Marshall & Arian FanFic

On a cold september, after my great adventures, I was wondering what to do that week. I had picked up my life from where I left it and wanted to make something from it. Then all the sudden a strange woman appeared on my doorstep. She was hiden beneath a long cloak and had long brown nails on her fingers. Her dirty hair fluished down from beneath the cloak and she had glowing eyes!
"You are not who you think you are!" said the strange woman.
"What do you mean?" I said.
"You are not who you think you are," she said again with a mysterious crackling voice like a bad radio transmission.
"I still don't understand you?" I said.
"Here, take this," she said and gave I an Buddy Christ.
"Take this and give it to your parents or guardian, they will know what to do with it!"
And with that she disappeared before my eyes!

I was confused but thought that I had to do something. But rather than going to my parents or guardian, I decided to show it to Gothiu.
"Oh no," said Gothiu, "you must forget about this!"
"Why?" I enquired,  "what do you know?!"
"I... I can't tell you. My dear Marshall, I didn't think it would be this soon!"
"What?!" I yelled, "are you keeping things away from me?!"
"It's .... it's for your own good! You cannot know this!" said Gothiu and before I could do anything, Gothiu had escaped my grasp.
"No! Dammit! When will I ever know the truth?!"
I was feeling depressed. One of my best friends abandoned and betrayed me. It hurt. So I wanted to find Raya. After their adventure, I and Raya had been spending a lot of time together. I kind of started to like her.
So I went to Raya and told the whole story. She listened to me without saying a single word.
Then she said: "WTF, this is sooo big"
And I said: I know! Do you know a way to find out what is happening? Why is everyone hiding things from me?!"
Raya sighed and said: "You have always been special, I and not just to me."
"How do you know that?"
Raya looked at the knickers that I had received and said: "it kind of looks like the Sex, doesn't it?"
"could be...but it might not be...but, yeah,certainly it might be"
"Whatever it is, I can recognise it quite well. And I think," Raya said, "that perhaps the mysterious woman wanted you to find something inside of you.
"Inside? Like my heart?"
"No, don't be silly, like a mamory. Think about it, if your parents lied to you and now Gothiu doesn't want to talk to you about your background, perhaps there is a hidden memory in your head!"
Raya's logic was flawless. So I had to try it!

So I concentrated on the object. immeditately I felt drawn into it. It stated ouit as a vague, fuzzy thing like when you wear glasses and there is a lot of moisture in the air and you see a microphone on the horizon.
But then it turned out that there was a secret memory, hidden beneath the vail layer of self-loving in my head.

And within that memory, a burning figure appeared. It was Arian! In hell...

I was confused. I didn't think that memory would be in there, and yet it was there, burning like the heart of a newborn star and the centre of the earth.
---
A little Later, Marshall was taking a shit.
He was having trouble though.
It felt like days passed and still no sign of release.

"Help..Errrr... ahhhh! Christ! when is this epic poo gonna pass!?" Marshall exclaimed, His face wincing with effort.
He made every effort in his little boy body to expel this demon thing from his womanly back side.


Just as Marshall was going in for another push..
Without warning the bathroom door suddenly burst open unexpectedly. Ahhhh!

"Well hello...Marshall" a seductive noise whispered from the doorway.

A shadowy person stood leaning against the door frame. Her deep, sensual voice which Marshall knew immediately. His mind began racing and a nervous sweat began pouring from his face.

"Arian... is that you? wha- what are you still doing awake...?"

She appeared in nothing but a towel, seemingly ready to take a steamy shower.
However She couldn't with Marshall near by....they were like family now.Arian was like His grandma.
Any sane person would never allow their own grandma to see them in the nude. Right? RIGHT!!?! SHIT!"

"Oh I felt dirty from questing all day...ya ever feel dirty Marshall?"
"Y-Yes, I mean NO! NO! NO! Never" Marshall shrieked, He became so immensely worked up he cleaned his colon clear of the demon feces that had been clogging it. His voice also cracked like he was 13 again, but in comparison to the loud flatulence he just unleashed, who cares? Arian heard though, and giggled like a adorable baby girl laugh. It sent tingles all up Marshall's spine.
"Oh you've always been the shy one in the family, Marshall..."

Marshall was not shy, at all. He defeated Arian and blew up Her evil machines for Christ's sake! and now he suddenly found himself speechless. Was He going to see his metaphorical grandma literally naked? Little did he know, that was merely a sprinkle on the banana split of carnal pleasures that was to come.

"..the shy and excitable one." said Arian finishing the sentence She started earlier.

"Wh-what the..." and before Marshall could send the third word out of His mouth..
..Arian's towel dropped to the floor,revealing her swimsuit underneath.
Marshall noticed everything on her instantly. Her soft butt,her magically gravity-defying breasts and the medium thingy colored birth mark on her butt, which made Him feel funny...as He had one there too.




Still, the sight of her near perfect body caused Marshall to feel funny in places he had never felt before.

"hehe oh my Marshall...you're more impressive than I thought."
"uh... ye-yeah, th-thaaanks Arian, you're cute too." THIS IS SO WRONG! It raced through his head at lightning speed. But the beautiful, wet, soapy body that stood before him spoke otherwise. Her shapely body was everything Marshall could want ...in a body to make use of. Yet did family like relationship matter?..
...
...
NAAAAAH!!

But just as Marshall was commiting. Commiting to a path that they couldn't go back from.


Marshall burst into the toilet!


"What are you too upto?"
"Err..nothing" said Marshall as he causally slipped his pants back on.
Arian, who Marshall didnt notice, picked up her towel and backed out slowly.
"Really?"
"I was just having a shit...see?" Marshall gestured to his shit.
"Oh, thats a shit all right!  One hell of a shit!
Ok, if your done we better go"
So Marshall put his other pants on and left. He had a serious case of blue balls, but at least his anus didnt feel so bad now.
As he walked out Arian whispered one word. A word fall of hope.
"Later"
Marshall Giggled.
Fortunately, their traveling companion was as oblivious as ever, and didn't notice.
---

Arriving at the mysterious shack, I found that there was an item laying on the table in the shack. Around the shack was a mysterious circle drawn in crayon.

"Be careful" said Qothiu who as usually was cowardly squatting behind me.  I carefully manuvred into the shack and on my tiptoes and scuttled forward. The floorboards beneath my feet croaked and I could hear a loud hummer coming from the table. There the Sex laid. Right there for my taking.

But I was clever. I knew it was a trap!


So I said to Qothiu, "Why don't you take it, it looks safe."
And Qothiu was like "Oh, well, if you're sure, I will!"
I slowly paced backwards and let him to do the taking. I knew that if it was a trap, Qothiu would be triggering it. And then Arian would get him, but not me. I knew Qothiu wouldn't mind sacrifcing himself for me. He always said that.
But forutnately when Qothiu grabbed the Sex, nothing happened. Except we were cowardly attacked by ninjas!

They decended into the shack and fired shurikons at us, but we managed the dodge them quite well (by turning sideways).
We told them we weren't the people they were looking for so they left.


But now with the Sex in our hands, we could take Arian straight on!
Arian winked at Marshall when no one else was looking.
"Later" she mouthed at him silently so no one could hear.
---
---
Later, Marshall and Arian were alone again.
"Its Later" said Arian, pulling Marshall towards the bathroom.
"But what about the others?"
"I'll just tell them you are helping me shower. They wont suspect a thing"
"True. They are all idiots"
Then, suddenly, Arian was naked. Marshall wondered how She did that. She must have been nearly naked this whole time!
The shower turned on...
..Marshall was already.

Arian lathered up good and fine. The soap dripped off Her body at a seductively slow pace. Marshall could not contain the powerful urge of excitement that raced through His veins.
The alluring look of his nudie comrade became too much for him to fathom and his body started sweeting.

There Marshall sat, His gold pants pulled quickly down at his ankles, on a toilet full of poop with His bodly fluids on full display, eyes bulging from His face.
Arian giggled as Marshall's dignity shriveled and died, but Marshall had always enjoyed that delightful snicker, even after He found out She was His own flesh and blood.
"Well...wh-what do we do now?" Marshall said, desperately trying to sound suave.
"It. We do it."
"it?"
"yes. it"
"we do it?"
"yes"
"oh"

...and with that Arian jumped on Marshall. And they cuddled and hugged a lot.
"I love you Arian"
"I love you too Marshall....lets get married"
And they did!
Marshall looked especially radiant in a dress. Later, after their honeymoon they continued their adventure (with non of their friends any the wiser).....

---

After climbing the mountain we finally arrived at the Arian's lair. It was the most epic mansion we had ever seen! And atop we heard the roar of Arian's fearsome dragon.
No longer would it singe villagers and eat their pets. It would finally pay for its crimes !

"Greatings mortals!" the dragon growled. It wooshed around and when it saw our heroes, it breathed in fire deeply and spewed it at them! But our heroes were quicker than that, and with the spell stored inside the Sex, I used my Gay Sex and unleashed it upon the dragon!
The scared dragon fled and the heroes could get in.

Then at the end of a long stairway, I saw Arian furnishing an incantation!
Once more I unleashed the Gay Sex but it had no use!

"Hahahaha! siad Arian. "Yur powers do nothing against my super-evil. And you don't even know why...."
"Why?"
"I'll tell you why!" says Arian with lingering evil in her voice. "It's because the dragon.... is secretly your father!"
"My father?! Noooooo! What have you done?!"
"I have turned your father into a dragon!"
"Noooo what have you done?!"
"I have turned him into a dragon! And now you will suffer too and be enslaved by this special spell I have prepared just for you!"
And with that last sentence, Arian pointed a single finger at I and a purple blinding streak of lighte went from her fingertip, onto me.
"Arrggh!" I muttered in pain. "Arrthuhgh!"
Marshall"! said Raya, "Noooo!"
And Qothiu ran towards Arian and reasoned reasonably with Arian.  The spell stopt absuddenly! And with that, my dad was also freed from his prison in dragon form!

But he decided to stay a dragon because that was awesome. But he was no longer evil! So we all went ontop of the dad and flew back home. The end!