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- >Be me
- >Have girlfriend who is also a witch
- >She's one of the saner ones, more into healing magic and illusion magic
- >At least that I know of
- >Walking back to car after going out to dinner
- >Fantasy niggers come out of alley
- >6 of them
- >shit.gif
- >I have a .45 and a wondernine, neither really good for orcs
- >inb4 "you should have seen this coming anon"
- >Most orcs around here are the ok kind
- >These guys don't look like they're from around here though
- >"Ey gib ur moni, an the wenchyou-"
- >before lead fantasy nigger can finish or I can draw
- >BOOM
- >lead orc has a dodgeball sized hole in him
- >everyone stock still from shock
- >turn to see gf pointing a gun
- >gun is a fucking flintlock pistol
- >she's carrying a flintlock like she's Pirate Cracker Johnny
- >doing something with other hand
- >small flash
- >BANG
- >turn back to see another orc's head blow up
- >Orcs at this point freak out and run off
- >still decide to fire some rounds off at them
- >turn to look at gf
- >"What?"
- >Turns out my gf also dabbles with bombs and enchanting guns/ammo
- >Flintlock is enchanted to be more accurate and to automatically materialize more powder in the barrel to speed up reloading
- >the balls used for ammo are enchanted to act like cannon shells
- >the second orc was killed by teleporting an old time grenade into his head
- >also enchanted a small bag to be bigger on the inside to conceal the flintlock
- Don't know whether to lecture gf on the merits of modern firearms over one shot weapons, or ask for my own enchanted flintlock..
- >>40332902
- I asked her about [adopting modern firearms], but she laid out her reasoning for using the flintlock instead:
- >The flintlock has a larger caliber (.68 vs .50)
- >we can just cast any metal available into balls, instead of having to buy some ammo/self reload ammo
- >since the pistol produces it's own powder, you only need carry a pouch of balls, and don't need to bother with mags
- >the balls are easier to enchant than bullets (I asked her how she knew and all she said was "I learned the hard way")
- >apparently the flintlock also auto-reloads, teleporting a ball off the user into the chamber, then pulling the hammer back to show the gun is ready
- >She also said that the deagle is only used for CCW or self defense by "overcompensating assholes who have never fired a round in anger in their life."
- Don't know about the last bit but the rest of her logic seems sound. I'm still going to try and get her to carry something more modern though.
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