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The recovered text from Atsuchi’s phone

Nov 8th, 2013
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  1. The recovered text from Atsuchi’s phone
  2. “I have that song by Dschinghis Khan stuck in my head, guess that’s what I get for coming here. Anyway I going to be a little late, there is dragon lab here and I don’t want to be spotted, otherwise it’s a normal drop off. Wirf die Gläser an die Wand .”
  3. “This place has changed a lot since I was last here in the 80’s, it’s a lot more pleasant now, ever since the government designated it a ”special economic zone.” The only thing that hasn’t improved is the night life, last night I was with this hostess and she wanted almost 100X what I paid for girl last time I was here; guess she thinks she can charge extra because she is Russian. Normal drop, but don’t bring the snakehead guards with you, I owe them money.”
  4. “The way people talk about this place you’d think it was on fire all the time, but it’s not so bad in reality. Nothing like those late night commercials I just walked past a cart full of fruit and another full of fish and yet I still see a bunch of starving kids, go figure. You also said look out for pirates, I haven’t seen any pirates at all yet just a bunch of kids with AK-47’s. Anyway I am going to be late, it’s too hot to do anything during the day and it’s too dry, set up the next lab in Rio, I like Rio.”
  5. “Very funny, I ask for Rio and you send me here. This continent is supposed to be covered in rainforest and you managed to find one of the coldest places to set up a lab, at least the hotels are nicer here. I’ll be outside the Gusinde Anthropological Museum, don’t be late, this place is fucking freezing.”
  6. “This is more like it a nice humid city, only problem is I can’t find the red mob anywhere, you think they would have more of a presence in former soviet republic but I guess this shit hole isn’t big enough for them. Normal drop this time, I’ll be in waiting for you in Vitoshka.”
  7. “Seriously? Another cold place?, why do you guys like setting up your lab in the sticks so much. There is nothing out here but cows and one toothless old troll, not sure if he also blind or just senile but he has been gumming a fence post for about an hour now. Any way I’ll be at the mouth of the Blanda, don’t be late, my head is already frozen over twice on this trip.”
  8. “Is it because I keep bitching about being cold? I can’t help it I’m cold blooded, if I stay out to long in these places I'm going to freeze to death. At least the Thule Air Base has decent heaters, I am in the hanger, with the samples, double time it!”
  9. “This is much better, duty free rum, a nice beach, I see why Bobby Bloom would write a song about this place (for the record I prefer the Jon Stevens version.) Normal drop, I’ll be waiting in the bay.”
  10. “Now this is a good place to set up a lab. Ever since the Tsunami no one comes here, the local Kappa are kind of stuck up though (no one wants to share an asshole around here, everyone is into those pastries now, and the elders say *I* don’t honor tradition.) There is a noodle stand along National Route 6, I’ll be waiting for you there”
  11. “You are one sick mother fucker you know that. Setting up a lab here and then scheduling a drop here of all places, you are one sadistic fuck, I am not going to be able to leave this place for hours and that’s before she starts with the questions. “Have you taken the MCAT yet? Do you have a girlfriend? , why don’t you call more? , what did your father and I do that made you turn out like this.” God! The only potential upside I can see is that I’ll have a short drive back to my apartment.” “Scratch that, fucking tourist decided to all leave Disney Land at the exact same time.”
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