At Least You're Not Anthony Burch

Lurk on 4chan all the day
Convince yourself that traps aren't gay
Prefer to play in thirty FPS
Tell the Internet your home address

{chorus}
It could be worse
At least you're not Anthony Burch
It could be wor-or-orse
At least you're not Anthony Burch

Ask /g/ for some tech advice
Think postin’ vidya would be nice
Get told that you should die
Have your computer seized by the FBI

{chorus}
It could be worse
At least you're not Anthony Burch
It could be wor-or-orse
At least you're not Anthony Burch

Give a guy on steam your password key
Download LOSTBOY dot E-X-E
Be twenty two and stuck in high school
Have your full name be Christopher Poole

{chorus}
It could be worse
At least you're not Anthony Burch
It could be wor-or-orse
At least you're not Anthony Burch

Think that /pol/ is intelligent
End up completely irrelevant
Buy stuff in free 2 play games
"Hey, I should really post with a name"

{chorus}
It could be worse
At least you're not Anthony Burch
It could be wor-or-orse...
At least you're not Anthony Burch

Get stuck at a dead end job in a cubical
Waste your time on shit like /v/ the musical

Be the head writer for a game studio
Enjoy an open relationship with your wife
End up divorced with her taking your wii U

They don't rhyme, but if those things apply
You might be Anthony Burch
You might be Anthony Burch
You might be Anthony Burch
at least you're not,
At least you're not Anthony Burch

If you're ever feeling sad, just remember that at least you're not Anthony Burch. A message from /v/ the musical who hope to see you all next year. It could also be much worse. You could be Randy Pitchford.