April Fools' 2019 - 1

Darkness Invasion - 1

[Hero Club room]

Fuu: A splendid spring sun. As the club members are dozing off, I'm peacefully enjoying some Japanese tea... *sip*

Meb/Its/Kar: Eh?

Son: Eeek! S-S-S-Surprise! An arrow! An arrow just flew in!

Wak: Are you alright!? Hm? What the? This is a suction cup arrow!

Sum: It's an arrow message! There's a letter tied to it!

SON: Heroes. The time for my revenge has come. All of you, assemble at the rooftop. Sonoko (Middle).

Suz/Shi: Huh...

Uta: Oh no! This has to be a lie! Someone tell me it's a lie! Mii-chan got kidnapped again!

Mit: U-Utanon, I'm right here...

Gin: Huh? So who's the hostage this time?

Aya: Eh!? Hostage!?

Sek: We'll see when we get there. Let's get going. There's gotta be some fun stuff ahead.

Kar: Grrr... That Sonoko with her weird farces... There isn't even a birthday going on!

[Rooftop]

Fuu: We're here, Nogi! Don't you remember how hard you got chewed out on Itsuki's birthday!?

Darkness Sonoko: Fuhahaha! I've been waiting for you, Heroes! You're like summer... spring moths to a flame!

Its: Ah, I got deja vu... Pretty sure she corrected herself last time too.

???: Alright, let's go. One, two!

Devil Yuuyu/Shadow Kokubou Kamen: Eeeee!

Bloody Takashii/Death Queen Chikage/Mandragora Miroku: Eeeee!

Gin: I knew we'd be getting Darkness Sonoko here! Man, that brings me back.

Suz: Miroku-san!? What are you doing there!?

Sum: Tougou-san, you again! Have you considered how embarrassing this is for me, the past you!?

Tou: Ugh... B-But Yuuna-chan said it looked like fun, so she wanted to do it together...

Tak: Quiet, you Hero lot! And listen up! Come on, Gun-chan, you next...

Chi: R-Right... By our mistress Darkness Sonoko's grace, we'll be giving you a session of anti-personnel combat training!

Anz: C-Chikage-san, you're a surprisingly good actor... Wait, this isn't the time! Anti-personnel combat training!?

Yuu: When the battle for Shikoku nears its end, a battle with Akamine Yuuna will be unavoidable! However!

Yum: Compared to the Heeeroes unused to fightiiing against humans, Akamine Yuuna is an expander in that area!

Meb: Expander? Did you mean expert?

Yum: ...Anyyyway! It is of utmost importance that you train in antiii-personnel combat!

Mit: S-She has a very peculiar way of stretching the "i" sound... [1]

Nat: I see, so that's why you reunited the Dark Four Kings... Wait, 6 people? It was either 3 or 5 before...

Shi: So they're the Four Kings but they were never made up of four people?

Yum: Out of admiration for miiistress Sonoko's wisdom I joined the Four Kiiings of my own wiiill!

Hin: Uuh. Your words do make sense, but is there any need to pretend to be evil?

Tak: Because it was fun last time and we wanted to do it again! I invited Gun-chan and she agreed too!

Tam: Well of course, there's no way Chikage would decline an invitation from you. If she wasn't together with you, you'd end up as enemies.

Wak: I thought I'd have to scold you for this, but training? This changes things, I'm in.

Farming King: The Farming King will join too! Get ready, Sonoko-san! No, Darkness Sonoko Prototype Nogi!

Darkness Sonoko Coenzyme: Prototype? Who are you talking about, Farming King? I'm Darkness Sonoko Coenzyme!

Kar: Wha-!? Y-You can't mean Q10! The fatigue recovery supplement with unverified effects, shrouded in mystery!

Kar: Fuu, sorry. I can't do anything if it's the coenzyme. I'll join their team.

Fuu: W-Whaaat!? What kind of reasoning is that!?

Yuu/Tou: Eee! Eee!
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Notes:
1 - A shrill EEE is the battle cry of Shocker mooks from the original Kamen Rider series, hence the usage by the "enemy" side.