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  1. [16:16] <BartenderDM> ==BEGIN!==
  2. [16:17] == RolandDM [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_Orwell
  3. [16:17] <RolandDM> You four unbelievably sexy individuals are strollin' along, all sexy like, when you suddenly encounter four basilisks.
  4. [16:17] <RolandDM> They're hipsters, smoking pipes and talking about terrible bands no one has ever heard of.
  5. [16:18] == Audience [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_Orwell
  6. [16:18] == Thalix_Scolas has changed nick to Thalix
  7. [16:18] <Thalix> Walk up to the basilisk group and very nicely use sleight of hand to take a pipe
  8. [16:19] <RolandDM> Roll dex against the basilisk's AC
  9. [16:19] <Thalix> !roll 1d20+5
  10. [16:19] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{12}
  11. [16:19] <Thalix> ((or sleight of hand roll?))
  12. [16:19] <RolandDM> ((Sure))
  13. [16:20] <Thalix> !roll 1d20+6
  14. [16:20] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix rolled : 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{17}
  15. [16:21] <Thalix> ((sorry there was lag))
  16. [16:21] <RolandDM> You snatch a pipe. The basilisk is now quite peeved.
  17. [16:21] <RolandDM> He even drops his free trade white mocha chai latte.
  18. [16:21] <RolandDM> "HEY. GIVE THAT BACK."
  19. [16:21] <Thalix> "lol nah"
  20. [16:21] <Thalix> "This is ill3gal man"
  21. [16:22] == Thalix_Scolas [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_Orwell
  22. [16:22] == Thalix [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client]
  23. [16:22] <RolandDM> Roll initiative while this basilisk imagines how pleasant strangling you would be.
  24. [16:22] <Thalix_Scolas> Im taking over on this one))
  25. [16:22] <RolandDM> !roll 4#d20+4 initiative
  26. [16:22] <Tyche[Dice]> RolandDM rolled : 4#d20+4 initiative --> [ 1d20=7 ]{11}, [ 1d20=10 ]{14}, [ 1d20=5 ]{9}, [ 1d20=1 ]{5}
  27. [16:22] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+2 Initiative
  28. [16:22] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+2 Initiative --> [ 1d20=15 ]{17}
  29. [16:23] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d20+5
  30. [16:23] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{6}
  31. [16:23] <Arxase> !roll 1d20+3 initiative
  32. [16:23] <Tyche[Dice]> Arxase rolled : 1d20+3 initiative --> [ 1d20=14 ]{17}
  33. [16:24] == BartenderDM [[email protected]] has left #RPGStuck_Orwell []
  34. [16:24] <RolandDM> Kirk_Stevens
  35. [16:25] <Kirk_Stevens> !roll 1d20+2
  36. [16:25] <Tyche[Dice]> Kirk_Stevens rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=9 ]{11}
  37. [16:27] <RolandDM> Ana, Basilisk 1, basilisk 2, Kirk, basilisk 3, Thalix, Basilisk 4
  38. [16:27] <RolandDM> That sounds right.
  39. [16:27] <Anastasia_Locke> Pynmui?
  40. [16:27] <Anastasia_Locke> Arxase*
  41. [16:28] <RolandDM> Oh, right.
  42. [16:28] <Arxase> ((I rolled a 14+3 above lol))
  43. [16:28] <RolandDM> Arxase goes before Ana
  44. [16:28] <RolandDM> whups
  45. [16:28] <RolandDM> Okay, whenever you're ready, Arxase
  46. [16:28] <Arxase> ((Other way, I think))
  47. [16:29] <RolandDM> Nuh uh, your dex mod is higher.
  48. [16:29] <Arxase> ((oh, okay. thought it was on the raw roll))
  49. [16:29] == yzabtech [[email protected]] has left #RPGStuck_Orwell [Leaving]
  50. [16:29] <RolandDM> Anyway
  51. [16:30] <RolandDM> Thalix and Jesus (Basilisk 4) go last, because they get caught up in a vicious slap fight on account of Thalix having snatched Jesus' pipe.
  52. [16:30] <RolandDM> !roll 1d4
  53. [16:30] <Tyche[Dice]> RolandDM rolled : 1d4 --> [ 1d4=4 ]{4}
  54. [16:30] <RolandDM> They both lose 4 HP as a result of this slap fight.
  55. [16:30] <Thalix_Scolas> Slaps of Thunder
  56. [16:31] <Arxase> I frown at Thalix for aggravating the basilisks in an inanely unnecessary manner, while pulling out my two Rivenblades and slashing at the basilisk that seemed to want to aggress first.
  57. [16:31] <Arxase> !roll 1d20+3 tohit
  58. [16:31] <Tyche[Dice]> Arxase rolled : 1d20+3 tohit --> [ 1d20=7 ]{10}
  59. [16:31] <Arxase> !roll 1d4+3 damage
  60. [16:31] <Tyche[Dice]> Arxase rolled : 1d4+3 damage --> [ 1d4=2 ]{5}
  61. [16:31] <RolandDM> You miss, sadly.
  62. [16:31] <Arxase> !roll 1d4 poison
  63. [16:31] <Tyche[Dice]> Arxase rolled : 1d4 poison --> [ 1d4=2 ]{2}
  64. [16:31] <Arxase> k
  65. [16:31] <RolandDM> They were both so caught up in the slap fight, that you were probably afraid of hitting Thalix, and so held back.
  66. [16:31] <RolandDM> ((Future reference: Basilisk AC=14))
  67. [16:31] <Arxase> ((k.))
  68. [16:32] <Anastasia_Locke> "Thal, why would you get into a slap fight when you have a SWORD!?"
  69. [16:32] <Anastasia_Locke> "Come on, man."
  70. [16:32] <Anastasia_Locke> ((My turn, or offhand attack with the second sword?))
  71. [16:32] <RolandDM> Do you wish to do anything with your minor, Arxase?
  72. [16:33] <Arxase> Ah, right. Slash at the same basilisk again.
  73. [16:33] <Thalix_Scolas> "Oh right, forg0t all about that old thing!"
  74. [16:33] <Arxase> ((tohit for a minor is without dex...?))
  75. [16:33] <RolandDM> ((No, with dex. Damage is without dex))
  76. [16:34] <Arxase> !roll 1d20+3 tohit
  77. [16:34] <Tyche[Dice]> Arxase rolled : 1d20+3 tohit --> [ 1d20=4 ]{7}
  78. [16:34] <Arxase> "Shoot."
  79. [16:34] <RolandDM> You miss again. HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE. DICE PLS
  80. [16:34] <RolandDM> Speech is a free action. Unless you have anything to say, it's Ana's turn.
  81. [16:35] <Anastasia_Locke> "I'd be happy to!"
  82. [16:35] * Anastasia_Locke shoots, as per Arxase's directions
  83. [16:36] <Anastasia_Locke> Power Attack 2
  84. [16:36] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+8
  85. [16:36] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{10}
  86. [16:36] <RolandDM> You miss. Man, are you guys high or something?
  87. [16:36] <Anastasia_Locke> Apparently we are
  88. [16:36] * Anastasia_Locke tries again, offhand
  89. [16:36] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+8
  90. [16:36] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{20}
  91. [16:36] <Anastasia_Locke> There we go
  92. [16:36] <RolandDM> Thaaaat's more like it.
  93. [16:36] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d4 damage
  94. [16:36] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d4 damage --> [ 1d4=1 ]{1}
  95. [16:36] <RolandDM> ...nevermind.
  96. [16:36] <Anastasia_Locke> End
  97. [16:36] <Anastasia_Locke> "Nailed it!"
  98. [16:36] <Arxase> ((It's all the stuff the basilisks were smoking, obviously.))
  99. [16:36] <RolandDM> Jesus takes one damage.
  100. [16:37] <Thalix_Scolas> the pipe effected us all
  101. [16:37] <RolandDM> Roger takes his turn.
  102. [16:37] <RolandDM> He runs up to Kirk. Something about his expression made him think, y'know what? fuck that guy.
  103. [16:37] <RolandDM> He attempts to grapple.
  104. [16:37] <RolandDM> !roll 1d20+7
  105. [16:37] <Tyche[Dice]> RolandDM rolled : 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{20}
  106. [16:37] <RolandDM> Roll acro or athletics to resist
  107. [16:38] <Kirk_Stevens> !roll 1d20+4
  108. [16:38] <Tyche[Dice]> Kirk_Stevens rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{17}
  109. [16:38] <Kirk_Stevens> shucks
  110. [16:38] <RolandDM> The basilisk wraps around you, making sure to put his gross, hipster-y armpit over your nose.
  111. [16:38] <RolandDM> He then ends his turn, making what you're pretty sure are "neener" noises at you.
  112. [16:39] <Arxase> ((basilisks have armpits? brb googling))
  113. [16:39] <RolandDM> Sally's turn (GASP! A female underling? Preposterous!).
  114. [16:39] <RolandDM> She runs up to grapple Ana, deciding that psionics are a nono in this strife.
  115. [16:39] <RolandDM> !roll 1d20+7 grapple
  116. [16:39] <Tyche[Dice]> RolandDM rolled : 1d20+7 grapple --> [ 1d20=11 ]{18}
  117. [16:39] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+7 Resist
  118. [16:39] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+7 Resist --> [ 1d20=16 ]{23}
  119. [16:39] <RolandDM> She fails to grapple you, and calls you sexist.
  120. [16:40] <Anastasia_Locke> "Would you people stop with the grabbing!"
  121. [16:40] <RolandDM> And probably ableist, with a few other accusations of bigotry for good measure.
  122. [16:40] <Anastasia_Locke> "Oh, you wanna go?"
  123. [16:40] <Anastasia_Locke> "You REALLY wanna start this?"
  124. [16:40] <RolandDM> "Oh, don't you dare you ableist! You're triggering me!"
  125. [16:40] * Thalix_Scolas cowers with Jeus
  126. [16:41] <Anastasia_Locke> "Oh, I'm definitely gonna be using a trigger alright."
  127. [16:41] <RolandDM> Kirk's turn.
  128. [16:41] <Thalix_Scolas> ((oh damn Ana, oh damn))
  129. [16:43] <RolandDM> Kirk_Stevens
  130. [16:43] <Kirk_Stevens> ah sorry
  131. [16:43] <Kirk_Stevens> was checking somethign else
  132. [16:43] <RolandDM> S'cool.
  133. [16:43] <Kirk_Stevens> anyway
  134. [16:44] <Kirk_Stevens> i use beastcontrol on the one sexually assaulting me
  135. [16:44] <Kirk_Stevens> i think ill do rank 3
  136. [16:44] <RolandDM> Roll a concentration check against a 14 DC
  137. [16:44] <Kirk_Stevens> oh
  138. [16:44] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Fun with grapples))
  139. [16:44] <Kirk_Stevens> what stat is concentration off of
  140. [16:45] <Anastasia_Locke> Wis
  141. [16:45] <Kirk_Stevens> my sheet is from before that was a thing
  142. [16:45] <Thalix_Scolas> WIS
  143. [16:45] <Kirk_Stevens> okay
  144. [16:45] <Kirk_Stevens> !roll 1d20+2
  145. [16:45] <Tyche[Dice]> Kirk_Stevens rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{20}
  146. [16:45] <RolandDM> Nice.
  147. [16:45] <RolandDM> Control away.
  148. [16:45] <Kirk_Stevens> !roll 1d20+12
  149. [16:45] <Tyche[Dice]> Kirk_Stevens rolled : 1d20+12 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{32}
  150. [16:45] <Kirk_Stevens> does it work
  151. [16:46] <RolandDM> Well, you critted.
  152. [16:46] <Kirk_Stevens> okay
  153. [16:46] <RolandDM> So Jesus is now not an atheist anymore.
  154. [16:46] <RolandDM> And he also decides he hates his friends.
  155. [16:46] <Kirk_Stevens> yay
  156. [16:46] <RolandDM> Because he realizes they're kind of terrible.
  157. [16:46] <Arxase> ((Roger is the one that's on Kirk though?))
  158. [16:46] <RolandDM> Oh
  159. [16:46] <RolandDM> Right
  160. [16:46] <RolandDM> WHUPS
  161. [16:46] <RolandDM> Yeah, Roger.
  162. [16:46] <Kirk_Stevens> okay
  163. [16:46] <RolandDM> I just though Jesus was funnier for that joke.
  164. [16:46] <RolandDM> Still, same thing applies.
  165. [16:47] <Kirk_Stevens> well i control him for three turns now
  166. [16:47] <RolandDM> Nope, not that easy.
  167. [16:47] <RolandDM> You actually control him for the rest of the strife.
  168. [16:47] <Kirk_Stevens> oh
  169. [16:47] <RolandDM> And he'll oblige you by exploding into grist when his friends are dead.
  170. [16:47] <Kirk_Stevens> okay
  171. [16:47] <Anastasia_Locke> What a pal
  172. [16:47] <Kirk_Stevens> what a nice guy
  173. [16:47] <RolandDM> What a stand up, not-atheist.
  174. [16:47] <RolandDM> So what is thy bidding his master?
  175. [16:48] <Kirk_Stevens> un-sexually assault me
  176. [16:48] <Kirk_Stevens> and start sexually assaulting one of his former pals
  177. [16:48] <RolandDM> That's a pretty good order.
  178. [16:48] <RolandDM> Lemme see. I know basilisks get acro grapples, but do they get acro resists?
  179. [16:49] <Anastasia_Locke> Everyone can use Acro to resist
  180. [16:49] <RolandDM> oh whups
  181. [16:49] <RolandDM> ha ha, right
  182. [16:49] <RolandDM> !roll 2#d20+7
  183. [16:49] <Tyche[Dice]> RolandDM rolled : 2#d20+7 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{24}, [ 1d20=14 ]{21}
  184. [16:49] <Arxase> ((wait in that case what if two people are trying to grapple each other))
  185. [16:49] <RolandDM> He succeeds in grappling Jesus.
  186. [16:49] <Kirk_Stevens> yeah
  187. [16:49] <Kirk_Stevens> suck dick jesus
  188. [16:50] <RolandDM> He says this as he grapples him: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDnu0giUS00
  189. [16:50] <RolandDM> And hey, watch it; I'm a christian
  190. [16:50] <Thalix_Scolas> pronounce it the spanish way
  191. [16:51] <RolandDM> Hey-seuse.
  192. [16:51] <Thalix_Scolas> si
  193. [16:51] <Arxase> sí
  194. [16:51] <Anastasia_Locke> C
  195. [16:51] <RolandDM> Thomas takes his turn.
  196. [16:51] <RolandDM> He attacks kirk for being a mainstream atheist.
  197. [16:52] <RolandDM> !roll 1d20 bite
  198. [16:52] <Tyche[Dice]> RolandDM rolled : 1d20 bite --> [ 1d20=10 ]{10}
  199. [16:52] <RolandDM> He misses the bite. Guess *he* was the mainstream one? We may never know.
  200. [16:52] <RolandDM> Jesus actually takes his turn.
  201. [16:52] <RolandDM> !roll 1d20+7 escape.
  202. [16:52] <Tyche[Dice]> RolandDM rolled : 1d20+7 escape. --> [ 1d20=11 ]{18}
  203. [16:52] <RolandDM> !roll 1d20+7 keep on huggin'
  204. [16:52] <Tyche[Dice]> RolandDM rolled : 1d20+7 keep on huggin' --> [ 1d20=9 ]{16}
  205. [16:53] <RolandDM> Jesus gets out, admonishing Roger for not being an atheist, and for triggering him by using that terrible Engrish accent.
  206. [16:53] <RolandDM> Thalix's turn.
  207. [16:53] <Thalix_Scolas> Stab dat Jesus for slapping me
  208. [16:53] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d20+5
  209. [16:53] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{21}
  210. [16:53] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d6+5
  211. [16:53] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d6+5 --> [ 1d6=5 ]{10}
  212. [16:54] <Thalix_Scolas> Cast Breathe 3 on Sally for being annoying
  213. [16:54] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d20+4
  214. [16:54] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{10}
  215. [16:54] <RolandDM> Jesus takes 10 damage, asking "My God, My God, why have you forsaken me."
  216. [16:54] <RolandDM> Sadly, you miss sally with your breathe attack. It was a spirited effort, though!
  217. [16:54] <RolandDM> She calls you a sexist accordingly.
  218. [16:55] <Thalix_Scolas> End Yurn with plans of Sally Death
  219. [16:55] <RolandDM> Duly noted.
  220. [16:55] <RolandDM> Arxase may now go
  221. [16:56] <Arxase> I try to stab Jesus (the basilisk).
  222. [16:56] <Arxase> !roll 1d20+3
  223. [16:56] <Tyche[Dice]> Arxase rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{14}
  224. [16:56] <Arxase> !roll 1d4+3 damage
  225. [16:56] <Tyche[Dice]> Arxase rolled : 1d4+3 damage --> [ 1d4=2 ]{5}
  226. [16:56] <Arxase> !roll 1d4 poison
  227. [16:56] <Tyche[Dice]> Arxase rolled : 1d4 poison --> [ 1d4=2 ]{2}
  228. [16:57] <RolandDM> You do five damage, and poison him for 2 turns.
  229. [16:57] <RolandDM> ((What's the poison effect again? On the inflicter's turn or the sufferer's turn?))
  230. [16:57] <Arxase> ((Not sure :/))
  231. [16:57] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Typically 1d4 at start of sufferer's turn))
  232. [16:58] <RolandDM> ((okay. makes me wonder why anyone would ever take it over fire))
  233. [16:58] <Thalix_Scolas> ((Thalix perks up on hearing Sufferer))
  234. [16:58] <Arxase> And I do the same with my other weapon, being careful to not step in the spilled latte :P
  235. [16:58] <Arxase> !roll 1d20+3 tohit
  236. [16:58] <RolandDM> Roll away my friend
  237. [16:58] <Tyche[Dice]> Arxase rolled : 1d20+3 tohit --> [ 1d20=5 ]{8}
  238. [16:58] <RolandDM> You, uh, aren't so successful with this attack.
  239. [16:59] <RolandDM> ((Ah, disadvantage))
  240. [16:59] <RolandDM> ((That's why you'd take poison))
  241. [16:59] <RolandDM> Anyway, anything else?
  242. [16:59] <Arxase> ((? explain please?))
  243. [16:59] <RolandDM> ((You'll see in a bit))
  244. [16:59] <Anastasia_Locke> ((F))
  245. [17:00] <Arxase> and also I step a bit away from the basilisk cuz I think I still have movement
  246. [17:00] <RolandDM> We play 'em so fast and loose in grinding, it doesn't matter.
  247. [17:00] <RolandDM> But feel free!
  248. [17:01] <Arxase> End turn while grumbling about crappy lattes spilled on the ground
  249. [17:01] <RolandDM> Ana?
  250. [17:01] * Anastasia_Locke shoots Jesus a bit
  251. [17:01] <RolandDM> Oh, just a bit?
  252. [17:01] <Anastasia_Locke> Powerful Strike 2
  253. [17:01] <Anastasia_Locke> Power*
  254. [17:01] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+8
  255. [17:01] <RolandDM> Don't waste it on him.
  256. [17:01] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{13}
  257. [17:01] <RolandDM> He's got 5 HP left.
  258. [17:02] <RolandDM> *8. Principle still stands.
  259. [17:02] <Anastasia_Locke> Minor action to shoot more
  260. [17:02] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+8
  261. [17:02] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{24}
  262. [17:02] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d4 damage
  263. [17:02] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d4 damage --> [ 1d4=1 ]{1}
  264. [17:02] <RolandDM> Yeesh
  265. [17:02] <RolandDM> fucking dice
  266. [17:02] <Anastasia_Locke> "I really am an expert markswoman, trust me you guys."
  267. [17:02] <RolandDM> Jesus takes 1 damage. he weeps.
  268. [17:02] <Anastasia_Locke> End turn
  269. [17:02] <RolandDM> "Yeah, sure. You've got this all under control, don't you?"
  270. [17:03] <Anastasia_Locke> "I mean I could start with the ripping if you'd prefer."
  271. [17:03] <RolandDM> Roger takes his turn. He takes this moment to attempt to grapple sally. "C'mere baby." he says.
  272. [17:03] <RolandDM> !roll 1d20+7
  273. [17:03] <Tyche[Dice]> RolandDM rolled : 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{14}
  274. [17:03] <RolandDM> !roll 1d20+7
  275. [17:03] <Tyche[Dice]> RolandDM rolled : 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{13}
  276. [17:03] <RolandDM> He grapples her. "You know, I've always had feelings for you." He says.
  277. [17:03] <RolandDM> !roll 1d20-1
  278. [17:03] <Tyche[Dice]> RolandDM rolled : 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{13}
  279. [17:03] <RolandDM> !roll 1d20
  280. [17:03] <Tyche[Dice]> RolandDM rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{20}
  281. [17:03] <Anastasia_Locke> "Alright, gettin' weird."
  282. [17:04] <RolandDM> "EW, GET OFF YOU SEXIST IT'S NOT LIKE THAT"
  283. [17:04] <RolandDM> "Naw, c'mon baby. Just you, and me."
  284. [17:04] <RolandDM> "Don't make it weird."
  285. [17:04] <RolandDM> Having failed his persuade check to get Sally to abscond to vegas with him for a sudden wedding, he ends his turn.
  286. [17:04] <Arxase> "Couldn't have spared us from this?" >.> Kirk and his weirdo bc'd basilisk
  287. [17:04] <RolandDM> Sally attempts to escape the bad touch
  288. [17:05] <RolandDM> !roll 1d20+7
  289. [17:05] <Tyche[Dice]> RolandDM rolled : 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=9 ]{16}
  290. [17:05] <RolandDM> !roll 1d20+7
  291. [17:05] <Tyche[Dice]> RolandDM rolled : 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{12}
  292. [17:05] <RolandDM> She gets out again.
  293. [17:05] <RolandDM> "What is wrong with you, you freak!"
  294. [17:05] <RolandDM> She slaps him.
  295. [17:05] <RolandDM> !roll 1d20+2
  296. [17:05] <Tyche[Dice]> RolandDM rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{4}
  297. [17:05] <RolandDM> She fails. Roger will not be dissuaded.
  298. [17:05] <RolandDM> She ends her turn, slightly creeped out.
  299. [17:05] <RolandDM> Kirk.
  300. [17:05] <Anastasia_Locke> "As effective as it is, Kirk, you REALLY couldn't have made him try something else?"
  301. [17:06] <RolandDM> Kirk's problem wasn't that he specifically ordered that.
  302. [17:06] <RolandDM> It was that he wasn't specific *enough* in his orders.
  303. [17:07] <Kirk_Stevens> How do you know I'm not still giving orders
  304. [17:07] <RolandDM> Yeah
  305. [17:07] <RolandDM> How do you know Kirk's not into that kind of thing.
  306. [17:07] <RolandDM> Take your turn, dirtbag.
  307. [17:07] <Thalix_Scolas> "Kirk you ok man?"
  308. [17:09] <Letaali[spectating]> (( You're making jesus wait Kirk_Stevens
  309. [17:09] <Arxase> ((horrible seduction by proxy via beastcontrol, huh))
  310. [17:09] <Kirk_Stevens> "Oh I'm okay"
  311. [17:09] <Kirk_Stevens> "I'm doing GREAT actually"
  312. [17:09] <Kirk_Stevens> "*wink*"
  313. [17:09] <Kirk_Stevens> anyway
  314. [17:09] <Kirk_Stevens> I rifle one of the bad guys
  315. [17:09] <RolandDM> Pick one.
  316. [17:09] <Kirk_Stevens> power strike thing
  317. [17:10] <RolandDM> Roger, Sally, Thomas, or Jesus.
  318. [17:10] <Kirk_Stevens> oh man names
  319. [17:10] <Kirk_Stevens> lets try thomas
  320. [17:10] <RolandDM> Okay.
  321. [17:10] <Kirk_Stevens> !roll 1d20+5
  322. [17:10] <Tyche[Dice]> Kirk_Stevens rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{10}
  323. [17:10] <RolandDM> You miss. You probably actually *aren't* okay.
  324. [17:10] <RolandDM> Roll con to not look ill.
  325. [17:11] <Kirk_Stevens> !roll 1d20+0
  326. [17:11] <Tyche[Dice]> Kirk_Stevens rolled : 1d20+0 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{4}
  327. [17:11] <RolandDM> Oh God you look terrible.
  328. [17:11] <Anastasia_Locke> "Dude..."
  329. [17:11] <RolandDM> Maybe you should take a breather.
  330. [17:12] <RolandDM> Got anything you wanna do with your minor?
  331. [17:13] <Kirk_Stevens> yeah
  332. [17:13] <Kirk_Stevens> i used mindkind for my gun
  333. [17:13] <Kirk_Stevens> so im gonna rifle them again
  334. [17:13] <Kirk_Stevens> still get mods for offhand attack rolls right
  335. [17:13] <RolandDM> yup
  336. [17:13] <RolandDM> not for damage tho
  337. [17:13] <Kirk_Stevens> kay kay kay
  338. [17:13] <Kirk_Stevens> !roll 1d20+5
  339. [17:14] <Tyche[Dice]> Kirk_Stevens rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{16}
  340. [17:14] <Kirk_Stevens> yeah
  341. [17:14] <RolandDM> oh hey a hit at least
  342. [17:14] <RolandDM> *last
  343. [17:14] <Kirk_Stevens> !roll 1d4+2
  344. [17:14] <Tyche[Dice]> Kirk_Stevens rolled : 1d4+2 --> [ 1d4=1 ]{3}
  345. [17:14] <RolandDM> You do one damage, as modifiers do not apply to offhand damage rolls.
  346. [17:14] <Kirk_Stevens> its a mod from the gun tho
  347. [17:14] <Kirk_Stevens> the gun gives +2 damage
  348. [17:14] <RolandDM> Oh okay
  349. [17:14] <RolandDM> thomas giggles a little.
  350. [17:15] <RolandDM> "That tickles."
  351. [17:15] <Arxase> "Are all basilisks quite this... strange?"
  352. [17:15] <RolandDM> Thomas takes his turn, as he calls Arxase a racist for that remark.
  353. [17:16] <RolandDM> He wonders if this isn't actually the beginning of a basilisk orgy.
  354. [17:16] <RolandDM> Then he attempts to bite kirk
  355. [17:16] <RolandDM> !roll 1d20
  356. [17:16] <Tyche[Dice]> RolandDM rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{6}
  357. [17:16] <RolandDM> He fails to bite kirk.
  358. [17:16] <Arxase> "Well excuse me if you haven't been the quaintest of representatives."
  359. [17:16] <RolandDM> "I'm, uh, starting to feel a little funny." he says.
  360. [17:17] <RolandDM> "You guys might wanna clear out."
  361. [17:17] <RolandDM> Jesus takes his turn.
  362. [17:17] <RolandDM> He attempts to bite kirk, too.
  363. [17:17] <RolandDM> !roll 1d20
  364. [17:17] <Tyche[Dice]> RolandDM rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{18}
  365. [17:17] <RolandDM> That's a hit.
  366. [17:17] <RolandDM> !roll 2d4
  367. [17:17] <Tyche[Dice]> RolandDM rolled : 2d4 --> [ 2d4=3 ]{3}
  368. [17:17] <RolandDM> He hits kirk for three damage.
  369. [17:17] <RolandDM> He ends his turn
  370. [17:17] <RolandDM> Thalix
  371. [17:18] <Thalix_Scolas> Breathe 3 on Sally for old time sake
  372. [17:18] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d20+4
  373. [17:18] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{20}
  374. [17:18] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 3d6+4
  375. [17:18] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 3d6+4 --> [ 3d6=12 ]{16}
  376. [17:19] <Thalix_Scolas> Now stab Sally with a good old,.. stabbin
  377. [17:19] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d20+5
  378. [17:19] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{9}
  379. [17:19] <Thalix_Scolas> lel nope
  380. [17:20] <RolandDM> oh hold up real quick
  381. [17:20] <RolandDM> !roll 1d4
  382. [17:20] <Tyche[Dice]> RolandDM rolled : 1d4 --> [ 1d4=1 ]{1}
  383. [17:21] <RolandDM> Hey kirk, one sec
  384. [17:21] <RolandDM> !roll 1d20
  385. [17:21] <Tyche[Dice]> RolandDM rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{3}
  386. [17:21] <RolandDM> Yeah, take back that three damage
  387. [17:21] <RolandDM> Forgot jesus was poison
  388. [17:21] <RolandDM> ed
  389. [17:21] <Kirk_Stevens> oh okay
  390. [17:21] <RolandDM> Anything else, Thalix?
  391. [17:21] <Thalix_Scolas> nah
  392. [17:22] <RolandDM> Arxase
  393. [17:23] <Arxase> I attempt to finish off Jesus. All these people with fancy psionics and I'll have to make do with blades!
  394. [17:23] <Arxase> !roll 1d20+3 tohit
  395. [17:23] <Tyche[Dice]> Arxase rolled : 1d20+3 tohit --> [ 1d20=18 ]{21}
  396. [17:23] <Arxase> !roll 1d4+3 damage
  397. [17:23] <Tyche[Dice]> Arxase rolled : 1d4+3 damage --> [ 1d4=3 ]{6}
  398. [17:23] <RolandDM> nice shot
  399. [17:23] <RolandDM> Jesus explodes into grist.
  400. [17:23] <Anastasia_Locke> "Aww yeah! One down!"
  401. [17:24] <Anastasia_Locke> "One... kinda converted or something?"
  402. [17:24] <RolandDM> Roger weeps bitterly over his loss, but nevertheless resolves to continue doing his new job, which is apparently hitting on sally
  403. [17:24] <Arxase> Hmm... while Roger is busy trying to woo Sally still... uh, minor on attacking Thomas
  404. [17:24] <RolandDM> Cool.
  405. [17:24] <RolandDM> Fire away.
  406. [17:24] <Arxase> !roll 1d20+3 tohit
  407. [17:24] <Tyche[Dice]> Arxase rolled : 1d20+3 tohit --> [ 1d20=8 ]{11}
  408. [17:24] <RolandDM> Ach, were it such that all your strikes hit.
  409. [17:24] <Arxase> :(
  410. [17:24] <RolandDM> Ana's turn.
  411. [17:25] * Anastasia_Locke hopes for a hit
  412. [17:25] <Anastasia_Locke> Power Attack 2 on Thomas
  413. [17:25] <Anastasia_Locke> Eventually it'll have to work
  414. [17:25] <RolandDM> roll wis for me pls
  415. [17:25] <Anastasia_Locke> Wis or Concentration?
  416. [17:25] <RolandDM> Wis
  417. [17:25] <RolandDM> juuuust wis
  418. [17:25] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+1
  419. [17:25] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{16}
  420. [17:25] <RolandDM> Make your next shot with advantage
  421. [17:26] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 2#1d20+8
  422. [17:26] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 2#1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{9}, [ 1d20=6 ]{14}
  423. [17:26] <RolandDM> Because you BELIEVE hard enough.
  424. [17:26] <RolandDM> You hit.
  425. [17:26] <Anastasia_Locke> Thank you
  426. [17:26] <Anastasia_Locke> Thank you Dice
  427. [17:26] <RolandDM> Jesus christ ana
  428. [17:26] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 3d4+8 damage
  429. [17:26] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 3d4+8 damage --> [ 3d4=4 ]{12}
  430. [17:26] <Thalix_Scolas> Id like to thank the Academy
  431. [17:26] <RolandDM> Jesus christ dice are you a shit or something
  432. [17:26] <Anastasia_Locke> Offhand attack
  433. [17:26] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+8
  434. [17:26] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{14}
  435. [17:27] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d4 damage
  436. [17:27] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d4 damage --> [ 1d4=4 ]{4}
  437. [17:27] <RolandDM> hey another near hit
  438. [17:27] <RolandDM> Anything else?
  439. [17:27] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Wait, near? You said 14 AC))
  440. [17:27] <RolandDM> Yeah. It's a near hit.
  441. [17:27] <RolandDM> Like you just barely hit him.
  442. [17:28] <Anastasia_Locke> Ah
  443. [17:28] <Anastasia_Locke> I thought you meant like
  444. [17:28] <Anastasia_Locke> I nearly hit him
  445. [17:28] <RolandDM> That'd be a near *miss*
  446. [17:28] <Anastasia_Locke> Fair
  447. [17:28] <Anastasia_Locke> End turn
  448. [17:28] <RolandDM> Roger feels frisky.
  449. [17:28] <RolandDM> He tries to grope sally in another grapple.
  450. [17:29] <RolandDM> !roll 2#d20+7
  451. [17:29] <Tyche[Dice]> RolandDM rolled : 2#d20+7 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{19}, [ 1d20=6 ]{13}
  452. [17:29] <Anastasia_Locke> "KIRK FIX YOUR SLAVE HE'S WEIRDING ME OUT!"
  453. [17:29] <RolandDM> He gets sally in another grapple and immediately begins molesting her profusely.
  454. [17:29] <RolandDM> !roll 2#d20
  455. [17:29] <Tyche[Dice]> RolandDM rolled : 2#d20 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{16}, [ 1d20=5 ]{5}
  456. [17:29] <Kirk_Stevens> "What do you mean fix, Ana?"
  457. [17:29] <RolandDM> She is now thoroughly weirded out by this molestation.
  458. [17:29] <Kirk_Stevens> "He seems to be doing alright to me/."
  459. [17:29] <Anastasia_Locke> "That's not funny. This is just creepy."
  460. [17:30] * Kirk_Stevens winks
  461. [17:30] <RolandDM> Sally's turn.
  462. [17:30] <RolandDM> !roll 3#d20+7
  463. [17:30] <Tyche[Dice]> RolandDM rolled : 3#d20+7 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{12}, [ 1d20=17 ]{24}, [ 1d20=14 ]{21}
  464. [17:30] * Anastasia_Locke regrets having shot Thomas instead of Roger
  465. [17:30] <RolandDM> Even with disadvantage, Sally manages to escape from Roger's grasp.
  466. [17:30] <RolandDM> She is now thoroughly triggered, and absconds.
  467. [17:31] <Arxase> from the strife???
  468. [17:31] <RolandDM> yes.
  469. [17:31] <Thalix_Scolas> aw hell naw
  470. [17:31] <RolandDM> Kirk's turn.
  471. [17:31] <Arxase> kirk's bc worked a bit too well
  472. [17:31] <RolandDM> I loathe to see what he will do with it.
  473. [17:32] <Thalix_Scolas> kork
  474. [17:32] <Arxase> Kirk_Stevens
  475. [17:33] <Kirk_Stevens> okay
  476. [17:33] <Kirk_Stevens> so like roger and tom is all who's left right
  477. [17:33] <Thalix_Scolas> chase
  478. [17:33] <Thalix_Scolas> sally
  479. [17:33] <RolandDM> Yup.
  480. [17:33] <Thalix_Scolas> down
  481. [17:33] <RolandDM> Ooh, you are relentless.
  482. [17:33] <Kirk_Stevens> i command roger to go and get sally back
  483. [17:34] <Kirk_Stevens> because im not missing out on that exp
  484. [17:34] <RolandDM> Okay.
  485. [17:34] <Kirk_Stevens> and then i rifle at thomas
  486. [17:34] <Kirk_Stevens> with power strik enchant 2 or whatever its called
  487. [17:34] <Kirk_Stevens> !roll 1d20+5
  488. [17:34] <Tyche[Dice]> Kirk_Stevens rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=9 ]{14}
  489. [17:34] <Kirk_Stevens> sweet
  490. [17:35] <Kirk_Stevens> !roll 3d4+7
  491. [17:35] <Tyche[Dice]> Kirk_Stevens rolled : 3d4+7 --> [ 3d4=8 ]{15}
  492. [17:35] <Arxase> what is it with dice and near hits today
  493. [17:36] <Kirk_Stevens> so anyway i hit and did 15
  494. [17:36] <Kirk_Stevens> because i am cool
  495. [17:36] <Kirk_Stevens> how does that do
  496. [17:36] <RolandDM> Yeah, sure. Is that all you wanted to do this turn?
  497. [17:37] <Kirk_Stevens> no
  498. [17:37] <Kirk_Stevens> i also want to minor action rifle at him
  499. [17:37] <RolandDM> Okay
  500. [17:37] <Kirk_Stevens> !roll 1d20+5
  501. [17:37] <Tyche[Dice]> Kirk_Stevens rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{11}
  502. [17:37] <Kirk_Stevens> darn it
  503. [17:37] <Kirk_Stevens> now thats all i want to do
  504. [17:37] <RolandDM> Thomas attacks Ana.
  505. [17:38] <RolandDM> !roll 1d20
  506. [17:38] <Tyche[Dice]> RolandDM rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{8}
  507. [17:38] <RolandDM> He fails.
  508. [17:38] <RolandDM> Thalix's turn
  509. [17:38] <Thalix_Scolas> Finish off the Sally one
  510. [17:38] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d20+5
  511. [17:38] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{21}
  512. [17:38] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d6+5
  513. [17:38] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d6+5 --> [ 1d6=1 ]{6}
  514. [17:38] <Thalix_Scolas> dman
  515. [17:38] <RolandDM> not with rolls like that, mister!
  516. [17:39] <Thalix_Scolas> Card her stupid Sally like face
  517. [17:39] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d20+5
  518. [17:39] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{10}
  519. [17:39] <Thalix_Scolas> or not
  520. [17:39] <Thalix_Scolas> you live still Sally
  521. [17:39] <Thalix_Scolas> but you are still on fire
  522. [17:40] == Arxase [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client]
  523. [17:40] <RolandDM> Huh.
  524. [17:40] <RolandDM> Where'd they go
  525. [17:40] <Anastasia_Locke> Uh
  526. [17:40] <Thalix_Scolas> party town
  527. [17:42] <RolandDM> Can you get 'em back, strat?
  528. [17:42] <Anastasia_Locke> Already on it
  529. [17:42] <Anastasia_Locke> Laptop died, apparently
  530. [17:43] <Anastasia_Locke> They may or may not have another option
  531. [17:44] <RolandDM> Let's pretend they're here in spirit and they'll get the rewards anyway.
  532. [17:45] <Anastasia_Locke> Think it was s'posed to be her turn next
  533. [17:46] <RolandDM> Well, let's see here...
  534. [17:46] <RolandDM> !roll 1d20+3
  535. [17:46] <Tyche[Dice]> RolandDM rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{16}
  536. [17:46] <RolandDM> !roll 1d4+3
  537. [17:46] <Tyche[Dice]> RolandDM rolled : 1d4+3 --> [ 1d4=1 ]{4}
  538. [17:46] <RolandDM> !roll 1d20+3
  539. [17:46] <Tyche[Dice]> RolandDM rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{22}
  540. [17:46] <RolandDM> !roll 1d4
  541. [17:46] <Tyche[Dice]> RolandDM rolled : 1d4 --> [ 1d4=3 ]{3}
  542. [17:46] <RolandDM> She does 7 damage to Sally
  543. [17:46] <RolandDM> Ana's turn
  544. [17:46] * Anastasia_Locke shoots Roger with Snare 1
  545. [17:46] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+8
  546. [17:46] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=9 ]{17}
  547. [17:47] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d4+8 damage
  548. [17:47] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d4+8 damage --> [ 1d4=4 ]{12}
  549. [17:47] <Anastasia_Locke> "Stop."
  550. [17:47] <RolandDM> Roger actually dies to that attack.
  551. [17:47] <RolandDM> It's, uh, a little sad. He wasn't himself. Still doesn't excuse his misdeeds.
  552. [17:47] <Anastasia_Locke> Offhand on Thomas
  553. [17:47] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+8
  554. [17:47] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{12}
  555. [17:47] <Anastasia_Locke> End
  556. [17:48] <RolandDM> Sally breathes a sigh of relief, and thanks the group before attacking kirk.
  557. [17:48] <RolandDM> !roll 1d20
  558. [17:48] <Tyche[Dice]> RolandDM rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{11}
  559. [17:48] <RolandDM> She fails to hit kirk.
  560. [17:48] <RolandDM> Kirk's turn
  561. [17:49] <Kirk_Stevens> okay well then
  562. [17:49] <Kirk_Stevens> i guess i rifle sally
  563. [17:49] <Kirk_Stevens> with power thing 2
  564. [17:49] <Kirk_Stevens> !roll 1d20+5
  565. [17:49] <Tyche[Dice]> Kirk_Stevens rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{17}
  566. [17:49] <Kirk_Stevens> wow
  567. [17:50] <Kirk_Stevens> !roll 3d4+7
  568. [17:50] <Tyche[Dice]> Kirk_Stevens rolled : 3d4+7 --> [ 3d4=4 ]{11}
  569. [17:50] <RolandDM> Sally dies a triggered death
  570. [17:50] <RolandDM> Only thomas remains.
  571. [17:50] == BartenderDM [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_Orwell
  572. [17:51] <Kirk_Stevens> well then
  573. [17:51] <Kirk_Stevens> i minor action rifle thomas
  574. [17:51] <Kirk_Stevens> !roll 1d20+5
  575. [17:51] <Tyche[Dice]> Kirk_Stevens rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{22}
  576. [17:51] <Kirk_Stevens> wow
  577. [17:51] <Kirk_Stevens> !roll 1d4+2
  578. [17:51] <Tyche[Dice]> Kirk_Stevens rolled : 1d4+2 --> [ 1d4=3 ]{5}
  579. [17:51] <BartenderDM> Tommy boy has 11 HP left
  580. [17:52] <BartenderDM> His turn, right?
  581. [17:54] <Anastasia_Locke> Sure
  582. [17:54] <Anastasia_Locke> I guess?
  583. [17:54] <BartenderDM> He attacks Ana
  584. [17:54] <BartenderDM> !roll 1d20
  585. [17:54] <Tyche[Dice]> BartenderDM rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{14}
  586. [17:54] <Anastasia_Locke> "Look. Dude. Just stop."
  587. [17:54] == Arxase [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_Orwell
  588. [17:55] <BartenderDM> He misses. The love is lost.
  589. [17:55] <Arxase> ((sooo sorry, laptop died))
  590. [17:55] <Arxase> ((what happened))
  591. [17:55] <BartenderDM> Thalix's turn
  592. [17:55] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d20+5 to make Sally become kill
  593. [17:55] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d20+5 to make Sally become kill --> [ 1d20=8 ]{13}
  594. [17:55] <Thalix_Scolas> :"(
  595. [17:56] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d20+5 to use MAJOR and perform the deathing of sally
  596. [17:56] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d20+5 to use MAJOR and perform the deathing of sally --> [ 1d20=4 ]{9}
  597. [17:56] <Thalix_Scolas> Fall down and think about life and the air
  598. [17:56] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d2
  599. [17:56] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d2 --> [ 1d2=2 ]{2}
  600. [17:57] <Anastasia_Locke> "Man, today is just not a good day for us..."
  601. [17:57] <Thalix_Scolas> Stand back up and End Turn while scowling at Sallys smug face
  602. [17:59] <BartenderDM> Arxase:
  603. [17:59] <Arxase> assessment of situation?
  604. [17:59] <BartenderDM> Thomas is all that's left with 11 HP
  605. [18:00] <Arxase> ... K
  606. [18:00] <Arxase> Um... I guess generically attack Thomas? there's not much else to do
  607. [18:00] <Arxase> !roll 1d20+3 tohit
  608. [18:00] <Tyche[Dice]> Arxase rolled : 1d20+3 tohit --> [ 1d20=3 ]{6}
  609. [18:01] <Arxase> :(
  610. [18:01] <Arxase> !roll 1d20+3 tohit other hand!
  611. [18:01] <Tyche[Dice]> Arxase rolled : 1d20+3 tohit other hand! --> [ 1d20=11 ]{14}
  612. [18:01] <Anastasia_Locke> Yuss
  613. [18:01] <Thalix_Scolas> why dice
  614. [18:01] <Arxase> !roll 1d4 damage
  615. [18:01] <Tyche[Dice]> Arxase rolled : 1d4 damage --> [ 1d4=1 ]{1}
  616. [18:01] <Arxase> ! roll 1d4 poison
  617. [18:01] <Arxase> !roll 1d4 poison
  618. [18:01] <Tyche[Dice]> Arxase rolled : 1d4 poison --> [ 1d4=1 ]{1}
  619. [18:01] <Anastasia_Locke> Nuuu
  620. [18:01] <Arxase> ... dice :'(
  621. [18:03] * Anastasia_Locke attempts to shoot a bullet, Power Attack 1
  622. [18:03] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+8 to hit
  623. [18:03] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+8 to hit --> [ 1d20=9 ]{17}
  624. [18:03] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 2d4+8
  625. [18:03] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 2d4+8 --> [ 2d4=4 ]{12}
  626. [18:04] <BartenderDM> He has died
  627. [18:04] <Anastasia_Locke> "Ugh, FINALLY."
  628. [18:04] <Anastasia_Locke> "Those things took forever to kill."
  629. [18:04] <BartenderDM> His life was almost as obscured as his death was tragic
  630. [18:04] <Anastasia_Locke> "It's like... are there gas fumes here or something?"
  631. [18:05] <Anastasia_Locke> "Is this an ancient burial ground and now we're cursed?"
  632. [18:05] <RolandDM> Roll wis
  633. [18:05] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+1
  634. [18:05] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{17}
  635. [18:06] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d20+1
  636. [18:06] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{12}
  637. [18:06] <Thalix_Scolas> "What did they hav3 in thos3 pip3s?"
  638. [18:06] <Kirk_Stevens> !roll 1d20+2
  639. [18:06] <Tyche[Dice]> Kirk_Stevens rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{18}
  640. [18:07] <Arxase> (wait wait wait imma be riiight there)
  641. [18:08] <Arxase> !roll 1d20+1
  642. [18:08] <Tyche[Dice]> Arxase rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{15}
  643. [18:08] <RolandDM> None of you believe that ridiculous hogwash
  644. [18:08] <Thalix_Scolas> oh, now dice is gonna be good!
  645. [18:09] <Anastasia_Locke> "I just, ugh. I dunno."
  646. [18:09] <RolandDM> You are awarded 35 tier 3, 53 tier 2, 159 tier 1, and 494 build
  647. [18:09] <RolandDM> You split this and 225 exp as you please
  648. [18:09] <RolandDM> ((y'all got lucky on the d2 rolls
  649. [18:09] <RolandDM> ))
  650. [18:09] <RolandDM> strat will you paste this?
  651. [18:10] <Anastasia_Locke> Eeyup
  652. [18:10] <Thalix_Scolas> what would have happened
  653. [18:10] <RolandDM> I would have made a terrible joke at the expense of those who failed the DC
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