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- from /ZTG/ - Zootopia General: High by Feeder edition
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- This might be questionable, but are there any human/anon in zootopia greens?
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- The human comes across Al walking back to the Crowns with Remmy.
- The human pats Al on the head and says "Good boy."
- Discuss...
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- >Al scratches the top of his head
- >Al: What the fuck did this guy just do?
- >Remmy: What the FUCK was that guy?
- >Al: ... I think it was some kind of deformed pig
- >Remmy: He had no hooves though.
- >Al:... bear with a furloss?
- >Remmy: Bears look like that under all the fur?
- >Al: No idea.
- >They shrug and continue their stroll.
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- I think the human nose would make it hard to trick into being an animal, it's not like roommates where there are chimps.
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- actually would chimps and monkeys be actually the only animal without a sapient counterpart
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- Word of God says no primates at all
- However they also said they wanted to have lemurs in the movie
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- >be anon
- >the unholy ritual meant to bring you a delicious wolf girl gf backfired and sent you into a world full of furries
- >for the first few days you hide in the shadows like a schizo, eating from garbage and thinking the animal gubberment is out to get you
- >until you get spotted and nothing happends and you realize that these fuzzy freaks don't actually give a shit
- >every animal is too busy going about their lifes to stop and think about a skinny, lanky monkey such as yourself
- >this one time you even spotted a fennec and a red fox pulling the wool over some normies eyes, making them think the foxlet was actually a baby, and getting away with it scot free
- >and one of them was a cop too!
- >so you stop hiding in the shadows,you stop eating from garbage and you go get a job
- >on the odd chance anyone does call you out on it, you can just claim to be a "special" pig
- >you can also claim it if you're about to get rejected from whatever job you apply to
- >seems this world isn't so different from yours, as nothing changes minds quite as quickly as the threat of being labeled a bigot
- >looks like you'll fit right in, after all
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- If anon identifies himself as a Prey species, but appears to have absolutely no fear of Predators and in fact demonstrates a strong affinity for them, isn't that going to freak some of them out?
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- >If anon identifies himself as a Prey species
- A pig?
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- In Zootopia pigs are considered Prey despite being omnivores, Predator seems to basically go to anyone with a primarily carnivorous diet or pointy teeth and/or claws. Bears for example are considered Predators despite most species eating primarily plant material, and herbivorous deer will readily practice omnivorous consumption but are classed as Prey.
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- >herbivorous deer will readily practice omnivorous consumption but are classed as Prey.
- The moment Remmy and Velvet share a few bug bites is the minute Al pops the question
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