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- [11:15:36] <+ImLuc> Nah, I sometimes over shoot what I know I can get away with
- [11:15:41] <+ImLuc> just to see what will happen
- [11:15:42] <+Magister> You fucking whiffed j.6A, dude
- [11:15:50] <+Magister> you can't "get away" with anything
- [11:15:52] <+ImLuc> I had the frame advantage lol
- [11:16:00] <+Magister> frame advantage?
- [11:16:03] <+Magister> you fucking whiffed
- [11:16:10] <+ImLuc> based on the distance yeah
- [11:16:13] <+ImLuc> if you tried to attack me
- [11:16:16] <+ImLuc> you would have gotten hit
- [11:16:16] <+Magister> you were directly under me
- [11:16:21] <+ImLuc> if not you block and I can 5c
- [11:16:27] <+Magister> man
- [11:16:28] <+ImLuc> wakarimasen lol
- [11:16:30] <+Magister> i swear to god
- [11:21:35] <+Magister> yeah, that shouldn't have been yours at all
- [11:21:40] <+ImLuc> that was amazing
- [11:21:42] <+Magister> and little fuckups like that
- [11:21:46] <+Magister> and your stupid luck
- [11:21:51] <+ImLuc> >Me
- [11:21:52] <+Magister> let you think shit like what you just did is "ok"
- [11:21:52] <+ImLuc> >lucky
- [11:22:00] <+ImLuc> Oh you, I have the worst luck
- [11:22:01] <+Magister> Like, given the opportunity
- [11:22:03] <+ImLuc> any human could possibly have
- [11:22:04] <+Magister> you will do that shit again
- [11:22:12] <+ImLuc> No I wouldn't, I was desperate
- [11:22:18] <+ImLuc> I was hoping that I would pull a 5card
- [11:22:21] <+Magister> You are lying through your teeth to my face
- [11:22:23] <+ImLuc> whats that move
- [11:22:24] <+Magister> you would do it
- [11:22:27] <+Magister> you will always do it
- [11:22:33] <+Magister> Because that's just how you are
- [11:22:35] <+ImLuc> It was the spur of the moment, I was hoping for a nice reversal
- [11:22:36] <+Magister> I've fought you enough to know
- [11:22:49] <+ImLuc> I thought I was gonna get smashed when you landed like that though
- [11:22:55] <+ImLuc> I was like
- [11:22:56] <+ImLuc> fadshlfadshldkf
- [11:22:58] <+Magister> becase you would have
- [11:23:00] <Myon> OAO
- [11:23:06] <+Magister> because i've punished you that way 600 times
- [11:23:14] <+Magister> but, you know, you still do 22s anyway
- [11:23:23] <+ImLuc> I do 22s when I'm desperate
- [11:23:26] <+Magister> because when they hit, that's the only time you really did them in your warped head
- [11:23:31] <+ImLuc> or theres enough cooldown time left when you feel safe enough to do a bullet
- [11:23:38] <+ImLuc> No, I know I mash it
- [11:23:39] <+ImLuc> like nuts
- [11:23:44] <+ImLuc> And get beat up like crazy for it lol
- [11:23:45] <+Magister> 1 outta 10 22s hit?
- [11:23:48] <+Magister> That's 1 out of 1 for you!
- [11:24:00] <+ImLuc> ;~;
- [11:24:01] <+Magister> That's how I assume you view all your gimmicks
- [11:24:06] <+Magister> Because no matter how much they're beaten
- [11:24:08] <+Magister> you still do them
- [11:24:11] <+Magister> and even look for more
- [11:24:24] <+ImLuc> I don't look at them as gimmicks more like
- [11:24:29] <+ImLuc> mid screen tactics
- [11:24:41] <+ImLuc> it adds a 50/50 chance in the middle of the screen
- [11:24:50] <+ImLuc> instead of just corner stuff
- [11:25:01] <+ImLuc> but you can slightly lead people into doing stuff that you can punish
- [11:25:08] <@Satori> Magister isn't angry
- [11:25:11] <@Satori> he's like
- [11:25:15] <+ImLuc> like if I get hit in a certain area by a certain move and 22 can beat it, I have a 70% chance of hitting you with 22
- [11:25:21] <+ImLuc> instead of having to work for damage
- [11:25:22] <@Satori> "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT"
- [11:25:24] <+ImLuc> its nearly free
- [11:25:34] <+Magister> these numbers
- [11:25:35] <+LazyMyon> !hosting
- [11:25:36] <@Satori> that's the ultimate despair, the loss of faith in humanity
- [11:25:37] <+Magister> mean absolutely nothing
- [11:25:40] <+Magister> 70%?
- [11:25:47] <+Magister> you just pulled that out of thin air
- [11:25:47] <+ImLuc> Well, lets just say higher than 50*
- [11:25:55] <+Magister> You are trying to justify your mashes
- [11:25:57] <GoingUP> my despair is even more ultimate, I don't even mention it, cause it was long ago lost
- [11:25:57] <+ImLuc> No, I hit you like 70% of the time with 22s this round
- [11:26:02] <+ImLuc> err
- [11:26:04] <+ImLuc> these matches, rather
- [11:26:06] <+Magister> Uhhh no you didn't
- [11:26:10] <+ImLuc> I didn't do a lot of punished ones
- [11:26:10] <+Magister> you hit me with about 30% max
- [11:26:16] <+ImLuc> no way lol
- [11:26:19] <+Magister> Go back and watch the reps and count
- [11:26:22] <+Magister> you did so many dumb 22s
- [11:26:24] <+Magister> but again
- [11:26:26] <+Magister> you only see the times you HIT
- [11:26:38] <+ImLuc> >mfw I don't remember 90% of matches anytime
- [11:26:47] <+Magister> Exactly, that's why I'm sure you see it that way
- [11:26:54] <+Magister> 1 out of 1 is obviously a hyperbole
- [11:27:02] <+Magister> but I'm sure you see the times you hit 22s more than the times you fail them
- [11:27:12] <+ImLuc> Of course, thats how humans work
- [11:27:17] <+ImLuc> Like how I just punished for my stupid j2as
- [11:27:25] <+ImLuc> I see that though.
- [11:27:30] <+ImLuc> And I regret doing it more than twice
- [11:27:33] <+ImLuc> every time I do it
- [11:27:33] <+Magister> If you are wise enough to recognize such a thing, you should go out of your way to kill the habit
- [11:27:51] <+ImLuc> My memory is so bad that I can't remember to fix it though.
- [11:27:55] <+ImLuc> What do
- [11:28:03] <+Magister> ...
- [11:28:14] <+Magister> Anyway, just remember that I'm not actually mad at you, Luc
- [11:28:18] <+Magister> I never am
- [11:28:22] <+ImLuc> Yes you are ;~;
- [11:28:22] <+Magister> I just fucking hate the way you play ._.
- ABOUT SUWAKO
- [13:11:28] <Muii> suwako makes me mad
- [13:12:03] <+Magister> Huh, does she?
- [13:13:58] <Muii> i cannot pressure herrr
- [13:14:00] <Muii> and dango mashes
- [13:16:47] <&Remilia-Scarlet> I can't wait for the day I hear something better than "mashing"
- [13:18:22] <+Magister> You're gonna have to invent the word then
- [13:18:57] <Muii> Dango "creates a gaping void in my heart when he presses buttons because i cannot fathom unto the reason doth which the situation demands that buttons be pressed when it is the worst possible situation".
- [13:19:12] <+Magister> hahaha
- [13:19:15] <+Magister> He does though
- [13:19:16] <+Sigets> briliant
- [13:19:24] <+Magister> and jumps out on wakeup in the worst places
- [13:19:30] <&Remilia-Scarlet> Good
- [13:19:36] <+Magister> Like, there's gambling on it on occasion
- [13:19:41] <+Magister> and there's what dango does
- [13:19:43] <&Remilia-Scarlet> Unless you're terrible at the game, I shouldn't have to hear about mashing
- [13:19:46] <+Magister> where he does it hoping you'll mess up
- [13:20:09] <+Magister> And apparently a lot of people let him get away with it
- [13:21:01] <Muii> it makes me sad
- [13:21:03] <Muii> then i'm angry
- [13:21:05] <Muii> cuz i lose to it
- [13:21:10] <Muii> then i'm mad
- [13:21:13] <Muii> then i'm angrymad
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