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- 1
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- [soft relaxing music]
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- [cell phone ringing]
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- ["A Cause Des Garcons" by Yelle]
- 4
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- [cell phone ringing]
- 5
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- [cell phone ringing]
- 6
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- [moaning]
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- [music intensifies]
- 8
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- - Fuck!
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- Hmm, watch it!
- 10
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- [Allie moaning] Oh!
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- [Mary] How many times
- 12
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- do I have to tell you this, Mom?
- 13
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- I'll call you!
- 14
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- Allie?
- 15
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- Allie, is that you?
- 16
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- [Allie] Yeah...
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- Okay, so just so you know,
- 18
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- I really, really have to...
- 19
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- [Pam] poo.
- 20
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- - Bye.
- 21
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- Thank you so much for dinner.
- 22
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- I hope Allie's doing okay?
- 23
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- [Allie]
- 24
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- Ah, you were at dinner
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- for like three hours.
- 26
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- And where the fuck were you?
- 27
- 00:02:58,918 --> 00:03:00,918
- I had to tell my parents
- 28
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- you were on your period.
- 29
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- Ugg! Gross!
- 30
- 00:03:04,751 --> 00:03:05,792
- I overslept.
- 31
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- I just laid down
- 32
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- for a little nappy nap,
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- and then...
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- I couldn't get my ass
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- out of bed.
- 36
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- And then you clearly
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- didn't get ready once you did?
- 38
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- Well, you know,
- 39
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- I can't get ready without you.
- 40
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- [soft laugh]
- 41
- 00:03:17,417 --> 00:03:19,959
- So can we... go get ready now?
- 42
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- -I'm ready!
- 43
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- -Oh I'm sorry,
- 44
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- my name's Kort, and I'm so cute.
- 45
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- I don't even need
- 46
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- to get dressed up to get hit on.
- 47
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- Let's have a parade.
- 48
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- Bitch!
- 49
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- Thanks,
- 50
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- that's really sweet of you!
- 51
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- Whatever. I'm going to go
- 52
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- get started.
- 53
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- I might even shave my pussy.
- 54
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- Oh, put my name
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- on those left overs
- 56
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- because I don't want these sluts
- 57
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- eating our shit
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- when we're not here.
- 59
- 00:03:42,167 --> 00:03:44,250
- Why your name? I can be mean.
- 60
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- Just put my name on it.
- 61
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- These girls know
- 62
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- I don't play games.
- 63
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- [Kort] Oh, you mean
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- you're a bitch?
- 65
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- Oh, okay!
- 66
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- Well, that was kind of... mean!
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- Thanks.
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- [fast paced music]
- 69
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- [water running]
- 70
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- [Allie] So...
- 71
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- I'm thinking this is the year
- 72
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- I get a boyfriend,
- 73
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- You know, I'm sick of blacking
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- out fucking frat guys,
- 75
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- It's like, I just want
- 76
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- to settle down, you know?
- 77
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- I mean, last year I had
- 78
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- my slutty sophomore stand,
- 79
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- which was fine.
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- I'm not going to judge
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- myself for that.
- 82
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- I mean,
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- we all go through our phases.
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- Except for you!
- 85
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- But... Whatever,
- 86
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- I just feel like...
- 87
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- This is my year... you know?
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- Until we go abroad, that is.
- 89
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- Well, I don't think
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- you can really plan
- 91
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- for that sort of thing.
- 92
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- Whatever, dude. I'll...
- 93
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- have some flings with some Brits
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- while we're there,
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- and then when I get back...
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- We'll date!
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- Then he'll propose shortly
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- after graduation, and then...
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- Move to Silver Springs.
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- He'll get a six figure job
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- working for an embassy and...
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- That will be that!
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- Or you can get
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- a six figure job.
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- Okay, whatever. How do I look?
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- [vibrant music]
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- You look hot!
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- Really?
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- Yeah, seriously you look good.
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- I don't know...
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- I just hope I look fuckable.
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- [Luce] Yeah, I don't know,
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- I was walking from campus today,
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- and I just kept finding
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- these feathers.
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- Feather, after feather,
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- after feather...
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- Feathers?
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- Yeah,
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- it's a Native American thing.
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- Alright, so the guys
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- say to get there at ten,
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- and bring some money
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- for the keg.
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- [Luce] Are you sure?
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- Whatever, I'm sure
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- he was just like suggesting it.
- 128
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- [Luce] Don't defend him
- 129
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- because you used to blow him.
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- Okay, it's not like I sucked
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- the life out of him.
- 132
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- -I only did it once!
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- -[girls laughing]
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- Can you please pour me
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- more of that wine?
- 136
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- [Luce] Oh, sure thing.
- 137
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- Thanks again for the wine, Kort.
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- Anything for you, Mary.
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- [Pam] Don't thank her,
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- her parents bought it.
- 141
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- Anyway...
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- You serious,
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- you don't want to come out now?
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- I don't know.
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- My stomach's
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- kind of bothering me.
- 147
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- -[Kort] Really?
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- -Yeah!
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- Who do you say
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- is going to be there?
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- Will you just shut up
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- and get drunk with me?
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- [Allie sighing]
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- Please don't leave me with them.
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- -Okay, I get it. I'm your rock.
- 156
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- -[Kort] You are.
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- [glasses clinking]
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- [giggling]
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- Fuck it!
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- [Luce] Are you two
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- just going to sit in there
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- and scissor all night,
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- or come fucking party with us?
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- [loud upbeat music]
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- [unintelligible chatter]
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- Go, go, go!
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- There we go, girl!
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- Yes!
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- Hey, hey, now come on!
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- [yelling]
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- Hey, dude, is that the way
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- I do that for you?
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- Shall we go get [inaudible]?
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- Yeah! Let's go!
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- She's so cool!
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- [Allie] Okay, wait,
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- how are my boobs?
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- -You look good!
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- -[Allie] I do?
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- -Yeah.
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- -Do they look big?
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- I want them to look big.
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- -Yes!
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- -[Allie] They do?
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- Go back to what you were saying.
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- [Allie] Oh my god! Okay!
- 187
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- So, my schedule is the shit.
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- No classes on Friday,
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- like ever.
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- No classes before 1pm, and...
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- two of my classes
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- only meet once a week.
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- It's a fucking joke!
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- Your parents
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- must be really proud.
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- They should be!
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- I'm kind of a genius!
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- Okay, what is this?
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- Yeah, I called this
- 200
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- the Ben Affleck,
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- because when you drink it,
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- you're going to be gone girl.
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- [Kort] Oh Shit!
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- -[coughing] It's terrible!
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- -[Allie] What? It's so good.
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- -No, it's not.
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- -Excuse me Kortney...
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- Who is it?
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- I have no idea.
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- Is he hot?
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- He's... Gorgeous! Top ten.
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- -Hey!
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- -Hi.
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- [nervous laughter]
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- Sorry, I didn't mean to intrude,
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- I just...
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- I thought you were
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- really pretty.
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- I got your name from...
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- a friend.
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- 00:08:05,209 --> 00:08:06,167
- Was that creepy?
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- A little bit.
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- [laughing]
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- -Okay, can I try again?
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- -Yeah.
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- -I'm Daniel...
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- 00:08:14,459 --> 00:08:16,083
- -[music intensifies]
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- [door unlocking]
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- [Mary sighing]
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- [Kort] Can you hurry up?
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- Waste Of time!
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- Seriously, now you want
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- to hang out?
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- Who wants to hang out?
- 235
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- Kyle! He doesn't talk to me
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- all night and then suddenly
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- he wants to "watch a movie".
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- I mean, it's--
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- [Mary] Ahh...
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- [Allie]
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- So, what the fuck
- 242
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- did you talk about?
- 243
- 00:08:53,334 --> 00:08:56,876
- Um... He said he's new...
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- No shit he's new dude.
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- A hottie like that
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- doesn't just fly under the radar
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- for three years.
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- Jeez!
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- Sorry, go on.
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- Um... He transferred
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- for lacrosse...
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- [Allie] Ugh, duh!
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- 00:09:08,083 --> 00:09:09,459
- He's going to be a junior
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- in the classroom
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- and a senior on the field.
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- Oh my god, no way!
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- He still has
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- two full seasons left?
- 259
- 00:09:13,459 --> 00:09:15,459
- Yeah, I think he said something
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- about redshirting or--
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- Oh my god, I don't care about
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- his fucking NCAA eligibility.
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- 00:09:19,167 --> 00:09:21,375
- -Was he hitting on you or not?
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- -[Kort] I don't know.
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- 00:09:21,792 --> 00:09:24,292
- Dude, shut up. He totally wants
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- to penetrate you.
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- 00:09:24,334 --> 00:09:25,584
- [Kort] Oh, Gross!
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- 00:09:25,834 --> 00:09:27,667
- -[Kort] What, you think?
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- 00:09:25,834 --> 00:09:27,667
- -Yeah... Okay.
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- 00:09:29,042 --> 00:09:30,667
- [Allie] What's his first
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- 00:09:29,042 --> 00:09:30,667
- and last name?
- 272
- 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,042
- -I'm gonna Facebook this bitch.
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- 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,042
- -When did you get this?
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- 00:09:33,083 --> 00:09:35,167
- Oh, I convinced my parents
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- that it would help me
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- do better in school,
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- 00:09:35,209 --> 00:09:37,876
- but I totally just use it
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- to watch porn.
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- 00:09:37,918 --> 00:09:39,042
- You know what I need?
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- I got his first name, Daniel.
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- That's it.
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- They're five fucking Daniels
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- on the lacrosse team.
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- I'm going to need
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- 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:45,626
- more than that.
- 286
- 00:09:46,834 --> 00:09:49,709
- I think his eyes are blue...
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- 00:09:50,250 --> 00:09:51,792
- His eyes are blue?
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- 00:09:51,834 --> 00:09:53,459
- That's not
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- 00:09:51,834 --> 00:09:53,459
- a Facebook search query!
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- A blue-eyed dude
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- on the lacrosse team,
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- who probably has a big dick.
- 293
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- Whore!
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- 00:09:58,250 --> 00:10:01,250
- [lively music]
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- 00:10:28,918 --> 00:10:31,459
- [Kort] Jesus!
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- 00:10:28,918 --> 00:10:31,459
- What are you doing?
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- 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,500
- Just a little research.
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- 00:10:35,751 --> 00:10:37,375
- Okay, here's the deal.
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- 00:10:37,417 --> 00:10:39,000
- I talked to the boat shoe crew
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- 00:10:37,417 --> 00:10:39,000
- over there,
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- 00:10:39,042 --> 00:10:40,667
- and they said
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- 00:10:39,042 --> 00:10:40,667
- his last name is McMullen.
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- 00:10:41,167 --> 00:10:42,334
- He's single.
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- 00:10:43,584 --> 00:10:44,500
- [laughing] Okay.
- 305
- 00:10:45,584 --> 00:10:46,709
- And he transferred here
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- from Maryland.
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- 00:10:46,751 --> 00:10:48,375
- Like I said.
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- 00:10:48,417 --> 00:10:50,042
- He sat out last year
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- because of an injury.
- 310
- 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:52,042
- -That's what I said.
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- 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:52,042
- -Okay, who fucking cares!
- 312
- 00:10:52,083 --> 00:10:53,584
- Look at these photos!
- 313
- 00:10:54,083 --> 00:10:56,334
- See this? Beautiful scenery...
- 314
- 00:10:56,375 --> 00:10:57,584
- -[Kort] Mmm.
- 315
- 00:10:56,375 --> 00:10:57,584
- -[Allie] See what that is?
- 316
- 00:10:59,209 --> 00:11:01,000
- It's a lake!
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- 00:10:59,209 --> 00:11:01,000
- Do you know what that means?
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- 00:11:01,042 --> 00:11:03,292
- His family has
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- a fucking lake house!
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- 00:11:03,834 --> 00:11:05,500
- I like those shutters.
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- 00:11:05,542 --> 00:11:07,209
- [Allie] Whatever. You see
- 322
- 00:11:05,542 --> 00:11:07,209
- these two little bitches?
- 323
- 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:09,167
- -[Kort] Huh.
- 324
- 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:09,167
- -[Allie] Those are his sisters.
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- 00:11:09,209 --> 00:11:10,375
- [Kort] So?
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- 00:11:10,417 --> 00:11:11,417
- Do you know what that means?
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- 00:11:12,042 --> 00:11:13,083
- What?
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- 00:11:14,584 --> 00:11:17,209
- Okay. Any guy with two sisters
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- 00:11:14,584 --> 00:11:17,209
- or more is twice as nice.
- 330
- 00:11:17,250 --> 00:11:18,500
- It's like a rule of thumb.
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- 00:11:19,209 --> 00:11:20,459
- That's kind of sweet.
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- 00:11:22,250 --> 00:11:23,751
- Okay, what I'm saying is
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- 00:11:22,250 --> 00:11:23,751
- I approve.
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- 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:26,334
- What, because he has sisters
- 335
- 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:26,334
- and a lake house?
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- 00:11:26,375 --> 00:11:27,542
- Yeah!
- 337
- 00:11:27,584 --> 00:11:31,167
- [Allie] And... look at this!
- 338
- 00:11:31,209 --> 00:11:34,959
- I count 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,
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- 00:11:31,209 --> 00:11:34,959
- 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, abs!
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- 00:11:35,459 --> 00:11:37,959
- [Allie] Hello, hello abs.
- 341
- 00:11:38,209 --> 00:11:39,542
- [Kort] They're so cute!
- 342
- 00:11:39,584 --> 00:11:40,626
- So you like him?
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- 00:11:41,626 --> 00:11:43,083
- I didn't say that.
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- 00:11:41,626 --> 00:11:43,083
- You said that.
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- 00:11:44,375 --> 00:11:46,375
- Kort, if you don't want
- 346
- 00:11:44,375 --> 00:11:46,375
- none of this Nantucket nectar,
- 347
- 00:11:46,417 --> 00:11:47,584
- then move over!
- 348
- 00:11:47,626 --> 00:11:49,626
- 'Cause this girl is parched.
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- 00:11:50,167 --> 00:11:51,292
- Mmm...
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- 00:11:51,334 --> 00:11:52,834
- Okay, I like him.
- 351
- 00:11:53,542 --> 00:11:55,167
- Thank you.
- 352
- 00:11:55,209 --> 00:11:56,417
- It's about time somebody
- 353
- 00:11:55,209 --> 00:11:56,417
- manned up around here.
- 354
- 00:11:56,459 --> 00:11:59,083
- [lively music resumes]
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- 00:12:02,042 --> 00:12:03,417
- [whistle blowing]
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- 00:12:06,167 --> 00:12:08,000
- Wait, hold on.
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- 00:12:08,042 --> 00:12:09,834
- If this works out, I'm not
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- 00:12:08,042 --> 00:12:09,834
- saying that it will or won't,
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- 00:12:09,876 --> 00:12:10,876
- I'm saying if...
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- 00:12:12,083 --> 00:12:13,250
- If this works out
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- 00:12:13,292 --> 00:12:14,792
- and you guys settle on four kids
- 362
- 00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:15,959
- even though I'll probably
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- 00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:15,959
- push for five.
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- 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,500
- All right.
- 365
- 00:12:17,542 --> 00:12:19,083
- We're leaving for London
- 366
- 00:12:17,542 --> 00:12:19,083
- in three months
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- 00:12:19,125 --> 00:12:20,626
- and we cannot take
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- 00:12:19,125 --> 00:12:20,626
- a boyfriend with us.
- 369
- 00:12:20,876 --> 00:12:22,500
- I just met the guy.
- 370
- 00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:25,584
- Oh, you just wanna get
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- 00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:25,584
- some of that dick.
- 372
- 00:12:25,626 --> 00:12:26,918
- I respect that.
- 373
- 00:12:27,375 --> 00:12:29,250
- Just think about it.
- 374
- 00:12:29,292 --> 00:12:32,209
- Right now he's down there,
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- 00:12:29,292 --> 00:12:32,209
- just sweating his balls off.
- 376
- 00:12:32,250 --> 00:12:33,792
- Hmm... Lovely!
- 377
- 00:12:34,209 --> 00:12:35,876
- One day you might even
- 378
- 00:12:34,209 --> 00:12:35,876
- get to lick them.
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- 00:12:35,918 --> 00:12:37,167
- [laughing]
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- 00:12:38,709 --> 00:12:40,500
- [Allie] Seriously.
- 381
- 00:12:45,167 --> 00:12:46,209
- Pussy.
- 382
- 00:12:55,334 --> 00:12:57,834
- [soft music]
- 383
- 00:13:25,209 --> 00:13:26,125
- [message tone]
- 384
- 00:13:28,209 --> 00:13:29,250
- [cell phone chiming]
- 385
- 00:13:36,417 --> 00:13:38,417
- [lecturer 1] Remember
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- 00:13:36,417 --> 00:13:38,417
- that the United States
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- 00:13:38,459 --> 00:13:41,375
- at the beginning of the 1930s,
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- 00:13:38,459 --> 00:13:41,375
- had not fully asserted itself
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- 00:13:41,417 --> 00:13:42,751
- as a global superpower.
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- 00:13:42,792 --> 00:13:44,334
- It has begun to, when--
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- 00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:47,792
- [cell phone chiming]
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- 00:13:52,918 --> 00:13:54,000
- Oh, my bad!
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- 00:13:57,459 --> 00:13:58,709
- [lecturer 2] Let's begin
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- 00:13:57,459 --> 00:13:58,709
- by understanding
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- 00:13:58,751 --> 00:14:00,918
- what bottlenecks truly are.
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- 00:14:01,584 --> 00:14:05,125
- Bottlenecks are, contrary
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- 00:14:01,584 --> 00:14:05,125
- to what you may believe,
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- 00:14:05,167 --> 00:14:07,667
- factory phenomena
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- 00:14:05,167 --> 00:14:07,667
- where the performance...
- 400
- 00:14:07,959 --> 00:14:13,459
- [lecturer continues
- 401
- 00:14:07,959 --> 00:14:13,459
- speaking inaudibly]
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- 00:14:14,125 --> 00:14:16,083
- Generally speaking.
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- 00:14:14,125 --> 00:14:16,083
- Now, for example...
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- 00:14:16,334 --> 00:14:18,626
- [lecturer 1] Until 1941,
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- 00:14:16,334 --> 00:14:18,626
- and in that period,
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- 00:14:18,667 --> 00:14:22,042
- the US struggled to figure out
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- 00:14:18,667 --> 00:14:22,042
- a way to become involved
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- 00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:23,709
- and insure its place
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- 00:14:23,751 --> 00:14:25,459
- as the Guardian
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- 00:14:23,751 --> 00:14:25,459
- of the western hemisphere,
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- 00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:27,792
- without actually
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- 00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:27,792
- involving troops.
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- 00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:30,834
- Now this process would go on
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- 00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:30,834
- to become known
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- 00:14:30,876 --> 00:14:34,417
- under the rhetorical umbrella
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- 00:14:30,876 --> 00:14:34,417
- of "The Good Neighbor Policy".
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- 00:14:34,459 --> 00:14:36,083
- And one of the ways
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- 00:14:34,459 --> 00:14:36,083
- they did that...
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- 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,834
- [lecturer 2] ...with the same
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- 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,834
- processing speed
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- 00:14:37,876 --> 00:14:40,292
- of 500 units per second
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- 00:14:37,876 --> 00:14:40,292
- flowing into our input...
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- 00:14:40,334 --> 00:14:42,417
- [lecturer 1] Even though
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- 00:14:40,334 --> 00:14:42,417
- the United States'
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- 00:14:40,334 --> 00:14:42,417
- popular opinion
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- 00:14:42,459 --> 00:14:43,667
- was actively...
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- 00:14:43,709 --> 00:14:47,083
- [lecturer 2 continues talking]
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- 00:14:47,125 --> 00:14:50,292
- [lecturer 1] The idea
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- 00:14:47,125 --> 00:14:50,292
- of becoming involved
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- 00:14:50,334 --> 00:14:51,834
- -in another...
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- 00:14:50,334 --> 00:14:51,834
- -[Allie laughing]
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- 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:54,000
- in another world war.
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- 00:14:55,751 --> 00:14:58,250
- [lecturer 2] They give you
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- 00:14:55,751 --> 00:14:58,250
- two widget line flow systems,
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- 00:14:58,292 --> 00:15:00,083
- where you have
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- 00:14:58,292 --> 00:15:00,083
- two identical widgets
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- 00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:03,167
- with the same processing speed
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- 00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:03,167
- of 500 units per second.
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- 00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:09,334
- So, you see by adding
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- 00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:09,334
- one additional widget maker,
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- 00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:13,083
- we're able to diffuse
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- 00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:13,083
- the bottleneck entirely.
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- 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,667
- And therefore as a whole
- 444
- 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,667
- help facilitate factory
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- 00:15:16,709 --> 00:15:20,125
- and operating at a 50% hype
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- 00:15:16,709 --> 00:15:20,125
- utilization level.
- 447
- 00:15:21,918 --> 00:15:23,959
- Pretty interesting stuff,
- 448
- 00:15:21,918 --> 00:15:23,959
- wouldn't you say?
- 449
- 00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:28,417
- By your blank stare,
- 450
- 00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:28,417
- I would take that as a yes.
- 451
- 00:15:28,459 --> 00:15:29,709
- Moving on.
- 452
- 00:15:49,375 --> 00:15:50,542
- [Daniel] Oh, hey!
- 453
- 00:15:50,584 --> 00:15:51,876
- -Oh, hey.
- 454
- 00:15:50,584 --> 00:15:51,876
- -[Daniel] Hey.
- 455
- 00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:53,042
- Are you in this class?
- 456
- 00:15:53,417 --> 00:15:54,751
- [Daniel] Ah, yeah.
- 457
- 00:15:55,834 --> 00:15:56,918
- I thought...
- 458
- 00:15:58,334 --> 00:16:00,542
- I thought we caught
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- 00:15:58,334 --> 00:16:00,542
- eyes earlier.
- 460
- 00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:02,000
- Oh, really?
- 461
- 00:16:02,792 --> 00:16:05,626
- Sometimes I'm like zoning out
- 462
- 00:16:05,667 --> 00:16:07,834
- and not like seeing
- 463
- 00:16:05,667 --> 00:16:07,834
- what's in front of me, so...
- 464
- 00:16:09,709 --> 00:16:12,292
- And, have you talked
- 465
- 00:16:09,709 --> 00:16:12,292
- to the doctor about this?
- 466
- 00:16:12,334 --> 00:16:14,042
- [laughing]
- 467
- 00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:18,626
- It's actually, it's funny
- 468
- 00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:18,626
- that we're in the same class,
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- 00:16:18,667 --> 00:16:20,500
- because I was...
- 470
- 00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:22,792
- Well, I was hoping...
- 471
- 00:16:25,167 --> 00:16:28,375
- I don't know, I was wondering
- 472
- 00:16:25,167 --> 00:16:28,375
- if you would be up for--
- 473
- 00:16:28,417 --> 00:16:30,542
- [Allie] A date!
- 474
- 00:16:28,417 --> 00:16:30,542
- Yes, you want a date!
- 475
- 00:16:30,584 --> 00:16:32,250
- Who doesn't want dates here?
- 476
- 00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:35,459
- -I know, right?
- 477
- 00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:35,459
- -This guy's a fucking dreamboat!
- 478
- 00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:37,500
- -[Kort laughing]
- 479
- 00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:37,500
- -[Allie] So, what did you say?
- 480
- 00:16:37,542 --> 00:16:39,500
- I told him... Oh, I told him...
- 481
- 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,125
- I told him, "yeah".
- 482
- 00:16:43,834 --> 00:16:45,584
- What, should I not
- 483
- 00:16:43,834 --> 00:16:45,584
- have said "yeah"?
- 484
- 00:16:45,626 --> 00:16:47,209
- Well, it depends
- 485
- 00:16:45,626 --> 00:16:47,209
- on how you said it.
- 486
- 00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:49,667
- I said it like...
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- 00:16:51,292 --> 00:16:52,334
- Yeah.
- 488
- 00:16:53,334 --> 00:16:54,792
- -Yeah.
- 489
- 00:16:53,334 --> 00:16:54,792
- -No, I didn't say it like that.
- 490
- 00:16:54,834 --> 00:16:56,083
- It was like... more like...
- 491
- 00:16:56,876 --> 00:16:57,918
- Yeah.
- 492
- 00:16:59,584 --> 00:17:01,626
- -Yeah.
- 493
- 00:16:59,584 --> 00:17:01,626
- -Okay, no, this is it:
- 494
- 00:17:02,751 --> 00:17:03,792
- Yeah.
- 495
- 00:17:05,042 --> 00:17:06,626
- Like, you know, I'll do this,
- 496
- 00:17:05,042 --> 00:17:06,626
- potentially...
- 497
- 00:17:07,292 --> 00:17:09,375
- But if I do, I'll be doing you
- 498
- 00:17:07,292 --> 00:17:09,375
- a huge favor.
- 499
- 00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,751
- -What do you think?
- 500
- 00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,751
- -I think it's... perfect!
- 501
- 00:17:13,083 --> 00:17:14,542
- So, what are you going to wear?
- 502
- 00:17:14,584 --> 00:17:15,709
- I don't know, this.
- 503
- 00:17:17,542 --> 00:17:18,584
- No!
- 504
- 00:17:18,626 --> 00:17:20,125
- -Come on!
- 505
- 00:17:18,626 --> 00:17:20,125
- -What?
- 506
- 00:17:20,167 --> 00:17:21,334
- -[Allie] We gotta fix this!
- 507
- 00:17:20,167 --> 00:17:21,334
- -Why?
- 508
- 00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:22,709
- You look like a grandma!
- 509
- 00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:24,834
- [Kort] I look like a grandma?
- 510
- 00:17:24,876 --> 00:17:26,959
- -But you're wearing
- 511
- 00:17:24,876 --> 00:17:26,959
- velvet shoes!
- 512
- 00:17:24,876 --> 00:17:26,959
- -These are very hip...
- 513
- 00:17:29,334 --> 00:17:33,626
- ["Ivy League Circus"
- 514
- 00:17:29,334 --> 00:17:33,626
- by Gordon Voidwell]
- 515
- 00:17:52,459 --> 00:17:54,876
- -Pit stop!
- 516
- 00:17:52,459 --> 00:17:54,876
- -We already ate before class.
- 517
- 00:17:55,125 --> 00:17:57,250
- Who cares, you can throw it up
- 518
- 00:17:55,125 --> 00:17:57,250
- after when you--
- 519
- 00:17:57,292 --> 00:17:58,876
- -Stephen!
- 520
- 00:17:57,292 --> 00:17:58,876
- -Allie!
- 521
- 00:17:59,459 --> 00:18:00,500
- Hi!
- 522
- 00:18:01,959 --> 00:18:03,042
- Good to see you.
- 523
- 00:18:03,334 --> 00:18:04,500
- Good to see you too.
- 524
- 00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,375
- [laughing]
- 525
- 00:18:07,417 --> 00:18:08,918
- What the fuck was that?
- 526
- 00:18:08,959 --> 00:18:10,125
- You're still talking?
- 527
- 00:18:10,375 --> 00:18:11,918
- I mean, he still texts me.
- 528
- 00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:14,584
- Only after 2 a.m.
- 529
- 00:18:16,751 --> 00:18:18,876
- I think there's something
- 530
- 00:18:16,751 --> 00:18:18,876
- wrong with his plan.
- 531
- 00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:30,292
- Sorry.
- 532
- 00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:32,584
- Can this guy move?
- 533
- 00:18:33,959 --> 00:18:36,000
- Well, when is it? Thank you.
- 534
- 00:18:36,459 --> 00:18:37,709
- God, when's your date?
- 535
- 00:18:37,959 --> 00:18:39,417
- I don't know.
- 536
- 00:18:37,959 --> 00:18:39,417
- He's going to call.
- 537
- 00:18:39,459 --> 00:18:41,125
- What? He's going to call?
- 538
- 00:18:41,167 --> 00:18:42,459
- Not text?
- 539
- 00:18:42,751 --> 00:18:44,334
- Um... yeah.
- 540
- 00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:46,292
- Classy!
- 541
- 00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:48,500
- Oh my god!
- 542
- 00:18:49,125 --> 00:18:50,375
- [Kort] How's that yoghurt?
- 543
- 00:18:50,792 --> 00:18:52,417
- -Do you want some?
- 544
- 00:18:50,792 --> 00:18:52,417
- -[Kort] No.
- 545
- 00:18:54,751 --> 00:18:57,918
- [Allie] Have some. I want it.
- 546
- 00:18:54,751 --> 00:18:57,918
- I'm Kort, I'm skinny,
- 547
- 00:18:54,751 --> 00:18:57,918
- I'm want it.
- 548
- 00:18:58,876 --> 00:18:59,918
- -Stop!
- 549
- 00:18:58,876 --> 00:18:59,918
- -[Allie] See, you have a little
- 550
- 00:18:59,959 --> 00:19:01,000
- on your face.
- 551
- 00:19:01,584 --> 00:19:02,834
- [Allie laughing]
- 552
- 00:19:16,334 --> 00:19:17,792
- What do you think
- 553
- 00:19:16,334 --> 00:19:17,792
- about this one?
- 554
- 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,375
- Did somebody die?
- 555
- 00:19:20,667 --> 00:19:23,000
- Um... you if you don't stop
- 556
- 00:19:20,667 --> 00:19:23,000
- talking shit!
- 557
- 00:19:23,417 --> 00:19:26,292
- Dude, you've got to give him
- 558
- 00:19:23,417 --> 00:19:26,292
- more than your knee caps. God!
- 559
- 00:19:26,334 --> 00:19:28,334
- He's better
- 560
- 00:19:26,334 --> 00:19:28,334
- than that dress, okay?
- 561
- 00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:31,000
- He's tall, he's good looking.
- 562
- 00:19:31,042 --> 00:19:33,751
- He's got those beautiful DSL's.
- 563
- 00:19:34,125 --> 00:19:35,792
- DSL's? How does that help me?
- 564
- 00:19:36,083 --> 00:19:37,834
- [Allie] Depends what
- 565
- 00:19:36,083 --> 00:19:37,834
- you're in to.
- 566
- 00:19:37,876 --> 00:19:41,500
- Look, we've got to go more
- 567
- 00:19:37,876 --> 00:19:41,500
- Beyoncé, less Bea Arthur.
- 568
- 00:19:41,542 --> 00:19:43,375
- I'm going to look
- 569
- 00:19:41,542 --> 00:19:43,375
- like a birthday cake
- 570
- 00:19:45,209 --> 00:19:46,751
- That sounds delicious.
- 571
- 00:19:47,626 --> 00:19:49,834
- Let's go try shit on.
- 572
- 00:19:50,167 --> 00:19:52,876
- ["Classic Girl"
- 573
- 00:19:50,167 --> 00:19:52,876
- by Deidre & The Dark]
- 574
- 00:19:52,918 --> 00:19:53,876
- Do you like?
- 575
- 00:19:55,292 --> 00:19:56,959
- Do I look like Heidi Klum?
- 576
- 00:20:00,876 --> 00:20:02,667
- Oh, okay.
- 577
- 00:20:02,709 --> 00:20:04,626
- So, I'm having mixed feelings
- 578
- 00:20:02,709 --> 00:20:04,626
- about this one.
- 579
- 00:20:04,667 --> 00:20:06,292
- You know, I like it because
- 580
- 00:20:04,667 --> 00:20:06,292
- it's versatile but then again
- 581
- 00:20:06,334 --> 00:20:08,417
- I just really don't know.
- 582
- 00:20:12,834 --> 00:20:14,667
- Walk away, just walk away.
- 583
- 00:20:14,709 --> 00:20:15,918
- [Allie] You don't like it?
- 584
- 00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:19,709
- Dress it up, dress it down.
- 585
- 00:20:19,751 --> 00:20:21,834
- Like, right now the way
- 586
- 00:20:19,751 --> 00:20:21,834
- I'm wearing it,
- 587
- 00:20:19,751 --> 00:20:21,834
- it's going to look formal
- 588
- 00:20:21,876 --> 00:20:23,709
- and I can just wear
- 589
- 00:20:21,876 --> 00:20:23,709
- it anywhere, right. Like a--
- 590
- 00:20:23,751 --> 00:20:24,834
- Formal?
- 591
- 00:20:25,751 --> 00:20:27,751
- Like Diane Keaton
- 592
- 00:20:25,751 --> 00:20:27,751
- who's a stripper?
- 593
- 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,417
- [Allie] Oh, girl,
- 594
- 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,417
- you look fabulous!
- 595
- 00:20:32,918 --> 00:20:35,167
- But I can't have you out here
- 596
- 00:20:32,918 --> 00:20:35,167
- like you're going to a bar,
- 597
- 00:20:35,209 --> 00:20:37,500
- when we know
- 598
- 00:20:35,209 --> 00:20:37,500
- you're trying to go to a party.
- 599
- 00:20:38,125 --> 00:20:41,459
- Then, with just like
- 600
- 00:20:38,125 --> 00:20:41,459
- a slight adjustment...
- 601
- 00:20:41,876 --> 00:20:43,918
- it becomes casual.
- 602
- 00:20:43,959 --> 00:20:46,542
- -Yeah, very casual.
- 603
- 00:20:43,959 --> 00:20:46,542
- -It's like... beachy.
- 604
- 00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:49,417
- There!
- 605
- 00:20:53,209 --> 00:20:54,459
- Babe!
- 606
- 00:21:01,334 --> 00:21:03,083
- -No?
- 607
- 00:21:01,334 --> 00:21:03,083
- -No!
- 608
- 00:21:05,209 --> 00:21:07,042
- Alright, come out.
- 609
- 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,542
- Oh... yes!
- 610
- 00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:13,876
- It's perfect!
- 611
- 00:21:13,918 --> 00:21:15,876
- -You really think it's good?
- 612
- 00:21:13,918 --> 00:21:15,876
- -[Allie] Yes.
- 613
- 00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:18,167
- Can my cat
- 614
- 00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:18,167
- come to the wedding?
- 615
- 00:21:18,626 --> 00:21:20,209
- Okay, what's the damage?
- 616
- 00:21:24,292 --> 00:21:26,334
- -Oh hell no!
- 617
- 00:21:24,292 --> 00:21:26,334
- -What?
- 618
- 00:21:27,292 --> 00:21:29,083
- It's $500.
- 619
- 00:21:29,125 --> 00:21:30,500
- -No!
- 620
- 00:21:29,125 --> 00:21:30,500
- -Yes!
- 621
- 00:21:30,542 --> 00:21:32,042
- [mimicking crying]
- 622
- 00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:33,500
- I'm sorry baby,
- 623
- 00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:33,500
- but you're not worth it.
- 624
- 00:21:34,584 --> 00:21:35,792
- We'll figure something out.
- 625
- 00:21:36,542 --> 00:21:37,959
- -So, Mary's top?
- 626
- 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,751
- -Yes, with the pants
- 627
- 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,751
- of yours I like.
- 628
- 00:21:39,792 --> 00:21:42,125
- -Oh, that can work. Perfect!
- 629
- 00:21:39,792 --> 00:21:42,125
- Oh my god, love it!
- 630
- 00:21:44,709 --> 00:21:46,626
- Oh hey, have you all
- 631
- 00:21:44,709 --> 00:21:46,626
- listened to this?
- 632
- 00:21:46,667 --> 00:21:48,667
- -What?
- 633
- 00:21:46,667 --> 00:21:48,667
- -Cereal. The podcast.
- 634
- 00:21:48,709 --> 00:21:50,167
- -Never heard of it.
- 635
- 00:21:48,709 --> 00:21:50,167
- -Okay, well,
- 636
- 00:21:50,209 --> 00:21:52,959
- if you do, don't tell me,
- 637
- 00:21:53,209 --> 00:21:55,125
- I'm pretty sure
- 638
- 00:21:53,209 --> 00:21:55,125
- I can crack this puppy.
- 639
- 00:21:55,459 --> 00:21:56,834
- -[Allie] Okay.
- 640
- 00:21:55,459 --> 00:21:56,834
- -Alright.
- 641
- 00:21:57,626 --> 00:21:58,626
- I'm sorry.
- 642
- 00:22:00,042 --> 00:22:02,667
- -What's your plan?
- 643
- 00:22:00,042 --> 00:22:02,667
- -Oh... I have a class tonight.
- 644
- 00:22:02,709 --> 00:22:04,459
- -Yeah, interesting!
- 645
- 00:22:02,709 --> 00:22:04,459
- -Dammit!
- 646
- 00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:07,542
- Ok, I'm going to go study...
- 647
- 00:22:07,918 --> 00:22:09,167
- and then...
- 648
- 00:22:10,584 --> 00:22:11,918
- Hey, when you're back
- 649
- 00:22:10,584 --> 00:22:11,918
- do you want to do movie night?
- 650
- 00:22:11,959 --> 00:22:14,375
- If by movie night you mean
- 651
- 00:22:11,959 --> 00:22:14,375
- season three of Downton?
- 652
- 00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:16,167
- What the fuck else would I mean?
- 653
- 00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:18,417
- [mimicking a British accent]
- 654
- 00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:18,417
- Right, sorry, mate!
- 655
- 00:22:18,459 --> 00:22:20,000
- -Pip, pip and bollocks.
- 656
- 00:22:18,459 --> 00:22:20,000
- -[Allie] Okay, I can't,
- 657
- 00:22:18,459 --> 00:22:20,000
- it's terrible.
- 658
- 00:22:20,042 --> 00:22:21,876
- You're ruining it.
- 659
- 00:22:21,918 --> 00:22:24,709
- Hey... Let me know if Dan Dan
- 660
- 00:22:21,918 --> 00:22:24,709
- gives you a ring ring.
- 661
- 00:22:24,751 --> 00:22:26,417
- -[Kort] Okay.
- 662
- 00:22:24,751 --> 00:22:26,417
- -[both] Bye.
- 663
- 00:22:32,751 --> 00:22:34,918
- [lecturer 3]
- 664
- 00:22:32,751 --> 00:22:34,918
- ...and with 140 characters,
- 665
- 00:22:34,959 --> 00:22:37,876
- that's how Twitter
- 666
- 00:22:34,959 --> 00:22:37,876
- killed the feature story,
- 667
- 00:22:38,709 --> 00:22:40,334
- which leads me to...
- 668
- 00:22:42,959 --> 00:22:44,334
- ending this class.
- 669
- 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,959
- [soft tranquil music]
- 670
- 00:23:10,751 --> 00:23:12,000
- He still hasn't called?
- 671
- 00:23:15,125 --> 00:23:17,459
- Why is it that whenever
- 672
- 00:23:15,125 --> 00:23:17,459
- I want to do something important
- 673
- 00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:21,125
- the mother-fucking internet...
- 674
- 00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:21,125
- Oh... there it is!
- 675
- 00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:23,125
- Okay, look, like I was thinking,
- 676
- 00:23:23,167 --> 00:23:25,042
- this little pussy boy Daniel
- 677
- 00:23:23,167 --> 00:23:25,042
- better grow a pair
- 678
- 00:23:25,083 --> 00:23:26,584
- and make a fucking phone call.
- 679
- 00:23:26,626 --> 00:23:28,375
- Do you think
- 680
- 00:23:26,626 --> 00:23:28,375
- he's seeing someone else?
- 681
- 00:23:29,626 --> 00:23:31,083
- Maybe he lost his phone.
- 682
- 00:23:31,876 --> 00:23:33,292
- Or... or it broke.
- 683
- 00:23:34,209 --> 00:23:35,250
- That happens!
- 684
- 00:23:37,292 --> 00:23:38,876
- [Mary knocking] Hey!
- 685
- 00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:43,918
- Do you have some... batteries?
- 686
- 00:23:44,542 --> 00:23:45,542
- For what?
- 687
- 00:23:46,417 --> 00:23:47,584
- For my TV.
- 688
- 00:23:49,626 --> 00:23:50,834
- Remote.
- 689
- 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,042
- No.
- 690
- 00:23:57,751 --> 00:23:59,042
- [Kort] Maybe he's dead.
- 691
- 00:23:59,584 --> 00:24:01,042
- You know what, dude,
- 692
- 00:24:01,083 --> 00:24:02,584
- fuck this little cocksucker,
- 693
- 00:24:01,083 --> 00:24:02,584
- okay?
- 694
- 00:24:02,626 --> 00:24:04,209
- He said he would call
- 695
- 00:24:02,626 --> 00:24:04,209
- and he hasn't.
- 696
- 00:24:04,250 --> 00:24:06,959
- He's either gay,
- 697
- 00:24:04,250 --> 00:24:06,959
- a commitment-phobe, or dead.
- 698
- 00:24:09,626 --> 00:24:11,375
- Either way,
- 699
- 00:24:09,626 --> 00:24:11,375
- I say we're over him.
- 700
- 00:24:11,876 --> 00:24:13,459
- -[cell phone ringing]
- 701
- 00:24:11,876 --> 00:24:13,459
- -Oh my god!
- 702
- 00:24:13,834 --> 00:24:15,292
- Unless that's him...
- 703
- 00:24:15,334 --> 00:24:16,751
- If that's him,
- 704
- 00:24:15,334 --> 00:24:16,751
- I say we're back in.
- 705
- 00:24:16,792 --> 00:24:18,959
- -What do I do?
- 706
- 00:24:16,792 --> 00:24:18,959
- -Answer it!
- 707
- 00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:22,500
- Hello.
- 708
- 00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:22,500
- [whispering] It's Daniel!
- 709
- 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,584
- -Hey.
- 710
- 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,584
- -What the fuck's he saying?
- 711
- 00:24:25,834 --> 00:24:26,959
- Oh no, it's fine.
- 712
- 00:24:27,918 --> 00:24:30,292
- Ah, ah, ah...
- 713
- 00:24:27,918 --> 00:24:30,292
- [Allie imitating having sex]
- 714
- 00:24:30,334 --> 00:24:31,626
- That's fine.
- 715
- 00:24:32,167 --> 00:24:33,167
- Uh-hm.
- 716
- 00:24:33,542 --> 00:24:34,667
- [Kort] Yeah, that works.
- 717
- 00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:36,584
- Okay.
- 718
- 00:24:36,959 --> 00:24:38,042
- I'll see you then.
- 719
- 00:24:38,834 --> 00:24:39,876
- Bye.
- 720
- 00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:42,375
- What the fuck is wrong with you?
- 721
- 00:24:42,417 --> 00:24:43,751
- [Allie] It's a baby!
- 722
- 00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:45,918
- [kissing] Isn't it cute?
- 723
- 00:24:46,375 --> 00:24:48,334
- Okay, what did he say?
- 724
- 00:24:48,375 --> 00:24:51,250
- Okay, so first of all he said
- 725
- 00:24:48,375 --> 00:24:51,250
- "Sorry for calling so late".
- 726
- 00:24:51,292 --> 00:24:53,083
- [Allie] Precious!
- 727
- 00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:55,125
- And then he said he wants
- 728
- 00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:55,125
- to take me out this weekend
- 729
- 00:24:55,167 --> 00:24:57,125
- but he can't because he's going
- 730
- 00:24:55,167 --> 00:24:57,125
- out of town with his family.
- 731
- 00:24:57,167 --> 00:24:58,709
- Lake house!
- 732
- 00:24:58,751 --> 00:25:01,918
- Next weekend, if I'm up for it,
- 733
- 00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:04,584
- he wants to take me
- 734
- 00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:04,584
- to dinner on Friday.
- 735
- 00:25:05,334 --> 00:25:07,667
- What?
- 736
- 00:25:05,334 --> 00:25:07,667
- Nobody even goes out on Fridays!
- 737
- 00:25:07,709 --> 00:25:08,792
- -That's brilliant!
- 738
- 00:25:07,709 --> 00:25:08,792
- -I know.
- 739
- 00:25:08,834 --> 00:25:09,876
- [Allie] Okay...
- 740
- 00:25:10,375 --> 00:25:11,542
- You tell me
- 741
- 00:25:10,375 --> 00:25:11,542
- what you're thinking,
- 742
- 00:25:11,584 --> 00:25:12,584
- and I'll do the same, okay?
- 743
- 00:25:12,626 --> 00:25:14,250
- Ready? One, two--
- 744
- 00:25:14,292 --> 00:25:16,375
- -You need to hit the gym!
- 745
- 00:25:14,292 --> 00:25:16,375
- -I hope he takes me to a club--
- 746
- 00:25:16,417 --> 00:25:17,459
- What?
- 747
- 00:25:17,876 --> 00:25:19,292
- Maybe just a little cardio!
- 748
- 00:25:19,584 --> 00:25:24,083
- ["Jerk It" by Thunderheist]
- 749
- 00:25:35,459 --> 00:25:37,250
- You gotta open up your gait,
- 750
- 00:25:35,459 --> 00:25:37,250
- baby girl.
- 751
- 00:25:37,292 --> 00:25:38,459
- What?
- 752
- 00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:40,209
- Your strides, they're tiny!
- 753
- 00:25:41,209 --> 00:25:44,125
- Longer strides, more calories!
- 754
- 00:25:44,459 --> 00:25:46,626
- Stop running like a toddler,
- 755
- 00:25:44,459 --> 00:25:46,626
- start running
- 756
- 00:25:46,667 --> 00:25:49,542
- like a grown human woman
- 757
- 00:25:46,667 --> 00:25:49,542
- who wants to get laid.
- 758
- 00:25:49,584 --> 00:25:51,834
- See that dick! Run to that dick!
- 759
- 00:25:52,125 --> 00:25:53,709
- Faster! Run to it!
- 760
- 00:25:55,375 --> 00:25:57,626
- Kegels, feel the kegels!
- 761
- 00:25:57,667 --> 00:26:00,876
- Pull... inside your vagina.
- 762
- 00:26:00,918 --> 00:26:03,375
- Eye of the tiger, baby, earn it!
- 763
- 00:26:03,417 --> 00:26:06,292
- Squeeze it! Burn! Feel the burn!
- 764
- 00:26:06,334 --> 00:26:08,500
- Harder, Kort!
- 765
- 00:26:06,334 --> 00:26:08,500
- You're not going hard enough!
- 766
- 00:26:08,959 --> 00:26:10,250
- Earn your thigh gap!
- 767
- 00:26:10,292 --> 00:26:12,250
- -What are you doing?
- 768
- 00:26:10,292 --> 00:26:12,250
- -Shut up!
- 769
- 00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:15,500
- -Jesus!
- 770
- 00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:15,500
- -Oh my god!
- 771
- 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,292
- You're doing great, man.
- 772
- 00:26:22,876 --> 00:26:24,083
- Don't let your hips drop.
- 773
- 00:26:24,626 --> 00:26:25,667
- [Kort gasping]
- 774
- 00:26:25,918 --> 00:26:27,375
- Don't let gravity win like this.
- 775
- 00:26:27,417 --> 00:26:29,083
- [Kort] I'm not.
- 776
- 00:26:29,125 --> 00:26:30,417
- Don't touch me
- 777
- 00:26:29,125 --> 00:26:30,417
- with your nasty chip fingers!
- 778
- 00:26:30,918 --> 00:26:33,042
- [Allie mumbling]
- 779
- 00:26:33,417 --> 00:26:35,167
- What?
- 780
- 00:26:35,209 --> 00:26:37,751
- I said I see gravity winning
- 781
- 00:26:35,209 --> 00:26:37,751
- and I don't like it.
- 782
- 00:26:38,209 --> 00:26:39,375
- You're disgusting!
- 783
- 00:26:39,918 --> 00:26:42,375
- [lively music]
- 784
- 00:26:44,626 --> 00:26:46,542
- [Kort] I don't know if my ass
- 785
- 00:26:44,626 --> 00:26:46,542
- got bigger,
- 786
- 00:26:46,584 --> 00:26:48,459
- or these jeans got smaller.
- 787
- 00:26:49,584 --> 00:26:51,125
- Oh, I washed them
- 788
- 00:26:49,584 --> 00:26:51,125
- like four times.
- 789
- 00:26:51,167 --> 00:26:52,334
- [laughing]
- 790
- 00:26:52,876 --> 00:26:54,042
- What do you think, Pam?
- 791
- 00:26:54,292 --> 00:26:57,083
- You look amazing!
- 792
- 00:26:57,125 --> 00:26:59,709
- Agreed!
- 793
- 00:26:57,125 --> 00:26:59,709
- I have something for you.
- 794
- 00:27:03,250 --> 00:27:05,209
- -Just in case!
- 795
- 00:27:03,250 --> 00:27:05,209
- -[Pam laughing]
- 796
- 00:27:09,042 --> 00:27:10,709
- ♪ You know you want to ♪
- 797
- 00:27:11,125 --> 00:27:12,167
- No!
- 798
- 00:27:13,375 --> 00:27:14,667
- [doorbell ringing]
- 799
- 00:27:15,709 --> 00:27:17,292
- [laughing]
- 800
- 00:27:17,626 --> 00:27:19,751
- -Be safe!
- 801
- 00:27:17,626 --> 00:27:19,751
- -[Allie] The world is
- 802
- 00:27:17,626 --> 00:27:19,751
- a happy place.
- 803
- 00:27:19,792 --> 00:27:21,709
- Excuse me! No girl gets her door
- 804
- 00:27:21,751 --> 00:27:23,417
- on her own fucking date!
- 805
- 00:27:23,459 --> 00:27:24,918
- -[Allie] It's my door to get!
- 806
- 00:27:23,459 --> 00:27:24,918
- -Get the door!
- 807
- 00:27:24,959 --> 00:27:26,209
- It's my door!
- 808
- 00:27:24,959 --> 00:27:26,209
- You stay right here!
- 809
- 00:27:28,167 --> 00:27:29,500
- Hello, sweet cheeks.
- 810
- 00:27:29,876 --> 00:27:32,959
- -Hey! Is Kortney here?
- 811
- 00:27:29,876 --> 00:27:32,959
- -Who?
- 812
- 00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:36,792
- I'm just kidding.
- 813
- 00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:36,792
- That little whore's right here.
- 814
- 00:27:37,542 --> 00:27:38,584
- Oh...
- 815
- 00:27:40,209 --> 00:27:41,250
- Hi!
- 816
- 00:27:41,292 --> 00:27:43,626
- [ambient music]
- 817
- 00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:52,209
- Thanks.
- 818
- 00:27:52,250 --> 00:27:53,751
- [waitress] Your server
- 819
- 00:27:52,250 --> 00:27:53,751
- will be right with you.
- 820
- 00:27:54,125 --> 00:27:55,792
- -Enjoy your meal.
- 821
- 00:27:54,125 --> 00:27:55,792
- -Thank you.
- 822
- 00:27:59,667 --> 00:28:01,042
- This place is really nice!
- 823
- 00:28:02,876 --> 00:28:04,500
- I guess I always
- 824
- 00:28:02,876 --> 00:28:04,500
- sort of thought that
- 825
- 00:28:04,542 --> 00:28:07,209
- first dates should be...
- 826
- 00:28:04,542 --> 00:28:07,209
- special.
- 827
- 00:28:08,125 --> 00:28:09,584
- You know, just in case.
- 828
- 00:28:12,125 --> 00:28:13,250
- Yeah.
- 829
- 00:28:16,667 --> 00:28:18,334
- Ah, yeah.
- 830
- 00:28:22,125 --> 00:28:23,459
- [door closing]
- 831
- 00:28:24,292 --> 00:28:25,334
- Is Luce here?
- 832
- 00:28:26,250 --> 00:28:27,292
- She's upstairs.
- 833
- 00:28:37,751 --> 00:28:39,292
- Martins?
- 834
- 00:28:39,334 --> 00:28:41,000
- He took you
- 835
- 00:28:39,334 --> 00:28:41,000
- to mother-fucking Martins?
- 836
- 00:28:41,042 --> 00:28:42,709
- It's crazy, right?
- 837
- 00:28:42,751 --> 00:28:44,209
- Who does this guy think he is?
- 838
- 00:28:42,751 --> 00:28:44,209
- A goddamned Kennedy?
- 839
- 00:28:44,250 --> 00:28:45,667
- [Allie] This guy's the tits!
- 840
- 00:28:46,042 --> 00:28:47,876
- Ladies, let's have a shot
- 841
- 00:28:46,042 --> 00:28:47,876
- before everyone gets here.
- 842
- 00:28:47,918 --> 00:28:48,959
- Or two.
- 843
- 00:28:49,250 --> 00:28:51,334
- I want to get super weird today.
- 844
- 00:28:52,042 --> 00:28:53,209
- You already are weird.
- 845
- 00:28:54,292 --> 00:28:55,417
- Thanks.
- 846
- 00:28:56,626 --> 00:28:58,083
- -There we go.
- 847
- 00:28:56,626 --> 00:28:58,083
- -You're welcome!
- 848
- 00:28:58,834 --> 00:29:00,334
- This literally has a pube in it.
- 849
- 00:29:00,792 --> 00:29:02,250
- It's disgusting!
- 850
- 00:29:02,292 --> 00:29:07,000
- ["Never Coming Down"
- 851
- 00:29:02,292 --> 00:29:07,000
- by Midnight Riot]
- 852
- 00:29:15,334 --> 00:29:16,417
- So, did you get any?
- 853
- 00:29:16,709 --> 00:29:18,125
- -Any what?
- 854
- 00:29:16,709 --> 00:29:18,125
- -Cut the shit.
- 855
- 00:29:18,167 --> 00:29:19,918
- Tell me you broke that dick off!
- 856
- 00:29:20,209 --> 00:29:21,709
- -[Luce] Wait a minute.
- 857
- 00:29:20,209 --> 00:29:21,709
- -Come on!
- 858
- 00:29:21,751 --> 00:29:23,334
- [Luce] I'll text you.
- 859
- 00:29:21,751 --> 00:29:23,334
- What happened?
- 860
- 00:29:23,375 --> 00:29:25,042
- [Pam] I think Kort broke
- 861
- 00:29:23,375 --> 00:29:25,042
- someone's dick off.
- 862
- 00:29:25,083 --> 00:29:27,667
- -What? I want to hear!
- 863
- 00:29:25,083 --> 00:29:27,667
- -Oh my god!
- 864
- 00:29:27,709 --> 00:29:29,626
- [Luce] Oh come on! Cough it up!
- 865
- 00:29:29,667 --> 00:29:31,042
- We just kissed on the cheek.
- 866
- 00:29:31,083 --> 00:29:32,459
- Fuck, yeah!
- 867
- 00:29:33,417 --> 00:29:35,167
- Daniel, the lacrosse transfer.
- 868
- 00:29:35,209 --> 00:29:38,042
- [Luce] Wait, wait!
- 869
- 00:29:35,209 --> 00:29:38,042
- The mancer from Maryland?
- 870
- 00:29:38,083 --> 00:29:39,584
- They went on a date.
- 871
- 00:29:39,626 --> 00:29:42,083
- -Would you stop?
- 872
- 00:29:39,626 --> 00:29:42,083
- -Take it from the top.
- 873
- 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,292
- Okay, okay, okay... Alright.
- 874
- 00:29:46,250 --> 00:29:49,500
- We walk in, it's gorgeous!
- 875
- 00:29:49,542 --> 00:29:51,959
- Like, there are all these
- 876
- 00:29:49,542 --> 00:29:51,959
- pictures of DC on the wall,
- 877
- 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:55,209
- like flappers and pictures
- 878
- 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:55,209
- of the Potomac,
- 879
- 00:29:55,250 --> 00:29:57,167
- and the hostess took us
- 880
- 00:29:55,250 --> 00:29:57,167
- to our table,
- 881
- 00:29:57,209 --> 00:29:58,918
- and we sat down,
- 882
- 00:29:59,626 --> 00:30:04,209
- and we just started talking...
- 883
- 00:29:59,626 --> 00:30:04,209
- I don't know!
- 884
- 00:30:04,542 --> 00:30:05,918
- And that's when
- 885
- 00:30:04,542 --> 00:30:05,918
- she's sucked his dick.
- 886
- 00:30:05,959 --> 00:30:07,000
- Oh...
- 887
- 00:30:07,500 --> 00:30:09,125
- -In the restaurant?
- 888
- 00:30:07,500 --> 00:30:09,125
- -[Allie] Ah ha!
- 889
- 00:30:09,167 --> 00:30:10,417
- [laughing]
- 890
- 00:30:10,459 --> 00:30:11,500
- Just like Jackie O
- 891
- 00:30:10,459 --> 00:30:11,500
- would have wanted!
- 892
- 00:30:11,542 --> 00:30:13,834
- [laughing]
- 893
- 00:30:15,959 --> 00:30:17,751
- Allie, hurry up!
- 894
- 00:30:17,792 --> 00:30:19,751
- You don't need make up.
- 895
- 00:30:17,792 --> 00:30:19,751
- We're just going to study.
- 896
- 00:30:23,500 --> 00:30:25,125
- Oh my god! What happened to you?
- 897
- 00:30:26,375 --> 00:30:27,834
- Oh yeah, I know, I'm fine.
- 898
- 00:30:27,876 --> 00:30:29,000
- It's just I couldn't
- 899
- 00:30:27,876 --> 00:30:29,000
- find a scarf.
- 900
- 00:30:29,834 --> 00:30:31,000
- Is that a hickey?
- 901
- 00:30:31,334 --> 00:30:33,375
- -Who did that to you?
- 902
- 00:30:31,334 --> 00:30:33,375
- -I have no idea.
- 903
- 00:30:34,125 --> 00:30:36,042
- I could have done it
- 904
- 00:30:34,125 --> 00:30:36,042
- to myself for all I know.
- 905
- 00:30:36,083 --> 00:30:37,626
- I got to go have brunch
- 906
- 00:30:36,083 --> 00:30:37,626
- with my mum.
- 907
- 00:30:40,542 --> 00:30:41,584
- [softly] What?
- 908
- 00:30:43,167 --> 00:30:45,334
- [mellow music]
- 909
- 00:31:05,292 --> 00:31:07,042
- [Allie sighing]
- 910
- 00:31:08,667 --> 00:31:10,500
- Hey, do you think
- 911
- 00:31:08,667 --> 00:31:10,500
- I should text Steven?
- 912
- 00:31:12,250 --> 00:31:13,250
- Hmm?
- 913
- 00:31:13,751 --> 00:31:17,000
- Do you think
- 914
- 00:31:13,751 --> 00:31:17,000
- I should text Steven?
- 915
- 00:31:18,292 --> 00:31:19,334
- Why?
- 916
- 00:31:21,042 --> 00:31:23,250
- Oh, because I want to.
- 917
- 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,542
- I thought you said
- 918
- 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,542
- he only texts you after 2am?
- 919
- 00:31:27,959 --> 00:31:29,459
- Yeah, but...
- 920
- 00:31:30,751 --> 00:31:32,667
- I feel like sometimes guys
- 921
- 00:31:33,542 --> 00:31:35,292
- don't really know
- 922
- 00:31:33,542 --> 00:31:35,292
- how to communicate--
- 923
- 00:31:35,334 --> 00:31:37,667
- Where are you going?
- 924
- 00:31:35,334 --> 00:31:37,667
- I'm in the middle of a sentence!
- 925
- 00:31:39,250 --> 00:31:41,125
- Kort! Don't you agree
- 926
- 00:31:41,167 --> 00:31:42,918
- like sometimes guys just don't
- 927
- 00:31:41,167 --> 00:31:42,918
- know how to communicate
- 928
- 00:31:42,959 --> 00:31:45,083
- and they like need you
- 929
- 00:31:42,959 --> 00:31:45,083
- to be the one to initiate?
- 930
- 00:31:45,375 --> 00:31:47,083
- 'Cause we're just like putting
- 931
- 00:31:45,375 --> 00:31:47,083
- all this pressure on them
- 932
- 00:31:47,125 --> 00:31:48,584
- to be the ones, but...
- 933
- 00:31:48,626 --> 00:31:50,000
- maybe they need us
- 934
- 00:31:48,626 --> 00:31:50,000
- to be the ones.
- 935
- 00:31:50,042 --> 00:31:52,042
- And I just need to get creative
- 936
- 00:31:50,042 --> 00:31:52,042
- and to let him know
- 937
- 00:31:52,083 --> 00:31:53,792
- that it's cool to text me
- 938
- 00:31:52,083 --> 00:31:53,792
- during the day.
- 939
- 00:31:54,876 --> 00:31:56,292
- Kort, what are you looking for?
- 940
- 00:31:56,334 --> 00:31:58,459
- -A book!
- 941
- 00:31:56,334 --> 00:31:58,459
- -Oh my god!
- 942
- 00:31:58,500 --> 00:32:00,667
- I'm sorry.
- 943
- 00:31:58,500 --> 00:32:00,667
- I have a classic tale in 15
- 944
- 00:32:00,709 --> 00:32:02,959
- and I'm like oddly
- 945
- 00:32:00,709 --> 00:32:02,959
- stressed about it.
- 946
- 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:04,334
- Oh shit!
- 947
- 00:32:06,375 --> 00:32:07,792
- Okay, so I feel like,
- 948
- 00:32:07,834 --> 00:32:09,167
- first class,
- 949
- 00:32:07,834 --> 00:32:09,167
- having a first date,
- 950
- 00:32:09,209 --> 00:32:10,751
- is like really pivotal.
- 951
- 00:32:11,083 --> 00:32:12,167
- Really?
- 952
- 00:32:12,209 --> 00:32:14,250
- Yeah, I mean, I think...
- 953
- 00:32:14,292 --> 00:32:16,834
- But yeah, I feel like now
- 954
- 00:32:14,292 --> 00:32:16,834
- is the time to just like
- 955
- 00:32:16,876 --> 00:32:20,125
- pump the brakes
- 956
- 00:32:16,876 --> 00:32:20,125
- and start with the mind games.
- 957
- 00:32:20,167 --> 00:32:21,417
- What mind games?
- 958
- 00:32:21,792 --> 00:32:23,167
- Poker face!
- 959
- 00:32:23,459 --> 00:32:24,792
- [stressing each word]
- 960
- 00:32:23,459 --> 00:32:24,792
- You don't like him.
- 961
- 00:32:25,626 --> 00:32:27,042
- -I don't like him?
- 962
- 00:32:25,626 --> 00:32:27,042
- -[Allie] No!
- 963
- 00:32:27,083 --> 00:32:28,876
- -Okay.
- 964
- 00:32:27,083 --> 00:32:28,876
- -I don't see you.
- 965
- 00:32:28,918 --> 00:32:30,709
- I'm winning, but you don't know.
- 966
- 00:32:30,751 --> 00:32:32,709
- -Yeah.
- 967
- 00:32:30,751 --> 00:32:32,709
- -I'm full royal flush,
- 968
- 00:32:32,751 --> 00:32:35,584
- and kings and queens,
- 969
- 00:32:32,751 --> 00:32:35,584
- and all those...
- 970
- 00:32:35,626 --> 00:32:37,000
- You never played poker?
- 971
- 00:32:38,042 --> 00:32:39,500
- I still feel weird.
- 972
- 00:32:39,542 --> 00:32:41,918
- I mean, you feel awkward,
- 973
- 00:32:39,542 --> 00:32:41,918
- which is normal,
- 974
- 00:32:41,959 --> 00:32:46,000
- because it's going to be
- 975
- 00:32:41,959 --> 00:32:46,000
- so awkward when you see it.
- 976
- 00:32:47,167 --> 00:32:48,250
- Thanks.
- 977
- 00:32:48,751 --> 00:32:52,209
- [lively music resumes]
- 978
- 00:33:10,834 --> 00:33:13,292
- -Cool if I sit here?
- 979
- 00:33:10,834 --> 00:33:13,292
- -[Daniel] If you want.
- 980
- 00:33:13,334 --> 00:33:15,209
- Cool!
- 981
- 00:33:15,250 --> 00:33:17,542
- [woman on TV]
- 982
- 00:33:15,250 --> 00:33:17,542
- What does it mean to you
- 983
- 00:33:15,250 --> 00:33:17,542
- when I say "run like a girl"?
- 984
- 00:33:17,584 --> 00:33:19,876
- [child] It means run
- 985
- 00:33:17,584 --> 00:33:19,876
- as fast as you can.
- 986
- 00:33:25,167 --> 00:33:26,542
- [woman] Throw like a girl.
- 987
- 00:33:32,667 --> 00:33:34,918
- So, do you think you just
- 988
- 00:33:32,667 --> 00:33:34,918
- insulted your sister?
- 989
- 00:33:35,250 --> 00:33:36,334
- [child] No.
- 990
- 00:33:38,792 --> 00:33:40,417
- [Allie sighing]
- 991
- 00:33:40,459 --> 00:33:46,709
- [woman] Is "like a girl"
- 992
- 00:33:40,459 --> 00:33:46,709
- a good thing?
- 993
- 00:33:46,751 --> 00:33:47,834
- [message tone]
- 994
- 00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:57,959
- [melodic music]
- 995
- 00:34:00,292 --> 00:34:02,709
- I feel like he's judging me.
- 996
- 00:34:02,751 --> 00:34:04,250
- Hmm... He is!
- 997
- 00:34:04,292 --> 00:34:05,667
- -[laughing]
- 998
- 00:34:04,292 --> 00:34:05,667
- -I don't care.
- 999
- 00:34:07,042 --> 00:34:08,167
- You know, sometimes
- 1000
- 00:34:07,042 --> 00:34:08,167
- it's kind of wild
- 1001
- 00:34:08,209 --> 00:34:10,083
- -to think about.
- 1002
- 00:34:08,209 --> 00:34:10,083
- -What?
- 1003
- 00:34:10,125 --> 00:34:12,584
- I don't know like all this.
- 1004
- 00:34:10,125 --> 00:34:12,584
- The Capitol,
- 1005
- 00:34:12,626 --> 00:34:14,667
- monuments, White House...
- 1006
- 00:34:15,459 --> 00:34:17,042
- all the huge decisions
- 1007
- 00:34:15,459 --> 00:34:17,042
- like they've made here
- 1008
- 00:34:17,083 --> 00:34:19,334
- while we're just worried
- 1009
- 00:34:17,083 --> 00:34:19,334
- about flipping cups
- 1010
- 00:34:19,375 --> 00:34:21,125
- and hooking up.
- 1011
- 00:34:21,167 --> 00:34:22,626
- You get dumb shit here too.
- 1012
- 00:34:25,918 --> 00:34:27,792
- [Pam sighing]
- 1013
- 00:34:28,250 --> 00:34:29,876
- [woman on recording]
- 1014
- 00:34:28,250 --> 00:34:29,876
- So last year
- 1015
- 00:34:28,250 --> 00:34:29,876
- I spent every working day
- 1016
- 00:34:29,918 --> 00:34:31,292
- trying to figure out where...
- 1017
- 00:34:31,709 --> 00:34:32,792
- Hey!
- 1018
- 00:34:33,375 --> 00:34:35,000
- What are you doing?
- 1019
- 00:34:35,042 --> 00:34:37,334
- Oh, I'm just getting a feel
- 1020
- 00:34:35,042 --> 00:34:37,334
- for the facts.
- 1021
- 00:34:37,375 --> 00:34:39,876
- Apparently I do,
- 1022
- 00:34:37,375 --> 00:34:39,876
- where a high school kid was...
- 1023
- 00:34:39,918 --> 00:34:41,334
- She has a nice voice.
- 1024
- 00:34:41,375 --> 00:34:43,209
- Yeah! Yeah, I like it too.
- 1025
- 00:34:45,209 --> 00:34:47,292
- -Hey, um, quick question?
- 1026
- 00:34:45,209 --> 00:34:47,292
- -Hmm.
- 1027
- 00:34:47,334 --> 00:34:49,083
- What do you think
- 1028
- 00:34:47,334 --> 00:34:49,083
- about Jay's testimony?
- 1029
- 00:34:49,125 --> 00:34:51,083
- I mean it seems
- 1030
- 00:34:49,125 --> 00:34:51,083
- pretty suspect, right?
- 1031
- 00:34:51,125 --> 00:34:54,000
- And this mister "S" guy,
- 1032
- 00:34:51,125 --> 00:34:54,000
- he's a real wild card,
- 1033
- 00:34:54,042 --> 00:34:56,167
- I mean who is he,
- 1034
- 00:34:54,042 --> 00:34:56,167
- where did he come from?
- 1035
- 00:34:58,125 --> 00:35:00,292
- I have no idea
- 1036
- 00:34:58,125 --> 00:35:00,292
- what you're talking about.
- 1037
- 00:35:01,959 --> 00:35:03,334
- [Allie] But... uh...
- 1038
- 00:35:04,334 --> 00:35:07,167
- [Allie] good luck... with this.
- 1039
- 00:35:13,792 --> 00:35:15,709
- -[man] I don't know.
- 1040
- 00:35:13,792 --> 00:35:15,709
- -[Luce] Come on!
- 1041
- 00:35:15,959 --> 00:35:18,667
- If you don't like it,
- 1042
- 00:35:15,959 --> 00:35:18,667
- if it hurts, we'll stop.
- 1043
- 00:35:19,167 --> 00:35:20,375
- Let's just try it.
- 1044
- 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,167
- [Daniel] Well, my siblings
- 1045
- 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,167
- all root for each other.
- 1046
- 00:35:43,417 --> 00:35:46,125
- My parents
- 1047
- 00:35:43,417 --> 00:35:46,125
- are still together and...
- 1048
- 00:35:46,876 --> 00:35:49,209
- unfortunately
- 1049
- 00:35:46,876 --> 00:35:49,209
- they still kiss in public...
- 1050
- 00:35:49,250 --> 00:35:50,709
- [Kort laughs]
- 1051
- 00:35:51,250 --> 00:35:53,959
- And oh, I always had to have
- 1052
- 00:35:51,250 --> 00:35:53,959
- the new gaming system, like...
- 1053
- 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,375
- right when they came out.
- 1054
- 00:35:56,542 --> 00:35:58,250
- -So you're a spoiled?
- 1055
- 00:35:56,542 --> 00:35:58,250
- -Oh god...
- 1056
- 00:35:58,500 --> 00:36:00,918
- I hate that word, but... yes.
- 1057
- 00:36:02,292 --> 00:36:04,459
- I like to think that
- 1058
- 00:36:02,292 --> 00:36:04,459
- I came from a good family.
- 1059
- 00:36:06,417 --> 00:36:08,500
- What about you? Are your...
- 1060
- 00:36:08,542 --> 00:36:09,667
- Are your parents happy?
- 1061
- 00:36:10,250 --> 00:36:12,209
- Yeah! They're happy it's just...
- 1062
- 00:36:12,250 --> 00:36:14,000
- not with each other.
- 1063
- 00:36:14,626 --> 00:36:15,709
- As simple as that?
- 1064
- 00:36:16,250 --> 00:36:17,292
- Yeah.
- 1065
- 00:36:19,918 --> 00:36:21,083
- Do you mind
- 1066
- 00:36:19,918 --> 00:36:21,083
- if I change the subject?
- 1067
- 00:36:21,125 --> 00:36:22,375
- Yes, please.
- 1068
- 00:36:22,417 --> 00:36:23,709
- [laughing]
- 1069
- 00:36:24,709 --> 00:36:27,000
- Oh, hey,
- 1070
- 00:36:24,709 --> 00:36:27,000
- what does Allie think of me?
- 1071
- 00:36:27,459 --> 00:36:29,375
- Did I... pass the test?
- 1072
- 00:36:30,334 --> 00:36:31,918
- I don't know.
- 1073
- 00:36:31,959 --> 00:36:33,250
- We don't really talk
- 1074
- 00:36:31,959 --> 00:36:33,250
- about you that much.
- 1075
- 00:36:37,125 --> 00:36:39,250
- [Allie singing]
- 1076
- 00:36:40,959 --> 00:36:42,959
- [sighing] So stupid!
- 1077
- 00:36:43,751 --> 00:36:46,584
- Oh, I'm famous, I'm pretty.
- 1078
- 00:36:46,626 --> 00:36:48,292
- Oh, I'm married.
- 1079
- 00:36:48,334 --> 00:36:49,334
- -Hey, Allie.
- 1080
- 00:36:48,334 --> 00:36:49,334
- -Hey.
- 1081
- 00:36:49,375 --> 00:36:50,834
- Whatever! Fuck you, Mom!
- 1082
- 00:36:51,083 --> 00:36:53,500
- I know it's your money,
- 1083
- 00:36:51,083 --> 00:36:53,500
- but it's my credit card.
- 1084
- 00:36:53,834 --> 00:36:55,292
- It has my name on it.
- 1085
- 00:36:55,334 --> 00:36:57,209
- [melodic music]
- 1086
- 00:36:57,250 --> 00:36:59,500
- Oh... Hello...
- 1087
- 00:37:08,751 --> 00:37:10,125
- [Daniel] Hey, Kort...
- 1088
- 00:37:10,417 --> 00:37:13,167
- [music intensifies]
- 1089
- 00:37:17,250 --> 00:37:18,667
- Um... Will you date me?
- 1090
- 00:37:20,334 --> 00:37:23,959
- [speech drown out
- 1091
- 00:37:20,334 --> 00:37:23,959
- by louder music]
- 1092
- 00:37:32,292 --> 00:37:33,792
- Okay, what are you thinking?
- 1093
- 00:37:35,918 --> 00:37:37,292
- I'm thinking...
- 1094
- 00:37:45,250 --> 00:37:46,500
- [door opening]
- 1095
- 00:37:48,542 --> 00:37:49,918
- What the fuck is this?
- 1096
- 00:37:49,959 --> 00:37:51,834
- -[Kort] What?
- 1097
- 00:37:49,959 --> 00:37:51,834
- -You're dating?
- 1098
- 00:37:52,584 --> 00:37:54,500
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- 1099
- 00:37:54,876 --> 00:37:56,000
- Hello.
- 1100
- 00:37:56,334 --> 00:37:57,375
- Hi.
- 1101
- 00:37:58,209 --> 00:37:59,959
- Kitchen! Yesterday!
- 1102
- 00:38:02,334 --> 00:38:03,375
- Allie...
- 1103
- 00:38:10,125 --> 00:38:11,792
- [Allie]
- 1104
- 00:38:10,125 --> 00:38:11,792
- Were you not even going
- 1105
- 00:38:10,125 --> 00:38:11,792
- to tell me about this?
- 1106
- 00:38:11,834 --> 00:38:13,125
- [Kort] What are you
- 1107
- 00:38:11,834 --> 00:38:13,125
- talking about?
- 1108
- 00:38:13,167 --> 00:38:15,000
- It just happened
- 1109
- 00:38:13,167 --> 00:38:15,000
- ten minutes ago.
- 1110
- 00:38:19,500 --> 00:38:21,042
- I thought you'd be happy for me.
- 1111
- 00:38:23,292 --> 00:38:24,375
- I am.
- 1112
- 00:38:28,167 --> 00:38:29,417
- Seriously, I am.
- 1113
- 00:38:31,751 --> 00:38:34,000
- Now, I want you to notice
- 1114
- 00:38:36,584 --> 00:38:38,792
- both on the front end,
- 1115
- 00:38:36,584 --> 00:38:38,792
- and on the back.
- 1116
- 00:38:39,542 --> 00:38:42,250
- For example,
- 1117
- 00:38:39,542 --> 00:38:42,250
- if the factory is operating
- 1118
- 00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:45,751
- at its optimal capacity,
- 1119
- 00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:45,751
- and there are zero bottlenecks,
- 1120
- 00:38:46,209 --> 00:38:47,834
- everything should be fine,
- 1121
- 00:38:46,209 --> 00:38:47,834
- right?
- 1122
- 00:38:49,459 --> 00:38:50,417
- Wrong!
- 1123
- 00:38:50,459 --> 00:38:52,250
- Because, even if
- 1124
- 00:38:52,542 --> 00:38:54,709
- everything has been taken
- 1125
- 00:38:52,542 --> 00:38:54,709
- care of on the front end,
- 1126
- 00:38:58,959 --> 00:39:01,500
- Now, what am I talking about?
- 1127
- 00:38:58,959 --> 00:39:01,500
- Daniel!
- 1128
- 00:39:03,959 --> 00:39:05,125
- Um...
- 1129
- 00:39:09,375 --> 00:39:11,209
- Exactly! Elaborate.
- 1130
- 00:39:13,209 --> 00:39:14,542
- Um...
- 1131
- 00:39:17,417 --> 00:39:21,667
- It's kind of like
- 1132
- 00:39:17,417 --> 00:39:21,667
- when your factory,
- 1133
- 00:39:22,042 --> 00:39:23,417
- it makes stuff,
- 1134
- 00:39:24,876 --> 00:39:26,584
- but at the same time
- 1135
- 00:39:28,834 --> 00:39:33,542
- enough other stuff to keep
- 1136
- 00:39:28,834 --> 00:39:33,542
- all the machines happy.
- 1137
- 00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:39,292
- Right?
- 1138
- 00:39:41,250 --> 00:39:42,667
- [whispering] You're an idiot!
- 1139
- 00:39:45,250 --> 00:39:46,751
- Not as far off
- 1140
- 00:39:45,250 --> 00:39:46,751
- as you would think.
- 1141
- 00:39:47,209 --> 00:39:48,626
- To the big board.
- 1142
- 00:39:48,667 --> 00:39:50,209
- [melodic music resumes]
- 1143
- 00:39:50,250 --> 00:39:51,292
- Huh!
- 1144
- 00:40:02,250 --> 00:40:08,042
- [Allie humming then whistling]
- 1145
- 00:40:14,834 --> 00:40:18,167
- Mmm, look at this little cup
- 1146
- 00:40:14,834 --> 00:40:18,167
- of fuck pudding!
- 1147
- 00:40:19,375 --> 00:40:20,751
- Mmm...
- 1148
- 00:40:21,083 --> 00:40:23,417
- I'd like to give you a tour
- 1149
- 00:40:21,083 --> 00:40:23,417
- of this campus!
- 1150
- 00:40:24,417 --> 00:40:26,334
- Are those jeans from Europe?
- 1151
- 00:40:26,918 --> 00:40:28,417
- Just kidding, come back!
- 1152
- 00:40:41,959 --> 00:40:43,334
- Who are you listening to?
- 1153
- 00:40:43,667 --> 00:40:44,792
- Um... Nelly...
- 1154
- 00:40:46,083 --> 00:40:47,042
- Furtado.
- 1155
- 00:40:47,500 --> 00:40:48,959
- What?
- 1156
- 00:41:13,542 --> 00:41:15,292
- [Kort] Oh, this is cute!
- 1157
- 00:41:15,334 --> 00:41:17,542
- -Do you want to try that on?
- 1158
- 00:41:15,334 --> 00:41:17,542
- -Oh, no that's okay.
- 1159
- 00:41:17,584 --> 00:41:19,000
- -Sure?
- 1160
- 00:41:17,584 --> 00:41:19,000
- -[Daniel] Why not, come on!
- 1161
- 00:41:19,459 --> 00:41:20,500
- It'll look good on you.
- 1162
- 00:41:22,500 --> 00:41:23,959
- Why don't you try something on?
- 1163
- 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,209
- [laughing]
- 1164
- 00:41:26,626 --> 00:41:28,125
- [laughing]
- 1165
- 00:41:28,584 --> 00:41:31,042
- I just... I don't think
- 1166
- 00:41:28,584 --> 00:41:31,042
- it's sitting on me quite right.
- 1167
- 00:41:32,459 --> 00:41:34,209
- [seller] I know something
- 1168
- 00:41:32,459 --> 00:41:34,209
- that will sit on you!
- 1169
- 00:41:35,083 --> 00:41:36,626
- -Honey, no!
- 1170
- 00:41:35,083 --> 00:41:36,626
- -What?
- 1171
- 00:41:38,584 --> 00:41:39,626
- It's legal now!
- 1172
- 00:41:40,375 --> 00:41:42,459
- [Allie humming]
- 1173
- 00:41:54,876 --> 00:41:56,083
- What are you doing? Stop!
- 1174
- 00:41:56,125 --> 00:41:57,459
- I do not respond well to this.
- 1175
- 00:41:57,500 --> 00:41:59,334
- [laughing] What?
- 1176
- 00:41:59,375 --> 00:42:00,667
- Come on, do it for me.
- 1177
- 00:42:00,918 --> 00:42:01,959
- D-Man.
- 1178
- 00:42:02,375 --> 00:42:03,542
- Who is D-Man?
- 1179
- 00:42:03,918 --> 00:42:05,876
- -It's just what they
- 1180
- 00:42:03,918 --> 00:42:05,876
- used to call me
- 1181
- 00:42:05,918 --> 00:42:07,584
- back in the hood.
- 1182
- 00:42:08,709 --> 00:42:09,876
- [Kort] Give me the spoon!
- 1183
- 00:42:10,876 --> 00:42:12,375
- I will take the spoon!
- 1184
- 00:42:12,417 --> 00:42:13,918
- [Daniel] Come on,
- 1185
- 00:42:12,417 --> 00:42:13,918
- that's not fun.
- 1186
- 00:42:13,959 --> 00:42:15,042
- That's no fun.
- 1187
- 00:42:15,667 --> 00:42:17,000
- [Allie] Mmm...
- 1188
- 00:42:17,918 --> 00:42:19,209
- It's so good!
- 1189
- 00:42:28,250 --> 00:42:30,709
- -[car honking]
- 1190
- 00:42:28,250 --> 00:42:30,709
- -Go fuck yourself!
- 1191
- 00:42:34,834 --> 00:42:36,626
- So, you've really never
- 1192
- 00:42:34,834 --> 00:42:36,626
- played before?
- 1193
- 00:42:37,083 --> 00:42:38,167
- Nope!
- 1194
- 00:42:41,584 --> 00:42:43,292
- -Okay.
- 1195
- 00:42:41,584 --> 00:42:43,292
- -What I'm doing right here
- 1196
- 00:42:43,334 --> 00:42:44,834
- is called cradling.
- 1197
- 00:42:44,876 --> 00:42:46,083
- -Okay.
- 1198
- 00:42:44,876 --> 00:42:46,083
- -So, it's like as if you were,
- 1199
- 00:42:46,125 --> 00:42:47,584
- -you know--
- 1200
- 00:42:46,125 --> 00:42:47,584
- -Cradling.
- 1201
- 00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:50,959
- [Daniel] I'm going to toss you
- 1202
- 00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:50,959
- the ball now.
- 1203
- 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,834
- So just kind of accept it
- 1204
- 00:42:52,876 --> 00:42:55,500
- as opposed to trying to catch
- 1205
- 00:42:52,876 --> 00:42:55,500
- it as if you're a statue.
- 1206
- 00:42:55,542 --> 00:42:57,125
- -Okay. Like this?
- 1207
- 00:42:55,542 --> 00:42:57,125
- -[Daniel] Right?
- 1208
- 00:42:57,167 --> 00:42:58,334
- -[Daniel] Yes.
- 1209
- 00:42:57,167 --> 00:42:58,334
- -Okay.
- 1210
- 00:43:02,417 --> 00:43:04,209
- -I'm impressed!
- 1211
- 00:43:02,417 --> 00:43:04,209
- -Beginner's luck!
- 1212
- 00:43:07,417 --> 00:43:08,500
- take it back as--
- 1213
- 00:43:09,083 --> 00:43:10,417
- [Kort laughing]
- 1214
- 00:43:11,292 --> 00:43:14,584
- I... I got in
- 1215
- 00:43:11,292 --> 00:43:14,584
- on a lacrosse scholarship!
- 1216
- 00:43:14,876 --> 00:43:16,292
- -Hmm.
- 1217
- 00:43:14,876 --> 00:43:16,292
- -Allie too.
- 1218
- 00:43:16,751 --> 00:43:18,417
- [Daniel] So now
- 1219
- 00:43:16,751 --> 00:43:18,417
- we have trust issues.
- 1220
- 00:43:18,459 --> 00:43:20,209
- So, thank you for that!
- 1221
- 00:43:20,250 --> 00:43:21,375
- [laughing]
- 1222
- 00:43:42,250 --> 00:43:43,626
- [Daniel] So, why did you quit?
- 1223
- 00:43:44,417 --> 00:43:45,459
- [Kort] I don't know...
- 1224
- 00:43:47,834 --> 00:43:49,959
- I mean, I like lacrosse,
- 1225
- 00:43:47,834 --> 00:43:49,959
- it's just...
- 1226
- 00:43:50,626 --> 00:43:52,834
- college sports
- 1227
- 00:43:50,626 --> 00:43:52,834
- are a lot of work, you know?
- 1228
- 00:43:53,417 --> 00:43:55,459
- I just don't know
- 1229
- 00:43:53,417 --> 00:43:55,459
- if it's really worth it.
- 1230
- 00:43:57,459 --> 00:43:58,792
- For me, at least.
- 1231
- 00:43:59,876 --> 00:44:01,334
- But it got me into a school
- 1232
- 00:44:01,375 --> 00:44:02,709
- I probably shouldn't
- 1233
- 00:44:01,375 --> 00:44:02,709
- have gotten into.
- 1234
- 00:44:02,751 --> 00:44:03,959
- [Daniel laughing]
- 1235
- 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,125
- I knew it!
- 1236
- 00:44:05,709 --> 00:44:06,792
- [Kort] What?
- 1237
- 00:44:07,959 --> 00:44:09,167
- I knew that you were dumb.
- 1238
- 00:44:09,209 --> 00:44:10,459
- -I knew it!
- 1239
- 00:44:09,209 --> 00:44:10,459
- -I'm dumb?
- 1240
- 00:44:10,500 --> 00:44:11,751
- [Daniel] I just knew it!
- 1241
- 00:44:12,417 --> 00:44:13,500
- Rude!
- 1242
- 00:44:14,459 --> 00:44:15,751
- [Daniel] I'm joking.
- 1243
- 00:44:16,834 --> 00:44:17,959
- What about Allie?
- 1244
- 00:44:18,209 --> 00:44:19,751
- Did she just quit
- 1245
- 00:44:18,209 --> 00:44:19,751
- because you quit?
- 1246
- 00:44:20,626 --> 00:44:22,542
- [Kort] To be fair, no.
- 1247
- 00:44:26,125 --> 00:44:29,667
- I just think she's... lazy.
- 1248
- 00:44:37,626 --> 00:44:38,751
- Hey, Pam!
- 1249
- 00:44:38,792 --> 00:44:39,876
- Yeah?
- 1250
- 00:44:42,083 --> 00:44:44,000
- Have you ever felt like...
- 1251
- 00:44:45,083 --> 00:44:46,459
- you're happy for someone...
- 1252
- 00:44:47,834 --> 00:44:49,125
- uh, you know, like...
- 1253
- 00:44:50,626 --> 00:44:52,250
- like you're happy for someone...
- 1254
- 00:44:53,292 --> 00:44:55,209
- I mean you're completely
- 1255
- 00:44:53,292 --> 00:44:55,209
- happy for them,
- 1256
- 00:44:55,834 --> 00:44:57,209
- but you're like...
- 1257
- 00:44:58,751 --> 00:44:59,792
- want what they have...
- 1258
- 00:44:59,834 --> 00:45:01,584
- Oh! Yeah!
- 1259
- 00:45:01,626 --> 00:45:03,918
- [laughs] I'm jealous
- 1260
- 00:45:01,626 --> 00:45:03,918
- all the time!
- 1261
- 00:45:03,959 --> 00:45:05,417
- -No!
- 1262
- 00:45:03,959 --> 00:45:05,417
- -I mean I'm jealous of you
- 1263
- 00:45:05,459 --> 00:45:06,751
- for being funnier than me.
- 1264
- 00:45:06,792 --> 00:45:08,626
- And Kort for being prettier,
- 1265
- 00:45:08,667 --> 00:45:10,751
- and Mary for eating less
- 1266
- 00:45:08,667 --> 00:45:10,751
- than me at dinner.
- 1267
- 00:45:10,792 --> 00:45:13,709
- And Luce for sexting
- 1268
- 00:45:10,792 --> 00:45:13,709
- all the lacrosse guys,
- 1269
- 00:45:13,751 --> 00:45:15,751
- even though I do find it
- 1270
- 00:45:13,751 --> 00:45:15,751
- morally questionable,
- 1271
- 00:45:15,792 --> 00:45:18,334
- slash, would secretly
- 1272
- 00:45:15,792 --> 00:45:18,334
- do the same.
- 1273
- 00:45:18,918 --> 00:45:22,292
- And Jen for saying
- 1274
- 00:45:18,918 --> 00:45:22,292
- the shit that I think
- 1275
- 00:45:22,334 --> 00:45:24,250
- but I'm actually
- 1276
- 00:45:22,334 --> 00:45:24,250
- too scared to say.
- 1277
- 00:45:25,292 --> 00:45:26,375
- Huh!
- 1278
- 00:45:27,959 --> 00:45:29,000
- Why, what's up?
- 1279
- 00:45:30,584 --> 00:45:31,626
- Nothing!
- 1280
- 00:45:34,459 --> 00:45:35,959
- Okay, well...
- 1281
- 00:45:36,292 --> 00:45:37,959
- I'm going to go do some laundry.
- 1282
- 00:45:39,125 --> 00:45:40,167
- Bye.
- 1283
- 00:45:54,250 --> 00:45:55,709
- [sighing]
- 1284
- 00:45:58,751 --> 00:46:02,542
- [reflective music]
- 1285
- 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:20,500
- [Kort] Hey, Allie!
- 1286
- 00:46:20,542 --> 00:46:22,667
- Daniel and I are going to go
- 1287
- 00:46:20,542 --> 00:46:22,667
- and catch a movie if you want--
- 1288
- 00:46:33,292 --> 00:46:34,542
- I'm so sorry.
- 1289
- 00:46:35,876 --> 00:46:37,209
- Hey, Mar!
- 1290
- 00:46:37,250 --> 00:46:38,500
- -Hey... um...
- 1291
- 00:46:37,250 --> 00:46:38,500
- -What's going on?
- 1292
- 00:46:38,542 --> 00:46:40,500
- Can I talk to you for a second?
- 1293
- 00:46:40,542 --> 00:46:41,626
- Yeah?
- 1294
- 00:46:42,417 --> 00:46:43,667
- Okay... um...
- 1295
- 00:46:45,083 --> 00:46:46,667
- Daniel was in my dream
- 1296
- 00:46:45,083 --> 00:46:46,667
- last night.
- 1297
- 00:46:48,542 --> 00:46:50,792
- We were in South Carolina
- 1298
- 00:46:48,542 --> 00:46:50,792
- eating Chick-fil-A,
- 1299
- 00:46:51,876 --> 00:46:53,459
- even though it was a Sunday,
- 1300
- 00:46:53,500 --> 00:46:56,417
- and it started out slow,
- 1301
- 00:46:53,500 --> 00:46:56,417
- but by the end of it
- 1302
- 00:46:56,792 --> 00:46:59,209
- he had me kind of over
- 1303
- 00:46:56,792 --> 00:46:59,209
- the back of his Chevy
- 1304
- 00:46:59,250 --> 00:47:01,500
- and was raw dogging me,
- 1305
- 00:46:59,250 --> 00:47:01,500
- on the hood.
- 1306
- 00:47:03,542 --> 00:47:04,792
- I'm really sorry.
- 1307
- 00:47:07,125 --> 00:47:08,209
- Okay...
- 1308
- 00:47:09,542 --> 00:47:12,876
- Thank you for... being honest.
- 1309
- 00:47:18,250 --> 00:47:19,375
- What?
- 1310
- 00:47:33,792 --> 00:47:36,292
- [oil sizzling]
- 1311
- 00:47:39,334 --> 00:47:41,542
- Oh, fancy seeing you here!
- 1312
- 00:47:42,751 --> 00:47:44,167
- What's that supposed to mean?
- 1313
- 00:47:44,542 --> 00:47:45,584
- Nothing, I just...
- 1314
- 00:47:48,584 --> 00:47:50,250
- Crazy!
- 1315
- 00:47:50,292 --> 00:47:52,542
- But... I think I have
- 1316
- 00:47:50,292 --> 00:47:52,542
- something fun for us!
- 1317
- 00:47:53,751 --> 00:47:54,709
- Oh yeah?
- 1318
- 00:47:55,209 --> 00:47:56,626
- You want cheese on this, right?
- 1319
- 00:47:57,042 --> 00:47:58,959
- Yes, please.
- 1320
- 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:02,500
- Okay. So, Daniel's friend,
- 1321
- 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:02,500
- also name is Daniel, actually,
- 1322
- 00:48:02,542 --> 00:48:06,584
- is renting out the [unclear]
- 1323
- 00:48:02,542 --> 00:48:06,584
- for his birthday,
- 1324
- 00:48:02,542 --> 00:48:06,584
- and he wants all of us to come.
- 1325
- 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:08,125
- Are they going to be boys there?
- 1326
- 00:48:08,167 --> 00:48:09,542
- [Kort] Um... tons!
- 1327
- 00:48:09,918 --> 00:48:11,292
- Okay, I'm listening.
- 1328
- 00:48:11,626 --> 00:48:15,083
- Okay, so it's this Sunday,
- 1329
- 00:48:11,626 --> 00:48:15,083
- nine o'clock.
- 1330
- 00:48:16,209 --> 00:48:18,417
- I know, he's like one of those
- 1331
- 00:48:16,209 --> 00:48:18,417
- has to celebrate his birthday
- 1332
- 00:48:18,459 --> 00:48:19,876
- on his birthday types.
- 1333
- 00:48:19,918 --> 00:48:20,959
- Eww!
- 1334
- 00:48:23,250 --> 00:48:25,083
- Okay, well, can we do
- 1335
- 00:48:23,250 --> 00:48:25,083
- a girl's day before?
- 1336
- 00:48:26,083 --> 00:48:28,417
- Um... I actually told Daniel
- 1337
- 00:48:28,459 --> 00:48:30,751
- I'd go to the Skins game
- 1338
- 00:48:28,459 --> 00:48:30,751
- with him.
- 1339
- 00:48:31,626 --> 00:48:33,792
- You're calling them
- 1340
- 00:48:31,626 --> 00:48:33,792
- the Skins now?
- 1341
- 00:48:37,167 --> 00:48:39,459
- Okay. Well, will you still
- 1342
- 00:48:37,167 --> 00:48:39,459
- help me to get ready?
- 1343
- 00:48:40,125 --> 00:48:41,626
- Duh! It's a one o'clock game.
- 1344
- 00:48:42,417 --> 00:48:43,459
- Okay.
- 1345
- 00:48:48,459 --> 00:48:49,626
- Do you think like...
- 1346
- 00:48:52,375 --> 00:48:54,125
- I don't know,
- 1347
- 00:48:52,375 --> 00:48:54,125
- do you think she likes him
- 1348
- 00:48:54,167 --> 00:48:55,167
- more than me?
- 1349
- 00:48:57,792 --> 00:48:59,167
- No, you're right, you're right!
- 1350
- 00:48:59,209 --> 00:49:00,209
- That's stupid!
- 1351
- 00:49:01,334 --> 00:49:02,375
- I just...
- 1352
- 00:49:02,834 --> 00:49:03,876
- I don't know, I get...
- 1353
- 00:49:04,959 --> 00:49:06,584
- I get self-conscious,
- 1354
- 00:49:04,959 --> 00:49:06,584
- 'cause like...
- 1355
- 00:49:08,459 --> 00:49:10,250
- I feel like he's replacing me.
- 1356
- 00:49:11,834 --> 00:49:13,167
- Do you think he is replacing me?
- 1357
- 00:49:15,250 --> 00:49:16,459
- Come on, Will!
- 1358
- 00:49:16,876 --> 00:49:18,375
- [Will] I've got to go!
- 1359
- 00:49:18,417 --> 00:49:21,584
- What the fuck,
- 1360
- 00:49:18,417 --> 00:49:21,584
- I was talking to him!
- 1361
- 00:49:23,876 --> 00:49:25,334
- [Allie] You don't even care!
- 1362
- 00:49:29,667 --> 00:49:30,959
- Oh shit!
- 1363
- 00:49:33,542 --> 00:49:36,500
- [leisurely music]
- 1364
- 00:49:54,292 --> 00:49:55,542
- You want to see me?
- 1365
- 00:49:57,125 --> 00:50:02,542
- At 11:30, aka 30 minutes ago,
- 1366
- 00:49:57,125 --> 00:50:02,542
- and no, it's my job to see you,
- 1367
- 00:50:02,584 --> 00:50:04,250
- by no means
- 1368
- 00:50:02,584 --> 00:50:04,250
- do I want to be here.
- 1369
- 00:50:04,292 --> 00:50:05,334
- Sit down!
- 1370
- 00:50:11,209 --> 00:50:14,876
- So, it appears that
- 1371
- 00:50:11,209 --> 00:50:14,876
- this being tardy thing
- 1372
- 00:50:15,417 --> 00:50:17,209
- is becoming a bit of an issue.
- 1373
- 00:50:20,709 --> 00:50:23,459
- who wrote,
- 1374
- 00:50:20,709 --> 00:50:23,459
- "It's almost as though
- 1375
- 00:50:23,500 --> 00:50:25,334
- she's trying to be late."
- 1376
- 00:50:27,292 --> 00:50:28,626
- Do you have anything to say?
- 1377
- 00:50:30,876 --> 00:50:31,918
- [counsellor] Uh-hm.
- 1378
- 00:50:32,459 --> 00:50:34,042
- You do realize that
- 1379
- 00:50:34,083 --> 00:50:36,542
- just as in life,
- 1380
- 00:50:34,083 --> 00:50:36,542
- this type of behavior
- 1381
- 00:50:36,584 --> 00:50:37,918
- does have consequences?
- 1382
- 00:50:39,834 --> 00:50:41,125
- Yeah, I mean, I thought,
- 1383
- 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,834
- I don't really
- 1384
- 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,834
- don't have to go to class.
- 1385
- 00:50:47,083 --> 00:50:50,751
- Well... you don't
- 1386
- 00:50:47,083 --> 00:50:50,751
- have to do anything.
- 1387
- 00:50:52,250 --> 00:50:54,792
- I don't have to...
- 1388
- 00:50:56,375 --> 00:50:57,751
- mow my lawn.
- 1389
- 00:50:58,375 --> 00:50:59,375
- But I do!
- 1390
- 00:51:00,292 --> 00:51:02,834
- Because it keeps
- 1391
- 00:51:00,292 --> 00:51:02,834
- my neighbors happy.
- 1392
- 00:51:03,918 --> 00:51:06,584
- Was that... an innuendo?
- 1393
- 00:51:06,626 --> 00:51:09,959
- The point is,
- 1394
- 00:51:06,626 --> 00:51:09,959
- if you don't take action,
- 1395
- 00:51:10,792 --> 00:51:12,209
- more often than not,
- 1396
- 00:51:12,542 --> 00:51:14,792
- these things tend to
- 1397
- 00:51:12,542 --> 00:51:14,792
- come back and bite you.
- 1398
- 00:51:16,167 --> 00:51:19,292
- And... not in a good...
- 1399
- 00:51:19,792 --> 00:51:23,000
- "Oh, that feels nice"
- 1400
- 00:51:19,792 --> 00:51:23,000
- kind of way!
- 1401
- 00:51:25,375 --> 00:51:26,709
- I think we're done here!
- 1402
- 00:51:27,542 --> 00:51:28,709
- Oh, okay.
- 1403
- 00:51:32,083 --> 00:51:33,542
- So, do you want to eat first,
- 1404
- 00:51:33,584 --> 00:51:34,959
- or do you want
- 1405
- 00:51:33,584 --> 00:51:34,959
- to grab food there?
- 1406
- 00:51:38,667 --> 00:51:40,751
- Well I don't want
- 1407
- 00:51:38,667 --> 00:51:40,751
- to really eat hotdogs, so...
- 1408
- 00:51:41,959 --> 00:51:43,083
- Hold on one second.
- 1409
- 00:51:43,375 --> 00:51:45,042
- What's up?
- 1410
- 00:51:45,083 --> 00:51:46,417
- I'm just going to get
- 1411
- 00:51:45,083 --> 00:51:46,417
- my nails done, but...
- 1412
- 00:51:46,459 --> 00:51:47,792
- I wanted to say have fun
- 1413
- 00:51:46,459 --> 00:51:47,792
- at the game.
- 1414
- 00:51:47,834 --> 00:51:49,334
- Cool! Thanks. You too.
- 1415
- 00:51:49,626 --> 00:51:52,542
- Um... Alright. See you later.
- 1416
- 00:51:53,375 --> 00:51:55,959
- Sorry.... Yeah.
- 1417
- 00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:57,334
- Yeah, we can get Chinese.
- 1418
- 00:52:01,918 --> 00:52:06,000
- [leisurely music]
- 1419
- 00:52:37,459 --> 00:52:38,834
- You excited for tonight?
- 1420
- 00:52:39,375 --> 00:52:40,626
- Yeah, I guess.
- 1421
- 00:52:43,042 --> 00:52:44,459
- A little nervous, actually.
- 1422
- 00:52:49,125 --> 00:52:50,542
- Allie, can I be frank?
- 1423
- 00:52:51,167 --> 00:52:52,250
- Yeah.
- 1424
- 00:52:53,709 --> 00:52:54,959
- You're a little boy crazy.
- 1425
- 00:52:55,709 --> 00:52:56,918
- What?
- 1426
- 00:52:57,334 --> 00:52:59,292
- You torture yourself
- 1427
- 00:52:57,334 --> 00:52:59,292
- over all this shit,
- 1428
- 00:52:59,334 --> 00:53:00,918
- and I really don't know why?
- 1429
- 00:53:01,584 --> 00:53:02,667
- I mean...
- 1430
- 00:53:03,459 --> 00:53:07,000
- sex, love, having a boyfriend,
- 1431
- 00:53:07,042 --> 00:53:08,792
- it's... supposed to be fun.
- 1432
- 00:53:13,584 --> 00:53:14,834
- I like the game!
- 1433
- 00:53:15,792 --> 00:53:17,334
- I like to flirt,
- 1434
- 00:53:15,792 --> 00:53:17,334
- I like the chase,
- 1435
- 00:53:21,459 --> 00:53:23,709
- And maybe that's you,
- 1436
- 00:53:21,459 --> 00:53:23,709
- maybe it's not, I don't know.
- 1437
- 00:53:24,083 --> 00:53:26,334
- But, that's for you
- 1438
- 00:53:24,083 --> 00:53:26,334
- to figure out.
- 1439
- 00:53:29,876 --> 00:53:32,500
- Just don't live off
- 1440
- 00:53:29,876 --> 00:53:32,500
- the world's ideals because
- 1441
- 00:53:32,542 --> 00:53:34,500
- most of them
- 1442
- 00:53:32,542 --> 00:53:34,500
- are just a bunch of bullshit.
- 1443
- 00:53:35,959 --> 00:53:38,000
- [cell phone ringing]
- 1444
- 00:53:39,292 --> 00:53:41,083
- There's no more
- 1445
- 00:53:39,292 --> 00:53:41,083
- rule book, Allie.
- 1446
- 00:53:44,667 --> 00:53:46,125
- Let's go with black.
- 1447
- 00:54:13,292 --> 00:54:14,876
- Hey, Allie!
- 1448
- 00:54:15,709 --> 00:54:16,792
- Hi.
- 1449
- 00:54:17,792 --> 00:54:19,083
- Can I have one of those?
- 1450
- 00:54:23,500 --> 00:54:25,209
- Yep. Your usual.
- 1451
- 00:54:25,459 --> 00:54:28,876
- And then, maybe one of those.
- 1452
- 00:54:30,209 --> 00:54:32,250
- Ah, you're getting
- 1453
- 00:54:30,209 --> 00:54:32,250
- adventurous on me.
- 1454
- 00:54:33,209 --> 00:54:35,417
- Yep. Just gone crazy.
- 1455
- 00:54:37,042 --> 00:54:39,584
- [woman on recording]
- 1456
- 00:54:37,042 --> 00:54:39,584
- Don't tell me Jay was scared.
- 1457
- 00:54:37,042 --> 00:54:39,584
- Don't tell me...
- 1458
- 00:54:41,792 --> 00:54:43,709
- -Hey, is Kort around?
- 1459
- 00:54:41,792 --> 00:54:43,709
- -Oh yeah,
- 1460
- 00:54:41,792 --> 00:54:43,709
- I think she's in her room.
- 1461
- 00:54:43,751 --> 00:54:45,375
- Okay.
- 1462
- 00:54:45,417 --> 00:54:46,667
- We didn't have them
- 1463
- 00:54:45,417 --> 00:54:46,667
- 15 years ago.
- 1464
- 00:54:47,042 --> 00:54:48,292
- And we still
- 1465
- 00:54:47,042 --> 00:54:48,292
- don't have them now.
- 1466
- 00:54:49,209 --> 00:54:50,292
- What?
- 1467
- 00:54:53,042 --> 00:54:54,250
- Is this a joke?
- 1468
- 00:54:55,417 --> 00:54:58,500
- Finish the GD story, sweetheart!
- 1469
- 00:54:58,542 --> 00:55:01,542
- [credits being read]
- 1470
- 00:55:01,918 --> 00:55:03,584
- Who does this?
- 1471
- 00:55:03,626 --> 00:55:06,375
- Dude, I'm sorry,
- 1472
- 00:55:03,626 --> 00:55:06,375
- that pedicure took forever.
- 1473
- 00:55:06,417 --> 00:55:08,000
- I'm just going to shower
- 1474
- 00:55:06,417 --> 00:55:08,000
- really quick,
- 1475
- 00:55:08,042 --> 00:55:09,667
- I swear I'm not even
- 1476
- 00:55:08,042 --> 00:55:09,667
- going to masturbate.
- 1477
- 00:55:09,709 --> 00:55:11,250
- Just kidding, no promises.
- 1478
- 00:55:11,626 --> 00:55:14,876
- [fast paced music]
- 1479
- 00:55:11,626 --> 00:55:14,876
- [water running]
- 1480
- 00:55:14,918 --> 00:55:16,959
- Whore, don't even act
- 1481
- 00:55:14,918 --> 00:55:16,959
- that you're not impressed,
- 1482
- 00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:19,125
- I was less than five minutes.
- 1483
- 00:55:19,709 --> 00:55:21,500
- Okay, okay, so I'm thinking
- 1484
- 00:55:19,709 --> 00:55:21,500
- about going
- 1485
- 00:55:21,542 --> 00:55:23,000
- super scandalous tonight,
- 1486
- 00:55:23,042 --> 00:55:24,083
- I'm going to let
- 1487
- 00:55:23,042 --> 00:55:24,083
- these ass cheeks
- 1488
- 00:55:24,125 --> 00:55:25,667
- leak out a little bit.
- 1489
- 00:55:25,709 --> 00:55:27,209
- Whatever, just tell me
- 1490
- 00:55:25,709 --> 00:55:27,209
- what you think.
- 1491
- 00:55:28,751 --> 00:55:29,667
- Oh!
- 1492
- 00:55:34,834 --> 00:55:36,792
- ♪ I get so excited ♪
- 1493
- 00:55:36,834 --> 00:55:39,000
- ["Girls" by Makio]
- 1494
- 00:55:39,042 --> 00:55:41,417
- Guys, dudes, let her chose!
- 1495
- 00:55:39,042 --> 00:55:41,417
- Let her chose!
- 1496
- 00:55:41,459 --> 00:55:42,959
- I don't care if she's your babe.
- 1497
- 00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:44,918
- -There's no easy buckets.
- 1498
- 00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:44,918
- -No easy buckets.
- 1499
- 00:55:44,959 --> 00:55:46,459
- -No easy buckets!
- 1500
- 00:55:44,959 --> 00:55:46,459
- -Uh-uh.
- 1501
- 00:55:46,709 --> 00:55:48,584
- Kort, could you please
- 1502
- 00:55:46,709 --> 00:55:48,584
- shut these guys up?
- 1503
- 00:55:49,834 --> 00:55:51,667
- Yeah, bring it, bring it!
- 1504
- 00:55:53,626 --> 00:55:56,792
- [cheering]
- 1505
- 00:55:57,292 --> 00:55:58,375
- Bro!
- 1506
- 00:55:58,751 --> 00:56:01,626
- [tapping]
- 1507
- 00:56:01,667 --> 00:56:05,417
- You know, I definitely
- 1508
- 00:56:01,667 --> 00:56:05,417
- prefer wine over beer.
- 1509
- 00:56:06,209 --> 00:56:07,751
- It just makes me feel more...
- 1510
- 00:56:08,667 --> 00:56:10,125
- more like a lady!
- 1511
- 00:56:10,167 --> 00:56:11,417
- [giggling]
- 1512
- 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:13,792
- You know, more sophisticated.
- 1513
- 00:56:15,584 --> 00:56:17,167
- Kind of...
- 1514
- 00:56:17,209 --> 00:56:19,959
- I read a study that says
- 1515
- 00:56:17,209 --> 00:56:19,959
- it's rich in probiotics.
- 1516
- 00:56:21,250 --> 00:56:22,959
- Plus it helps me get fucked up.
- 1517
- 00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:24,209
- [laughing]
- 1518
- 00:56:24,250 --> 00:56:25,626
- [Allie] Cheers to that.
- 1519
- 00:56:26,167 --> 00:56:28,751
- [unintelligible chatter]
- 1520
- 00:56:32,375 --> 00:56:33,709
- Does my hair look all right?
- 1521
- 00:56:34,709 --> 00:56:36,042
- Yeah, solid!
- 1522
- 00:56:36,292 --> 00:56:38,167
- Nice!
- 1523
- 00:56:36,292 --> 00:56:38,167
- I just switched products, so...
- 1524
- 00:56:39,209 --> 00:56:40,334
- [laughing]
- 1525
- 00:56:45,626 --> 00:56:47,626
- [Luce] Allie, what's the deal,
- 1526
- 00:56:45,626 --> 00:56:47,626
- why aren't you dressed?
- 1527
- 00:56:47,667 --> 00:56:49,042
- Yeah, I'm fine.
- 1528
- 00:56:50,417 --> 00:56:51,918
- Oh I'm just... Um...
- 1529
- 00:56:52,209 --> 00:56:54,167
- waiting for Kort,
- 1530
- 00:56:52,209 --> 00:56:54,167
- because I told her
- 1531
- 00:56:54,209 --> 00:56:55,751
- that I would help her
- 1532
- 00:56:54,209 --> 00:56:55,751
- get dressed.
- 1533
- 00:56:56,292 --> 00:56:57,459
- You know how we do.
- 1534
- 00:56:58,417 --> 00:56:59,626
- Hmm!
- 1535
- 00:56:59,667 --> 00:57:02,083
- Oh, shit!
- 1536
- 00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,959
- I totally forgot to relay.
- 1537
- 00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,959
- Okay, so I talked to Kort,
- 1538
- 00:57:09,125 --> 00:57:12,209
- beer pong tournament
- 1539
- 00:57:09,125 --> 00:57:12,209
- thingy with Daniel,
- 1540
- 00:57:12,250 --> 00:57:14,375
- at a completely
- 1541
- 00:57:12,250 --> 00:57:14,375
- different location.
- 1542
- 00:57:14,417 --> 00:57:16,584
- So, she's just going
- 1543
- 00:57:14,417 --> 00:57:16,584
- to have to meet at the party.
- 1544
- 00:57:21,042 --> 00:57:23,459
- Give me that fucking wine.
- 1545
- 00:57:23,500 --> 00:57:25,959
- [music intensifies]
- 1546
- 00:57:35,709 --> 00:57:39,375
- [music intensifies again]
- 1547
- 00:57:47,876 --> 00:57:48,959
- Sorry.
- 1548
- 00:57:53,709 --> 00:57:54,834
- Hi!
- 1549
- 00:58:14,876 --> 00:58:16,209
- Thank you.
- 1550
- 00:58:19,250 --> 00:58:20,709
- What the fuck are you doing?
- 1551
- 00:58:20,751 --> 00:58:22,167
- What do you mean,
- 1552
- 00:58:20,751 --> 00:58:22,167
- what are you doing?
- 1553
- 00:58:22,209 --> 00:58:23,292
- You should not be drinking
- 1554
- 00:58:22,209 --> 00:58:23,292
- any more,
- 1555
- 00:58:23,334 --> 00:58:25,083
- and you have to hold--
- 1556
- 00:58:25,125 --> 00:58:26,834
- What? I look great,
- 1557
- 00:58:25,125 --> 00:58:26,834
- it's like a dress basically.
- 1558
- 00:58:26,876 --> 00:58:28,083
- Thank you so much.
- 1559
- 00:58:28,792 --> 00:58:30,918
- [Luce] You so don't need that!
- 1560
- 00:58:31,417 --> 00:58:32,918
- I'm sorry, Luce,
- 1561
- 00:58:32,959 --> 00:58:34,250
- I don't remember asking
- 1562
- 00:58:32,959 --> 00:58:34,250
- you what I need.
- 1563
- 00:58:35,292 --> 00:58:37,250
- [Pam] Allie, maybe we should
- 1564
- 00:58:35,292 --> 00:58:37,250
- take you home.
- 1565
- 00:58:38,876 --> 00:58:40,083
- Thank you, they'll pay.
- 1566
- 00:58:41,167 --> 00:58:42,918
- I'll have a glass of Pinot.
- 1567
- 00:58:45,500 --> 00:58:50,000
- ["Waving Wild" by Arum Rae]
- 1568
- 00:58:52,667 --> 00:58:54,334
- -Oh, hey, Kort!
- 1569
- 00:58:52,667 --> 00:58:54,334
- -[Kort] Hey! Hey!
- 1570
- 00:58:54,375 --> 00:58:55,375
- How was the game?
- 1571
- 00:58:56,542 --> 00:58:57,751
- -[Kort] It was really fun.
- 1572
- 00:58:56,542 --> 00:58:57,751
- -Really, was it?
- 1573
- 00:58:58,375 --> 00:58:59,918
- Yeah! Yeah, it was really fun!
- 1574
- 00:58:59,959 --> 00:59:02,125
- Oh, and how was
- 1575
- 00:58:59,959 --> 00:59:02,125
- the beer pong tournament?
- 1576
- 00:59:02,667 --> 00:59:04,000
- It was really fun, Allie.
- 1577
- 00:59:04,042 --> 00:59:05,250
- -It was?
- 1578
- 00:59:04,042 --> 00:59:05,250
- -[Kort] Yeah!
- 1579
- 00:59:05,292 --> 00:59:06,959
- -Was it great?
- 1580
- 00:59:05,292 --> 00:59:06,959
- -Yeah.
- 1581
- 00:59:07,334 --> 00:59:09,375
- That's great,
- 1582
- 00:59:07,334 --> 00:59:09,375
- I'm so happy for you.
- 1583
- 00:59:10,167 --> 00:59:12,125
- And did you have a good time,
- 1584
- 00:59:10,167 --> 00:59:12,125
- Danny Boy?
- 1585
- 00:59:12,459 --> 00:59:14,792
- -Yeah, it was a fine time.
- 1586
- 00:59:12,459 --> 00:59:14,792
- -You did?
- 1587
- 00:59:14,834 --> 00:59:17,667
- Hey, guess what?
- 1588
- 00:59:14,834 --> 00:59:17,667
- I like to have a good time too.
- 1589
- 00:59:18,417 --> 00:59:19,792
- I'll suck your dick
- 1590
- 00:59:18,417 --> 00:59:19,792
- for a dollar.
- 1591
- 00:59:19,834 --> 00:59:21,250
- -Allie!
- 1592
- 00:59:19,834 --> 00:59:21,250
- -[Allie] What?
- 1593
- 00:59:21,667 --> 00:59:23,667
- -She's kidding.
- 1594
- 00:59:21,667 --> 00:59:23,667
- -Yeah, I'm kidding.
- 1595
- 00:59:23,709 --> 00:59:25,125
- I'll do it for free.
- 1596
- 00:59:25,167 --> 00:59:26,709
- [Kort] What the fuck
- 1597
- 00:59:25,167 --> 00:59:26,709
- is your problem?
- 1598
- 00:59:26,751 --> 00:59:28,542
- What's my problem?
- 1599
- 00:59:26,751 --> 00:59:28,542
- What's your problem?
- 1600
- 00:59:28,584 --> 00:59:30,959
- You just give everything up
- 1601
- 00:59:28,584 --> 00:59:30,959
- for some guy
- 1602
- 00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,584
- you met two months ago!
- 1603
- 00:59:32,626 --> 00:59:34,125
- You just said you were going
- 1604
- 00:59:32,626 --> 00:59:34,125
- to blow him!
- 1605
- 00:59:34,167 --> 00:59:35,792
- Yeah, I was just trying
- 1606
- 00:59:34,167 --> 00:59:35,792
- to get in on the fun.
- 1607
- 00:59:35,834 --> 00:59:37,542
- He's my fucking boyfriend,
- 1608
- 00:59:35,834 --> 00:59:37,542
- Allie!
- 1609
- 00:59:40,209 --> 00:59:43,000
- He's your only friend... Kort!
- 1610
- 00:59:45,667 --> 00:59:47,000
- Fuck you!
- 1611
- 00:59:49,250 --> 00:59:50,542
- Phil, can I get a dollar?
- 1612
- 00:59:57,918 --> 00:59:58,959
- Hey, Allie!
- 1613
- 00:59:59,500 --> 01:00:01,125
- Allie!
- 1614
- 01:00:01,167 --> 01:00:03,209
- I just want to let you know,
- 1615
- 01:00:01,167 --> 01:00:03,209
- it's not my fault
- 1616
- 01:00:03,250 --> 01:00:04,751
- you went off the reservation
- 1617
- 01:00:04,792 --> 01:00:06,083
- and stopped taking care
- 1618
- 01:00:04,792 --> 01:00:06,083
- of yourself.
- 1619
- 01:00:06,751 --> 01:00:08,334
- It's not my fault
- 1620
- 01:00:06,751 --> 01:00:08,334
- you're a vain whore,
- 1621
- 01:00:08,375 --> 01:00:10,375
- who replaced me
- 1622
- 01:00:08,375 --> 01:00:10,375
- with Captain America.
- 1623
- 01:00:10,417 --> 01:00:11,959
- Don't give me bullshit,
- 1624
- 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:13,459
- because I can get a guy
- 1625
- 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:13,459
- and you can't.
- 1626
- 01:00:13,834 --> 01:00:16,584
- You sleep all day.
- 1627
- 01:00:13,834 --> 01:00:16,584
- You don't study for anything.
- 1628
- 01:00:16,626 --> 01:00:18,918
- You don't push yourself
- 1629
- 01:00:16,626 --> 01:00:18,918
- to do anything.
- 1630
- 01:00:19,209 --> 01:00:21,000
- You're just a selfish dick
- 1631
- 01:00:21,042 --> 01:00:22,834
- who expects the whole world
- 1632
- 01:00:21,042 --> 01:00:22,834
- to fall into your lap.
- 1633
- 01:00:23,375 --> 01:00:25,083
- Thanks, Kort!
- 1634
- 01:00:25,125 --> 01:00:27,167
- No, don't do that.
- 1635
- 01:00:25,125 --> 01:00:27,167
- Take some fucking responsibility
- 1636
- 01:00:27,209 --> 01:00:28,709
- for once in your life! God!
- 1637
- 01:00:29,125 --> 01:00:30,959
- This is why I'm not going
- 1638
- 01:00:29,125 --> 01:00:30,959
- abroad with you.
- 1639
- 01:00:35,542 --> 01:00:37,667
- Perfect, well I'll just be
- 1640
- 01:00:35,542 --> 01:00:37,667
- in Great Britain
- 1641
- 01:00:37,709 --> 01:00:39,125
- getting bukkaked,
- 1642
- 01:00:39,167 --> 01:00:40,876
- and you'll be here
- 1643
- 01:00:39,167 --> 01:00:40,876
- dating Daniel.
- 1644
- 01:00:41,584 --> 01:00:43,125
- -Great!
- 1645
- 01:00:41,584 --> 01:00:43,125
- -Awesome!
- 1646
- 01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:46,083
- What's bukkaked?
- 1647
- 01:00:46,584 --> 01:00:49,125
- Um... when a man and woman
- 1648
- 01:00:46,584 --> 01:00:49,125
- love each other,
- 1649
- 01:00:49,626 --> 01:00:51,417
- a man invites
- 1650
- 01:00:49,626 --> 01:00:51,417
- all of his friends over...
- 1651
- 01:00:51,751 --> 01:00:52,959
- You know what?
- 1652
- 01:00:53,709 --> 01:00:55,876
- Kort told me what happened,
- 1653
- 01:00:53,709 --> 01:00:55,876
- and don't worry!
- 1654
- 01:00:55,918 --> 01:00:57,709
- A lot of guys
- 1655
- 01:00:55,918 --> 01:00:57,709
- can't get their dicks hard,
- 1656
- 01:00:58,334 --> 01:01:00,000
- when they're fucking 40!
- 1657
- 01:01:11,167 --> 01:01:13,167
- [friend] Daniel,
- 1658
- 01:01:11,167 --> 01:01:13,167
- what's she talking about?
- 1659
- 01:01:13,876 --> 01:01:16,626
- [solemn music]
- 1660
- 01:01:30,083 --> 01:01:31,167
- Uh oh!
- 1661
- 01:01:31,918 --> 01:01:33,334
- [woman] Is she wearing a towel?
- 1662
- 01:01:55,334 --> 01:01:56,626
- [keys falling]
- 1663
- 01:02:07,792 --> 01:02:08,959
- [crashing]
- 1664
- 01:02:14,542 --> 01:02:17,834
- [truck reversing]
- 1665
- 01:03:00,375 --> 01:03:01,918
- Where the fuck have you been?
- 1666
- 01:03:02,167 --> 01:03:03,209
- [Allie] Trash.
- 1667
- 01:03:04,459 --> 01:03:06,167
- -What?
- 1668
- 01:03:04,459 --> 01:03:06,167
- -[Allie] In the trash.
- 1669
- 01:03:07,751 --> 01:03:08,876
- Who was that?
- 1670
- 01:03:09,334 --> 01:03:10,542
- I have no idea.
- 1671
- 01:03:11,792 --> 01:03:13,375
- No, I mean, it was Allie, but...
- 1672
- 01:03:13,417 --> 01:03:14,834
- She looks like shit!
- 1673
- 01:03:19,626 --> 01:03:21,125
- [knocking]
- 1674
- 01:03:21,167 --> 01:03:22,209
- Kort?
- 1675
- 01:03:24,459 --> 01:03:25,542
- Kort!
- 1676
- 01:03:28,792 --> 01:03:29,959
- Is she in there?
- 1677
- 01:03:31,375 --> 01:03:32,626
- Yeah, she's in there.
- 1678
- 01:04:06,292 --> 01:04:07,667
- [sighing]
- 1679
- 01:04:11,417 --> 01:04:14,834
- [mellow music]
- 1680
- 01:04:17,626 --> 01:04:18,792
- [sighing]
- 1681
- 01:04:58,292 --> 01:05:01,334
- [music picks up pace]
- 1682
- 01:05:35,500 --> 01:05:40,083
- ["Pretty Boy" by Young Galaxy]
- 1683
- 01:05:41,125 --> 01:05:42,209
- Oh!
- 1684
- 01:06:37,500 --> 01:06:39,375
- Fucking yoga bitches!
- 1685
- 01:07:01,792 --> 01:07:02,834
- Fuck!
- 1686
- 01:07:03,626 --> 01:07:05,042
- Fuck, it's hard!
- 1687
- 01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:10,042
- Oh god!
- 1688
- 01:07:17,459 --> 01:07:18,876
- [Allie] This isn't a bad pace!
- 1689
- 01:07:21,292 --> 01:07:23,375
- Not a bad place at all!
- 1690
- 01:07:36,876 --> 01:07:40,375
- [mellow music]
- 1691
- 01:07:40,417 --> 01:07:42,000
- And so, as managers,
- 1692
- 01:07:42,042 --> 01:07:44,000
- the problem
- 1693
- 01:07:42,042 --> 01:07:44,000
- we're left to solve is,
- 1694
- 01:07:44,792 --> 01:07:47,334
- how do we repair
- 1695
- 01:07:44,792 --> 01:07:47,334
- our system's flaws?
- 1696
- 01:07:47,375 --> 01:07:49,209
- -So as to return to a point...
- 1697
- 01:07:47,375 --> 01:07:49,209
- -[cell phone chiming]
- 1698
- 01:07:49,459 --> 01:07:51,250
- as closer to optimal
- 1699
- 01:07:51,959 --> 01:07:53,959
- while still living with
- 1700
- 01:07:51,959 --> 01:07:53,959
- the fact that optimal
- 1701
- 01:07:54,584 --> 01:07:56,292
- doesn't necessarily
- 1702
- 01:07:54,584 --> 01:07:56,292
- mean perfect.
- 1703
- 01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:02,584
- You see, we're not just
- 1704
- 01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:02,584
- in a theoretics class here,
- 1705
- 01:08:03,417 --> 01:08:06,167
- where we bank on stand-alone
- 1706
- 01:08:03,417 --> 01:08:06,167
- principles in a vacuum.
- 1707
- 01:08:07,792 --> 01:08:10,751
- We're dealing with real issues
- 1708
- 01:08:07,792 --> 01:08:10,751
- in the real world.
- 1709
- 01:08:11,167 --> 01:08:13,334
- -You got to see this, man!
- 1710
- 01:08:11,167 --> 01:08:13,334
- -Awesome, man!
- 1711
- 01:08:11,167 --> 01:08:13,334
- Alright, I'll see you.
- 1712
- 01:08:18,876 --> 01:08:20,709
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- 1713
- 01:08:20,959 --> 01:08:22,667
- Do you know
- 1714
- 01:08:20,959 --> 01:08:22,667
- who you're talking to?
- 1715
- 01:08:22,709 --> 01:08:24,667
- I'm the Dean of goddamn
- 1716
- 01:08:22,709 --> 01:08:24,667
- students, sweetheart!
- 1717
- 01:08:25,417 --> 01:08:29,042
- -Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
- 1718
- 01:08:25,417 --> 01:08:29,042
- -It's too late! You're expelled!
- 1719
- 01:08:31,375 --> 01:08:32,792
- Just kidding!
- 1720
- 01:08:32,834 --> 01:08:34,250
- I don't have the power
- 1721
- 01:08:32,834 --> 01:08:34,250
- to do that
- 1722
- 01:08:38,500 --> 01:08:42,542
- [vibrant music]
- 1723
- 01:08:47,500 --> 01:08:48,667
- [cell phone chiming]
- 1724
- 01:09:05,459 --> 01:09:09,292
- Hey... I just need you
- 1725
- 01:09:05,459 --> 01:09:09,292
- to listen to me for one second.
- 1726
- 01:09:10,083 --> 01:09:11,500
- Hear me out, baby girl.
- 1727
- 01:09:26,626 --> 01:09:30,209
- [music accelerates]
- 1728
- 01:09:50,584 --> 01:09:51,834
- [sighing]
- 1729
- 01:09:55,167 --> 01:09:57,125
- [chopping]
- 1730
- 01:10:01,459 --> 01:10:02,584
- Okay.
- 1731
- 01:10:05,334 --> 01:10:06,751
- Everything okay?
- 1732
- 01:10:06,792 --> 01:10:08,000
- -Huh?
- 1733
- 01:10:06,792 --> 01:10:08,000
- -Yeah, everything's great.
- 1734
- 01:10:08,250 --> 01:10:10,000
- [Pam] What are you making?
- 1735
- 01:10:10,042 --> 01:10:11,500
- [Allie] I'm not really sure,
- 1736
- 01:10:10,042 --> 01:10:11,500
- but I feel really cool
- 1737
- 01:10:11,542 --> 01:10:13,292
- because I measured
- 1738
- 01:10:11,542 --> 01:10:13,292
- a bunch of shit,
- 1739
- 01:10:13,334 --> 01:10:14,876
- and I got to mince something
- 1740
- 01:10:13,334 --> 01:10:14,876
- for the first time.
- 1741
- 01:10:14,918 --> 01:10:16,042
- Oh, do you want help?
- 1742
- 01:10:16,083 --> 01:10:18,167
- Uh-uh! No way, I got this.
- 1743
- 01:10:18,459 --> 01:10:20,459
- Fucking son of a mother-fucker!
- 1744
- 01:10:20,500 --> 01:10:21,751
- That's so hot!
- 1745
- 01:10:22,709 --> 01:10:23,918
- [chuckling] All right.
- 1746
- 01:10:26,792 --> 01:10:28,500
- I have my phone if you need me.
- 1747
- 01:10:28,876 --> 01:10:29,959
- Thank you.
- 1748
- 01:10:35,334 --> 01:10:39,542
- [mellow music]
- 1749
- 01:10:53,042 --> 01:10:54,792
- Shh...
- 1750
- 01:10:55,709 --> 01:10:56,751
- Say no more.
- 1751
- 01:10:57,125 --> 01:10:58,459
- I didn't say anything.
- 1752
- 01:11:07,459 --> 01:11:09,542
- Okay, you're good, you're good!
- 1753
- 01:11:10,250 --> 01:11:11,375
- I got you!
- 1754
- 01:11:14,083 --> 01:11:16,792
- -You know I can't see, right?
- 1755
- 01:11:14,083 --> 01:11:16,792
- -I know, I've got you.
- 1756
- 01:11:23,834 --> 01:11:24,918
- [Daniel] Hey!
- 1757
- 01:11:38,042 --> 01:11:39,209
- Oh, I'll let you two be.
- 1758
- 01:11:39,751 --> 01:11:42,000
- Actually, I prepared something.
- 1759
- 01:11:43,250 --> 01:11:44,459
- [Allie sighing]
- 1760
- 01:11:46,500 --> 01:11:48,292
- Daniel, this first part
- 1761
- 01:11:46,500 --> 01:11:48,292
- is for you.
- 1762
- 01:11:48,834 --> 01:11:50,667
- My apologies for the other night
- 1763
- 01:11:50,709 --> 01:11:52,584
- when I offered to fellate you,
- 1764
- 01:11:52,959 --> 01:11:55,500
- and also for the things
- 1765
- 01:11:52,959 --> 01:11:55,500
- I said about your dick,
- 1766
- 01:11:55,542 --> 01:11:56,751
- and it's limpness.
- 1767
- 01:11:58,459 --> 01:12:00,375
- That was both
- 1768
- 01:11:58,459 --> 01:12:00,375
- rudely inappropriate,
- 1769
- 01:12:00,417 --> 01:12:02,083
- and a pretty dumb thing to do.
- 1770
- 01:12:03,709 --> 01:12:06,125
- And now, Kort,
- 1771
- 01:12:03,709 --> 01:12:06,125
- this second part is for you.
- 1772
- 01:12:07,042 --> 01:12:08,709
- My apologies for the other night
- 1773
- 01:12:08,751 --> 01:12:10,918
- when I offered to fellate
- 1774
- 01:12:08,751 --> 01:12:10,918
- your boyfriend Daniel,
- 1775
- 01:12:11,250 --> 01:12:12,751
- previously mentioned
- 1776
- 01:12:12,792 --> 01:12:14,667
- in the first part
- 1777
- 01:12:12,792 --> 01:12:14,667
- of the speech, and also--
- 1778
- 01:12:14,709 --> 01:12:16,250
- -Allie!
- 1779
- 01:12:14,709 --> 01:12:16,250
- -...this dinner--
- 1780
- 01:12:16,292 --> 01:12:17,375
- We get it!
- 1781
- 01:12:18,918 --> 01:12:21,834
- Okay, the point is, I'm sorry.
- 1782
- 01:12:22,209 --> 01:12:23,292
- Truly!
- 1783
- 01:12:23,792 --> 01:12:26,417
- It was all...
- 1784
- 01:12:23,792 --> 01:12:26,417
- very unbecoming of me.
- 1785
- 01:12:31,167 --> 01:12:33,751
- Oh! Thank you for your time.
- 1786
- 01:12:36,250 --> 01:12:37,709
- [Kort chucking]
- 1787
- 01:12:44,042 --> 01:12:45,209
- I love you!
- 1788
- 01:12:47,083 --> 01:12:49,292
- Allie told me that
- 1789
- 01:12:47,083 --> 01:12:49,292
- if I didn't say that she'd...
- 1790
- 01:12:50,751 --> 01:12:53,709
- shank me and make it seem like
- 1791
- 01:12:50,751 --> 01:12:53,709
- it was an accident.
- 1792
- 01:12:54,375 --> 01:12:55,709
- Jesus!
- 1793
- 01:12:57,959 --> 01:12:59,125
- I'm sorry.
- 1794
- 01:13:00,834 --> 01:13:02,500
- I hope I didn't ruin this?
- 1795
- 01:13:03,083 --> 01:13:04,584
- No, you didn't.
- 1796
- 01:13:07,042 --> 01:13:09,667
- [food cooking]
- 1797
- 01:13:10,626 --> 01:13:12,751
- It's supposed
- 1798
- 01:13:10,626 --> 01:13:12,751
- to be chicken, but...
- 1799
- 01:13:12,792 --> 01:13:14,667
- [Daniel]
- 1800
- 01:13:12,792 --> 01:13:14,667
- But it's a liquid though,
- 1801
- 01:13:12,792 --> 01:13:14,667
- I don't understand it.
- 1802
- 01:13:14,709 --> 01:13:17,042
- If you skim it off the top
- 1803
- 01:13:14,709 --> 01:13:17,042
- it's not as bad.
- 1804
- 01:13:17,792 --> 01:13:18,918
- Hey, guys.
- 1805
- 01:13:18,959 --> 01:13:20,667
- -Hey!
- 1806
- 01:13:18,959 --> 01:13:20,667
- -How is it?
- 1807
- 01:13:22,584 --> 01:13:25,667
- -[Kort] Um...
- 1808
- 01:13:22,584 --> 01:13:25,667
- -It's um...
- 1809
- 01:13:25,709 --> 01:13:27,250
- It's fucking horrible, isn't it?
- 1810
- 01:13:28,042 --> 01:13:29,792
- It's really not very good,
- 1811
- 01:13:28,042 --> 01:13:29,792
- Allie.
- 1812
- 01:13:30,959 --> 01:13:32,459
- Daniel, any thoughts?
- 1813
- 01:13:32,500 --> 01:13:34,334
- [Daniel] I mean it's not bad,
- 1814
- 01:13:32,500 --> 01:13:34,334
- but um...
- 1815
- 01:13:35,876 --> 01:13:39,959
- It... it's just tough to chew
- 1816
- 01:13:35,876 --> 01:13:39,959
- and... swallow.
- 1817
- 01:13:44,209 --> 01:13:45,959
- Yeah, I kind of saw this coming.
- 1818
- 01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:48,083
- [Daniel] Yes! Real food!
- 1819
- 01:13:48,417 --> 01:13:52,250
- [exhilarating music]
- 1820
- 01:13:52,292 --> 01:13:53,959
- Do you mind
- 1821
- 01:13:52,292 --> 01:13:53,959
- if I have a sip of this?
- 1822
- 01:13:56,083 --> 01:13:58,542
- So are you going to hold this
- 1823
- 01:13:56,083 --> 01:13:58,542
- over my head forever?
- 1824
- 01:14:00,083 --> 01:14:02,751
- I don't know!
- 1825
- 01:14:00,083 --> 01:14:02,751
- I just might though.
- 1826
- 01:14:02,792 --> 01:14:04,584
- Would make up sex help?
- 1827
- 01:14:04,626 --> 01:14:06,083
- [laughing]
- 1828
- 01:14:06,125 --> 01:14:07,542
- Is that all you girls
- 1829
- 01:14:06,125 --> 01:14:07,542
- think about?
- 1830
- 01:14:07,584 --> 01:14:09,250
- -Mmm.
- 1831
- 01:14:07,584 --> 01:14:09,250
- -[Daniel] It is, isn't it?
- 1832
- 01:14:09,292 --> 01:14:11,751
- -What, it's been like a week!
- 1833
- 01:14:09,292 --> 01:14:11,751
- -[Daniel] Really!
- 1834
- 01:14:14,125 --> 01:14:15,542
- What? Are you not going to help?
- 1835
- 01:14:17,209 --> 01:14:19,334
- Um... She...
- 1836
- 01:14:19,751 --> 01:14:21,500
- She handcuffed me to the table!
- 1837
- 01:14:21,542 --> 01:14:23,375
- -[laughing] Oh my god!
- 1838
- 01:14:21,542 --> 01:14:23,375
- -[Daniel] Yeah!
- 1839
- 01:14:40,918 --> 01:14:42,500
- So, how's it going out there?
- 1840
- 01:14:43,834 --> 01:14:45,375
- Looks like it's going well!
- 1841
- 01:14:45,876 --> 01:14:48,125
- I mean... not that I'm watching!
- 1842
- 01:14:48,167 --> 01:14:49,834
- I'm not! I'm just...
- 1843
- 01:14:49,876 --> 01:14:51,209
- From the few glances
- 1844
- 01:14:49,876 --> 01:14:51,209
- that I've stolen, it...
- 1845
- 01:14:51,792 --> 01:14:52,876
- Looks like it's going well!
- 1846
- 01:14:54,375 --> 01:14:56,209
- And I only saw those glances
- 1847
- 01:14:56,250 --> 01:15:00,209
- because I want to keep
- 1848
- 01:14:56,250 --> 01:15:00,209
- the standard of service high.
- 1849
- 01:15:00,834 --> 01:15:01,792
- Sure.
- 1850
- 01:15:03,042 --> 01:15:05,000
- -[Kort] Yeah, it's going well!
- 1851
- 01:15:03,042 --> 01:15:05,000
- -Good.
- 1852
- 01:15:05,417 --> 01:15:06,459
- I like him.
- 1853
- 01:15:07,667 --> 01:15:08,751
- Yeah...
- 1854
- 01:15:10,167 --> 01:15:11,334
- [Allie] Me too.
- 1855
- 01:15:12,375 --> 01:15:13,792
- So why did you act like that?
- 1856
- 01:15:16,959 --> 01:15:19,751
- I... don't know,
- 1857
- 01:15:16,959 --> 01:15:19,751
- I guess it was just...
- 1858
- 01:15:20,459 --> 01:15:22,709
- more fun when we
- 1859
- 01:15:20,459 --> 01:15:22,709
- were chasing them together,
- 1860
- 01:15:22,751 --> 01:15:25,167
- than when you
- 1861
- 01:15:22,751 --> 01:15:25,167
- were dating him alone.
- 1862
- 01:15:26,125 --> 01:15:28,042
- Yeah, I guess
- 1863
- 01:15:26,125 --> 01:15:28,042
- I wasn't the best...
- 1864
- 01:15:28,083 --> 01:15:29,417
- best friend, was I?
- 1865
- 01:15:30,542 --> 01:15:32,626
- I kind of got caught up
- 1866
- 01:15:30,542 --> 01:15:32,626
- there for a while.
- 1867
- 01:15:37,709 --> 01:15:39,042
- Hey um...
- 1868
- 01:15:40,167 --> 01:15:42,042
- You didn't mean
- 1869
- 01:15:40,167 --> 01:15:42,042
- that abroad thing, did you?
- 1870
- 01:15:44,959 --> 01:15:46,500
- Yeah... I did.
- 1871
- 01:15:47,876 --> 01:15:49,959
- I mean,
- 1872
- 01:15:47,876 --> 01:15:49,959
- not for those reasons but...
- 1873
- 01:15:51,042 --> 01:15:52,709
- I never really wanted to go.
- 1874
- 01:15:53,876 --> 01:15:54,918
- Okay.
- 1875
- 01:15:59,584 --> 01:16:01,209
- Can I give you some good news?
- 1876
- 01:16:02,459 --> 01:16:04,542
- Yes, now would be a good time.
- 1877
- 01:16:06,125 --> 01:16:07,751
- He has a friend
- 1878
- 01:16:06,125 --> 01:16:07,751
- that thinks you're hot.
- 1879
- 01:16:08,959 --> 01:16:10,042
- [tranquil music]
- 1880
- 01:16:10,083 --> 01:16:11,709
- Proceed.
- 1881
- 01:16:11,751 --> 01:16:14,209
- Apparently, he thinks
- 1882
- 01:16:11,751 --> 01:16:14,209
- you have a nice ass!
- 1883
- 01:16:14,250 --> 01:16:15,209
- This ass?
- 1884
- 01:16:15,250 --> 01:16:16,918
- That ass!
- 1885
- 01:16:18,209 --> 01:16:19,626
- Okay, I'll take it!
- 1886
- 01:16:20,083 --> 01:16:21,792
- He wants to take you
- 1887
- 01:16:20,083 --> 01:16:21,792
- out for a drink.
- 1888
- 01:16:21,834 --> 01:16:23,334
- -Shut the fuck up!
- 1889
- 01:16:21,834 --> 01:16:23,334
- -[glass breaking]
- 1890
- 01:16:23,375 --> 01:16:24,792
- [laughing] Oh my god!
- 1891
- 01:16:24,834 --> 01:16:25,959
- Whatever.
- 1892
- 01:16:24,834 --> 01:16:25,959
- I did that to be dramatic!
- 1893
- 01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:27,334
- I fucking hate that plate!
- 1894
- 01:16:28,250 --> 01:16:29,959
- Tell me what
- 1895
- 01:16:28,250 --> 01:16:29,959
- we are working with?
- 1896
- 01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:32,334
- [music picks up tempo]
- 1897
- 01:16:33,375 --> 01:16:35,292
- You look good!
- 1898
- 01:16:35,334 --> 01:16:37,417
- -[Allie] Stop that!
- 1899
- 01:16:35,334 --> 01:16:37,417
- -How do you feel?
- 1900
- 01:16:38,584 --> 01:16:40,334
- I feel good. I do.
- 1901
- 01:16:41,542 --> 01:16:42,959
- I'm a little nervous though.
- 1902
- 01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:44,292
- You can be nervous.
- 1903
- 01:16:44,542 --> 01:16:45,918
- You're just not allowed
- 1904
- 01:16:44,542 --> 01:16:45,918
- to fuck him!
- 1905
- 01:16:46,751 --> 01:16:48,292
- Does that rule still stand?
- 1906
- 01:16:48,334 --> 01:16:50,083
- -[Kort] Yes!
- 1907
- 01:16:48,334 --> 01:16:50,083
- -Like a 100%?
- 1908
- 01:16:50,125 --> 01:16:51,375
- [Kort] Yes, you slut!
- 1909
- 01:16:52,500 --> 01:16:53,667
- Great!
- 1910
- 01:16:55,876 --> 01:16:57,042
- The dress looks good too.
- 1911
- 01:16:57,083 --> 01:16:59,250
- [Allie sighing] Really?
- 1912
- 01:16:59,751 --> 01:17:02,459
- I don't know, kind of feel
- 1913
- 01:16:59,751 --> 01:17:02,459
- like I'm made for these things.
- 1914
- 01:17:05,918 --> 01:17:07,459
- -[Kort] Alright, perfume?
- 1915
- 01:17:05,918 --> 01:17:07,459
- -[Allie] Check!
- 1916
- 01:17:07,500 --> 01:17:08,751
- -[Kort] ID?
- 1917
- 01:17:07,500 --> 01:17:08,751
- -[Allie] Check!
- 1918
- 01:17:08,792 --> 01:17:09,834
- And...?
- 1919
- 01:17:10,500 --> 01:17:11,834
- [Allie] It's the first date!
- 1920
- 01:17:11,876 --> 01:17:13,167
- I'm just asking!
- 1921
- 01:17:13,626 --> 01:17:14,751
- I trimmed!
- 1922
- 01:17:15,125 --> 01:17:16,542
- Daniel, thoughts?
- 1923
- 01:17:18,709 --> 01:17:19,751
- Gorgeous!
- 1924
- 01:17:21,083 --> 01:17:23,209
- -It's very sweet of you D-Mac.
- 1925
- 01:17:21,083 --> 01:17:23,209
- -[Kort chuckling]
- 1926
- 01:17:26,083 --> 01:17:27,292
- Okay. Go on.
- 1927
- 01:17:27,834 --> 01:17:29,542
- [Allie] I... oh, bye!
- 1928
- 01:17:29,584 --> 01:17:30,751
- [laughing]
- 1929
- 01:17:31,125 --> 01:17:33,918
- [mellow music]
- 1930
- 01:17:47,125 --> 01:17:51,876
- ["The Day I Died"
- 1931
- 01:17:47,125 --> 01:17:51,876
- by Alex Winston]
- 1932
- 01:18:11,626 --> 01:18:12,834
- [hostess] Can I help you?
- 1933
- 01:18:13,417 --> 01:18:14,876
- Huh?
- 1934
- 01:18:14,918 --> 01:18:15,792
- [hostess] Are you looking
- 1935
- 01:18:14,918 --> 01:18:15,792
- for someone?
- 1936
- 01:18:15,834 --> 01:18:17,918
- Oh! No.
- 1937
- 01:18:20,292 --> 01:18:21,792
- [sighing] I'm okay!
- 1938
- 01:18:22,125 --> 01:18:25,667
- [music intensifies]
- 1939
- 01:22:05,876 --> 01:22:08,834
- Oh, would you look
- 1940
- 01:22:05,876 --> 01:22:08,834
- at the slice of apple pie!
- 1941
- 01:22:08,876 --> 01:22:10,375
- Come over here, cutie!
- 1942
- 01:22:10,876 --> 01:22:12,334
- What's up, little boo?
- 1943
- 01:22:12,375 --> 01:22:13,834
- I'd like to give you
- 1944
- 01:22:12,375 --> 01:22:13,834
- a tour of this...
- 1945
- 01:22:14,417 --> 01:22:15,876
- This camp-pus...
- 1946
- 01:22:17,542 --> 01:22:19,334
- You ever seen Mystic River?
- 1947
- 01:22:23,292 --> 01:22:24,751
- Little Sean Penn wannabe!
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