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  1. Toby Ziegler : This is the Legal Tender... Huckleberry Bill?
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  3. Sam Seaborn : Modernization Bill, yeah.
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  5. Toby Ziegler : We can't support it 'cause it'll never get to the floor.
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  7. Sam Seaborn : Why not?
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  9. Toby Ziegler : Where's the Speaker of the House from?
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  11. Sam Seaborn : He's from Illinois, which, by the way, is the only state where you can put pennies in a toll machine. Why is that, do you suppose?
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  13. Toby Ziegler : It's because...
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  15. Sam Seaborn : [realizing] It's 'cause Lincoln's from Illinois! And... so is the Speaker.
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  17. Toby Ziegler : Yes.
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  19. Sam Seaborn : Well, that's a good reason. Well, it's a dumb reason, but it's good enough, right?
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