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My Witch gf's Gun - Cascadia Anon

Jan 24th, 2019
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  1. >Be me
  2. >Have girlfriend who is also a witch
  3. >She's one of the saner ones, more into healing magic and illusion magic
  4. >At least that I know of
  5. >Walking back to car after going out to dinner
  6. >Fantasy niggers come out of alley
  7. >6 of them
  8. >shit.gif
  9. >I have a .45 and a wondernine, neither really good for orcs
  10. >inb4 "you should have seen this coming anon"
  11. >Most orcs around here are the ok kind
  12. >These guys don't look like they're from around here though
  13. >"Ey gib ur moni, an the wenchyou-"
  14. >before lead fantasy nigger can finish or I can draw
  15. >BOOM
  16. >lead orc has a dodgeball sized hole in him
  17. >everyone stock still from shock
  18. >turn to see gf pointing a gun
  19. >gun is a fucking flintlock pistol
  20. >she's carrying a flintlock like she's Pirate Cracker Johnny
  21. >doing something with other hand
  22. >small flash
  23. >BANG
  24. >turn back to see another orc's head blow up
  25. >Orcs at this point freak out and run off
  26. >still decide to fire some rounds off at them
  27. >turn to look at gf
  28. >"What?"
  29. >Turns out my gf also dabbles with bombs and enchanting guns/ammo
  30. >Flintlock is enchanted to be more accurate and to automatically materialize more powder in the barrel to speed up reloading
  31. >the balls used for ammo are enchanted to act like cannon shells
  32. >the second orc was killed by teleporting an old time grenade into his head
  33. >also enchanted a small bag to be bigger on the inside to conceal the flintlock
  34.  
  35. Don't know whether to lecture gf on the merits of modern firearms over one shot weapons, or ask for my own enchanted flintlock..
  36.  
  37. >>40332902
  38. I asked her about [adopting modern firearms], but she laid out her reasoning for using the flintlock instead:
  39. >The flintlock has a larger caliber (.68 vs .50)
  40. >we can just cast any metal available into balls, instead of having to buy some ammo/self reload ammo
  41. >since the pistol produces it's own powder, you only need carry a pouch of balls, and don't need to bother with mags
  42. >the balls are easier to enchant than bullets (I asked her how she knew and all she said was "I learned the hard way")
  43. >apparently the flintlock also auto-reloads, teleporting a ball off the user into the chamber, then pulling the hammer back to show the gun is ready
  44. >She also said that the deagle is only used for CCW or self defense by "overcompensating assholes who have never fired a round in anger in their life."
  45. Don't know about the last bit but the rest of her logic seems sound. I'm still going to try and get her to carry something more modern though.
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