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Mondaiji LN funny moment (Vol 5 Ch 2)

Oct 1st, 2016 (edited)
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  1. Context: During the Harvest Festival of Underwood, Izayoi and Kuro Usagi head into the kitchen in hopes of getting some food for Gry, who is on the road to recovery after having lost his wing in the Sun Synchronous Orbit in Vampire King Gift Game in volume 4.
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  3. They arrived at the huge table that was covered by a mountain of ingredients and rolled up their sleeves getting ready to load into a sack that they brought along with them.
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  5. "Okay! Let's just grab a load of food for him!"
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  7. "YES! To celebrate his fast recovery, let's bring him more!"
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  9. "Well, let's take a deer first...?"
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  11. "Uwa! Izayoi-san Look Out!"
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  13. Having stretched out his hand to a nicely sliced chunk of meat, Izayoi snorted as he turned to look behind him. Only to see a faerie roughly the size of a fist swooping towards his face.
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  15. *Pak!* He slapped it once.
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  17. "Slapped into the sky? Slapped down? It's dead right?! What did you just slap, Izayoi-sanNNNNNNN!"
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  19. "Just take it that you didn't see anything."
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  21. "O...okay...."
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  23. "Alrighty! Let's just grab a load of food for him!"
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  25. "YES! To celebrate his fast recovery, let's bring him more!"
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  27. "Well, let's take a deer first...?"
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  29. "Uwa! Izayoi-san Look Out!"
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  31. Having stretched out his hand to a nicely sliced chunk of meat, Izayoi snorted as he turned to look behind him. Only to see three more faeries roughly the size of a fist swooping towards his face----.
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  33. *PakPakPak!*------ He executed a consecutive slap with his palm.
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  35. "Wa! Where did you slap them to? It sounded like you flattened a few more this time! What did you just slap, Izayoi-sanNNNNNNN!"
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  37. "Just take it that you didn't see anything."
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  39. "Okay---- Did you expect that to work? You tried that tactic once already! You Baka!"
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  41. *Swish!* Her paper fan came down.
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  43. Izayoi also realized how forced it was to use the same tactic twice in succession but he reluctantly displayed the faeries before Kuro Usagi.
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