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- TED: Okay, Clara,
- you don't have to kill us.
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- 00:00:41,489 --> 00:00:42,490
- [BRAKES SCREECHING]
- 3
- 00:00:43,215 --> 00:00:44,768
- [EXHALES]
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- 00:00:44,803 --> 00:00:46,460
- It just makes no sense.
- 5
- 00:00:46,494 --> 00:00:47,495
- TED: Well...
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- 00:00:51,775 --> 00:00:53,122
- Wait.
- 7
- 00:00:53,156 --> 00:00:54,537
- I think I see it.
- 8
- 00:00:54,571 --> 00:00:56,263
- Is that it? Is that it?
- 9
- 00:00:57,298 --> 00:00:59,749
- Oh, what a relief.
- 10
- 00:00:59,783 --> 00:01:02,165
- I thought I was gonna have to
- try to find it online.
- 11
- 00:01:13,590 --> 00:01:16,179
- [COYOTE HOWLING]
- 12
- 00:01:19,355 --> 00:01:21,598
- [LEAVES RUSTLING]
- 13
- 00:01:26,362 --> 00:01:29,089
- Excuse me. Hello?
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- 00:01:29,951 --> 00:01:31,160
- MAN: Do you mind?
- 15
- 00:01:35,233 --> 00:01:36,406
- Lady.
- 16
- 00:01:36,441 --> 00:01:37,545
- Can you see me?
- 17
- 00:01:37,580 --> 00:01:39,099
- [CAR HORN BLARING]
- 18
- 00:01:40,203 --> 00:01:41,204
- MAN: Hello?
- 19
- 00:01:42,205 --> 00:01:43,551
- Come on!
- 20
- 00:01:43,586 --> 00:01:44,794
- Come on!
- 21
- 00:01:44,828 --> 00:01:45,829
- Come on!
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- 00:01:50,317 --> 00:01:51,490
- Sorry.
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- 00:02:03,192 --> 00:02:04,400
- Damn it.
- 24
- 00:02:07,886 --> 00:02:09,474
- CLARA: It's not it, Ted.
- 25
- 00:02:15,687 --> 00:02:17,482
- It's exactly like this one.
- 26
- 00:02:17,516 --> 00:02:18,931
- The brand is Dina,
- 27
- 00:02:18,966 --> 00:02:21,727
- or Dina, D-I-N-A.
- 28
- 00:02:21,762 --> 00:02:24,558
- And I got them at Marshall's
- 29
- 00:02:24,592 --> 00:02:26,629
- near the Palisades mall,
- 30
- 00:02:26,663 --> 00:02:28,872
- with my sister in New Jersey.
- 31
- 00:02:28,907 --> 00:02:31,979
- And I think I had
- a store credit.
- 32
- 00:02:32,013 --> 00:02:34,361
- And, oh, they were on clearance.
- 33
- 00:02:34,395 --> 00:02:36,466
- So, there's no way they
- have them there anymore.
- 34
- 00:02:36,501 --> 00:02:37,812
- Gotcha. So,
- 35
- 00:02:37,847 --> 00:02:39,262
- someone stole your shoe?
- 36
- 00:02:39,676 --> 00:02:40,953
- No, no, um,
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- 00:02:40,988 --> 00:02:43,956
- we took and it fell out
- of the car somewhere.
- 38
- 00:02:43,991 --> 00:02:45,786
- You could fill out
- a stolen property...
- 39
- 00:02:45,820 --> 00:02:48,513
- No, no, we've been searching
- for it for hours,
- 40
- 00:02:48,547 --> 00:02:49,824
- it got dark.
- 41
- 00:02:49,859 --> 00:02:51,309
- It's a size nine.
- 42
- 00:02:52,586 --> 00:02:54,208
- Wearing two shoes now.
- 43
- 00:02:54,243 --> 00:02:55,347
- No, no.Right?
- 44
- 00:02:55,382 --> 00:02:56,969
- These are from DSW.
- 45
- 00:02:57,763 --> 00:02:58,902
- I like DSW.
- 46
- 00:02:58,937 --> 00:03:01,250
- The missing shoe
- is from Marshall's.
- 47
- 00:03:01,284 --> 00:03:04,425
- So you just have
- a back-up pair in your car
- in case someone lost your shoe?
- 48
- 00:03:04,460 --> 00:03:06,496
- No, I wasn't wearing them.
- 49
- 00:03:06,531 --> 00:03:09,534
- They were in my car
- but they weren't on my feet.
- 50
- 00:03:09,568 --> 00:03:12,330
- Were in your car
- but they weren't on your feet.
- 51
- 00:03:12,364 --> 00:03:14,677
- The left shoe
- was the missing shoe.
- 52
- 00:03:16,748 --> 00:03:17,749
- Oh.
- 53
- 00:03:20,407 --> 00:03:24,273
- We have a "Lost Item Report"
- that you can fill out.
- 54
- 00:03:24,307 --> 00:03:26,447
- That way,
- if anyone returns it...
- 55
- 00:03:26,482 --> 00:03:28,553
- Are you kidding me?
- 56
- 00:03:28,587 --> 00:03:32,695
- Is there someone above you
- I can speak with
- to help me figure this out?
- 57
- 00:03:33,351 --> 00:03:35,456
- I'm sorry, um,
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- 00:03:35,491 --> 00:03:36,768
- I'm the only one here.
- 59
- 00:03:36,802 --> 00:03:38,735
- Do you see my husband out there?
- 60
- 00:03:38,770 --> 00:03:42,360
- Do you recognize him?
- Ted Reynolds?
- 61
- 00:03:42,394 --> 00:03:45,915
- Does he eat at Andy's Deli
- on Elm on Saturdays often?
- 62
- 00:03:45,949 --> 00:03:48,676
- Ted Reynolds, the actor.
- 63
- 00:03:48,711 --> 00:03:52,646
- I'm gonna have to
- go out there and tell him
- that you didn't help me at all.
- 64
- 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:54,510
- And he's gonna be very upset.
- 65
- 00:03:55,752 --> 00:03:56,753
- Ted Reynolds?
- 66
- 00:04:04,382 --> 00:04:05,969
- Well, I think
- it's time for a drink.
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- Damn right.
- 68
- 00:04:09,628 --> 00:04:11,630
- [PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]
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- 00:05:03,441 --> 00:05:05,753
- [BREATHES DEEPLY]
- 70
- 00:05:38,821 --> 00:05:42,721
- [SLOW TENSE INSTRUMENTAL
- MUSIC PLAYING]
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- 00:05:48,140 --> 00:05:49,866
- [INSECTS BUZZING]
- 72
- 00:05:55,009 --> 00:05:57,115
- Oh, my gosh!
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- Look at that moon.
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- CLARA: Oh, my gosh. Wow.
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- 00:06:01,844 --> 00:06:03,984
- I don't think I've ever seen,
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- seen a moon like that.
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- CLARA: Spectacularly beautiful.
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- 00:06:10,853 --> 00:06:12,958
- Is it supposed to be
- a full moon tonight?
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- 00:06:12,993 --> 00:06:16,997
- Oh, honey, I don't know
- if the moon is supposed
- to be full.
- 80
- 00:06:17,031 --> 00:06:19,586
- Okay, I'm gonna take him out.I am not the boss of the moon.
- 81
- 00:06:19,620 --> 00:06:20,828
- Take who out?Oliver.
- 82
- 00:06:20,863 --> 00:06:23,072
- No, no, you're gonna stay.
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- 00:06:23,106 --> 00:06:24,418
- Come down here.
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- 00:06:24,453 --> 00:06:26,800
- I need to take Oliver...Come down with me.
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- 00:06:26,834 --> 00:06:29,768
- [GASPS] Lie down
- on the rug with me.
- 86
- 00:06:29,803 --> 00:06:33,462
- We can look at the ceiling
- and pretend
- we're looking at stars.
- 87
- 00:06:34,014 --> 00:06:36,637
- Come here. Come here.
- 88
- 00:06:36,672 --> 00:06:39,053
- Give me some sugar.
- 89
- 00:06:39,088 --> 00:06:40,883
- Oh, God.Come on.
- 90
- 00:06:40,917 --> 00:06:42,850
- Oh, I need to take the dog out.
- 91
- 00:06:42,885 --> 00:06:45,439
- No, you are not taking him out.
- 92
- 00:06:45,474 --> 00:06:46,509
- It's not fair to him.
- 93
- 00:06:46,544 --> 00:06:48,856
- Ow! Ow!
- 94
- 00:06:48,891 --> 00:06:51,859
- I'm tender. My bones
- are like chicken bones.
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- 00:06:51,894 --> 00:06:52,998
- They're very brittle.Jesus.
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- Go do your duty.
- 97
- 00:06:55,794 --> 00:06:57,140
- [INSECTS BUZZING]
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- 00:06:58,038 --> 00:07:00,109
- [DOG SNIFFING]
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- 00:07:02,663 --> 00:07:04,527
- [DOG URINATING]
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- 00:07:14,019 --> 00:07:15,020
- [DOOR SLAMS SHUT]
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- 00:07:25,548 --> 00:07:26,549
- [CREAKING]
- 102
- 00:07:31,002 --> 00:07:32,762
- [CREAKING]
- 103
- 00:07:36,904 --> 00:07:37,905
- [CELL PHONE BUTTONS CLICKING]
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- 00:07:40,701 --> 00:07:43,221
- [ TOYLANDPLAYING]
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- That's a good song.
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- 00:08:09,178 --> 00:08:12,077
- CLARA: 1969, Ollie.
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- 00:08:13,734 --> 00:08:15,080
- I was 14.
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- 00:08:17,842 --> 00:08:19,326
- Time flies.
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- 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:21,570
- Whether you're having fun
- or not.
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- 00:08:24,262 --> 00:08:26,920
- [ GEORGY GIRLPLAYING]
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- 00:08:30,233 --> 00:08:33,340
- ♪ Hey there Georgy girl
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- 00:08:33,374 --> 00:08:36,585
- ♪ Swinging down
- the street so fancy-free
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- 00:08:36,619 --> 00:08:41,659
- ♪ Nobody you meet could ever see the loneliness there
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- 00:08:41,693 --> 00:08:42,798
- ♪ Inside you
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- 00:08:42,832 --> 00:08:45,835
- ♪ Hey there Georgy girl
- 116
- 00:08:45,870 --> 00:08:48,907
- ♪ Why do all the boys
- just pass you by?
- 117
- 00:08:48,942 --> 00:08:51,082
- ♪ Could it be you just don't try
- 118
- 00:08:51,116 --> 00:08:55,569
- ♪ Or is it the clothes you wear?
- 119
- 00:08:55,604 --> 00:08:57,951
- ♪ You're always window shopping
- 120
- 00:08:57,985 --> 00:09:01,713
- ♪ But never stopping to buy
- 121
- 00:09:01,748 --> 00:09:06,373
- ♪ So shed those
- dowdy feathers and fly
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- 00:09:06,407 --> 00:09:07,616
- ♪ A little bit
- 123
- 00:09:07,650 --> 00:09:10,860
- ♪ Hey there Georgy girl
- 124
- 00:09:10,895 --> 00:09:13,932
- ♪ There's another
- Georgy deep inside
- 125
- 00:09:13,967 --> 00:09:15,382
- ♪ Bring out all the love you
- 126
- 00:09:15,416 --> 00:09:19,835
- ♪ Hide and oh
- what a change there'd be
- 127
- 00:09:19,869 --> 00:09:22,147
- ♪ The world would see
- 128
- 00:09:22,182 --> 00:09:24,218
- ♪ A new Georgy girl
- 129
- 00:09:25,323 --> 00:09:27,221
- ♪ Georgy girl
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- 00:09:27,256 --> 00:09:30,052
- ♪ Swinging down the street
- so fancy-free
- 131
- 00:09:30,086 --> 00:09:32,779
- ♪ Nobody you meet
- could ever see... ♪
- 132
- 00:09:34,194 --> 00:09:35,195
- Gardner.
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- 00:09:36,058 --> 00:09:37,059
- Gardener.
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- 00:09:40,925 --> 00:09:45,688
- [READING]
- "Gardener of family owned wine
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- "from San Luis Obispo.
- 136
- 00:09:51,176 --> 00:09:54,041
- "We will sell no wine
- before its time."
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- A family that wines together,
- Ollie...
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- 00:10:01,808 --> 00:10:03,706
- Ollie.
- 139
- 00:10:03,741 --> 00:10:04,776
- Where'd you go?
- 140
- 00:10:09,781 --> 00:10:10,782
- Okay.
- 141
- 00:10:16,892 --> 00:10:18,652
- Somebody's gotta do it.
- 142
- 00:10:20,205 --> 00:10:21,655
- So, it has to be me.
- 143
- 00:10:27,730 --> 00:10:28,731
- Get in there.
- 144
- 00:10:35,842 --> 00:10:37,395
- [BANGS] Shit.
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- 00:10:37,429 --> 00:10:39,155
- Oh, hi.[PHONE BEEPS]
- 146
- 00:10:41,433 --> 00:10:43,850
- Hello, this is Clara,
- 147
- 00:10:43,884 --> 00:10:46,369
- and I should be cleaning.
- 148
- 00:10:46,404 --> 00:10:49,441
- I cleaned by kitchen
- and it looks good.
- 149
- 00:10:49,476 --> 00:10:54,792
- But my office is still...
- It needs work.
- 150
- 00:10:54,826 --> 00:10:58,934
- It's late here, but I figured
- with the time difference
- on the West Coast,
- 151
- 00:10:58,968 --> 00:11:00,107
- it'd be okay.
- 152
- 00:11:00,798 --> 00:11:02,800
- Um, I'm-I'm-I'm...
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- 00:11:03,766 --> 00:11:05,699
- I like your wine.
- 154
- 00:11:05,734 --> 00:11:09,151
- I think that you'd probably
- guessed that by now.
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- 00:11:09,185 --> 00:11:10,739
- Maybe you didn't,
- I don't know.
- 156
- 00:11:11,809 --> 00:11:14,984
- Anyway, um,
- 157
- 00:11:15,019 --> 00:11:18,263
- I'm looking at your website,
- at the whole bunch of you,
- 158
- 00:11:18,298 --> 00:11:21,335
- and it just seems like
- such a wonderful family,
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- 00:11:21,370 --> 00:11:24,166
- and such a great team.
- 160
- 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:26,444
- [CHANDELIERS CHIMING]
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- 00:11:29,205 --> 00:11:30,379
- Oh.
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- 00:11:30,413 --> 00:11:35,280
- I found and obituary for
- Mary Gardener's father online,
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- 00:11:35,315 --> 00:11:38,939
- and it said that
- he passed away from cancer.
- 164
- 00:11:38,974 --> 00:11:41,873
- And I was just wondering
- what kind, because,
- 165
- 00:11:42,909 --> 00:11:45,946
- it is just such horrible stuff.
- 166
- 00:11:45,981 --> 00:11:47,983
- [CHANDELIERS CHIMING]
- 167
- 00:11:50,951 --> 00:11:54,852
- I like the fruity undertones
- of the wine.
- 168
- 00:11:54,886 --> 00:11:59,857
- And I was just wondering,
- is that something
- that you plan for
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- 00:11:59,891 --> 00:12:02,445
- or is it just a coincidence.
- 170
- 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:03,481
- The fruity.
- 171
- 00:12:04,068 --> 00:12:05,828
- Anyway,
- 172
- 00:12:05,863 --> 00:12:09,521
- if someone could
- call me back
- about the fruity undertones,
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- 00:12:09,556 --> 00:12:11,938
- I would really appreciate that.
- 174
- 00:12:11,972 --> 00:12:13,111
- Thank you.
- 175
- 00:12:16,321 --> 00:12:20,118
- [CHANDELIERS CHIMING]
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- 00:12:52,979 --> 00:12:54,221
- Clara.
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- 00:12:54,256 --> 00:12:56,327
- [SNICKERING]
- 178
- 00:12:57,431 --> 00:12:58,432
- Oh, my God.
- 179
- 00:12:59,468 --> 00:13:00,607
- [LAUGHING]
- 180
- 00:13:00,641 --> 00:13:01,850
- TED: Sweetheart.
- 181
- 00:13:01,884 --> 00:13:03,334
- Oh, you cutie.
- 182
- 00:13:03,368 --> 00:13:05,439
- Magazine people
- are coming at 1:00.
- 183
- 00:13:05,474 --> 00:13:07,579
- And the girls will be here
- in about an hour.
- 184
- 00:13:07,614 --> 00:13:08,960
- Oh.
- 185
- 00:13:08,995 --> 00:13:09,996
- [SLURPING]
- 186
- 00:13:11,652 --> 00:13:12,895
- [IN A CHILDLIKE VOICE] Ollie.
- 187
- 00:13:12,930 --> 00:13:15,864
- Oh, it's your birthday,
- little boy.
- 188
- 00:13:15,898 --> 00:13:17,003
- Come here.
- 189
- 00:13:17,037 --> 00:13:19,868
- Oh, honey, happy birthday.
- 190
- 00:13:19,902 --> 00:13:21,904
- You got a big day today.
- 191
- 00:13:21,939 --> 00:13:24,010
- Oh, come here. Hi.
- 192
- 00:13:24,562 --> 00:13:26,012
- Hi, sweetheart.
- 193
- 00:13:26,529 --> 00:13:27,979
- Hi. Yeah.
- 194
- 00:13:56,076 --> 00:13:57,077
- Ew.
- 195
- 00:14:01,219 --> 00:14:03,325
- JULIE: Ew. I hate her so much.
- 196
- 00:14:03,359 --> 00:14:05,085
- Benny used to date her,
- you know.
- 197
- 00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:06,431
- Really? When?
- 198
- 00:14:06,466 --> 00:14:08,088
- Like, when I was a baby.
- 199
- 00:14:09,331 --> 00:14:10,332
- [SIGHS]
- 200
- 00:14:11,229 --> 00:14:13,404
- Sweet Sisters reunion.
- 201
- 00:14:13,438 --> 00:14:15,371
- Can't wait to go home.Ah.
- 202
- 00:14:15,406 --> 00:14:18,409
- Okay, don't post that,
- all right?
- It's super desperate.
- 203
- 00:14:18,443 --> 00:14:20,307
- Just giving the people
- what they want.
- 204
- 00:14:23,552 --> 00:14:24,829
- Oh, Benny needs to know
- 205
- 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:28,453
- approximately how long
- your speech is gonna be
- for the wedding.
- 206
- 00:14:28,488 --> 00:14:30,524
- Why? I haven't even
- written it yet.
- 207
- 00:14:30,559 --> 00:14:32,561
- Well, he's just being
- a good groom.
- 208
- 00:14:32,595 --> 00:14:34,632
- These things can drag on and on,
- 209
- 00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:36,565
- like Marcy
- at Jay and Em's wedding.
- 210
- 00:14:36,599 --> 00:14:41,294
- She just would not shut up
- about her fucking, like, lupas.
- 211
- 00:14:41,328 --> 00:14:43,020
- You know? I'm just, like,
- 212
- 00:14:43,537 --> 00:14:45,125
- "Shut the fuck up."
- 213
- 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:46,644
- You know, I had
- an epiphany recently.
- 214
- 00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:51,200
- I walked into this audition
- and there was a waiting room
- full of actresses,
- 215
- 00:14:51,235 --> 00:14:54,514
- and I was, like,
- finally confident in myself
- for the first time.
- 216
- 00:14:54,548 --> 00:14:57,482
- Like, I'm okay with how I look.
- 217
- 00:14:57,517 --> 00:14:59,622
- It's fine.
- 218
- 00:14:59,657 --> 00:15:01,383
- Well, that's not good.
- [CLEARS THROAT]
- 219
- 00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:07,423
- So, what's this photo shoot for?
- It's for, like, on airplanes?
- 220
- 00:15:08,183 --> 00:15:10,323
- Arrivee Magazine.
- 221
- 00:15:10,357 --> 00:15:12,152
- Okay, I really can't handle
- going home right now.
- 222
- 00:15:12,187 --> 00:15:14,568
- I'm so fat and my wedding's
- in nine weeks,
- 223
- 00:15:14,603 --> 00:15:17,399
- and mom, like,
- is just in complete denial.
- 224
- 00:15:17,433 --> 00:15:18,607
- She should be freaking out.
- 225
- 00:15:20,540 --> 00:15:22,231
- PASSENGER: Oh, shit.
- 226
- 00:15:22,266 --> 00:15:25,441
- Hey, do you think you're
- gonna do that show in Brooklyn?
- 227
- 00:15:25,476 --> 00:15:27,581
- They don't want me
- without you.
- 228
- 00:15:27,616 --> 00:15:29,445
- That, "Where are they now?"
- show?
- 229
- 00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:31,275
- No. Fuck no!
- 230
- 00:15:31,309 --> 00:15:33,380
- RILEY: I know, but I could
- really use the money.
- 231
- 00:15:33,415 --> 00:15:35,313
- We're working actresses.
- 232
- 00:15:35,348 --> 00:15:37,350
- Not fucking former child stars.
- 233
- 00:15:38,213 --> 00:15:39,421
- Sweet Sisters!
- 234
- 00:15:42,079 --> 00:15:44,012
- Pfft. Okay.
- 235
- 00:15:44,046 --> 00:15:46,152
- What's the point
- of saying anything?
- 236
- 00:15:46,186 --> 00:15:49,293
- I know. Like we're poison ivy.
- You have to alert everybody.
- 237
- 00:16:04,756 --> 00:16:06,034
- [EXHALES]
- 238
- 00:16:30,437 --> 00:16:32,715
- [GIGGLING]
- 239
- 00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:33,751
- Oh.
- 240
- 00:16:48,110 --> 00:16:49,525
- I don't like my smile in this.
- 241
- 00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:05,679
- Oh, God. This is gruesome.
- 242
- 00:17:07,509 --> 00:17:10,512
- [CELL PHONE VIBRATING]
- 243
- 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:12,755
- Hello.
- 244
- 00:17:14,895 --> 00:17:16,587
- Oh, yeah. I'll hold.
- 245
- 00:17:28,392 --> 00:17:31,084
- Oh, shit, I can
- never return this.
- 246
- 00:17:31,774 --> 00:17:33,086
- Oh, boy.
- 247
- 00:18:08,363 --> 00:18:09,364
- [SOFTLY] Oh.
- 248
- 00:18:10,744 --> 00:18:13,540
- Oh, my God. My old library card.
- 249
- 00:18:14,196 --> 00:18:16,233
- From 1963.
- 250
- 00:18:17,303 --> 00:18:19,581
- Ted. Guess what I just found.
- 251
- 00:18:19,926 --> 00:18:21,376
- Really?
- 252
- 00:18:21,410 --> 00:18:25,828
- Yeah, I just wish they
- would have come to this decision
- before rehearsals.
- 253
- 00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:27,934
- Yeah.
- 254
- 00:18:27,968 --> 00:18:29,418
- You know what, guys,
- 255
- 00:18:29,453 --> 00:18:31,903
- this puts me in a very
- uncomfortable position.
- 256
- 00:18:31,938 --> 00:18:34,527
- You see, this twat producer,
- 257
- 00:18:34,561 --> 00:18:37,323
- who, by the way, only happens
- to be, like, five years
- younger than me,
- 258
- 00:18:37,357 --> 00:18:39,532
- wants to be
- my fucking son-in-law.
- 259
- 00:18:39,566 --> 00:18:41,465
- And here's the position
- I'm in now.
- 260
- 00:18:41,499 --> 00:18:43,122
- I don't know how
- to pay for the wedding.
- 261
- 00:18:43,708 --> 00:18:44,916
- Yeah, you know what?
- 262
- 00:18:44,951 --> 00:18:46,711
- You should have
- seen this coming.
- 263
- 00:18:46,746 --> 00:18:48,748
- Okay? That's why I pay you
- the big bucks.
- 264
- 00:18:48,782 --> 00:18:50,508
- The big clams casino.
- 265
- 00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:51,785
- Yeah.
- 266
- 00:18:51,820 --> 00:18:53,511
- Uh-huh. Okay. Well, fuck you.
- 267
- 00:18:53,546 --> 00:18:54,754
- Right. Yeah. Goodbye.
- 268
- 00:18:55,789 --> 00:18:58,930
- Stupid. Bastard. Fat ass.
- 269
- 00:18:58,965 --> 00:19:01,554
- TED: Punk. Pervert. Son-in-law.
- 270
- 00:19:02,210 --> 00:19:03,452
- TED: Clara.
- 271
- 00:19:03,487 --> 00:19:05,696
- We should get going.God dammit.
- 272
- 00:19:08,526 --> 00:19:10,287
- TED: We gotta leave
- in 10 minutes.
- 273
- 00:19:10,321 --> 00:19:11,564
- What time is it?
- 274
- 00:19:13,013 --> 00:19:14,670
- [BELL DINGING]
- 275
- 00:19:23,231 --> 00:19:24,611
- Oh.
- 276
- 00:19:24,646 --> 00:19:27,545
- This is my cousin
- Grace's new baby.
- 277
- 00:19:27,580 --> 00:19:31,722
- Uh, they named her Louise
- after her husband's mother.
- 278
- 00:19:31,756 --> 00:19:36,830
- And her husband is the one
- who died drunk driving.
- 279
- 00:19:36,865 --> 00:19:38,798
- Mmm-hmm.Wait. Wait a minute.
- No, that's not right.
- 280
- 00:19:38,832 --> 00:19:43,216
- You know what? He may have
- been the one who died
- from a heart attack
- 281
- 00:19:43,251 --> 00:19:45,218
- while he was drunk driving.
- 282
- 00:19:45,253 --> 00:19:46,495
- Do you believe that?
- 283
- 00:19:51,569 --> 00:19:52,570
- Okay.
- 284
- 00:19:59,508 --> 00:20:00,578
- ADELIA: [WHISPERS] Clara.
- 285
- 00:20:02,856 --> 00:20:04,410
- ADELIA: [WHISPERS SLOWLY] Clara.
- 286
- 00:20:06,929 --> 00:20:09,553
- [BELL DINGING]
- 287
- 00:20:15,938 --> 00:20:17,423
- Clara.
- 288
- 00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:19,425
- Can you see me?
- 289
- 00:20:33,370 --> 00:20:35,337
- Oh, gosh.
- 290
- 00:20:35,372 --> 00:20:38,375
- The daylight.
- So happy to be out...
- 291
- 00:20:38,409 --> 00:20:39,686
- TED: Hi, girls.RILEY: Hey.
- 292
- 00:20:39,721 --> 00:20:41,688
- JULIE: Hi.
- 293
- 00:20:41,723 --> 00:20:43,414
- Welcome home.CLARA: Sight for sore eyes.
- 294
- 00:20:43,449 --> 00:20:44,933
- Thank you.
- 295
- 00:20:44,967 --> 00:20:46,314
- How was the train ride?
- 296
- 00:20:46,348 --> 00:20:48,074
- We were, like,
- sitting in a fart box.
- 297
- 00:20:48,108 --> 00:20:50,490
- The entire train ride
- was disgusting.Yeah.
- 298
- 00:20:50,525 --> 00:20:51,905
- Smelled like warm beans.Is it?
- 299
- 00:20:51,940 --> 00:20:53,976
- You're making me hungry
- with that fart talk.
- 300
- 00:20:54,011 --> 00:20:55,944
- Yeah.[TED GIGGLING]
- 301
- 00:20:55,978 --> 00:20:57,325
- Dad, you're so thin.
- 302
- 00:20:57,359 --> 00:20:58,671
- Oh, I am not. I'm fat.
- 303
- 00:20:58,705 --> 00:21:00,880
- I gotta lose, like, 25 pounds.
- 304
- 00:21:00,914 --> 00:21:02,813
- Uh, I need help with laundry,
- 305
- 00:21:02,847 --> 00:21:03,848
- when you have a chance.CLARA: Okay.
- 306
- 00:21:03,883 --> 00:21:05,919
- And then, I also
- need help with a bill. I just...
- 307
- 00:21:06,851 --> 00:21:08,301
- "Help with a bill"?
- 308
- 00:21:08,336 --> 00:21:10,407
- What? Do you need someone
- to read it to you?
- 309
- 00:21:10,441 --> 00:21:11,925
- [TED GIGGLING]RILEY: Funny, funny.
- 310
- 00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:14,411
- TED: Girls, we have time
- for a couple of drinks
- 311
- 00:21:14,445 --> 00:21:16,033
- before Arrivee Magazine.
- 312
- 00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:17,483
- Arrivee Magazine.JULIE: Ugh!
- 313
- 00:21:17,517 --> 00:21:19,070
- I'm not even on the cover.
- 314
- 00:21:20,762 --> 00:21:26,354
- [INDISTINCT CHATTERING]
- 315
- 00:21:26,388 --> 00:21:28,390
- ALL: Cheers!
- 316
- 00:21:28,425 --> 00:21:29,702
- To Ollie's birthday.
- 317
- 00:21:29,736 --> 00:21:31,980
- Ollie's birthday,
- and welcome home.
- 318
- 00:21:33,913 --> 00:21:34,914
- Wow.
- 319
- 00:21:35,570 --> 00:21:36,916
- Yes-sir-e.
- 320
- 00:21:36,950 --> 00:21:39,574
- Those will knock your ass
- right over your head.
- 321
- 00:21:39,608 --> 00:21:41,610
- Dad's been painting, girls.
- 322
- 00:21:42,370 --> 00:21:43,923
- BOTH: Cool.
- 323
- 00:21:43,957 --> 00:21:45,511
- It's really shit. It's like...
- 324
- 00:21:45,545 --> 00:21:46,615
- Sorry. Hey.
- 325
- 00:21:46,650 --> 00:21:50,481
- Can I, can I get a picture
- with the three of you?
- 326
- 00:21:50,516 --> 00:21:53,070
- Sure. Yeah.Sweet sisters.
- 327
- 00:21:53,104 --> 00:21:55,728
- [RHYTHMICALLY] And the father.
- 328
- 00:21:55,762 --> 00:21:57,626
- Ted Reynolds.
- 329
- 00:21:57,661 --> 00:22:00,974
- Oh, man. It's just, like,
- such a wacky, wacky world.
- 330
- 00:22:02,528 --> 00:22:03,667
- Ted.
- 331
- 00:22:04,944 --> 00:22:05,979
- How you been man?
- 332
- 00:22:06,739 --> 00:22:08,396
- Yeah, been around.
- 333
- 00:22:09,466 --> 00:22:11,157
- Uh, hey, you know, jeez louise,
- 334
- 00:22:11,191 --> 00:22:14,056
- my son was obsessed
- with you two.
- 335
- 00:22:14,091 --> 00:22:15,472
- Oh.Oh, that's so sweet.
- 336
- 00:22:15,506 --> 00:22:17,612
- I mean, you know,
- I'd give him hell about it.
- 337
- 00:22:17,646 --> 00:22:19,407
- Here, I'll take it.
- 338
- 00:22:19,441 --> 00:22:20,649
- Oh.CLARA: You sit down.
- 339
- 00:22:20,684 --> 00:22:21,788
- Oh, awesome.
- 340
- 00:22:21,823 --> 00:22:23,169
- Okay, so you're gonna sit
- right there?
- 341
- 00:22:23,203 --> 00:22:24,722
- No, you're gonna come
- right back here
- 342
- 00:22:24,757 --> 00:22:25,827
- Okay.
- 343
- 00:22:25,861 --> 00:22:27,415
- Two thumbs up.Yep.
- 344
- 00:22:28,139 --> 00:22:29,589
- That's good.Okay.
- 345
- 00:22:29,624 --> 00:22:33,490
- Oh, wait, wait, wait.
- One with Julie.
- 346
- 00:22:33,524 --> 00:22:35,561
- ♪ The star
- 347
- 00:22:35,595 --> 00:22:36,803
- [LAUGHING]
- 348
- 00:22:38,564 --> 00:22:39,599
- TED: Yeah. Yeah.
- 349
- 00:22:39,634 --> 00:22:41,394
- Okay, I got it. I got it.
- 350
- 00:22:41,429 --> 00:22:42,706
- Good.Un-real.
- 351
- 00:22:42,740 --> 00:22:43,776
- Yeah.Thanks.
- 352
- 00:22:43,810 --> 00:22:45,087
- Ugh.Ugh.
- 353
- 00:22:45,122 --> 00:22:47,607
- Oh, my God. Ew!
- 354
- 00:22:47,642 --> 00:22:48,919
- Did you get a little bit
- of him on you?
- 355
- 00:22:48,953 --> 00:22:51,473
- Yeah, I got a lot of him on me.
- 356
- 00:22:51,508 --> 00:22:52,578
- TED: Enjoy that, honey.
- 357
- 00:22:52,612 --> 00:22:53,889
- You guys wanna eat anything?
- 358
- 00:22:53,924 --> 00:22:55,097
- I'm cleansing.
- 359
- 00:22:55,132 --> 00:22:57,203
- Maybe, just an order
- of fried shrimp.
- 360
- 00:22:57,237 --> 00:22:59,585
- Mm-hmm.And some quesadilla,
- 361
- 00:22:59,619 --> 00:23:01,863
- and, I don't know,
- maybe a cob salad for the table
- would be good.
- 362
- 00:23:01,897 --> 00:23:04,555
- That's all. I mean,
- I think we should
- just eat appetizer, girls,
- 363
- 00:23:04,590 --> 00:23:06,005
- 'cause I'm gonna order
- Chinese food.
- 364
- 00:23:06,039 --> 00:23:08,663
- We should all be eating
- eggplant at every meal.
- 365
- 00:23:08,697 --> 00:23:11,493
- They say it literally
- melts cancer cells.
- 366
- 00:23:11,528 --> 00:23:12,874
- TED: Well, that sounds yummy,
- 367
- 00:23:12,908 --> 00:23:14,945
- but I'm not gonna go
- for the eggplant right now.
- 368
- 00:23:14,979 --> 00:23:16,015
- I think that will be it.
- 369
- 00:23:16,049 --> 00:23:17,085
- Thank you so much.Yeah.
- 370
- 00:23:17,119 --> 00:23:18,397
- Thank you, great.
- 371
- 00:23:19,018 --> 00:23:20,640
- I like this waitress.
- 372
- 00:23:20,675 --> 00:23:23,436
- And when a waitress
- from 1975 can say,
- 373
- 00:23:23,471 --> 00:23:25,162
- "A waitress nowadays is good,"
- 374
- 00:23:25,749 --> 00:23:26,991
- she's good.
- 375
- 00:23:27,026 --> 00:23:29,856
- Well, any waitress
- in Connecticut has it better
- than you did.
- 376
- 00:23:29,891 --> 00:23:32,790
- Yeah, you were working in, like,
- seedy shit holes in Midtown,
- 377
- 00:23:32,825 --> 00:23:34,620
- where dudes went
- to cheat on their wives.
- 378
- 00:23:34,654 --> 00:23:36,967
- Serving shitty steak
- in a leotard.
- 379
- 00:23:37,001 --> 00:23:38,589
- That's so fucked up.
- 380
- 00:23:38,624 --> 00:23:41,834
- Your boss was like, "Clara,
- come over here, you missed
- a spot right on my mouth.
- 381
- 00:23:41,868 --> 00:23:42,800
- Come on, give me a kiss."
- 382
- 00:23:42,835 --> 00:23:45,907
- So, I really want Megan
- to be a bridesmaid,
- 383
- 00:23:45,941 --> 00:23:49,186
- but, like, she's gained
- a lot of weight.
- 384
- 00:23:49,220 --> 00:23:52,914
- I need to write an email
- with everyone's goal weight
- on it and send it out.
- 385
- 00:23:52,948 --> 00:23:55,710
- JULIE: What the... Hey.RILEY: Hey, come back here.
- 386
- 00:23:55,744 --> 00:23:56,918
- You stole my wallet.
- 387
- 00:23:56,952 --> 00:23:58,195
- TED: It's her bladder, kids.
- 388
- 00:23:58,229 --> 00:23:59,507
- It's shot.
- 389
- 00:23:59,541 --> 00:24:00,922
- We're old. We're falling apart.
- 390
- 00:24:00,956 --> 00:24:03,165
- Just go ahead and
- shoot me in the face.
- 391
- 00:24:13,279 --> 00:24:15,488
- [TOILET FLUSHES]
- 392
- 00:24:17,145 --> 00:24:18,698
- Excuse me.
- 393
- 00:24:30,986 --> 00:24:32,540
- Not nice to stare.
- 394
- 00:24:40,893 --> 00:24:42,619
- ADELIA: [WHISPERS] Clara.
- 395
- 00:24:45,069 --> 00:24:46,864
- WOMAN: Girls, are you
- washing your hands?
- 396
- 00:24:50,903 --> 00:24:52,629
- RILEY: Do you wash your hair
- before auditions?
- 397
- 00:24:53,871 --> 00:24:56,011
- JULIE: Yeah, sometimes.
- 398
- 00:24:56,046 --> 00:24:57,979
- I just feel like
- it's really important.
- 399
- 00:24:59,912 --> 00:25:02,190
- TED: Don't know what to
- tell you sweetie,
- it's a shitty business.
- 400
- 00:25:02,224 --> 00:25:03,432
- Well, that's what it is.
- 401
- 00:25:03,467 --> 00:25:05,124
- Oh, you know what?
- I keep seeing
- that friend of yours
- 402
- 00:25:05,158 --> 00:25:06,953
- on this detergent commercial.
- 403
- 00:25:06,988 --> 00:25:08,817
- She's actually very funny.
- 404
- 00:25:08,852 --> 00:25:11,164
- Yeah.Mara? My old roommate?
- 405
- 00:25:11,199 --> 00:25:12,683
- Yeah, we were never friends.
- 406
- 00:25:12,718 --> 00:25:14,202
- I hate her. She's a huge cunt.
- 407
- 00:25:14,236 --> 00:25:17,067
- Ah, okay, well,
- she's a huge funny cunt.
- 408
- 00:25:17,101 --> 00:25:18,724
- Hey, you didn't notice my lips.
- 409
- 00:25:19,828 --> 00:25:21,589
- Did you get 'em pumped
- or whatever?
- 410
- 00:25:21,623 --> 00:25:22,866
- TED: They look pumped.JULIE: Yeah.
- 411
- 00:25:23,349 --> 00:25:24,592
- Just checking...
- 412
- 00:25:24,626 --> 00:25:25,731
- [SCREAMS]
- 413
- 00:25:26,317 --> 00:25:27,733
- Oh, my God.
- 414
- 00:25:29,113 --> 00:25:31,184
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- 415
- 00:25:31,219 --> 00:25:32,772
- I was just...That was scary.
- 416
- 00:25:32,807 --> 00:25:35,672
- Just, just checking that
- you wanted the C-Cobb as well.
- 417
- 00:25:35,706 --> 00:25:37,743
- Yeah, we...
- 418
- 00:25:37,777 --> 00:25:39,676
- Now more than ever.
- The Cobb, please.
- 419
- 00:25:39,710 --> 00:25:41,781
- JULIE: Jesus.Sorry.
- 420
- 00:25:41,816 --> 00:25:44,128
- I think there's a Cobb salad
- in my underpants.
- 421
- 00:25:44,163 --> 00:25:46,165
- My IUD dropped out, I think.
- 422
- 00:25:47,028 --> 00:25:48,270
- TED: I think it's in me now.
- 423
- 00:25:50,376 --> 00:25:55,070
- [SQUEAKY VOICE] Did everyone see
- the flowers I posted
- on Pinterest for the wedding?
- 424
- 00:25:55,105 --> 00:25:57,763
- Oh, I'm sorry, Julie,
- I just haven't had time.
- 425
- 00:25:57,797 --> 00:26:02,181
- You know, I saw something
- that I think would be perfect
- for your wedding this morning.
- 426
- 00:26:02,215 --> 00:26:03,734
- Honey, show 'em
- the picture of what I saw.
- 427
- 00:26:03,769 --> 00:26:05,115
- Uh, yeah.
- 428
- 00:26:06,150 --> 00:26:07,186
- Look at that.
- 429
- 00:26:07,220 --> 00:26:08,774
- Oh, my God.Ew.
- 430
- 00:26:08,808 --> 00:26:12,329
- That was in our backyard
- and it's for free.
- 431
- 00:26:12,363 --> 00:26:14,400
- TED: And I think it
- will look great on the cake.
- 432
- 00:26:14,434 --> 00:26:16,989
- Coyotes have been
- awful this year.
- 433
- 00:26:17,023 --> 00:26:20,095
- Every other week we hear
- about a dog being killed.
- 434
- 00:26:20,130 --> 00:26:21,787
- And did I tell you guys
- about the little girl
- 435
- 00:26:21,821 --> 00:26:23,961
- who was stalked on the
- way home from school.
- 436
- 00:26:23,996 --> 00:26:25,929
- I just ordered pot.
- 437
- 00:26:25,963 --> 00:26:27,344
- From who? Poo-poo?
- 438
- 00:26:27,378 --> 00:26:29,967
- You know it. 'Cause he got
- the good shit.
- 439
- 00:26:30,002 --> 00:26:31,831
- I'm so proud of my kids.
- 440
- 00:26:31,866 --> 00:26:33,074
- [INHALING]
- 441
- 00:26:36,318 --> 00:26:39,425
- What should we bake
- for the birthday boy this year?
- 442
- 00:26:39,459 --> 00:26:42,808
- Oh, I don't think
- we need to make anything.
- 443
- 00:26:42,842 --> 00:26:45,707
- We just ate and
- we're gonna have Chinese,
- 444
- 00:26:45,742 --> 00:26:47,847
- and I just cleaned
- the kitchen last night.
- 445
- 00:26:47,882 --> 00:26:49,435
- JULIE: Relax, we'll clean it up.
- 446
- 00:26:49,469 --> 00:26:50,436
- RILEY: Yeah, it's tradition.
- 447
- 00:26:50,470 --> 00:26:52,852
- CLARA: I thought you wanted
- to cleanse, Julie.
- 448
- 00:26:52,887 --> 00:26:55,061
- JULIE: Jeez, okay,
- I think I look good.
- 449
- 00:26:55,096 --> 00:26:57,788
- Okay. Home sweet home.
- 450
- 00:26:57,823 --> 00:26:59,756
- Oh, my goodness.There he is.
- 451
- 00:26:59,790 --> 00:27:01,274
- TED: There's the guy.
- 452
- 00:27:01,309 --> 00:27:02,862
- Hi, Ollie.
- 453
- 00:27:02,897 --> 00:27:04,899
- Hi, baby.
- 454
- 00:27:04,933 --> 00:27:06,832
- RILEY: Oh, he has
- a little red rocket.
- 455
- 00:27:06,866 --> 00:27:10,318
- Aw, you can't get boners
- for your sisters, Ollie.
- 456
- 00:27:10,352 --> 00:27:12,182
- I found brownie mix.
- 457
- 00:27:12,216 --> 00:27:13,666
- Ooh.
- 458
- 00:27:13,701 --> 00:27:15,254
- Ooh, yummy.
- 459
- 00:27:16,151 --> 00:27:18,188
- Hey, sweetheart, we're home.
- 460
- 00:27:18,222 --> 00:27:20,431
- Why don't you take your
- coat off and stay awhile.
- 461
- 00:27:22,502 --> 00:27:23,952
- So, uh, for the wedding,
- 462
- 00:27:23,987 --> 00:27:27,231
- we're gonna let the elderly
- people come in
- and use the private bathroom.
- 463
- 00:27:27,266 --> 00:27:29,199
- Where are the
- porta-potties gonna go?
- 464
- 00:27:29,233 --> 00:27:30,856
- Behind the garage.
- 465
- 00:27:30,890 --> 00:27:33,237
- They're gonna be nice though.
- We're splurging
- on the presidential trailers.
- 466
- 00:27:33,272 --> 00:27:34,583
- RILEY: Hmm.
- 467
- 00:27:34,618 --> 00:27:37,310
- JULIE: I mean that's, like,
- an important thing
- to spend money on.
- 468
- 00:27:37,345 --> 00:27:39,761
- RILEY: Yeah.JULIE: Yeah, it's like if
- someone takes a shit,
- 469
- 00:27:39,796 --> 00:27:43,075
- then like, they'll be fully
- stocked because
- of the attendant.
- 470
- 00:27:43,109 --> 00:27:45,733
- RILEY: Yeah, you don't want
- anyone walking out of there
- like this.
- 471
- 00:27:45,767 --> 00:27:47,148
- Ugh, come on.Yeah, you do.
- 472
- 00:27:53,982 --> 00:27:58,504
- TED: Julie, um,
- has Benny said how
- the show's going?
- 473
- 00:27:58,538 --> 00:28:01,093
- JULIE: Um, I think
- he's having fun.
- 474
- 00:28:01,127 --> 00:28:02,957
- He thinks your great.TED: Wow. That's nice.
- 475
- 00:28:02,991 --> 00:28:04,130
- ADELIA: [ WHISPERS] Let me in.
- 476
- 00:28:05,891 --> 00:28:07,513
- Ted.
- 477
- 00:28:07,547 --> 00:28:10,965
- TED: I, uh, was fired
- from Benny's show, Julie.
- 478
- 00:28:11,551 --> 00:28:13,139
- What?It's okay.
- 479
- 00:28:13,174 --> 00:28:14,831
- TED: I'm fine. Thank you though.
- 480
- 00:28:16,522 --> 00:28:19,214
- Yeah, up until a week ago,
- they were sending flowers,
- 481
- 00:28:19,249 --> 00:28:22,045
- and then he just
- got the call today.
- 482
- 00:28:22,079 --> 00:28:25,945
- Yeah, I guess they wanted to go
- a different direction
- with the character.
- 483
- 00:28:25,980 --> 00:28:27,222
- Do you know anything about that?
- 484
- 00:28:27,257 --> 00:28:30,467
- Well, yeah, but Ben said he was
- gonna call you personally.
- 485
- 00:28:30,501 --> 00:28:32,434
- Mmm-hmm, he didn't.
- 486
- 00:28:32,469 --> 00:28:36,473
- But, that's okay, I mean,
- I don't need a pep talk.
- 487
- 00:28:36,507 --> 00:28:38,302
- RILEY: What happened?
- 488
- 00:28:38,337 --> 00:28:41,098
- Well, I guess they wanted
- a Ted Reynolds type,
- 489
- 00:28:41,133 --> 00:28:43,169
- but they didn't
- actually want Ted Reynolds.
- 490
- 00:28:43,204 --> 00:28:45,344
- Well, it wasn't Ben.
- He was championing you.
- 491
- 00:28:45,378 --> 00:28:49,935
- Yeah, you know, sweetheart,
- I have a hard time
- trusting the old son-in-law.
- 492
- 00:28:49,969 --> 00:28:52,040
- And by old, I do mean, old.
- 493
- 00:28:52,075 --> 00:28:53,559
- That is so fucked up, Dad.
- 494
- 00:28:53,593 --> 00:28:55,319
- Do not give me shit
- about his age.
- 495
- 00:28:55,354 --> 00:28:57,356
- Riley just had sex
- with a 60-year-old
- 496
- 00:28:57,390 --> 00:28:59,116
- and no one's saying anything
- about that.
- 497
- 00:28:59,151 --> 00:29:00,566
- Don't announce that
- to Mom and Dad.
- 498
- 00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:01,809
- Well, you did.
- 499
- 00:29:01,843 --> 00:29:03,051
- He was not 60 then.
- 500
- 00:29:03,086 --> 00:29:05,157
- And it was a blowjob, not sex.
- 501
- 00:29:05,191 --> 00:29:06,365
- [EXHALES DEEPLY]
- 502
- 00:29:06,399 --> 00:29:07,918
- Who did they give it too?
- 503
- 00:29:07,953 --> 00:29:11,025
- I don't know. Some swollen dick,
- I don't know his name.
- 504
- 00:29:11,059 --> 00:29:13,337
- Matt Byrne, wasn't it?
- I can Google it.
- 505
- 00:29:13,372 --> 00:29:17,169
- Oh, sweetheart, that's really
- sweet of you, but no,
- we don't need to Google it.
- 506
- 00:29:17,203 --> 00:29:18,584
- Yeah, fuck them.
- 507
- 00:29:18,618 --> 00:29:19,723
- RILEY: God.
- 508
- 00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:22,588
- I don't mean your fiancee,
- just the powers that be.
- 509
- 00:29:22,622 --> 00:29:23,831
- 'Kay.
- 510
- 00:29:23,865 --> 00:29:25,177
- Come on, let's not fight.
- 511
- 00:29:25,211 --> 00:29:26,937
- You know, come to
- think of it, sweetheart,
- 512
- 00:29:26,972 --> 00:29:29,388
- I would have liked a phone call,
- that would have been nice.
- 513
- 00:29:29,422 --> 00:29:32,011
- Mom literally just said,
- "Let's not fight."
- 514
- 00:29:32,046 --> 00:29:33,081
- [DOORBELL RINGS]
- 515
- 00:29:33,116 --> 00:29:34,358
- Oh, I bet that's my shoe.
- 516
- 00:29:34,393 --> 00:29:35,946
- Nope, that's definitely my pot.
- 517
- 00:29:35,981 --> 00:29:39,329
- Okay, well, I gotta go
- wipe my fanny before these
- magazine people show up.
- 518
- 00:29:41,849 --> 00:29:43,574
- He is so insane.
- 519
- 00:29:43,609 --> 00:29:45,991
- If he didn't act like
- a complete psychopath
- 520
- 00:29:46,025 --> 00:29:49,339
- and make insane demands
- to the director.
- 521
- 00:29:49,373 --> 00:29:51,237
- He wanted to be
- in every other scene.
- 522
- 00:29:51,272 --> 00:29:53,550
- And he did the, "Twat, twat,
- I can't hear you" joke
- 523
- 00:29:53,584 --> 00:29:56,070
- to her while she was trying
- to give him direction.
- 524
- 00:29:56,104 --> 00:29:58,520
- Then he did the "Eskimo Pussy"
- bit on top of that.
- 525
- 00:29:58,555 --> 00:30:01,627
- Julie, just for the sake
- of tonight, can we
- forget about this?
- 526
- 00:30:01,661 --> 00:30:03,318
- It wasn't even a big role.
- 527
- 00:30:03,353 --> 00:30:05,286
- It was a potential reoccurring.
- 528
- 00:30:05,907 --> 00:30:07,322
- Ugh! God.
- 529
- 00:30:07,357 --> 00:30:10,153
- Oh, Mom, thank you
- for meeting with the tent guy.
- 530
- 00:30:10,187 --> 00:30:11,188
- What are you talking about?
- 531
- 00:30:11,913 --> 00:30:13,501
- Mom. The tent guy?
- 532
- 00:30:13,535 --> 00:30:14,985
- I told you a month ago,
- 533
- 00:30:15,020 --> 00:30:17,919
- you needed to schedule a time
- to meet with him
- before he left town.
- 534
- 00:30:17,954 --> 00:30:20,542
- I don't remember
- having this conversation.
- 535
- 00:30:20,577 --> 00:30:24,270
- Oh, my God, Mom.
- They needed to see the yard.
- 536
- 00:30:24,305 --> 00:30:27,273
- I-I don't...No one gives a shit
- about this wedding, but me?
- 537
- 00:30:27,308 --> 00:30:29,068
- I guess I just have to
- suck it up and do it alone.
- 538
- 00:30:47,155 --> 00:30:49,364
- [BREATHES DEEPLY]
- 539
- 00:30:52,574 --> 00:30:55,336
- It's Poo-poo. Poo-poo's here.
- 540
- 00:30:55,370 --> 00:30:57,338
- Oh, nobody
- calls me that anymore.
- 541
- 00:30:57,372 --> 00:30:59,927
- Mom, apparently you know
- of my drug dealer
- 542
- 00:30:59,961 --> 00:31:01,169
- Mom, are you okay?
- 543
- 00:31:02,032 --> 00:31:04,069
- Mom?Oh, hi, Joe.
- 544
- 00:31:04,103 --> 00:31:06,105
- Hey. How you doing,
- Ms. Reynolds.Oh, Joe.
- 545
- 00:31:06,140 --> 00:31:09,695
- Oh. Joe did our
- landscaping all summer.
- 546
- 00:31:09,729 --> 00:31:12,594
- Are you crying?No, no, no, I'm fine.
- 547
- 00:31:12,629 --> 00:31:15,597
- ♪ I don't know
- what I've been told
- 548
- 00:31:15,632 --> 00:31:18,255
- ♪ Eskimo pussy is mighty cold
- 549
- 00:31:18,290 --> 00:31:20,637
- There he is. How you doing,
- you old bush wacker?
- 550
- 00:31:20,671 --> 00:31:23,226
- Oh, I'm good.You're okay? Yeah.
- 551
- 00:31:23,260 --> 00:31:24,606
- You shouldn't sing that
- in front of guests.
- 552
- 00:31:24,641 --> 00:31:27,575
- Hey, I've heard it before.
- I, uh, looking
- for my next big job.
- 553
- 00:31:27,609 --> 00:31:32,304
- Oh yeah?Mr. Montalto has me cleaning out
- his storage space in Deep River.
- 554
- 00:31:32,338 --> 00:31:34,651
- How many bodies
- have you found so far?
- 555
- 00:31:34,685 --> 00:31:36,101
- You know what's crazy though,
- 556
- 00:31:36,135 --> 00:31:38,034
- he has two pitching machines.
- 557
- 00:31:38,068 --> 00:31:40,657
- Who would need two?I don't know.
- Who would need two?
- 558
- 00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:45,075
- So, uh,
- 559
- 00:31:45,110 --> 00:31:46,352
- do you know we had
- AP English together?
- 560
- 00:31:46,387 --> 00:31:47,975
- Ooh, I didn't know that.
- 561
- 00:31:48,009 --> 00:31:50,115
- Yeah, studying.Me in high school.
- 562
- 00:31:50,149 --> 00:31:51,875
- Dark, dark times.Yeah.
- 563
- 00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:55,430
- No, we don't talk about that.
- That was really like,
- "Dear diary, I don't know..."
- 564
- 00:31:58,123 --> 00:32:00,470
- Yeah, it was hysterical,
- I wanted to die.
- 565
- 00:32:00,504 --> 00:32:01,540
- You and me, both, sweetie.
- 566
- 00:32:01,574 --> 00:32:03,128
- Joe, what do you want to drink?
- 567
- 00:32:03,162 --> 00:32:05,647
- Oh, I'm fine.
- Thank you, I'm good.Oh, come on.
- 568
- 00:32:05,682 --> 00:32:07,649
- Have a little something
- to wet your whistle, huh?
- 569
- 00:32:07,684 --> 00:32:09,479
- And you're gonna have
- dinner with us too, pal.
- 570
- 00:32:09,513 --> 00:32:11,964
- Huh, I like Moscow Mules.
- 571
- 00:32:11,999 --> 00:32:13,379
- What the fuck
- are you talking about?
- 572
- 00:32:13,414 --> 00:32:15,071
- JOE: Sorry.RILEY: Let's smoke this.
- How about that.
- 573
- 00:32:15,105 --> 00:32:17,142
- Okay, off you go.
- 574
- 00:32:17,176 --> 00:32:19,351
- Have fun kids.RILEY: Julie, Poo-poo's here.
- 575
- 00:32:19,385 --> 00:32:21,422
- No poking at fannies.
- 576
- 00:32:21,456 --> 00:32:23,458
- Oh, Ollie, come here.
- 577
- 00:32:23,493 --> 00:32:26,737
- [IN A CHILID-LIKE VOICE]
- Oh, sweetheart, oh, honey, baby.
- 578
- 00:32:26,772 --> 00:32:28,153
- Give me a kiss.
- 579
- 00:32:28,187 --> 00:32:30,431
- I've been seeing
- this woman around.
- 580
- 00:32:31,466 --> 00:32:34,435
- Uh, around Old Lyme?
- 581
- 00:32:34,469 --> 00:32:37,300
- Yeah. She seems to go
- wherever I go.
- 582
- 00:32:37,334 --> 00:32:40,993
- Well, you should say hi to her.
- Maybe you guys could be friends.
- 583
- 00:32:41,028 --> 00:32:43,168
- I think hat would be
- weird at this point.
- 584
- 00:32:43,202 --> 00:32:45,446
- Mmm, she might think
- the same thing.
- 585
- 00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:48,311
- Mmm, oh Jesus.
- 586
- 00:32:48,345 --> 00:32:51,762
- There are those assholes
- from Arrivee Magazine.
- 587
- 00:32:51,797 --> 00:32:54,282
- They can all suck my red rocket.
- 588
- 00:32:57,423 --> 00:32:59,632
- TED: Hey, James.
- 589
- 00:32:59,667 --> 00:33:01,427
- How are you, sir?How are you?
- 590
- 00:33:01,462 --> 00:33:04,016
- Come here, come here.Thank you very much.
- 591
- 00:33:04,051 --> 00:33:07,330
- Okay, focus, focus.
- 592
- 00:33:07,364 --> 00:33:09,573
- Ooh, my face is really hot.
- I don't like powder.
- 593
- 00:33:09,608 --> 00:33:11,610
- They look great.
- The house looks really great.
- 594
- 00:33:11,644 --> 00:33:13,750
- More family. Like a family.
- 595
- 00:33:13,784 --> 00:33:16,373
- This is where I play,
- "How do I kill myself?"
- 596
- 00:33:16,408 --> 00:33:18,065
- Because I can't
- get out of this room.
- 597
- 00:33:18,099 --> 00:33:19,411
- Good.Something like this, James?
- 598
- 00:33:19,445 --> 00:33:20,515
- [LAUGHING]
- 599
- 00:33:21,413 --> 00:33:22,690
- That's a suicide joke.
- 600
- 00:33:22,724 --> 00:33:25,417
- This is a really
- strange position for me.
- 601
- 00:33:25,451 --> 00:33:26,763
- [MOANING]
- 602
- 00:33:26,797 --> 00:33:28,247
- [LAUGHING]
- 603
- 00:33:28,282 --> 00:33:29,490
- Oh, it's beautiful.
- 604
- 00:33:29,524 --> 00:33:32,113
- Isn't that just the essence.Yes.
- 605
- 00:33:32,148 --> 00:33:36,255
- So, when I say family,
- what does it mean to you?
- 606
- 00:33:36,876 --> 00:33:38,050
- Family.
- 607
- 00:33:38,430 --> 00:33:40,087
- Ooh.
- 608
- 00:33:40,121 --> 00:33:42,468
- [JULIE CLEAR THROAT]Any of you can answer.
- 609
- 00:33:43,297 --> 00:33:44,367
- Hey, Joe.Yeah.
- 610
- 00:33:44,401 --> 00:33:45,609
- When you ordered
- the Chinese food,
- 611
- 00:33:45,644 --> 00:33:47,818
- did you get two orders
- of sesame chicken?
- 612
- 00:33:47,853 --> 00:33:51,167
- Uh...We need two orders
- of sesame chicken.
- 613
- 00:33:51,201 --> 00:33:53,100
- I'll go call 'em back.Thank you.
- 614
- 00:33:53,134 --> 00:33:54,687
- RILEY: Run like the wind.TED: I'll jump in.
- 615
- 00:33:55,654 --> 00:33:56,793
- Gotta get this shit over with.
- 616
- 00:33:56,827 --> 00:33:59,244
- TED: Um, family means
- everything to me.
- 617
- 00:33:59,278 --> 00:34:00,728
- It really is...
- 618
- 00:34:00,762 --> 00:34:04,111
- It's my whole life, I mean,
- my family is my life.
- 619
- 00:34:04,145 --> 00:34:09,357
- It's really the whipped cream
- on the banana split of life.
- 620
- 00:34:09,392 --> 00:34:11,359
- And um...
- 621
- 00:34:11,394 --> 00:34:14,155
- You know, the girls and I,
- we've been through
- some rough times,
- 622
- 00:34:14,190 --> 00:34:16,123
- but we know,
- 623
- 00:34:16,157 --> 00:34:19,609
- we'll get through them together
- and we'll always be a family.
- 624
- 00:34:20,575 --> 00:34:23,889
- Oh, that's beautiful. Wait. Ooh!
- 625
- 00:34:23,923 --> 00:34:26,409
- Excellent. Got it.
- 626
- 00:34:27,824 --> 00:34:29,412
- Clara.
- 627
- 00:34:29,446 --> 00:34:30,861
- Clara, I can see you.
- 628
- 00:34:30,896 --> 00:34:32,208
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- 629
- 00:34:32,242 --> 00:34:35,521
- Mmm, it's okay, Mom,
- don't worry.
- We can photoshop her out.
- 630
- 00:34:35,556 --> 00:34:37,765
- TED: Great. And that's a wrap.JAMES: But before we stop,
- 631
- 00:34:37,799 --> 00:34:40,526
- I have a little side project
- we can bring you into.
- 632
- 00:34:40,561 --> 00:34:41,596
- [SIGHS] Christ.
- 633
- 00:34:41,631 --> 00:34:45,462
- Because I have, well,
- it's very exciting news,
- 634
- 00:34:45,497 --> 00:34:46,601
- I have a book.
- 635
- 00:34:47,740 --> 00:34:48,914
- We'll put it up
- on the shelf there.
- 636
- 00:34:48,948 --> 00:34:50,640
- It's a very
- exciting time for me.
- 637
- 00:34:50,674 --> 00:34:52,711
- Congrats. That's awesome.Yeah, that's great.
- 638
- 00:34:52,745 --> 00:34:57,681
- The book is comprised of photos
- of people, the families,
- in their home, but hiding.
- 639
- 00:34:57,716 --> 00:34:59,787
- So, they're there
- but they're not there.
- 640
- 00:34:59,821 --> 00:35:01,237
- It's a play on mise en scene.
- 641
- 00:35:03,170 --> 00:35:04,654
- Okay. Well, good luck with that.
- 642
- 00:35:04,688 --> 00:35:06,034
- So, you'll do it.Huh?
- 643
- 00:35:06,069 --> 00:35:08,692
- You'll do it. So maybe,
- why don't you
- go behind the curtain.
- 644
- 00:35:08,727 --> 00:35:09,900
- The curtain.Yes, please.
- 645
- 00:35:09,935 --> 00:35:11,178
- I go behind the curtain.
- 646
- 00:35:11,212 --> 00:35:14,146
- And you pretty girl,
- you can go behind
- that love seat.
- 647
- 00:35:14,181 --> 00:35:18,254
- And you, other girl, you can go
- behind that love seat.
- 648
- 00:35:18,288 --> 00:35:20,497
- These are chairs.JAMES: Quick, quick.
- 649
- 00:35:20,532 --> 00:35:21,912
- TED: James, is this where
- you want me?
- 650
- 00:35:21,947 --> 00:35:23,500
- Mmm, I could see your foot.
- 651
- 00:35:23,535 --> 00:35:25,399
- TED: Okay.We have integrity here.
- 652
- 00:35:25,433 --> 00:35:26,917
- We must maintain the integrity.
- 653
- 00:35:26,952 --> 00:35:28,367
- Mmm.
- 654
- 00:35:28,402 --> 00:35:31,819
- JAMES: Focus. Focus.
- And, one, two...
- 655
- 00:35:37,307 --> 00:35:39,723
- Let me in. Please.
- 656
- 00:35:39,758 --> 00:35:41,311
- You can see me.
- 657
- 00:35:41,346 --> 00:35:43,313
- ADELIA: Please.
- 658
- 00:35:43,348 --> 00:35:45,246
- Please, let me in. Please.
- 659
- 00:35:46,213 --> 00:35:48,215
- Please. Please.
- 660
- 00:35:49,319 --> 00:35:51,114
- [SOFTLY] Please,
- please let me in.
- 661
- 00:35:54,980 --> 00:35:56,844
- JAMES: And this is the last one.
- 662
- 00:35:58,432 --> 00:35:59,985
- Beautiful.TED: Great. Right,
- that's a wrap.
- 663
- 00:36:00,019 --> 00:36:03,471
- JAMES: Beautiful.JULIE: Thank you, James.
- You're so good.
- 664
- 00:36:03,506 --> 00:36:05,197
- JAMES: Aww, you're so good.
- 665
- 00:36:05,232 --> 00:36:07,303
- TED: Okay, terrific.
- Thanks so much.
- 666
- 00:36:07,337 --> 00:36:08,683
- The exits right out there.
- 667
- 00:36:14,586 --> 00:36:16,622
- TED: Now, I think when
- you're done with the book,
- 668
- 00:36:16,657 --> 00:36:21,696
- maybe you could uh, you know,
- come back up and we could
- do a personal shoot.
- 669
- 00:36:21,731 --> 00:36:26,494
- Sure, sure. If you write a book,
- I'd love to do your author pose.
- 670
- 00:36:26,529 --> 00:36:28,289
- TED: Well, that's something
- we could do also.
- 671
- 00:36:28,324 --> 00:36:30,705
- Um, I wouldn't mind that.
- 672
- 00:36:32,362 --> 00:36:34,364
- Tell me man, how do you live
- and work out here
- at the same time?
- 673
- 00:36:34,399 --> 00:36:35,434
- I mean, I would go nuts.
- 674
- 00:36:35,469 --> 00:36:36,918
- Ahh, that's the trick.
- 675
- 00:36:36,953 --> 00:36:38,506
- TED: You don't work.
- 676
- 00:36:38,541 --> 00:36:40,301
- Do you gold? Sail?
- 677
- 00:36:40,336 --> 00:36:41,440
- No, I drink.
- 678
- 00:36:41,475 --> 00:36:42,924
- Hey, hey, real quick.
- 679
- 00:36:42,959 --> 00:36:45,789
- Do you think we could get
- a quick photo of Ted and me?
- 680
- 00:36:45,824 --> 00:36:48,309
- I have so many pictures,
- it's stuck on my phone.
- 681
- 00:36:48,344 --> 00:36:50,415
- Millions. And I never see them.
- 682
- 00:36:50,449 --> 00:36:52,762
- It would be so nice to have
- a real photo of the two of us.
- 683
- 00:36:52,796 --> 00:36:54,660
- Uh, we just packed up.
- 684
- 00:36:54,695 --> 00:36:57,560
- How do you print out a photo
- from your phone?
- 685
- 00:36:57,594 --> 00:36:59,631
- I just have no idea.
- It's so crazy.
- 686
- 00:36:59,665 --> 00:37:01,667
- Honey, they're trying to beat
- traffic back to the city.
- 687
- 00:37:01,702 --> 00:37:03,324
- This isn't the best time
- to do that.
- 688
- 00:37:03,359 --> 00:37:04,981
- Just one photo, one photo.
- 689
- 00:37:05,015 --> 00:37:07,294
- It's be quick. It's be quick.
- I promise.
- 690
- 00:37:07,742 --> 00:37:09,641
- Um, I'm sorry.
- 691
- 00:37:09,675 --> 00:37:10,883
- Mmm. Mmm.I'm sorry.
- 692
- 00:37:10,918 --> 00:37:13,645
- Yeah. "Mmm," I know
- what that means, okay.
- 693
- 00:37:13,679 --> 00:37:14,749
- Here.What?
- 694
- 00:37:14,784 --> 00:37:16,061
- Pinch my neck.Pinch your neck.
- 695
- 00:37:16,095 --> 00:37:18,443
- There's...No, no, no, no, no, like this.
- Like this.
- 696
- 00:37:18,477 --> 00:37:21,066
- What are you talking about?Just, just do it.
- 697
- 00:37:21,100 --> 00:37:23,033
- Pinch your neck.Pinch my neck.
- 698
- 00:37:23,068 --> 00:37:25,898
- Oh. Oh, yeah. Okay.
- 699
- 00:37:25,933 --> 00:37:27,693
- That's better.Anytime.
- 700
- 00:37:31,732 --> 00:37:32,974
- Okay.Got it?
- 701
- 00:37:33,009 --> 00:37:35,667
- Thank you. Thank you so much.It's great.
- 702
- 00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:41,949
- Clara, that guy
- just wanted to leave.
- 703
- 00:37:41,983 --> 00:37:42,950
- You know,
- it's really embarrassing
- 704
- 00:37:42,984 --> 00:37:45,021
- when you harass people
- at the last minute.
- 705
- 00:37:45,055 --> 00:37:46,816
- Why didn't you
- say something sooner?
- 706
- 00:37:46,850 --> 00:37:49,474
- He likes taking pictures.
- It's what he does for a living.
- 707
- 00:37:49,508 --> 00:37:51,338
- Yes, it's what he does
- for a living.
- 708
- 00:37:51,372 --> 00:37:53,512
- He doesn't like
- doing it for free.
- 709
- 00:37:53,547 --> 00:37:55,065
- Just read the room a little,
- okay?
- 710
- 00:37:55,100 --> 00:37:57,965
- Where's the fire, Ted?
- I wanted one God damn picture.
- 711
- 00:37:57,999 --> 00:38:00,070
- You didn't ask me to be
- in one of those photos.
- 712
- 00:38:00,105 --> 00:38:01,796
- Because you don't like
- getting your picture taken.
- 713
- 00:38:01,831 --> 00:38:03,522
- Maybe I do sometimes.
- 714
- 00:38:03,557 --> 00:38:04,765
- You just never ask.
- 715
- 00:38:04,799 --> 00:38:07,457
- Oh, okay. All right. Poor Clara.
- Boohoo.
- 716
- 00:38:07,492 --> 00:38:08,493
- Ugh!
- 717
- 00:38:11,530 --> 00:38:12,566
- [MUSIC PLAYING]
- 718
- 00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:15,914
- ♪ Saturday Sunday are the best
- 719
- 00:38:15,948 --> 00:38:19,124
- ♪ You don't have
- to study for a test
- 720
- 00:38:19,158 --> 00:38:21,851
- ♪ You can just be you...
- 721
- 00:38:23,093 --> 00:38:26,027
- I want my new nose to come out
- like my nose here.
- 722
- 00:38:26,062 --> 00:38:27,995
- You know, the bridge is like...
- 723
- 00:38:29,065 --> 00:38:30,549
- It's just sexy.
- 724
- 00:38:35,002 --> 00:38:36,831
- I think it's sad.
- 725
- 00:38:36,866 --> 00:38:39,075
- You know, we were, like, babies.
- 726
- 00:38:39,109 --> 00:38:41,146
- We were objectifying ourselves.
- 727
- 00:38:41,180 --> 00:38:45,012
- Fucking entertaining America
- since before we had pubes.
- 728
- 00:38:45,046 --> 00:38:47,428
- And I got pubes early, Joe.
- 729
- 00:38:47,463 --> 00:38:51,501
- I'm talking a huge bush
- by the time
- I was seven years old.
- 730
- 00:38:51,536 --> 00:38:54,918
- People would come from
- all over the world
- to see this thing.
- 731
- 00:38:55,712 --> 00:38:57,162
- Damn, right on.
- 732
- 00:38:57,196 --> 00:39:01,408
- Yeah, every working actor
- has to objectify themselves,
- believe it or not.
- 733
- 00:39:01,442 --> 00:39:04,031
- I just don't believe
- in doing that.
- 734
- 00:39:04,065 --> 00:39:05,377
- Maybe you should.
- 735
- 00:39:06,551 --> 00:39:07,759
- Must be a lot of pressure.
- 736
- 00:39:09,554 --> 00:39:12,764
- So, Joe, give us
- the shoreline goss?
- 737
- 00:39:12,798 --> 00:39:16,699
- What's the darkest shit
- that's been going down?
- 738
- 00:39:16,733 --> 00:39:20,116
- Um, well, do you
- remember Scott Worsen?
- 739
- 00:39:21,220 --> 00:39:23,947
- The biggest shithead
- in the world.
- 740
- 00:39:23,982 --> 00:39:25,604
- Yeah.I don't remember him.
- 741
- 00:39:25,639 --> 00:39:27,951
- Sweet Tits Sisters.
- Sweet Tits Sisters.
- 742
- 00:39:27,986 --> 00:39:29,712
- He would call us
- Sweet Tits Sisters.
- 743
- 00:39:29,746 --> 00:39:32,956
- Oh, yeah, he had the picture
- of the girl with a coke can
- up her ass in his locker.
- 744
- 00:39:32,991 --> 00:39:34,130
- Yeah.Yeah.
- 745
- 00:39:35,959 --> 00:39:37,167
- He died in a boating accident.
- 746
- 00:39:38,686 --> 00:39:42,621
- [BOTH GIGGLING]
- 747
- 00:39:42,656 --> 00:39:45,555
- [LAUGHING] That was not what
- I thought you were gonna say.
- 748
- 00:39:47,488 --> 00:39:49,076
- That's terrible.
- 749
- 00:39:49,110 --> 00:39:50,629
- That's sad.
- 750
- 00:39:50,664 --> 00:39:51,906
- Sorry, didn't mean
- to bring the vibe down.
- 751
- 00:39:52,907 --> 00:39:54,530
- You didn't. [LAUGHS]
- 752
- 00:40:10,511 --> 00:40:11,754
- TED: Shalom.
- 753
- 00:40:12,651 --> 00:40:13,652
- Mmm.
- 754
- 00:40:23,041 --> 00:40:24,456
- Lovely.
- 755
- 00:40:24,491 --> 00:40:25,837
- I really don't have to stay.
- 756
- 00:40:25,871 --> 00:40:27,666
- Are you kidding?
- It wouldn't be the same.
- 757
- 00:40:27,701 --> 00:40:28,805
- Come on, Joe.
- 758
- 00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:29,875
- Yeah.
- 759
- 00:40:29,910 --> 00:40:31,636
- You're like the
- salt of the Earth,
- 760
- 00:40:31,670 --> 00:40:34,984
- just so humble, so Connecticut.
- 761
- 00:40:35,018 --> 00:40:38,781
- So genuine,
- so fragile New England.
- 762
- 00:40:38,815 --> 00:40:40,196
- Joe, what's your mom like?
- 763
- 00:40:40,230 --> 00:40:41,542
- Did I get enough food?
- 764
- 00:40:41,577 --> 00:40:42,716
- ALL: TOGETHER] Yes.
- 765
- 00:40:42,750 --> 00:40:46,651
- She, um, she worked
- in the office at middle school.
- 766
- 00:40:46,685 --> 00:40:48,480
- But, now she's a bartender
- at Rocky's.
- 767
- 00:40:48,515 --> 00:40:50,620
- Oh, I've done that.
- 768
- 00:40:50,655 --> 00:40:54,555
- Our mom was a Playboy Bunny
- at the Playboy club in New York.
- 769
- 00:40:54,590 --> 00:40:57,144
- Not my proudest achievement.
- 770
- 00:40:57,178 --> 00:41:01,079
- Back when you
- were dating Vince Granito,
- the sensitive poet.
- 771
- 00:41:01,113 --> 00:41:03,012
- I shall never give up me poetry.
- 772
- 00:41:03,702 --> 00:41:05,635
- He was a poet?
- 773
- 00:41:05,670 --> 00:41:08,707
- Very nice man.
- We dated a year, tops.
- 774
- 00:41:08,742 --> 00:41:10,088
- Because he was gay.
- 775
- 00:41:10,882 --> 00:41:12,331
- CLARA: No, he was not.
- 776
- 00:41:12,366 --> 00:41:14,851
- Honey, he was totally
- out of the closet when
- I met him at Shelia's party.
- 777
- 00:41:14,886 --> 00:41:17,820
- No, he wasn't. He was just nice.
- 778
- 00:41:17,854 --> 00:41:19,822
- We dated about a year
- and it faded out.
- 779
- 00:41:19,856 --> 00:41:22,687
- And I have no regrets.
- We're still friends.
- 780
- 00:41:22,721 --> 00:41:25,897
- Oh, God, please tell me he's
- not sending you poetry
- on Facebook.
- 781
- 00:41:25,931 --> 00:41:28,002
- No, we're just friends on there.
- 782
- 00:41:28,037 --> 00:41:31,730
- He doesn't post a lot
- and he's put on a lot of weight.
- 783
- 00:41:34,837 --> 00:41:37,529
- Riley, what happened
- to that part you're up for?
- 784
- 00:41:38,288 --> 00:41:39,289
- Oh.
- 785
- 00:41:40,152 --> 00:41:41,775
- Oh, I, uh...
- 786
- 00:41:42,361 --> 00:41:43,811
- Well, I didn't get it.
- 787
- 00:41:45,019 --> 00:41:46,573
- I don't know what part
- you're talking about, dad.
- 788
- 00:41:47,228 --> 00:41:48,678
- Um...
- 789
- 00:41:48,713 --> 00:41:51,578
- I did get a meeting
- at a production office.
- 790
- 00:41:51,612 --> 00:41:54,822
- Mmm.Um, but it was because
- they thought I was Julie.
- 791
- 00:41:54,857 --> 00:41:56,824
- What?Are you kidding me?
- 792
- 00:41:56,859 --> 00:41:58,446
- RILEY: Yeah, it was ridiculous.
- 793
- 00:41:58,481 --> 00:42:02,209
- It was this modern office
- downtown with these, like,
- 20-year-old producers.
- 794
- 00:42:02,243 --> 00:42:05,661
- Oh yeah, I know that place.
- That's Mommy and Daddy
- Productions.
- 795
- 00:42:05,695 --> 00:42:07,007
- They can suck my dick.
- 796
- 00:42:07,041 --> 00:42:08,836
- Ow! Ow, ow, ow.
- 797
- 00:42:08,871 --> 00:42:10,942
- Oh God. Oh, wow!
- 798
- 00:42:10,976 --> 00:42:12,012
- What happened?
- 799
- 00:42:12,046 --> 00:42:13,082
- Broken nail.
- 800
- 00:42:13,116 --> 00:42:15,602
- Oh, your pinky nail?
- Your coke nail?
- 801
- 00:42:15,636 --> 00:42:18,121
- My mom really enjoyed cocaine.
- 802
- 00:42:18,156 --> 00:42:20,917
- This woman, in her day,
- she was a snow plough.
- 803
- 00:42:22,781 --> 00:42:26,647
- It was advertised as a
- healthy alternative to alcohol.
- 804
- 00:42:26,682 --> 00:42:29,685
- Uh, I'm sorry sweetie,
- I don't remember
- cocaine advertisements.
- 805
- 00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:33,309
- Weddings, funerals,
- you name the place,
- the woman had coke on her face.
- 806
- 00:42:33,343 --> 00:42:35,345
- TED: Yeah, she had
- a little vial around her neck
- 807
- 00:42:35,380 --> 00:42:36,864
- that she was always...
- 808
- 00:42:36,899 --> 00:42:38,279
- RILEY: A drawer full of it.
- 809
- 00:42:38,314 --> 00:42:39,867
- [LAUGHING]
- 810
- 00:42:39,902 --> 00:42:42,732
- JULIE: She used it as
- baby powder when I was a baby.
- 811
- 00:42:42,767 --> 00:42:44,769
- They're all making fun of you.
- 812
- 00:42:44,803 --> 00:42:47,185
- Stop making fun of me!
- 813
- 00:42:48,393 --> 00:42:49,739
- [BREATHING HEAVILY]
- 814
- 00:42:55,262 --> 00:42:57,229
- TED: Okay.
- 815
- 00:42:57,264 --> 00:42:59,749
- Jesus Christ, honey,
- we were just joking.
- 816
- 00:43:05,721 --> 00:43:08,758
- JULIE: Has that guy, Plotkin,
- emailed you about the script?
- 817
- 00:43:08,793 --> 00:43:10,311
- Yeah, he did.
- I haven't opened it yet.
- 818
- 00:43:11,105 --> 00:43:12,520
- What is it?
- 819
- 00:43:12,555 --> 00:43:15,627
- It's like this series about
- a father and daughter
- in Hollywood.
- 820
- 00:43:15,662 --> 00:43:16,870
- You should be in it too.
- 821
- 00:43:16,904 --> 00:43:18,975
- RILEY: People don't even know
- I'm still trying to work.
- 822
- 00:43:19,010 --> 00:43:21,046
- JULIE: Hey, Benny looks out
- for you all the time.
- 823
- 00:43:21,081 --> 00:43:23,704
- I appreciate
- all that Benny does,
- 824
- 00:43:23,739 --> 00:43:27,915
- but when you put out an article
- out when you're 15 about how
- you're never acting again
- 825
- 00:43:27,950 --> 00:43:29,261
- I guess people remember that.
- 826
- 00:43:29,296 --> 00:43:31,056
- I knew that was a bad idea
- when you did that.
- 827
- 00:43:31,091 --> 00:43:32,782
- I hated that.
- 828
- 00:43:32,817 --> 00:43:35,336
- Well, it was clearly
- a cry for help, Dad.
- 829
- 00:43:35,371 --> 00:43:36,406
- Well, okay.
- 830
- 00:43:36,441 --> 00:43:38,270
- Ugh. Those were the dark ages.
- 831
- 00:43:38,305 --> 00:43:40,825
- We literally weren't allowed
- to go through puberty.
- 832
- 00:43:40,859 --> 00:43:42,378
- Oh, come on.
- 833
- 00:43:42,412 --> 00:43:43,862
- Always down playing.
- 834
- 00:43:43,897 --> 00:43:47,901
- The sound guy on Sweet Sisters
- used to tape our tits
- with an ace bandage
- 835
- 00:43:47,935 --> 00:43:49,350
- to hide out little bumps.
- 836
- 00:43:49,385 --> 00:43:52,146
- Okay, I believe you.
- So, what do you
- want me to do about it now?
- 837
- 00:43:52,181 --> 00:43:53,872
- Well, don't run off
- to Studio City.
- 838
- 00:43:53,907 --> 00:43:54,977
- Oh, okay.
- 839
- 00:43:55,011 --> 00:44:00,741
- ♪ Happy birthday to you
- 840
- 00:44:00,776 --> 00:44:08,093
- ♪ Happy birthday to you
- 841
- 00:44:08,128 --> 00:44:12,097
- ♪ Happy birthday
- 842
- 00:44:12,132 --> 00:44:19,380
- ♪ Dear Ollie
- 843
- 00:44:19,415 --> 00:44:23,764
- ♪ Happy birthday
- 844
- 00:44:23,799 --> 00:44:27,872
- ♪ To
- 845
- 00:44:27,906 --> 00:44:30,909
- ♪ You
- 846
- 00:44:30,944 --> 00:44:32,221
- ♪ Many more
- 847
- 00:44:33,084 --> 00:44:34,982
- Oh, you did it.
- 848
- 00:44:35,017 --> 00:44:37,985
- Who wants brownies?I'm actually so full right now.
- 849
- 00:44:38,020 --> 00:44:40,263
- I can't even
- think about brownies.
- 850
- 00:44:40,298 --> 00:44:42,507
- Joe, do you like watermelon?
- 851
- 00:44:42,541 --> 00:44:45,303
- Yeah.I have a new way of cutting it.
- 852
- 00:44:45,337 --> 00:44:46,994
- I saw a video. Wanna see?
- 853
- 00:44:47,408 --> 00:44:49,445
- Yeah, okay.
- 854
- 00:44:49,479 --> 00:44:52,034
- Hey, Dad, you know,
- Jinky's in Studio City
- 855
- 00:44:52,068 --> 00:44:54,761
- is by far the best breakfast.
- 856
- 00:44:54,795 --> 00:44:59,144
- You gotta go there.
- The omelets are
- the size of your ass.
- 857
- 00:44:59,179 --> 00:45:03,183
- What a lame place to run off too
- to start a new life.
- 858
- 00:45:03,217 --> 00:45:05,323
- I wanna live
- near Universal Studios
- 859
- 00:45:05,357 --> 00:45:08,844
- and ride the rides.
- 860
- 00:45:08,878 --> 00:45:12,468
- [MARTHA STEWART IMPRESSION]
- First, you pierce the skin
- of the melon with your knife.
- 861
- 00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:15,989
- Then you cut horizontally
- 862
- 00:45:16,023 --> 00:45:17,853
- and vertically.
- 863
- 00:45:17,887 --> 00:45:19,889
- And then you, ever so gently,
- 864
- 00:45:19,924 --> 00:45:24,480
- scoop the flesh of the melon
- into your wonderful bowl.
- 865
- 00:45:24,514 --> 00:45:27,000
- These mixing bowls
- are just spectacular.
- 866
- 00:45:27,034 --> 00:45:28,967
- My friend in Westport
- makes them.
- 867
- 00:45:29,002 --> 00:45:31,142
- [LAUGHING] Good job.
- 868
- 00:45:31,176 --> 00:45:33,420
- I didn't know
- you did impressions.I'm not that great.
- 869
- 00:45:34,386 --> 00:45:36,285
- Let's try this out. Yeah.
- 870
- 00:45:37,424 --> 00:45:38,977
- Mmm.
- 871
- 00:45:41,566 --> 00:45:44,811
- Hey, I saw you had a book
- loaned to you by
- the historical society upstairs.
- 872
- 00:45:44,845 --> 00:45:47,572
- Oh, that means my girls
- let you in my office?
- 873
- 00:45:47,606 --> 00:45:49,229
- Ugh, so embarrassed.
- 874
- 00:45:49,263 --> 00:45:52,473
- Oh, I don't care.
- I'm kinda a pack rat myself.
- 875
- 00:45:52,508 --> 00:45:53,958
- Ah, this is kinda embarrassing.
- 876
- 00:45:53,992 --> 00:45:56,167
- Oh, no, don't be embarrassed.
- 877
- 00:45:56,201 --> 00:45:58,825
- I have so many mugs
- under my bed.
- 878
- 00:45:58,859 --> 00:46:00,827
- You know, the ones that
- kinda meant something to me.
- 879
- 00:46:00,861 --> 00:46:05,279
- Like, my grandpa always used to
- use this one that just said,
- "Not today" on it.
- 880
- 00:46:05,314 --> 00:46:07,040
- And, I just kinda
- like that shit.
- 881
- 00:46:07,074 --> 00:46:10,008
- Sorry, crap.I like mugs, they're fun.
- 882
- 00:46:10,043 --> 00:46:13,874
- Anyway, my dad is actually
- a member of
- the Historical Society
- 883
- 00:46:13,909 --> 00:46:16,187
- so I could take that book
- off your hands, if you want.
- 884
- 00:46:16,221 --> 00:46:17,671
- I think it's a couple
- of months past due.
- 885
- 00:46:17,705 --> 00:46:21,226
- Joe, do you know anything
- about the woman
- who lived in this house?
- 886
- 00:46:21,261 --> 00:46:23,056
- Oh, the Captain's daughter.
- 887
- 00:46:23,090 --> 00:46:24,333
- Uh, Adelia.
- 888
- 00:46:24,367 --> 00:46:25,852
- Yeah.She was the crazy one, right?
- 889
- 00:46:26,404 --> 00:46:27,888
- Crazy, how?
- 890
- 00:46:27,923 --> 00:46:30,235
- TED: What is going on in here?
- 891
- 00:46:30,270 --> 00:46:32,582
- Oh, I was just showing Joe
- my watermelon trick.
- 892
- 00:46:32,617 --> 00:46:34,136
- TED: Oh, that's so neat.
- 893
- 00:46:34,170 --> 00:46:36,621
- Did you feed Ollie?I was just about to.
- 894
- 00:46:36,655 --> 00:46:39,520
- Okay. Joseph, why don't you
- join me in the ballroom,
- 895
- 00:46:39,555 --> 00:46:41,902
- you can watch me switch
- from vodka to scotch.
- Come on.
- 896
- 00:46:43,421 --> 00:46:45,561
- I'm gonna go hang out
- in the ballroom.
- 897
- 00:46:45,595 --> 00:46:47,114
- Thank you.
- 898
- 00:46:52,464 --> 00:46:54,259
- [ MACARTHUR PARKPLAYING]
- 899
- 00:46:54,294 --> 00:46:59,195
- ♪ There will be
- another song for me
- 900
- 00:46:59,230 --> 00:47:04,097
- ♪ For I will sing it
- 901
- 00:47:06,340 --> 00:47:11,207
- ♪ There will be
- another dream for me
- 902
- 00:47:11,242 --> 00:47:15,349
- ♪ Someone will bring it
- 903
- 00:47:17,455 --> 00:47:21,459
- ♪ I will drink the wine
- while it is warm
- 904
- 00:47:21,493 --> 00:47:27,603
- ♪ And never let you catch me
- looking at the sun
- 905
- 00:47:29,605 --> 00:47:34,127
- ♪ And after all
- the loves of my life
- 906
- 00:47:34,161 --> 00:47:35,507
- [WAILING]
- 907
- 00:47:35,542 --> 00:47:39,580
- ♪ After all the loves of my life
- 908
- 00:47:39,615 --> 00:47:43,274
- ♪ You'll still be the one
- 909
- 00:47:44,482 --> 00:47:46,173
- Ah, ah, not today.
- 910
- 00:47:46,208 --> 00:47:51,523
- ♪ I will take my life
- into my hands
- 911
- 00:47:51,558 --> 00:47:55,010
- ♪ And I will use it
- 912
- 00:47:58,323 --> 00:48:03,052
- ♪ I will win the worship
- in their eyes
- 913
- 00:48:03,087 --> 00:48:06,090
- ♪ And I will lose it...
- 914
- 00:48:06,124 --> 00:48:09,472
- Oh, Oliver, you are
- gonna live forever, buddy.
- 915
- 00:48:11,371 --> 00:48:13,028
- [GASPS]
- 916
- 00:48:13,062 --> 00:48:14,408
- No.
- 917
- 00:48:15,306 --> 00:48:17,101
- Oh, God, what?
- 918
- 00:48:18,067 --> 00:48:20,380
- [STRAINING]
- 919
- 00:48:20,414 --> 00:48:22,623
- [MUSIC PLAYING]
- 920
- 00:48:36,672 --> 00:48:39,571
- What? Adelia, what do you,
- 921
- 00:48:39,606 --> 00:48:41,332
- what do you want?
- 922
- 00:48:45,439 --> 00:48:49,547
- ♪...MacArthur's Park
- is melting in the dark
- 923
- 00:48:49,581 --> 00:48:54,483
- ♪ All the sweet green
- icing flowing down
- 924
- 00:48:54,517 --> 00:48:58,004
- ♪ Someone left
- the cake out in the rain...
- 925
- 00:48:58,038 --> 00:48:59,108
- Thank you.
- 926
- 00:48:59,143 --> 00:49:03,216
- ♪...I don't think
- that I can take it
- 927
- 00:49:03,250 --> 00:49:06,219
- ♪ 'Cause it took
- so long to bake it
- 928
- 00:49:06,253 --> 00:49:12,018
- ♪ And I'll never have
- that recipe again
- 929
- 00:49:12,052 --> 00:49:18,058
- ♪ Oh no
- 930
- 00:49:18,093 --> 00:49:24,306
- ♪ Oh no
- 931
- 00:49:26,411 --> 00:49:32,762
- ♪ No
- 932
- 00:49:32,797 --> 00:49:38,596
- ♪ Oh no
- 933
- 00:49:54,439 --> 00:49:57,649
- [OLIVER WHINING]
- 934
- 00:49:57,684 --> 00:50:00,100
- Joe, what do you think
- of that comedian, Matt Byrne?
- 935
- 00:50:00,135 --> 00:50:01,619
- JULIE: Oh God, Dad, why?
- 936
- 00:50:01,653 --> 00:50:04,173
- I think he's super funny.Mmm, yeah, I figured you would.
- 937
- 00:50:04,208 --> 00:50:06,796
- He's really dry, uh,TED: Uh-huh.
- 938
- 00:50:06,831 --> 00:50:08,281
- ...he does great voices.
- 939
- 00:50:08,315 --> 00:50:12,526
- I saw a special about
- a month ago, but I've been
- a fan since 2013.
- 940
- 00:50:12,561 --> 00:50:15,633
- Oh, wow, jeez, the guy's been
- in the business
- a long time, I guess.
- 941
- 00:50:15,667 --> 00:50:17,738
- Yeah, he has this, uh, this bit,
- 942
- 00:50:17,773 --> 00:50:21,604
- where he's playing fish
- in a fish tank, like,
- judging the people.
- 943
- 00:50:21,639 --> 00:50:23,296
- And he's like this.
- 944
- 00:50:23,330 --> 00:50:24,952
- There's two fish, and he's like,
- 945
- 00:50:24,987 --> 00:50:28,335
- "Look at this guy,
- he's making us watch him eat
- a Pokeball. That's just wrong.
- 946
- 00:50:28,370 --> 00:50:29,716
- Well, what's a Pokeball?"
- 947
- 00:50:29,750 --> 00:50:32,443
- And the Angel fish
- is the most dramatic fish.
- 948
- 00:50:32,477 --> 00:50:34,376
- So, he's like, "I don't know
- what a Pokeball is,
- 949
- 00:50:34,410 --> 00:50:37,275
- "but I do know that's
- the flesh of our kind."
- 950
- 00:50:37,310 --> 00:50:40,244
- Ah, he goes, "Well, were..."
- 951
- 00:50:41,452 --> 00:50:43,868
- Dammit. "We're no better
- than him though, man.
- 952
- 00:50:43,902 --> 00:50:46,250
- "'cause we're
- literally cannibals.
- 953
- 00:50:46,284 --> 00:50:50,323
- "Because we ate Bob when floated
- down to the bottom
- the other day, remember that?
- 954
- 00:50:50,357 --> 00:50:51,979
- "No offense to bottom feeders."
- 955
- 00:50:52,014 --> 00:50:55,776
- The bottom feeders like,
- "Whatever, man. I'd rather
- eat shit than a Pokeball."
- 956
- 00:50:57,571 --> 00:50:59,194
- He does it better than me.
- 957
- 00:50:59,228 --> 00:51:00,712
- I don't, I don't know
- how to do the voices.
- 958
- 00:51:02,197 --> 00:51:05,683
- [LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY]
- 959
- 00:51:05,717 --> 00:51:09,445
- Now I get it. No, that one,
- that one has to kinda sink in.
- 960
- 00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:12,759
- [SLOW MUSIC PLAYING]
- 961
- 00:51:13,829 --> 00:51:15,624
- Joe, do you dance?
- 962
- 00:51:15,658 --> 00:51:17,729
- I... No, no.Come on.
- 963
- 00:51:17,764 --> 00:51:19,455
- Come on. You know how to.
- 964
- 00:51:30,915 --> 00:51:32,675
- [MUSIC STOPS]
- 965
- 00:51:34,643 --> 00:51:35,678
- TED: Wow.
- 966
- 00:51:35,713 --> 00:51:37,335
- [MUSIC CONTINUES]
- 967
- 00:51:54,559 --> 00:51:56,906
- Okay, honey, no. Stop.
- 968
- 00:51:56,941 --> 00:51:59,461
- No. No, come on.
- 969
- 00:51:59,495 --> 00:52:01,428
- Why do you look so mean
- when you dance?
- 970
- 00:52:01,463 --> 00:52:03,879
- I never understood that.[LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY]
- 971
- 00:52:03,913 --> 00:52:06,640
- That's not funny.[LAUGHING] Oh, my God.
- 972
- 00:52:06,675 --> 00:52:07,676
- TED: What the hell?
- 973
- 00:52:08,815 --> 00:52:10,299
- [INDISTINCT]
- 974
- 00:52:19,722 --> 00:52:21,172
- Okay.
- 975
- 00:52:21,207 --> 00:52:23,278
- CLARA: Joe, sit down...Okay.
- 976
- 00:52:24,313 --> 00:52:26,246
- Let's read ghost stories.
- 977
- 00:52:26,281 --> 00:52:27,627
- This house is really old.
- 978
- 00:52:28,352 --> 00:52:30,388
- It's like, 1862?
- 979
- 00:52:30,423 --> 00:52:32,356
- How in the shit
- did you know that?
- 980
- 00:52:32,390 --> 00:52:34,530
- Built by Captain Chadwick,
- 981
- 00:52:34,565 --> 00:52:36,498
- the renowned sea captain.
- 982
- 00:52:36,532 --> 00:52:38,914
- The Captain, for his daughter.
- Yeah.Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 983
- 00:52:38,948 --> 00:52:40,467
- Yeah, Adelia.
- 984
- 00:52:40,502 --> 00:52:42,297
- JOE: Yep.
- 985
- 00:52:42,331 --> 00:52:44,885
- I actually know an Adelia
- in my acting class.
- 986
- 00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:48,234
- She is a huge cunt.
- 987
- 00:52:48,268 --> 00:52:49,683
- I don't know, there's not
- a whole lot on record,
- 988
- 00:52:49,718 --> 00:52:50,995
- but, like, there was
- a thing about...
- 989
- 00:52:51,029 --> 00:52:53,411
- She walked through
- the town naked.
- 990
- 00:52:53,446 --> 00:52:55,448
- That's what
- Demi Moore's daughter did.
- 991
- 00:52:55,482 --> 00:52:59,624
- JULIE: She was protesting
- Instagram censoring nipples,
- I think?
- 992
- 00:52:59,659 --> 00:53:00,901
- What happened to her?
- 993
- 00:53:00,936 --> 00:53:02,420
- I think I still follow her,
- I'm not sure.
- 994
- 00:53:02,455 --> 00:53:04,319
- She's cool She's, like,
- an artist.
- 995
- 00:53:04,353 --> 00:53:05,561
- Yeah, she's really indie.
- 996
- 00:53:05,596 --> 00:53:08,357
- They sent her to
- a mental institution, but,
- 997
- 00:53:08,392 --> 00:53:10,083
- after that, nobody really knows.
- 998
- 00:53:10,117 --> 00:53:13,707
- The Captain built this whole
- house for her and she
- never even really lived here.
- 999
- 00:53:13,742 --> 00:53:17,366
- But then, the Captain
- went to the woods,
- 1000
- 00:53:17,401 --> 00:53:19,541
- where she used to walk,
- and he killed himself.
- 1001
- 00:53:19,575 --> 00:53:23,683
- It's so funny how people
- were killing themselves
- back then too, you know.
- 1002
- 00:53:23,717 --> 00:53:25,478
- You know, you shouldn't be
- in an acting class.
- 1003
- 00:53:25,512 --> 00:53:26,962
- You should just be
- out there auditioning.
- 1004
- 00:53:26,996 --> 00:53:28,722
- That's how you learn to act.
- 1005
- 00:53:28,757 --> 00:53:33,279
- I auditioned at
- Leon Silberman's house
- the other day.
- 1006
- 00:53:33,313 --> 00:53:35,039
- What?RILEY: Wow.
- 1007
- 00:53:35,073 --> 00:53:38,732
- Well, when was, what happened?
- What... How did it go?
- 1008
- 00:53:38,767 --> 00:53:41,977
- Um, yeah, just happened,
- so I don't wanna jinx anything.
- 1009
- 00:53:42,011 --> 00:53:43,634
- Well, what did you do
- for the audition?
- 1010
- 00:53:43,668 --> 00:53:45,808
- Uh, just this monologue.
- 1011
- 00:53:45,843 --> 00:53:47,776
- TED: Yeah, about what?
- 1012
- 00:53:47,810 --> 00:53:50,641
- I don't know.
- I didn't get the full script.
- 1013
- 00:53:50,675 --> 00:53:52,919
- Oh, well, honey, that's
- no reason not to know
- the material.
- 1014
- 00:53:52,953 --> 00:53:55,784
- Did you tell him
- that you're my daughter?
- 1015
- 00:53:55,818 --> 00:53:57,751
- No, of course not.
- 1016
- 00:53:57,786 --> 00:53:59,339
- Well, why not?
- 1017
- 00:53:59,374 --> 00:54:01,859
- Because, I know he knows.
- 1018
- 00:54:01,893 --> 00:54:05,690
- Yeah, it's an awkward thing
- to say sometimes,
- just out of nowhere.
- 1019
- 00:54:05,725 --> 00:54:07,036
- Yeah, I'm not talking to you.
- 1020
- 00:54:07,071 --> 00:54:08,245
- Okay, just, fuck off.
- 1021
- 00:54:08,279 --> 00:54:11,282
- Hey, let's just have fun.
- Joe and I wanna have fun, right?
- 1022
- 00:54:11,317 --> 00:54:13,802
- TED: Honey, I'm just excited
- for you, that's all.
- 1023
- 00:54:13,836 --> 00:54:15,631
- I would love to hear
- the monologue.
- 1024
- 00:54:15,666 --> 00:54:19,911
- Hey, let's do
- a seance for Adelia.
- 1025
- 00:54:19,946 --> 00:54:20,947
- Hey.
- 1026
- 00:54:20,981 --> 00:54:24,295
- Look, she's balancing
- the glass on my head.
- 1027
- 00:54:24,330 --> 00:54:25,814
- I'm excited too, Julie.
- 1028
- 00:54:25,848 --> 00:54:28,748
- It reminds me of when
- I auditioned for Robert Frances.
- 1029
- 00:54:28,782 --> 00:54:31,475
- He's not super famous,
- but it was a really cool thing.
- 1030
- 00:54:31,509 --> 00:54:34,685
- Okay, sweetheart, it really
- doesn't count if you were naked
- when you auditioned.
- 1031
- 00:54:36,825 --> 00:54:38,309
- [DRUMS BEATING]
- 1032
- 00:55:16,174 --> 00:55:17,797
- [FIREWOOD CRACKLING]
- 1033
- 00:55:17,831 --> 00:55:20,800
- RILEY: 'Cause of our childhood,
- I feel like I have this
- warped idea of adulthood.
- 1034
- 00:55:20,834 --> 00:55:24,666
- And I've realized that
- just because you ride old dick,
- 1035
- 00:55:24,700 --> 00:55:25,943
- doesn't make you any older.
- 1036
- 00:55:26,530 --> 00:55:28,048
- You know.
- 1037
- 00:55:28,083 --> 00:55:30,879
- I dated a senior when
- I was a freshman at UCONN.
- 1038
- 00:55:30,913 --> 00:55:32,121
- Are you an Aries?
- 1039
- 00:55:32,156 --> 00:55:33,399
- Nope.
- 1040
- 00:55:33,433 --> 00:55:34,745
- Libra?No.
- 1041
- 00:55:34,779 --> 00:55:35,987
- The Year of the Dragon.
- 1042
- 00:55:36,609 --> 00:55:37,851
- The best one.
- 1043
- 00:55:37,886 --> 00:55:41,027
- Julie. I really wanna
- hear this monologue.
- 1044
- 00:55:41,061 --> 00:55:42,097
- I really do.
- 1045
- 00:55:42,856 --> 00:55:44,513
- Why?Because.
- 1046
- 00:55:44,548 --> 00:55:46,653
- Because I'm a proud dad.
- 1047
- 00:55:46,688 --> 00:55:48,517
- Come on, get up here. Come on.
- 1048
- 00:55:48,552 --> 00:55:50,416
- We support you, Julie.
- 1049
- 00:55:50,450 --> 00:55:52,521
- Up you go,
- you got lots of support.
- 1050
- 00:55:52,556 --> 00:55:55,800
- Loving family here watching you.
- 1051
- 00:55:55,835 --> 00:55:57,008
- Let's see what you got.
- 1052
- 00:55:58,044 --> 00:55:59,183
- Where's my eye line?
- 1053
- 00:55:59,217 --> 00:56:01,392
- Your eye line
- is right out there.
- 1054
- 00:56:01,427 --> 00:56:03,463
- That's where your audience is.
- Sheesh.
- 1055
- 00:56:03,498 --> 00:56:04,844
- Thought I had
- taught you how to act.
- 1056
- 00:56:06,639 --> 00:56:08,641
- TED: There you go.[JULIE CLEARS THROAT]
- 1057
- 00:56:12,438 --> 00:56:16,027
- I didn't come here because
- I thought I was better
- 1058
- 00:56:16,062 --> 00:56:17,788
- than anyone else...Let me know when
- you're gonna start.
- 1059
- 00:56:19,583 --> 00:56:20,929
- She was doing it.All right.
- 1060
- 00:56:23,932 --> 00:56:25,485
- I didn't come here
- 1061
- 00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:28,626
- because I thought I was
- better than anyone else.
- 1062
- 00:56:30,904 --> 00:56:33,148
- I came here because
- I thought I loved you.
- 1063
- 00:56:34,977 --> 00:56:36,151
- That night.
- 1064
- 00:56:36,185 --> 00:56:39,188
- I felt like I was
- going to pass out
- 1065
- 00:56:39,223 --> 00:56:42,916
- from frustration and pleasure
- at the same time.
- 1066
- 00:56:44,159 --> 00:56:46,713
- I know I'm not safe with you.
- 1067
- 00:56:47,956 --> 00:56:50,027
- I know you don't look at me
- 1068
- 00:56:50,061 --> 00:56:52,478
- and I don't want you to.
- 1069
- 00:56:52,512 --> 00:56:53,858
- I need a change.
- 1070
- 00:56:54,687 --> 00:56:56,205
- Get out of Manhattan.
- 1071
- 00:56:57,586 --> 00:56:58,829
- Get out of here.
- 1072
- 00:56:59,968 --> 00:57:02,971
- Or I could stay
- depending on you.
- 1073
- 00:57:03,903 --> 00:57:04,904
- You.
- 1074
- 00:57:05,767 --> 00:57:08,494
- It's all on you!
- 1075
- 00:57:10,910 --> 00:57:12,083
- God.
- 1076
- 00:57:12,118 --> 00:57:15,501
- If you could just forgive
- the shit that I put you through.
- 1077
- 00:57:17,951 --> 00:57:19,643
- But here's the thing.
- 1078
- 00:57:20,540 --> 00:57:22,128
- I do see things.
- 1079
- 00:57:22,749 --> 00:57:24,061
- I do.
- 1080
- 00:57:24,095 --> 00:57:25,096
- Signs.
- 1081
- 00:57:29,929 --> 00:57:30,930
- That's it.
- 1082
- 00:57:33,933 --> 00:57:34,934
- That's it?
- 1083
- 00:57:35,831 --> 00:57:37,626
- No, it's not the whole thing.
- 1084
- 00:57:37,661 --> 00:57:40,042
- It's just the monologue
- that I auditioned with.
- 1085
- 00:57:40,836 --> 00:57:41,906
- Oh.
- 1086
- 00:57:44,288 --> 00:57:46,670
- Well, jeez that was worth it.
- 1087
- 00:57:46,704 --> 00:57:49,258
- Well, it's not,
- it's not you, honey,
- 1088
- 00:57:49,293 --> 00:57:50,846
- that was great.
- 1089
- 00:57:50,881 --> 00:57:53,297
- It's, it's really his writing.
- 1090
- 00:57:53,331 --> 00:57:59,821
- Joe, would you rather marry me
- but I'm really mean to you,
- 1091
- 00:57:59,855 --> 00:58:01,478
- but a great lay,
- 1092
- 00:58:02,133 --> 00:58:04,722
- or Cindy Crawford
- 1093
- 00:58:04,757 --> 00:58:07,242
- but, you can only see her
- on your wedding day.
- 1094
- 00:58:07,276 --> 00:58:09,175
- It's like a
- twilight zone episode.
- 1095
- 00:58:09,209 --> 00:58:13,317
- You're married to a supermodel
- you can't even see.
- 1096
- 00:58:13,351 --> 00:58:14,870
- Hmm.
- 1097
- 00:58:14,905 --> 00:58:17,528
- I just kinda feel like the
- guy's writing has gone soft.
- 1098
- 00:58:17,563 --> 00:58:19,219
- I think he's gone soft.
- 1099
- 00:58:19,254 --> 00:58:21,325
- You know, I mean,
- of course he's still brilliant.
- 1100
- 00:58:21,359 --> 00:58:24,155
- Uh, you know, I'm never
- gonna say he's not brilliant.
- 1101
- 00:58:24,190 --> 00:58:25,916
- But it's not like the old stuff.
- 1102
- 00:58:25,950 --> 00:58:27,573
- And I'm not the
- only one that says that.
- 1103
- 00:58:28,643 --> 00:58:30,092
- TED: Who's distributing
- this thing?
- 1104
- 00:58:30,127 --> 00:58:33,061
- I think its for online
- like an online network.
- 1105
- 00:58:33,095 --> 00:58:35,960
- Oh, my God, I can't believe
- he's pandering to internet shit.
- 1106
- 00:58:35,995 --> 00:58:37,410
- Come on.
- 1107
- 00:58:37,444 --> 00:58:39,343
- Yeah, okay, let's just stop
- fucking talking about it,
- all right?
- 1108
- 00:58:39,377 --> 00:58:41,621
- You're jealous and
- it's completely transparent.
- 1109
- 00:58:41,656 --> 00:58:43,658
- There's no fucking
- telling you anything.
- 1110
- 00:58:43,692 --> 00:58:45,694
- Who's Cindy Crawford?I'm jealous?
- 1111
- 00:58:45,729 --> 00:58:47,903
- How is that possible?
- I am your father.
- 1112
- 00:58:47,938 --> 00:58:49,836
- Fathers aren't jealous
- of their kids.
- 1113
- 00:58:49,871 --> 00:58:52,011
- Okay, only our entire lives.
- 1114
- 00:58:52,045 --> 00:58:53,599
- Okay, fine, here we go.
- 1115
- 00:58:53,633 --> 00:58:54,979
- We got the show and you didn't.
- 1116
- 00:58:55,014 --> 00:58:58,224
- Since we got one
- fucking stupid job,
- you wouldn't forget it.
- 1117
- 00:58:58,258 --> 00:58:59,570
- Riley wrote the book about it.
- 1118
- 00:59:01,054 --> 00:59:03,850
- Riley wrote an e-book about it.
- 1119
- 00:59:04,299 --> 00:59:06,094
- That's hurtful.
- 1120
- 00:59:06,128 --> 00:59:08,337
- I say we sober up, hmm.
- 1121
- 00:59:08,372 --> 00:59:11,789
- ALL: TOGETHER] 31, 32, 33.
- 1122
- 00:59:11,824 --> 00:59:14,378
- [ALL CHEERING]
- 1123
- 00:59:14,412 --> 00:59:15,828
- JOE: Yeah!It burns.
- 1124
- 00:59:15,862 --> 00:59:18,209
- It burns.It burns. It burns.
- 1125
- 00:59:18,244 --> 00:59:19,659
- She's a priest.
- 1126
- 00:59:19,694 --> 00:59:22,075
- Your mother's in here, Clarice,
- would you like
- to leave her a message?
- 1127
- 00:59:22,110 --> 00:59:24,388
- I'll make sure she gets it.What a lovey day
- for an exorcism.
- 1128
- 00:59:24,422 --> 00:59:26,632
- Okay, it's my turn.
- It's my turn.
- 1129
- 00:59:26,666 --> 00:59:28,116
- All right, yeah, you got this.
- 1130
- 00:59:28,150 --> 00:59:30,601
- It's my turn.All right. Okay.
- Present to the judges.
- 1131
- 00:59:30,636 --> 00:59:31,913
- If you would, deep breath.
- 1132
- 00:59:32,810 --> 00:59:34,294
- This is for you, Benny.
- 1133
- 00:59:34,329 --> 00:59:35,951
- Benny. Benny can take gas.
- 1134
- 00:59:35,986 --> 00:59:38,678
- ALL: TOGETHER] One, two, three,
- 1135
- 00:59:38,713 --> 00:59:39,990
- four...
- 1136
- 00:59:40,024 --> 00:59:41,301
- ALL: Aww.
- 1137
- 00:59:41,336 --> 00:59:44,615
- Oh, no.That is so cold.
- 1138
- 00:59:44,650 --> 00:59:46,375
- You got it.TED: It's supposed
- to be cold, honey.
- 1139
- 00:59:46,410 --> 00:59:48,343
- Clara you're next. Let's go.
- 1140
- 00:59:50,172 --> 00:59:53,417
- TED: Actually, you know what,
- honey, I'm gonna go. I'm going.
- 1141
- 00:59:53,451 --> 00:59:55,108
- You know what we're gonna do.
- I'm gonna do it,
- 1142
- 00:59:55,143 --> 00:59:56,972
- and then we're
- gonna see Joe do it,
- 1143
- 00:59:57,007 --> 00:59:58,940
- and see if he can beat my time.
- 1144
- 00:59:58,974 --> 01:00:01,252
- And if you can,
- 500 bucks for you.
- 1145
- 01:00:01,287 --> 01:00:03,807
- 500 dollars?
- All right, shit, let's do it.
- 1146
- 01:00:03,841 --> 01:00:05,809
- JULIE: He's so excited.
- 1147
- 01:00:06,361 --> 01:00:09,157
- TED: Okay, here we go.
- 1148
- 01:00:09,191 --> 01:00:10,883
- ALL: [TOGETHER] Oh, one,
- 1149
- 01:00:10,917 --> 01:00:12,298
- two, three...
- 1150
- 01:00:12,332 --> 01:00:13,920
- Dad, your butt crack's out.
- 1151
- 01:00:15,197 --> 01:00:16,785
- I don't know
- where I'm I right now?
- 1152
- 01:00:16,820 --> 01:00:18,994
- Oh.RILEY: Oh!
- 1153
- 01:00:19,029 --> 01:00:21,134
- Five, four, three, and he's in.
- 1154
- 01:00:21,169 --> 01:00:24,897
- [TOGETHER] One, two, three,
- four, five...
- 1155
- 01:00:24,931 --> 01:00:26,830
- Okay, that's good.
- You're doing it.
- 1156
- 01:00:26,864 --> 01:00:28,314
- Hold on there, pal.
- 1157
- 01:00:28,348 --> 01:00:30,765
- Nope. Get back in there.
- 1158
- 01:00:30,799 --> 01:00:33,284
- Just think of a Matt Byrne joke.
- 1159
- 01:00:33,319 --> 01:00:34,907
- You can do more than that.
- 1160
- 01:00:34,941 --> 01:00:35,908
- RILEY: Focus.TED: Come on.
- 1161
- 01:00:35,942 --> 01:00:38,911
- Dad, you should let him up.
- He's drowning.
- 1162
- 01:00:38,945 --> 01:00:40,913
- Hey, he's fine. Relax.
- 1163
- 01:00:40,947 --> 01:00:42,155
- He's good.
- 1164
- 01:00:42,190 --> 01:00:45,089
- Oh, oh, I'm sorry.
- 1165
- 01:00:45,124 --> 01:00:47,022
- Didn't really go very well,
- did it?
- 1166
- 01:00:47,057 --> 01:00:49,093
- That's okay.
- We'll take a little breather,
- 1167
- 01:00:49,128 --> 01:00:50,301
- and we'll try it
- again a little later.
- 1168
- 01:00:50,336 --> 01:00:51,958
- Yeah, we'll do it later.Seance time.
- 1169
- 01:00:51,993 --> 01:00:54,271
- Seance? Seance.
- 1170
- 01:00:54,305 --> 01:00:56,929
- Seance time. That's right.
- 1171
- 01:00:56,963 --> 01:00:58,275
- I think I gotta go home soon.
- 1172
- 01:00:58,309 --> 01:01:00,346
- Oh, shut the fuck up.
- 1173
- 01:01:00,380 --> 01:01:03,452
- We're gonna fill our glasses
- and we're gonna
- have ourselves a seance.
- 1174
- 01:01:03,487 --> 01:01:07,042
- [SING-SONG MANNER]
- We're gonna have a seance.
- We're gonna have a seance.
- 1175
- 01:01:07,077 --> 01:01:08,285
- Seance. Seance. Seance.
- 1176
- 01:01:39,212 --> 01:01:42,940
- They say if you stare
- at a flame for too long,
- 1177
- 01:01:42,975 --> 01:01:46,150
- you'll go crazy
- and start seeing fire...
- 1178
- 01:01:46,185 --> 01:01:48,118
- [WHISPERS] ...where there's
- no fire.
- 1179
- 01:01:49,809 --> 01:01:51,328
- Joe, I wanna read your palm.
- 1180
- 01:01:53,330 --> 01:01:54,331
- Oh.
- 1181
- 01:01:55,090 --> 01:01:56,091
- CLARA: Okay.
- 1182
- 01:01:57,368 --> 01:02:01,062
- So, this here is your heart line
- 1183
- 01:02:01,096 --> 01:02:03,478
- and it runs horizontally.
- 1184
- 01:02:03,512 --> 01:02:07,206
- And this line here
- is your head line,
- 1185
- 01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:09,518
- it runs across your palm.
- 1186
- 01:02:09,553 --> 01:02:12,452
- That's about your state of mind.
- 1187
- 01:02:12,487 --> 01:02:16,491
- And then this one
- is your life line.
- 1188
- 01:02:16,525 --> 01:02:19,045
- It's not about
- how long you live.
- 1189
- 01:02:19,080 --> 01:02:23,153
- Like, a lot of people think
- it's about how you live.
- 1190
- 01:02:23,187 --> 01:02:27,985
- Your vitality, your prosperity,
- and your strength.
- 1191
- 01:02:29,366 --> 01:02:31,368
- Okay, uh, Clara,
- 1192
- 01:02:31,402 --> 01:02:32,645
- just to give you
- a little update,
- 1193
- 01:02:32,679 --> 01:02:35,544
- they do have a shoe in custody
- down at the police station.
- 1194
- 01:02:35,579 --> 01:02:38,858
- Uh, they have it in the tank,
- they're gonna interrogate it
- for a little while.
- 1195
- 01:02:38,893 --> 01:02:41,896
- TED: But they may ask you
- to come down
- and take a look at a line-up.
- 1196
- 01:02:41,930 --> 01:02:44,208
- I feel like Benny wants me
- to look like this.
- 1197
- 01:02:46,107 --> 01:02:48,350
- What's... Is that
- his ex-girlfriend look like...
- 1198
- 01:02:48,385 --> 01:02:49,938
- I want my shoe.
- 1199
- 01:02:49,973 --> 01:02:53,045
- Yeah, well honey, I want that
- part in the show
- that Benny fired me from,
- 1200
- 01:02:53,079 --> 01:02:56,358
- but sometimes the things
- we want just kinda
- walk away from us, don't they?
- 1201
- 01:02:56,393 --> 01:02:57,635
- Seance time.
- 1202
- 01:02:57,670 --> 01:03:00,362
- I'm not down here complaining
- about how I wasn't even cast
- 1203
- 01:03:00,397 --> 01:03:02,917
- in the series you two
- are apparently doing.
- 1204
- 01:03:02,951 --> 01:03:05,851
- Hey, you know, sweetheart,
- the problem with you,
- 1205
- 01:03:05,885 --> 01:03:08,923
- is that you're trying to be
- a Jack of all trades right now,
- 1206
- 01:03:08,957 --> 01:03:10,407
- which I think is wonderful,
- 1207
- 01:03:10,441 --> 01:03:13,099
- but, you know, when people
- want you for something,
- 1208
- 01:03:13,134 --> 01:03:17,207
- they don't think of you
- in that particular way,
- you know what I mean?
- 1209
- 01:03:17,241 --> 01:03:19,519
- Okay, privileged white man.
- 1210
- 01:03:19,554 --> 01:03:21,590
- Oh, shit!I like to think of my brand
- 1211
- 01:03:21,625 --> 01:03:24,835
- as having more to offer
- than just one thing.
- 1212
- 01:03:24,870 --> 01:03:27,320
- All right. I'm just telling
- you this because
- I love you, sweetie.
- 1213
- 01:03:27,355 --> 01:03:28,770
- You and Julie don't get it.
- 1214
- 01:03:28,805 --> 01:03:31,842
- All you care about
- is money and offers
- and how they treating you.
- 1215
- 01:03:31,877 --> 01:03:35,466
- You don't care about process,
- it's not art to you
- like it is for me, okay?
- 1216
- 01:03:35,501 --> 01:03:39,574
- Uh, what about that
- fucking kickstarter
- I donated 5,000 dollars to?
- 1217
- 01:03:39,608 --> 01:03:40,644
- What happened to that?
- 1218
- 01:03:40,678 --> 01:03:42,577
- TED: I, uh, donated twice that.
- 1219
- 01:03:42,611 --> 01:03:44,303
- RILEY: Again, process.
- 1220
- 01:03:44,337 --> 01:03:47,547
- [LAUGHING]Okay, well, let's not argue,
- all right?
- 1221
- 01:03:47,582 --> 01:03:50,550
- Yeah, I wouldn't want you
- to run to Studio City
- for three years,
- 1222
- 01:03:50,585 --> 01:03:52,345
- renting a weird porn house.
- 1223
- 01:03:52,380 --> 01:03:55,279
- Okay, I guess Dad's a very,
- very bad man.
- 1224
- 01:03:55,314 --> 01:03:57,488
- Riley, that kickstarter...
- 1225
- 01:03:57,523 --> 01:03:59,974
- Come on. What the hell was that?
- 1226
- 01:04:00,008 --> 01:04:03,356
- Like, for you to take a trip
- so you can get an idea
- 1227
- 01:04:03,391 --> 01:04:04,599
- to be inspired?
- 1228
- 01:04:04,633 --> 01:04:07,015
- It's so entitled.
- 1229
- 01:04:07,050 --> 01:04:08,879
- I'm sorry, but,
- 1230
- 01:04:08,914 --> 01:04:10,156
- it's gross.
- 1231
- 01:04:10,191 --> 01:04:14,022
- Well, why don't we all clasp
- our hands together, shall we?
- 1232
- 01:04:14,057 --> 01:04:16,093
- TED: Clara, your hand, please.
- 1233
- 01:04:16,128 --> 01:04:17,992
- [IN VICTORIAN ACCENT]
- Let us close thine eyes
- 1234
- 01:04:18,026 --> 01:04:21,167
- for we are about to make contact
- with Amelia.
- 1235
- 01:04:21,202 --> 01:04:23,307
- Adelia.Adelia.
- 1236
- 01:04:24,446 --> 01:04:26,586
- Joe, show me how
- you make a Moscow Mule?
- 1237
- 01:04:26,621 --> 01:04:29,106
- Oh, perfect, yes, Joe.
- 1238
- 01:04:29,141 --> 01:04:33,559
- Do make my wife another drink.
- That's exactly what
- she needs, I think.
- 1239
- 01:04:33,593 --> 01:04:35,699
- All right.TED: Moscow Mule, Joe.
- 1240
- 01:04:35,733 --> 01:04:38,667
- ♪ Joe and the Moscow Mules
- 1241
- 01:04:38,702 --> 01:04:42,326
- ♪ Take it away Joey
- 1242
- 01:04:42,361 --> 01:04:44,328
- What are you doing,
- Ms. Reynolds?
- 1243
- 01:04:44,363 --> 01:04:46,434
- ♪ You take it away now Joey...
- 1244
- 01:04:49,747 --> 01:04:53,268
- They're better in copper mugs,
- but, here you go.
- 1245
- 01:04:53,303 --> 01:04:55,961
- Joe, I'm not that picky.
- 1246
- 01:04:55,995 --> 01:04:58,101
- You know that about me by now.
- 1247
- 01:05:02,381 --> 01:05:03,382
- Mmm.
- 1248
- 01:05:06,281 --> 01:05:08,697
- Do you want anything to eat?
- 1249
- 01:05:08,732 --> 01:05:11,079
- They made brownies
- in the kitchen
- and they didn't eat them.
- 1250
- 01:05:15,152 --> 01:05:18,190
- Hey, why'd you
- lock 'em in the basement?
- 1251
- 01:05:18,224 --> 01:05:20,399
- Is that some kind of
- family inside joke?
- 1252
- 01:05:23,574 --> 01:05:24,575
- Hello?
- 1253
- 01:05:27,130 --> 01:05:29,304
- Jesus, God!
- 1254
- 01:05:29,339 --> 01:05:30,996
- These taste like shit.
- 1255
- 01:05:31,030 --> 01:05:33,170
- Riley cannot make brownies.
- 1256
- 01:05:33,205 --> 01:05:37,243
- Taste. I don't know
- if she used rotten eggs,
- or bad oil.
- 1257
- 01:05:37,278 --> 01:05:39,383
- I don't really know
- how they could be helped.
- 1258
- 01:05:40,177 --> 01:05:41,592
- You know.
- 1259
- 01:05:41,627 --> 01:05:43,146
- [WHISPERS] I worry
- about that kid.
- 1260
- 01:05:43,180 --> 01:05:45,148
- She's just...
- 1261
- 01:05:45,182 --> 01:05:47,667
- She just doesn't seem to...
- 1262
- 01:05:47,702 --> 01:05:52,086
- Oh. You okay?
- Here, use this
- as your barf bag. I'm sorry.
- 1263
- 01:05:52,120 --> 01:05:53,501
- [REGURGITATES] Sorry.
- 1264
- 01:06:01,681 --> 01:06:02,682
- [REGURGITATES]
- 1265
- 01:06:20,390 --> 01:06:21,632
- Hmm.
- 1266
- 01:06:30,607 --> 01:06:33,058
- If there's someone here with us,
- 1267
- 01:06:34,059 --> 01:06:36,199
- please make a noise.
- 1268
- 01:06:36,233 --> 01:06:37,614
- Any noise will do.
- 1269
- 01:06:39,788 --> 01:06:42,481
- Any noise you like, sugar tits.
- 1270
- 01:06:42,515 --> 01:06:44,069
- [BURPS]
- 1271
- 01:06:44,103 --> 01:06:47,210
- That's so tight, you can see
- her pussy from behind.
- 1272
- 01:06:47,244 --> 01:06:48,625
- Remember the Mel Gibson tape?
- 1273
- 01:06:48,659 --> 01:06:51,628
- Doh! No!That's a quote from
- What Women Want.
- 1274
- 01:06:51,662 --> 01:06:54,251
- Oh!Please, come on.
- Let's take this seriously.
- 1275
- 01:06:54,286 --> 01:06:57,806
- We're doing a seance down here.
- Now, come on.
- 1276
- 01:06:57,841 --> 01:06:59,774
- You want to be very quiet now.
- 1277
- 01:06:59,808 --> 01:07:02,397
- Let's see if the spirits
- will make a noise for us.
- 1278
- 01:07:04,261 --> 01:07:07,506
- [MAKES A FLATULENCE SOUND]
- What? Oh, God!
- 1279
- 01:07:07,540 --> 01:07:09,197
- Did you hear that?
- 1280
- 01:07:09,232 --> 01:07:10,543
- Something's with us.
- 1281
- 01:07:11,441 --> 01:07:12,718
- This sucks.
- 1282
- 01:07:12,752 --> 01:07:14,513
- Do you wanna try out my
- "At home" laser kit
- that Benny got me?
- 1283
- 01:07:14,547 --> 01:07:15,686
- I guess so.
- 1284
- 01:07:15,721 --> 01:07:17,481
- Well,
- 1285
- 01:07:17,516 --> 01:07:19,380
- I'll tell you this much.
- 1286
- 01:07:19,414 --> 01:07:22,383
- I'd love to have some of them
- brownies right about now.
- 1287
- 01:07:24,350 --> 01:07:25,420
- It's stuck.
- 1288
- 01:07:30,425 --> 01:07:32,013
- Okay.
- 1289
- 01:07:32,048 --> 01:07:38,813
- [IN DRACULA VOICE] Ooh,
- maybe the spirits in this room
- don't want us to get out.
- 1290
- 01:07:39,641 --> 01:07:41,091
- The door is stuck.
- 1291
- 01:07:43,714 --> 01:07:45,095
- No, it's not.
- 1292
- 01:07:47,684 --> 01:07:49,237
- Shit.
- 1293
- 01:07:49,272 --> 01:07:51,343
- It feels like it's latched
- from the other side.
- 1294
- 01:07:51,377 --> 01:07:53,655
- How the fuck did that happen?
- 1295
- 01:07:53,690 --> 01:07:55,692
- Which one of you brainiacs
- did that?
- 1296
- 01:07:56,727 --> 01:07:58,177
- TED: [MUFFLED] Clara!
- 1297
- 01:07:58,798 --> 01:07:59,937
- Clara!
- 1298
- 01:07:59,972 --> 01:08:02,319
- [ GEORGY GIRLPLAYING
- AT A LOWER TEMPO]
- 1299
- 01:08:32,280 --> 01:08:34,282
- Woah! Ah!
- 1300
- 01:08:34,317 --> 01:08:35,766
- [WHISPERING] I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry, Joe.
- 1301
- 01:08:35,801 --> 01:08:37,872
- I was excited. I'll calm down.
- 1302
- 01:08:39,529 --> 01:08:41,427
- Joe, here.
- 1303
- 01:08:45,949 --> 01:08:48,572
- [CHANDELIERS CHIMING]Oh, Joe.
- 1304
- 01:08:48,607 --> 01:08:51,334
- Look at that.
- Do you see that, Joe?
- 1305
- 01:08:51,368 --> 01:08:52,921
- Do you see that?
- 1306
- 01:08:53,922 --> 01:08:55,338
- I think I should go.
- 1307
- 01:08:55,821 --> 01:08:58,617
- Oh, Joe. Sweet Joe.
- 1308
- 01:08:58,651 --> 01:09:00,170
- Help me find my shoe.
- 1309
- 01:09:01,240 --> 01:09:02,552
- I'm sorry, Ms. Reynolds.
- 1310
- 01:09:04,312 --> 01:09:06,211
- Help me let them out then.
- 1311
- 01:09:06,245 --> 01:09:07,660
- That latch does stick.
- 1312
- 01:09:09,455 --> 01:09:11,250
- Okay, but then I wanna go home.Okay.
- 1313
- 01:09:14,495 --> 01:09:17,291
- [SPEAKING RUSSIAN]
- 1314
- 01:09:21,950 --> 01:09:24,263
- [LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
- 1315
- 01:09:24,298 --> 01:09:26,403
- Hey. I got an idea.
- 1316
- 01:09:26,438 --> 01:09:29,441
- Why don't we think
- of a funny Matt Byrne bit.
- 1317
- 01:09:31,512 --> 01:09:33,307
- Hey, do you guys
- remember the one
- 1318
- 01:09:33,341 --> 01:09:36,344
- where he accidentally puts
- his girlfriend's underpants on?
- 1319
- 01:09:36,379 --> 01:09:38,001
- And then he goes to a park.
- 1320
- 01:09:38,035 --> 01:09:40,417
- And then, he's in
- the men's room,
- 1321
- 01:09:40,452 --> 01:09:45,629
- and his boss sydelles up
- next to him and he sees
- the girl's underpants.
- 1322
- 01:09:45,664 --> 01:09:48,598
- [LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY]
- 1323
- 01:09:53,706 --> 01:09:55,536
- No, maybe, you wouldn't
- have been fired
- 1324
- 01:09:55,570 --> 01:09:59,919
- if you hadn't told the director
- the only reason she was hired
- was 'cause she's a woman.
- 1325
- 01:09:59,954 --> 01:10:02,819
- I never said "woman."
- I called her a little girl.
- 1326
- 01:10:02,853 --> 01:10:04,441
- She was, like, 25 years old.
- 1327
- 01:10:08,065 --> 01:10:09,964
- Is that why Benny said
- I was fired?
- 1328
- 01:10:24,047 --> 01:10:25,842
- In case we need it for the door.
- 1329
- 01:10:32,849 --> 01:10:36,611
- You have to respect women
- in this business and children.
- 1330
- 01:10:36,646 --> 01:10:38,544
- Especially when
- they're your own children.
- 1331
- 01:10:38,579 --> 01:10:40,995
- Oh! Lord!
- 1332
- 01:10:41,029 --> 01:10:42,962
- A pox your throat.
- 1333
- 01:10:42,997 --> 01:10:46,483
- You bowling, blasphemous,
- infamous fool.
- 1334
- 01:10:47,864 --> 01:10:51,385
- No more rent money
- for you this month, Missy.
- 1335
- 01:10:51,419 --> 01:10:55,354
- Maybe you gonna have
- to go out and work
- for a living for a change.
- 1336
- 01:10:55,389 --> 01:10:57,494
- That's really tragic
- considering your age,
- 1337
- 01:10:57,529 --> 01:10:59,496
- I mean, you're almost 30.
- 1338
- 01:10:59,531 --> 01:11:00,808
- You shouldn't be
- out there working,
- 1339
- 01:11:00,842 --> 01:11:04,536
- you should be swinging
- with the other children
- on the play set.
- 1340
- 01:11:04,570 --> 01:11:05,709
- Stupid baby.
- 1341
- 01:11:06,883 --> 01:11:08,264
- Oh, just shut up!
- 1342
- 01:11:10,852 --> 01:11:11,853
- Who said that?
- 1343
- 01:11:22,139 --> 01:11:23,313
- What are you doing?
- 1344
- 01:11:25,902 --> 01:11:27,421
- Mrs. Reynolds, what are you...
- Hey!
- 1345
- 01:11:27,731 --> 01:11:28,732
- No.
- 1346
- 01:11:29,008 --> 01:11:30,527
- No.
- 1347
- 01:11:30,562 --> 01:11:31,701
- What are you doing?
- 1348
- 01:11:32,529 --> 01:11:33,668
- What is going on?
- 1349
- 01:11:35,498 --> 01:11:36,809
- I didn't mean to.
- 1350
- 01:11:42,367 --> 01:11:44,334
- Joe, don't open the door.
- 1351
- 01:11:45,818 --> 01:11:48,096
- It's safer that way. Go home.
- 1352
- 01:11:48,131 --> 01:11:49,512
- I-I won't tell anyone.
- 1353
- 01:11:50,513 --> 01:11:51,652
- I just wanna go to bed.
- 1354
- 01:11:53,964 --> 01:11:56,001
- I'm sorry, I just thought
- I'd make a little cash.
- 1355
- 01:11:56,035 --> 01:11:57,347
- I didn't know
- it would be like this.
- 1356
- 01:11:58,555 --> 01:11:59,729
- I'd really...
- 1357
- 01:11:59,763 --> 01:12:00,937
- I do like you, Clara.
- 1358
- 01:12:00,971 --> 01:12:03,008
- I think you deserve
- love and respect.
- 1359
- 01:12:08,841 --> 01:12:10,118
- Are you all okay in there?
- 1360
- 01:12:10,602 --> 01:12:11,948
- Clara?
- 1361
- 01:12:11,982 --> 01:12:14,019
- Clara, the door's locked.
- 1362
- 01:12:14,053 --> 01:12:16,849
- TED: Could you help us out here,
- please sweetie?
- 1363
- 01:12:16,884 --> 01:12:19,473
- I'm worried.
- I let someone in the house.
- 1364
- 01:12:19,507 --> 01:12:21,164
- Unlock the fucking door, Mom.
- 1365
- 01:12:21,198 --> 01:12:22,579
- You're being a bitch.
- 1366
- 01:12:22,614 --> 01:12:24,616
- No, no, listen to me.
- 1367
- 01:12:25,444 --> 01:12:26,997
- She's inside me.
- 1368
- 01:12:27,653 --> 01:12:29,034
- And,
- 1369
- 01:12:29,068 --> 01:12:30,794
- she's sick.
- 1370
- 01:12:30,829 --> 01:12:32,520
- She's not well.
- 1371
- 01:12:32,555 --> 01:12:34,764
- JULIE: What?TED: Okay,
- 1372
- 01:12:34,798 --> 01:12:37,560
- ...very funny. You and Joe
- smoked a little wacky weed.
- 1373
- 01:12:37,594 --> 01:12:39,976
- That's fine. I'm not mad.
- Just open the door.
- 1374
- 01:12:40,977 --> 01:12:42,910
- I'll get help.TED: Okay.
- 1375
- 01:12:42,944 --> 01:12:44,083
- I'll get help.
- 1376
- 01:12:44,118 --> 01:12:45,982
- TED: Help to undo the door.
- 1377
- 01:12:46,016 --> 01:12:47,673
- Okay, thanks sweetie.
- 1378
- 01:12:47,708 --> 01:12:49,986
- Um, do me a favor,
- don't get Mr. Montalto.
- 1379
- 01:12:50,020 --> 01:12:51,919
- Can't deal with
- that prick right now.
- 1380
- 01:13:22,501 --> 01:13:24,917
- Okay, well...
- 1381
- 01:13:24,952 --> 01:13:28,921
- I didn't wanna ruin this door
- but looks like I have no choice.
- 1382
- 01:13:28,956 --> 01:13:30,578
- It's okay, girls. Yeah.
- 1383
- 01:13:30,613 --> 01:13:32,477
- You can just stay where you are.
- Don't worry.
- 1384
- 01:13:33,029 --> 01:13:34,133
- I got this.
- 1385
- 01:13:36,066 --> 01:13:37,689
- [TED SCREAMING]
- 1386
- 01:13:39,587 --> 01:13:41,727
- Ow! Oh!
- 1387
- 01:13:45,662 --> 01:13:46,939
- You're welcome, girls.
- 1388
- 01:13:48,113 --> 01:13:49,494
- You're welcome.
- 1389
- 01:13:50,978 --> 01:13:51,979
- RILEY: Mom!
- 1390
- 01:13:52,566 --> 01:13:53,912
- What the fuck.
- 1391
- 01:13:53,946 --> 01:13:54,947
- Where is she?
- 1392
- 01:13:58,503 --> 01:14:00,746
- Hello? Mom.
- 1393
- 01:14:03,266 --> 01:14:04,716
- Ugh!
- 1394
- 01:14:09,168 --> 01:14:10,791
- Oh, my God!
- 1395
- 01:14:12,655 --> 01:14:14,864
- My wedding is in nice weeks.
- 1396
- 01:14:18,246 --> 01:14:20,973
- TED: Sometimes that shark,
- he looks right at ya.
- 1397
- 01:14:21,008 --> 01:14:22,975
- Right in your eyes.
- 1398
- 01:14:23,010 --> 01:14:26,703
- The thing about a shark's eyes,
- is the lifeless eyes.
- 1399
- 01:14:26,738 --> 01:14:29,257
- Black, doll's eyes.
- 1400
- 01:14:29,292 --> 01:14:30,845
- I think I just saw a coyote.
- 1401
- 01:14:30,880 --> 01:14:32,744
- TED: And then he comes at you.
- 1402
- 01:14:32,778 --> 01:14:34,608
- Doesn't even seem to be living.
- 1403
- 01:14:35,816 --> 01:14:37,645
- Till he bites you.
- 1404
- 01:14:37,680 --> 01:14:39,267
- TED: Oh, and then
- those black eyes...
- 1405
- 01:14:39,302 --> 01:14:41,269
- Mom hasn't done shit
- to clean up her office.
- 1406
- 01:14:41,304 --> 01:14:43,306
- Benny's gonna be so mad at me.
- 1407
- 01:14:43,340 --> 01:14:45,653
- Why are we out here?We needed air.
- 1408
- 01:14:45,688 --> 01:14:47,275
- The ocean turns red.
- 1409
- 01:14:47,310 --> 01:14:51,072
- You hear that horrible,
- high-pitched screaming...
- 1410
- 01:14:51,107 --> 01:14:54,041
- Do you remember that
- Daddy Yankee song Gasolina
- 1411
- 01:14:54,075 --> 01:14:56,112
- that we loved so much
- in high school?
- 1412
- 01:14:56,940 --> 01:14:57,941
- Yeah.
- 1413
- 01:14:59,046 --> 01:15:00,875
- Benny doesn't even remember it.
- 1414
- 01:15:00,910 --> 01:15:02,774
- 'Cause he was 40
- when it came out.
- 1415
- 01:15:04,085 --> 01:15:06,536
- It's okay.
- It's not the best song.
- 1416
- 01:15:07,710 --> 01:15:09,228
- [MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY]
- 1417
- 01:15:09,263 --> 01:15:10,816
- [CREAKING]
- 1418
- 01:15:12,853 --> 01:15:16,684
- RILEY: Probably up there,
- burrowing in her receipts.
- 1419
- 01:15:16,719 --> 01:15:19,722
- Julie, will you please do
- that show in Brooklyn with me?
- 1420
- 01:15:19,756 --> 01:15:22,345
- I know it's embarrassing,
- but it could be really fun,
- 1421
- 01:15:22,379 --> 01:15:25,797
- and I could really use
- the money right now, honestly.
- 1422
- 01:15:25,831 --> 01:15:27,108
- Riley,
- 1423
- 01:15:27,143 --> 01:15:30,629
- you have to learn
- to say no to things
- that you don't wanna do.
- 1424
- 01:15:30,664 --> 01:15:32,631
- That's how you get the things
- that you do want.
- 1425
- 01:15:32,666 --> 01:15:34,944
- Okay, but I'm not
- in the same boat as you.
- 1426
- 01:15:34,978 --> 01:15:37,222
- I can't just say no
- because I don't want it.Sorry.
- 1427
- 01:15:37,256 --> 01:15:39,086
- It's too embarrassing, okay?
- 1428
- 01:15:39,120 --> 01:15:40,708
- You gotta let go
- of the Sweet Sisters.
- 1429
- 01:15:40,743 --> 01:15:42,745
- Uh, "Let it go," yeah, I have.[TED MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY]
- 1430
- 01:15:42,779 --> 01:15:45,817
- I've tried. I've tried to forget
- it ever happened.
- 1431
- 01:15:45,851 --> 01:15:48,026
- It did nothing good for me.Or me.
- 1432
- 01:15:48,060 --> 01:15:50,028
- Yeah, but you managed
- to work afterwards,
- 1433
- 01:15:50,062 --> 01:15:51,754
- whereas, I, yeah, I have to do
- 1434
- 01:15:51,788 --> 01:15:54,032
- the, "Look what she
- looks like now" shit
- over and over.
- 1435
- 01:15:54,066 --> 01:15:57,242
- And yeah, I don't like it.
- It's depressing.
- It's not all I have.
- 1436
- 01:15:57,276 --> 01:15:58,623
- JULIE: Riley!
- 1437
- 01:15:58,657 --> 01:15:59,658
- [POT FALLS AND BREAKS]
- 1438
- 01:16:01,004 --> 01:16:02,178
- Oh, my God.
- 1439
- 01:16:02,212 --> 01:16:03,593
- TED: Are you all right?
- 1440
- 01:16:04,767 --> 01:16:07,010
- I-I think so.Wow.
- 1441
- 01:16:07,045 --> 01:16:08,287
- What happened?
- 1442
- 01:16:08,322 --> 01:16:11,359
- The flower pot
- almost fell on Riley.
- 1443
- 01:16:11,394 --> 01:16:14,673
- Uh, what's with
- the knife there, Lorena Bobbitt.
- 1444
- 01:16:14,708 --> 01:16:17,089
- I was cutting watermelon
- with Joe,
- 1445
- 01:16:17,124 --> 01:16:18,919
- and he had to go home.
- 1446
- 01:16:19,816 --> 01:16:21,059
- You're high.
- 1447
- 01:16:21,093 --> 01:16:22,267
- She's totally high, right?
- 1448
- 01:16:23,855 --> 01:16:26,720
- Julie, what happened
- to your face?
- 1449
- 01:16:27,962 --> 01:16:29,895
- W-What do you mean?
- 1450
- 01:16:29,930 --> 01:16:31,828
- It's not your face anymore.
- 1451
- 01:16:31,863 --> 01:16:32,795
- It's been butchered.
- 1452
- 01:16:34,210 --> 01:16:37,178
- You've paid doctors
- to slice up your face,
- 1453
- 01:16:37,213 --> 01:16:39,215
- and it doesn't look good, honey.
- 1454
- 01:16:39,249 --> 01:16:42,252
- It looks bad. It's one
- of those fake faces.
- 1455
- 01:16:42,287 --> 01:16:44,427
- That's what you have now,
- is a fake face.
- 1456
- 01:16:44,461 --> 01:16:47,154
- Okay, you know,
- I think maybe we've had
- a little too much to drink.
- 1457
- 01:16:47,188 --> 01:16:50,778
- And your lips.
- Whose lips are those?
- 1458
- 01:16:50,813 --> 01:16:53,954
- Who do they belong to?
- They're not your lips.
- 1459
- 01:16:53,988 --> 01:16:56,888
- Come into this world
- with a beautiful face,
- 1460
- 01:16:58,268 --> 01:17:00,408
- and you wanna slice it all up.
- 1461
- 01:17:01,409 --> 01:17:03,998
- Who do you belong to?
- 1462
- 01:17:04,033 --> 01:17:06,069
- Okay, all right, this is...
- That's enough of this.
- 1463
- 01:17:06,104 --> 01:17:08,727
- Let me have it.
- Let me have the knife.Get off of me.
- 1464
- 01:17:08,762 --> 01:17:10,384
- Let...[CLARA MUMBLING]
- 1465
- 01:17:10,418 --> 01:17:13,180
- Jesus.And you. You're the
- worst of them.
- 1466
- 01:17:13,214 --> 01:17:14,871
- How?You know me.
- 1467
- 01:17:15,458 --> 01:17:16,804
- You knew me.
- 1468
- 01:17:17,874 --> 01:17:19,117
- Girls.
- 1469
- 01:17:19,151 --> 01:17:21,464
- I think your mom
- needs a little water.
- 1470
- 01:17:21,498 --> 01:17:24,294
- TED: Let's, let's get mom
- some water. Will you? Please?
- 1471
- 01:17:28,057 --> 01:17:29,679
- Honey. Honey.
- 1472
- 01:17:29,714 --> 01:17:32,440
- Here, sit down. Just sit down.
- 1473
- 01:17:34,891 --> 01:17:37,445
- So, what's uh,
- what's going on with you?
- 1474
- 01:17:38,205 --> 01:17:39,378
- I mean,
- 1475
- 01:17:39,413 --> 01:17:40,966
- everything's gonna be okay.
- 1476
- 01:17:41,001 --> 01:17:43,175
- We'll sober up. We always do.
- 1477
- 01:17:43,831 --> 01:17:45,039
- Sort of.
- 1478
- 01:17:45,074 --> 01:17:48,284
- And you're wrong.
- I do know you, honey.
- 1479
- 01:17:48,318 --> 01:17:49,734
- I still know you.
- 1480
- 01:17:51,770 --> 01:17:53,358
- I'm no one.
- 1481
- 01:17:54,324 --> 01:17:56,810
- I'm no one to you anymore.
- 1482
- 01:17:56,844 --> 01:17:58,259
- You can't even see me.
- 1483
- 01:17:59,398 --> 01:18:00,399
- Okay.
- 1484
- 01:18:01,469 --> 01:18:03,471
- JULIE: Ollie!What the hell is that?
- 1485
- 01:18:06,509 --> 01:18:09,892
- What? What was that?
- What the hell was that?
- 1486
- 01:18:09,926 --> 01:18:12,342
- We just found him
- eating brownies.
- 1487
- 01:18:12,377 --> 01:18:13,930
- Why the hell would you
- give him brownies?
- 1488
- 01:18:13,965 --> 01:18:15,207
- You know they're not
- good for him.
- 1489
- 01:18:15,242 --> 01:18:18,072
- We didn't!Mom must have, or Joe.
- 1490
- 01:18:18,107 --> 01:18:19,384
- Where the fuck is Mom?
- 1491
- 01:18:19,418 --> 01:18:21,489
- She's on the porch.
- Clara.
- 1492
- 01:18:21,524 --> 01:18:23,906
- Clara, you better come in here.
- 1493
- 01:18:23,940 --> 01:18:26,805
- JULIE: Who did this to you?
- 1494
- 01:18:26,840 --> 01:18:28,255
- JULIE: Oh, boy.Clara!
- 1495
- 01:18:28,289 --> 01:18:30,429
- Shit, I'll go get her.
- 1496
- 01:18:30,464 --> 01:18:32,846
- Oh, boy, you can't die.
- It's his birthday.
- 1497
- 01:18:33,294 --> 01:18:34,779
- TED: Clara.
- 1498
- 01:18:36,539 --> 01:18:37,920
- Clara, did you...
- 1499
- 01:18:38,921 --> 01:18:40,094
- Oh, fuck.
- 1500
- 01:18:40,577 --> 01:18:41,820
- [GIRLS CRYING]
- 1501
- 01:18:41,855 --> 01:18:43,339
- Okay, did she come back in here?
- 1502
- 01:18:43,373 --> 01:18:46,066
- No. Mom, Ollie is gonna die!
- 1503
- 01:18:46,100 --> 01:18:48,551
- Riley, here,
- put Ollie in the car.
- 1504
- 01:18:48,585 --> 01:18:50,518
- Julie, come with me,
- we're gonna find mom.
- 1505
- 01:18:50,553 --> 01:18:51,761
- Okay.
- 1506
- 01:18:53,452 --> 01:18:54,937
- Clara.
- 1507
- 01:18:54,971 --> 01:18:56,179
- [RILEY CRYING]
- 1508
- 01:19:01,391 --> 01:19:02,496
- TED: Clara.
- 1509
- 01:19:08,364 --> 01:19:10,193
- JULIE: Mom.
- 1510
- 01:19:10,228 --> 01:19:11,954
- TED: Clara, come on.
- 1511
- 01:19:11,988 --> 01:19:12,989
- JULIE: Where are you?
- 1512
- 01:19:15,543 --> 01:19:18,236
- JULIE: Mom! This isn't okay!
- 1513
- 01:19:18,270 --> 01:19:19,306
- TED: Clara.
- 1514
- 01:19:19,340 --> 01:19:20,376
- [CAR HORN BLARING]
- 1515
- 01:19:20,410 --> 01:19:21,549
- TED: Clar...
- 1516
- 01:19:22,378 --> 01:19:23,897
- [TED SIGHS]
- 1517
- 01:19:26,002 --> 01:19:27,176
- And she's gone.
- 1518
- 01:19:28,453 --> 01:19:31,076
- [DOGS BARKING]
- 1519
- 01:19:34,010 --> 01:19:37,842
- [HUMMING]
- 1520
- 01:19:40,258 --> 01:19:41,259
- What the hell is that?
- 1521
- 01:19:42,432 --> 01:19:44,400
- It's a bunny.
- 1522
- 01:19:44,434 --> 01:19:48,197
- [SIGHS] They said
- to give it 24 hours.
- 1523
- 01:19:48,231 --> 01:19:50,820
- I'm scared. She's so trashed.
- 1524
- 01:19:50,855 --> 01:19:53,305
- I've got a killer hemorrhoid
- going on.
- 1525
- 01:19:53,340 --> 01:19:55,169
- I hope they have
- something here for me.
- 1526
- 01:19:55,204 --> 01:19:57,827
- JULIE: I'm worried about
- where Mom is.
- 1527
- 01:19:57,862 --> 01:20:00,071
- Why?Because we can't find Mom.
- 1528
- 01:20:00,105 --> 01:20:02,798
- We can. True, true.
- 1529
- 01:20:03,281 --> 01:20:04,282
- Okay.
- 1530
- 01:20:05,524 --> 01:20:07,457
- Where's Clara?
- 1531
- 01:20:07,492 --> 01:20:09,287
- We don't know right now.
- 1532
- 01:20:09,563 --> 01:20:10,564
- Um...
- 1533
- 01:20:11,979 --> 01:20:15,396
- Okay, well, Ollie is very weak.
- 1534
- 01:20:15,431 --> 01:20:17,364
- We've been pumping his stomach,
- 1535
- 01:20:17,398 --> 01:20:19,090
- but he's not breathing too well.
- 1536
- 01:20:20,574 --> 01:20:22,541
- You should call Clara, Ted.
- 1537
- 01:20:23,473 --> 01:20:24,992
- Hey, Ted.
- 1538
- 01:20:25,027 --> 01:20:26,097
- Mmm.
- 1539
- 01:20:26,131 --> 01:20:28,582
- What the... You guys,
- he ingested a lot of chocolate
- 1540
- 01:20:28,616 --> 01:20:29,652
- and he already has a bad heart.
- 1541
- 01:20:29,686 --> 01:20:31,136
- How did this happen?
- 1542
- 01:20:31,171 --> 01:20:33,863
- Someone left a plate
- of brownies on the floor.
- 1543
- 01:20:35,037 --> 01:20:36,038
- Who did that?
- 1544
- 01:20:37,211 --> 01:20:38,247
- We don't know.
- 1545
- 01:20:39,213 --> 01:20:42,182
- [CELL PHONE VIBRATING]
- 1546
- 01:20:42,561 --> 01:20:43,562
- Hello?
- 1547
- 01:20:44,978 --> 01:20:47,325
- Oh, okay, great.
- 1548
- 01:20:47,359 --> 01:20:49,396
- There's a drunk lady
- at the police station.
- 1549
- 01:20:50,431 --> 01:20:51,881
- Clara. [LAUGHING]
- 1550
- 01:20:51,916 --> 01:20:53,952
- Um, can I call you a cab?
- 1551
- 01:20:53,987 --> 01:20:55,333
- Thank you so much.
- 1552
- 01:20:55,367 --> 01:20:56,541
- Can I have my magazine?
- 1553
- 01:21:04,445 --> 01:21:07,310
- You can sit right here,
- you're ex-wife...
- 1554
- 01:21:09,209 --> 01:21:10,451
- Right here.
- 1555
- 01:21:17,631 --> 01:21:20,634
- Fuck you! Fucking morons.
- 1556
- 01:21:20,668 --> 01:21:23,395
- Look, want a show?
- 1557
- 01:21:23,430 --> 01:21:25,432
- Fucking perverted.
- 1558
- 01:21:25,466 --> 01:21:28,124
- [LADY SCREAMING]
- 1559
- 01:21:28,159 --> 01:21:31,162
- Get out,
- fucking the dicks, shits.
- 1560
- 01:21:32,404 --> 01:21:35,338
- She's lovely, but uh,
- 1561
- 01:21:35,373 --> 01:21:36,961
- that's not Clara.
- 1562
- 01:21:36,995 --> 01:21:38,479
- Mom never wears jean shorts.
- 1563
- 01:21:38,514 --> 01:21:40,102
- It's kinda sad.
- 1564
- 01:21:40,136 --> 01:21:43,622
- I'd love to see her
- in some sexy denim cutoffs.
- 1565
- 01:21:43,657 --> 01:21:46,315
- Okay, thank you, Julie.
- 1566
- 01:21:46,349 --> 01:21:49,318
- [INSECTS CHIRPING]
- 1567
- 01:21:49,352 --> 01:21:52,597
- [COYOTE HOWLING]
- 1568
- 01:21:54,564 --> 01:21:59,224
- [COYOTES HOWLING]
- 1569
- 01:22:02,434 --> 01:22:06,507
- [COYOTES HOWLING]
- 1570
- 01:22:37,262 --> 01:22:38,608
- RILEY: Mom!
- 1571
- 01:22:38,643 --> 01:22:39,713
- Clara!
- 1572
- 01:22:40,127 --> 01:22:41,542
- Mom!
- 1573
- 01:22:41,577 --> 01:22:44,269
- What are some of Mom's hotspots?
- 1574
- 01:22:44,304 --> 01:22:46,685
- Oh, come on, honey, you know
- we never leave this place.
- 1575
- 01:22:47,617 --> 01:22:49,654
- Home Depot.What?
- 1576
- 01:22:49,688 --> 01:22:52,070
- All the men there
- have boners for Mom.
- 1577
- 01:22:52,105 --> 01:22:54,279
- Ugh, please.JULIE: I bet it's true.
- 1578
- 01:22:54,314 --> 01:22:55,729
- What about the coyotes?
- 1579
- 01:22:58,697 --> 01:23:01,114
- [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
- 1580
- 01:23:10,709 --> 01:23:12,090
- It's Mom's.
- 1581
- 01:23:12,815 --> 01:23:14,161
- Mom's shirt.
- 1582
- 01:23:18,614 --> 01:23:20,271
- It's got blood on it.
- 1583
- 01:23:24,689 --> 01:23:26,794
- Dad, do something.
- 1584
- 01:23:29,383 --> 01:23:31,109
- Okay, girls.
- 1585
- 01:23:31,144 --> 01:23:33,525
- I want you to go back
- to the house now.
- 1586
- 01:23:33,560 --> 01:23:35,493
- We'll pick up Ollie and,
- 1587
- 01:23:35,527 --> 01:23:36,839
- we'll find Mom.
- 1588
- 01:23:36,873 --> 01:23:38,151
- We'll figure this out.
- 1589
- 01:23:39,876 --> 01:23:41,602
- JULIE: Oh.RILEY: Oh.
- 1590
- 01:23:50,128 --> 01:23:52,579
- No, we found her bloody shirt.
- 1591
- 01:23:52,613 --> 01:23:54,236
- Yeah, it's bloody.
- 1592
- 01:23:54,270 --> 01:23:55,616
- And there are coyotes.
- 1593
- 01:23:55,651 --> 01:23:57,377
- Oh, Mom, Mom!
- 1594
- 01:23:58,309 --> 01:23:59,241
- [CELL PHONE VIBRATING]
- 1595
- 01:23:59,275 --> 01:24:02,244
- It's her phone.
- I'm gonna call you back.
- 1596
- 01:24:02,278 --> 01:24:03,314
- [CELL PHONE CONTINUES
- TO VIBRATE]
- 1597
- 01:24:04,867 --> 01:24:06,662
- Hello?
- 1598
- 01:24:06,696 --> 01:24:10,355
- Hi there, this is
- Richard Gardner of the
- Gardner Family Wine company.
- 1599
- 01:24:10,390 --> 01:24:13,117
- We received your very kind
- and thoughtful message,
- 1600
- 01:24:13,151 --> 01:24:15,636
- uh, Clara and wanted
- to reach out directly
- 1601
- 01:24:15,671 --> 01:24:18,501
- and answer your question about our unique fruity flavor
- 1602
- 01:24:18,536 --> 01:24:21,366
- but, also just thank you
- for calling in.
- 1603
- 01:24:21,401 --> 01:24:22,678
- It was just really nice.
- 1604
- 01:24:23,782 --> 01:24:25,370
- You're welcome.
- 1605
- 01:24:50,947 --> 01:24:54,675
- So, an officer is gonna
- meet us by the stone wall.
- 1606
- 01:24:54,710 --> 01:24:56,263
- Still no word from Joe?
- 1607
- 01:24:57,195 --> 01:24:58,783
- He ruined everything.
- 1608
- 01:24:58,817 --> 01:25:01,510
- You should not get your weed
- from him anymore, Ri.
- 1609
- 01:25:53,596 --> 01:25:54,908
- TED: Clara.
- 1610
- 01:25:56,565 --> 01:25:57,945
- Clara.
- 1611
- 01:25:59,533 --> 01:26:00,707
- It's okay.
- 1612
- 01:26:10,648 --> 01:26:12,167
- Come here, come on.
- 1613
- 01:26:32,601 --> 01:26:34,465
- Come on, honey. Come here.
- 1614
- 01:28:01,483 --> 01:28:03,381
- You know, it was cold out there.
- 1615
- 01:28:03,933 --> 01:28:04,934
- I bet.
- 1616
- 01:28:05,659 --> 01:28:06,660
- But it felt good?
- 1617
- 01:28:08,075 --> 01:28:10,457
- I thought I was gonna have
- a panic attack.
- 1618
- 01:28:10,492 --> 01:28:11,872
- Yeah, I'm hung over already.
- 1619
- 01:28:11,907 --> 01:28:13,426
- JULIE: So is Ollie.
- 1620
- 01:28:17,361 --> 01:28:18,983
- They were in your closet
- this whole time.
- 1621
- 01:28:19,673 --> 01:28:20,674
- I know.
- 1622
- 01:28:25,714 --> 01:28:27,612
- He's the best of all of us.
- 1623
- 01:28:30,857 --> 01:28:34,032
- Hey, Mom, you didn't give
- Ollie brownies, did you?
- 1624
- 01:28:34,067 --> 01:28:35,793
- No, of course not.
- 1625
- 01:28:35,827 --> 01:28:37,864
- JULIE: It must have
- been Poo-poo.
- 1626
- 01:28:37,898 --> 01:28:39,417
- So fucked up.
- 1627
- 01:29:01,094 --> 01:29:04,580
- Oh, you get in here, girl.
- 1628
- 01:29:04,615 --> 01:29:05,926
- Come on, now.
- 1629
- 01:29:06,686 --> 01:29:08,377
- Park her right in there.
- 1630
- 01:29:11,000 --> 01:29:12,761
- You know, Clara,
- 1631
- 01:29:13,727 --> 01:29:16,420
- if this was a cry for attention,
- 1632
- 01:29:17,835 --> 01:29:19,733
- we should have picked
- a busier town.
- 1633
- 01:29:19,768 --> 01:29:22,046
- Old Lyme falls asleep
- by 9:00 p.m.
- 1634
- 01:29:23,772 --> 01:29:25,463
- JULIE: Good night, family.
- 1635
- 01:29:25,498 --> 01:29:26,844
- Love you.
- 1636
- 01:29:26,878 --> 01:29:28,742
- RILEY: Good night, love you.
- 1637
- 01:29:28,777 --> 01:29:29,847
- Love you, girls.
- 1638
- 01:29:29,881 --> 01:29:31,573
- Sleep well.
- 1639
- 01:29:34,610 --> 01:29:35,784
- [WHISPERS] I love you.
- 1640
- 01:30:08,541 --> 01:30:09,990
- ADELIA: [WHISPERS] Clara.
- 1641
- 01:30:19,206 --> 01:30:22,140
- [ GEORGY GIRLPLAYING]
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