2/383 HCStd 2017, an actual run, that actually happened.

Ate 8 toast with stench jelly (26 adventures gained) [66,76,60]
Ate 3 astral hot dog (55 adventures gained) [520,665,501]
Ate 2 browser cookie (40 adventures gained) [93,120,112]
Ate 2 fortune cookie (2 adventures gained) [0,0,0]
Ate 2 jumping horseradish (12 adventures gained) [50,25,30]
Ate 1 hardboiled egg (4 adventures gained) [0,0,0]

Drank 6 improved martini (33 adventures gained) [127,115,104]
Drank 3 Sacramento wine (21 adventures gained) [65,67,69]
Drank 2 Falcon™ Maltese Liquor (9 adventures gained) [0,0,0]
Drank 2 hacked gibson (49 adventures gained) [90,130,90]
Drank 2 meadeorite (15 adventures gained) [0,0,0]
Drank 1 iced plum wine (7 adventures gained) [0,0,9]

Used 6 stench jelly [106,123,104]
Used 5 cold wad (5 adventures gained) [131,98,43]
Used 4 spooky wad (4 adventures gained) [37,127,68]
Used 3 twinkly wad (3 adventures gained) [28,32,27]
Used 2 spooky jelly [37,40,34]
Also 3 turkey blasters that parser didn't pick up on.