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  1. <!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN"
  2.  
  3. "https://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transitional.dtd">
  4. <html xmlns="https://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" xml:lang="en" lang="en">
  5. <head>
  6. <title>{Title}</title>
  7.  
  8.  
  9. <!-- please do not steal, redistribute, or claim as your own. KEEP CREDIT IN TACT. thank you! -->
  10. <link rel="shortcut icon" href="{Favicon}">
  11. <link rel="alternate" type="application/rss+xml" href="{RSS}">
  12. {block:Description}<meta name="description" content="{MetaDescription}" />
  13.  
  14. {/block:Description}
  15.  
  16. <meta name="color:text" content="#adadad">
  17. <meta name="color:bold" content="#623431">
  18. <meta name="color:italic" content="#996e4d">
  19. <meta name="color:links" content="#587b9b">
  20. <meta name="color:borders" content="#654467">
  21. <meta name="color:hover link" content="#e7e7e7">
  22.  
  23. <meta name="text:link1url" content="link">
  24. <meta name="text:link1title" content="title">
  25. <meta name="text:link2url" content="link">
  26. <meta name="text:link2title" content="title">
  27. <meta name="text:link3url" content="link">
  28. <meta name="text:link3title" content="title">
  29. <meta name="text:link4url" content="link">
  30. <meta name="text:link4title" content="title">
  31. <meta name="text:link5url" content="link">
  32. <meta name="text:link5title" content="title">
  33. <meta name="text:link6url" content="link">
  34. <meta name="text:link6title" content="title">
  35.  
  36.  
  37. <link href="https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Anton&family=Recursive&display=swap" rel="stylesheet">
  38.  
  39. <script src="https://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.7/jquery.min.js"></script>
  40. <script src="https://static.tumblr.com/rzl30kg/eAxm7a751/jquery.style-my-tooltips.js"></script>
  41. <script>
  42. (function($){
  43. $(document).ready(function(){
  44. $("[title]").style_my_tooltips({
  45. tip_follows_cursor:true,
  46. tip_delay_time:200,
  47. tip_fade_speed:300
  48. }
  49. );
  50. });
  51. })(jQuery);
  52. </script>
  53.  
  54. <script type="text/javascript"
  55. src="https://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.4.1/jquery.min.js"></script>
  56. <script>
  57. $(document).ready(function() {
  58. //
  59. $('a.poplight[href^=#]').click(function() {
  60. var popID = $(this).attr('rel'); //Get Popup Name
  61. var popURL = $(this).attr('href'); //Get Popup href to define size
  62. var query= popURL.split('?');
  63. var dim= query[1].split('&');
  64. var popWidth = dim[0].split('=')[1]; //Gets the first query string value
  65. $('#' + popID).fadeIn().css({ 'width': Number( popWidth ) }).prepend('<a href="#" class="close"></a>');
  66. var popMargTop = ($('#' + popID).height() + 80) / 2;
  67. var popMargLeft = ($('#' + popID).width() + 80) / 2;
  68. //Apply Margin to Popup
  69. $('#' + popID).css({
  70. 'margin-top' : -popMargTop,
  71. 'margin-left' : -popMargLeft
  72. });
  73. $('body').append('<div id="fade"></div>');
  74. $('#fade').css({'filter' : 'alpha(opacity=80)'}).fadeIn(); //Fade in the fade layer - .css({'filter' : 'alpha(opacity=80)'})
  75. return false;
  76. });
  77. $('a.close, #fade').live('click', function() {
  78. $('#fade , .popup_block').fadeOut(function() {
  79. $('#fade, a.close').remove(); //fade them both out
  80. });
  81. return false;
  82. });
  83. });
  84. </script>
  85.  
  86.  
  87. <style type="text/css">
  88.  
  89.  
  90. body {
  91. font-family: 'Recursive', sans-serif;
  92. color: {color:text};
  93. font-size: 8pt;
  94. letter-spacing: 0px;
  95. background-color:#000000;
  96. background-image: url('https://i.imgur.com/FitVpnd.png');
  97. background-position: top-right;
  98. background-repeat: no-repeat;
  99. background-attachment: fixed;
  100. line-height: 12pt;
  101. text-align: justify;
  102. }
  103.  
  104. #s-m-t-tooltip{
  105. position: absolute;
  106. z-index: 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999;
  107. margin-top: 10px;
  108. margin-left: 5px;
  109. display: block;
  110. color: #fff;
  111. background-image: url('https://i.imgur.com/NulaSor.png');
  112. background-attachment: fixed;
  113. background-repeat: repeat;
  114. background-position: center;
  115. text-align: center;
  116. font-style: italic;
  117. box-shadow: 2px 2px 5px #000;
  118. font-family: 'Recursive', sans-serif;
  119. letter-spacing: 1px;
  120. text-shadow: 1px 1px 5px black;
  121. border: 4px double{Color:Borders};
  122. padding: 10px;
  123. font-size: 22pt;
  124. margin-bottom: 5px;
  125. }
  126.  
  127. ::-webkit-scrollbar-thumb:vertical {
  128. background-color: {color:scrollbar};
  129. height:auto;
  130. }
  131.  
  132. ::-webkit-scrollbar-thumb:horizontal {
  133. background-color: {color:scrollbar};
  134. height:2px;
  135. }
  136.  
  137. ::-webkit-scrollbar {
  138. height:2px;
  139. width:2px;
  140. background-color:transparent;
  141. }
  142.  
  143.  
  144. a {
  145. text-decoration: none;
  146. color: {color:links};
  147. font-size: 13pt;
  148. line-height: 19pt;
  149. transition-duration: 0.6s;
  150. -moz-transition-duration: 0.6s;
  151. -webkit-transition-duration: 0.6s;
  152. -o-transition-duration: 0.6s;
  153. font-family: 'Recursive', sans-serif;
  154. font-weight: bold;
  155. letter-spacing: 1px;
  156. text-shadow: 1px 1px 3px black;
  157. }
  158.  
  159.  
  160. a:hover {
  161. text-decoration: none;
  162. letter-spacing: 1px;
  163. filter:blur(2px);
  164. color: {color:hover link};
  165. transition-duration: 0.6s;
  166. -moz-transition-duration: 0.6s;
  167. -webkit-transition-duration: 0.6s;
  168. -o-transition-duration: 0.6s;
  169. }
  170.  
  171. small, sup, sub {
  172. font-size: 100%;
  173. }
  174.  
  175. b, strong {
  176. text-shadow: 1px 1px 4px black;
  177. padding-left: 2px;
  178. padding-right: 2px;
  179. color:{color:bold};
  180. letter-spacing: 0px;
  181. font-size: 12pt;
  182. font-family:'Anton', sans-serif;
  183. }
  184.  
  185. i, em {
  186. text-shadow: 1px 1px 4px black;
  187. color:{color:italic};
  188. font-style: italic;
  189. font-family: 'Recursive', sans-serif;
  190. letter-spacing: 1px;
  191. padding-left:5px;
  192. padding-right: 5px;
  193. padding-top: 10px;
  194. padding-bottom: 10px;
  195. font-size: 13pt;
  196. }
  197.  
  198.  
  199.  
  200.  
  201. h2 {
  202. text-shadow: 1px 1px 5px black;
  203. font-family: 'Recursive', sans-serif;
  204. font-size: 16pt;
  205. font-weight: bold;
  206. line-height: 120%;
  207. letter-spacing: 1px;
  208. }
  209.  
  210.  
  211. #info {
  212. padding: 10px;
  213. color: {color:bold};
  214. margin-top: 10px;
  215. background-attachment: fixed;
  216. background-repeat: repeat;
  217. background-image: url('https://i.imgur.com/NulaSor.png');
  218. text-align: center;
  219. margin-bottom: 80px;
  220. letter-spacing: 1px;
  221. text-shadow: 1px 1px #000;
  222. transition-duration: 0.6s;
  223. -moz-transition-duration: 0.6s;
  224. -webkit-transition-duration: 0.6s;
  225. -o-transition-duration: 0.6s;
  226. font-size:14pt;
  227. border: 4px double{Color:Borders};
  228. }
  229.  
  230. #info a {
  231. color: {color:Bold};
  232. font-size: 12pt;
  233. text-shadow: 1px 1px 3px #000;
  234. font-weight:bold;
  235. }
  236.  
  237. #h1 {
  238. text-align: center;
  239. font-family: 'Recursive', sans-serif;
  240. padding: 10px;
  241. text-shadow: 1px 1px 4px #000;
  242. line-height: 110%;
  243. font-size: 18pt;
  244. background-position: center;
  245. margin-bottom: 5px;
  246. }
  247.  
  248. #sidebar {
  249. margin-left:600px;
  250. width: 110px;
  251. font-size: 10pt;
  252. margin-top: 285px;
  253. position: fixed;
  254. }
  255.  
  256. #description {
  257. height:190px;
  258. font-size: 10px;
  259. line-height: 14px;
  260. overflow: auto;
  261. }
  262.  
  263. #audio {
  264. text-align: center;
  265. font-size: 8pt;
  266. line-height: 9pt;
  267. }
  268.  
  269.  
  270. #musicinfo {
  271.  
  272. text-transform: uppercase;
  273. margin-top:10px;
  274. }
  275.  
  276. blockquote {
  277. border-left: 5px solid {color:links};
  278. color: gray;
  279. background-color: #0e0e0e;
  280. padding: 5px;
  281. font-size: 95%
  282. }
  283.  
  284. blockquote img {
  285. max-width: 100%;
  286. display: block;
  287. height: auto
  288. }
  289.  
  290. img {
  291. max-width: 100%;
  292. display: block;
  293. height: auto
  294. }
  295.  
  296.  
  297. ol.notes {
  298. text-align: left;
  299. list-style: upper-roman;
  300. padding: 10px;
  301.  
  302. }
  303.  
  304.  
  305. #info a:hover {
  306. color: {color:bold};
  307. }
  308.  
  309. #credit {
  310. right:10px;
  311. bottom:7px;
  312. padding:5px;
  313. font-size:10px;
  314. position:fixed;
  315. background-image: url('https://i.imgur.com/NulaSor.png');
  316. text-align: center;
  317. font-style: italic;
  318. font-family: 'Recursive', sans-serif;
  319. letter-spacing: 1px;
  320. border: 4px double {Color:Borders};
  321. padding: 5px;
  322. font-size: 120%;
  323. margin-bottom: 5px;
  324. transition-duration: 0.6s;
  325. -moz-transition-duration: 0.6s;
  326. -webkit-transition-duration: 0.6s;
  327. -o-transition-duration: 0.6s;
  328. }
  329.  
  330.  
  331. #credit a {
  332. font-family: 'Recursive', sans-serif;
  333. color:#fff;
  334. padding:5px;
  335. letter-spacing:1px;
  336. text-decoration:none;
  337. font-weight:bold;
  338. }
  339.  
  340. #tags a {
  341. font-family: verdana;
  342. font-weight: bold;
  343. font-size: 8px;
  344. line-height: 6px;
  345. color: gray;
  346. text-transform: uppercase;
  347. text-shadow: 1px 1px 1px #000;
  348. }
  349.  
  350. #post {
  351. width: 500px;
  352. margin-bottom: 25px;
  353. }
  354.  
  355. #posts {
  356. width: 500px;
  357. background-color: #000000;
  358. height: auto;
  359. border-left: 3px solid #654467;
  360. border-right: 3px solid #654467;
  361. overflow-y: auto;
  362. margin-top: 10px;
  363. padding: 10px;
  364. position: absolute;
  365. margin-left:45px;
  366. }
  367.  
  368. #ask a {
  369. color: {color:italic};
  370. font-size:20pt;
  371. }
  372.  
  373. #ask {
  374. background-image: url('https://i.imgur.com/NulaSor.png');
  375. background-repeat: repeat;
  376. text-align: center;
  377. color: {Color:Bold};
  378. padding: 10px;
  379. height: auto;
  380. border: 4px double{Color:Borders};
  381. background-color: #040404;
  382. text-shadow: 1px 1px 2px #000;
  383. }
  384.  
  385. #pa { margin-top: 20px;
  386. text-align: center;
  387. }
  388.  
  389. #pa a {
  390. text-shadow: 1px 1px 5px #000;
  391. color: gray;
  392. font-family: 'Recursive', sans-serif;
  393. text-transform: uppercase;
  394. font-size: 15pt;
  395. }
  396.  
  397. #links {
  398. position: fixed;
  399. text-align: left;
  400. margin-top: 40px;
  401. margin-left: 1170px;
  402. width: 500px;
  403. line-height: 14pt;
  404. transition-duration: 0.6s;
  405. -moz-transition-duration: 0.6s;
  406. -webkit-transition-duration: 0.6s;
  407. -o-transition-duration: 0.6s;
  408. }
  409.  
  410. #links a {
  411. font-weight: bold;
  412. filter:blur(0px);
  413. animation: spin 6s;
  414. animation-direction: alternate;
  415. animation-iteration-count: infinite;
  416. transition-duration: 1s;
  417. -moz-transition-duration: 1s;
  418. -webkit-transition-duration:1s;
  419. -o-transition-duration: 1s;
  420. text-shadow: 2px 2px 4px #000;
  421. font-size: 14pt;
  422. line-height: 16pt;
  423. font-family:'Anton', sans-serif;
  424. }
  425.  
  426.  
  427. #links a:hover {
  428. filter:blur(3px); transition-duration: 0.6s;
  429. -moz-transition-duration: 0.6s;
  430. -webkit-transition-duration: 0.6s;
  431. -o-transition-duration: 0.6s;
  432.  
  433. }
  434.  
  435. #li {
  436. position: fixed;
  437. margin-left: 700px;
  438. text-align: center;
  439. }
  440.  
  441.  
  442. </style>
  443.  
  444. </head>
  445.  
  446. <body>
  447.  
  448. <div id="sidebar">
  449. <div id="description">
  450. {Description}<p>
  451. </div>
  452. <div id="pa">{block:Pagination}
  453. {block:PreviousPage}
  454. <a href="{PreviousPage}">back</a> /
  455. {/block:PreviousPage} {block:NextPage}<a href="{NextPage}">forward</a>
  456. {/block:NextPage}
  457. {/block:Pagination}</div>
  458. </div>
  459.  
  460. <div id="li">
  461.  
  462. <a href="/" title="return" style="position: fixed; margin-top: 30px; margin-left: 0px;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/xVwTK8S.png" width="70"></a>
  463.  
  464. <a href="/ask" title="message" style="position: fixed; margin-top: 120px; margin-left: -80px;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/xVwTK8S.png" width="70" style="transform:rotate(-12deg);"></a>
  465.  
  466. <a href="{text:link1url}" title="{text:link1title}" style="position: fixed; margin-top: 90px; margin-left: 350px;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/xVwTK8S.png" width="70" style="transform:rotate(-25deg);"></a>
  467.  
  468. <a href="{text:link2url}" title="{text:link2title}" style="position: fixed; margin-top: 180px; margin-left: 450px;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/xVwTK8S.png" width="70" style="transform:rotate(0deg);"></a>
  469.  
  470. <a href="{text:link3url}" title="{text:link3title}" style="position: fixed; margin-top: 420px; margin-left:50px;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/xVwTK8S.png" width="70" style="transform:rotate(-40deg);"></a>
  471.  
  472.  
  473. <a href="{text:link4url}" title="{text:link4title}" style="position: fixed; margin-top: 290px; margin-left:180px;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/xVwTK8S.png" width="70" style="transform:rotate(30deg);"></a>
  474.  
  475. <a href="{text:link5url}" title="{text:link5title}" style="position: fixed; margin-top: 360px; margin-left:320px;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/xVwTK8S.png" width="70" style="transform:rotate(-40deg);"></a>
  476.  
  477. <a href="{text:link6url}" title="{text:link6title}" style="position: fixed; margin-top: 550px; margin-left:450px;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/xVwTK8S.png" width="70" style="transform:rotate(-10deg);"></a>
  478.  
  479.  
  480. </div>
  481.  
  482. <div id="posts">
  483.  
  484.  
  485. {block:Posts}<div id="post">
  486.  
  487.  
  488.  
  489. {block:Text}<div id="h1">{block:Title}{Title}{/block:Title}</div>{Body}{/block:Text}
  490.  
  491. {block:Photo}{LinkOpenTag}<img src="{PhotoURL-500}" style="margin-bottom: 10px;">{LinkCloseTag}{block:Caption}
  492.  
  493. {Caption} {/block:Caption}{/block:Photo}
  494.  
  495. {block:Photoset}{Photoset-500}{block:Caption}{Caption}{/block:Caption}
  496.  
  497. {/block:Photoset}
  498.  
  499. {block:Quote}<b style="text-align: center; font-size: 18pt; line-height: 20pt;">{Quote}</b>{block:Source}<div style="text-align:center;">—{Source}</div>{/block:Source}{/block:Quote}
  500.  
  501. {block:Link}<div id="h1"><a href="{URL}" {Target}>{Name}</a></div>{block:Description}
  502.  
  503. {Description}{/block:Description}{/block:Link}
  504.  
  505. {block:Chat}{block:Title}<div id="h1">{Title}</div>{/block:Title}{block:Lines}{block:Label}<b>
  506.  
  507. {Label}</b>{/block:Label} {Line}<br>{/block:Lines}{/block:Chat}
  508.  
  509. {block:Audio}
  510. <div id="audio">
  511. {block:TrackName}
  512. <div id="musicinfo" style="margin-top: 5px;">
  513. {AudioPlayerGrey} <br>
  514. {TrackName} by
  515. {/block:TrackName}
  516. {block:Artist}
  517. {Artist}
  518. {/block:Artist}
  519.  
  520. </div>
  521. </div>
  522. {block:caption}<div id="caption">{Caption} </div>{/block:caption}
  523. {/block:Audio}
  524.  
  525.  
  526. {block:Video}{Video-500}{block:Caption}{Caption}{/block:Caption}{/block:Video}
  527.  
  528. {block:Answer}
  529. <div id="ask">
  530. <center>
  531. <img src="{AskerPortraitURL-128}" width="64" style="border-radius: 100px; box-shadow: 3px 3px 5px #000; margin-bottom: 6px;"></center>
  532. {Asker} asked,<br>
  533. {Question}
  534. </div>
  535. {Answer}{/block:Answer}
  536.  
  537. <div id="info">
  538. <a title="{TimeAgo}" title="{TimeAgo}">{Timeago}️</a> || <a href="{Permalink}" title="{NoteCount} notes">{notecount}️</a> || <a href="{ReblogURL}" title="reblog">reblog️</a>
  539. <div id="tags">
  540. {block:HasTags}{block:Tags} <a href="{TagURL}">#{Tag} </a>
  541. {/block:Tags}{/block:HasTags}
  542. </div>
  543. </div>
  544.  
  545.  
  546. </div>
  547. {block:PostNotes}<Div style="width: 500px;">
  548.  
  549.  
  550. {PostNotes}</div>{/block:PostNotes}
  551. {/block:Posts}</div>
  552.  
  553.  
  554. <div id="credit">
  555. <a href="https://anacommissions.tumblr.com/" title="theme & graphics by anacommissions">AC</a>
  556. </div>
  557.  
  558.  
  559.  
  560.  
  561. </body>
  562.  
  563.  
  564.  
  565. </html>
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