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  1. The Dork Knight: Okay
  2.  
  3. The Dork Knight: Phone? CHeck.
  4.  
  5. The Dork Knight: Coffee? Check.
  6.  
  7. The Dork Knight: Popcorn? Nah, but its replaced by chocolate so we good
  8.  
  9. The Dork Knight: today has been... okay, I guess
  10.  
  11. The Dork Knight: time to ruin all semblence of okayness by watching a movie in which Goopsmom herself despised enough to walk out of a theater.
  12.  
  13. The Dork Knight: i'm...scared
  14.  
  15. The Dork Knight: hold me.
  16.  
  17. The Dork Knight: AND ITS TWO HOURS
  18.  
  19. The Dork Knight: FML
  20.  
  21. The Dork Knight: IM HERE FOREVER
  22.  
  23. The Dork Knight: a roland emmerich film...
  24.  
  25. The Dork Knight: https://gyazo.com/e27d0899e0da0d474c6d4749a0269931
  26.  
  27. The Dork Knight: wha..
  28.  
  29. The Dork Knight: More reason to be scared
  30.  
  31. The Dork Knight: buttwigglin komodos
  32.  
  33. The Dork Knight: LIZZARD
  34.  
  35. The Dork Knight: Nuke thwse lizzards
  36.  
  37. The Dork Knight: BUT WHY
  38.  
  39. The Dork Knight: rip world in advance
  40.  
  41. The Dork Knight: nice sumo
  42.  
  43. The Dork Knight: i thought it was wrassles
  44.  
  45. The Dork Knight: IS BEEG
  46.  
  47. The Dork Knight: just bully that fish ship i guess
  48.  
  49. The Dork Knight: You know what?
  50.  
  51. The Dork Knight: lets try speech to text
  52.  
  53. The Dork Knight: Nevermind. :V
  54.  
  55. The Dork Knight: who’s this asshole
  56.  
  57. The Dork Knight: OH WORM
  58.  
  59. The Dork Knight: Oh well fuck your dream of being a worm scientist
  60.  
  61. The Dork Knight: this no inherent subs for foreign dialogue blows
  62.  
  63. The Dork Knight: i like understanding
  64.  
  65. The Dork Knight: flaw #1 but not a sin
  66.  
  67. The Dork Knight: THE WORM DOC
  68.  
  69. The Dork Knight: godzilla’s fuckin fat
  70.  
  71. The Dork Knight: summer cold
  72.  
  73. The Dork Knight: gojira...
  74.  
  75. The Dork Knight: that scene gives me goosebumps in a good way
  76.  
  77. The Dork Knight: BAGUETTE
  78.  
  79. The Dork Knight: ”should i ask him” “no”
  80.  
  81. The Dork Knight: sin #2: adultry implications, BOSS WANTS TO BONE ASSISTANT
  82.  
  83. The Dork Knight: thats just creepy and unnecessary
  84.  
  85. The Dork Knight: also girl he ain’t even cure
  86.  
  87. The Dork Knight: cute
  88.  
  89. The Dork Knight: hes just a worm nerd and i respect that
  90.  
  91. The Dork Knight: DAS TUNA
  92.  
  93. The Dork Knight: hello what insurance dude wur
  94.  
  95. The Dork Knight: COFFEE
  96.  
  97. The Dork Knight: Welp
  98.  
  99. The Dork Knight: godzilla’s hungry for fish i see
  100.  
  101. The Dork Knight: Nerd brigade!
  102.  
  103. The Dork Knight: allosaurus wut
  104.  
  105. The Dork Knight: nice nerdout dufe
  106.  
  107. The Dork Knight: i like this gal
  108.  
  109. The Dork Knight: nevermind
  110.  
  111. The Dork Knight: oh god a love subplot
  112.  
  113. The Dork Knight: i feel like this is going to be manhandled as badly as a box of bonito
  114.  
  115. The Dork Knight: this fight’s lost dufe
  116.  
  117. The Dork Knight: uuuuh..
  118.  
  119. The Dork Knight: ITS LIKE SONIC ADVENTURE
  120.  
  121. The Dork Knight: WHAT EVEN IS THAT NO-REXY
  122.  
  123. The Dork Knight: uh
  124.  
  125. The Dork Knight: is that what i
  126.  
  127. The Dork Knight: oh...
  128.  
  129. The Dork Knight: nope
  130.  
  131. The Dork Knight: NOPENOPENOPE
  132.  
  133. The Dork Knight: THIS ISNT FUCKING HAPPENING
  134.  
  135. The Dork Knight: AMERICA
  136.  
  137. The Dork Knight: AMERICA.
  138.  
  139. The Dork Knight: THATS A COOL FUCKING DINO BUT THAT ISNT FUCKING GODZILLA
  140.  
  141. The Dork Knight: oof
  142.  
  143. The Dork Knight: thats a fucking sin right there
  144.  
  145. The Dork Knight: i can hear a tiny bit of zilla in those roars but dude
  146.  
  147. The Dork Knight: thats not godzilla.
  148.  
  149. The Dork Knight: how can he hide in a city
  150.  
  151. The Dork Knight: athreesome
  152.  
  153. The Dork Knight: sorry wut
  154.  
  155. The Dork Knight: thisiswhenthebigboysgotowork
  156.  
  157. The Dork Knight: suck my nut, caiman.
  158.  
  159. The Dork Knight: Muh sweets
  160.  
  161. The Dork Knight: WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE X 4
  162.  
  163. The Dork Knight: oh, bug?!?
  164.  
  165. The Dork Knight: stole his fucking press idea
  166.  
  167. The Dork Knight: ID
  168.  
  169. The Dork Knight: godlike
  170.  
  171. The Dork Knight: YUM DONUTS
  172.  
  173. The Dork Knight: IS AMURICA
  174.  
  175. The Dork Knight: Oh dear
  176.  
  177. The Dork Knight: shut uo mayor
  178.  
  179. The Dork Knight: Rip roads
  180.  
  181. The Dork Knight: it.. burrows?
  182.  
  183. The Dork Knight: oh god dino is baragon
  184.  
  185. The Dork Knight: FEESH
  186.  
  187. The Dork Knight: Get cafe bustello already u fucks
  188.  
  189. The Dork Knight: its like we’re feeding a cat
  190.  
  191. The Dork Knight: hides under the subway station, eats a ton of fish
  192.  
  193. The Dork Knight: I CANT BELIEVE CHAO LIVED THROUGH THIS
  194.  
  195. The Dork Knight: ALSO hi godzilla
  196.  
  197. The Dork Knight: notzilla
  198.  
  199. The Dork Knight: RROA
  200.  
  201. The Dork Knight: Almost murdered by washington-senpai
  202.  
  203. The Dork Knight: EXPLOSION SCREAM
  204.  
  205. The Dork Knight: not atomic beam
  206.  
  207. The Dork Knight: why
  208.  
  209. The Dork Knight: what am physics
  210.  
  211. The Dork Knight: kaiju movies in my kaiju
  212.  
  213. The Dork Knight: movie
  214.  
  215. The Dork Knight: 3 godzilla noises
  216.  
  217. The Dork Knight: everything else is dinosaurs
  218.  
  219. The Dork Knight: GODZILLA WOULD NEVER RUN FROM A FIGHT
  220.  
  221. The Dork Knight: 4 godzilla noises
  222.  
  223. The Dork Knight: draco laying on factoids in discord
  224.  
  225. The Dork Knight: THE REUNION
  226.  
  227. The Dork Knight: AFTER PREGNANCY TESTS
  228.  
  229. The Dork Knight: also more awkward love story
  230.  
  231. The Dork Knight: HES
  232.  
  233. The Dork Knight: HES GREGNANT
  234.  
  235. The Dork Knight: HE A SHE
  236.  
  237. The Dork Knight: i dont even -
  238.  
  239. The Dork Knight: DOLBY
  240.  
  241. The Dork Knight: THOSE TAPES
  242.  
  243. The Dork Knight: The fuck is thar
  244.  
  245. The Dork Knight: the tapes were stolen
  246.  
  247. The Dork Knight: asexual...
  248.  
  249. The Dork Knight: reproducing...
  250.  
  251. The Dork Knight: dinosaur.
  252.  
  253. The Dork Knight: Its LIKE IN JURASSIC PARK
  254.  
  255. The Dork Knight: GONGZILLA
  256.  
  257. The Dork Knight: ...sea dragon
  258.  
  259. The Dork Knight: SEA DRAGON
  260.  
  261. The Dork Knight: FIND THE NEST
  262.  
  263. The Dork Knight: BEFORE THE MINYAS HATCH
  264.  
  265. The Dork Knight: AND THEY TALK
  266.  
  267. The Dork Knight: Well audrey u done fuckrd i guess
  268.  
  269. The Dork Knight: also SECRET FRENCH AAAGENT MAN
  270.  
  271. The Dork Knight: also also >they don't want to find the nest
  272.  
  273. The Dork Knight: BUT FUCKING WHY?!?
  274.  
  275. The Dork Knight: WHY
  276.  
  277. The Dork Knight: >GUNS
  278.  
  279. The Dork Knight: ”how did you get all of this”
  280.  
  281. The Dork Knight: ”this is america, you can do anything”
  282.  
  283. The Dork Knight: truest thing ever said
  284.  
  285. The Dork Knight: “We here to clean up our mess”
  286.  
  287. The Dork Knight: oh..,
  288.  
  289. The Dork Knight: WHAT HAVE I BECOME
  290.  
  291. The Dork Knight: a kaiju
  292.  
  293. The Dork Knight: The distractions are coming in and i just realized
  294.  
  295. The Dork Knight: there’s an hour of movie left
  296.  
  297. The Dork Knight: draco heard my reaction and cracked up
  298.  
  299. The Dork Knight: concern yourself not with lizards and rats
  300.  
  301. The Dork Knight: but turta
  302.  
  303. The Dork Knight: ...elvis impersonation
  304.  
  305. The Dork Knight: “that elvis voice was so spot on i thought patchy was sitting in the truck with him” -Draco, 2019
  306.  
  307. The Dork Knight: Godzilla noise 6
  308.  
  309. The Dork Knight: Almost called the dino gino.
  310.  
  311. The Dork Knight: typoed dino as gino before it was corrected
  312.  
  313. The Dork Knight: subs?
  314.  
  315. The Dork Knight: subs.
  316.  
  317. The Dork Knight: dino fast
  318.  
  319. The Dork Knight: nice dogge there
  320.  
  321. The Dork Knight: fuck that sub
  322.  
  323. The Dork Knight: Dying.. IN SLO MO
  324.  
  325. The Dork Knight: I hope when...
  326.  
  327. The Dork Knight: they find the eggs, they shout
  328.  
  329. The Dork Knight: ”GODZOOKS!”
  330.  
  331. The Dork Knight: THEY DIDNT EVEN
  332.  
  333. The Dork Knight: SAY IT
  334.  
  335. The Dork Knight: oh my
  336.  
  337. The Dork Knight: dino was really, uh
  338.  
  339. The Dork Knight: active
  340.  
  341. The Dork Knight: CUTE BABY DINOS
  342.  
  343. The Dork Knight: THE GODZOOKIES
  344.  
  345. The Dork Knight: ALL PART OF DRACO’S PLANS
  346.  
  347. The Dork Knight: oooh nice chitter
  348.  
  349. The Dork Knight: GOATZOOKY
  350.  
  351. The Dork Knight: HEY ITS JUST LIKE JP
  352.  
  353. The Dork Knight: AGAIN
  354.  
  355. The Dork Knight: time to ship them to isla soma
  356.  
  357. The Dork Knight: Bless this french man
  358.  
  359. The Dork Knight: he ded
  360.  
  361. The Dork Knight: abused
  362.  
  363. The Dork Knight: BLOCKBUSTER SIGN
  364.  
  365. The Dork Knight: POPCORN DINOS
  366.  
  367. The Dork Knight: oh
  368.  
  369. The Dork Knight: god thats hillarious
  370.  
  371. The Dork Knight: fuck that vent anf oh god
  372.  
  373. The Dork Knight: an internet
  374.  
  375. The Dork Knight: 200 eggs
  376.  
  377. The Dork Knight: its
  378.  
  379. The Dork Knight: JURASSIC PARK
  380.  
  381. The Dork Knight: French dude is godlike
  382.  
  383. The Dork Knight: DINO SLIDES RIGHT IN
  384.  
  385. The Dork Knight: dunked om.
  386.  
  387. The Dork Knight: thats
  388.  
  389. The Dork Knight: uh
  390.  
  391. The Dork Knight: a lotta dinos
  392.  
  393. The Dork Knight: Gun-senpai...
  394.  
  395. The Dork Knight: KISS HAPPRNED
  396.  
  397. The Dork Knight: HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE
  398.  
  399. The Dork Knight: also we killed its-7!- children
  400.  
  401. The Dork Knight: she pissed
  402.  
  403. The Dork Knight was timed out 12 minutes ago
  404.  
  405. The Dork Knight: Oh god MAPS
  406.  
  407. The Dork Knight: I WILL TURN THESE GODDAMN PLANES AROUND
  408.  
  409. The Dork Knight: jalepeno breath activate!
  410.  
  411. The Dork Knight: MOUTH
  412.  
  413. The Dork Knight: OW?
  414.  
  415. The Dork Knight: 7 1/2
  416.  
  417. The Dork Knight: Godzilla hates planes pt 20(?)
  418.  
  419. The Dork Knight: Heavy rain
  420.  
  421. The Dork Knight: press f to show respect
  422.  
  423. The Dork Knight: and THEN HE DIED
  424.  
  425. The Dork Knight: FOR THE THIRD (? ) TIME
  426.  
  427. The Dork Knight: “The mayor who destroyed godzilla”
  428.  
  429. The Dork Knight: fuck you.
  430.  
  431. The Dork Knight joined the chat
  432.  
  433. The Dork Knight: Ew
  434.  
  435. The Dork Knight: did you just
  436.  
  437. The Dork Knight: philipe took tape
  438.  
  439. The Dork Knight: au revior
  440.  
  441. The Dork Knight: OH NO ONE LAST EGG
  442.  
  443. The Dork Knight: ITS BLUE
  444.  
  445. The Dork Knight: i'd adopt blue.
  446.  
  447. The Dork Knight: ANYWAY
  448.  
  449. The Dork Knight: oh god i just noticed M Sheep was in discord's chat
  450.  
  451. The Dork Knight: so anyway
  452.  
  453. The Dork Knight: this is..
  454.  
  455. The Dork Knight: NOT a godzilla movie.
  456.  
  457. The Dork Knight: It just flat out isn't.
  458.  
  459. The Dork Knight: You really can't judge this as a godzilla movie because THEY HAVEN'T WATCHED A GODZILLA MOVIE
  460.  
  461. The Dork Knight: it has none of the trademarks, it just has big scary dino
  462.  
  463. The Dork Knight: so on that front, its a flat out 0
  464.  
  465. The Dork Knight: HOWEVER
  466.  
  467. The Dork Knight: as a general "big fucking dino movie"
  468.  
  469. The Dork Knight: it's actually pretty fun to watch. plot's kinda out there but it works, its cheesy, it's fun
  470.  
  471. The Dork Knight: several cool moments
  472.  
  473. The Dork Knight: also blue is adorable and nobody can tell me otherwise.
  474.  
  475. The Dork Knight: 7/10
  476.  
  477. The Dork Knight: vs. gigan's worse.
  478.  
  479. The Dork Knight: NEXT TIME
  480.  
  481. The Dork Knight: an actual Godzilla Movie that is Actually Good
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