Mic the Mic needs to unwind
He's the best rapper we could hope for
The perfect boyfriend you and I must find
One to really make his heart soar

But
Pips is too young
Techno just got bold
In highschool King is still enrolled

BroBro's too silly
AD's too uptight
Well nothings wrong with this one
He seems alright
(But Spicer isn't gay, though)

How 'bout FA?
He's quite the beauty
He might do
But his name's too fruity

And Foo, I'm told
Has a thing for AD
and strangely obsessed with clopfics of fillies

*sigh*

Let's try to keep the options earthy
'Cause it seems none of the mods are worthy
This last guy is our final chance
To find Mic his one true romance

Does this guy even have a flaw?

(Doing anything special for Valentine's Day?)

Oh please oh please oh please say

(CAW)

We did it guys, we found the one
Who will keep Mic in his bed with shackles

(Wait a minute, let me get this straight. Are you

talkin about Jackle?)