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  1. [9/13/2011 1:56:00 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: -- adiosToreadora [AT] began trolling arachnidsGrip [AG] --
  2. AT: uHHH, hEYYYYY,
  3. AT: cAN i, uMM, asK YOU, a REALLY WEIRD QUESTION?
  4. AT: i AM JUST, cURIOUS ABOUT SOMETHING,
  5. [9/13/2011 1:57:21 PM] CohortDirector: AG: Well, this is unexpected.
  6. AG: I was thinking everyone had dropped dead or something.
  7. AG: Too 8ad.
  8. AG: What do you want?
  9. [9/13/2011 1:58:30 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: AT: uH, wELL, sPEAKING ABOUT DROPPING DEAD,
  10. AT: wHAT WOULD YOU DO, iF i DIED?
  11. AT: tHIS IS, uHH, hYPOTHETICAL, oF COURSE,
  12. AT: bECAUSE i AM NOT DYING,
  13. [9/13/2011 1:59:16 PM] CohortDirector: AG: Wh8t.
  14. [9/13/2011 2:00:00 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: AT: uHHHH,
  15. [9/13/2011 2:00:19 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: AT: wHAT WOULD YOU DO, iF,
  16. AT: i DIED,
  17. AT: fOR ANY REASON,
  18. [9/13/2011 2:00:26 PM] MaleRadia/FAD: ((Stuff and mount you, o8viously!))
  19. [9/13/2011 2:00:34 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: (("mount"))
  20. [9/13/2011 2:00:53 PM] MaleRadia/FAD: ((not necessarily in that order))
  21. [9/13/2011 2:02:05 PM | Edited 2:02:11 PM] CohortDirector: AG: No, I understood that part.
  22. AG: I was just rereading to make sure I hadn't just smacked my head hard enough to suddenly start hallucin8ing the most profoundly stupid thing you could say.
  23. AG: I killed you once already, remem8er?
  24. [9/13/2011 2:03:45 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: AT: yEAH WELL,
  25. AT: wE WEREN'T, eXACTLY, uHH,
  26. AT: gETTING ALONG THEN,
  27. [9/13/2011 2:04:23 PM] CohortDirector: AG: You still piss me off, 8ut I guess you have a point.
  28. [9/13/2011 2:06:20 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: AT: sO, lIKE, uHHH,
  29. AT: wHAT IF, thERE WAS AN ACCIDENT AND i DIED, oR,
  30. AT: sOMEONE ELSE KILLED ME, oR,
  31. AT: i REACHED THE END OF MY LIFESPAN,
  32. AT: uMMMM, wHAT WOULD YOU DO?
  33. AT: }:o
  34. [9/13/2011 2:06:35 PM] CohortDirector: AG: Keep living.
  35. [9/13/2011 2:06:46 PM] CohortDirector: AG: O8viously.
  36. [9/13/2011 2:07:50 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: AT: }:\
  37. AT: pLEASE DON'T BE SARCASTIC,
  38. AT: uMM, i GUESS,
  39. AT: wOULD YOU BE SAD?
  40. [9/13/2011 2:09:05 PM] MaleRadia/FAD: ((I could always save you for when dad gets 8ack! ::::D))
  41. [9/13/2011 2:09:17 PM] CohortDirector: AG: I don't know, I 8n't given it much thought.
  42. AG: What do you want me to say?
  43. AG: Hey look, Nitram's dead, let me laugh maniacally and fly away with my rocket shoes.
  44. AG: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! PSHOOOOOOOOE!!!!!!!!
  45. [9/13/2011 2:10:22 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: AT: hEHEHE,
  46. AT: yOU'RE WEIRD,
  47. AT: uHH, sORRY,
  48. AT: i JUST HAD THIS POP INTO MY HEAD EARLIER, aND,
  49. AT: i WANTED TO ASK YOU,
  50. AT: uHHHHH, sORRY,
  51. [9/13/2011 2:10:43 PM] CohortDirector: AG: ........
  52. AG: May8e.
  53. [9/13/2011 2:11:58 PM] CohortDirector: AG: I don't know.
  54. AG: I wasn't entirely honest when I said I hadn't thought of it.
  55. AG: I'm a god.
  56. AG: I'm going to outlive all of you, including Prince and Princess Fish8ait.
  57. AG: Assuming I don't get sta88ed in the 8ack again.
  58. [9/13/2011 2:13:37 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: AT: eVEN IF, yOU WEREN'T GOD TIER,
  59. AT: yOU'D ALREADY, uHH, lIVE FOR HUNDREDS OF SWEEPS AFTER I DIE,
  60. AT: sINCE, yOU ARE A BLUE BLOOD, aND i'M NOT,
  61. [9/13/2011 2:13:56 PM] CohortDirector: AG: That goes without saying.
  62. [9/13/2011 2:14:32 PM] CohortDirector: AG: I suppoooooooose.
  63. AG: Since it is inevita8le.
  64. AG: And you aren't an awesome god like me.
  65. [9/13/2011 2:15:21 PM] CohortDirector: AG: Yeah, sure.
  66. AG: I guess I'll 8e sad.
  67. AG: Wasn't exactly happy a8out it 8efore.
  68. AG: It was funny as shit watching you fall when you thought you were going to 8e a8le to overpower me, 8ut afterward it felt a little hollow.
  69. [9/13/2011 2:17:21 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: AT: }:(
  70. AT: uMM, i KNOW YOU'VE ALREADY EXPLAINED, wHY YOU PICKED ON ME ALL THE TIME, bUT,
  71. AT: yOU NEVER REALLY, uHH,
  72. AT: eXPLAINED, wHY YOU LIKED ME IN THE FIRST PLACE,
  73. AT: wHY, yOU WERE FLUSHED FOR ME, i GUESS,
  74. [9/13/2011 2:17:52 PM] CohortDirector: AG: God, what's with all the questions????????
  75. [9/13/2011 2:19:02 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: AT: i DON'T KNOW, sORRY, }:(
  76. AT: yOU CAN, uHH, aSK ME QUESTIONS, tOO,
  77. AT: iF, tHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER,
  78. [9/13/2011 2:19:34 PM] CohortDirector: AG: ........
  79. AG: What's your 8ra size?
  80. [9/13/2011 2:22:19 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: AT: uHHHHHHHH,
  81. AT: }:I
  82. AT: j CUP,
  83. [9/13/2011 2:23:30 PM] CohortDirector: AG: That's pretty 8ig.
  84. AG: There's your answer, too.
  85. AG: The reason I was flushed for you.
  86. [9/13/2011 2:23:49 PM] CohortDirector: // you'd think he'd be better lying. //
  87. [9/13/2011 2:24:45 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: AT: }:|
  88. AT: i LIKE TO THINK THAT, yOU HAD MORE STANDARDS FOR BEING FLUSHED SOMEONE,
  89. AT: tHAN JUST THE SIZE OF THEIR CHEST MOUNDS,,,
  90. [9/13/2011 2:25:35 PM] CohortDirector: AG: Nope.
  91. AG: Just the chest mounds.
  92. AG: All a8out that.
  93. AG: I am really just that shallow.
  94. AG: There is no other reason.
  95. AG: Deal with it.
  96. [9/13/2011 2:27:33 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: AT: aRE YOU, uMM,
  97. AT: iN ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR MOODS WHERE,
  98. AT: yOU TRY AND GET ME TO AGREE THAT YOU'RE A BAD PERSON,
  99. [9/13/2011 2:27:56 PM] CohortDirector: AG: No, I'm in one of those moods where I just try to get you off my 8ack.
  100. [9/13/2011 2:28:24 PM] CohortDirector: AG: Fine, you want an answer?
  101. AG: You remem8er that stupid story a8out The Summoner?
  102. [9/13/2011 2:31:15 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: AT: oF COURSE!
  103. AT: sHE'S THAT TROLL WHO HAD WINGS, LIKE A FAIRY, }:D
  104. [9/13/2011 2:32:00 PM] CohortDirector: AG: And how Mindfang was supposed to 8e her m8sprit at some point?
  105. [9/13/2011 2:32:50 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: AT: uH HUH?
  106. [9/13/2011 2:36:08 PM] CohortDirector: AG: The Summoner had the a8ility to control animals and was a low8lood. Rust8lood if I remem8er.
  107. AG: When I met you, I figured that may8e you were her descendant and you were f8ed to 8e like her.
  108. AG: You were supposed to 8e this incredi8le ass kicker. The second coming of The Summoner!
  109. AG: I was so pumped to meet you and start you on the path to 8eing someone worthy of 8eing my m8sprit, just like The Summoner was to Mindfang!
  110. AG: 8ut no.
  111. [9/13/2011 2:36:29 PM] CohortDirector: AG: I actually met you and you were exactly the opposite.
  112. AG: You have no idea how disappointed I was.
  113. [9/13/2011 2:38:06 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: AT: oH,
  114. AT: uHH,
  115. AT: wOW,
  116. AT: uMMMM,
  117. AT: i'M, sORRY i, wAS SO BORING,
  118. AT: }:(
  119. AT: aLTHOUGH, tHAT iS A SORT OF, wEIRD THING TO EXPECT OF SOMEONE,
  120. [9/13/2011 2:39:44 PM] CohortDirector: AG: Well, yeah, I know that now!!!!!!!!
  121. AG: I was stupid wriggler and was just so attached to this idea.
  122. AG: This pedestal I had 8uilt for you.
  123. AG: I convinced myself you just weren't ready.
  124. AG: That you needed to 8e pushed.
  125. AG: So I did.
  126. AG: Again.
  127. [9/13/2011 2:39:45 PM] CohortDirector: AG: And again.
  128. [9/13/2011 2:39:47 PM] CohortDirector: AG: And again.
  129. [9/13/2011 2:39:48 PM] CohortDirector: AG: And again.
  130. [9/13/2011 2:39:49 PM] CohortDirector: AG: And again.
  131. [9/13/2011 2:39:50 PM] CohortDirector: AG: And again.
  132. [9/13/2011 2:39:51 PM] CohortDirector: AG: And again.
  133. [9/13/2011 2:39:58 PM] CohortDirector: AG: And again.
  134. [9/13/2011 2:40:58 PM] CohortDirector: AG: I kept hoping you would finally show some improvement, something showing you'd finally push8ack!
  135. AG: 8ut you were too l8.
  136. AG: All the time, you were always too l8.
  137. [9/13/2011 2:41:13 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: [Tuesday, September 13, 2011 2:39 PM] CohortDirector:
  138.  
  139. <<< AG: I convinced myself you just weren't ready.
  140. AG: That you needed to 8e pushed.
  141. AG: So I did.((right off a cliff, too!))
  142. [9/13/2011 2:42:28 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: AT: wELL,
  143. AT: i WOULD SAY THAT, tHERE'S LOTS OF TIME FOR ANYTHING NOW,
  144. AT: bUT, yOU PROBABLY, dON'T WANT TO HEAR IT, }:(
  145. [9/13/2011 2:46:05 PM] CohortDirector: AG: Whoa, w8, what.
  146. AG: Hear what?
  147. [9/13/2011 2:49:46 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: AT: uHH,
  148. AT: wE'RE PROBABLY, gOING TO BE HERE IN AMALGAM FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES,
  149. AT: aND WE'RE NOT EVEN, tEN SWEEPS OLD YET,
  150. AT: wE'VE GOT SWEEPS AND SWEEPS AND SWEEPS, fOR THERE TO, mAYBE, bE A CHANCE ONE DAY,
  151. AT: eVEN IF, wE DATE OTHER PEOPLE BEFORE THEN,
  152. AT: oR WE COULD, uHH, bOTH FIND SOMEONE ELSE, sOMEHOW,
  153. AT: wHO KNOWS, rEALLY,
  154. [9/13/2011 3:04:46 PM] CohortDirector: AG: You know what.
  155. AG: Why the fuck not.
  156. [9/13/2011 3:05:28 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: AT: hUH?
  157. [9/13/2011 3:06:30 PM] CohortDirector: AG: You and me.
  158. AG: Let's do something.
  159. [9/13/2011 3:07:47 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: AT: uM,
  160. [9/13/2011 3:10:03 PM | Edited 3:11:44 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: AT: wELL, yOU KNOW HOW YOU'RE ALWAYS TELLING ME, i WAS TOO LATE?
  161. AT: wELL, sOMETIMES, yOU'RE TOO LATE, tOO,
  162. AT: lIKE, wHEN i STARTED DATING DROOG,
  163. AT: aND THEN i WAS LATE, wHEN i LEFT HIM, aND YOU WERE DATING KARKAT,
  164. AT: uMM, wELL,
  165. AT: i'M DATING SOMEONE, rIGHT NOW,
  166. AT: i'M NOT SURE WHERE THIS RELATIONSHIP WILL GO, bUT,
  167. AT: i'M TRYING IT OUT,,, sORRY,
  168. AT: tHAT'S WHY, i SAID THERE MAY BE A CHANCE ONE DAY, bUT,
  169. AT: nOT RIGHT NOW,
  170. [9/13/2011 3:11:22 PM] CohortDirector: AG: ........
  171. AG: God, I h8 everything.
  172. [9/13/2011 3:12:07 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: AT: i'M SORRY,
  173. [9/13/2011 3:13:33 PM] CohortDirector: AG: Wh8tever, I'm going to go eat gushers until I vomit and then think a8out what a screwed up situ8ion everything always is.
  174. [9/13/2011 3:13:52 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: AT: wHERE ARE YOU?
  175. [9/13/2011 3:14:21 PM] CohortDirector: AG: No.
  176. [9/13/2011 3:17:42 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: AT: uMM, lOOK,
  177. AT: i WAITED FOR YOU, tO ASK ME OUT, aFTER YOU RECOVERED FROM KARKAT DUMPING YOU,
  178. AT: i WASN'T SURE, hOW LONG IT'D TAKE YOU TO FEEL BETTER, sO, i DIDN'T PUSH ANYTHING, oR ASK YOU MYSELF,
  179. AT: bUT THEN i STARTED, uMM, bEING A LITTLE INTERESTED IN ERIDAN, sO, i ASKED HER OUT, aND WE HAD FUN, aND NOW WE'RE TOGETHER,
  180. AT: sO PLEASE DON'T BE MAD AT ME,
  181. [9/13/2011 3:19:15 PM] CohortDirector: AG: Oh, I'm not mad at you.
  182. AG: Noooooooo, I'm m8d 8t ev8rything.
  183. [9/13/2011 3:20:28 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: AT: pLEASE TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE, }:(
  184. AT: i WANT TO TALK TO YOU, uMM, fACE TO FACE,
  185. [9/13/2011 3:21:12 PM] CohortDirector: AG: Just go away.
  186. [9/13/2011 3:22:50 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: AT: nO,
  187. [9/13/2011 3:26:01 PM] CohortDirector: AG: Yes.
  188. [9/13/2011 3:26:28 PM] CohortDirector: -- arachnidsGrip [AG] has ceased trolling adiosToreadora [AT] --
  189. [9/13/2011 3:28:16 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: -- adiosToreadora [AT] began trolling arachnidsGrip [AG] --
  190. AT: nO!
  191. AT: cOME ON, }:(
  192. [9/13/2011 3:28:34 PM] H3H3H3: -- gallowsCalibrator [GC] began trolling arachnidsGrip [AG] --
  193.  
  194. GC: H3Y VR1SK4 1TS YOUR BUBONIC BRO
  195. GC: WH4TS UP >:?
  196. [9/13/2011 3:29:58 PM] CohortDirector: -- arachnidsGrip [AG] has blocked adiosToreadora [AT] --
  197.  
  198. AG/GC: Nothing, go away.
  199. [9/13/2011 3:30:29 PM] H3H3H3: GC: 4CTU4LLY 1 H4V3 4N 1D34 YOU M1GHT B3 1NT3R3ST3D 1N
  200. [9/13/2011 3:31:03 PM] CohortDirector: AG: Really?
  201. AG: I highly dou8t that, 8ut what the hell, I'll listen.
  202. [9/13/2011 3:31:24 PM] H3H3H3: GC: L3T M3 K1LL YOU 4G41N
  203. [9/13/2011 3:32:00 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty huffs. Now she's going to stalk around the hive looking for Manska until she either finds him or gets tired/hungry
  204. [9/13/2011 3:32:13 PM] CohortDirector: AG: Wh8t.
  205. [9/13/2011 3:33:52 PM] H3H3H3: GC: 1F YOU D13 YOUR M4G1C GOD POW3RS K1CK 1N 4ND R3COV3R 4LL YOUR WOUNDS R1GHT
  206. GC: W3LL 1F 1 K1LL YOU YOU WOULD G3T YOUR R3GUL4R L1MBS B4CK 4ND YOUR V1S1ON 31GHTFOLD
  207. [9/13/2011 3:34:56 PM] CohortDirector: AG: How the hell do I know that's even going to work!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
  208. AG: Last time you killed me I just DIED, remem8er?
  209. [9/13/2011 3:37:41 PM] CohortDirector: CohortDirector [Manska] is currently slumped in defeat on the couch, his horns just barely poking out over the top of it.
  210. [9/13/2011 3:37:47 PM] CohortDirector: F8ck my l8fe.
  211. [9/13/2011 3:38:00 PM] H3H3H3: GC: BUT MURD3R1NG YOU L1K3 TH1S WOULD B3 N31TH3R JUST NOR H3RO1C
  212. [9/13/2011 3:38:23 PM] H3H3H3: GC: 1TS P3TTY 4ND CH34P 4ND G3TS YOU B4CK YOUR 3Y3
  213. [9/13/2011 3:39:02 PM] CohortDirector: AG: I must 8e out of my fucking mind if I'm agreeing to this.
  214. [9/13/2011 3:39:32 PM] H3H3H3: GC: B3S1D3S YOU C4N RUB 1T 1N OTH3R M3S F4C3 1F YOU SO CHOOS3
  215. [9/13/2011 3:40:50 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty was actually searching some of the upper floors first, but she's on her way down the elevator now.
  216. [9/13/2011 3:40:58 PM] CohortDirector: AG: Assuming I run into her again.
  217. AG: Ugh. Fine. I'm in the living room.
  218. AG: Make it quick.
  219. [9/13/2011 3:42:09 PM] H3H3H3: GC: NOW R4TH3R TH4N L4T3R >:?
  220. GC: OK4Y WH4T3V3RS GOOD FOR YOU TH3N!
  221. [9/13/2011 3:42:56 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty wishes the elevator had music in it }:(
  222. [9/13/2011 3:43:05 PM] H3H3H3: H3H3H3 casually takes the stairs down to the ground floor, whistling.
  223. [9/13/2011 3:45:00 PM] CohortDirector: AG: Yeah, yeah, hurry it up.
  224.  
  225. -- arachnidsGrip [AG] ceased trolling gallowsCalibrator [GC] --
  226. [9/13/2011 3:48:00 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty pops on out of the elevator
  227. [9/13/2011 3:48:05 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty yay ground floor!
  228. [9/13/2011 3:48:28 PM] H3H3H3: H3H3H3 rounds the corner and strides into the living room with his hands behind his head.
  229. [9/13/2011 3:48:58 PM] CohortDirector: Geeeeeeeez, you take forever.
  230. [9/13/2011 3:49:37 PM | Edited 3:49:41 PM] H3H3H3: W3LL SOM3ON3S 1MP4T13NT >:P
  231. [9/13/2011 3:50:08 PM] CohortDirector: Dying sucks and it's easier to get it done quickly.
  232. [9/13/2011 3:50:27 PM] CohortDirector: Agh, hold on.
  233. [9/13/2011 3:50:43 PM] CohortDirector: CohortDirector reaches into his eye socket and pulls the 8 ball false eye out.
  234. [9/13/2011 3:50:47 PM] CohortDirector: Won't 8e needing this.
  235. [9/13/2011 3:51:14 PM] H3H3H3: GOOD TH4T TH1NG W4S D1SGUST1NG
  236. [9/13/2011 3:51:42 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty just walked into the living room.
  237.  
  238. }:(
  239. hEY, i MADE THAT FOR HIM,
  240. [9/13/2011 3:52:14 PM] CohortDirector: Won't 8e needing it in a second.
  241. [9/13/2011 3:52:37 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: dIDN'T NEED TO CALL IT DISGUSTING,,,
  242. [9/13/2011 3:52:59 PM] CohortDirector: I think it looks cool.
  243. [9/13/2011 3:53:15 PM] H3H3H3: NO TH3 G3STUR3 W4S N1C3 BUT TO MY NOS3 1TS JUST UNS3TTL1NG
  244. [9/13/2011 3:53:39 PM] CohortDirector: CohortDirector looks up to see Tavros and then turns to look at Terezi. His eyebrow twitches up momentarily.
  245. [9/13/2011 3:54:20 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: }:c
  246. [9/13/2011 3:54:26 PM] CohortDirector: Pupa, you want to make things up to me?
  247. [9/13/2011 3:54:43 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: uHHH, sURE?
  248. [9/13/2011 3:55:02 PM] CohortDirector: You got your lance?
  249. [9/13/2011 3:55:17 PM] H3H3H3: OH BOY H3R3 W3 GO
  250. [9/13/2011 3:55:30 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: uHHHHHH,
  251. wHY?
  252. [9/13/2011 3:55:42 PM] CohortDirector: CohortDirector gives Terezi a look.
  253. [9/13/2011 3:55:46 PM] CohortDirector: Just answer me.
  254. [9/13/2011 3:56:16 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty equips her lance and just holds it, confused,
  255.  
  256. yEAH, hERE,
  257. [9/13/2011 4:01:43 PM] CohortDirector: CohortDirector looks a the lance for a while. He seems to eye it for a long time before decaptchaloging his knife and sliding the sharp end across a finger tip. The blood starts to flow freely enough to write with. Slowly, eye locked on Tavros' the whole time, he writes a familiar message on his forehead.
  258.  
  259. "KILL ME"
  260. [9/13/2011 4:05:45 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty 's eyes go wide and for a moment, she forgets to breathe. Nearly dropping her lance, she takes a shaky step backwards.
  261.  
  262. w, wH, wHAT,
  263. wHY ARE YOU, i DON'T,
  264. wHY???
  265. [9/13/2011 4:06:05 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES, VRISKA. Really, she did not want to be reminded of that bloody(literally) disaster.
  266. [9/13/2011 4:06:14 PM] CohortDirector: CohortDirector taps his empty eye socket.
  267. [9/13/2011 4:06:17 PM] CohortDirector: Going to finally fix this.
  268. [9/13/2011 4:06:52 PM] CohortDirector: I proooooooo8a8ly should have tried it sooner.
  269. [9/13/2011 4:07:21 PM] H3H3H3: TH4TS B3C4US3 1M W4Y SM4RT3R TH4N YOU
  270. [9/13/2011 4:07:41 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: w, wAIT,
  271.  
  272. hUH??
  273. [9/13/2011 4:08:17 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty was starting to shake, but now confusion takes over and her breathing evens.
  274. [9/13/2011 4:08:26 PM] CohortDirector: CohortDirector rolls his eye.
  275. [9/13/2011 4:08:37 PM] CohortDirector: Wh8t you think I'm suddenly suicidal? This is going to fix my eye.
  276. [9/13/2011 4:09:01 PM] CohortDirector: I can't die unless it's heroic or just. This 8n't either one.
  277. [9/13/2011 4:12:07 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: wH, whY ARE YOU ASKING ME TO DO IT???
  278. [9/13/2011 4:12:10 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: }8(
  279. [9/13/2011 4:17:06 PM] CohortDirector: 8ecause you want to make things up to me.
  280. [9/13/2011 4:17:17 PM] CohortDirector: You screwed it up the first time.
  281. [9/13/2011 4:17:23 PM] CohortDirector: Here's another chance.
  282. [9/13/2011 4:19:29 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: b, bUT,,,
  283. i DON'T REALLY, wANT TO HURT YOU,,,
  284. [9/13/2011 4:19:46 PM] CohortDirector: // i have to go. :c //
  285. [9/13/2011 4:19:51 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: ((:C))
  286. [9/13/2011 4:20:07 PM] H3H3H3: ((P P P PUASE))
  287. [9/13/2011 4:20:20 PM] CohortDirector: // DUN DUN DUUUUN! //
  288. [9/14/2011 11:14:13 PM] Brosiden: Brosiden You watched him grow, you watched him go. You watched in silence as his hands bled, as callous after callous built up slowly in place of raw and open flesh. You had looked him in the eye, years ago when the shades were still slipping down his nose and the crows had only started to annoy him.
  289.  
  290. You had died for him.
  291.  
  292. She told him this, curled beside him under the open sky, her blond hair cropped short and clean, and despite the curve of her hip and the ruddy flush of her lips, his twin as the same eyes, the same hair, and she had done the same.
  293.  
  294. The faded ghost of your brother’s image cracks down on him like a tidal wave, all salt and ice and bitter sobriety. She feels it too, curling in her belly – it’s frosted air and bitter brew, a silent wondering if they could have done better, could have played and laughed and made the kid be a kid.
  295.  
  296. They cling to loathing, to the vague hope half-clinging still to their minds as they cease to move, cease to be. Their lives had been given, but the children’s lost.
  297.  
  298. Mania made them move those first months, a mute message passed between them only now, as they linger behind the chilled mountains.
  299.  
  300. “We could’ve traded.” His voice cracks, crumbles under the dry air.
  301.  
  302. “They could’ve waited.” She shifts closer, waiting for the decent of the sun.
  303.  
  304. “Their lives ain’t ours.”
  305.  
  306. “But we pick up the shards.” Not anymore. They had failed, they had failed, he had failed.
  307.  
  308. “Sympathise, empathise, and hope to reach a compromise.” They speak without thought, the half-formed rhythms pulsing behind his eyes.
  309.  
  310. “Wished I realised.” That the child’s hand didn’t wrap around her fingers anymore.
  311.  
  312. “But we were late t’that single date.”
  313.  
  314. “It was fate.”
  315.  
  316. “An’ that don’t change a thing.”
  317.  
  318. Still, their blood runs cold.
  319. [4:15:35 PM] CohortDirector: CohortDirector [Manska] rolls his eyes at Tavros' comment.
  320. [4:16:08 PM] CohortDirector: Was you not wanting to hurt me your excuse for letting me 8leed to death 8efore?
  321. [4:17:28 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: n, nO, wELL, sORT OF, uMM,
  322. wELL, iT WAS REALLY SCARY THEN!
  323. aND, yOU WERE SCARY, aND, bLOOD, eVERYWHERE, aND,
  324. aAAAAAGH,
  325. [4:17:39 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty hugs her lance }8(
  326. [4:19:35 PM] CohortDirector: Yeah, well, this 8n't scary, there's no time limit outside of my own p8ience and there's not even and mind control involved. The only 8lood you see is the 8lood on my forehead and the 8lood you'll see when you run me through with that over sized toothpick. Now do it and quite dilly dallying.
  327. [4:20:13 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: uH, uMMMMM,,,
  328. [4:21:16 PM] Vidian: Vidian brings a hand to his face. Ugh.
  329. [4:21:52 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty swallows dryly, turning her gaze down to her socks, and then to her lance, which she holds out in front of her.
  330.  
  331. ,,, are you sure it will, uhh, really work?
  332. [4:24:09 PM] CohortDirector: CohortDirector puts on that trademark near-psychotic grin on his face that exudes confidence. At least in himself. Mostly.
  333. [4:24:10 PM] CohortDirector: Pleeeeeeeease, Pupa. Have a little more faith in me. Now. Take this....
  334. [4:24:33 PM] CohortDirector: CohortDirector reaches over and pulls the tip of the lance over his sanguine pump.
  335. [4:24:47 PM] CohortDirector: ....and drive it through. One really good push.
  336. [4:38:29 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty 's eyes are wide as saucers, and if one looked close it was now apparent that instead of solid gray, there was a slight brownish tint to her irises. It's understandable, of course. They're all older, growing, maturing. They're all young adults, almost fullgrown, even her. She reminds herself of this, that she's older now, that even if the circumstances are different, she can do it this time. Just one really good push.
  337.  
  338. Her arms shake, even as they tense up, her body readying itself to thrust the point of the lance into Vriska's ribcage, right through his sanguine pump. This could probably be taken as some sort of weird romantic metaphor.
  339.  
  340. In her head, she repeats the mantra that she's older now, she's stronger now, she can do this, he'll revive, he'll be better than ever, she'll be doing him a big favor. So she takes a deep breath, and...
  341.  
  342. She sighs, her muscles relax, and the point of the lance still rests against Vriska's chest. She closes her eyes, and bites her lip, memories and nightmares swirling in her mind, images of blood and trauma. She tries to ignore the stinging in her eyes. She sighs again.
  343.  
  344.  
  345.  
  346. Muscles contract, eyes still shut tight, and in a flashing moment she thrusts her arms, her lance forward, between bone, through flesh and sinew and blood, and the sharp point meets air again, this time dripping in blue. Her upper body strength was more than enough to do the job.
  347.  
  348. She reopens her eyes, and again they go wide. She pulls the lance back out, drops it on the floor. Staining the carpet is the last thing on her mind at the moment. All she can do is stare at the gaping hole in Vriska's chest, identical to the one she once bore from the very same weapon. It really did only take one really good push.
  349.  
  350. "oh my god,"
  351. [4:51:44 PM] CohortDirector: She did it. She really did it. This is the last thought going through Vriska's head as pain gives way to unconsciousness, grinning the entire time. His eyes lock with her's before the light of his life is extinguished and his head rolls to an angle, body relaxing completely against the lance. When everything goes black, he honestly didn't care that it hurt like a bitch. He was going to be back and she actually did it! He wouldn't admit it to anyone. But he was proud of her.
  352.  
  353. It takes some time, but consciousness finally finds it's way back into Vriska's body. The first thing he notices is how stupidly bright everything is from his view on the ground. He lifts a hand to guard his vision against it only to realize that he can still detect from the left side. He could see from his left side. He could feel it. Sitting bolt upright, he means to revel over the fact that he had finally gotten his eye back. Until he meets head first with a concerned Tavros that he hadn't noticed hovering over him.
  354. [4:52:06 PM] CohortDirector: Fuuuuuuuuck! What are you doing???????? My head. Agh.
  355. [4:52:16 PM] Vidian: Vidian spectates these events, remaining silent throughout. He had wanted to do it himself. It's different when it's done face to face. There's more honor in facing death head on, rather than through a blade in the back. But Tavros deserves it more than he. Vriska deserves it. Either way, blueberry is still a delicious flavor.
  356. [4:53:14 PM] Vidian: T4VROS M4YB3 YOU SHOULD L34V3
  357. [4:54:02 PM] Vidian: GO L4Y DOWN SOM3WH3R3 OR SOM3TH1NG
  358. [4:57:03 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty had gone to her knees after Vriska went to the floor in his temporary death. And by the time he'd come back, she'd long since been shaking and crying into her hands. Not loudly or anything, mostly just frightened little sobs. She couldn't exactly help it. As every second ticked past as they waited for him to come back, she grew more and more scared that she'd messed up, that he was gone for good, even if he and Terezi had said other wise.
  359.  
  360. And then he was back, and she was still hovering over him, wibbling, but nonetheless happy to see him alive.
  361.  
  362. aAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
  363. [4:57:05 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty words are hard
  364. [4:59:45 PM] CohortDirector: Okay, gr8! Chocopillows, get a move on. Pyrope wants to talk a8out something, we'll talk a8out something.
  365. [5:00:07 PM] CohortDirector: CohortDirector rubs his head again and looks up at her with that weird lip wibble thing she was doing.
  366. [5:00:16 PM] CohortDirector: Hey. Stop that. You did it right.
  367. [5:01:00 PM] Vidian: YOU D1D GOOD T4V
  368. [5:01:32 PM] Vidian: 4 L1TTL3 M3SS3R TH4N 1 WOULDV3 DON3 1T BUT YOU D1D GOOD
  369. [5:02:25 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty sniffs through her one unblocked nostril(the other is too stuffed), and nods before using her hands and sleeves to wipe her eyes dry.
  370.  
  371. th, um, thank you,
  372. i, i, i guess,
  373. [5:02:29 PM] CohortDirector: 8igger weapon'll do tha-...that....
  374. [5:02:44 PM] CohortDirector: CohortDirector hacks and coughs a little to spit up some blood that had been caught in his mouth.
  375. [5:02:49 PM] CohortDirector: Gross.
  376. [5:03:01 PM] CohortDirector: Don't worry that happens sometimes.
  377. [5:03:26 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: D:{
  378. [5:04:00 PM] CohortDirector: It's just leftovers that got caught in the wrong place during the revival, it's no 8ig deal.
  379. [5:04:38 PM] CohortDirector: CohortDirector turns just enough to look at her with his newly acquired eye. The vision 8fold was back. He grins in a slightly skeevy manner.
  380. [5:05:05 PM] CohortDirector: Man, you wear some pretty risque stuff under your normal clothes, eh, Pupa?
  381. [5:05:35 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty covers her chest with one arm and slaps Vriska with the other
  382. [5:05:36 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: hEY!
  383. [5:05:51 PM] Vidian: H3H3H3H3 SO PR3D1CT4BL3 >:P
  384. [5:07:33 PM] CohortDirector: CohortDirector hisses at the slap, but is still laughing. Whether or not he actually took a look is anyone's guess. Rubbing at the spot she slapped, he stands up and takes breath of air, stretching and grinning like a loon the whole time as he casts his mutated eye over the entire hive, taking everything in as the seven pupils give him a free x-ray view of the area.
  385. [5:07:44 PM] CohortDirector: Feels gooooooood.
  386. [5:08:14 PM] CohortDirector: Hahahahahahahaha! I'm 8ack! Yes! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
  387. [5:08:18 PM] CohortDirector: Aaaaaaaah.
  388. [5:09:26 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty stands up as well, gingerly picking up her lance as she does so, and it sorts itself away into her strife portfolio. THen she looks at Vriska, reveling in the return of his eightfold vision, and despite the perverted comment only thirty seconds ago, she goes in to give him a quick, squeezy hug.
  389. [5:09:55 PM] Vidian: Vidian slowclap.gif
  390. [5:10:00 PM] CohortDirector: Ah, hey! What the hell????????
  391. [5:10:08 PM] CohortDirector: CohortDirector doesn't struggle.
  392. [5:10:47 PM] CohortDirector: Okay, okay, I think we get the point, 8oo8apan. Let me go and get your chestfat off of me. Me and the 8lind wonder got stuff to talk a8out.
  393. [5:11:42 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: o, oKAY,
  394. [5:12:07 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty lets go and exhales tiredly. Then she meanders over to the couch and just flops on it. Her tummy hurts.
  395. [5:12:22 PM] Vidian: WH4T WOULD YOU L1K3 TO S4Y TO M3 4ND T4VROS F1RST
  396. [5:12:52 PM] Vidian: TWO WORDS
  397. [5:13:02 PM] CohortDirector: Fuck off?
  398. [5:13:08 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: }:(
  399. [5:13:33 PM] CohortDirector: CohortDirector rolls his eyes. He'd forgotten how good it felt to be able to do that.
  400. [5:13:53 PM] CohortDirector: Thhhhhhhhaaaaaaaank.
  401. [5:14:00 PM] CohortDirector: Yoooooooouuuuuuuu.
  402. [5:14:50 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: y, uMM, yOU'RE WELCOME,,,
  403. [5:14:57 PM] Vidian: YOU 4R3 SO V3RY V3RY W3LCOM3 M1ST3R S3RK3T
  404. [5:15:48 PM] Vidian: NOW WH3R3 SHOULD W3 CONT1NU3 TH1S CONV3RS4T1ON 4BOUT YOUR BLU3B3RRY BUTT
  405. [5:16:46 PM] CohortDirector: CohortDirector blinks as if not understanding.
  406. [5:16:52 PM] CohortDirector: What does my 8utt have to do with anything?
  407. [5:17:22 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty EVERYTHING };)
  408. [5:18:23 PM] Vidian: 1T SYMBOL1Z3S YOUR G3N3R4L P3RSON4L1TY 4S 4 WHOL3
  409. [5:18:52 PM] Vidian: BUT N3V3RM1ND TH4T WH3R3 TO
  410. [5:19:07 PM] CohortDirector: Kitchen. Food. Hungry.
  411. [5:19:22 PM] CohortDirector: CohortDirector points to these corresponding things as he speaks, leading the way.
  412. [5:19:52 PM] Vidian: H4V3 4 N1C3 R3ST T4V
  413. [5:20:22 PM] Vidian: Vidian tails the spiderdouche.
  414. [5:21:21 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty rolls over and buries her face in a pillow for a while
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