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	N was in school I think and he just got out of his last class of the day. He immediately grabbed his backback and bolted out of the classroom when he heard the bell, leaving Char in the dust. "Oh my god European History is such a boring class it makes me want to die." N screeched at the top of his lungs.
	N finally escaped the prison that was his school (but Char was still inside because she's slow as heck) but something seemed kinda weird. N looked up into the sky and saw absolutely no sun. Instead there was a moon out, and not an ordinary moon either: it was a [b]full moon.[/b]
	N then saw Jeffery on the sidewalk, literally foaming from the mouth. He walked over to Jefferey's body and started kicking at it like the good friend he was. "Get up you useless child."
	Jeffery then screeched in pain when N kicked him. "That kinda hurt N. It wasn't physically painful, but it was emotionally painful."
	"Jeffery why are you on the ground?"
	"Because, N..." Jeffery whispered into N's ear. "I never thought I'd be out in public during a full moon. The transformation is already happening!"
	"Ew." N's lips curled in disgust. "Are you a werewolf Jeffery?"
	"No, I'm much worse than that." The light from the full moon hit Jeffery, and the transformation began. His entire body started changing and he let out a sound that kinda sounded like a wounded animal. He then stood up and revealed that he was a [i]moose[/i] "I am a weremoose."
	Kam then crawled out of the nearby trash can with a piece of bread, scurrying away like a raccoon. "Ew why is there a furry on school grounds." The weird moose thing shot weird laser things from his eyes and v a p o r i z e d Kam. Poor child.
	"N u should totally touch my butt."
	"Ew, no. My waifu's Chelsie, not a weird moose thing."
	"[b]do it N or I'm gonna v a p o r i z e you with my eye lasors.[/b]"
	N thought about it for a while, wiping sweat off of his forehead with a handkercheif. He was having a hard time deciding what he should do, especially since Char (his sister probably) was recording the entire event on her nintendo 3DS. But after 10 minutes of consideration, N touched the butt.
	"Nice"