Smalltown Maids 28

[23:28]	[Owen]Josh	Reach for the Smalltown... Even if you miss, you shall land amongst the Sburbs.
[23:28]	[Owen]Josh	INTRO: Can something happen, even on a day where NOTHING HAPPENS?!
[23:28]	[Owen]Josh	INTRO: The answer is yes! But the question is... how?
[23:29]	[Owen]Josh	INTRO: The answer is: TACOS.
[23:29]	[Owen]Josh	...
[23:29]	Mirai	...
[23:30]	Mirai	...I pray for that joke's painless death,
[23:30]	Mirai	fake solemn.
[23:30]	[Owen]Josh	"Aww, come on, give me at least SOME credit, Mirai!"
[23:30]	[Owen]Josh	whines as he heats up tortillas in the microwave.
[23:31]	[Owen]Josh	"Anyone want hard-shell?"
[23:31]	Luize	...I'll have soft shell please~>
[23:31]	Mirai	To be honest, I don't really like Mexican food.
[23:31]	Mirai	But sure I'll have one.
[23:31]	[Owen]Josh	answers as he look into the microwave.
[23:31]	Mirai	wears a latex gloves now.
[23:32]	[Owen]Josh	"You know, you can put whatever you want inside the tortilla.
[23:32]	Mirai	You know why? because it's always going to be a mess afterwards.
[23:32]	[Owen]Josh	"Maybe make a... peanut butter and jelly taco?"
[23:32]	[Owen]Josh	"Or some kinda fruit... taco?"
[23:32]	Mirai	...sounds interesting, really.
[23:33]	Mirai	but I'll have the normal one for now.
[23:33]	[Owen]Josh	"Oh sure, get my hopes up..."
[23:33]	Luize	...Carne Asada sauce anywhere Joshie~?
[23:33]	[Owen]Josh	takes the tortillas out. Toasty warm~!
[23:33]	Luize	is looking frantically for it.
[23:33]	[Owen]Josh	"English source anywhere, Louie~?"
[23:34]	[Owen]Josh	puts the tortillas on the counter then checks in the fridge for taco supplies.
[23:35]	Luize	It's the seasoning that makes the taco awesome
[23:35]	[Owen]Josh	"Oh, that? I hate that stuff."
[23:36]	[Owen]Josh	"I wouldn't have bought any. But maybe someone else did."
[23:36]	Mirai	sits down in her maidly uniform, taking a chunk of space on the sofa because of her old-style long victorian maid dress.
[23:37]	Mirai	has one... while frantically pouring soy sauce into it.
[23:38]	[Owen]Josh	has a grand idea!
[23:39]	[Owen]Josh	pours Mirai a glass of milk and then serves it to her on a plate (they don't have platters).
[23:39]	[Owen]Josh	bows.
[23:39]	[Owen]Josh	"Mi'lady."
[23:39]	Mirai	?
[23:39]	Mirai	...huh?
[23:39]	Luize	Ah.. there it is!
[23:40]	Luize	I was smart to ignore your boring ideas about Taco Philosophy and bought the sauce anyway~
[23:40]	Luize	gigglew.
[23:40]	[Owen]Josh	is all proper and servant-like.
[23:42]	Mirai	............??
[23:42]	Mirai	is all confused and maid-like.
[23:42]	Luize	Do we have jalapenos somewhere?
[23:43]	Mirai	In the fridge, but.... what, Joshie?
[23:43]	Mirai	You are being all weird today.
[23:43]	Mirai	is laughing while she's at it.
[23:43]	[Owen]Josh	sighs on the inside. Should he keep up the facade now that it's failed...?
[23:44]	[Owen]Josh	keeps it up anyways.
[23:44]	Luize	grabs a handful of the jalapenos and makes about half a dozen for herself.
[23:44]	[Owen]Josh	"Your drink, madam."
[23:46]	Mirai	ahaha, okay?
[23:47]	Mirai	confusingly/amusingly take the cup and took a sip.
[23:47]	[Owen]Josh	"Shall I get you anything else, mi'lady?"
[23:47]	Mirai	That's pretty nice of you. Thanks.
[23:47]	Luize	Yeah.
[23:47]	Luize	Gimme a screwdriver.
[23:47]	Mirai	is now a bit flustered. She asks Luize.
[23:48]	[Owen]Josh	can play this game.
[23:48]	Mirai	H-hey, Luize. What's wrong with him?
[23:48]	[Owen]Josh	"Certainly, ma'am."
[23:48]	[Owen]Josh	goes to get one.
[23:48]	Luize	Make sure its a flathead!
[23:48]	Luize	Ah...right Mirai..
[23:48]	Luize	He wants to be a butler.
[23:48]	Luize	And gave up being a pastor.
[23:49]	Mirai	I see.
[23:49]	Mirai	Then I should... hm...
[23:49]	Mirai	...being a good mistress?
[23:49]	Mirai	ufufu
[23:49]	Mirai	This is kind of fun!
[23:50]	Luize	You should!
[23:51]	Mirai	C'mere. We could totally pretend to be a Scarlet sisters or something.
[23:51]	Mirai	Too bad he doesn't have a timestop watch.
[23:51]	Mirai	in-jokes.
[23:54]	[Owen]Josh	returns with the proper utensil!
[23:54]	[Owen]Josh	"Your tool, miss."
[23:54]	Mirai	is now acting all smug and stuff.
[23:54]	Mirai	brings out a fancy fan.
[23:54]	Luize	takes it
[23:55]	Luize	then puts it in a cup and fills it up with water.
[23:55]	Mirai	You know? your apparel's not appropriate.
[23:55]	Mirai	Dress in a white tuxedo or something.
[23:55]	[Owen]Josh	"I... don't think I have one of those, ma'am."
[23:56]	[Owen]Josh	"I'll see what I can find, shall I?"
[23:57]	Luize	then drinks from the cup with a screwdriver in it, it bops her on the head.
[23:57]	Luize	Ack!
[23:57]	Mirai	Do it. And with haste.
[23:57]	Mirai	Oh no!
[23:57]	Mirai	dramaticccccccc
[23:58]	Mirai	You hurt my sister with your tomfoolery!
[23:58]	Mirai	Make amends, you slimy, groggy, biggity pugwits!
[23:58]	Mirai	use that weird french/english accent like in Monty Python.
[23:59]	[Owen]Josh	"I... I... Which should I attend to first, mi'lady?!"
[23:59]	Mirai	Do it both at the same time!
[00:00]	[Owen]Josh	thinks. How...?
[00:00]	Luize	keeps drinking from the screwdriver.
[00:00]	Luize	...kinda has a metal-like taste to it
[00:01]	[Owen]Josh	"Miss, that's... not for drinking."
[00:01]	Luize	Can you get me Vodka and Orange Juice then~?
[00:01]	[Owen]Josh	"Please, I must get you a bandage whilst changing into the proper attire at the same time."
[00:01]	[Owen]Josh	"It's the Lady's orders."
[00:01]	Mirai	That's right!
[00:02]	Mirai	As my loyal subject, you must be able to do it flawlessly!
[00:02]	Mirai	is totally PFFFFFFFFFFFFFTAHAHAHAHA-ing behind the fan.
[00:03]	[Owen]Josh	tugs at Luize's shirt sleeve, trying to make her move.
[00:03]	Luize	Ah yes//
[00:03]	Luize	moves as Josh "commands"
[00:04]	[Owen]Josh	leads her upstairs and waits until he's out of earshot of "Mi'Lady".
[00:05]	Mirai	waits until she's out of earshot of Josh.
[00:05]	Mirai	...and then proceeds to laugh a whole bunch.
[00:07]	[Owen]Josh	"All right, there's some gauze in the bathroom, so I guess, bandage your forehead real good. Maybe put a big wad next to where you got hit."
[00:07]	[Owen]Josh	"I gotta go change quick."
[00:07]	[Owen]Josh	"No, NO idea what I'm doing here."
[00:07]	Luize	nods.
[00:07]	Luize	Got ya~
[00:08]	[Owen]Josh	finds his suitcoat and matching slacks. No bowtie, so a black necktie will have to do.
[00:10]	Mirai	changes into her Byakuren outfit while he's at it. Gotta put it to good use. Also gives her youkai magician aura and gradient hair.
[00:11]	Luize	Oh Joshie-poo...
[00:11]	Luize	Lemme help you out~
[00:11]	[Owen]Josh	cannot straighten his tie!
[00:12]	[Owen]Josh	"Gaah, fine, fine, just don't take forever on it, she's waiting."
[00:12]	[Owen]Josh	"Gotta put on a good show."
[00:13]	Luize	straightens up his tie, all neat-like. she's seen the butler with bloody uncle joe dress.
[00:14]	[Owen]Josh	then straightens her bandage. It's big, but not TOO big.
[00:15]	[Owen]Josh	"Ready?"
[00:16]	Luize	Yup
[00:16]	Luize	smiles.
[00:16]	[Owen]Josh	takes her by the hand.
[00:17]	[Owen]Josh	"Don't break character... I guess?"
[00:18]	Luize	nods.
[00:18]	Luize	let's go~
[00:18]	Luize	grip Josh's hand tightly.
[00:19]	[Owen]Josh	leads her down the stairs.
[00:19]	Mirai	Hoh~?
[00:19]	[Owen]Josh	reenters the dining room.
[00:19]	[Owen]Josh	"I apologize, but I have no bowtie. I've, done my best, mi'lady..."
[00:20]	[Owen]Josh	"If it is unacceptable, I will accept punishment."
[00:21]	Mirai	is trying her very best to control her giggles.
[00:21]	Mirai	So you fail me. A punishment is in order.
[00:21]	[Owen]Josh	bows.
[00:21]	Mirai	How about some entertaining punishment?
[00:22]	Mirai	"Sing THAT song of Rick Astley".
[00:22]	Luize	Never gonna give you up~
[00:22]	Luize	Never gonna let you down....~
[00:22]	Luize	sings instead.
[00:23]	Mirai	Oh you, oh you.
[00:23]	Mirai	You let my sister taking all the blame for you?
[00:23]	[Owen]Josh	"No no, Luize, you must start from the... Please listen to me."
[00:23]	[Owen]Josh	is not very authoritative as a butler.
[00:24]	Luize	Should I dance too---oh wait.
[00:24]	Luize	My Taco's! I haven't even eaten them yet!
[00:24]	Mirai	Mine's pretty good.
[00:24]	Mirai	Anything tastes good with Soy sauce.
[00:24]	Mirai	lick lips.
[00:24]	Mirai	also seems to lose her authoritative aura pretty quick.
[00:25]	[Owen]Josh	doesn't know the lyrics very well, anyways. The verses, that is.
[00:25]	Luize	munches on hers first.. BURNING HOT AHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh
[00:25]	Luize	WAHh~... it's awesome!
[00:28]	[Owen]Josh	sees that Mirai has broken character!
[00:28]	Luize	..anyway~
[00:29]	[Owen]Josh	"Hah! That means I win! I didn't break character!"
[00:29]	Luize	turns back to Josh with swollen red lips... it's burning~
[00:29]	Mirai	whahuh-?
[00:29]	Luize	You both lose~
[00:29]	Luize	Idiots~
[00:29]	Mirai	We were what?
[00:29]	Luize	I've been in character the whole time~!
[00:30]	Mirai	Um... okay?
[00:30]	Mirai	I lose, I lose.
[00:30]	Mirai	sighs happily.
[00:30]	Mirai	I can trade losing with seeing you rickrolled.
[00:31]	Mirai	Totally a fine tradeoffs.
[00:31]	Mirai	put on her headdress and glasses again.
[00:31]	Mirai	Back to my ordinary life~
[00:31]	[Owen]Josh	takes off the suitcoat, but leaves the tie on.
[00:31]	[Owen]Josh	"Guess so."
[00:32]	Luize	Hmmm... oh Josh!
[00:32]	Luize	Let's go fishing next weekend!
[00:32]	Mirai	offers that very same cup of milk to Josh, in the same demeanor.
[00:32]	Mirai	"Your drink, M'sieur."
[00:32]	Mirai	winks.
[00:33]	[Owen]Josh	takes it.
[00:34]	[Owen]Josh	"Thank you, madame."
[00:34]	GMOwen	[Yeah. That was sure a thing.]