You've Got Mail (1998)

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[KEYBOARD CLACKING]

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[BEEPING]

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FRANK:
Amazing. This is amazing!

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Listen to this:
The entire work force of Virginia...

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...had Solitaire removed
from their computers...

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...because they hadn't done
any work in six weeks.

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-That's so sad.
-Do you know what this is?

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What we're seeing here is the end of
Western civilization as we know it.

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Oh. Hey, aren't you late?

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Technology. Name me one thing
that we've gained from technology.

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KATHLEEN:
Electricity.

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That's one. You think this machine's
your friend, but it's not.

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-I'm out of here.
-See you tonight.

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-Sushi!
-Sushi!

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Bye!

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[DOOR CLOSES]

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[COMPUTER DIALING AND BEEPING]

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MALE AOL VOICE:
Welcome.

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You've got mail.

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"Brinkley is my dog. He loves the streets
of New York as much as I do."

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JOE: Although he likes to eat pizza
and bagel off the sidewalk...

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...and I prefer to buy them.

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Brinkley is a great catcher who was
offered a tryout on the Mets.

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But he chose to stay with me
so he could spend 18 hours a day...

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...sleeping on a large green pillow
the size of an inner tube.

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Don't you love New York in the fall?

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Makes me want to buy school supplies.

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PATRICIA:
I'm almost ready.

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JOE: I would send you a bouquet
of newly sharpened pencils...

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...if I knew your name and address.

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On the other hand,
this not knowing has its charms.

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PATRICIA: Did you push it?
-Yeah.

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Yes, I pushed it.

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I'm so late.

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Random House fired Dick Atkins.
Good riddance.

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Murray Chilton died. That's one less person
I'm not speaking to.

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Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Uch!

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Vince got a great review.
He'll be insufferable.

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Tonight, PEN dinner.

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-Am I going?
-Joe Fox, you promised.

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It's black-tie.

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-Ohh....
-Can't I just give money instead?

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What is it this week?
"Free Albanian writers"?

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I'm in favor of that.

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PATRICIA:
Ohh. Ohh.

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Okay, I'll go. I'll go. You're late.

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I know, I know.

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[DOOR CLOSES]

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[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]

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MAN:
Good morning, Miss Eden.

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[COMPUTER DIALING AND BEEPING]

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Who's a happy dog? Who's a happy dog?

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MALE AOL VOICE: Welcome.
-Welcome.

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-You've got mail.
-You've got mail.

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All right. Okay. Get down, get down.

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KATHLEEN: Dear friend:
I like to start my notes to you...

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...as if we're already
in the middle of a conversation.

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I pretend that we're the oldest
and dearest friends...

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...as opposed to what
we actually are:

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People who don't know
each other's names...

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...and met in a chat room where we
both claimed we'd never been before.

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"What will NY152 say today?"
I wonder.

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I turn on my computer.

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I wait impatiently as it connects.

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I go online...

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...and my breath catches in my chest
until I hear three little words:

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"You've got mail."

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I hear nothing, not even a sound
on the streets of New York.

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Just the beat of my own heart.

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I have mail...

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...from you.

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KEVIN: The electrical contractor called,
his truck hit a deer last night.

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So he's not gonna be here
till tomorrow.

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And upstairs, the shelves are late...

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...because the pine
we ordered has beetles.

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JOE:
Very good, very good.

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And we got a $50,000 ticket for
construction workers peeing off the roof.

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Great. That is great.
Is the electrician here?

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I just told you he hit a deer.
I knew you weren't listening to me.

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You're right. I wasn't.

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"I hear nothing.

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Not a sound on the city streets,
just the beat of my own heart."

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I think that's how it goes.
Something like that.

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You and Patricia got engaged, didn't you?
You can tell me.

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-Engaged?
KEVIN: Come on.

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Are you crazy?

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I thought you liked Patricia.

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I do. I do. I love Patricia.
I love Patricia.

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Patricia is-- Patricia's amazing.
She makes coffee nervous.

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We should announce ourselves
to the neighborhood.

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Let them know, here we come.

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This is the Upper West Side.

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We might as well tell them
we're opening a crack house.

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They're going to hate us.

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They're gonna be lining up....

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BOTH:
To picket the big, bad chain store....

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That's out to destroy--

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Everything they hold dear.

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We're going to seduce them
with our square footage...

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...and our discounts
and our deep armchairs....

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BOTH:
And our cappuccino.

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They're going to hate us
at the beginning....

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BOTH:
But we'll get them in the end.

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-And you know why?
-Why?

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Because we're gonna sell them cheap books
and legal addictive stimulants.

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In the meantime,
we'll just put up a big sign:

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"Coming soon, a Fox Books Superstore.
The end of civilization...

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...as you know it."

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KATHLEEN:
Good morning, Christina.

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CHRISTINA:
Morning, Kathleen.

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KATHLEEN: It's a beautiful day.
Isn't it just the most beautiful day?

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CHRISTINA:
I guess. Yeah, sure.

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[HORN HONKING]
[TIRES SCREECHING]

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DRIVER 1: Idiot, what are you doing?
DRIVER 2: I got the green light!

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Don't you just love New York in the fall?

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Perfect.

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Mm. Can't beat that.

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Scotch tape? What is going on with you?

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Nothing.

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-You're in love.
-In love? No.

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Oh, yes, that's right!
I'm in love with Frank.

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I'm practically living with Frank. Hmm.

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Do you think you could get our
Christmas mailers out this week?

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Yeah, by Monday, I promise.
I have this paper due Friday.

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What is going on?

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Nothing, nothing. Nothing at all.

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You know, I am just going to
stand here until you tell me.

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All right.

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Is it infidelity if you're involved
with someone on e-mail?

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Have you had sex?

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No, I don't even know him.

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-I mean cybersex.
-No.

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Well, don't do it. The minute you do,
they lose all respect for you.

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Well, it's not like that.

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We just e-mail. It's really nothing.

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On top of which, I'm thinking of
stopping because it's getting....

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Out of hand?

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Confusing.

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But not. Because it's nothing.

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Where'd you meet him?

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Listen, I can't even remember.

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On my birthday, I wandered into
the "over 30" room for a joke, sort of.

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And he was there.
And we started chatting.

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About what?

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Books and music,
how much we both love New York....

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Harmless, harmless.

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Meaningless.

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Bouquets of sharpened pencils. Oh.

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Excuse me?

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Forget it.

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We don't talk about anything personal,
so I don't know his name...

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...or what he does
or where he lives exactly...

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...so it'll be easy for me to stop
seeing him, because I'm not.

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He could be the next person
to walk into the store.

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-I know.
CHRISTINA: He could be...

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[DOOR BELL DINGS]

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[WHISPERS]
...George.

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Morning.

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Are you online?

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GEORGE:
As far as I'm concerned...

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...the Internet is just another way
of being rejected by a woman.

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[DOOR BELL DINGS]

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Good morning.

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Good morning, Birdie.

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What are you girls talking about?

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Cybersex.

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I tried to have cybersex once,
but I kept getting a busy signal.

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I know.

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I was really depressed
one Saturday night about 9:00--

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BIRDIE:
Time to open up!

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[PHONE RINGING]

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Jessica and Maya, how are you today?

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MOTHER: Want to say hi to Kathleen?
MAYA: Hi, Kathleen.

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GEORGE:
Good morning, Shop Around the Corner.

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George speaking. May I help you?

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Construction's going well.
We should open on time.

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Although Kevin and I are concerned
about the neighborhood response.

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This fabric on the couch, what is it?
Does it have a name?

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NELSON: Money.
JOE: Huh?

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-Its name is "Money."
JOE: Oh.

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-Gillian selected it.
-Good guess.

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-Your father's getting married again.
-Really?

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-Congratulations!
-Thank you.

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-Why?
-Who knows?

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-Love?
-Possible.

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I think you're a damn fool.

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NELSON:
Pops, Matthew is 4 years old, okay?

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It'd be nice if his parents were married.

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Listen, I have a
sad announcement to make.

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City Books, on 23rd Street?

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It's going under.

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[IMITATING GUN SHOOTING]

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Aw. Another independent bites the dust.

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On to the next!

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Going to buy out their entire
inventory of architecture...

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...and New York history
for the new store.

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How much, son? How much you paying?

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JOE:
Whatever it costs, it won't be as much...

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...as that uncomfortable
mohair episode there...

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...which is now all over my suit.

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Here you go.

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Thanks.

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We'll also have a section dedicated to
writers who've lived on the West Side.

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SCHUYLER:
As a sop to the neighborhood.

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Perfect. Keep those West Side,
liberal nuts, pseudo-intellectual--

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Readers, Dad. They're called readers.

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Don't do that, son.
Don't romanticize them.

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It'll keep them from jumping
down your throat.

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SCHUYLER:
What's the competition?

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One mystery store, Sleuth,
at 78th and Amsterdam...

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...and a children's bookstore,
Shop Around the Corner.

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-It's been there forever.
-Cecilia's store.

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Who's that?

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Cecilia Kelly.

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Lovely woman. I think we might
have had a date once.

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Or maybe we just exchanged letters.

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You wrote her letters?

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Mail. It was called mail.

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NELSON: Stamps, envelopes--
-I've heard of it.

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Cecilia had beautiful penmanship.

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She was too young for me...

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...but she was enchanting.

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-Enchanting?
-Her daughter owns it now.

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Huh. Too bad for her.

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[KNOCKS AND DOOR OPENS]

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Ah.

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MAN: Excuse me, Mr. Fox.
-Yeah.

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JOE:
My father is getting married again.

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For five years, he's been living
with a woman named Gillian...

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...who studied decorating
at Caesar's Palace.

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Is it porcelain?

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Rubber.

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KATHLEEN: Once I read a story about a
butterfly in the subway, and today...

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...I saw one.

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It got on at 42nd
and off at 59th where...

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...I assume it went
to Bloomingdale's...

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...to buy a hat that will
turn out to be a mistake.

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As almost all hats are.

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JOE:
Listen to this:

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Every night a truck pulls up
to my neighborhood bagel place...

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...and pumps about a ton of flour
into underground tanks.

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The air is filled with white dust
which never seems to land.

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Why is that?

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KATHLEEN: Confession: I've read
www.akumenang.com

245
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,583
I get lost in the language. Words like:

246
00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:43,918
"Thither."

247
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:45,920
"Mischance."

248
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:47,797
"Felicity."

249
00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:51,134
I'm always in agony over whether
Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy...

250
00:16:51,301 --> 00:16:53,636
...are really going to get together.

251
00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:55,096
Read it.

252
00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:57,432
I know you'll love it.

253
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,685
JOE:
The purpose of places like Starbucks...

254
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,312
...is for people with
no decision-making ability...

255
00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:07,233
...to make six decisions
just to buy one cup of coffee.

256
00:17:07,484 --> 00:17:09,485
Short, tall, light, dark...

257
00:17:09,778 --> 00:17:11,446
...caf, decaf...

258
00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:13,448
...low-fat, nonfat...

259
00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:15,116
...et cetera.

260
00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:17,285
Mocha frappuccino grande.

261
00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:20,038
JOE: So people who don't know
what the hell they're doing...

262
00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:23,041
...or who on earth they are
can, for only 2.95...

263
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,376
...get not just a cup of coffee...

264
00:17:25,627 --> 00:17:28,796
...but an absolutely
defining sense of self.

265
00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:30,339
EMPLOYEE:
Tall, skim, caramel macchiato.

266
00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:31,674
JOE:
Tall!

267
00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:32,967
Decaf!

268
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:34,385
Cappuccino!

269
00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:36,262
Tall, decaf cappuccino.

270
00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,285
GEORGE:
Bummer!

271
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:03,581
A Fox Books superstore.

272
00:18:03,999 --> 00:18:06,209
Quel nightmare.

273
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:10,171
It has nothing to do with us.
It's big, impersonal...

274
00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:13,508
...overstocked and full
of ignorant salespeople.

275
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:15,426
But they discount.

276
00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:17,678
But they don't provide any service.

277
00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:19,222
We do.

278
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:20,723
KATHLEEN:
So really...

279
00:18:20,974 --> 00:18:22,600
...it's a good development.

280
00:18:22,851 --> 00:18:25,895
You know how in the flower district
there are all those shops...

281
00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:28,356
...so you can find whatever you want?

282
00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:31,734
This is going to be the book district.

283
00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:33,528
If they don't have it, we do.

284
00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:36,072
And vice versa.

285
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:37,365
Absolutely.

286
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:43,329
FRANK:
When you are finished with Fox Books...

287
00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:46,874
...The Shop Around the Corner
is gonna be responsible...

288
00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:51,254
...for reversing the entire course
of the Industrial Revolution.

289
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:54,257
Well, now, that is so sweet. Frank!

290
00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:57,218
Thank you. That is so sweet.

291
00:18:57,427 --> 00:18:59,262
-Although I--
-What?

292
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,097
Wait a minute. What is that doing here?

293
00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:02,723
Oh! Oh, my gosh!

294
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:04,433
This is amazing.

295
00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:05,893
Listen.

296
00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:10,148
The Olympia Report Deluxe electric.

297
00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:11,440
Report.

298
00:19:11,733 --> 00:19:13,067
As in gunshot.

299
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:15,862
-That sound is familiar.
-Listen to this.

300
00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:18,406
What, that whirring?

301
00:19:18,615 --> 00:19:20,867
The gentle, soothing lullaby...

302
00:19:21,076 --> 00:19:23,119
...of a piece of machinery so perfect--

303
00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:26,414
I know where
I've heard that before, Frank.

304
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:28,624
I needed a backup.

305
00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:30,793
Don't you have another one
at your apartment?

306
00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:32,920
-I might.
-That you wrote a column about?

307
00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:34,755
Yes. Who cares?

308
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,674
What were you gonna say?

309
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:38,259
-When?
-Before.

310
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:40,469
-Nothing.
-Come on.

311
00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:47,435
Well, I'm just wondering.
I'm wondering about my work. I'm just--

312
00:19:47,644 --> 00:19:51,647
What is it that I do, exactly?
All I really do is--

313
00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:53,482
FRANK:
All you really do...

314
00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:55,818
...is this incredibly noble thing.

315
00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:58,654
-I don't know. Really, I'm just--
-Kathleen!

316
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:01,699
You are a lone reed.

317
00:20:03,827 --> 00:20:05,286
You are a lone...

318
00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:08,331
...reed...

319
00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:10,124
...standing...

320
00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:11,626
...tall...

321
00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:13,836
...waving boldly...

322
00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:16,505
...in the corrupt sands...

323
00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:18,174
...of commerce.

324
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:23,930
-I am a lone reed.
-Lone reed.

325
00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:27,975
I am a lone reed.

326
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,817
KATHLEEN:
Sometimes I wonder about my life.

327
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,819
I lead a small life.

328
00:20:38,987 --> 00:20:41,572
Well, valuable, but small.

329
00:20:41,823 --> 00:20:43,658
And sometimes I wonder...

330
00:20:43,825 --> 00:20:45,868
...do I do it because I like it...

331
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,496
...or because I haven't been brave?

332
00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:52,833
So much of what I see reminds me
of something I read in a book...

333
00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:55,211
...when shouldn't it be
the other way around?

334
00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:58,547
I don't want an answer.
I just want...

335
00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:01,676
...to send this cosmic question
out into the void.

336
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,511
So...

337
00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:05,846
...good night, dear void.

338
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:09,976
[WHISTLING]

339
00:21:11,728 --> 00:21:14,397
ANNABEL: Hey, Joe!
MATTHEW: Hello, Joe.

340
00:21:14,856 --> 00:21:17,024
JOE:
Hey! I know you!

341
00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:21,904
I know you. Hello, Annabel, little girl.

342
00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:23,531
ANNABEL: Hi.
-How are you?

343
00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:24,949
And you!

344
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,951
-Matthew, how are you?
MATTHEW: Good.

345
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,244
Good.

346
00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:30,037
Ready to say hello to New Jersey?

347
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:33,249
ALL:
Hello, New Jersey!

348
00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:36,585
Don't I get a hello?

349
00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:38,504
Hello, Gillian.

350
00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:41,924
Kiss me. I'm gonna be
your wicked stepmother.

351
00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:46,304
There you go.

352
00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:48,014
Hello. And who is this?

353
00:21:48,890 --> 00:21:51,809
Nanny Maureen. I brought her in case
you couldn't handle the kids.

354
00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:54,061
Maureen's getting a divorce.

355
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,564
Oh. I'm sorry to hear that.

356
00:21:57,232 --> 00:22:00,568
It's my own fault.
Never marry a man who lies.

357
00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:01,819
[GIGGLES]

358
00:22:02,112 --> 00:22:05,072
That is so wise. Annabel, remember that.

359
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:06,991
She taught Matt to spell his name.

360
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,409
Really?

361
00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:10,077
-Let's hear it.
-F-O-X.

362
00:22:10,245 --> 00:22:11,454
Excellent!

363
00:22:11,913 --> 00:22:15,082
Excellent. I've got this covered.
You can have the day off.

364
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:18,961
And you must be late for something.
Volunteering, rolling bandages...

365
00:22:19,129 --> 00:22:20,671
...for Bosnian refugees.

366
00:22:20,922 --> 00:22:23,966
I am. I'm having my eggs harvested.

367
00:22:25,635 --> 00:22:28,596
And getting those eggs harvested.
Don't worry! See you later.

368
00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:30,264
-Bye, Maureen! Bye, Gillian!
-Bye!

369
00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:31,599
MATTHEW:
Bye, Mom.

370
00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:35,686
All right, you guys, are you ready
to go out on the boat?

371
00:22:35,854 --> 00:22:36,937
-No!
-No!

372
00:22:37,105 --> 00:22:39,440
What happened to you? What happened?

373
00:22:55,123 --> 00:22:56,457
Come on, one more time.

374
00:22:56,666 --> 00:22:58,334
Here, you can do that one.

375
00:23:00,962 --> 00:23:02,171
Hey!

376
00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:03,839
What do we win?

377
00:23:15,894 --> 00:23:17,186
Look, look, look!

378
00:23:19,481 --> 00:23:20,981
-Oh!
-Yay!

379
00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:54,932
ANNABEL: How are the fish doing?
-Very well, I think they're very happy.

380
00:23:55,142 --> 00:23:56,267
-Are they?
-Yes.

381
00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:58,269
You guys want to go to a movie?

382
00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:00,187
ANNABEL:
No, there's nothing good playing.

383
00:24:00,355 --> 00:24:02,690
Look! A storybook lady.

384
00:24:03,233 --> 00:24:06,277
Are we at the right time? Yeah, let's go.

385
00:24:06,653 --> 00:24:08,946
"That it was I and I alone...

386
00:24:09,156 --> 00:24:12,950
...who had the idea for
the great and daring mouse plot.

387
00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:15,453
We all have our moments
of brilliance and glory...

388
00:24:15,662 --> 00:24:17,913
...and this was mine.

389
00:24:18,206 --> 00:24:19,290
'Why don't we,' I said...

390
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:23,252
...'slip it into one of
Mrs. Pratchett's jars of sweets?

391
00:24:23,420 --> 00:24:24,587
And then...

392
00:24:24,754 --> 00:24:27,631
...when she puts her dirty hand in
to grab a handful...

393
00:24:27,799 --> 00:24:32,303
...she will grab a stinky
dead mouse instead.'

394
00:24:32,554 --> 00:24:34,722
The other four stared at me in wonder.

395
00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:38,976
Then, as the sheer genius
of the plot began to sink in...

396
00:24:39,227 --> 00:24:41,270
...they all started grinning.

397
00:24:41,563 --> 00:24:45,441
They slapped me on the back, cheered me
and danced around the classroom.

398
00:24:45,609 --> 00:24:47,401
'We will do it today!' they cried.

399
00:24:47,569 --> 00:24:50,571
'We'll do it on the way home.
You had the idea,' they said to me.

400
00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:53,073
'So you can be the one who
puts the mouse in the jar."'

401
00:24:56,745 --> 00:24:59,622
GEORGE: Uh, who belongs to this fish?
-That's mine.

402
00:25:00,081 --> 00:25:02,416
Could you give me a hand
with these used books?

403
00:25:03,210 --> 00:25:06,462
And this is her best friend Tacy,
whose real name is Anastasia.

404
00:25:06,755 --> 00:25:09,965
And the next book, Betsy and Tacy
become friends with Tib...

405
00:25:10,258 --> 00:25:12,968
...whose real name, I am sorry
to tell you, is Thelma.

406
00:25:13,136 --> 00:25:14,762
ANNABEL:
Ew.

407
00:25:15,263 --> 00:25:17,932
The illustrations are hand-tipped.

408
00:25:18,767 --> 00:25:20,768
And that's why it costs so much?

409
00:25:21,269 --> 00:25:23,312
That's why it's worth so much.

410
00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:25,147
ANNABEL:
I want all of them.

411
00:25:25,315 --> 00:25:26,357
Uh, I'll think about it.

412
00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,526
KATHLEEN: That's a lot for your dad
to buy at one time.

413
00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:30,986
My dad gets me all the books I want.

414
00:25:31,279 --> 00:25:33,113
That's very nice of him.

415
00:25:33,323 --> 00:25:35,449
That's not my dad.
That's my nephew.

416
00:25:36,159 --> 00:25:38,953
I don't really think
that he could be your nephew.

417
00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:40,829
No, no, no. It's true.

418
00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:46,335
Annabel is my aunt.
Isn’t that right, Aunt Annabel?

419
00:25:46,503 --> 00:25:50,297
-Uh-huh. And Matt is his--
-Wait, let me guess.

420
00:25:50,674 --> 00:25:52,466
Are you his uncle?

421
00:25:52,801 --> 00:25:54,009
No.

422
00:25:54,261 --> 00:25:55,636
His grandfather?

423
00:25:57,264 --> 00:25:58,639
His great-grandfather?

424
00:25:59,140 --> 00:26:01,308
I'm his brother!

425
00:26:02,519 --> 00:26:07,189
Matt is my father's son.
Annabel is my grandfather's daughter.

426
00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:08,899
We are...

427
00:26:09,776 --> 00:26:11,652
...an American family.

428
00:26:14,155 --> 00:26:15,781
[ANNABEL SNEEZES]

429
00:26:17,325 --> 00:26:18,742
Here you go, young lady.

430
00:26:18,910 --> 00:26:21,495
ANNABEL: What's that?
-That's a handkerchief.

431
00:26:21,663 --> 00:26:23,914
Do children even know
what handkerchiefs are?

432
00:26:24,082 --> 00:26:28,002
A handkerchief is a Kleenex
that you don't throw away. See?

433
00:26:28,211 --> 00:26:29,753
My mother embroidered this for me.

434
00:26:29,921 --> 00:26:33,382
My initials and a daisy, because
daisies are my favorite flower.

435
00:26:34,509 --> 00:26:36,302
May I ask who you are?

436
00:26:37,053 --> 00:26:40,347
Kathleen Kelly. I own this store.
And you are?

437
00:26:41,683 --> 00:26:43,684
Joe. Just call me Joe.

438
00:26:43,893 --> 00:26:45,185
We'll take these books.

439
00:26:45,729 --> 00:26:47,229
GEORGE:
Okay.

440
00:26:47,522 --> 00:26:49,857
You're gonna come back, aren't you?

441
00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:53,569
-Of course.
GEORGE: See?

442
00:26:53,862 --> 00:26:56,697
That is why we won't go under.
Our customers are loyal.

443
00:26:56,948 --> 00:26:59,033
They're opening a Fox Books
around the corner.

444
00:26:59,367 --> 00:27:02,369
-Fox Books! My daddy--
-Likes to buy discount.

445
00:27:02,579 --> 00:27:04,955
But don't tell anybody.
It's nothing to be proud of.

446
00:27:05,123 --> 00:27:06,749
F-O-X.

447
00:27:08,043 --> 00:27:10,252
That's amazing! You can spell "fox."

448
00:27:10,420 --> 00:27:12,546
Can you spell "dog"?

449
00:27:12,714 --> 00:27:14,131
F-O-X.

450
00:27:14,341 --> 00:27:16,842
Look at this dinosaur book.
It's a pop-up dinosaur book.

451
00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:19,470
Wouldn't you like to have
a dinosaur book like that?

452
00:27:19,721 --> 00:27:22,222
Wouldn't you like to read that?

453
00:27:22,432 --> 00:27:25,768
Sit here and read Matt the book
until I take care of things.

454
00:27:26,061 --> 00:27:30,439
Whatever you do, just don't listen
to anything I say. Thank you.

455
00:27:31,232 --> 00:27:33,567
We'll take that pop-up book as well.

456
00:27:33,860 --> 00:27:37,905
The world is not driven by discounts.
I've been in business forever.

457
00:27:38,114 --> 00:27:42,284
I started helping my mother when I was 6,
and I used to watch her.

458
00:27:42,952 --> 00:27:45,496
She wasn't just selling books.

459
00:27:45,747 --> 00:27:48,582
She was helping people become
whatever they were going to be.

460
00:27:48,750 --> 00:27:51,752
When you read a book as a child,
it becomes part of your identity...

461
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:54,421
...in a way that no other reading
in your life does.

462
00:27:54,589 --> 00:27:56,465
And I have gotten carried away.

463
00:27:57,467 --> 00:27:58,509
Yeah.

464
00:27:59,761 --> 00:28:01,387
Yeah, you have.

465
00:28:01,888 --> 00:28:03,889
You've made me feel....

466
00:28:06,810 --> 00:28:09,436
Enchanting.
Your mother was enchanting.

467
00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:10,771
Yes, she was.

468
00:28:11,272 --> 00:28:14,108
-How will you be paying for this?
-Cash.

469
00:28:14,776 --> 00:28:15,943
How did you know that?

470
00:28:16,945 --> 00:28:18,112
From the photograph.

471
00:28:19,197 --> 00:28:21,615
That you in the photograph?
What are you doing?

472
00:28:21,783 --> 00:28:22,991
Twirling.

473
00:28:24,327 --> 00:28:26,328
My mother and I used to twirl.

474
00:28:26,621 --> 00:28:29,498
She left the store to me,
and I'll leave it to my daughter.

475
00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:32,042
GEORGE: Seventy-three dollars, please.
-How much?

476
00:28:32,210 --> 00:28:34,294
Uh, 73 dollars.

477
00:28:34,921 --> 00:28:36,380
Oh. Uh....

478
00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:39,508
How old is your daughter now?

479
00:28:40,969 --> 00:28:42,511
I don't have a daughter. Oh!

480
00:28:42,971 --> 00:28:45,514
I'm not married. But eventually....

481
00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:49,059
So the big, bad Fox Books
can just go to hell.

482
00:28:51,020 --> 00:28:54,231
-Here you go.
-Thank you. Hey, we're ready?

483
00:28:55,859 --> 00:28:58,235
-That's nice.
ANNABEL: Bye, Kathleen.

484
00:28:58,445 --> 00:29:01,530
Goodbye, Annabel. Goodbye, Matt.

485
00:29:04,659 --> 00:29:07,745
Oh, Matt, I have to ask you another thing.

486
00:29:07,912 --> 00:29:09,329
Can you spell cat?

487
00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:11,415
F-O-X.

488
00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:13,167
[JOE CHUCKLES]

489
00:29:13,877 --> 00:29:16,086
Cat. Thanks.

490
00:29:19,090 --> 00:29:21,049
Good thing it wasn't the fish.

491
00:29:21,217 --> 00:29:22,676
[KATHLEEN LAUGHS]

492
00:29:22,844 --> 00:29:24,219
JOE:
Take care!

493
00:30:11,434 --> 00:30:14,228
JOE:
No protests, no demonstrations.

494
00:30:14,437 --> 00:30:15,896
KEVIN:
The neighborhood loves us.

495
00:30:16,064 --> 00:30:18,440
NELSON: They're wondering where
we've been all these years...

496
00:30:18,608 --> 00:30:20,150
...how they did without us.

497
00:30:20,318 --> 00:30:21,401
It's a hit!

498
00:30:21,569 --> 00:30:23,153
How's the children's department?

499
00:30:23,321 --> 00:30:25,239
It's early. School's not out.

500
00:30:25,406 --> 00:30:28,742
And there is that children's store nearby.
Shop Around the Corner.

501
00:30:28,910 --> 00:30:31,495
SCHUYLER:
Cecilia's store. Cecilia Kelly.

502
00:30:31,663 --> 00:30:33,455
We might have had a date once.

503
00:30:33,623 --> 00:30:36,083
JOE: Her daughter owns it now.
NELSON: We'll crush it.

504
00:30:36,334 --> 00:30:38,085
SCHUYLER:
She was enchanting.

505
00:30:43,550 --> 00:30:46,134
BIRDIE:
They've been open six days.

506
00:30:46,302 --> 00:30:50,806
And we did $1200 less
than the same week last year.

507
00:30:51,099 --> 00:30:52,558
That could be a fluke, right?

508
00:30:53,476 --> 00:30:54,560
Or not.

509
00:30:55,937 --> 00:30:58,605
Their store is new. It's a novelty.

510
00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:02,568
It'll all shake out. Meanwhile,
I'm putting up more twinkle lights.

511
00:31:02,777 --> 00:31:04,361
That's a fine idea.

512
00:31:04,571 --> 00:31:06,280
What if we have to fold?

513
00:31:06,573 --> 00:31:08,949
I'll never find another part-time job.

514
00:31:09,117 --> 00:31:12,452
Then I won't be able to pay my rent,
and I'll have to move.

515
00:31:12,704 --> 00:31:14,121
To Brooklyn!

516
00:31:14,289 --> 00:31:17,165
GEORGE: Ah, the joy of rent control.
Six rooms...

517
00:31:17,458 --> 00:31:18,792
...450 a month.

518
00:31:19,085 --> 00:31:21,211
We know. You've told us a million times.

519
00:31:21,379 --> 00:31:24,840
I can't believe you're bringing
this up at a time like this.

520
00:31:25,091 --> 00:31:28,385
It's like those people who brag
because they're tall.

521
00:31:28,636 --> 00:31:30,512
We are not going to fold.

522
00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:32,306
Hey, I--

523
00:31:33,641 --> 00:31:35,142
This place is a tomb.

524
00:31:35,351 --> 00:31:38,145
I'm going to the nut shop where it's fun.

525
00:31:38,813 --> 00:31:40,147
George?

526
00:31:42,817 --> 00:31:44,318
George?

527
00:31:50,992 --> 00:31:52,492
Miranda!

528
00:31:53,828 --> 00:31:55,329
Hi! Hi!

529
00:31:55,496 --> 00:31:58,332
Kathleen, are you surviving?

530
00:31:58,499 --> 00:32:02,669
We're so excited about your new book.
When should we schedule a signing?

531
00:32:02,837 --> 00:32:06,715
It's being published in January.
Will you be in business in January?

532
00:32:06,883 --> 00:32:08,175
I'm so worried.

533
00:32:08,426 --> 00:32:09,676
We're doing great.

534
00:32:09,886 --> 00:32:11,053
Aren't we?

535
00:32:11,346 --> 00:32:13,180
BIRDIE:
No difference whatsoever!

536
00:32:13,389 --> 00:32:14,431
Great.

537
00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:15,891
Thank God!

538
00:32:16,559 --> 00:32:20,687
You can count on me for anything.
Support, rallies, picket lines.

539
00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:23,023
We can get the Times to write something.

540
00:32:23,900 --> 00:32:25,442
Or that nut from the Observer.

541
00:32:26,027 --> 00:32:27,235
What--?

542
00:32:27,403 --> 00:32:30,364
-What nut in the Observer?
MIRANDA: Frank something-or-other.

543
00:32:30,573 --> 00:32:32,532
The one who's in love
with his typewriter.

544
00:32:32,825 --> 00:32:35,327
This is just the sort of thing
that would outrage him.

545
00:32:38,206 --> 00:32:39,790
FRANK:
A nut? She called me a nut?

546
00:32:40,333 --> 00:32:43,043
KATHLEEN: That's not the point.
She thinks my store is in trouble.

547
00:32:43,211 --> 00:32:45,921
Why would she say that?
There's enough business for us all.

548
00:32:46,130 --> 00:32:49,216
FRANK: Yes, there is. No question.
-We are fine.

549
00:32:49,384 --> 00:32:51,259
You're more than fine.
You're absolutely fine.

550
00:32:51,427 --> 00:32:52,761
-We are fine.
-Yes.

551
00:32:52,929 --> 00:32:54,179
How are you?

552
00:32:54,430 --> 00:32:55,639
-Fine.
-Fine.

553
00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:58,225
Vince will be so happy to see you.

554
00:32:58,685 --> 00:33:01,937
FRANK: Congratulations.
Guess who I saw on the subway today?

555
00:33:02,313 --> 00:33:04,189
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

556
00:33:07,193 --> 00:33:09,194
PATRICIA:
This is amazing. He said:

557
00:33:09,445 --> 00:33:11,530
"You should go to a retreat.

558
00:33:11,781 --> 00:33:14,449
You really should go to a retreat."

559
00:33:18,371 --> 00:33:20,455
Honey, will you get me
another drink? I'm all out.

560
00:33:20,623 --> 00:33:22,708
"It's a really great place...

561
00:33:22,875 --> 00:33:25,168
...to calm down."

562
00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:27,295
He said that to me. Isn’t that hilarious?

563
00:33:32,552 --> 00:33:34,052
Champagne, please.

564
00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:38,432
Stoli on the rocks.
But a fresh glass, please.

565
00:33:38,808 --> 00:33:40,350
White wine, please.

566
00:33:40,643 --> 00:33:42,644
BARTENDER: Here you go.
-Thank you.

567
00:33:46,941 --> 00:33:48,859
Oh, hello.

568
00:33:49,277 --> 00:33:51,486
-Hi.
-Hi.

569
00:33:52,196 --> 00:33:53,780
Do you remember me,
from the bookstore?

570
00:33:53,948 --> 00:33:55,866
Of course I remember you. Yes.

571
00:33:56,367 --> 00:33:57,826
How's your aunt?

572
00:33:58,619 --> 00:33:59,870
She's great. Thanks.

573
00:34:00,121 --> 00:34:01,663
I'd better go deliver this.

574
00:34:01,831 --> 00:34:04,458
I have a very thirsty date.
She's part camel.

575
00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:06,710
Joe, right? Joe, isn't it?

576
00:34:07,086 --> 00:34:09,171
And you are Kathleen.

577
00:34:14,677 --> 00:34:15,844
Kathleen Kelly.

578
00:34:16,012 --> 00:34:17,471
Two white wine, please.

579
00:34:22,685 --> 00:34:26,605
I cannot believe that
you were speaking to Joe Fox.

580
00:34:27,023 --> 00:34:29,191
-Joe Fox?
-Joe Fox.

581
00:34:29,609 --> 00:34:30,942
-As in--
-As in...

582
00:34:31,110 --> 00:34:33,528
...he's gonna take over everything.

583
00:34:41,704 --> 00:34:44,206
Fox? Your last name is Fox.

584
00:34:44,999 --> 00:34:46,750
F-O-X.

585
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:50,504
God! I didn't realize--

586
00:34:50,755 --> 00:34:52,380
I didn't know--

587
00:34:53,132 --> 00:34:54,216
Who you were with?

588
00:34:54,383 --> 00:34:56,259
[IN DEEP VOICE]
I didn't know who you were with.

589
00:34:56,427 --> 00:34:57,636
Excuse me?

590
00:34:58,429 --> 00:35:00,430
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
It's from The Godfather.

591
00:35:00,598 --> 00:35:02,307
Sorry, it's from The Godfather.

592
00:35:02,475 --> 00:35:05,852
It's when the movie producer
realizes that Tom Hagen...

593
00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:08,647
...is an emissary of Vito Corleone.

594
00:35:08,898 --> 00:35:10,941
Just before the horse's head
ends up in the bed...

595
00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:13,360
...with all the bloody sheets.
Wakes up and it's:

596
00:35:13,528 --> 00:35:15,695
Aah! Aah! Aahh!

597
00:35:17,990 --> 00:35:19,157
Never mind.

598
00:35:19,325 --> 00:35:23,537
You were spying on me, weren't you?
You probably rented those children.

599
00:35:23,746 --> 00:35:24,871
Why would I spy on you?

600
00:35:25,039 --> 00:35:27,332
Because I am your competition,
which you know...

601
00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:31,336
...or you wouldn't have put up the sign:
"Just around the corner."

602
00:35:32,046 --> 00:35:36,299
Our store entrance is around the corner.
There's no other way to say it.

603
00:35:36,551 --> 00:35:39,636
It's not the name of our store.
It's where it is.

604
00:35:39,887 --> 00:35:43,515
And you do not own the phrase
"around the corner."

605
00:35:46,602 --> 00:35:47,769
KATHLEEN:
What is that?

606
00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:49,187
What are you doing?

607
00:35:49,981 --> 00:35:51,439
What is that? What are you doing?

608
00:35:51,941 --> 00:35:54,901
You're taking all the caviar?
That caviar is a garnish.

609
00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:03,493
The reason I came into your store...

610
00:36:03,703 --> 00:36:06,663
...is because I was spending the day
with Annabel and Matt.

611
00:36:06,831 --> 00:36:08,165
I was buying them presents.

612
00:36:08,332 --> 00:36:11,459
I'm the type of guy who likes to buy
his way into the hearts of children...

613
00:36:11,627 --> 00:36:12,794
...who are his relatives.

614
00:36:12,962 --> 00:36:16,339
There was only one place to find
a children's book in the neighborhood.

615
00:36:16,507 --> 00:36:17,799
That won't always be the case.

616
00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:19,759
And it was yours. And it is...

617
00:36:20,094 --> 00:36:22,053
...a charming little bookstore.

618
00:36:22,263 --> 00:36:25,765
You probably sell, what,
$350,000 worth of books in a year?

619
00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:27,184
How did you know that?

620
00:36:27,393 --> 00:36:28,643
I'm in the book business.

621
00:36:29,812 --> 00:36:31,271
I am in the book business.

622
00:36:33,274 --> 00:36:34,524
JOE:
I see.

623
00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:36,860
And we are the Price Club.

624
00:36:37,028 --> 00:36:40,447
Only instead of a 10-gallon vat
of olive oil for 3.99...

625
00:36:40,698 --> 00:36:44,492
...that won't even fit under your
kitchen cabinet, we sell cheap books.

626
00:36:44,660 --> 00:36:47,037
Me, a spy? Absolutely.

627
00:36:47,288 --> 00:36:51,708
I have in my possession the secret
printout of the sales figures...

628
00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:55,045
...of a bookstore so inconsequential,
yet full of its own virtue...

629
00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:58,965
...that I had to rush over for fear
it will put me out of business.

630
00:37:01,969 --> 00:37:03,845
What? What?

631
00:37:04,013 --> 00:37:06,389
Hey. How you doing? Frank Navasky.

632
00:37:07,183 --> 00:37:08,725
Joe Fox.

633
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:11,311
-Joe Fox?
-F-O-X.

634
00:37:11,896 --> 00:37:14,147
The inventor of the superstore.
Of course.

635
00:37:14,398 --> 00:37:16,233
The enemy of the mid-list novel.

636
00:37:16,484 --> 00:37:17,734
The destroyer of City Books.

637
00:37:17,902 --> 00:37:20,570
Tell me something, really.
How do you sleep at night?

638
00:37:20,863 --> 00:37:23,865
I use a wonderful over-the-counter drug:

639
00:37:24,116 --> 00:37:25,408
Ultra-dorm.

640
00:37:25,618 --> 00:37:27,285
Don't take the whole thing, just half.

641
00:37:27,453 --> 00:37:29,579
You'll wake up without
even the tiniest hangover.

642
00:37:30,289 --> 00:37:32,290
-You're Frank Navasky, aren't you?
-Yes. Leaving.

643
00:37:32,458 --> 00:37:34,417
PATRICIA:
Your last piece in the Observer...

644
00:37:34,669 --> 00:37:37,212
...about Anthony Powell was brilliant.

645
00:37:38,506 --> 00:37:40,173
-Really?
-Brilliant. Yes.

646
00:37:40,675 --> 00:37:42,008
I'm Patricia Eden.

647
00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:43,927
Hi. Eden Books.

648
00:37:44,136 --> 00:37:47,222
Joe, this man is the greatest
living expert...

649
00:37:47,390 --> 00:37:48,932
...on Julius and Ethel Rosenberg.

650
00:37:49,141 --> 00:37:50,517
FRANK:
You really liked my--?

651
00:37:50,726 --> 00:37:52,185
This is Kathleen Kelly.

652
00:37:52,395 --> 00:37:55,814
My piece? I just--
You know? I'm flattered.

653
00:37:55,982 --> 00:37:58,400
You write these things.
You think somebody'll mention them.

654
00:37:58,567 --> 00:38:00,819
A week goes by, the phone
doesn't ring and you think:

655
00:38:00,987 --> 00:38:03,488
"I'm a fraud. I'm a failure or something."

656
00:38:03,739 --> 00:38:06,616
You know what fascinated me
about Julius and Ethel Rosenberg?

657
00:38:06,867 --> 00:38:10,245
Is how old they looked,
when they were really just our age.

658
00:38:11,747 --> 00:38:12,789
You know?

659
00:38:13,332 --> 00:38:15,959
Oh, wow, I'm so happy to have
finally met you.

660
00:38:16,919 --> 00:38:19,296
We will talk. Have you ever
thought about doing a book?

661
00:38:19,463 --> 00:38:21,715
It's crossed my mind,
something relevant for today...

662
00:38:21,924 --> 00:38:24,843
...like the Luddite movement in
19th century England. We should talk.

663
00:38:25,011 --> 00:38:26,136
Call me.

664
00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:28,722
JOE:
Hon, have you ever had a caviar garnish?

665
00:38:34,854 --> 00:38:38,440
I had no idea Frank Navasky...

666
00:38:38,649 --> 00:38:40,692
...was going to be so down-to-earth.

667
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:42,986
You read his stuff...

668
00:38:43,237 --> 00:38:45,947
...you think he's going to be
so obscure and abstruse.

669
00:38:46,198 --> 00:38:49,034
He's always talking about Heidegger...

670
00:38:49,285 --> 00:38:50,660
...and Foucault.

671
00:38:50,911 --> 00:38:54,164
And I have no idea what
any of it's about, really.

672
00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:00,754
[PATRICIA GROANS]

673
00:39:00,921 --> 00:39:03,048
JOE:
I'm not tired. I'm not.

674
00:39:03,215 --> 00:39:05,300
[PATRICIA SNORING]

675
00:39:13,225 --> 00:39:15,226
[KEYBOARD CLACKING]

676
00:39:18,606 --> 00:39:22,609
JOE: Do you ever feel you've become
the worst version of yourself?

677
00:39:26,614 --> 00:39:30,367
That a Pandora's box of
all the secret, hateful parts...

678
00:39:30,618 --> 00:39:32,786
...your arrogance, your spite...

679
00:39:33,037 --> 00:39:34,371
...your condescension...

680
00:39:34,622 --> 00:39:36,331
...has sprung open?

681
00:39:36,540 --> 00:39:39,167
Someone provokes you,
and instead of smiling...

682
00:39:39,418 --> 00:39:42,295
...and moving on, you zing them?

683
00:39:42,546 --> 00:39:45,048
"Hello, it's Mr. Nasty."

684
00:39:45,883 --> 00:39:49,302
I'm sure you have no idea
what I'm talking about.

685
00:39:49,762 --> 00:39:53,056
KATHLEEN: No, I know what you mean,
and I'm completely jealous.

686
00:39:55,142 --> 00:39:59,604
What happens to me when I'm provoked
is that I get tongue-tied. My mind goes--

687
00:40:00,022 --> 00:40:01,106
Blank.

688
00:40:04,193 --> 00:40:06,403
Then I spend all night
tossing and turning...

689
00:40:06,654 --> 00:40:09,114
...trying to figure out
what I should've said.

690
00:40:12,785 --> 00:40:14,744
What should I have said,
for example, to the....

691
00:40:14,912 --> 00:40:18,581
Bottom-dweller...

692
00:40:20,334 --> 00:40:23,962
...who recently belittled
my existence?

693
00:40:33,097 --> 00:40:34,514
Nothing.

694
00:40:35,182 --> 00:40:36,558
Nothing. Even now.

695
00:40:36,809 --> 00:40:37,892
Even now--

696
00:40:38,060 --> 00:40:39,102
Days later....

697
00:40:39,270 --> 00:40:40,687
--I can't figure it out.

698
00:40:41,188 --> 00:40:45,024
JOE: Wouldn't it be wonderful if I could
pass all my zingers to you?

699
00:40:45,276 --> 00:40:49,028
Then I'd never behave badly
and you could behave badly all the time.

700
00:40:49,196 --> 00:40:50,447
And we'd both be happy.

701
00:40:50,614 --> 00:40:52,282
On the other hand, I must warn you:

702
00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:55,994
When you finally have the pleasure
of saying the thing you mean to say...

703
00:40:56,162 --> 00:41:00,039
...at the moment you mean to say it,
remorse inevitably follows.

704
00:41:05,421 --> 00:41:08,047
Do you think we should meet?

705
00:41:18,225 --> 00:41:19,517
Meet?

706
00:41:20,102 --> 00:41:21,853
Oh, my God....

707
00:42:24,250 --> 00:42:25,959
Seventy-two twenty-seven.

708
00:42:28,128 --> 00:42:30,255
This is a cash-only line.

709
00:42:31,799 --> 00:42:33,633
-What?
-Cash only.

710
00:42:34,468 --> 00:42:36,427
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

711
00:42:36,595 --> 00:42:39,764
I just have a credit card.
I'm sorry. Is that okay?

712
00:42:39,974 --> 00:42:41,391
MAN:
No, it's not okay.

713
00:42:41,809 --> 00:42:42,934
There's a sign.

714
00:42:44,144 --> 00:42:45,937
I'm sorry. I'm very sorry.

715
00:42:46,188 --> 00:42:50,066
I never do this, but I'm asking you to
make an exception in this one case.

716
00:42:50,234 --> 00:42:51,776
MAN:
You have no cash?

717
00:42:52,027 --> 00:42:54,028
-She has no cash.
-No, she has no cash.

718
00:42:54,196 --> 00:42:55,697
Get on another line, lady.

719
00:42:55,864 --> 00:42:57,240
I have a dollar. That's all.

720
00:42:57,408 --> 00:42:59,117
I have a dollar. One dollar.

721
00:42:59,577 --> 00:43:01,452
-Is there anything you can do?
-Hello.

722
00:43:01,912 --> 00:43:04,163
-Hello.
-Hi. You need some money?

723
00:43:04,373 --> 00:43:06,916
No, I do not need any money.
Thank you very much.

724
00:43:07,084 --> 00:43:09,586
CASHIER: Get in another line.
-Hi.

725
00:43:09,837 --> 00:43:11,254
Rose.

726
00:43:11,422 --> 00:43:13,381
That is a great name. Rose.

727
00:43:13,799 --> 00:43:15,633
This is Kathleen. I'm Joe--

728
00:43:15,884 --> 00:43:17,093
And I'm Henry.

729
00:43:17,344 --> 00:43:19,053
Henry, how are you? Happy holidays.

730
00:43:19,305 --> 00:43:21,514
This is a credit card machine.

731
00:43:22,141 --> 00:43:23,224
Happy Thanksgiving.

732
00:43:24,810 --> 00:43:27,312
It's your turn to say
"Happy Thanksgiving" back.

733
00:43:27,521 --> 00:43:29,355
Happy Thanksgiving back.

734
00:43:29,815 --> 00:43:31,149
Knock, knock.

735
00:43:31,734 --> 00:43:34,027
-Who's there?
JOE: Orange.

736
00:43:34,862 --> 00:43:35,903
Orange who?

737
00:43:36,071 --> 00:43:37,864
"Orange" you going to give us a break...

738
00:43:38,032 --> 00:43:41,200
...by zipping this credit card
through the credit card machine?

739
00:43:42,077 --> 00:43:44,287
Come on, you can do it.
Zip, zip.

740
00:43:45,247 --> 00:43:46,372
There you go.

741
00:43:47,708 --> 00:43:49,125
Rose?

742
00:43:50,252 --> 00:43:52,670
That is a great name.

743
00:43:53,380 --> 00:43:54,756
So you're fine.

744
00:43:54,965 --> 00:43:56,007
Fine.

745
00:43:56,175 --> 00:43:59,135
Happy Thanksgiving.
Henry, happy Thanksgiving.

746
00:44:00,262 --> 00:44:01,763
I'm so sorry. Really.

747
00:44:01,930 --> 00:44:04,891
-I apologize from the bottom of my heart.
HENRY: So sign already!

748
00:44:05,392 --> 00:44:08,311
-I'd like to get home for the parade.
ROSE: You have my pen.

749
00:44:09,396 --> 00:44:11,689
[PIANO PLAYING]

750
00:44:12,316 --> 00:44:14,817
[SINGING "TOMORROW"]

751
00:45:11,583 --> 00:45:13,835
NELSON: Wonderful!
ANNABEL: Thank you.

752
00:45:16,130 --> 00:45:19,257
[SINGING "THE ORCHESTRA SONG"]

753
00:45:56,128 --> 00:45:57,170
I got it.

754
00:46:53,852 --> 00:46:56,729
KATHLEEN: It's coming on Christmas
They're cutting down trees

755
00:46:57,397 --> 00:46:59,565
Do you know that Joni Mitchell song?

756
00:46:59,817 --> 00:47:02,860
I wish I had a river
I could skate away on

757
00:47:03,111 --> 00:47:06,447
Such a sad song. And not
really about Christmas at all.

758
00:47:06,657 --> 00:47:10,701
But I was thinking about it tonight
as I was decorating my Christmas tree.

759
00:47:10,953 --> 00:47:13,496
Unwrapping funky ornaments
made of Popsicle sticks...

760
00:47:13,747 --> 00:47:16,958
...and missing my mother so much
I almost couldn't breathe.

761
00:47:18,293 --> 00:47:20,294
I always miss my mother at Christmas.

762
00:47:20,587 --> 00:47:24,715
But somehow it is worse this year
since I need some advice from her.

763
00:47:24,967 --> 00:47:26,717
I need her to make me some cocoa...

764
00:47:26,885 --> 00:47:31,222
...and tell me that everything that's
going badly in my life will sort itself out.

765
00:47:33,725 --> 00:47:36,769
JOE: What kind of advice do you need?
Can I help?

766
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:44,902
KATHLEEN:
Can you help?

767
00:47:46,947 --> 00:47:48,656
I wish you could help.

768
00:47:50,868 --> 00:47:52,118
I wish....

769
00:47:52,703 --> 00:47:53,995
[GASPS]

770
00:47:54,162 --> 00:47:56,122
JOE: I had a gut feeling
you'd be online now.

771
00:47:56,498 --> 00:47:58,040
Hi.

772
00:47:59,334 --> 00:48:02,461
I can give you advice.
I'm great at advice.

773
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:08,259
Uh-oh.

774
00:48:12,931 --> 00:48:14,974
KATHLEEN:
If only you could help.

775
00:48:17,978 --> 00:48:19,270
Hmm.

776
00:48:19,438 --> 00:48:21,063
JOE:
Is it about love?

777
00:48:21,315 --> 00:48:22,732
Please say no.

778
00:48:23,734 --> 00:48:26,027
No. How cute is that?

779
00:48:26,194 --> 00:48:28,154
KATHLEEN:
My business is in trouble.

780
00:48:29,698 --> 00:48:30,781
Huh.

781
00:48:30,949 --> 00:48:32,199
Well....

782
00:48:35,829 --> 00:48:37,955
JOE:
I'm a brilliant businessman.

783
00:48:38,373 --> 00:48:40,207
It's what I do best.

784
00:48:40,459 --> 00:48:42,084
What's your business?

785
00:48:42,544 --> 00:48:44,545
No. Mm-mm.

786
00:48:44,713 --> 00:48:47,214
KATHLEEN:
No specifics. Remember?

787
00:48:48,342 --> 00:48:50,259
Okay.

788
00:48:52,220 --> 00:48:58,059
JOE: Well, minus specifics,
it's hard to help except to say...

789
00:48:58,310 --> 00:48:59,727
...go to the mattresses.

790
00:49:01,063 --> 00:49:03,356
"Except to say go to the matt--"

791
00:49:04,733 --> 00:49:06,192
What?

792
00:49:07,569 --> 00:49:08,694
What does that mean?

793
00:49:09,529 --> 00:49:13,199
JOE: It's from The Godfather.
It means you have to go to war.

794
00:49:15,869 --> 00:49:18,996
What is it with men and The Godfather?

795
00:49:19,247 --> 00:49:20,373
Hello?

796
00:49:22,793 --> 00:49:24,710
Oh, come on. Hello?

797
00:49:25,420 --> 00:49:26,712
Well....

798
00:49:27,214 --> 00:49:29,131
[IMITATING MARLON BRANDO]
Well, what can I....

799
00:49:29,466 --> 00:49:30,758
Michael--

800
00:49:31,218 --> 00:49:34,220
JOE:
The Godfather is the I Ching.

801
00:49:35,263 --> 00:49:37,723
The Godfather is the sum of all wisdom.

802
00:49:39,017 --> 00:49:41,602
The Godfather is the answer
to any question.

803
00:49:41,853 --> 00:49:43,938
What should I pack
for my summer vacation?

804
00:49:44,231 --> 00:49:46,232
"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."

805
00:49:47,359 --> 00:49:49,443
What day of the week is it?

806
00:49:50,237 --> 00:49:53,739
"Monday, Tuesday,
Thursday, Wednesday."

807
00:49:54,533 --> 00:49:59,286
The answer to your question is:
"Go to the mattresses."

808
00:50:00,288 --> 00:50:02,832
You're at war.
"It's not personal, it's business.

809
00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:06,585
It's not personal. It's business."

810
00:50:06,962 --> 00:50:11,924
Recite that to yourself every time
you feel you're losing your nerve.

811
00:50:14,553 --> 00:50:16,137
I know you worry about being brave.

812
00:50:16,304 --> 00:50:17,638
Don't.

813
00:50:18,473 --> 00:50:20,307
This is your chance.

814
00:50:20,934 --> 00:50:22,268
Fight!

815
00:50:22,936 --> 00:50:24,145
Fight to the death!

816
00:50:24,354 --> 00:50:26,355
Fight to the death.

817
00:50:30,944 --> 00:50:33,320
It's not personal.
It's business. Just fight!

818
00:50:33,488 --> 00:50:34,530
Fight, fight, fight!

819
00:50:34,698 --> 00:50:36,365
[DOOR CLOSES]

820
00:50:38,869 --> 00:50:40,578
FRANK: Hey.
-Hey.

821
00:50:44,207 --> 00:50:45,791
I've been thinking.

822
00:50:46,793 --> 00:50:48,335
-Frank.
-What?

823
00:50:49,087 --> 00:50:50,963
I've decided to go the mattresses.

824
00:50:51,173 --> 00:50:55,968
Do you think it would be a conflict of
interest if you wrote about the store?

825
00:50:56,178 --> 00:50:58,179
-Yes.
-Yes?

826
00:50:58,805 --> 00:51:00,139
No.

827
00:51:00,682 --> 00:51:02,141
So you'll do it?

828
00:51:02,726 --> 00:51:05,102
Yes. Yes.

829
00:51:05,312 --> 00:51:07,438
Do you know what it is
to go to the mattresses?

830
00:51:07,647 --> 00:51:09,148
From The Godfather.

831
00:51:10,984 --> 00:51:12,902
[PHONE RINGING]

832
00:51:13,070 --> 00:51:15,112
GEORGE:
Good morning, Shop Around the Corner.

833
00:51:15,322 --> 00:51:16,739
George speaking, may I help you?

834
00:51:17,365 --> 00:51:20,159
CHRISTINA: Kathleen,
the Channel 2 truck just pulled up.

835
00:51:20,327 --> 00:51:21,368
KATHLEEN:
In a second.

836
00:51:21,536 --> 00:51:23,287
CHRISTINA:
Everyone's read the article.

837
00:51:23,455 --> 00:51:26,832
BIRDIE: "So you do not have to look
to the usual places...

838
00:51:27,042 --> 00:51:29,043
...where good and evil face off...

839
00:51:29,336 --> 00:51:33,506
...the places Herodotus called
'the happy land of absolutes.'

840
00:51:34,049 --> 00:51:37,093
We have the perfect example
here on the West Side...

841
00:51:37,344 --> 00:51:40,346
...where the cold cash cow, Fox Books...

842
00:51:40,597 --> 00:51:42,640
...threatens survival of a temple...

843
00:51:42,891 --> 00:51:46,477
...to one of the twentieth century's
most profound truths:

844
00:51:46,686 --> 00:51:48,646
BOTH:
You are what you read."

845
00:51:49,022 --> 00:51:50,564
I believe that.

846
00:51:51,066 --> 00:51:52,942
BIRDIE:
"Save The Shop Around the Corner...

847
00:51:53,193 --> 00:51:55,736
...and you will save your soul."

848
00:51:57,614 --> 00:51:59,990
Frank, that's charming.

849
00:52:00,617 --> 00:52:01,951
Think it's a little over the top?

850
00:52:02,119 --> 00:52:04,912
GEORGE: That was The Village Voice.
I told them to come over whenever.

851
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:06,539
Oh, man.

852
00:52:07,874 --> 00:52:10,292
Float like a butterfly. Sting like a bee.

853
00:52:10,502 --> 00:52:12,002
[CHANTING]
One, two, three, four!

854
00:52:12,170 --> 00:52:13,796
We don't want your superstore!

855
00:52:14,047 --> 00:52:18,425
Five, six, seven, eight!
Go away and close the gate!

856
00:52:18,677 --> 00:52:20,761
One, two, three, four!

857
00:52:21,012 --> 00:52:23,764
"We don't want this superstore."

858
00:52:23,932 --> 00:52:25,766
-Is that what they're saying?
-Catchy.

859
00:52:25,934 --> 00:52:28,394
-Well, who wrote that?
NELSON: Annoying.

860
00:52:29,020 --> 00:52:30,521
Pissing me off, actually.

861
00:52:30,689 --> 00:52:31,981
KATHLEEN:
Do you want the West Side...

862
00:52:32,149 --> 00:52:35,359
...to become one big, gigantic strip mall?

863
00:52:35,527 --> 00:52:36,986
CROWD:
No!

864
00:52:37,195 --> 00:52:40,489
Do you want to get off the subway
at 72nd and Broadway...

865
00:52:40,740 --> 00:52:43,826
...and not even know
you're in New York City?

866
00:52:44,119 --> 00:52:46,954
Can we save
The Shop Around the Corner?

867
00:52:47,164 --> 00:52:48,497
CROWD:
Yes!

868
00:52:48,748 --> 00:52:50,875
We're here in front of
The Shop Around the Corner...

869
00:52:51,042 --> 00:52:53,335
...the famous West Side
children's bookstore...

870
00:52:53,503 --> 00:52:56,046
...now on the verge of having
to close its doors...

871
00:52:56,214 --> 00:52:58,215
...because the big bad wolf,
Fox Books...

872
00:52:58,425 --> 00:53:00,551
...has opened only
a few hundred feet away...

873
00:53:00,802 --> 00:53:04,930
...wooing customers with its sharp
discounts and designer coffee.

874
00:53:06,141 --> 00:53:07,975
They have to have discounts and lattes...

875
00:53:08,143 --> 00:53:10,352
...because their workers
have never read a book.

876
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:13,439
She's not as nice as she seems on TV.

877
00:53:13,690 --> 00:53:15,441
-You met her?
-Yeah.

878
00:53:15,609 --> 00:53:17,568
Boy, she's a pill.

879
00:53:18,028 --> 00:53:20,154
Probably ain't as fine
as she look on TV either.

880
00:53:20,739 --> 00:53:25,242
Oh, no, no. She's beautiful.
But she's a pill.

881
00:53:25,452 --> 00:53:26,577
KEVIN:
You don't feel bad...

882
00:53:26,786 --> 00:53:30,289
...about sending her ass back
to the projects with food stamps?

883
00:53:30,498 --> 00:53:32,041
Broke, single, white lady.

884
00:53:32,292 --> 00:53:33,417
It's not personal.

885
00:53:33,585 --> 00:53:35,461
-It's business.
-Yeah.

886
00:53:35,629 --> 00:53:38,047
Hey, here's a good-looking guy!

887
00:53:38,298 --> 00:53:40,966
I sell cheap books. I do. So sue me.

888
00:53:41,468 --> 00:53:44,094
REPORTER: And that, in a nutshell,
is the Fox Books philosophy.

889
00:53:45,013 --> 00:53:46,055
That's what you said?

890
00:53:46,223 --> 00:53:47,723
REPORTER:
Discount them and sell them.

891
00:53:47,891 --> 00:53:49,475
That's not all I said.

892
00:53:49,684 --> 00:53:52,353
I can't believe those bastards.
I said we were great!

893
00:53:52,604 --> 00:53:55,022
I said you could read for hours
and no one will bother you.

894
00:53:55,273 --> 00:53:58,484
I said we had 150,000 titles. I showed
them the New York City section.

895
00:53:58,652 --> 00:54:00,778
I said we were a goddamn piazza.

896
00:54:01,363 --> 00:54:03,405
A place in this city where
people could mingle.

897
00:54:03,573 --> 00:54:04,615
Piazza?

898
00:54:04,783 --> 00:54:06,408
I was eloquent!

899
00:54:06,785 --> 00:54:08,869
-Shit!
-A piazza.

900
00:54:09,204 --> 00:54:12,748
It's inevitable. People want
to turn her into Joan of Arc.

901
00:54:12,999 --> 00:54:14,750
And you into Attila the Hun.

902
00:54:15,001 --> 00:54:17,878
Not me personally,
but the company, yeah.

903
00:54:19,130 --> 00:54:20,547
I have met Joe Fox.

904
00:54:21,216 --> 00:54:24,760
I've heard him compare
his store to a Price Club...

905
00:54:25,011 --> 00:54:27,513
...and the books in it
to cans of olive oil.

906
00:54:31,601 --> 00:54:34,561
The bookstore, tell us about it.

907
00:54:36,106 --> 00:54:41,193
The Shop Around the Corner has
a kind of Jeffersonian purity to it...

908
00:54:41,444 --> 00:54:46,031
...that the city needs in order
to maintain historical integrity.

909
00:54:46,199 --> 00:54:47,533
SIDNEY-ANN:
Jeffersonian purity.

910
00:54:47,701 --> 00:54:49,743
That was nice. Thank you.
Thank you. Sounded good.

911
00:54:50,078 --> 00:54:52,037
-Are you taping this?
-Yeah, I'm taping this.

912
00:54:52,205 --> 00:54:54,790
Technologically speaking,
the world's out of hand.

913
00:54:55,041 --> 00:54:56,667
Take the VCR.

914
00:54:57,043 --> 00:55:01,255
The whole idea behind the VCR
is that it makes it possible...

915
00:55:01,548 --> 00:55:05,050
...for you to tape what's on TV
when you leave the house.

916
00:55:05,260 --> 00:55:07,678
The whole idea
behind leaving the house...

917
00:55:07,929 --> 00:55:11,473


...is so you can miss
what's on television.

918
00:55:11,641 --> 00:55:13,559
-I've heard you say that before.
-She hasn't.

919
00:55:13,768 --> 00:55:15,060
SIDNEY-ANN:
Absolutely.

920
00:55:15,270 --> 00:55:16,687
Right.

921
00:55:17,063 --> 00:55:18,480
FRANK:
She gets it.

922
00:55:18,732 --> 00:55:20,691
Radio. There's a medium
I can get behind.

923
00:55:22,068 --> 00:55:23,652
You gonna start collecting radios now?

924
00:55:23,820 --> 00:55:25,112
SIDNEY-ANN:
We're on television.

925
00:55:25,905 --> 00:55:27,990
-You're good at it.
-No, no, no.

926
00:55:28,616 --> 00:55:29,658
KATHLEEN:
Frank.

927
00:55:30,702 --> 00:55:32,494
She's coming on to you.

928
00:55:32,746 --> 00:55:34,580
They do this on television.

929
00:55:34,748 --> 00:55:36,123
FRANK:
The Shop Around the Corner...

930
00:55:36,291 --> 00:55:38,834
...it's a true New York treasure.

931
00:55:39,085 --> 00:55:40,336
As are you.

932
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:42,713
[FRANK LAUGHS]

933
00:55:43,965 --> 00:55:46,133
Honestly, I'd love to have you back.

934
00:55:46,468 --> 00:55:47,885
KATHLEEN:
Is she sweating?

935
00:55:48,219 --> 00:55:50,721
She's touching herself.
And she's sweating.

936
00:55:50,889 --> 00:55:51,972
Anytime.

937
00:55:54,184 --> 00:55:55,476
We can turn it off.

938
00:55:55,727 --> 00:55:57,019
Oh, my God.

939
00:55:57,270 --> 00:56:00,439
I just want to say that
yours is the only show I watch.

940
00:56:00,940 --> 00:56:02,024
Oh, my God.

941
00:56:02,192 --> 00:56:04,276
No. I was being polite.

942
00:56:04,444 --> 00:56:06,445
-Thank you, Frank Navasky.
-No, thank you're.

943
00:56:06,613 --> 00:56:08,280
"Thank you're"? I'm sorry.

944
00:56:08,531 --> 00:56:09,865
Thank you're?

945
00:56:10,033 --> 00:56:12,034
Thank you're, ladies and gentlemen.

946
00:56:12,911 --> 00:56:15,371
I slobbered all over her, didn't I?

947
00:56:16,247 --> 00:56:18,874
But I think that there's something there.

948
00:56:31,429 --> 00:56:35,432
GEORGE: So first, I gotta go get
some eucalyptus candles...

949
00:56:35,683 --> 00:56:39,144
...because it makes
my apartment smell mossy.

950
00:56:39,687 --> 00:56:42,773
Then I'm going to the market,
and I can't decide whether to get...

951
00:56:43,024 --> 00:56:46,026
...sausage for the meat sauce,
or chopped meat.

952
00:56:46,444 --> 00:56:47,945
Spare us.

953
00:56:48,113 --> 00:56:49,446
GEORGE:
You know what? Clam sauce.

954
00:56:50,073 --> 00:56:51,490
Because this is a big date.

955
00:56:52,867 --> 00:56:54,201
[DOOR CLOSES]

956
00:56:56,955 --> 00:56:59,415
Don't tell me.
Not the slightest difference?

957
00:57:01,209 --> 00:57:02,918
How can that be?

958
00:57:03,169 --> 00:57:06,672
All this publicity
and not one bit of difference?

959
00:57:08,216 --> 00:57:10,676
Birdie, what am I going to do?

960
00:57:11,344 --> 00:57:13,178
What would Mom have done?

961
00:57:14,180 --> 00:57:17,099
Well, let's ask her.

962
00:57:20,603 --> 00:57:23,689
Cecilia, what should we do?

963
00:57:25,442 --> 00:57:27,234
-Birdie?
-Shh.

964
00:57:28,111 --> 00:57:29,945
She has no idea.

965
00:57:30,196 --> 00:57:33,699
But she thinks
the window display is lovely.

966
00:57:38,746 --> 00:57:41,039
-Good night, dearie.
-Good night.

967
00:57:55,763 --> 00:57:56,930
KATHLEEN:
I need help.

968
00:58:00,059 --> 00:58:01,727
Do you still want to meet me?

969
00:58:04,856 --> 00:58:07,733
JOE: I would love to meet you.
Where? When?

970
00:58:08,234 --> 00:58:12,237
So I suppose she's carrying a copy
of a book with a flower in it?

971
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:15,616
Not really?

972
00:58:15,909 --> 00:58:18,076
She could be a real dog, man.

973
00:58:18,328 --> 00:58:20,120
I'm only staying 10 minutes.

974
00:58:20,580 --> 00:58:24,082
I'll say hello, have a cup of coffee
and then I'll split.

975
00:58:24,834 --> 00:58:28,337
Hope she doesn't have a squeaky voice
like the mice in Cinderella.

976
00:58:28,588 --> 00:58:32,925
Why am I doing this?
Why am I compelled to meet her? Why?

977
00:58:33,343 --> 00:58:36,011
Relax. You're just taking it
to the next level.

978
00:58:36,262 --> 00:58:37,554
I always do that.

979
00:58:37,764 --> 00:58:39,973
I always take a relationship
to the next level.

980
00:58:40,141 --> 00:58:43,769
If that works out, I take it
to the next level after that.

981
00:58:43,978 --> 00:58:48,065
Till I reach that level where
it becomes absolutely necessary...

982
00:58:48,316 --> 00:58:49,858
...for me to leave.

983
00:58:50,818 --> 00:58:54,446
Huh. I won't stay that long anyway.
I already said that, didn't I?

984
00:58:54,656 --> 00:58:56,281
-Yes, you did.
-Oh!

985
00:59:00,286 --> 00:59:03,539
JOE:
Well, okay. Café Lalo. This is it.

986
00:59:04,624 --> 00:59:07,334
Eight o'clock.
We got here fast, didn't we?

987
00:59:07,794 --> 00:59:09,002
Kevin...

988
00:59:10,171 --> 00:59:13,340
...this woman is the most adorable creature
I've ever been in contact with.

989
00:59:13,591 --> 00:59:17,386
If she turns out even to be
as good-looking as a mailbox...

990
00:59:17,637 --> 00:59:21,473
...I'd be crazy not to turn my life
upside down and marry her.

991
00:59:22,183 --> 00:59:24,184
She could be a real dog.

992
00:59:24,352 --> 00:59:25,811
But good luck.

993
00:59:30,066 --> 00:59:31,942
Would you go and look for me?

994
00:59:32,193 --> 00:59:35,320
Go look through the window
and check her out. Please?

995
00:59:35,488 --> 00:59:36,822
All right.

996
00:59:38,408 --> 00:59:40,492
-You're pathetic, man.
-Ha-ha-ha.

997
00:59:43,496 --> 00:59:45,330
KEVIN:
All right. I'll see what I see.

998
00:59:46,207 --> 00:59:47,416
You see her?

999
00:59:48,126 --> 00:59:49,710
Oh, wait, yeah.

1000
00:59:50,253 --> 00:59:52,462
I see a very beautiful girl.

1001
00:59:53,047 --> 00:59:55,090
She's fine. She's fine.

1002
00:59:55,508 --> 00:59:57,217
-I knew it.
-She's gorgeous.

1003
00:59:57,385 --> 00:59:58,927
I knew she would be.

1004
00:59:59,178 --> 01:00:00,637
But no book.

1005
01:00:02,557 --> 01:00:03,932
[CHUCKLES]

1006
01:00:04,100 --> 01:00:07,185
All right. Okay, wait. Wait a minute.

1007
01:00:07,437 --> 01:00:10,606
There's a book with a flower.
So this got to be her.

1008
01:00:10,857 --> 01:00:12,357
What does she look like?

1009
01:00:12,900 --> 01:00:14,151
Can't see. Waiter's blocking.

1010
01:00:14,444 --> 01:00:15,652
Damn it!

1011
01:00:15,903 --> 01:00:17,904
Hold on, he's moving.

1012
01:00:18,448 --> 01:00:20,032
-Yeah?
-Uh....

1013
01:00:20,199 --> 01:00:21,366
JOE:
Can you see her?

1014
01:00:23,202 --> 01:00:24,870
Can you see her?

1015
01:00:26,039 --> 01:00:27,164
Yeah.

1016
01:00:27,415 --> 01:00:28,915
And?

1017
01:00:30,877 --> 01:00:32,294
She's very pretty.

1018
01:00:32,545 --> 01:00:33,920
She is!

1019
01:00:34,172 --> 01:00:36,590
I knew she would be! She had to be!

1020
01:00:36,883 --> 01:00:39,134
She had to be!

1021
01:00:40,803 --> 01:00:41,970
You know what?

1022
01:00:42,180 --> 01:00:43,388
She look--

1023
01:00:44,599 --> 01:00:48,018
I mean, she almost has
the same coloring as...

1024
01:00:48,561 --> 01:00:51,271
-...that Kathleen Kelly person.
-Kathleen Kelly of the bookstore?

1025
01:00:51,522 --> 01:00:53,190
Why not? You thought she was attractive.

1026
01:00:53,399 --> 01:00:56,610
Absolutely. Why not?
Who cares about Kathleen Kelly?

1027
01:00:56,903 --> 01:01:00,197
Well, if you don't like Kathleen Kelly...

1028
01:01:00,531 --> 01:01:02,658
...I can tell you right now...

1029
01:01:03,159 --> 01:01:04,951
...you ain't gonna like this girl.

1030
01:01:05,662 --> 01:01:07,079
Why not?

1031
01:01:08,456 --> 01:01:10,248
Because it is Kathleen Kelly.

1032
01:01:23,596 --> 01:01:25,430
What are you going to do?

1033
01:01:29,018 --> 01:01:30,435
Nothing.

1034
01:01:31,187 --> 01:01:32,979
You just gonna let her
wait there all night?

1035
01:01:33,147 --> 01:01:35,357
That's exactly what I'm going to do.

1036
01:01:36,693 --> 01:01:39,069
Good night. I'll see you in the morning.

1037
01:01:48,204 --> 01:01:49,705
Do you mind if I borrow this chair?

1038
01:01:49,872 --> 01:01:51,665
Yes, I mind. Sorry.

1039
01:01:51,958 --> 01:01:53,750
I'm expecting someone.

1040
01:02:07,765 --> 01:02:09,808
Would you like another tea?

1041
01:02:10,226 --> 01:02:11,727
Yes. Thank you.

1042
01:02:27,869 --> 01:02:29,578
[DOOR OPENS]

1043
01:02:45,011 --> 01:02:46,887
JOE:
Kathleen Kelly.

1044
01:02:47,388 --> 01:02:50,265
Hello. This is a coincidence.
Would you mind if I sat down?

1045
01:02:50,516 --> 01:02:53,602
Yes, I would, actually.
I'm expecting someone.

1046
01:02:54,812 --> 01:02:56,354
www.akumenang.com

1047
01:02:56,606 --> 01:02:57,689
Do you mind?

1048
01:02:57,857 --> 01:03:00,942
I bet you read that book every year.
I bet you just love that...

1049
01:03:01,194 --> 01:03:02,861
...Mr. Darcy.

1050
01:03:03,112 --> 01:03:06,323
Your sentimental heart beats wildly
at the thought he and...

1051
01:03:06,532 --> 01:03:11,286
...whatever her name is are truly,
honestly going to end up together.

1052
01:03:15,124 --> 01:03:17,375
WAITER: Can I get you something?
-No, he's not staying.

1053
01:03:17,543 --> 01:03:19,169
Mochaccino decaf, nonfat.

1054
01:03:19,337 --> 01:03:21,296
You are not staying.

1055
01:03:21,506 --> 01:03:23,507
I'll just stay here
until your friend gets here.

1056
01:03:24,967 --> 01:03:26,092
Gee, is he late?

1057
01:03:26,427 --> 01:03:29,596
www.akumenang.com
is Elizabeth Bennet.

1058
01:03:29,847 --> 01:03:33,350
She is a great and complex character.
Not that you would know.

1059
01:03:33,601 --> 01:03:35,435
As a matter of fact, I've read it.

1060
01:03:35,686 --> 01:03:36,895
Oh, well, good for you.

1061
01:03:37,647 --> 01:03:39,856
You'd discover a lot
if you really knew me.

1062
01:03:40,441 --> 01:03:42,108
I know what I'd find.

1063
01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:46,363
Instead of a brain, a cash register.
Instead of a heart, a bottom line.

1064
01:03:49,992 --> 01:03:51,076
What?

1065
01:03:51,327 --> 01:03:53,620
-I just had a breakthrough.
-What is it?

1066
01:03:53,788 --> 01:03:58,708
For the first time, when confronted
with a horrible, insensitive person...

1067
01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:01,419
...I knew exactly what I
wanted to say, and I said it.

1068
01:04:02,088 --> 01:04:05,799
You have a gift for it. That was a
perfect blend of poetry and meanness.

1069
01:04:06,300 --> 01:04:08,176
Meanness?
Let me tell you about meanness.

1070
01:04:08,344 --> 01:04:11,847
Don't misunderstand me.
I'm trying to pay you a compliment.

1071
01:04:12,598 --> 01:04:13,974
-What are you doing?
-What is this?

1072
01:04:14,183 --> 01:04:17,269
Is this a red rose?
No, it's a crimson rose.

1073
01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:19,145
Something you read about in a book.

1074
01:04:19,313 --> 01:04:23,316
It's funny to you, isn't it?
Everything is a joke to you.

1075
01:04:23,651 --> 01:04:25,151
[DOOR OPENS]

1076
01:04:32,994 --> 01:04:34,244
Please leave.

1077
01:04:34,453 --> 01:04:36,121
Please leave, I beg you.

1078
01:04:43,796 --> 01:04:45,171
Thank you.

1079
01:05:02,064 --> 01:05:03,523
[KATHLEEN WINCES]

1080
01:05:06,485 --> 01:05:09,529
That hanky reminds me
of the first day I met you.

1081
01:05:09,780 --> 01:05:11,656
First day you lied to me.

1082
01:05:11,908 --> 01:05:13,825
-I didn't lie to you.
-You did too.

1083
01:05:13,993 --> 01:05:15,327
-No, I didn't.
-Yes, you did.

1084
01:05:15,494 --> 01:05:17,162
-I did not.
-You did too.

1085
01:05:17,330 --> 01:05:19,080
-I did not.
-You did too.

1086
01:05:19,248 --> 01:05:22,375
I thought that Fox stuff
was so charming. F-O-X.

1087
01:05:22,543 --> 01:05:23,919
I didn't lie about it.

1088
01:05:25,338 --> 01:05:28,006
-Joe? "Just call me Joe."
-Sure.

1089
01:05:28,299 --> 01:05:31,217
As if you were a stupid
22-year-old girl with no last name.

1090
01:05:31,469 --> 01:05:33,553
"Hi, I'm Kimberly."
"Hi, I'm Janice."

1091
01:05:33,804 --> 01:05:35,972
Don't they know you're
supposed to have a last name?

1092
01:05:36,182 --> 01:05:38,433
It's like an entire generation
of cocktail waitresses.

1093
01:05:38,601 --> 01:05:39,851
Look.

1094
01:05:41,687 --> 01:05:45,273
-I am not a 22-year-old cocktail waitress.
-That's not what I meant.

1095
01:05:45,441 --> 01:05:47,943
When I said the thing about
the Price Club and olive oil...

1096
01:05:48,110 --> 01:05:49,277
...that's not what I meant.

1097
01:05:49,445 --> 01:05:53,657
You poor, sad multimillionaire.
I feel so sorry for you.

1098
01:05:53,824 --> 01:05:55,784
[DOOR OPENS]

1099
01:05:59,705 --> 01:06:02,624
I'll take a wild guess
that's not him, either.

1100
01:06:04,043 --> 01:06:06,544
So who is he, I wonder?

1101
01:06:06,754 --> 01:06:09,255
Certainly not
the world's greatest expert...

1102
01:06:09,507 --> 01:06:11,549
...on Julius and Ethel Rosenberg.

1103
01:06:12,218 --> 01:06:14,594
But somebody else entirely different.

1104
01:06:15,346 --> 01:06:17,222
Will you be mean to him too?

1105
01:06:17,515 --> 01:06:18,890
No, I will not.

1106
01:06:19,392 --> 01:06:22,602
The man who is coming here
is completely unlike you.

1107
01:06:22,853 --> 01:06:25,897
The man who is coming here
is kind and funny.

1108
01:06:26,148 --> 01:06:28,400
He's got a wonderful sense of humor.

1109
01:06:28,651 --> 01:06:29,901
But...

1110
01:06:30,403 --> 01:06:31,820
...he's not here.

1111
01:06:32,905 --> 01:06:35,031
If he's not, he has a reason...

1112
01:06:35,241 --> 01:06:38,368
...because there is not a cruel
or careless bone in his body.

1113
01:06:38,577 --> 01:06:40,829
I wouldn't expect you to understand
anybody like that.

1114
01:06:40,997 --> 01:06:45,917
You with your theme park, multi-level,
homogenize-the-world Mochaccinoland.

1115
01:06:46,168 --> 01:06:50,755
You've deluded yourself that you're a
benefactor bringing books to the masses.

1116
01:06:50,965 --> 01:06:53,591
But no one will ever
remember you, Joe Fox.

1117
01:06:53,884 --> 01:06:56,261
And maybe no one will remember me.

1118
01:06:56,429 --> 01:06:58,513
But plenty of people
remember my mother.

1119
01:06:58,681 --> 01:07:00,056
They think she was fine.

1120
01:07:00,266 --> 01:07:02,851
They think her store
was something special.

1121
01:07:04,270 --> 01:07:06,771
You are nothing but a suit.

1122
01:07:20,453 --> 01:07:22,203
That's my cue.

1123
01:07:25,791 --> 01:07:27,333
Good night.

1124
01:08:05,414 --> 01:08:08,124
[COMPUTER DIALING AND BEEPING]

1125
01:08:42,284 --> 01:08:46,246
PATRICIA: So then the agent asks
for $600,000 and I said to her:

1126
01:08:46,497 --> 01:08:49,082
"If you think I'm even
going to talk to you...

1127
01:08:49,250 --> 01:08:52,043
...about paying that kind
of advance for an author...

1128
01:08:52,253 --> 01:08:56,756
...whose last book is being used
as a trivet all over the world...

1129
01:08:57,007 --> 01:08:59,259
...you are completely crazy."

1130
01:09:00,052 --> 01:09:03,680
She was insulting and provocative
and the only thing pleasant about her...

1131
01:09:03,889 --> 01:09:07,142
...was the way her hair
fell across her forehead.

1132
01:09:07,393 --> 01:09:11,229
Underneath that disagreeable
exterior, she may be--

1133
01:09:11,480 --> 01:09:13,398
JOE:
A real bitch.

1134
01:09:13,607 --> 01:09:14,774
Let's not talk about it.

1135
01:09:14,942 --> 01:09:17,610
I'm going back to the office
and I'm sure you have work to do.

1136
01:09:17,820 --> 01:09:18,903
Not really.

1137
01:09:19,071 --> 01:09:22,574
This place is a well-oiled machine,
my friend.

1138
01:09:24,243 --> 01:09:26,494
So? What happened?

1139
01:09:27,037 --> 01:09:29,956
-He never came.
-He stood you up.

1140
01:09:30,124 --> 01:09:32,167
KATHLEEN:
I wouldn't characterize it that way.

1141
01:09:32,334 --> 01:09:33,501
I think something happened.

1142
01:09:33,711 --> 01:09:37,714
Something unexpected that
made it impossible for him to....

1143
01:09:38,215 --> 01:09:41,176
What if he showed up,
took one look at me and left?

1144
01:09:41,427 --> 01:09:43,261
Not possible.

1145
01:09:44,013 --> 01:09:46,931
Maybe there was a subway accident.

1146
01:09:47,266 --> 01:09:48,308
Absolutely.

1147
01:09:48,475 --> 01:09:50,768
A train got trapped underground
with him inside.

1148
01:09:50,936 --> 01:09:51,978
And no phone.

1149
01:09:52,146 --> 01:09:54,522
KATHLEEN: You know how those
express trains create suction.

1150
01:09:54,690 --> 01:09:56,566
He got sucked onto the tracks.

1151
01:09:56,734 --> 01:09:57,775
The third rail.

1152
01:09:58,194 --> 01:09:59,777
CHRISTINA:
He's toast.

1153
01:10:00,112 --> 01:10:01,613
What happened?

1154
01:10:02,364 --> 01:10:03,615
He was unable to make it.

1155
01:10:04,366 --> 01:10:05,575
He stood you up?

1156
01:10:08,704 --> 01:10:13,249
Maybe he had a car accident.
Those cab drivers are maniacs.

1157
01:10:13,500 --> 01:10:17,545
They hit something and you slam
into that plastic partition.

1158
01:10:17,796 --> 01:10:21,174
Or his elbows could be in splints,
so he couldn't dial.

1159
01:10:21,467 --> 01:10:23,718
Or he could be unconscious.

1160
01:10:23,886 --> 01:10:24,969
In a coma.

1161
01:10:25,554 --> 01:10:27,388
Stuck in intensive care.

1162
01:10:27,556 --> 01:10:29,224
With a heart monitor beeping.

1163
01:10:29,391 --> 01:10:30,600
And like....

1164
01:10:30,768 --> 01:10:31,976
-No phone.
-No phone.

1165
01:10:35,773 --> 01:10:37,482
What?

1166
01:10:40,736 --> 01:10:42,362
What are you saying?

1167
01:10:42,738 --> 01:10:43,988
It could be.

1168
01:10:44,156 --> 01:10:46,616
He was arrested
two blocks from the café.

1169
01:10:46,784 --> 01:10:48,493
Is there a picture?

1170
01:10:51,872 --> 01:10:53,665
So that explains it.

1171
01:10:54,166 --> 01:10:55,500
He was in jail.

1172
01:10:55,793 --> 01:10:57,669
And there was a phone.

1173
01:10:57,878 --> 01:11:00,046
He only got one call,
so he called his lawyer.

1174
01:11:00,297 --> 01:11:01,673
You are so lucky.

1175
01:11:01,882 --> 01:11:03,508
You could be dead.

1176
01:11:06,136 --> 01:11:08,846
He couldn't be the Rooftop Killer.

1177
01:11:09,098 --> 01:11:12,392
Remember when you thought
Frank might be the Unabomber?

1178
01:11:12,726 --> 01:11:15,645
Well.... That was different.

1179
01:11:16,438 --> 01:11:18,731
How long did you sit there all alone?

1180
01:11:19,024 --> 01:11:22,694
-Not long. Joe Fox came in.
-Joe Fox?

1181
01:11:22,861 --> 01:11:25,238
I don't want to talk about it.
Let's get to work.

1182
01:11:25,447 --> 01:11:28,574
There's got to be something to do.
There's always something to do.

1183
01:11:29,451 --> 01:11:31,828
GEORGE: Look at this.
CHRISTINA: He looks kind of cute.

1184
01:11:32,037 --> 01:11:33,788
[DOOR BELL RINGS]

1185
01:11:34,957 --> 01:11:36,165
BIRDIE:
So?

1186
01:11:36,333 --> 01:11:38,960
He was unavoidably detained.

1187
01:11:39,378 --> 01:11:41,546
BIRDIE:
He stood you up?

1188
01:11:45,634 --> 01:11:47,885
KATHLEEN:
I've been thinking about you.

1189
01:11:48,804 --> 01:11:52,307
Last night I went to meet you,
and you weren't there.

1190
01:11:54,059 --> 01:11:57,645
I wish I knew why. I felt so foolish.

1191
01:11:59,565 --> 01:12:01,441
And as I waited,
someone else showed up.

1192
01:12:01,608 --> 01:12:04,861
A man who has made
my professional life a misery.

1193
01:12:05,112 --> 01:12:07,572
And an amazing thing happened.

1194
01:12:09,992 --> 01:12:11,659
I was able, for the first time...

1195
01:12:11,910 --> 01:12:14,078
...to say the exact thing
I wanted to say...

1196
01:12:14,288 --> 01:12:17,206
...at the exact moment
I wanted to say it.

1197
01:12:17,666 --> 01:12:21,461
And of course, afterwards I felt terrible...

1198
01:12:21,837 --> 01:12:24,088
...just as you said I would.

1199
01:12:25,090 --> 01:12:27,800
I was cruel, and I'm never cruel.

1200
01:12:28,635 --> 01:12:31,679
Though I hardly believe
what I said mattered to this man.

1201
01:12:31,847 --> 01:12:34,932
To him, I am just a bug to be crushed.

1202
01:12:35,684 --> 01:12:36,934
But what if it did?

1203
01:12:37,186 --> 01:12:41,189
No matter what he's done to me,
there is no excuse for my behavior.

1204
01:12:41,899 --> 01:12:43,274
Anyway...

1205
01:12:43,525 --> 01:12:45,943
...I so wanted to talk to you.

1206
01:12:46,695 --> 01:12:49,322
I hope you have a good reason
for not being there last night.

1207
01:12:49,490 --> 01:12:53,409
You don't seem like the kind of person
who'd do something like that.

1208
01:12:53,994 --> 01:12:56,120
The odd thing about this
form of communication...

1209
01:12:56,288 --> 01:12:59,165
...is that you're more likely to talk
about nothing than something.

1210
01:12:59,333 --> 01:13:00,917
But I just want to say...

1211
01:13:01,126 --> 01:13:04,754
...that all this nothing has meant
more to me than so many...

1212
01:13:04,963 --> 01:13:06,631
...somethings.

1213
01:13:07,925 --> 01:13:09,717
So thanks.

1214
01:13:26,193 --> 01:13:27,568
MALE AOL VOICE:
Goodbye.

1215
01:14:21,373 --> 01:14:23,082
JOE:
I am in...

1216
01:14:26,503 --> 01:14:28,212
...Vancouver.

1217
01:14:37,806 --> 01:14:40,975
I was stuck in a meeting
which I couldn't get out of...

1218
01:14:41,226 --> 01:14:42,393
...and...

1219
01:14:42,728 --> 01:14:44,520
...the electricity went out.

1220
01:14:44,771 --> 01:14:46,272
And...

1221
01:14:46,440 --> 01:14:47,732
...we were trapped...

1222
01:14:47,900 --> 01:14:50,109
...on the 38th floor.

1223
01:14:51,778 --> 01:14:54,280
And the telephone system blew too.

1224
01:15:01,455 --> 01:15:03,289
Amazingly enough.

1225
01:15:38,408 --> 01:15:40,159
Dear friend:

1226
01:15:43,163 --> 01:15:46,082
I cannot tell you
what happened last night.

1227
01:15:47,334 --> 01:15:49,835
But I beg you
from the bottom of my heart...

1228
01:15:50,003 --> 01:15:52,129
...to forgive me for not being there.

1229
01:16:00,597 --> 01:16:02,181
For what happened.

1230
01:16:04,810 --> 01:16:08,396
I feel terrible that you
found yourself in a situation...

1231
01:16:08,564 --> 01:16:11,440
...that caused you additional pain.

1232
01:16:13,694 --> 01:16:15,653
But I'm absolutely sure...

1233
01:16:15,988 --> 01:16:19,532
...that whatever you said last night
was provoked.

1234
01:16:19,825 --> 01:16:21,450
Even deserved.

1235
01:16:24,955 --> 01:16:29,208
Everyone says things they regret
when they're worried or stressed.

1236
01:16:31,253 --> 01:16:34,630
You were expecting to see
someone you trusted...

1237
01:16:34,840 --> 01:16:37,258
...and met the enemy instead.

1238
01:16:40,887 --> 01:16:42,763
The fault is mine.

1239
01:16:45,267 --> 01:16:47,935
Someday I'll explain everything.

1240
01:16:48,478 --> 01:16:49,770
Meanwhile...

1241
01:16:49,938 --> 01:16:51,355
...I'm still here.

1242
01:16:52,357 --> 01:16:53,566
Talk to me.

1243
01:16:53,734 --> 01:16:56,569
Did he say anything about
wanting to meet you again?

1244
01:16:56,737 --> 01:16:58,279
No, not really.

1245
01:16:58,864 --> 01:17:00,364
Listen, it doesn't matter.

1246
01:17:00,532 --> 01:17:03,367
We'll just be like George Bernard Shaw
and Mrs. Patrick Campbell.

1247
01:17:03,535 --> 01:17:04,827
We'll write letters our whole lives.

1248
01:17:06,538 --> 01:17:09,290
BIRDIE: Thank you for the scones.
They look lovely.

1249
01:17:09,541 --> 01:17:12,877
Birdie, where was this one taken?

1250
01:17:13,295 --> 01:17:14,503
Seville.

1251
01:17:14,671 --> 01:17:16,964
KATHLEEN: When you fell madly in love?
BIRDIE: Yes.

1252
01:17:17,716 --> 01:17:20,593
So, dearie, what have you decided to do?

1253
01:17:20,886 --> 01:17:23,387
Close. We're going to close.

1254
01:17:24,181 --> 01:17:25,222
Close.

1255
01:17:25,974 --> 01:17:30,311
Closing the store is the brave thing to do.

1256
01:17:31,063 --> 01:17:33,689
You are such a liar. But thank you.

1257
01:17:35,025 --> 01:17:40,071
You are daring to imagine that
you could have a different life.

1258
01:17:40,906 --> 01:17:45,785
I know it doesn't feel like that.
You feel like a big, fat failure now.

1259
01:17:46,036 --> 01:17:47,203
But you're not.

1260
01:17:47,579 --> 01:17:51,707
You are marching into
the unknown, armed with...

1261
01:17:51,917 --> 01:17:52,917
...nothing.

1262
01:17:53,627 --> 01:17:55,336
Have a sandwich.

1263
01:17:56,463 --> 01:17:59,882
Not nothing. I have a little money saved.

1264
01:18:00,050 --> 01:18:03,928
If you need more, ask me. I'm very rich.

1265
01:18:04,096 --> 01:18:06,931
I bought Intel at six.

1266
01:18:10,268 --> 01:18:12,978
I suppose you want me
to tell you who it was...

1267
01:18:13,230 --> 01:18:15,564
...I fell madly in love with.

1268
01:18:16,358 --> 01:18:17,733
But I'm not going to tell.

1269
01:18:18,610 --> 01:18:19,944
Who was it, Birdie?

1270
01:18:20,946 --> 01:18:23,864
Come on, tell. Uch. That's so mean.

1271
01:18:25,033 --> 01:18:26,325
But so romantic.

1272
01:18:26,493 --> 01:18:28,953
BIRDIE: It wasn't meant to be.
-Why not?

1273
01:18:30,080 --> 01:18:31,622
He ran Spain.

1274
01:18:32,874 --> 01:18:34,250
Spain?

1275
01:18:34,459 --> 01:18:37,002
The country, he ran it. It was his job.

1276
01:18:37,254 --> 01:18:39,004
And then he died.

1277
01:18:39,256 --> 01:18:40,881
Just as well.

1278
01:18:41,216 --> 01:18:42,633
Milk or lemon?

1279
01:18:44,177 --> 01:18:47,304
She fell in love with
Generalissimo Franco.

1280
01:18:47,472 --> 01:18:49,557
Don't say that.
We don't know that for sure.

1281
01:18:49,725 --> 01:18:52,810
Who else could it have been?
It was around 1960.

1282
01:18:52,978 --> 01:18:55,604
-Do you want some popcorn?
-I can't believe this.

1283
01:18:56,815 --> 01:19:01,402
It's not like he was something normal,
like a socialist or an anarchist.

1284
01:19:01,653 --> 01:19:03,279
It happened in Spain.

1285
01:19:03,488 --> 01:19:05,781
People do stupid things
in foreign countries.

1286
01:19:05,991 --> 01:19:08,993
They buy leather jackets
for much more than they're worth.

1287
01:19:09,244 --> 01:19:12,538
But they don't fall in love
with fascist dictators.

1288
01:19:18,670 --> 01:19:21,547
[WHISPERING]
Birdie is a very special person to me.

1289
01:19:21,798 --> 01:19:24,508
She is practically my surrogate mother.

1290
01:19:24,676 --> 01:19:26,135
[WHISPERING]
She's out of her mind.

1291
01:19:26,303 --> 01:19:27,344
She is not.

1292
01:19:27,763 --> 01:19:31,891
I could never be with anybody who
doesn't take politics as seriously as I do.

1293
01:19:32,100 --> 01:19:33,225
WOMAN:
Do you mind?

1294
01:19:33,435 --> 01:19:34,894
A hot dog is singing.

1295
01:19:35,145 --> 01:19:38,189
You need quiet
while a hot dog is singing?

1296
01:19:41,610 --> 01:19:44,028
I have something to tell you, Frank.

1297
01:19:45,155 --> 01:19:47,448
-I didn't vote.
-What?

1298
01:19:47,616 --> 01:19:49,450
In the last mayoral election...

1299
01:19:49,618 --> 01:19:52,620
...when Rudy Giuliani was running
against Ruth Messinger...

1300
01:19:52,871 --> 01:19:54,622
...I went to get a manicure.

1301
01:19:54,831 --> 01:19:56,874
And forgot to vote.

1302
01:19:57,292 --> 01:19:58,709
Since when do you get manicures?

1303
01:19:58,877 --> 01:20:01,962
I suppose you could never be with
a woman who got manicures?

1304
01:20:03,089 --> 01:20:05,549
It's okay. I forgive you.

1305
01:20:06,635 --> 01:20:07,676
You forgive me?

1306
01:20:16,978 --> 01:20:19,605
Excuse me, I'm sorry. Excuse me.

1307
01:20:20,690 --> 01:20:22,817
This has been a big week.
You're closing the store.

1308
01:20:22,984 --> 01:20:26,237
No, it's not that. Really, it's not.

1309
01:20:26,488 --> 01:20:29,448
I know, I know. That was terrible of me.

1310
01:20:30,909 --> 01:20:32,117
What was terrible?

1311
01:20:32,285 --> 01:20:35,079
Jumping all over you when I'm the one....

1312
01:20:36,581 --> 01:20:38,999
I don't even know how to say this.

1313
01:20:40,168 --> 01:20:41,460
What is it?

1314
01:20:42,504 --> 01:20:43,587
What?

1315
01:20:45,215 --> 01:20:47,591
You're a wonderful person.

1316
01:20:48,093 --> 01:20:49,718
So are you.

1317
01:20:49,928 --> 01:20:54,098
And I'm so honored that
you'd want to be with me...

1318
01:20:54,266 --> 01:20:58,394
...because you wouldn't be with
anyone who wasn't truly worthy.

1319
01:20:58,603 --> 01:21:01,313
-I feel exactly the same way.
-No, God, don't--

1320
01:21:01,773 --> 01:21:05,109
Don't say that.
That makes it worse.

1321
01:21:05,402 --> 01:21:06,777
What?

1322
01:21:08,321 --> 01:21:09,530
You don't love me.

1323
01:21:16,830 --> 01:21:18,289
Me either.

1324
01:21:18,707 --> 01:21:20,624
You don't love me?

1325
01:21:22,168 --> 01:21:23,252
No.

1326
01:21:23,628 --> 01:21:25,462
But we're so right for each other.

1327
01:21:25,714 --> 01:21:28,841
I know. I know.

1328
01:21:30,552 --> 01:21:32,928
Well, is there someone else?

1329
01:21:33,263 --> 01:21:36,473
Oh. That woman on television,
Sidney Ann.

1330
01:21:37,350 --> 01:21:40,227
Uh.... Nothing has happened, but....

1331
01:21:41,646 --> 01:21:43,314
Is she a Republican?

1332
01:21:43,523 --> 01:21:46,066
I can't help myself.

1333
01:21:46,234 --> 01:21:48,152
[BOTH LAUGHING]

1334
01:21:55,243 --> 01:21:58,704
What about you? Is there someone else?

1335
01:21:59,915 --> 01:22:01,373
No.

1336
01:22:02,375 --> 01:22:04,084
No, but....

1337
01:22:06,046 --> 01:22:09,173
But there is the dream of someone else.

1338
01:22:36,201 --> 01:22:38,827
WOMAN 1:
Grab a copy of The Trumpet of the Swan.

1339
01:22:39,079 --> 01:22:40,621
This is a tragedy.

1340
01:22:42,374 --> 01:22:45,042
MAN: These chairs for sale?
GEORGE: Anything not nailed down.

1341
01:22:45,251 --> 01:22:46,710
CHRISTINA:
Ten dollars, it's yours.

1342
01:22:46,878 --> 01:22:48,462
WOMAN 2:
What are you going to do now?

1343
01:22:48,630 --> 01:22:52,299
I don't know. I think I'll take some time.
I'm almost looking forward to it.

1344
01:22:52,550 --> 01:22:53,592
WOMAN 2:
Good luck to you.

1345
01:22:55,971 --> 01:22:59,014
WOMAN 3: I came here every Saturday
when I was a little girl.

1346
01:22:59,224 --> 01:23:02,393
I remember when your mother
gave me Anne of Green Gables.

1347
01:23:02,644 --> 01:23:05,104
[SOBBING]
"Read it with a box of Kleenex"...

1348
01:23:05,271 --> 01:23:06,563
...she told me.

1349
01:23:06,773 --> 01:23:07,815
Could someone help me?

1350
01:23:07,983 --> 01:23:09,608
WOMAN 4:
She's looking down on you now.

1351
01:23:09,776 --> 01:23:11,068
I'm sure she is.

1352
01:23:11,319 --> 01:23:13,988
WOMAN 4:
Why don't we bomb Fox Books?

1353
01:25:03,098 --> 01:25:04,890
WOMAN:
Do you have the "shoe" books?

1354
01:25:05,725 --> 01:25:07,059
EMPLOYEE:
The shoe books?

1355
01:25:07,519 --> 01:25:08,602
Who's the author?

1356
01:25:08,770 --> 01:25:09,853
WOMAN:
I don't know.

1357
01:25:10,021 --> 01:25:14,608
My friend told me my daughter has to
read the shoe books, so here I am.

1358
01:25:14,859 --> 01:25:16,193
KATHLEEN:
Noel Streatfeild.

1359
01:25:18,988 --> 01:25:21,865
Noel Streatfeild wrote
Ballet Shoes and Skating Shoes...

1360
01:25:22,117 --> 01:25:23,158
...and Theatre Shoes...

1361
01:25:23,409 --> 01:25:25,119
...and Dancing Shoes and....

1362
01:25:25,370 --> 01:25:28,122
I'd start with Ballet Shoes first.
It's my favorite.

1363
01:25:29,165 --> 01:25:32,501
Although Skating Shoes
is completely wonderful.

1364
01:25:33,711 --> 01:25:35,087
But it's out of print.

1365
01:25:36,005 --> 01:25:39,383
Streatfeild. How do you spell that?

1366
01:25:41,177 --> 01:25:46,515
KATHLEEN:
S-T-R-E-A-T-F-E-I-L-D.

1367
01:25:47,517 --> 01:25:48,725
WOMAN:
Thank you.

1368
01:25:49,602 --> 01:25:52,771
PATRICIA: Kathleen Kelly.
It was like her name was in the air.

1369
01:25:52,939 --> 01:25:53,981
JOE:
Just like that?

1370
01:25:54,149 --> 01:25:56,191
PATRICIA:
Everyone was talking about her today.

1371
01:25:56,401 --> 01:25:58,902
Kathleen Kelly and her "situation."

1372
01:25:59,112 --> 01:26:03,699
And I was thinking that she'd make
a great children's book editor.

1373
01:26:03,992 --> 01:26:05,492
JOE:
What makes you think that?

1374
01:26:05,743 --> 01:26:08,412
Well, she knows everything.

1375
01:26:08,621 --> 01:26:11,540
She has flawless taste.
She's famous for it.

1376
01:26:11,791 --> 01:26:16,211
Salesmen swear by her.
If she likes the book, it sells. Period.

1377
01:26:16,421 --> 01:26:18,213
JOE:
You're going to offer her a job?

1378
01:26:18,423 --> 01:26:20,465
PATRICIA:
What else has she got to do?

1379
01:26:20,717 --> 01:26:23,468
-Now that she's destitute.
-Thanks to you.

1380
01:26:23,720 --> 01:26:26,430
-I don't see her working for you.
-Why not?

1381
01:26:26,639 --> 01:26:28,307
She lacks the killer instinct.

1382
01:26:28,516 --> 01:26:30,684
She's never fired anybody.
Look at that little shop.

1383
01:26:30,935 --> 01:26:33,145
Those people have been there forever.

1384
01:26:33,354 --> 01:26:35,439
Till recently, when they all lost their jobs.

1385
01:26:35,607 --> 01:26:37,065
Thanks to you.

1386
01:26:37,817 --> 01:26:39,693
Hold the elevator!

1387
01:26:40,737 --> 01:26:43,530
CHARLIE:
Missy. Mr. Fox.

1388
01:26:43,823 --> 01:26:45,282
JOE:
Hello, Charlie.

1389
01:26:46,451 --> 01:26:50,662
I love how you've forgotten you had
any role in her current situation.

1390
01:26:50,955 --> 01:26:52,164
It's so obtuse.

1391
01:26:52,665 --> 01:26:54,625
It's so insensitive.

1392
01:26:54,834 --> 01:26:56,335
Reminds me of someone.

1393
01:26:56,502 --> 01:26:58,503
Who does it remind me of?

1394
01:27:00,089 --> 01:27:01,381
Me.

1395
01:27:01,549 --> 01:27:02,966
[PATRICIA LAUGHS]

1396
01:27:03,176 --> 01:27:04,885
[CLANK]

1397
01:27:06,304 --> 01:27:07,346
What is going on?

1398
01:27:07,889 --> 01:27:08,972
Could be stuck.

1399
01:27:10,058 --> 01:27:11,642
[PATRICIA GROANS]

1400
01:27:16,689 --> 01:27:17,856
What are you doing?

1401
01:27:19,275 --> 01:27:21,693
I hope this thing doesn't plummet
to the basement.

1402
01:27:22,111 --> 01:27:24,071
-Can it do that?
-No.

1403
01:27:24,364 --> 01:27:26,782
It cannot plummet to the basement.

1404
01:27:27,867 --> 01:27:30,994
Hi, this is Joe Fox. Who's this? Juan?

1405
01:27:31,412 --> 01:27:35,249
We are stuck in the elevator
between the sixth and seventh floor.

1406
01:27:35,416 --> 01:27:36,500
There's four of us.

1407
01:27:36,668 --> 01:27:39,586
And if you don't get your ass
up here in two shakes...

1408
01:27:39,837 --> 01:27:41,713
...and get us the hell out of here--!

1409
01:27:41,881 --> 01:27:43,757
Juan? Yeah.

1410
01:27:43,925 --> 01:27:45,008
Listen.

1411
01:27:45,176 --> 01:27:47,594
Call the super and then 9-1-1.

1412
01:27:48,513 --> 01:27:50,555
9-1-1.

1413
01:27:51,516 --> 01:27:53,433
The fire department, that's right.

1414
01:27:54,852 --> 01:27:56,603
Thank you very much.

1415
01:27:59,524 --> 01:28:01,900
-Everyone should jump in the air.
-What?

1416
01:28:02,735 --> 01:28:03,902
We jump.

1417
01:28:04,070 --> 01:28:06,738
The elevator thinks no one is here
and it opens.

1418
01:28:11,369 --> 01:28:15,455
JOE:
One, two, three. Jump!

1419
01:28:22,588 --> 01:28:24,798
VERONICA:
If I ever get out of here...

1420
01:28:25,091 --> 01:28:27,634
...I'm going to start speaking
to my mama.

1421
01:28:28,970 --> 01:28:31,555
Wonder what she's doing
right this very minute?

1422
01:28:32,265 --> 01:28:33,974
If I ever get out of here...

1423
01:28:34,809 --> 01:28:36,601
...I'm marrying Orit.

1424
01:28:37,312 --> 01:28:38,854
I love her.

1425
01:28:39,188 --> 01:28:42,441
I should marry her.
I don't know what's been stopping me.

1426
01:28:49,407 --> 01:28:53,076
If I ever get out of here,
I'm having my eyes lasered.

1427
01:28:59,584 --> 01:29:01,293
If I ever get out of here--

1428
01:29:01,461 --> 01:29:04,087
Where are my Tic-Tacs? Ugh!

1429
01:29:06,674 --> 01:29:08,091
What?

1430
01:29:10,887 --> 01:29:14,931
JOE: I came home tonight and got into
the elevator to go to my apartment.

1431
01:29:15,141 --> 01:29:17,976
An hour later, I got out of the elevator...

1432
01:29:18,227 --> 01:29:20,437
...and Brinkley and I moved out.

1433
01:29:20,688 --> 01:29:23,440
Suddenly everything had become clear.

1434
01:29:23,858 --> 01:29:25,317
It's a long story...

1435
01:29:25,735 --> 01:29:28,612
...full of the personal details
we avoid so carefully.

1436
01:29:28,821 --> 01:29:30,405
Let me just say...

1437
01:29:30,782 --> 01:29:33,533
...there was a man sitting
in the elevator with me...

1438
01:29:33,701 --> 01:29:36,328
...who knew exactly what he wanted.

1439
01:29:36,913 --> 01:29:40,624
And I found myself wishing
I were as lucky as he.

1440
01:29:44,045 --> 01:29:47,756
KATHLEEN: People are always telling you
that change is a good thing.

1441
01:29:47,965 --> 01:29:51,635
But all they're saying is that something
you didn't want to happen at all...

1442
01:29:52,178 --> 01:29:53,720
...has happened.

1443
01:29:54,889 --> 01:29:57,265
My store is closing this week.

1444
01:29:57,642 --> 01:30:01,186
I own a store. Did I ever tell you that?

1445
01:30:01,771 --> 01:30:03,647
It's a lovely store.

1446
01:30:03,815 --> 01:30:06,441
In a week it will be
something depressing...

1447
01:30:06,651 --> 01:30:08,318
...like a Baby Gap.

1448
01:30:11,155 --> 01:30:12,989
Soon we'll just be a memory.

1449
01:30:13,199 --> 01:30:17,786
In fact, some foolish person will
probably think it's a tribute to this city.

1450
01:30:18,037 --> 01:30:22,749
The way it keeps changing on you,
or the way you can never count on it.

1451
01:30:23,209 --> 01:30:25,293
I know because that's
the sort of thing I'd say.

1452
01:30:25,503 --> 01:30:27,337
But the truth is...

1453
01:30:28,589 --> 01:30:30,465
...I'm heartbroken.

1454
01:30:32,844 --> 01:30:35,470
I feel as if a part of me has died...

1455
01:30:35,680 --> 01:30:38,598
...and my mother has died all over again.

1456
01:30:39,892 --> 01:30:40,934
[DOOR BELL DINGS]

1457
01:30:41,102 --> 01:30:44,229
And no one can ever make it right.

1458
01:31:08,337 --> 01:31:10,338
[YOUNG KATHLEEN LAUGHING]

1459
01:32:00,848 --> 01:32:02,933
[DOOR BELL DINGING]

1460
01:32:49,981 --> 01:32:51,314
JOE:
What happened?

1461
01:32:53,693 --> 01:32:55,151
Oh, hell.

1462
01:32:56,988 --> 01:32:58,029
How are you?

1463
01:32:58,197 --> 01:33:01,324
JOE: You know, Dad, you did pretty well.
At least you didn't marry her.

1464
01:33:01,534 --> 01:33:03,159
Welcome aboard.

1465
01:33:03,786 --> 01:33:06,663
-It lasted a while.
-Yeah.

1466
01:33:21,304 --> 01:33:22,846
NELSON:
You know...

1467
01:33:23,806 --> 01:33:25,849
...I've stayed on this boat after--

1468
01:33:26,684 --> 01:33:28,101
Let's see.

1469
01:33:28,311 --> 01:33:29,603
Your mother.

1470
01:33:31,022 --> 01:33:32,689
Laurette, the ballet dancer.

1471
01:33:32,857 --> 01:33:33,898
My nanny.

1472
01:33:34,817 --> 01:33:36,067
She was the nanny?

1473
01:33:36,694 --> 01:33:38,194
Yeah.

1474
01:33:38,613 --> 01:33:40,196
I forgot that.

1475
01:33:40,531 --> 01:33:42,198
How ironic.

1476
01:33:42,700 --> 01:33:44,701
Then there was the ice skater.

1477
01:33:44,952 --> 01:33:46,995
-Also my nanny.
-Really?

1478
01:33:47,413 --> 01:33:48,705
Yeah.

1479
01:33:48,873 --> 01:33:51,541
That's amazingly ironic.

1480
01:33:52,043 --> 01:33:54,377
And then there was Sybil, the, um....

1481
01:33:55,046 --> 01:33:57,047
-It's an "A" word.
-Astrologer.

1482
01:33:57,548 --> 01:33:58,965
Exactly.

1483
01:33:59,550 --> 01:34:02,552
Whose moon turned out to be
in someone else's house.

1484
01:34:03,387 --> 01:34:05,347
Just like Gillian.

1485
01:34:06,057 --> 01:34:08,391
-Gillian ran off with someone?
-The nanny.

1486
01:34:09,226 --> 01:34:10,935
-Nanny Maureen?
-Yes.

1487
01:34:11,729 --> 01:34:13,271
[JOE LAUGHS]

1488
01:34:14,899 --> 01:34:17,233
Gillian ran off with Nanny Maureen.

1489
01:34:17,902 --> 01:34:19,402
You got it.

1490
01:34:19,570 --> 01:34:21,571
JOE:
It's incredibly ironic.

1491
01:34:21,864 --> 01:34:24,866
-That's true.
-No other word for it.

1492
01:34:25,242 --> 01:34:27,243
Well, who's better than us?

1493
01:34:27,787 --> 01:34:29,913
Father and son, together at last.

1494
01:34:30,373 --> 01:34:32,123
Who did you say you broke up with?

1495
01:34:32,750 --> 01:34:34,292
Patricia.

1496
01:34:34,752 --> 01:34:36,086
You met her.

1497
01:34:36,253 --> 01:34:37,962
Would I like her?

1498
01:34:39,799 --> 01:34:41,424
Just kidding, son.

1499
01:34:42,677 --> 01:34:44,928
Now, is this beautiful or what?

1500
01:34:46,097 --> 01:34:49,766
Of course, I'll be living out of a suitcase
for at least three weeks.

1501
01:34:50,309 --> 01:34:53,770
And then there's
the inevitable legal hassle.

1502
01:34:53,979 --> 01:34:55,772
More of your inheritance down the drain.

1503
01:34:55,940 --> 01:34:58,441
-Don't worry about it.
-I won't.

1504
01:34:58,776 --> 01:35:02,028
I just have to meet someone new.
That's the easy part.

1505
01:35:02,405 --> 01:35:03,488
Right, yeah.

1506
01:35:03,656 --> 01:35:07,617
A snap to find the one person in the world
who fills your heart with joy.

1507
01:35:07,827 --> 01:35:09,452
NELSON:
Don't be ridiculous.

1508
01:35:09,704 --> 01:35:12,455
Have I ever been with anybody
who fit that description?

1509
01:35:13,332 --> 01:35:15,041
Have you?

1510
01:35:42,361 --> 01:35:44,154
KATHLEEN [OVER INTERCOM]:
Who is it?

1511
01:35:45,239 --> 01:35:47,157
It's Joe Fox.

1512
01:35:48,993 --> 01:35:50,702
What are you doing here?

1513
01:35:51,996 --> 01:35:55,498
-Uh, may I please come up?
-No, I don't--

1514
01:35:55,708 --> 01:35:59,002
No, I don't really think that
that is a good idea, because...

1515
01:35:59,211 --> 01:36:00,754
...I have a....

1516
01:36:01,213 --> 01:36:02,672
I have a terrible...

1517
01:36:02,882 --> 01:36:04,257
...cold.

1518
01:36:04,467 --> 01:36:06,009
[SNEEZES]

1519
01:36:08,679 --> 01:36:11,598
-Can you hear that?
-Yeah.

1520
01:36:11,766 --> 01:36:14,976
I'm sniffling,
and I'm not really awake.

1521
01:36:15,186 --> 01:36:19,105
I'm taking echinacea and vitamin C
and sleeping practically...

1522
01:36:19,356 --> 01:36:21,775
...24 hours a day. I have a temperature.

1523
01:36:22,401 --> 01:36:26,112
And I think I'm contagious.
So I would--

1524
01:36:26,363 --> 01:36:28,615
I would really appreciate it
if you'd just go away.

1525
01:36:28,783 --> 01:36:30,575
[KNOCKS]
[KATHLEEN GASPS]

1526
01:36:33,412 --> 01:36:34,496
Kathleen?

1527
01:36:36,373 --> 01:36:37,415
Uh....

1528
01:36:37,583 --> 01:36:39,209
[KNOCKS]

1529
01:36:40,586 --> 01:36:43,046
Uh, just a second!

1530
01:36:49,887 --> 01:36:52,514
Yes, just a second.

1531
01:37:03,275 --> 01:37:04,400
-Hello.
-Hello.

1532
01:37:05,236 --> 01:37:06,653
What are you doing here?

1533
01:37:07,071 --> 01:37:08,655
I heard you were sick.

1534
01:37:08,906 --> 01:37:10,406
And I was worried.

1535
01:37:12,076 --> 01:37:14,911
And I wanted to make sure....

1536
01:37:15,120 --> 01:37:16,246
What?

1537
01:37:16,664 --> 01:37:18,498
-Is there somebody here?
-No.

1538
01:37:18,666 --> 01:37:21,459
Oh. It's the Home Shopping Network.

1539
01:37:21,752 --> 01:37:23,920
You buy any of those
little porcelain dolls?

1540
01:37:24,171 --> 01:37:25,922
I was thinking about it.

1541
01:37:26,632 --> 01:37:29,175
-You put me out of business.
-Yes, I did.

1542
01:37:29,426 --> 01:37:31,052
-Did you come to gloat?
-No.

1543
01:37:31,303 --> 01:37:33,179
-To offer me a job?
-I would never--

1544
01:37:33,430 --> 01:37:36,766
I have plenty of offers.
I got offered a job by--

1545
01:37:36,976 --> 01:37:39,102
-By my former....
-Your former?

1546
01:37:39,937 --> 01:37:40,979
We broke up.

1547
01:37:41,188 --> 01:37:44,607
That's too bad.
You were so perfect for each other.

1548
01:37:45,067 --> 01:37:46,276
Oh.

1549
01:37:47,778 --> 01:37:50,655
I don't mean to say things like that.
No matter what you've done...

1550
01:37:50,948 --> 01:37:53,199
...there's no excuse for my saying that.

1551
01:37:53,367 --> 01:37:54,617
Every time I see you--

1552
01:37:54,785 --> 01:37:56,995
Things like that just
fly out of your mouth.

1553
01:37:59,582 --> 01:38:00,790
I brought you flowers.

1554
01:38:02,793 --> 01:38:04,294
Ohh.

1555
01:38:04,461 --> 01:38:05,503
Thank you.

1556
01:38:10,968 --> 01:38:13,219
Why don't I just put these in some water?

1557
01:38:14,680 --> 01:38:16,598
You're sick. You should sit down.

1558
01:38:22,521 --> 01:38:23,897
I need a vase.

1559
01:38:24,899 --> 01:38:26,858
Above the refrigerator.

1560
01:38:27,401 --> 01:38:29,819
JOE:
There it is. Obviously.

1561
01:38:30,988 --> 01:38:33,698
George says hello, by the way.

1562
01:38:35,492 --> 01:38:36,993
He told me you were sick.

1563
01:38:37,328 --> 01:38:38,745
How is George?

1564
01:38:40,247 --> 01:38:42,165
Great, really great.

1565
01:38:42,499 --> 01:38:44,876
He's revolutionizing the place.

1566
01:38:45,127 --> 01:38:46,544
You can't work in his department...

1567
01:38:46,837 --> 01:38:49,422
...unless you have a Ph.D.
in Children's Literature.

1568
01:38:49,715 --> 01:38:51,341
I love daisies.

1569
01:38:52,551 --> 01:38:55,011
-You told me.
-They're so friendly.

1570
01:38:55,346 --> 01:38:58,681
Don't you think daisies
are the friendliest flower?

1571
01:38:58,849 --> 01:38:59,849
I do.

1572
01:39:01,060 --> 01:39:02,185
When did you break up?

1573
01:39:03,520 --> 01:39:04,687
Couple of weeks ago.

1574
01:39:05,522 --> 01:39:08,191
Everyone is breaking up. You. Me.

1575
01:39:08,359 --> 01:39:11,903
This other person I know broke up
with someone in an elevator.

1576
01:39:12,154 --> 01:39:14,864
Or after it, or just outside it or....

1577
01:39:15,157 --> 01:39:16,866
It got stuck.

1578
01:39:17,409 --> 01:39:20,787
When I saw you at the coffee place,
I was waiting for him.

1579
01:39:21,038 --> 01:39:22,372
And I was....

1580
01:39:22,539 --> 01:39:23,873
Charming.

1581
01:39:24,416 --> 01:39:25,917
I was not charming.

1582
01:39:26,168 --> 01:39:27,877
JOE:
You looked charming. Tea?

1583
01:39:28,045 --> 01:39:29,587
Yes. I was....

1584
01:39:29,755 --> 01:39:32,465
I was upset and horrible.

1585
01:39:33,092 --> 01:39:34,801
JOE: Honey?
-Yes.

1586
01:39:34,969 --> 01:39:36,260
I was the horrible one.

1587
01:39:36,470 --> 01:39:38,054
Well, that's true.

1588
01:39:38,305 --> 01:39:40,765
But I have no excuse.

1589
01:39:41,392 --> 01:39:43,559
Oh, I see what you're saying.

1590
01:39:44,603 --> 01:39:45,812
That's interesting.

1591
01:39:46,063 --> 01:39:48,064
Whereas I am a horrible person...

1592
01:39:48,273 --> 01:39:51,859
...therefore I have no choice
but to be horrible.

1593
01:39:52,111 --> 01:39:55,238
That's what you're saying.
But that's all right.

1594
01:39:55,406 --> 01:39:58,074
I put you out of business so...

1595
01:39:58,742 --> 01:40:00,243
...you're entitled to hate me.

1596
01:40:01,745 --> 01:40:03,246
I don't hate you.

1597
01:40:04,248 --> 01:40:06,416
But you'll never forgive me.

1598
01:40:06,792 --> 01:40:08,960
-Just like Elizabeth.
-Who?

1599
01:40:09,628 --> 01:40:11,879
www.akumenang.com

1600
01:40:12,089 --> 01:40:13,131
She was too proud.

1601
01:40:13,340 --> 01:40:15,758
www.akumenang.com

1602
01:40:16,010 --> 01:40:18,511
www.akumenang.com

1603
01:40:18,762 --> 01:40:21,264
...and Mr. Darcy is too proud?

1604
01:40:21,473 --> 01:40:22,849
I can't remember.

1605
01:40:29,440 --> 01:40:31,024
It wasn't personal.

1606
01:40:31,316 --> 01:40:34,652
What is that supposed to mean?
I'm so sick of that.

1607
01:40:34,903 --> 01:40:38,281
All that means is that
it wasn't personal to you.

1608
01:40:38,490 --> 01:40:40,283
But it was personal to me.

1609
01:40:40,492 --> 01:40:42,785
It's personal to a lot of people.

1610
01:40:42,995 --> 01:40:46,039
What is so wrong
with being personal anyway?

1611
01:40:47,207 --> 01:40:48,541
Nothing.

1612
01:40:48,792 --> 01:40:52,920
Whatever else anything is,
it ought to begin by being personal.

1613
01:40:56,300 --> 01:40:58,676
My head is starting to get fuzzy.

1614
01:41:03,974 --> 01:41:05,933
Why did you stop by again? I forget.

1615
01:41:07,478 --> 01:41:08,728
I wanted to be your friend.

1616
01:41:09,938 --> 01:41:11,314
Oh.

1617
01:41:12,149 --> 01:41:14,275
I knew it wasn't possible.

1618
01:41:15,360 --> 01:41:18,446
Sometimes a guy
just wants the impossible.

1619
01:41:28,373 --> 01:41:30,291
Can I ask you a question?

1620
01:41:30,501 --> 01:41:31,667
What?

1621
01:41:33,504 --> 01:41:36,172
What happened with that guy
at the café?

1622
01:41:37,049 --> 01:41:38,174
Nothing.

1623
01:41:38,383 --> 01:41:40,259
But you're crazy about him?

1624
01:41:41,637 --> 01:41:42,678
Yes, I am.

1625
01:41:42,846 --> 01:41:46,265
Why don't you run off with him?
What are you waiting for?

1626
01:41:48,685 --> 01:41:50,645
I don't actually know him.

1627
01:41:51,188 --> 01:41:52,271
Really?

1628
01:41:54,858 --> 01:41:57,527
I only know him through....

1629
01:41:58,362 --> 01:41:59,821
You won't believe this.

1630
01:41:59,988 --> 01:42:01,656
JOE:
Let me guess.

1631
01:42:02,199 --> 01:42:03,533
Through the Internet?

1632
01:42:05,035 --> 01:42:06,577
Yes.

1633
01:42:08,497 --> 01:42:09,580
JOE:
Hmm.

1634
01:42:09,790 --> 01:42:12,250
"You've got mail."

1635
01:42:12,417 --> 01:42:13,876
Yes.

1636
01:42:16,213 --> 01:42:17,588
Those are very powerful words.

1637
01:42:18,215 --> 01:42:19,715
Yes.

1638
01:42:22,803 --> 01:42:24,554
I'm happy for him.

1639
01:42:25,931 --> 01:42:27,682
Although....

1640
01:42:29,017 --> 01:42:30,935
Could I just make a suggestion?

1641
01:42:31,562 --> 01:42:32,895
What?

1642
01:42:33,355 --> 01:42:34,814
I think...

1643
01:42:35,357 --> 01:42:37,066
...you should meet him.

1644
01:42:37,568 --> 01:42:40,027
No, wait, I take that back.

1645
01:42:40,946 --> 01:42:43,823
Why would you meet somebody
you're crazy about?

1646
01:42:44,074 --> 01:42:47,743
I hardly think I need to take advice
from a person who--

1647
01:42:50,122 --> 01:42:52,331
I can see I bring out the worst in you.

1648
01:42:52,583 --> 01:42:55,209
Let me help you to not say something...

1649
01:42:55,419 --> 01:42:59,922
...you'll torture yourself about
for years to come.

1650
01:43:13,103 --> 01:43:15,271
I hope you feel better soon.

1651
01:43:16,607 --> 01:43:18,941
It'd be a shame to miss New York
in the spring.

1652
01:43:23,155 --> 01:43:24,739
Thank you for the daisies.

1653
01:43:35,792 --> 01:43:38,461
Well, you take care.

1654
01:43:39,880 --> 01:43:40,922
I will.

1655
01:43:42,132 --> 01:43:43,257
Goodbye.

1656
01:43:45,135 --> 01:43:46,469
Goodbye.

1657
01:44:03,487 --> 01:44:05,696
KATHLEEN:
I've been thinking about this...

1658
01:44:05,948 --> 01:44:08,032
...and I think we should meet.

1659
01:44:14,706 --> 01:44:16,332
JOE:
We should meet.

1660
01:44:17,000 --> 01:44:18,793
And we will meet.

1661
01:44:19,294 --> 01:44:23,297
But I'm in the middle
of a project that needs...

1662
01:44:28,512 --> 01:44:30,179
...tweaking.

1663
01:44:49,950 --> 01:44:51,367
Some tweaking?

1664
01:44:52,035 --> 01:44:53,911
A project that needed...

1665
01:44:54,079 --> 01:44:55,204
..."tweaking."

1666
01:44:55,372 --> 01:44:59,542
-Yeah, that's what he said.
-T-W-E-A-K-I-N-G? Tweaking.

1667
01:45:00,210 --> 01:45:03,212
It sounds to me like he's married.

1668
01:45:03,380 --> 01:45:04,547
Three kids.

1669
01:45:04,715 --> 01:45:07,717
That's a terrible thing to say.
He couldn't be married.

1670
01:45:08,010 --> 01:45:09,218
How do you know?

1671
01:45:09,386 --> 01:45:11,595
Have you said, "Are you married?"

1672
01:45:11,888 --> 01:45:14,473
No, I'm not going to-- No.

1673
01:45:15,892 --> 01:45:19,270
KATHLEEN: I know this is a little late
to be asking but...

1674
01:45:20,397 --> 01:45:21,897
...are you married?

1675
01:45:25,402 --> 01:45:26,861
JOE:
Am I married?

1676
01:45:27,070 --> 01:45:29,030
What kind of question is that?

1677
01:45:29,573 --> 01:45:32,491
How can you ask me that?
Don't you know me at all?

1678
01:45:32,743 --> 01:45:34,618
Oh, wait, I get it.

1679
01:45:35,245 --> 01:45:38,581
Your friends are saying the reason
we haven't met is I'm married.

1680
01:45:38,749 --> 01:45:40,249
Am I right?

1681
01:45:41,585 --> 01:45:43,753
-So he didn't answer the question.
-Yes, he did.

1682
01:45:44,046 --> 01:45:46,922
-He did not.
-He did. He did. He nailed me.

1683
01:45:47,215 --> 01:45:51,093
He knew what I was after which is,
by the way, exactly like him.

1684
01:45:51,386 --> 01:45:54,597
He did not answer the question, did he?

1685
01:45:55,891 --> 01:45:57,266
No.

1686
01:45:58,435 --> 01:46:00,644
Maybe he's fat.

1687
01:46:01,313 --> 01:46:03,272
He's fat. He's a fatty.

1688
01:46:04,024 --> 01:46:05,066
I don't care.

1689
01:46:05,233 --> 01:46:07,151
You don't care that he's so fat...

1690
01:46:07,402 --> 01:46:11,113
...he has to be removed from his house
by a crane. You don't care.

1691
01:46:11,281 --> 01:46:12,740
KATHLEEN:
That is very unlikely.

1692
01:46:12,949 --> 01:46:15,284
That is completely ridiculous.

1693
01:46:15,952 --> 01:46:17,787
What's his handle?

1694
01:46:17,954 --> 01:46:19,288
Uh....

1695
01:46:21,083 --> 01:46:22,583
I'm not going to write him.

1696
01:46:22,793 --> 01:46:24,835
You think I'm going to e-mail him?

1697
01:46:27,130 --> 01:46:28,756
All right, N-Y-1 -5-2.

1698
01:46:29,049 --> 01:46:31,634
N-Y-1-5-2? 152.

1699
01:46:31,927 --> 01:46:34,053
He's 152 years old.

1700
01:46:34,805 --> 01:46:37,556
He's had 152 moles removed...

1701
01:46:37,808 --> 01:46:40,684
...so now he's got
152 pockmarks on his....

1702
01:46:41,353 --> 01:46:42,978
On his face.

1703
01:46:43,313 --> 01:46:46,774
The number of people who think
he looks like Clark Gable.

1704
01:46:47,067 --> 01:46:50,861
152 people who think
he looks like a Clark Bar.

1705
01:46:51,446 --> 01:46:53,322
[KATHLEEN LAUGHS]

1706
01:46:54,825 --> 01:46:58,411
KATHLEEN: Why'd I even tell you?
-152 stitches from his nose job.

1707
01:46:58,662 --> 01:47:01,705
The number of his souvenir
shot glasses...

1708
01:47:01,957 --> 01:47:05,459
...that he's collected in his travels.

1709
01:47:06,420 --> 01:47:07,962
His address.

1710
01:47:08,213 --> 01:47:12,091
No, he would never do
anything that prosaic.

1711
01:47:16,138 --> 01:47:19,181
The only thing I
really care about is that...

1712
01:47:19,391 --> 01:47:22,560
...aside from the married thing
and the jail thing...

1713
01:47:22,769 --> 01:47:25,271
...is the boat thing.

1714
01:47:26,106 --> 01:47:27,148
What boat thing?

1715
01:47:27,315 --> 01:47:29,608
I could never be
with someone who had a boat.

1716
01:47:31,319 --> 01:47:32,778
I have a boat.

1717
01:47:33,572 --> 01:47:35,156
Oh.

1718
01:47:35,323 --> 01:47:37,908
Which clinches it.
We'll never be together.

1719
01:47:38,243 --> 01:47:39,827
-How many?
-Three.

1720
01:47:40,078 --> 01:47:41,454
-Allow me.
-Thank you.

1721
01:47:41,663 --> 01:47:45,291
I could never be with someone
who likes Joni Mitchell.

1722
01:47:45,542 --> 01:47:48,586
It's cloud's illusions I recall
I really don't know clouds at all

1723
01:47:48,795 --> 01:47:52,214
What does that mean? Is she a pilot?

1724
01:47:52,424 --> 01:47:55,259
It must be a metaphor,
but I don't know what it is.

1725
01:47:57,012 --> 01:47:58,387
JOE:
How's your book coming?

1726
01:47:58,638 --> 01:48:01,474
KATHLEEN: There's this
children's book editor I know.

1727
01:48:01,725 --> 01:48:04,435
She's excited to read it
when I'm finished.

1728
01:48:04,644 --> 01:48:06,937
Who would ever have thought
that I would write?

1729
01:48:07,189 --> 01:48:09,523
-If I hadn't had all this time....
-Uh-huh.

1730
01:48:10,442 --> 01:48:11,859
-You know what?
-What?

1731
01:48:12,402 --> 01:48:16,530
The truth is he was the one who
started me thinking about writing.

1732
01:48:17,657 --> 01:48:20,993
Mr. 152 Felony Indictments.

1733
01:48:22,037 --> 01:48:25,581
Mr. 152 Insights Into My Soul.

1734
01:48:25,749 --> 01:48:28,000
Oh. Whoa. Yeah. Oh.

1735
01:48:28,168 --> 01:48:30,294
No competing with that.

1736
01:48:32,881 --> 01:48:35,090
I keep on bumping into you.

1737
01:48:36,843 --> 01:48:38,135
Hope your mango's ripe.

1738
01:48:39,137 --> 01:48:40,638
I think it is.

1739
01:48:41,223 --> 01:48:43,349
You want to bump into me...

1740
01:48:43,725 --> 01:48:45,976
...on Saturday around lunchtime?

1741
01:48:46,144 --> 01:48:47,728
-Yeah.
-Over there?

1742
01:48:47,896 --> 01:48:49,855
-Uh-huh.
-Good.

1743
01:48:54,444 --> 01:48:56,820
JOE:
How about meeting...

1744
01:48:57,072 --> 01:48:58,989
...Saturday?

1745
01:48:59,908 --> 01:49:01,700
Four o'clock.

1746
01:49:02,077 --> 01:49:04,328
There's a place in Riverside Park
at 91st Street...

1747
01:49:04,496 --> 01:49:07,248
...where the path curves
and there's a garden.

1748
01:49:07,499 --> 01:49:09,875
Brinkley and I will be waiting.

1749
01:49:10,544 --> 01:49:11,835
Okay, let's do it.

1750
01:49:12,087 --> 01:49:13,712
Ready? And....

1751
01:49:13,964 --> 01:49:15,214
Doot.

1752
01:49:15,382 --> 01:49:16,757
There it goes.

1753
01:49:17,759 --> 01:49:19,635
-Today?
-Today.

1754
01:49:19,803 --> 01:49:20,803
Wow.

1755
01:49:20,971 --> 01:49:23,347
I know. In Riverside Park.

1756
01:49:24,766 --> 01:49:26,767
That would mean he's a Westsider.

1757
01:49:26,977 --> 01:49:29,687
Maybe I've seen him
and don't even know it.

1758
01:49:29,896 --> 01:49:32,147
JOE: You could have seen him every day
and not know it.

1759
01:49:32,357 --> 01:49:33,691
KATHLEEN:
It's very possible.

1760
01:49:33,858 --> 01:49:35,818
-He could be anyone.
-He could be that guy.

1761
01:49:35,986 --> 01:49:37,987
And those flowers are for you.

1762
01:49:39,656 --> 01:49:42,074
JOE: Could be the Zipper Man.
-Who's that?

1763
01:49:42,325 --> 01:49:43,534
The Zipper Man.

1764
01:49:43,827 --> 01:49:44,827
Who is that?

1765
01:49:44,995 --> 01:49:47,496
He repairs zippers
on Amsterdam Avenue.

1766
01:49:47,706 --> 01:49:51,166
-Will you cut it out?
-You'd never have to buy new luggage.

1767
01:49:51,334 --> 01:49:52,751
[KATHLEEN CHUCKLES]

1768
01:49:52,919 --> 01:49:56,839
The timing here is everything.
He's waited until you're primed.

1769
01:49:57,007 --> 01:49:58,007
See?

1770
01:49:58,174 --> 01:50:02,845
Until you are absolutely convinced
that there's no other man...

1771
01:50:03,054 --> 01:50:05,180
...that you could possibly love.

1772
01:50:05,390 --> 01:50:06,807
Yes.

1773
01:50:07,601 --> 01:50:09,518
You know, sometimes I wonder.

1774
01:50:10,020 --> 01:50:11,061
What?

1775
01:50:14,524 --> 01:50:16,191
If I hadn't been Fox Books...

1776
01:50:16,401 --> 01:50:19,612
...and you hadn't been
The Shop Around the Corner...

1777
01:50:20,405 --> 01:50:22,740
...and you and I had just met.

1778
01:50:23,325 --> 01:50:26,410
-I know.
-Yeah. Yeah.

1779
01:50:27,037 --> 01:50:29,079
I'd have asked for your number.

1780
01:50:30,874 --> 01:50:35,419
I wouldn't have been able to wait 24 hours
before calling you and saying:

1781
01:50:37,589 --> 01:50:39,882
"How about some coffee...

1782
01:50:40,091 --> 01:50:42,259
...or drinks or dinner...

1783
01:50:42,552 --> 01:50:43,969


...or a movie...

1784
01:50:45,096 --> 01:50:47,640
...for as long as we both shall live?"

1785
01:50:51,978 --> 01:50:53,062
Joe--

1786
01:50:53,229 --> 01:50:55,773
You and I would never have been at war.

1787
01:50:56,650 --> 01:51:01,236
The only thing we'd fight about would be
which video to rent on a Saturday night.

1788
01:51:04,407 --> 01:51:05,866
Who fights about that?

1789
01:51:06,993 --> 01:51:08,577
Some people.

1790
01:51:09,913 --> 01:51:10,913
Not us.

1791
01:51:11,289 --> 01:51:13,082
We would never.

1792
01:51:17,754 --> 01:51:18,921
If only.

1793
01:51:24,302 --> 01:51:27,304
-I gotta go.
-Let me ask you something.

1794
01:51:32,102 --> 01:51:35,813
How can you forgive this guy
for standing you up...

1795
01:51:36,022 --> 01:51:39,274
...and not forgive me
for this tiny little thing...

1796
01:51:40,652 --> 01:51:42,945
...of putting you out of business?

1797
01:51:48,284 --> 01:51:49,618
How I wish you would.

1798
01:51:52,455 --> 01:51:53,831
I really have to go.

1799
01:51:54,124 --> 01:51:55,916
You don't want to be late.

1800
01:53:05,403 --> 01:53:06,862
[SIGHS]

1801
01:53:16,623 --> 01:53:18,290
JOE:
Brinkley!

1802
01:53:18,708 --> 01:53:20,375
[BRINKLEY BARKING]

1803
01:53:22,003 --> 01:53:23,545
Brinkley!

1804
01:53:36,601 --> 01:53:38,435
[CHUCKLES]

1805
01:54:10,760 --> 01:54:12,970
Don't cry, Shopgirl.

1806
01:54:14,597 --> 01:54:15,681
Don't cry.

1807
01:54:19,435 --> 01:54:20,978
I wanted it to be you.

1808
01:54:23,147 --> 01:54:25,566
I wanted it to be you so badly.

1809
01:54:52,343 --> 01:54:53,844
[BARKING]

1810
01:59:18,776 --> 01:59:20,777
[ENGLISH - US - SDH]