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  1. /*Script to TTT Machinima - Jo The Shmo
  2.  
  3.  
  4. Treats the gamemode as if it's an event on TV, with sportscasters providing "humorous" commentary.
  5. As if it was being played on Alter's TTT server, but will be filmed on my server (steamcommunity.com/groups/jossexyserver).
  6.  
  7.  
  8. Characters:
  9. Announcers - I want at least one who talks like Leonard/Milo, but I don't know how I fell about 2 people like that. Maybe someone more like Jossi for the second one.
  10. Admins - will be voiced by as many real server admins as I can get to provide me with a voice clip of them saying "WAS THAT RDM?"
  11. Traitor #1 - Anyone, really
  12. Traitor #2 - I was going for someone who kinda fucks around like Jin does (POSSIBLY ORKIN)
  13. Traitor #3 - Someone like Verg who just owns everyone with a HUGE
  14. Player #1 - New/unknown player (You can use a different name)
  15. Player #2 - Also someone like Jin...
  16. Player #3 - A girl. Sorry anyone who wanted to be detective besides Alters or Vekk...
  17. Player #4 - Either an unknown player, or someone who wants to be a douche in the video
  18. Player #5 - Algonquin? Please?
  19. Player #6 - Doesn't really matter yet, but might actually get a line later on
  20. Player #7 - Someone who camps? Kinda like Player #4
  21.  
  22.  
  23. [Takes place on dm_island17 with a server of 16/16 players]
  24.  
  25.  
  26. Announcer #1: And the round has begun!
  27. Announcer #2: There are 3 traitors this round, [TRAITOR #1], [TRAITOR #2], and [TRAITOR #3]. What a dream-team!
  28. Announcer #1: Don't you mean nightmare?
  29. Announcer #2: No.          The detective is the lovely [GIRL PLAYER #3]!
  30. Announcer #1: Not only will there be the usual crowd around the detective, but an extra few players will follow her because of her gender!
  31. Announcer #2: Either way, she will attract bullets like I attract the ladies.
  32. Announcer #1: Err... more like the flies... Alright, let's see what these traitors are up to!
  33. Announcer #2: Looks like [TRAITOR #1] is already buying his first item: a knife. I wonder what he has planned for--
  34.  
  35. [Traitor one is shot with a shotgun by Player #1 standing near him who then IDs his body as a traitor]
  36.  
  37. Both Announcers: Ohhh, Man!
  38. Announcer #1: Was that RDM?
  39. Announcer #2: Yeah, looks like it- Oh! And here comes the admin team to deal with this guy.
  40. Announcer #1: Looks like [TRAITOR #1]'s pretty mad... I wonder waht those admins have in store for the RDMer.
  41.  
  42. [Admins (Combine police) keep questioning him; "WAS THAT RDM?" "WHY DID YOU SHOOT HIM" "RDM?!"]
  43.  
  44. Player #1: Well he was a traitor, wasn't he?
  45.  
  46. [Admins ban him as his ragdoll goes flying into the sky]
  47.  
  48. Announcer #1: Ohhh, that's gotta hurt!
  49. Announcer #2: It's down to 2 traitors and 12 players already! What a match!
  50. Announcer #1: Let's see what [TRAITOR #2] is up to...
  51.  
  52. [Watching Traitor #2 plant a C4 way offshore in a place where it will likely score no kills]
  53.  
  54. Announcer #2: Looks like he's planting a C4... In the water! What a terrible move!
  55. Announcer #1: Eh, I don't know, maybe he has some tricks up his sleeve.
  56. Announcer #2: Or maybe he just isn't the brightest traitor in the... What do you call a group of terrorists?
  57. Announcer #1: I'm as clueless as [TRAITOR #2]. Well he's left the C4 with 45 second on it and-- What's this?!
  58. Announcer #2: Looks like [PLAYER #2] is taking a stroll on the beach... DIRECTLY TOWARD THE C4!
  59. Announcer #1: [TRAITOR #2] sure is lucky.
  60.  
  61. [Player #2 walks crounching and crowbarring the ground up to the C4 underwater, slowly looks up. Cut to shot of his ragdoll flying up into the air]
  62.  
  63. Announcer #1: I can't believe he scored a kill off of that thing! Well that leaves 11 innocents left.
  64. Announcer #2: Let's check on [TRAITOR #3] up in the tower.
  65. Announcer #1: Looks like he bought a knife, and with that HUGE, you know he's DYING to go on a rampage down the tower stairs.
  66. Announcer #2: And just in time! A group of players following the detective, [Player #3] is just arriving up the stairs!
  67.  
  68. [Traitor #3 throws his knife at the detective and starts shooting his way down the tower]
  69.  
  70. Announcer #1: And there goes the knife! He's off like a bullet!
  71. Announcer #2: Now you see the trick here is to rack up as many kills as possible before anyone has a chance to identify and shoot at you.
  72. Announcer #1: And it looks like [TRAITOR #3] is doing a good job at it, too! Ohh, but he missed an innocent behind him. This round is over for him--
  73. Announcer #2: Wait a minute, is that Simon?!
  74.  
  75. [Simon is walking behind Traitor #3 doing nothing about him killing 4 innoncents, but instead just asking questions on his mic]
  76.  
  77. Announcer #1: Why yes, yes it is! And he's just standing there!
  78. Announcer #2: I don't think he even has a clue as to what's going on here!
  79. Announcer #1: Wait! He's steadying his gun... He knows what he's doing...
  80. Announcer #2: This could be the end of the line for [TRAITOR #3].
  81.  
  82. [Simon shoots and kills the traitor, to be killed by a group of 3 innocents a few seconds later]
  83.  
  84. Announcer #1: And he's done it! He's killed the traitor! The game is at a close 1 traitor to 7 innocents now.
  85. Announcer #2: Looks like the crowd will trust him from now on-- Wait a minute, are they going to kill him?
  86. Announcer #1: Why yes! Make that 6 innocents! That group of 3 innocents must have used Simon's kill as an excuse to shut him up! What has this game come to?....
  87. Announcer #2: I don't know, [ANNOUNCER #1], I don't know...
  88. Announcer #1: Well [TRAITOR #2] seems to know, look at him now on the beach with a rifle!
  89. Announcer #2: He's going to snipe that poor AFK bastard, [PLAYER #3]
  90.  
  91. [Traitor #2 snipes him in one shot]
  92.  
  93. Announcer #1: Ohh, he dropped like Darkest's internet connection!
  94. (Announcer #2: What?)
  95. Announcer #1: Well there are only 5 innocents left.
  96. Announcer #2: I think that's about to change... check out the tower!
  97.  
  98. [2 innocents standing on railing, Player #4 with a crowbar about to push them]
  99.  
  100. Announcer #1: What a douche move by [PLAYER #4]!
  101.  
  102. [Pushes Player #5 and Player #6]
  103.  
  104. Player #5: OH WHAT THE FU-- (In an Algonquin-esque manner)
  105. Announcer #2: Does he even know the karma system exists?
  106. Announcer #1: I doubt he knows the RULES even exist.
  107. Announcer #2: Well that leaves it at 1 to 3. If this traitor has any clue, he should know that he's lucky to be this close to winning.
  108. Annoucner #1: After that C4 stunt he pulled, I wouldn't count on it.
  109. Announcer #2: I don't think there's going to be much action for a while though, looks like we've got ourselves a camper!
  110.  
  111. [Player #7 is camping in one of the houses, and warning people not to come close]
  112.  
  113. Announcer #1: And look, [PLAYER #4] is coming dangerously close to his hideout!
  114. Player #7: Hey get out of here!
  115. Player #4: No I don't wanna leave--
  116. Player #7: I'm warning you, shooting in 5, 4, 3--
  117.  
  118. [Player #7 shoots Player #4 early and starts to leave]
  119.  
  120. Announcer #1: There are only 2 innocents left!
  121. Announcer #2: At this point, I'm just glad [PLAYER #4] died, what with all that RDM he did earlier...
  122.  
  123. [Player #7 approaches a health pack that he will have to drop a few feet to get to]
  124.  
  125. Announcer #1: Looks like he's going for that health pack. At just 69--
  126. Announcer #2: Heehee!
  127. Announcer #1 --health, I would go for some health too--
  128.  
  129. [Player #7 drops to get the health, but somehow dies of fall damage]
  130.  
  131. Announcer #2: WHAT IN THE WORLD?
  132. Announcer #1: And [PLAYER #7] has somehow died of fall damage! This game is getting worse and worse...
  133. Announcer #2: At just one versus one, this game has somehow managed to turn out hopeful for the traitors!
  134.  
  135. [Traitor #2 starts to approach Player #8]
  136.  
  137. Announcer #1: He already has a knife, and since [PLAYER #8] is the last guy left, I'm predicting he buys some armour.
  138.  
  139. [Traitor #2 buys a disguiser]
  140.  
  141. Announcer #2: I did NOT see that move coming! A disguiser is the worst possible move right now.
  142. Announcer #1: Maybe he has his reasons...
  143. Announcer #2: I doubt it.
  144.  
  145. [The 2 players meet together, and nothing happens]
  146.  
  147. Announcer #1: I'm trying to see what his tactics are here...
  148. Announcer #2: What tactics?
  149. Player #8: Heeeeyyy... Am I the last one left? I am, aren't I...
  150. Announcer #2: The tension is building!
  151. Traitor #2: RAAAAAAAA!
  152.  
  153. [Traitor #2 takes out his knife, and throws it. By the time Player #8 reacts, the knife is airborn, but he manages to headshot Traitor #2 right as he dies]
  154.  
  155. Announcer #1: AND THAT'S IT! THE GAME IS OVER!
  156. Announcer #2: Who won?! I don't even know who won!
  157. Announcer #1: This is the first ever recorded tie in the history of Terrorist Town!
  158. Announcer #2: How did that even happen?!
  159.  
  160. */
  161. *ATTN: I DUNNO HOW TO END THIS*
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