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- (EXHALES)
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- All right, boys. Here we go.
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- 00:03:18,703 --> 00:03:20,239
- Nice and easy.
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- Oh, man, Mitch, if you weren't here...
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- I'm always here.
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- 00:03:23,809 --> 00:03:25,609
- Don't worry, your friend's
- gonna be all right.
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- 00:03:25,611 --> 00:03:27,010
- Are you Batman?
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- 00:03:27,012 --> 00:03:30,250
- Sure, pal. Just bigger and browner.
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- - All right, boys, get him in.
- - Have a good run, Mitch.
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- All right, Steph.
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- 00:03:37,457 --> 00:03:39,056
- - Yeah, Mitch.
- - MITCH: Yo, Eros.
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- 00:03:39,058 --> 00:03:40,157
- How's it looking out there?
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- 00:03:40,159 --> 00:03:42,826
- Lippers are feebs today. Just eggy.
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- 00:03:42,828 --> 00:03:44,594
- Ah, eggy beyond, brah.
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- 00:03:44,596 --> 00:03:47,063
- Nuggin' higher outside
- than a full-on gazebo.
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- - Good call, brah.
- - Come on.
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- 00:03:48,233 --> 00:03:50,102
- (BOTH GRUNTING)
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- 00:03:51,102 --> 00:03:53,739
- - All right, brah-brah!
- - It's just brah.
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- - Come on, Pete.
- - Hey, Mitch!
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- MITCH: I told you, you don't
- have to do this every day.
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- 00:03:59,011 --> 00:04:00,910
- I want to. You saved my sister's life.
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- You think I'm gonna forget that?
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- All right. Well, listen, tomorrow
- make my pecs a little bigger.
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- 00:04:04,749 --> 00:04:05,816
- And don't cover up my front bump.
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- You got it. Huge dick.
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- MITCH: Big dick.
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- - Yo, Ellerbee.
- - Hey, Mitch.
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- 00:04:10,523 --> 00:04:12,622
- Hey, come on, man, why don't
- you leave my boys alone,
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- 00:04:12,624 --> 00:04:14,891
- and get off this big wheel
- and come join me for a run?
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- 00:04:14,893 --> 00:04:16,126
- What are you saying,
- that I need to work out?
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- 00:04:16,128 --> 00:04:17,228
- That I'm, what, looking smaller?
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- 00:04:17,230 --> 00:04:18,196
- No! You're looking big.
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- I don't know how you
- fit in that uniform, man.
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- - Oh, yeah?
- - Hey, hey!
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- If I had a sister, I'd
- introduce you to her, man.
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- You all right, all right.
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- 00:04:26,004 --> 00:04:27,271
- Wait, was that sarcastic?
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- 00:04:27,273 --> 00:04:29,209
- Like calling a tall guy "Shorty"?
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- 00:04:31,174 --> 00:04:32,042
- Damn it, he always does that to me.
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- 00:04:32,044 --> 00:04:34,511
- I heard he invented Google
- and gave it all to charity.
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- 00:04:34,513 --> 00:04:36,680
- Man, I heard he invented
- the cure for the common cold.
- 43
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- He ain't Superman, he's
- a damn county lifeguard.
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- Grown man wears spandex to work.
- 45
- 00:04:42,787 --> 00:04:44,224
- So does Superman.
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- Hey, fuck you! Get off my beach!
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- (INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
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- I don't even have to stretch
- to guard you. Let's go.
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- 00:04:51,663 --> 00:04:53,098
- Nothing, nothing, nothing.
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- 00:04:54,199 --> 00:04:56,201
- (PLAYERS EXCLAIM)
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- (ALL EXCLAIM)
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- Ahh! Not on my beach, Arian!
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- 00:05:02,008 --> 00:05:03,540
- - MITCH: What up, Vern?
- - What's up, Mitch?
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- He saved my nana's life.
- I ever tell you about that?
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- 00:05:05,011 --> 00:05:06,677
- Every time he jogs by.
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- Literally, every single time.
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- WOMAN: Hi, Mitch. (CHUCKLES)
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- Subtitles by explosiveskull
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- Flakka. Jesus.
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- 00:05:44,850 --> 00:05:46,317
- Hey, what's up, buddy?
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- 00:05:46,319 --> 00:05:48,151
- - Hey, Mitch.
- - Hey, can I see that?
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- Ah...
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- 00:05:50,790 --> 00:05:53,023
- - Where'd you get this?
- - Right there.
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- 00:05:53,025 --> 00:05:55,259
- Right there, huh? Is this the only one?
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- All right.
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- You could go over there, you
- could go the fuck over there,
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- 00:06:04,970 --> 00:06:06,370
- get the fuck out of here!
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- What part of "private"
- do you not understand?
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- Hey, hey. What's up, boys?
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- Ah...
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- - Beach belongs to everybody.
- - Nothing belongs to everybody.
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- That's not nice.
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- - There are killer waves, boys. Go shred.
- - It's on.
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- - Later, Mitch.
- - All right, brah.
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- Ah, you don't want to do that, big dog.
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- I'm an animal lover,
- but I will put you down.
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- Frankie! Oh, my God, I am so sorry.
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- Frankie, stop.
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- Don't you know he's a friend?
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- 00:06:41,407 --> 00:06:44,007
- What a terrible, terrible way to meet.
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- - You're Lieutenant Buchannon, right?
- - I am.
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- Victoria Leeds, the new
- owner of the Huntley Club.
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- Of course. I know exactly who you are.
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- - Oh?
- - (BOTH CHUCKLING)
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- 00:06:52,184 --> 00:06:54,651
- - Well, welcome to Emerald Bay.
- - Thank you so much.
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- 00:06:54,653 --> 00:06:56,819
- I heard you were a head-turner.
- What an understatement that is.
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- 00:06:56,821 --> 00:06:58,124
- (BOTH CHUCKLE)
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- And I heard you were a charmer.
- Guess that's an understatement, too.
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- Nah...
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- Um, I apologize for Frankie.
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- I know this beach is public and,
- honestly, I wish the club was, too.
- 92
- 00:07:10,936 --> 00:07:14,704
- - But you, you're welcome anytime.
- - Thank you very much.
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- 00:07:14,706 --> 00:07:16,608
- - I'll see you around?
- - Yes, you will.
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- 00:07:23,949 --> 00:07:26,016
- Okay, I get that you have to
- test for image stabilization,
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- but why'd we have to come to the beach?
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- You know I hate the beach.
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- Besides, I got to get back
- to work at the Huntley.
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- Well, I'm sorry, man, but the beach
- is important, okay? It's, uh...
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- It's, you know, the wind and the, uh...
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- (STUTTERS) Just...
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- Oh... (LAUGHS) I get it.
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- 00:08:03,021 --> 00:08:05,322
- - I get it now, okay. I get it.
- - Who... What, C.J.?
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- 00:08:05,324 --> 00:08:07,391
- No, I didn't even know she
- was working on the beach today.
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- 00:08:07,393 --> 00:08:08,725
- "I didn't know C.J. was working."
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- 00:08:08,727 --> 00:08:10,729
- - Shut up, Dave.
- - Hey, Ronnie.
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- 00:08:11,396 --> 00:08:12,428
- Ha...
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- 00:08:12,430 --> 00:08:13,732
- It's Ronnie, right?
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- 00:08:14,867 --> 00:08:16,999
- What the fuck? Yeah, it's Ronnie.
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- 00:08:17,001 --> 00:08:18,334
- - I'm Dave.
- - Hi, Dave.
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- - DAVE: Nice to meet you.
- - C.J. How you doing?
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- DAVE: I'm doing all right.
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- You're trying out today, right?
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- 00:08:22,273 --> 00:08:24,109
- (MUMBLES)
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- I saw your name on the
- board. That's how I...
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- (MUTTERS)
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- 00:08:28,814 --> 00:08:30,012
- Say... Say something.
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- Kinda feel like this is your year.
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- (SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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- Stop that.
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- 00:08:33,919 --> 00:08:35,455
- (MUMBLES)
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- 00:08:35,854 --> 00:08:37,422
- Okay. Um...
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- Well, I'll see you at tryouts.
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- 00:08:39,992 --> 00:08:42,125
- Eh... All right, C.J.
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- 00:08:42,127 --> 00:08:43,326
- (MUMBLES)
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- 00:08:43,328 --> 00:08:44,461
- That was amazing to watch.
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- She came up to you, she
- was very nice and warm.
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- And you handled it really smoothly.
- 128
- 00:08:50,102 --> 00:08:52,269
- - Really?
- - Fuck, no. That was awkward.
- 129
- 00:08:52,271 --> 00:08:53,370
- - It was horrible.
- - Fuck!
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- 00:08:53,372 --> 00:08:55,774
- Did you have a stroke? It
- felt like you had a stroke.
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- 00:09:35,447 --> 00:09:37,316
- Hey, I'm Matt Brody.
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- 00:09:37,583 --> 00:09:40,353
- And not a single fuck was given.
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- Ooh!
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- - STEPHANIE: Hey, Ronnie.
- - Oh, hey, Steph.
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- 00:09:49,828 --> 00:09:51,195
- - Welcome back.
- - Thanks.
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- 00:09:51,197 --> 00:09:52,229
- Third time's a charm, right?
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- 00:09:52,231 --> 00:09:54,066
- Yeah, yeah, you know, I'm...
- 138
- 00:09:54,266 --> 00:09:55,365
- Hey.
- 139
- 00:09:55,367 --> 00:09:56,732
- I'm more motivated than ever.
- 140
- 00:09:56,734 --> 00:10:00,504
- So you just need to fill out
- this form and take off your shirt.
- 141
- 00:10:00,506 --> 00:10:05,545
- Ahh... My shirt. No, I don't... Ugh.
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- 00:10:06,511 --> 00:10:08,378
- No one wants to see that.
- 143
- 00:10:08,380 --> 00:10:09,816
- Take it off.
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- 00:10:09,982 --> 00:10:13,152
- Okay. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, of course.
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- 00:10:17,857 --> 00:10:19,157
- Ooh!
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- 00:10:19,257 --> 00:10:22,628
- Wow. Nice nipple-fros, bro. Damn!
- 147
- 00:10:22,895 --> 00:10:24,360
- Hey, does anyone have a weed whacker?
- 148
- 00:10:24,362 --> 00:10:25,528
- (MAKES WHIRRING NOISE)
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- 00:10:25,530 --> 00:10:28,231
- We got a comedian on the line.
- What's your name, funny guy?
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- 00:10:28,233 --> 00:10:30,302
- - I'm Zane.
- - You're Zane.
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- 00:10:30,870 --> 00:10:32,604
- Why don't you step out of my line, Zane?
- 152
- 00:10:32,872 --> 00:10:34,474
- - Okay.
- - Okay.
- 153
- 00:10:35,375 --> 00:10:38,207
- You need to understand one
- thing, Zane. We're a family here.
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- 00:10:38,209 --> 00:10:40,745
- A team. And we support each other.
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- 00:10:41,579 --> 00:10:44,280
- - You're out.
- - Come on, I'm... I'm Zane.
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- 00:10:44,282 --> 00:10:48,186
- - Get the fuck off my beach.
- - Okay. Okay.
- 157
- 00:10:52,657 --> 00:10:54,559
- So you're going to make me guess your name?
- 158
- 00:10:56,295 --> 00:10:57,394
- Are you following me?
- 159
- 00:10:57,396 --> 00:11:00,166
- I was actually just going
- to ask you the same thing.
- 160
- 00:11:01,300 --> 00:11:03,235
- Okay. Look, you're hot.
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- 00:11:04,370 --> 00:11:07,137
- I may resist for a while, but we
- both know eventually I'll give in.
- 162
- 00:11:07,139 --> 00:11:08,538
- So why don't we just skip that.
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- 00:11:08,540 --> 00:11:10,509
- Why don't you put a baby in me?
- 164
- 00:11:11,443 --> 00:11:14,213
- - Now.
- - You know, honestly...
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- 00:11:14,947 --> 00:11:16,749
- I was thinking dinner first.
- 166
- 00:11:17,583 --> 00:11:19,349
- But we could try the
- baby thing, if you want.
- 167
- 00:11:19,351 --> 00:11:21,350
- You are trying. Way too hard.
- 168
- 00:11:21,352 --> 00:11:22,451
- Trying's the best part.
- 169
- 00:11:22,453 --> 00:11:23,620
- - Summer.
- - Hi.
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- 00:11:23,622 --> 00:11:24,687
- I was hoping we'd see you here.
- 171
- 00:11:24,689 --> 00:11:27,190
- I couldn't sleep last
- night. I am so excited.
- 172
- 00:11:27,192 --> 00:11:28,357
- Hey, it's your day today, Summer.
- 173
- 00:11:28,359 --> 00:11:30,326
- - SUMMER: Oh, thank you.
- - You're welcome.
- 174
- 00:11:30,328 --> 00:11:32,461
- Hey, fresh face. You
- here for the qualifiers?
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- 00:11:32,463 --> 00:11:34,630
- Uh, no, no, I'm not trying out.
- 176
- 00:11:34,632 --> 00:11:36,066
- I'm actually already on the team.
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- 00:11:36,068 --> 00:11:37,200
- You're already on this team?
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- 00:11:37,202 --> 00:11:39,672
- I'm Matt Brody. Ready for duty.
- 179
- 00:11:39,939 --> 00:11:41,971
- "Ready for duty"? Oh, okay.
- 180
- 00:11:41,973 --> 00:11:43,506
- Um, you got any papers
- or anything like that?
- 181
- 00:11:43,508 --> 00:11:45,777
- I do. There you go.
- 182
- 00:11:46,612 --> 00:11:48,412
- Oh, it's a permission slip.
- Literally. "Dear Mitch,
- 183
- 00:11:48,414 --> 00:11:51,248
- "I am pleased to write you
- on behalf of Mr. Matt Brody."
- 184
- 00:11:51,250 --> 00:11:53,616
- - Right. Well, no free passes.
- - Yeah. Whoa.
- 185
- 00:11:53,618 --> 00:11:56,953
- At all. Yeah, 'cause I don't give a shit.
- 186
- 00:11:56,955 --> 00:11:59,288
- I legit needed those for my taxes.
- 187
- 00:11:59,290 --> 00:12:02,359
- What you need is to understand that
- if you're going to be on this team,
- 188
- 00:12:02,361 --> 00:12:03,559
- - you got to earn it.
- - Really?
- 189
- 00:12:03,561 --> 00:12:05,962
- Yeah. So, why don't we
- start this whole thing over,
- 190
- 00:12:05,964 --> 00:12:07,264
- just like gentlemen?
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- 00:12:07,266 --> 00:12:08,465
- Where you from, One Direction?
- 192
- 00:12:08,467 --> 00:12:10,499
- Um... Iowa?
- 193
- 00:12:10,501 --> 00:12:12,068
- - Iowa?
- - You heard of it?
- 194
- 00:12:12,070 --> 00:12:13,135
- Yeah, I know what it is.
- 195
- 00:12:13,137 --> 00:12:14,071
- - Hey, Steph.
- - Hey.
- 196
- 00:12:14,073 --> 00:12:15,605
- New Kids on the Block here is from Iowa.
- 197
- 00:12:15,607 --> 00:12:16,572
- Oh, man.
- 198
- 00:12:16,574 --> 00:12:18,575
- And, uh, he says he's already on the team.
- 199
- 00:12:18,577 --> 00:12:20,177
- - Yeah.
- - Doesn't have to try out.
- 200
- 00:12:20,179 --> 00:12:21,644
- - Really?
- - Yeah, absolutely.
- 201
- 00:12:21,646 --> 00:12:23,547
- Let me ask you this...
- A lot of oceans in Iowa?
- 202
- 00:12:23,549 --> 00:12:27,049
- No, just ponds and lakes and
- cocky pretty boys, apparently.
- 203
- 00:12:27,051 --> 00:12:28,518
- Uh-huh. Cocky pretty boys.
- 204
- 00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:29,986
- Hey, Mitch, what happened to that
- 205
- 00:12:29,988 --> 00:12:31,321
- last pretty boy recruit we had?
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- 00:12:31,323 --> 00:12:32,688
- - He died.
- - R.I.P.
- 207
- 00:12:32,690 --> 00:12:34,624
- Are you guys being serious right now?
- 208
- 00:12:34,626 --> 00:12:36,460
- I honestly can't tell.
- 209
- 00:12:36,462 --> 00:12:38,662
- You show up here, matching bathing suits.
- 210
- 00:12:38,664 --> 00:12:40,697
- What is this, "lifeguard hazing"?
- 211
- 00:12:40,699 --> 00:12:42,032
- I'm Matt Brody.
- 212
- 00:12:42,034 --> 00:12:43,633
- I hold the world record in the 200 meter.
- 213
- 00:12:43,635 --> 00:12:45,001
- Two gold medals.
- 214
- 00:12:45,003 --> 00:12:46,769
- - Hey! Matt Brody.
- - Matt Brody.
- 215
- 00:12:46,771 --> 00:12:48,138
- - (LAUGHS)
- - Yes, yes.
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- 00:12:48,140 --> 00:12:49,405
- Absolutely. And we still
- 217
- 00:12:49,407 --> 00:12:50,673
- - don't give a fuck.
- - Don't give a fuck.
- 218
- 00:12:50,675 --> 00:12:53,476
- No, fresh out. Fresh out of fucks. Yeah.
- 219
- 00:12:53,478 --> 00:12:55,678
- Okay, that ocean out there has riptides
- 220
- 00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:57,480
- that'll tear your little mangina in two.
- 221
- 00:12:57,482 --> 00:12:59,216
- My mangina?
- 222
- 00:12:59,218 --> 00:13:00,549
- So you are being serious.
- 223
- 00:13:00,551 --> 00:13:02,251
- Dead serious, right now, NSYNC, all right?
- 224
- 00:13:02,253 --> 00:13:04,421
- This ain't no little
- fucking pond out of Iowa.
- 225
- 00:13:04,423 --> 00:13:05,522
- So with all due respect,
- 226
- 00:13:05,524 --> 00:13:07,557
- you want to be here on
- this team, on our team,
- 227
- 00:13:07,559 --> 00:13:09,025
- you're gonna have to earn it.
- 228
- 00:13:09,027 --> 00:13:11,061
- Look, I get it.
- 229
- 00:13:11,063 --> 00:13:12,698
- You're big, Sasquatch.
- 230
- 00:13:13,564 --> 00:13:15,065
- But I'm fast.
- 231
- 00:13:15,067 --> 00:13:17,333
- Really fucking fast.
- 232
- 00:13:17,335 --> 00:13:20,939
- Which is why somebody
- important thinks I belong here.
- 233
- 00:13:21,305 --> 00:13:24,408
- So when you two figure
- out who the fuck I am,
- 234
- 00:13:24,410 --> 00:13:26,679
- you can find me on the beach.
- 235
- 00:13:27,445 --> 00:13:28,913
- See you. (MAKES KISSING SOUND)
- 236
- 00:13:31,482 --> 00:13:33,115
- Did that really just happen?
- 237
- 00:13:33,117 --> 00:13:34,451
- - It did. He slapped me.
- - Wow.
- 238
- 00:13:34,453 --> 00:13:36,452
- Yeah. His hands were
- soft and supple though,
- 239
- 00:13:36,454 --> 00:13:38,621
- - like a woman. No offense.
- - None taken.
- 240
- 00:13:38,623 --> 00:13:41,124
- You know what, man? I gotta tell you,
- 241
- 00:13:41,126 --> 00:13:42,591
- I'm feeling really good about this year.
- 242
- 00:13:42,593 --> 00:13:44,326
- You know what I'm saying?
- 243
- 00:13:44,328 --> 00:13:45,796
- Good luck out there, man. Good luck.
- 244
- 00:13:45,798 --> 00:13:46,663
- Thanks.
- 245
- 00:13:46,665 --> 00:13:48,633
- And if you need some extra motivation...
- 246
- 00:13:49,333 --> 00:13:51,434
- - Looking at it right there.
- - Hey...
- 247
- 00:13:51,436 --> 00:13:53,370
- (CHOKING)
- 248
- 00:13:53,372 --> 00:13:55,172
- You okay? Help! C.J., help!
- 249
- 00:13:55,174 --> 00:13:57,106
- DAVE: My friend is choking! Help!
- 250
- 00:13:57,108 --> 00:13:59,509
- (WEAKLY) No, not C.J. Not C.J. No, no!
- 251
- 00:13:59,511 --> 00:14:01,211
- Are you okay? You're choking.
- 252
- 00:14:01,213 --> 00:14:02,580
- (GRUNTING)
- 253
- 00:14:06,251 --> 00:14:08,487
- (C.J. GRUNTING)
- 254
- 00:14:13,192 --> 00:14:14,224
- (SPITS)
- 255
- 00:14:14,226 --> 00:14:15,624
- - (GASPING)
- - Oh, God.
- 256
- 00:14:15,626 --> 00:14:16,928
- Are you okay?
- 257
- 00:14:17,563 --> 00:14:19,074
- - Ronnie.
- - C.J.: You're gonna be just fine.
- 258
- 00:14:19,098 --> 00:14:20,398
- What?
- 259
- 00:14:24,136 --> 00:14:25,537
- Ah! Thank you!
- 260
- 00:14:26,104 --> 00:14:27,370
- (BONE CRACKS)
- 261
- 00:14:27,372 --> 00:14:28,471
- (GROANING)
- 262
- 00:14:28,473 --> 00:14:30,809
- - Ronnie, are you okay?
- - Oh, yeah.
- 263
- 00:14:31,642 --> 00:14:33,143
- - (RONNIE MUMBLING)
- - Are you sure?
- 264
- 00:14:33,145 --> 00:14:34,811
- Yeah, yeah. No, don't touch, don't touch.
- 265
- 00:14:34,813 --> 00:14:36,145
- Okay.
- 266
- 00:14:36,147 --> 00:14:39,182
- I'm so good. You did good, good, good work.
- 267
- 00:14:39,184 --> 00:14:41,283
- RONNIE: Good job. Thank
- you, you can go now.
- 268
- 00:14:41,285 --> 00:14:43,385
- Okay, um, drink some water...
- 269
- 00:14:43,387 --> 00:14:46,491
- - Thank you so much. Okay.
- - C.J.: ...I guess.
- 270
- 00:14:47,626 --> 00:14:49,427
- - (WHISPERING) Dave?
- - Yeah.
- 271
- 00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:51,727
- - How does it look?
- - How does what look?
- 272
- 00:14:51,729 --> 00:14:53,531
- Down there.
- 273
- 00:14:55,166 --> 00:14:56,568
- (CREAKING)
- 274
- 00:14:57,803 --> 00:14:59,201
- Does not look good at all.
- 275
- 00:14:59,203 --> 00:15:00,370
- Yeah, what does it look like?
- 276
- 00:15:00,372 --> 00:15:02,806
- Looks like your dick is trapped
- between two slats of wood.
- 277
- 00:15:02,808 --> 00:15:05,509
- Okay, I just... Fuck, I can't reach it.
- 278
- 00:15:05,511 --> 00:15:07,878
- I just need you to get down
- there and just pop it out.
- 279
- 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:09,446
- No, I can't do that at all.
- 280
- 00:15:09,448 --> 00:15:11,214
- Come on, I just need
- you... You grab that dick
- 281
- 00:15:11,216 --> 00:15:12,548
- - and you push it out.
- - No, no.
- 282
- 00:15:12,550 --> 00:15:13,884
- - Okay. Hi.
- - (GASPS)
- 283
- 00:15:13,886 --> 00:15:15,085
- I'm going to help you.
- 284
- 00:15:15,087 --> 00:15:17,387
- We're going to deflate the
- situation together. Okay?
- 285
- 00:15:17,389 --> 00:15:19,155
- - (WEAKLY) Okay.
- - Focus.
- 286
- 00:15:19,157 --> 00:15:20,690
- Think about things that turn you off.
- 287
- 00:15:20,692 --> 00:15:23,996
- Maybe like, um... Like
- your grandma's underwear?
- 288
- 00:15:24,228 --> 00:15:26,395
- - Mmm-mmm. Not working.
- - No? Okay, cool.
- 289
- 00:15:26,397 --> 00:15:28,466
- - Maybe, like...
- - Ostriches.
- 290
- 00:15:28,599 --> 00:15:30,567
- - Guys, still stuck.
- - Mitch, hey, need you.
- 291
- 00:15:30,569 --> 00:15:32,302
- No, no, not Mitch. Don't bring Mitch over.
- 292
- 00:15:32,304 --> 00:15:34,803
- - Hey.
- - Hey, Mitch is here.
- 293
- 00:15:34,805 --> 00:15:36,639
- Ronnie, you pumped about
- the qualifiers, buddy?
- 294
- 00:15:36,641 --> 00:15:39,241
- You know it, man. I'm
- just, um... I'm really...
- 295
- 00:15:39,243 --> 00:15:41,845
- Really excited to quit my
- double major in robotics
- 296
- 00:15:41,847 --> 00:15:44,681
- and computer science and really,
- really do something with my life.
- 297
- 00:15:44,683 --> 00:15:46,216
- You don't need to look down there.
- 298
- 00:15:46,218 --> 00:15:47,317
- Do not touch me right now.
- 299
- 00:15:47,319 --> 00:15:49,154
- - Not even touching you.
- - Okay.
- 300
- 00:15:49,887 --> 00:15:51,855
- (EXHALES) Wow. Okay.
- 301
- 00:15:51,857 --> 00:15:53,722
- Looks like you got your
- beef and your biscuits
- 302
- 00:15:53,724 --> 00:15:55,160
- - stuck down there.
- - (COUGHS)
- 303
- 00:15:55,394 --> 00:15:57,626
- It's gonna be okay. I've
- been through it, too.
- 304
- 00:15:57,628 --> 00:15:59,428
- - C.J.: Not a big deal.
- - Really?
- 305
- 00:15:59,430 --> 00:16:01,565
- Yeah, absolutely. I was stuck
- in a woman for hours once.
- 306
- 00:16:01,567 --> 00:16:03,365
- Couldn't get out.
- 307
- 00:16:03,367 --> 00:16:05,902
- - Totally the same, yeah?
- - It's the same thing.
- 308
- 00:16:05,904 --> 00:16:06,836
- Stuck junk is stuck junk.
- 309
- 00:16:06,838 --> 00:16:10,506
- (STAMMERING) Stuck junk
- is stuck junk. Okay.
- 310
- 00:16:10,508 --> 00:16:12,808
- All right, buddy, we're gonna have
- to, uh, flash-freeze your johnson.
- 311
- 00:16:12,810 --> 00:16:14,811
- No, no, it's okay, it's okay, I got it.
- 312
- 00:16:14,813 --> 00:16:16,413
- Look, it's okay. (GRUNTS)
- 313
- 00:16:16,415 --> 00:16:17,514
- - C.J.: Oh, my God.
- - RONNIE: Nope. Still stuck.
- 314
- 00:16:17,516 --> 00:16:18,749
- (GROANING)
- 315
- 00:16:18,751 --> 00:16:20,549
- I mean, if you think about
- it, it's a good thing, right?
- 316
- 00:16:20,551 --> 00:16:22,520
- - Congratulations. (CHUCKLES)
- - (CHUCKLES)
- 317
- 00:16:23,354 --> 00:16:25,355
- MITCH: Hey, uh, how you feeling, sport?
- 318
- 00:16:25,357 --> 00:16:26,623
- RONNIE: Better, but could we get
- 319
- 00:16:26,625 --> 00:16:28,460
- some sort of perimeter going for the crowd?
- 320
- 00:16:29,895 --> 00:16:31,628
- Nah. Nobody's looking. Just us.
- 321
- 00:16:31,630 --> 00:16:33,363
- God, you're lying. That's a lot of people.
- 322
- 00:16:33,365 --> 00:16:35,534
- Mitch, I can't get the swelling to go down.
- 323
- 00:16:36,367 --> 00:16:37,667
- All right.
- 324
- 00:16:37,669 --> 00:16:38,969
- We're going to have to pull it out.
- 325
- 00:16:38,971 --> 00:16:40,236
- - Pull it?
- - MITCH: Yeah.
- 326
- 00:16:40,238 --> 00:16:42,004
- - Just like pulling a tooth.
- - What?
- 327
- 00:16:42,006 --> 00:16:43,539
- Don't you touch my dick!
- 328
- 00:16:43,541 --> 00:16:44,843
- I'm okay. (GROANS)
- 329
- 00:16:44,943 --> 00:16:46,909
- - (CROWD EXCLAIMS)
- - (GROANING)
- 330
- 00:16:46,911 --> 00:16:48,778
- C.J.: Ronnie, are you okay?
- 331
- 00:16:48,780 --> 00:16:50,580
- (GRUNTS) Yeah, no, I'm good. I'm good.
- 332
- 00:16:50,582 --> 00:16:51,947
- DAVE: I'm proud of you, Ronnie.
- 333
- 00:16:51,949 --> 00:16:54,686
- RONNIE: Fuck you, Dave.
- You're my worst friend.
- 334
- 00:17:04,596 --> 00:17:06,663
- Captain, uh, I need to
- talk to you about this...
- 335
- 00:17:06,665 --> 00:17:08,397
- Yeah, Mitch. Look, you're just in time.
- 336
- 00:17:08,399 --> 00:17:09,932
- I want you to watch something.
- 337
- 00:17:09,934 --> 00:17:11,603
- Check this out.
- 338
- 00:17:12,937 --> 00:17:16,839
- NARRATOR: Matt Brody, U.S. swimmer,
- sex symbol and adrenaline junkie.
- 339
- 00:17:16,841 --> 00:17:18,474
- BRODY: How do I define myself?
- 340
- 00:17:18,476 --> 00:17:21,746
- 80% trill and 30% dope.
- 341
- 00:17:22,347 --> 00:17:24,446
- People think I'm crazy,
- that I'm out of control.
- 342
- 00:17:24,448 --> 00:17:26,282
- How do you think I
- got all this gold?
- 343
- 00:17:26,284 --> 00:17:27,317
- NARRATOR: "Crazy and out of control"
- 344
- 00:17:27,319 --> 00:17:29,352
- may have worked for
- his individual events,
- 345
- 00:17:29,354 --> 00:17:32,355
- but when it came to the relay,
- Brody blew it for the team.
- 346
- 00:17:32,357 --> 00:17:34,356
- COMMENTATOR: USA is in the
- lead for the team relay
- 347
- 00:17:34,358 --> 00:17:36,262
- and Brody's in the water to anchor.
- 348
- 00:17:36,861 --> 00:17:38,295
- Oh, my God!
- 349
- 00:17:38,297 --> 00:17:40,029
- Looks like he just
- vomited in the pool.
- 350
- 00:17:40,031 --> 00:17:41,798
- NARRATOR: After a night
- of partying in Rio
- 351
- 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:43,999
- led to a streak of
- bad luck in the pool,
- 352
- 00:17:44,001 --> 00:17:46,804
- Brody was dubbed the "Vomit Comet."
- 353
- 00:17:47,306 --> 00:17:49,675
- How do you feel about losing
- a medal for your teammates?
- 354
- 00:17:49,974 --> 00:17:51,776
- There's no "I" in "team."
- 355
- 00:17:53,345 --> 00:17:54,477
- But there is a "me."
- 356
- 00:17:54,479 --> 00:17:55,679
- Are you dyslexic?
- 357
- 00:17:55,681 --> 00:17:57,681
- I'm Caucasian.
- 358
- 00:17:57,683 --> 00:17:59,784
- - (BRODY CHUCKLES)
- - (REMOTE CLICKS)
- 359
- 00:17:59,951 --> 00:18:03,022
- This is the guy you think is
- a good PR opportunity for us?
- 360
- 00:18:03,789 --> 00:18:05,454
- Wow. Right?
- 361
- 00:18:05,456 --> 00:18:07,723
- He's reckless, he's insubordinate. Come on.
- 362
- 00:18:07,725 --> 00:18:09,425
- Which is why we can afford him.
- 363
- 00:18:09,427 --> 00:18:10,794
- Come on, Mitch.
- 364
- 00:18:10,796 --> 00:18:13,329
- The guy's only here
- because he took a plea deal.
- 365
- 00:18:13,331 --> 00:18:15,332
- (SCOFFS) A plea deal?
- 366
- 00:18:15,334 --> 00:18:16,936
- For what?
- 367
- 00:18:17,034 --> 00:18:18,835
- (CLEARS THROAT) The
- specifics aren't important.
- 368
- 00:18:18,837 --> 00:18:22,672
- What's important is that we
- are his community service.
- 369
- 00:18:22,674 --> 00:18:23,972
- Come on. He's a train wreck.
- 370
- 00:18:23,974 --> 00:18:25,607
- With two gold medals.
- 371
- 00:18:25,609 --> 00:18:27,477
- How many gold medals do you have?
- 372
- 00:18:27,479 --> 00:18:28,948
- Probably zero. Okay?
- 373
- 00:18:29,815 --> 00:18:33,415
- Brody is an American hero with
- the face of a Swedish model.
- 374
- 00:18:33,417 --> 00:18:34,584
- You're losing me.
- 375
- 00:18:34,586 --> 00:18:35,518
- He's one of the best
- swimmers in the whole world.
- 376
- 00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:37,753
- There's more to this
- job than just swimming.
- 377
- 00:18:37,755 --> 00:18:40,890
- - You know that.
- - Yeah, there's also politics.
- 378
- 00:18:40,892 --> 00:18:43,526
- Now, look, Mitch, let's be honest.
- 379
- 00:18:43,528 --> 00:18:45,060
- We're staring into the abyss here.
- 380
- 00:18:45,062 --> 00:18:47,896
- City council's already
- cut our funding again.
- 381
- 00:18:47,898 --> 00:18:50,032
- What the council wants
- and what the bay needs
- 382
- 00:18:50,034 --> 00:18:51,369
- are two different things.
- 383
- 00:18:51,636 --> 00:18:53,403
- I found more flakka this morning.
- 384
- 00:18:53,405 --> 00:18:55,372
- Clearly, we have new dealers in the bay.
- 385
- 00:18:55,374 --> 00:18:59,078
- And this shit is like bath salts on meth.
- 386
- 00:19:00,979 --> 00:19:02,778
- Wow, flakka?
- 387
- 00:19:02,780 --> 00:19:04,047
- Good work, Mitch.
- 388
- 00:19:04,049 --> 00:19:05,714
- I'll turn this over to the police.
- 389
- 00:19:05,716 --> 00:19:07,549
- Hey, look. This new guy of yours?
- 390
- 00:19:07,551 --> 00:19:09,118
- He's not ready for this kind of trouble.
- 391
- 00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:12,388
- He doesn't need to be,
- and neither do you. Okay?
- 392
- 00:19:12,390 --> 00:19:13,556
- It's not your job.
- 393
- 00:19:13,558 --> 00:19:15,057
- It's the busiest time of the year.
- 394
- 00:19:15,059 --> 00:19:17,830
- I need you out there shining for me.
- 395
- 00:19:18,396 --> 00:19:20,497
- - All right, I'll do it.
- - Yes!
- 396
- 00:19:20,499 --> 00:19:22,030
- But he's got to pass qualifiers first.
- 397
- 00:19:22,032 --> 00:19:23,799
- - You got it.
- - Which should be easy
- 398
- 00:19:23,801 --> 00:19:25,934
- considering he's the "best
- swimmer in the world."
- 399
- 00:19:25,936 --> 00:19:27,372
- Right?
- 400
- 00:19:28,406 --> 00:19:29,939
- VICTORIA: Good afternoon, Councilman.
- 401
- 00:19:29,941 --> 00:19:33,244
- - Good afternoon.
- - So, how is our progress?
- 402
- 00:19:33,511 --> 00:19:36,512
- Most of the council has
- signed off on your terms.
- 403
- 00:19:36,514 --> 00:19:37,547
- Good.
- 404
- 00:19:37,549 --> 00:19:38,815
- And the rest are almost there.
- 405
- 00:19:38,817 --> 00:19:40,482
- "Almost"?
- 406
- 00:19:40,484 --> 00:19:43,420
- (CLICKS TONGUE) Ugh. Councilman,
- 407
- 00:19:43,422 --> 00:19:47,725
- you seem like the kind of man who
- knows how to seize an opportunity.
- 408
- 00:19:48,460 --> 00:19:49,762
- Me, too.
- 409
- 00:19:50,762 --> 00:19:53,829
- Back home, my younger brother was
- given the family business to run
- 410
- 00:19:53,831 --> 00:19:56,532
- when clearly I had the business gene.
- 411
- 00:19:56,534 --> 00:19:58,403
- Why? Because I'm a woman.
- 412
- 00:19:59,136 --> 00:20:00,936
- So I came to America,
- 413
- 00:20:00,938 --> 00:20:05,209
- the Land of Opportunity,
- because everything is fair here.
- 414
- 00:20:05,577 --> 00:20:07,143
- But who's to say anymore?
- 415
- 00:20:07,145 --> 00:20:09,814
- I have a point to prove, Councilman.
- 416
- 00:20:11,148 --> 00:20:13,752
- And I'm here to create
- an opportunity for you.
- 417
- 00:20:19,558 --> 00:20:21,025
- (EXHALES)
- 418
- 00:20:22,860 --> 00:20:24,830
- I'm sure they'll come around.
- 419
- 00:20:25,129 --> 00:20:27,398
- I'm sure they will, too.
- 420
- 00:20:31,001 --> 00:20:33,068
- Why does she always look
- like she's running in slo-mo?
- 421
- 00:20:33,070 --> 00:20:34,706
- You see it, too?
- 422
- 00:20:37,475 --> 00:20:39,875
- She always looks wet. But not too wet.
- 423
- 00:20:39,877 --> 00:20:41,179
- Right.
- 424
- 00:20:42,813 --> 00:20:45,013
- She's the reason I believe in God.
- 425
- 00:20:45,015 --> 00:20:47,182
- Hey, how's your dick?
- 426
- 00:20:47,184 --> 00:20:48,617
- Oh, uh, it's good, you know...
- 427
- 00:20:48,619 --> 00:20:50,221
- (STAMMERS) It's better, you know...
- 428
- 00:20:50,754 --> 00:20:52,755
- It's just ready for action. (LAUGHS)
- 429
- 00:20:52,757 --> 00:20:54,123
- - (CHUCKLES) Okay.
- - Okay.
- 430
- 00:20:54,125 --> 00:20:55,491
- Okay.
- 431
- 00:20:55,493 --> 00:20:57,192
- I got my dick stuck in a chair earlier.
- 432
- 00:20:57,194 --> 00:20:58,627
- - What? You did?
- - Yeah.
- 433
- 00:20:58,629 --> 00:20:59,895
- You haven't heard about this?
- 434
- 00:20:59,897 --> 00:21:02,030
- Yeah, I heard. Everybody's heard.
- 435
- 00:21:02,032 --> 00:21:03,465
- All right. Welcome, everybody.
- 436
- 00:21:03,467 --> 00:21:07,903
- You know, Baywatch proudly accepts
- only one new recruit every year.
- 437
- 00:21:07,905 --> 00:21:09,506
- But the good news for you
- 438
- 00:21:09,508 --> 00:21:12,174
- is that this year, we've
- got three open spots.
- 439
- 00:21:12,176 --> 00:21:15,278
- Now without further ado, I'd
- like to turn it over to the man
- 440
- 00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:17,212
- who has 500 career saves.
- 441
- 00:21:17,214 --> 00:21:19,649
- Give it up for Lieutenant
- Mitch Buchannon.
- 442
- 00:21:19,651 --> 00:21:22,087
- (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
- 443
- 00:21:22,721 --> 00:21:25,824
- All right, thank you. Thank you.
- 444
- 00:21:25,924 --> 00:21:28,991
- Baywatch is the elite of the elite.
- 445
- 00:21:28,993 --> 00:21:32,060
- Our team's commitment to
- protecting the bay at all costs
- 446
- 00:21:32,062 --> 00:21:34,063
- is the reason why the
- single mom behind me
- 447
- 00:21:34,065 --> 00:21:36,699
- feels very comfortable
- letting her two kids run
- 448
- 00:21:36,701 --> 00:21:37,933
- right into the water unaccompanied.
- 449
- 00:21:37,935 --> 00:21:39,201
- (CHILDREN GIGGLING)
- 450
- 00:21:39,203 --> 00:21:40,936
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- 451
- 00:21:40,938 --> 00:21:42,538
- STEPHANIE: Thanks,
- Mitch. That's right.
- 452
- 00:21:42,540 --> 00:21:44,973
- And Baywatch works
- because we follow rules.
- 453
- 00:21:44,975 --> 00:21:48,111
- We follow rules because
- if we don't, people die.
- 454
- 00:21:48,113 --> 00:21:49,179
- You work in an office
- 455
- 00:21:49,181 --> 00:21:52,417
- and you doze off at your
- desk one day, no big deal.
- 456
- 00:21:52,751 --> 00:21:55,285
- You slack off here...
- Say it with me...
- 457
- 00:21:55,287 --> 00:21:57,256
- ALL: People die.
- 458
- 00:21:57,722 --> 00:21:59,588
- So here's the thing, if
- you've come to Baywatch
- 459
- 00:21:59,590 --> 00:22:02,291
- on your little motorcycle,
- thinking you're cool,
- 460
- 00:22:02,293 --> 00:22:04,259
- trying to work on your killer tan...
- 461
- 00:22:04,261 --> 00:22:06,628
- Well, you need to find
- another beach to go to.
- 462
- 00:22:06,630 --> 00:22:08,096
- But if you've come to sacrifice
- 463
- 00:22:08,098 --> 00:22:10,299
- for something much
- bigger than yourself,
- 464
- 00:22:10,301 --> 00:22:12,003
- this is the beach for you.
- 465
- 00:22:13,637 --> 00:22:16,306
- But you're gonna have to get
- through this first. C.J.?
- 466
- 00:22:16,308 --> 00:22:18,076
- Yeah! C.J.!
- 467
- 00:22:19,042 --> 00:22:20,910
- There are tons of qualities
- that make a great lifeguard.
- 468
- 00:22:20,912 --> 00:22:22,845
- Today, we're gonna test all of them
- 469
- 00:22:22,847 --> 00:22:25,181
- in a grueling obstacle
- course we like to call
- 470
- 00:22:25,183 --> 00:22:26,885
- "The Absentee Father."
- 471
- 00:22:26,984 --> 00:22:29,117
- He's tough. Brutal, even.
- 472
- 00:22:29,119 --> 00:22:31,653
- His presence in your life is
- brief, but it will scar you
- 473
- 00:22:31,655 --> 00:22:34,856
- and instill a toughness in you that
- will carry you through birthdays,
- 474
- 00:22:34,858 --> 00:22:37,859
- Christmases and even "Bring
- Your Dad To School Day"
- 475
- 00:22:37,861 --> 00:22:39,628
- when your mom has to
- put on a fake moustache
- 476
- 00:22:39,630 --> 00:22:41,600
- just so you can fit in
- with the other kids.
- 477
- 00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:43,732
- MITCH: All right.
- 478
- 00:22:43,734 --> 00:22:45,067
- Thank you, C.J.
- 479
- 00:22:45,069 --> 00:22:46,736
- Thank you.
- 480
- 00:22:46,738 --> 00:22:49,338
- So get out there, kick
- ass and make us proud.
- 481
- 00:22:49,340 --> 00:22:50,707
- Go, Baywatch.
- 482
- 00:22:50,709 --> 00:22:52,845
- (ALL CHEERING)
- 483
- 00:22:53,011 --> 00:22:55,313
- (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
- 484
- 00:23:03,154 --> 00:23:04,455
- On your mark.
- 485
- 00:23:06,758 --> 00:23:08,227
- Get set!
- 486
- 00:23:09,293 --> 00:23:10,326
- (BLOWS WHISTLE)
- 487
- 00:23:10,328 --> 00:23:12,196
- (CROWD CHEERING)
- 488
- 00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:17,301
- (CHEERING)
- 489
- 00:23:24,643 --> 00:23:26,241
- STEPHANIE: (ON MEGAPHONE)
- This is Baywatch, people!
- 490
- 00:23:26,243 --> 00:23:27,676
- - Kick those legs!
- - C.J.: Let's go!
- 491
- 00:23:27,678 --> 00:23:28,811
- Come on, let's go!
- 492
- 00:23:28,813 --> 00:23:30,046
- MITCH: (ON MEGAPHONE) Listen
- to what she's saying.
- 493
- 00:23:30,048 --> 00:23:31,146
- Keep it going! Keep it going!
- 494
- 00:23:31,148 --> 00:23:32,649
- You are guppies!
- 495
- 00:23:32,651 --> 00:23:33,784
- One day you will be sharks!
- 496
- 00:23:33,786 --> 00:23:36,288
- STEPHANIE: Pick it up,
- folks. Move those legs!
- 497
- 00:23:37,856 --> 00:23:39,355
- Who's your daddy now?
- 498
- 00:23:39,357 --> 00:23:40,789
- Come on, guys!
- 499
- 00:23:40,791 --> 00:23:42,927
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- 500
- 00:23:46,364 --> 00:23:48,397
- C.J.: Come on, guys! Let's go!
- 501
- 00:23:48,399 --> 00:23:50,568
- Hustle, hustle, hustle!
- 502
- 00:23:50,734 --> 00:23:53,170
- Let's go! You got this! Come on!
- 503
- 00:23:53,805 --> 00:23:55,704
- Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
- 504
- 00:23:55,706 --> 00:23:57,140
- Up and over!
- 505
- 00:23:57,142 --> 00:23:58,941
- (C.J. WHOOPING)
- 506
- 00:23:58,943 --> 00:24:02,281
- Let's go, come on! Way to hustle!
- Come on, you're almost there!
- 507
- 00:24:04,014 --> 00:24:05,714
- Kid's really got no quit in him.
- 508
- 00:24:05,716 --> 00:24:07,215
- (GROWLING)
- 509
- 00:24:07,217 --> 00:24:09,285
- Attaboy, Ronnie! Great job!
- 510
- 00:24:09,287 --> 00:24:10,589
- Great!
- 511
- 00:24:18,963 --> 00:24:19,862
- Oh, fuck.
- 512
- 00:24:19,864 --> 00:24:21,196
- You know, you wanna be on our team,
- 513
- 00:24:21,198 --> 00:24:22,932
- you're gonna have to pass this course.
- 514
- 00:24:22,934 --> 00:24:25,067
- - We all do.
- - Look. Mitch, right?
- 515
- 00:24:25,069 --> 00:24:27,406
- - Lieutenant to you.
- - "Lieutenant"?
- 516
- 00:24:28,272 --> 00:24:30,007
- Like in the army?
- 517
- 00:24:30,774 --> 00:24:32,977
- Let me save you some time. Okay?
- 518
- 00:24:33,243 --> 00:24:36,479
- You're not gonna be my big brother
- here and put me on the right path.
- 519
- 00:24:36,481 --> 00:24:37,946
- It doesn't work like that.
- 520
- 00:24:37,948 --> 00:24:41,284
- I got where I am today
- completely by myself.
- 521
- 00:24:41,286 --> 00:24:43,051
- So how about you let me do my job,
- 522
- 00:24:43,053 --> 00:24:45,253
- and I'll tell you where to send my checks?
- 523
- 00:24:45,255 --> 00:24:49,160
- You know, sharks always swim slowly.
- 524
- 00:24:50,095 --> 00:24:51,993
- Until they need to attack.
- 525
- 00:24:51,995 --> 00:24:53,162
- Thank you for that cryptic
- 526
- 00:24:53,164 --> 00:24:54,896
- and totally irrelevant
- piece of information.
- 527
- 00:24:54,898 --> 00:24:56,500
- What are you, Aquaman?
- 528
- 00:24:57,467 --> 00:25:00,169
- 'Cause I'm really confused with
- what we've been talking about.
- 529
- 00:25:00,171 --> 00:25:01,503
- Come on, Gold Medal.
- 530
- 00:25:01,505 --> 00:25:03,873
- You afraid I'm gonna kick
- your Little Mermaid ass
- 531
- 00:25:03,875 --> 00:25:06,578
- all over this course in
- front of all these people?
- 532
- 00:25:06,778 --> 00:25:08,310
- I mean, now you're gonna have to beat me
- 533
- 00:25:08,312 --> 00:25:10,346
- on the big boy's course, princess.
- 534
- 00:25:10,348 --> 00:25:12,381
- (INHALES SHARPLY AND EXHALES)
- 535
- 00:25:12,383 --> 00:25:14,386
- (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
- 536
- 00:25:54,492 --> 00:25:56,491
- (APPLAUSE)
- 537
- 00:25:56,493 --> 00:25:57,794
- Whoo!
- 538
- 00:25:57,796 --> 00:25:59,327
- Well, that was cute.
- 539
- 00:25:59,329 --> 00:26:01,063
- - Probably in record time.
- - Yeah?
- 540
- 00:26:01,065 --> 00:26:03,065
- The problem is, that's not the course.
- 541
- 00:26:03,067 --> 00:26:04,099
- That's not the course?
- 542
- 00:26:04,101 --> 00:26:05,035
- So here's what we're gonna do.
- 543
- 00:26:05,037 --> 00:26:06,903
- We're gonna go over to the real course,
- 544
- 00:26:06,905 --> 00:26:08,570
- and if you beat me over there,
- 545
- 00:26:08,572 --> 00:26:10,338
- not only are you on the team,
- 546
- 00:26:10,340 --> 00:26:11,941
- but I won't fuck with you anymore
- 547
- 00:26:11,943 --> 00:26:13,075
- and I'll call you by your real name.
- 548
- 00:26:13,077 --> 00:26:14,143
- Oh, really?
- 549
- 00:26:14,145 --> 00:26:16,415
- (CROWD CHEERING)
- 550
- 00:26:27,357 --> 00:26:29,458
- - (BELL CLANGING)
- - (EXCLAIMS) Yeah!
- 551
- 00:26:29,460 --> 00:26:31,196
- (GROWLS)
- 552
- 00:26:33,231 --> 00:26:35,267
- (MITCH GROWLING)
- 553
- 00:26:39,369 --> 00:26:41,269
- (BELL CLANGING)
- 554
- 00:26:41,271 --> 00:26:42,505
- Refrigerators?
- 555
- 00:26:42,507 --> 00:26:46,107
- CROWD: ...98, 99, 100!
- 556
- 00:26:46,109 --> 00:26:48,179
- (ALL CHEERING)
- 557
- 00:26:49,981 --> 00:26:52,818
- - (BELL CLANGING)
- - Ahhh!
- 558
- 00:26:55,118 --> 00:26:56,554
- Whoo!
- 559
- 00:26:58,589 --> 00:27:00,691
- (SCOFFS) That was bullshit, Mitch.
- 560
- 00:27:01,125 --> 00:27:02,357
- You know I was already gassed.
- 561
- 00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:04,426
- Because you were showboating.
- You want to be a lifeguard,
- 562
- 00:27:04,428 --> 00:27:06,028
- you gotta learn to conserve your energy.
- 563
- 00:27:06,097 --> 00:27:07,262
- Conserve my energy?
- 564
- 00:27:07,264 --> 00:27:08,431
- (WOMAN SCREAMING)
- 565
- 00:27:08,433 --> 00:27:10,335
- - WOMAN: No!
- - (BOY YELLING)
- 566
- 00:27:11,001 --> 00:27:13,269
- WOMAN: Help! My kids!
- 567
- 00:27:13,271 --> 00:27:15,240
- Lifeguard Tower One!
- 568
- 00:27:17,407 --> 00:27:18,877
- (ENGINE STARTS)
- 569
- 00:27:49,941 --> 00:27:51,343
- Help!
- 570
- 00:27:52,443 --> 00:27:54,913
- - (ENGINE REVVING)
- - (PEOPLE SCREAMING)
- 571
- 00:27:55,178 --> 00:27:56,914
- Look out! Look out!
- 572
- 00:27:59,216 --> 00:28:00,916
- We're on the go!
- 573
- 00:28:00,918 --> 00:28:02,117
- Come on, move!
- 574
- 00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:03,352
- Yo, move!
- 575
- 00:28:03,354 --> 00:28:05,186
- Watch it! Move, move, move!
- 576
- 00:28:05,188 --> 00:28:07,358
- (PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)
- 577
- 00:28:08,592 --> 00:28:10,227
- MAN: Hey, look out!
- 578
- 00:28:10,928 --> 00:28:12,630
- Lady, get out of the way!
- 579
- 00:28:22,373 --> 00:28:24,342
- (WOMAN SCREAMING)
- 580
- 00:28:25,009 --> 00:28:27,209
- - My kids!
- - Ma'am, everything's okay.
- 581
- 00:28:27,211 --> 00:28:29,010
- I'm here to save you.
- My name is Matt Brody.
- 582
- 00:28:29,012 --> 00:28:30,112
- - (PUNCHING)
- - (BRODY GRUNTS)
- 583
- 00:28:30,114 --> 00:28:32,147
- - WOMAN: Somebody help!
- - Ma'am, stop it!
- 584
- 00:28:32,149 --> 00:28:34,318
- I can't save you if you're being a dick!
- 585
- 00:28:36,553 --> 00:28:38,287
- - Where are the other two?
- - BRODY: "Other two"?
- 586
- 00:28:38,289 --> 00:28:39,622
- Oh, shit.
- 587
- 00:28:39,624 --> 00:28:41,526
- (WOMAN SCREAMS)
- 588
- 00:28:50,501 --> 00:28:51,936
- - Here you go. Here you go.
- - Okay.
- 589
- 00:28:52,436 --> 00:28:53,838
- C.J.: Take him.
- 590
- 00:28:57,175 --> 00:28:58,676
- You're okay.
- 591
- 00:28:59,376 --> 00:29:00,608
- Come on.
- 592
- 00:29:00,610 --> 00:29:02,478
- Breathe for me. Come on, big man.
- 593
- 00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:03,511
- MITCH: Come on.
- 594
- 00:29:03,513 --> 00:29:04,815
- (PANTING)
- 595
- 00:29:07,085 --> 00:29:08,284
- We'll set you down right here.
- 596
- 00:29:08,286 --> 00:29:10,486
- Good. Let's get you over. Attaboy.
- 597
- 00:29:10,488 --> 00:29:11,790
- (COUGHING)
- 598
- 00:29:12,190 --> 00:29:14,022
- - C.J.: Brody, stop!
- - One, two, three...
- 599
- 00:29:14,024 --> 00:29:15,657
- - Brody, stop!
- - What? Why?
- 600
- 00:29:15,659 --> 00:29:17,428
- Her airway's blocked.
- 601
- 00:29:18,562 --> 00:29:20,564
- (CHOKES AND GASPS)
- 602
- 00:29:21,665 --> 00:29:24,369
- - Okay, breathe.
- - C.J., she good?
- 603
- 00:29:25,369 --> 00:29:26,937
- - Steph, how is she?
- - She's all right.
- 604
- 00:29:27,637 --> 00:29:29,171
- You're gonna be good.
- 605
- 00:29:29,173 --> 00:29:30,405
- Give me some.
- 606
- 00:29:30,407 --> 00:29:31,842
- Let's get you to your mom.
- 607
- 00:29:33,778 --> 00:29:36,715
- (CROWD CHEERING)
- 608
- 00:29:41,152 --> 00:29:42,218
- MITCH: All right, guys. Hey, listen up.
- 609
- 00:29:42,220 --> 00:29:45,086
- We want to thank you for
- a great year of qualifiers.
- 610
- 00:29:45,088 --> 00:29:47,655
- For those of you who don't
- go on and become trainees,
- 611
- 00:29:47,657 --> 00:29:50,659
- we wanna thank you, we
- expect to see you next year.
- 612
- 00:29:50,661 --> 00:29:53,832
- To the trainees who
- made it, congratulations.
- 613
- 00:29:57,801 --> 00:29:59,567
- Oh, my God. I made it.
- 614
- 00:29:59,569 --> 00:30:01,636
- (GASPS) I made it! Oh, my God.
- 615
- 00:30:01,638 --> 00:30:03,705
- - (CHUCKLES)
- - Thank you so much.
- 616
- 00:30:03,707 --> 00:30:05,207
- MITCH: You don't ever have to thank me.
- 617
- 00:30:05,209 --> 00:30:06,307
- You did this one on your own.
- 618
- 00:30:06,309 --> 00:30:07,745
- - Thank you.
- - You're welcome.
- 619
- 00:30:08,445 --> 00:30:10,447
- What the fuck? That's my name.
- 620
- 00:30:11,182 --> 00:30:13,481
- (LAUGHS) That's my name!
- 621
- 00:30:13,483 --> 00:30:14,817
- Holy shit!
- 622
- 00:30:14,819 --> 00:30:16,020
- I made it onto...
- 623
- 00:30:16,788 --> 00:30:18,788
- Wait. Do not tell me that I'm the tech guy.
- 624
- 00:30:18,790 --> 00:30:20,189
- No!
- 625
- 00:30:20,191 --> 00:30:21,656
- No, I chose you because you have heart,
- 626
- 00:30:21,658 --> 00:30:24,460
- no quit and you leave
- it all out on the beach.
- 627
- 00:30:24,462 --> 00:30:26,865
- - RONNIE: Thanks, Mitch.
- - MITCH: Congratulations.
- 628
- 00:30:29,133 --> 00:30:30,734
- MITCH: Hey, High School Musical.
- 629
- 00:30:31,101 --> 00:30:32,469
- You were reckless out there.
- 630
- 00:30:33,236 --> 00:30:35,604
- Completely destroyed a
- motorcycle, which you stole.
- 631
- 00:30:35,606 --> 00:30:36,739
- (SCOFFS) I didn't steal that.
- 632
- 00:30:36,741 --> 00:30:38,307
- I commandeered it, okay?
- 633
- 00:30:38,309 --> 00:30:40,742
- Because it was faster
- and clearly had insurance.
- 634
- 00:30:40,744 --> 00:30:41,778
- And by the way,
- 635
- 00:30:41,780 --> 00:30:45,346
- the lady that I saved,
- she didn't seem to mind.
- 636
- 00:30:45,348 --> 00:30:46,515
- Let me tell you something, man,
- 637
- 00:30:46,517 --> 00:30:47,817
- the rescues don't mean a thing
- 638
- 00:30:47,819 --> 00:30:49,652
- if you put other people in danger. Okay?
- 639
- 00:30:49,654 --> 00:30:51,787
- Now, I get it, you're
- fast, you're fearless.
- 640
- 00:30:51,789 --> 00:30:53,823
- And I have to make you
- a trainee, butterfly,
- 641
- 00:30:53,825 --> 00:30:55,090
- but you got a lot to learn.
- 642
- 00:30:55,092 --> 00:30:56,459
- All right. Thank you, Lieutenant.
- 643
- 00:30:56,461 --> 00:30:57,896
- (CLICKS TONGUE)
- 644
- 00:31:00,764 --> 00:31:01,797
- All right, listen up!
- 645
- 00:31:01,799 --> 00:31:04,133
- Training begins at 0600.
- 646
- 00:31:04,135 --> 00:31:06,535
- Hot Wheels, I'll see you
- back here in the morning.
- 647
- 00:31:06,537 --> 00:31:07,906
- Sure thing, Lieutenant.
- 648
- 00:31:09,139 --> 00:31:10,605
- Welcome to Baywatch.
- 649
- 00:31:10,607 --> 00:31:12,343
- (RONNIE CHEERING)
- 650
- 00:31:13,845 --> 00:31:15,146
- All right.
- 651
- 00:31:15,546 --> 00:31:17,882
- VICTORIA: Hey, I'm so
- glad I caught you all.
- 652
- 00:31:19,684 --> 00:31:21,383
- I don't mean to interrupt,
- 653
- 00:31:21,385 --> 00:31:23,751
- but everyone on the beach
- is talking about you guys.
- 654
- 00:31:23,753 --> 00:31:24,819
- Thank you.
- 655
- 00:31:24,821 --> 00:31:27,522
- Brody, that save sounds incredible.
- 656
- 00:31:27,524 --> 00:31:29,391
- Impulsive, but incredible.
- 657
- 00:31:29,393 --> 00:31:31,126
- Appreciate it. See that?
- 658
- 00:31:31,128 --> 00:31:33,128
- Ah, we're just doing our jobs.
- 659
- 00:31:33,130 --> 00:31:34,430
- Oh.
- 660
- 00:31:34,432 --> 00:31:36,531
- Hey, guys, this is Victoria Leeds,
- 661
- 00:31:36,533 --> 00:31:38,701
- the new owner of the Huntley Club.
- 662
- 00:31:38,703 --> 00:31:39,635
- - Hey. How you doing?
- - Hey.
- 663
- 00:31:39,637 --> 00:31:41,670
- Well, I just wanted to invite all of you
- 664
- 00:31:41,672 --> 00:31:43,571
- to the Huntley. We're having an open house.
- 665
- 00:31:43,573 --> 00:31:46,575
- It's a kind of a "meet
- the neighbors" thing.
- 666
- 00:31:46,577 --> 00:31:48,743
- Look, I know that the
- club's kind of "fancy"
- 667
- 00:31:48,745 --> 00:31:51,413
- and probably not your scene,
- 668
- 00:31:51,415 --> 00:31:53,584
- but you have a standing invitation.
- 669
- 00:31:53,783 --> 00:31:56,720
- Thank you. We'll keep that in mind.
- 670
- 00:31:59,322 --> 00:32:01,557
- - I'll see you there?
- - See you then.
- 671
- 00:32:01,559 --> 00:32:02,924
- Let's go, Frankie.
- 672
- 00:32:02,926 --> 00:32:04,628
- (ENGINE STARTS)
- 673
- 00:32:24,182 --> 00:32:26,017
- (SIGHS)
- 674
- 00:32:32,290 --> 00:32:33,725
- C.J.: Brody?
- 675
- 00:32:34,192 --> 00:32:35,790
- - Hey.
- - What are you doing?
- 676
- 00:32:35,792 --> 00:32:38,460
- Nothing. I was just, uh...
- 677
- 00:32:38,462 --> 00:32:39,827
- You know, stargazing.
- 678
- 00:32:39,829 --> 00:32:41,532
- Under a pier?
- 679
- 00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:43,598
- Yeah. That way.
- 680
- 00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:45,000
- Look, you're on the team,
- 681
- 00:32:45,002 --> 00:32:47,869
- and, um, I don't want anyone on
- the team sleeping outside, so...
- 682
- 00:32:47,871 --> 00:32:49,837
- Yeah, come on. You're
- coming with me. Let's go.
- 683
- 00:32:49,839 --> 00:32:52,208
- Brody, let's go, I don't
- want to wait for you. Come on.
- 684
- 00:32:52,210 --> 00:32:53,776
- BRODY: Thank you again, so much.
- 685
- 00:32:53,778 --> 00:32:54,943
- Really embarrassed.
- 686
- 00:32:54,945 --> 00:32:57,246
- C.J.: Yeah, no, it's totally
- cool. Don't worry about it.
- 687
- 00:32:57,248 --> 00:32:58,948
- Oh, I forgot something in my car.
- 688
- 00:32:58,950 --> 00:32:59,816
- Um, just... Just knock.
- 689
- 00:32:59,818 --> 00:33:02,483
- You sure Stephanie won't mind? It's cool?
- 690
- 00:33:02,485 --> 00:33:04,486
- It's cool. She won't mind at all.
- 691
- 00:33:04,488 --> 00:33:05,621
- Thank you so much.
- 692
- 00:33:05,623 --> 00:33:07,489
- This is really cool of you guys.
- 693
- 00:33:07,491 --> 00:33:08,893
- Mmm-hmm. No problem.
- 694
- 00:33:09,226 --> 00:33:11,196
- (GASPS) What the fuck?
- 695
- 00:33:14,331 --> 00:33:15,763
- - 'Sup.
- - Hey.
- 696
- 00:33:15,765 --> 00:33:16,965
- This is your house, isn't it?
- 697
- 00:33:16,967 --> 00:33:19,434
- Yeah, this is, um... It's my house.
- 698
- 00:33:19,436 --> 00:33:20,501
- Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
- 699
- 00:33:20,503 --> 00:33:22,238
- I assume you need a place to crash.
- 700
- 00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:24,209
- - Yeah.
- - Come on in.
- 701
- 00:33:25,342 --> 00:33:27,308
- Just like C.J., always picking up strays.
- 702
- 00:33:27,310 --> 00:33:28,713
- (SIGHS)
- 703
- 00:33:37,254 --> 00:33:39,690
- Quit looking at Little Mitch! It's creepy.
- 704
- 00:33:40,390 --> 00:33:42,559
- Come and see where you're gonna crash.
- 705
- 00:33:42,659 --> 00:33:43,961
- There's your cot.
- 706
- 00:33:45,363 --> 00:33:47,663
- Don't jack off on my sheets.
- 707
- 00:33:47,665 --> 00:33:48,966
- Don't.
- 708
- 00:33:50,701 --> 00:33:52,667
- MAN 1: (ON RADIO) I can't
- find my hermit crab.
- 709
- 00:33:52,669 --> 00:33:54,803
- I think he ran out earlier today.
- 710
- 00:33:54,805 --> 00:33:57,775
- He's got short legs, but
- he's got a fast walk, so,
- 711
- 00:33:57,907 --> 00:34:00,811
- if you'd keep eyes open,
- I'd appreciate that.
- 712
- 00:34:01,945 --> 00:34:05,215
- MAN 2: (ON RADIO) I will start combing
- the beach first thing at sunup.
- 713
- 00:34:06,517 --> 00:34:08,616
- MAN 3: This is Echo
- Bravo 153. Go ahead.
- 714
- 00:34:08,618 --> 00:34:12,321
- Fuck it. Mitch, can I please
- turn the C.B. off in my room?
- 715
- 00:34:12,323 --> 00:34:13,721
- MITCH: (ON RADIO) Jonas
- Brother, listen to me.
- 716
- 00:34:13,723 --> 00:34:14,857
- Get your beauty rest.
- 717
- 00:34:14,859 --> 00:34:17,026
- We're starting bright
- and early tomorrow.
- 718
- 00:34:17,028 --> 00:34:18,730
- (GROANS)
- 719
- 00:34:19,897 --> 00:34:22,233
- (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
- 720
- 00:34:25,303 --> 00:34:27,303
- How was your first riptide?
- 721
- 00:34:27,305 --> 00:34:28,773
- (GROANING)
- 722
- 00:34:29,406 --> 00:34:30,571
- It stings!
- 723
- 00:34:30,573 --> 00:34:32,473
- That's just the lactic acid.
- 724
- 00:34:32,475 --> 00:34:34,745
- Actually, it's the jellyfish stuck to you.
- 725
- 00:34:35,578 --> 00:34:36,645
- (SCREAMING)
- 726
- 00:34:36,647 --> 00:34:37,845
- What the fuck?
- 727
- 00:34:37,847 --> 00:34:39,848
- (WHIMPERING)
- 728
- 00:34:39,850 --> 00:34:41,015
- Oh, my God!
- 729
- 00:34:41,017 --> 00:34:42,484
- One, two, three. Cross.
- 730
- 00:34:42,486 --> 00:34:43,651
- One, two, three.
- 731
- 00:34:43,653 --> 00:34:45,921
- Keep your hands up. One, two, duck! Again.
- 732
- 00:34:45,923 --> 00:34:47,455
- One, two, duck!
- 733
- 00:34:47,457 --> 00:34:48,893
- - (GRUNTS)
- - Nice!
- 734
- 00:34:54,999 --> 00:34:56,799
- What you, uh... What
- you doing there, killer?
- 735
- 00:34:56,801 --> 00:34:58,566
- Um, I don't know.
- 736
- 00:34:58,568 --> 00:34:59,600
- (BOTH CHUCKLE)
- 737
- 00:34:59,602 --> 00:35:01,904
- - I don't know.
- - Okay.
- 738
- 00:35:01,906 --> 00:35:04,839
- Honestly, I don't even
- know what I'm doing here.
- 739
- 00:35:04,841 --> 00:35:07,109
- Mitch sees something in you.
- 740
- 00:35:07,111 --> 00:35:09,611
- And I see it, too. I do.
- 741
- 00:35:09,613 --> 00:35:11,181
- I really do.
- 742
- 00:35:11,881 --> 00:35:13,015
- What?
- 743
- 00:35:13,017 --> 00:35:14,752
- - What?
- - (BOTH LAUGH)
- 744
- 00:35:15,618 --> 00:35:16,920
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- 745
- 00:35:17,754 --> 00:35:20,157
- Very important lesson.
- 746
- 00:35:20,490 --> 00:35:21,924
- That is the Devil's Urchin.
- 747
- 00:35:21,926 --> 00:35:23,024
- One prick out of that thing
- 748
- 00:35:23,026 --> 00:35:24,560
- will give you enough adrenaline
- 749
- 00:35:24,562 --> 00:35:26,028
- to choke out a pissed-off bull.
- 750
- 00:35:26,030 --> 00:35:27,863
- The only problem is, after that,
- 751
- 00:35:27,865 --> 00:35:30,201
- you say some crazy-ass shit,
- and then you fucking die.
- 752
- 00:35:30,801 --> 00:35:32,935
- Now pick that up and take it to Tower One.
- 753
- 00:35:32,937 --> 00:35:35,937
- So these are just like
- laying around everywhere?
- 754
- 00:35:35,939 --> 00:35:36,906
- Do you want me to help you?
- 755
- 00:35:36,908 --> 00:35:39,744
- Okay, look, let's just
- be honest, all right?
- 756
- 00:35:40,044 --> 00:35:41,946
- I mean, we've lost him.
- 757
- 00:35:42,446 --> 00:35:43,946
- - No, it's not your fault.
- - No, Ted.
- 758
- 00:35:43,948 --> 00:35:45,446
- - (BOTH WAILING)
- - Not my boy Ted.
- 759
- 00:35:45,448 --> 00:35:47,415
- - Why, why, Ted?
- - Why you, Ted?
- 760
- 00:35:47,417 --> 00:35:48,750
- Why?
- 761
- 00:35:48,752 --> 00:35:51,720
- Don't you do this to me,
- Ted! Don't you do this!
- 762
- 00:35:51,722 --> 00:35:53,388
- (BOTH LAUGH)
- 763
- 00:35:53,390 --> 00:35:54,624
- Okay, no. But, seriously, I got to help you
- 764
- 00:35:54,626 --> 00:35:56,792
- because you are gonna kill
- someone with that technique.
- 765
- 00:35:56,794 --> 00:35:58,660
- - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- - All right. Okay. Ready?
- 766
- 00:35:58,662 --> 00:36:00,863
- Wait, Summer, do you
- have time to study later?
- 767
- 00:36:00,865 --> 00:36:02,367
- Yeah. Um...
- 768
- 00:36:04,100 --> 00:36:06,134
- Did you just, uh, look at my boobs?
- 769
- 00:36:06,136 --> 00:36:07,870
- I... Was not my intention.
- 770
- 00:36:07,872 --> 00:36:10,839
- I didn't, uh, stare directly at them.
- 771
- 00:36:10,841 --> 00:36:12,073
- You're looking at them right now.
- 772
- 00:36:12,075 --> 00:36:13,709
- Now I did.
- 773
- 00:36:13,711 --> 00:36:15,246
- 'Cause you're talking about them.
- 774
- 00:36:15,412 --> 00:36:17,178
- Testing. Failed.
- 775
- 00:36:17,180 --> 00:36:18,680
- Oh, my God. Well, we're gonna be
- 776
- 00:36:18,682 --> 00:36:20,384
- - in swimsuits a lot, so...
- - Yeah.
- 777
- 00:36:20,517 --> 00:36:21,750
- If it's gonna be a problem for you...
- 778
- 00:36:21,752 --> 00:36:23,551
- There's not a problem for me.
- 779
- 00:36:23,553 --> 00:36:24,953
- - At all. Cool.
- - Yeah.
- 780
- 00:36:24,955 --> 00:36:26,821
- All right. You just looked at them again.
- 781
- 00:36:26,823 --> 00:36:29,024
- - No, I didn't. I was... I didn't...
- - Yeah, you did.
- 782
- 00:36:29,026 --> 00:36:30,959
- Well, when you point them out like that...
- 783
- 00:36:30,961 --> 00:36:33,364
- It's a compliment if you
- think about it, sort of.
- 784
- 00:36:38,868 --> 00:36:40,067
- COUNCILMAN: Victoria.
- 785
- 00:36:40,069 --> 00:36:41,236
- I'm gonna need more time.
- 786
- 00:36:41,238 --> 00:36:44,872
- (SIGHS) Do I strike you as
- a patient woman, Councilman?
- 787
- 00:36:44,874 --> 00:36:49,111
- No, no, I got the council to sign
- off on your real estate proposal.
- 788
- 00:36:49,113 --> 00:36:50,979
- Just some property owners
- won't give approval.
- 789
- 00:36:50,981 --> 00:36:52,282
- But I'm working on it.
- 790
- 00:36:52,883 --> 00:36:54,851
- Yeah, well, you just ran out of time.
- 791
- 00:36:54,984 --> 00:36:57,453
- Leon, would you show Mr. Rodriguez
- 792
- 00:36:57,455 --> 00:36:59,857
- what we do to people who don't deliver?
- 793
- 00:37:03,861 --> 00:37:04,993
- I know you're dealing flakka,
- 794
- 00:37:04,995 --> 00:37:07,796
- which is gonna drive down
- real estate prices in the bay,
- 795
- 00:37:07,798 --> 00:37:09,131
- right? Right?
- 796
- 00:37:09,133 --> 00:37:12,936
- So if anything happens
- to me, I will expose you.
- 797
- 00:37:13,870 --> 00:37:15,470
- And then you'll never get your approvals.
- 798
- 00:37:15,472 --> 00:37:17,473
- Such accusations.
- 799
- 00:37:17,475 --> 00:37:19,475
- I'm not a Bond villain.
- 800
- 00:37:19,477 --> 00:37:20,878
- Well, yet.
- 801
- 00:37:20,977 --> 00:37:22,413
- You're in politics.
- 802
- 00:37:23,214 --> 00:37:24,446
- You know that no one can
- claw their way to the top
- 803
- 00:37:24,448 --> 00:37:27,452
- without getting a little
- dirt under their fingernails.
- 804
- 00:37:27,751 --> 00:37:30,819
- Clearly, I overestimated you.
- 805
- 00:37:30,821 --> 00:37:32,889
- But calling me a drug dealer...
- 806
- 00:37:33,890 --> 00:37:36,892
- It's so much bigger than that, you know?
- 807
- 00:37:36,894 --> 00:37:38,861
- - I...
- - Leon...
- 808
- 00:37:38,863 --> 00:37:40,264
- Teach him some manners.
- 809
- 00:37:41,164 --> 00:37:42,833
- Have fun, boys.
- 810
- 00:37:43,167 --> 00:37:44,633
- I agree with...
- 811
- 00:37:44,635 --> 00:37:45,767
- I overstepped.
- 812
- 00:37:45,769 --> 00:37:47,938
- I overstepped, Victoria.
- 813
- 00:37:48,171 --> 00:37:50,073
- Guys, we can talk about this.
- 814
- 00:37:51,175 --> 00:37:53,841
- Leon doesn't talk. He's a man of action.
- 815
- 00:37:53,843 --> 00:37:56,214
- - There's a purity to that.
- - I'm going to kill you.
- 816
- 00:37:56,780 --> 00:37:58,913
- Damn it. You do that every time.
- 817
- 00:37:58,915 --> 00:38:01,485
- I build you up, and then
- you ruin the mystique.
- 818
- 00:38:03,653 --> 00:38:06,089
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- 819
- 00:38:08,591 --> 00:38:10,527
- (HUMMING)
- 820
- 00:38:19,236 --> 00:38:21,537
- - See something you like?
- - Jesus Christ.
- 821
- 00:38:21,539 --> 00:38:24,509
- - (LAUGHS)
- - You, uh... You got me.
- 822
- 00:38:24,874 --> 00:38:27,209
- You're gonna be cool and go
- talk to her like a real man,
- 823
- 00:38:27,211 --> 00:38:29,310
- or you gonna stand up here
- and be Creepy Creeperton
- 824
- 00:38:29,312 --> 00:38:30,245
- through the binoculars?
- 825
- 00:38:30,247 --> 00:38:32,113
- Look, man, I'm fine in that department,
- 826
- 00:38:32,115 --> 00:38:34,549
- - so don't worry about me.
- - Yeah.
- 827
- 00:38:34,551 --> 00:38:37,084
- I'm sure your approach to women
- is Snapchatting a dick pic or two.
- 828
- 00:38:37,086 --> 00:38:38,922
- Don't ever do that.
- 829
- 00:38:39,189 --> 00:38:42,256
- A lot of people screenshot them nowadays.
- 830
- 00:38:42,258 --> 00:38:45,028
- Yeah. If it leaks on the
- Internet, it's terrible.
- 831
- 00:38:45,095 --> 00:38:46,160
- WOMAN: (ON RADIO) Hola?
- Is anyone there?
- 832
- 00:38:46,162 --> 00:38:47,696
- This is Baywatch. What
- is your emergency? Over.
- 833
- 00:38:47,698 --> 00:38:51,300
- Please help! Please help!
- My friends and I are on a boat.
- 834
- 00:38:51,324 --> 00:38:54,224
- We are lost... We are lost...
- and there's fire everywhere!
- 835
- 00:38:54,305 --> 00:38:55,504
- What is your position? Over.
- 836
- 00:38:55,506 --> 00:38:58,573
- WOMAN: (IN ENGLISH) Gringa,
- my position is the ocean.
- 837
- 00:38:59,475 --> 00:39:01,010
- I can't feel my face!
- 838
- 00:39:01,144 --> 00:39:03,145
- Okay, call Coast Guard. We got a 10-73.
- 839
- 00:39:03,147 --> 00:39:04,645
- - I'm gonna take the WaveRunner.
- - "10-73"?
- 840
- 00:39:04,647 --> 00:39:05,948
- You and C.J. take Rescue One.
- 841
- 00:39:05,950 --> 00:39:07,616
- - Go, go, go!
- - STEPHANIE: Rescue One, ASAP.
- 842
- 00:39:07,618 --> 00:39:09,250
- Hold up! Wait, what,
- what? What are we doing?
- 843
- 00:39:09,252 --> 00:39:10,821
- Shit.
- 844
- 00:39:11,821 --> 00:39:14,055
- - Summer? What's a 10-73?
- - Fire!
- 845
- 00:39:14,057 --> 00:39:15,691
- "Fire"? What does that mean? In the ocean?
- 846
- 00:39:15,693 --> 00:39:16,924
- You need to start studying!
- 847
- 00:39:16,926 --> 00:39:18,894
- Yeah, I know. Got it. I'm there.
- 848
- 00:39:18,896 --> 00:39:20,398
- See you out there.
- 849
- 00:39:24,068 --> 00:39:25,633
- - MITCH: Come on. Let's go.
- - I'm coming!
- 850
- 00:39:25,635 --> 00:39:27,134
- - If you're comin', hurry up.
- - Where's mine?
- 851
- 00:39:27,136 --> 00:39:28,438
- You don't get one.
- 852
- 00:39:31,008 --> 00:39:32,107
- Whoa!
- 853
- 00:39:32,109 --> 00:39:33,609
- Come on. Quit screwing around!
- 854
- 00:39:33,611 --> 00:39:34,875
- - Could you wait for me?
- - Come on.
- 855
- 00:39:34,877 --> 00:39:36,345
- God damn it, let's go.
- 856
- 00:39:36,347 --> 00:39:38,049
- Go, go, go!
- 857
- 00:39:41,852 --> 00:39:45,623
- Lock your arms around my waist or
- you're gonna fucking fall off again!
- 858
- 00:39:46,122 --> 00:39:47,888
- - This is so awkward, dude.
- - Hold on. Hold on.
- 859
- 00:39:47,890 --> 00:39:50,125
- BRODY: How many buckets of
- lotion do you wear a day?
- 860
- 00:39:50,127 --> 00:39:52,463
- You're like a greasy, hairless gorilla.
- 861
- 00:39:57,001 --> 00:39:58,299
- Don't worry, guys! I got it.
- 862
- 00:39:58,301 --> 00:40:00,971
- I'll take care of... If the fire spreads...
- 863
- 00:40:06,176 --> 00:40:07,776
- All right, I need you to take the throttle.
- 864
- 00:40:07,778 --> 00:40:08,810
- That's impossible.
- 865
- 00:40:08,812 --> 00:40:12,082
- Go between my arms and
- take the fucking throttle!
- 866
- 00:40:17,321 --> 00:40:19,090
- Holy shit.
- 867
- 00:40:32,836 --> 00:40:34,639
- When I say so, hard right turn.
- 868
- 00:40:34,937 --> 00:40:36,640
- - What?
- - Three.
- 869
- 00:40:36,874 --> 00:40:39,576
- - Two. One. Go!
- - Oh, shit, man. I don't know.
- 870
- 00:41:07,271 --> 00:41:09,072
- (GASPING)
- 871
- 00:41:10,707 --> 00:41:11,740
- Oh, thank God.
- 872
- 00:41:11,742 --> 00:41:13,107
- Are you the fire water man?
- 873
- 00:41:13,109 --> 00:41:14,042
- Tell me, where are your friends?
- 874
- 00:41:14,044 --> 00:41:15,444
- - I don't know.
- - Okay. You stay right here.
- 875
- 00:41:15,446 --> 00:41:17,048
- - Don't move. Okay?
- - Okay.
- 876
- 00:41:23,252 --> 00:41:24,654
- WOMAN: Help!
- 877
- 00:41:25,122 --> 00:41:26,690
- Down here!
- 878
- 00:41:29,093 --> 00:41:31,161
- - Is anyone there?
- - (COUGHING)
- 879
- 00:41:31,495 --> 00:41:32,861
- MITCH: I hear you!
- 880
- 00:41:32,863 --> 00:41:35,096
- Get to the front of the boat! We're coming!
- 881
- 00:41:35,098 --> 00:41:36,397
- WOMAN: Help!
- 882
- 00:41:36,399 --> 00:41:38,165
- (SCREAMING)
- 883
- 00:41:38,167 --> 00:41:39,469
- Help me!
- 884
- 00:41:42,171 --> 00:41:43,473
- Mitch!
- 885
- 00:41:50,414 --> 00:41:51,715
- Portside.
- 886
- 00:41:57,287 --> 00:41:58,386
- Over here!
- 887
- 00:41:58,388 --> 00:42:00,055
- - MITCH: In the front!
- - Fuck.
- 888
- 00:42:00,057 --> 00:42:01,990
- There's a girl trapped
- in the front of the boat!
- 889
- 00:42:01,992 --> 00:42:03,594
- There's too much fire!
- 890
- 00:42:05,495 --> 00:42:06,895
- No way.
- 891
- 00:42:06,897 --> 00:42:08,129
- (WOMAN SPEAKING SPANISH)
- 892
- 00:42:08,131 --> 00:42:09,433
- C.J.!
- 893
- 00:42:12,870 --> 00:42:13,901
- Okay, guapo.
- 894
- 00:42:13,903 --> 00:42:16,004
- If you want me, you can have me.
- 895
- 00:42:16,006 --> 00:42:18,641
- But rapido because
- the boat is on fire.
- 896
- 00:42:18,908 --> 00:42:20,174
- - Some other time.
- - No...
- 897
- 00:42:20,176 --> 00:42:21,511
- (WOMAN SCREAMING)
- 898
- 00:42:25,515 --> 00:42:26,848
- C.J.: Are you all right? Can you hear me?
- 899
- 00:42:26,850 --> 00:42:28,183
- No, I'm not okay!
- 900
- 00:42:28,185 --> 00:42:30,087
- (INDISTINCT TALKING)
- 901
- 00:42:30,254 --> 00:42:32,356
- WOMAN 2: Help! Please!
- 902
- 00:42:34,323 --> 00:42:36,493
- Help! In here!
- 903
- 00:42:38,327 --> 00:42:40,028
- (EXHALES)
- 904
- 00:42:40,030 --> 00:42:42,096
- Do not go under that fire, Brody!
- 905
- 00:42:42,098 --> 00:42:43,534
- Wait!
- 906
- 00:42:44,901 --> 00:42:46,200
- WOMAN 2: In here!
- 907
- 00:42:46,202 --> 00:42:48,370
- Please! Help!
- 908
- 00:42:48,372 --> 00:42:49,937
- - Oh, my God!
- - Take my hand.
- 909
- 00:42:49,939 --> 00:42:51,375
- - Trust me.
- 910
- 00:42:53,943 --> 00:42:55,576
- - Are you hurt?
- - No. I'm okay.
- 911
- 00:42:55,578 --> 00:42:57,111
- - Good. Hang on.
- - What?
- 912
- 00:42:57,113 --> 00:42:58,782
- - (GRUNTS) C.J.!
- 913
- 00:42:59,182 --> 00:43:00,517
- MITCH: Portside!
- 914
- 00:43:05,589 --> 00:43:07,087
- - Miss, are you okay?
- 915
- 00:43:07,089 --> 00:43:08,223
- WOMAN 2: Can you help me?
- 916
- 00:43:08,225 --> 00:43:10,360
- C.J.: Are you all right? Are you hurt?
- 917
- 00:43:15,131 --> 00:43:16,667
- (GRUNTING)
- 918
- 00:43:28,979 --> 00:43:30,581
- SUMMER: Brody!
- 919
- 00:43:38,921 --> 00:43:40,154
- - (COUGHING)
- - Oh.
- 920
- 00:43:40,156 --> 00:43:41,288
- Are you okay?
- 921
- 00:43:41,290 --> 00:43:43,258
- That was such a great plan,
- 922
- 00:43:43,260 --> 00:43:45,462
- just to see fire and
- just swim right into it.
- 923
- 00:43:46,629 --> 00:43:48,162
- You care about me.
- 924
- 00:43:48,164 --> 00:43:50,365
- - I care about you.
- - Ugh.
- 925
- 00:43:50,367 --> 00:43:52,136
- Get off that boat, Mitch.
- 926
- 00:44:18,896 --> 00:44:21,197
- - (GRUNTING)
- - ...eight, nine, ten.
- 927
- 00:44:26,669 --> 00:44:28,069
- MITCH: Come on.
- 928
- 00:44:28,071 --> 00:44:30,437
- Hey, other than him, we did good, right?
- 929
- 00:44:30,439 --> 00:44:31,573
- Like, we saved everyone.
- 930
- 00:44:31,575 --> 00:44:33,040
- Yes, including you.
- 931
- 00:44:33,042 --> 00:44:34,209
- I know that.
- 932
- 00:44:34,211 --> 00:44:36,477
- I'm just saying, all things considered,
- 933
- 00:44:36,479 --> 00:44:38,748
- things could've gone a lot worse.
- 934
- 00:44:39,048 --> 00:44:40,415
- MITCH: Come on!
- 935
- 00:44:40,417 --> 00:44:42,183
- Is he going to be okay?
- 936
- 00:44:42,185 --> 00:44:43,584
- Do you know what happened
- to the Councilman?
- 937
- 00:44:43,586 --> 00:44:45,086
- No, I don't know.
- 938
- 00:44:45,088 --> 00:44:46,553
- We were partying,
- 939
- 00:44:46,555 --> 00:44:49,692
- and then when we came upstairs,
- the boat was already on fire.
- 940
- 00:44:55,432 --> 00:44:57,234
- (MITCH SIGHS)
- 941
- 00:44:58,502 --> 00:45:01,703
- You disobeyed an order out
- there, put yourself in danger.
- 942
- 00:45:01,705 --> 00:45:03,305
- You can't save anyone if you die.
- 943
- 00:45:03,307 --> 00:45:05,809
- Yeah, I know. I messed up. Okay?
- 944
- 00:45:06,042 --> 00:45:07,508
- I'm just... What are we still doing here?
- 945
- 00:45:07,510 --> 00:45:09,076
- - Just write this down.
- - Can we just go?
- 946
- 00:45:09,078 --> 00:45:11,312
- Victim is male, five foot nine...
- 947
- 00:45:11,314 --> 00:45:14,049
- Hey, hey, hey. Get back
- right now. Do not contaminate
- 948
- 00:45:14,051 --> 00:45:15,452
- my crime scene.
- 949
- 00:45:16,419 --> 00:45:17,352
- Come on, Ellerbee.
- 950
- 00:45:17,354 --> 00:45:19,154
- Don't give me any of
- that jurisdiction shit.
- 951
- 00:45:19,156 --> 00:45:21,355
- Uh, no, I won't, because technically,
- 952
- 00:45:21,357 --> 00:45:23,524
- you don't have a jurisdiction, lifeguard.
- 953
- 00:45:23,526 --> 00:45:27,495
- You got one job, make sure
- swim-happy white people don't drown.
- 954
- 00:45:27,497 --> 00:45:31,399
- Technically, that boat out there is
- the Coast Guard's jurisdiction. Okay?
- 955
- 00:45:31,401 --> 00:45:33,968
- And if I would've waited for them,
- all these girls would be dead.
- 956
- 00:45:33,970 --> 00:45:35,069
- - What?
- - We would have died?
- 957
- 00:45:35,071 --> 00:45:37,372
- - Burned to a crisp.
- - I'm not ready to die!
- 958
- 00:45:37,374 --> 00:45:39,710
- I know. It's okay, you're not.
- 959
- 00:45:40,243 --> 00:45:42,109
- So technically, we saved lives.
- 960
- 00:45:42,111 --> 00:45:44,078
- Technically, I see a dead body,
- 961
- 00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:46,982
- which technically makes this a crime scene.
- 962
- 00:45:46,984 --> 00:45:50,084
- Hey, technically, these "technically's"
- are wasting a lot of time, technically.
- 963
- 00:45:50,086 --> 00:45:51,319
- Thank you, blue-eyed demon.
- 964
- 00:45:51,321 --> 00:45:52,489
- (SIGHS)
- 965
- 00:45:53,022 --> 00:45:55,390
- And as far as this dead body goes, look.
- 966
- 00:45:55,392 --> 00:45:57,658
- Badge on a uniform.
- 967
- 00:45:57,660 --> 00:45:59,761
- Patch on a swimsuit.
- 968
- 00:45:59,763 --> 00:46:01,599
- Lieutenant. Beat cop.
- 969
- 00:46:02,131 --> 00:46:03,397
- So keep us informed
- 970
- 00:46:03,399 --> 00:46:05,000
- of the investigation and
- we're gonna do the same.
- 971
- 00:46:05,002 --> 00:46:07,267
- All right. Hey, how do I keep in touch?
- 972
- 00:46:07,269 --> 00:46:08,403
- Seashell phone,
- 973
- 00:46:08,405 --> 00:46:12,040
- or do I just blow into
- the conch and you appear?
- 974
- 00:46:12,042 --> 00:46:13,207
- That's the spirit, Ellerbee.
- 975
- 00:46:13,209 --> 00:46:15,542
- Just call me on the shell
- phone. That's all you gotta do.
- 976
- 00:46:15,544 --> 00:46:17,145
- I'll tell you this, if you crack this case,
- 977
- 00:46:17,147 --> 00:46:18,412
- they're gonna upgrade you to a Segway
- 978
- 00:46:18,414 --> 00:46:20,147
- and they're gonna give
- you big-boy pants to wear,
- 979
- 00:46:20,149 --> 00:46:21,618
- cover up those chicken legs.
- 980
- 00:46:22,551 --> 00:46:25,422
- - Oh, Christ, that's...
- - Councilman Rodriguez.
- 981
- 00:46:25,555 --> 00:46:27,358
- Good luck, Officer.
- 982
- 00:46:27,557 --> 00:46:30,191
- RONNIE: ♪ I got
- the eye of the tiger
- 983
- 00:46:30,193 --> 00:46:31,558
- ♪ A fighter
- 984
- 00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:33,560
- ♪ Dancing through the fire
- 985
- 00:46:33,562 --> 00:46:36,765
- ♪ 'Cause I am the champion
- 986
- 00:46:36,767 --> 00:46:40,368
- ♪ And you're gonna hear me roar
- 987
- 00:46:40,370 --> 00:46:42,303
- ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
- 988
- 00:46:42,305 --> 00:46:45,339
- - Damn, Ronnie.
- - (SCREAMING) C.J.!
- 989
- 00:46:45,341 --> 00:46:46,707
- Please!
- 990
- 00:46:46,709 --> 00:46:48,442
- Oh, shit.
- 991
- 00:46:48,444 --> 00:46:50,178
- I never really heard a guy sing that song,
- 992
- 00:46:50,180 --> 00:46:51,882
- but you're really good.
- 993
- 00:46:52,182 --> 00:46:53,750
- Thank you.
- 994
- 00:46:54,151 --> 00:46:57,454
- Uh, C.J., what are you doing here?
- 995
- 00:46:57,687 --> 00:47:00,321
- Here? Oh, um, it's a coed shower.
- 996
- 00:47:00,323 --> 00:47:02,059
- Coed, cool.
- 997
- 00:47:03,060 --> 00:47:04,359
- Cool, cool, cool.
- 998
- 00:47:04,361 --> 00:47:09,032
- Yeah, coed is cool with me,
- 'cause I'm cool with the coeds.
- 999
- 00:47:09,298 --> 00:47:11,332
- I'm taking lunch orders.
- Do you want anything?
- 1000
- 00:47:11,334 --> 00:47:13,067
- (FLAPPING LIPS)
- 1001
- 00:47:13,069 --> 00:47:16,437
- I would like a salad.
- 1002
- 00:47:16,439 --> 00:47:17,305
- You sure?
- 1003
- 00:47:17,307 --> 00:47:19,506
- This place has really good cheesesteaks,
- 1004
- 00:47:19,508 --> 00:47:22,676
- meatball subs, foot-longs.
- 1005
- 00:47:22,678 --> 00:47:26,381
- - They really hit the spot.
- - No, I'll have a salad.
- 1006
- 00:47:26,383 --> 00:47:30,151
- I'm just a straight-up
- leafy green type of guy.
- 1007
- 00:47:30,153 --> 00:47:31,519
- That's my type of jam.
- 1008
- 00:47:31,521 --> 00:47:34,488
- Just hook me up with a salad.
- 1009
- 00:47:34,490 --> 00:47:36,124
- Okay. Salad.
- 1010
- 00:47:36,126 --> 00:47:37,758
- - Cool. All right.
- - Great.
- 1011
- 00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:43,631
- By the way, uh, when we shower in
- here, we, uh, keep our suits on.
- 1012
- 00:47:43,633 --> 00:47:46,633
- - Right, Phil, Sarah?
- - (BOTH LAUGHING)
- 1013
- 00:47:46,635 --> 00:47:48,770
- But your, uh, clean nips
- are looking really good.
- 1014
- 00:47:48,772 --> 00:47:50,441
- - (SLAPS)
- - Ah!
- 1015
- 00:47:52,475 --> 00:47:54,777
- - Thanks.
- - Bye.
- 1016
- 00:47:59,381 --> 00:48:00,950
- Oh, God.
- 1017
- 00:48:02,151 --> 00:48:03,654
- Why me?
- 1018
- 00:48:04,720 --> 00:48:06,823
- (SIGHS)
- 1019
- 00:48:06,890 --> 00:48:08,926
- How was your day today?
- 1020
- 00:48:09,493 --> 00:48:11,359
- Uh, I don't know. A guy died.
- 1021
- 00:48:11,361 --> 00:48:13,828
- Maybe this is why we keep losing recruits.
- 1022
- 00:48:13,830 --> 00:48:16,230
- - They can't handle it.
- - MITCH: Yeah.
- 1023
- 00:48:16,232 --> 00:48:17,466
- I mean, now that you know our job
- 1024
- 00:48:17,468 --> 00:48:19,667
- is much more than you expected,
- right, the stakes are higher.
- 1025
- 00:48:19,669 --> 00:48:22,706
- What happened today, while very
- tragic, unfortunately, it does happen.
- 1026
- 00:48:22,906 --> 00:48:24,906
- So if you want to quit,
- hey, we totally get it.
- 1027
- 00:48:24,908 --> 00:48:26,441
- But if you don't and you choose to stay,
- 1028
- 00:48:26,443 --> 00:48:28,375
- just know that Baywatch is more than a job.
- 1029
- 00:48:28,377 --> 00:48:29,544
- It's a way of life.
- 1030
- 00:48:29,546 --> 00:48:30,845
- "A way of life."
- 1031
- 00:48:30,847 --> 00:48:32,247
- (SLURPING)
- 1032
- 00:48:32,249 --> 00:48:33,851
- You and I both know I'm sticking around.
- 1033
- 00:48:34,651 --> 00:48:36,420
- Am I the only one that got a salad?
- 1034
- 00:48:36,752 --> 00:48:39,553
- Look, this is what I
- don't understand, okay?
- 1035
- 00:48:39,555 --> 00:48:41,890
- A guy dies. That's tragic.
- 1036
- 00:48:41,892 --> 00:48:44,691
- But that doesn't mean that
- there's anything sinister going on.
- 1037
- 00:48:44,693 --> 00:48:46,326
- Okay? And even if there was,
- 1038
- 00:48:46,328 --> 00:48:48,562
- that's not our job. That's not what we do.
- 1039
- 00:48:48,564 --> 00:48:51,633
- We're lifeguards. So, this,
- technically, has nothing to do with us.
- 1040
- 00:48:51,635 --> 00:48:53,935
- You just heard that cop.
- He just told us that.
- 1041
- 00:48:53,937 --> 00:48:56,171
- I just thought you had to be
- on a really restrictive diet
- 1042
- 00:48:56,173 --> 00:48:57,674
- to look like you guys.
- 1043
- 00:48:57,841 --> 00:49:00,674
- Brody, what is it that you
- think we do here at Baywatch?
- 1044
- 00:49:00,676 --> 00:49:01,910
- I thought we were lifeguards.
- 1045
- 00:49:01,912 --> 00:49:04,312
- I thought that we prevent
- people from getting sunburned
- 1046
- 00:49:04,314 --> 00:49:06,346
- and, yeah, occasionally
- stop them from drowning.
- 1047
- 00:49:06,348 --> 00:49:07,848
- And that's all you think that this is?
- 1048
- 00:49:07,850 --> 00:49:09,183
- It's exactly what I thought it was.
- 1049
- 00:49:09,185 --> 00:49:10,718
- C.J., how about you throw a few
- 1050
- 00:49:10,720 --> 00:49:13,453
- of last month's cases at Olympiad
- here and see what he'd do.
- 1051
- 00:49:13,455 --> 00:49:15,455
- - "Cases"?
- - Okay, um...
- 1052
- 00:49:15,457 --> 00:49:17,392
- School of manta ray in the cove?
- 1053
- 00:49:17,394 --> 00:49:18,825
- You call Animal Control?
- 1054
- 00:49:18,827 --> 00:49:20,495
- Before Animal Control shows up,
- 1055
- 00:49:20,497 --> 00:49:22,729
- the school of manta ray
- fly up out of the water,
- 1056
- 00:49:22,731 --> 00:49:24,598
- sting someone in the chest and they die.
- 1057
- 00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:25,966
- Steve Irwin, R.I.P.
- 1058
- 00:49:25,968 --> 00:49:29,236
- How about, uh, sand grifters
- running a con on the beach, right?
- 1059
- 00:49:29,238 --> 00:49:32,439
- Well, I'm not exactly sure what
- a sand grifter is, Stephanie.
- 1060
- 00:49:32,441 --> 00:49:33,575
- But I would probably call the cops.
- 1061
- 00:49:33,577 --> 00:49:36,145
- Sand grifters are, uh, beach thieves.
- 1062
- 00:49:36,245 --> 00:49:38,379
- Okay, so while you're working on your tan,
- 1063
- 00:49:38,381 --> 00:49:40,582
- they're stealing things
- from families on the beach.
- 1064
- 00:49:40,584 --> 00:49:41,950
- I'll give you one better.
- 1065
- 00:49:41,952 --> 00:49:44,551
- How about diamond smugglers who
- are putting the rocks in surfboards
- 1066
- 00:49:44,553 --> 00:49:45,520
- and bringing them ashore?
- 1067
- 00:49:45,522 --> 00:49:46,955
- Everything that you guys are talking about
- 1068
- 00:49:46,957 --> 00:49:51,859
- sounds like a really, like,
- entertaining, but far-fetched TV show.
- 1069
- 00:49:51,861 --> 00:49:54,729
- But if that was the case, I
- would definitely call the cops.
- 1070
- 00:49:54,731 --> 00:49:57,232
- We could call the cops,
- and then do nothing,
- 1071
- 00:49:57,234 --> 00:49:58,933
- like most people would. But that's not us,
- 1072
- 00:49:58,935 --> 00:50:00,368
- it's not how we operate.
- 1073
- 00:50:00,370 --> 00:50:01,868
- We watch when other
- people don't want to watch.
- 1074
- 00:50:01,870 --> 00:50:04,504
- We protect when other
- people don't want to protect.
- 1075
- 00:50:04,506 --> 00:50:07,578
- If we do the bare minimum,
- sometimes people die.
- 1076
- 00:50:08,778 --> 00:50:11,379
- Guys, we have flakka
- that just washed ashore.
- 1077
- 00:50:11,381 --> 00:50:14,348
- That shit is hardcore and
- it fucking kills people.
- 1078
- 00:50:14,350 --> 00:50:15,950
- And now we got a dead body in our bay.
- 1079
- 00:50:15,952 --> 00:50:18,653
- And the girls on that boat
- had the same drugs on them
- 1080
- 00:50:18,655 --> 00:50:21,558
- that I found in front of Leeds's club.
- 1081
- 00:50:21,624 --> 00:50:25,228
- So my gut says that it's all connected.
- 1082
- 00:50:25,961 --> 00:50:28,529
- Wait, Leeds did say there'd be
- an open house tonight, right?
- 1083
- 00:50:28,531 --> 00:50:30,234
- Yes, she did.
- 1084
- 00:50:30,767 --> 00:50:32,569
- And we're all going.
- 1085
- 00:50:33,502 --> 00:50:35,839
- (PARTY MUSIC PLAYING)
- 1086
- 00:50:46,548 --> 00:50:47,984
- (KEYBOARD CLACKING)
- 1087
- 00:50:49,352 --> 00:50:50,417
- (DOOR OPENS)
- 1088
- 00:50:50,419 --> 00:50:51,718
- What'd you find on Chen?
- 1089
- 00:50:51,720 --> 00:50:53,687
- No criminal record. No fetishes.
- 1090
- 00:50:53,689 --> 00:50:55,589
- No weird photos. He's clean.
- 1091
- 00:50:55,591 --> 00:50:58,127
- Makes me feel weird about the
- stuff I have going on in my life.
- 1092
- 00:50:59,428 --> 00:51:00,694
- What about his bank accounts?
- 1093
- 00:51:00,696 --> 00:51:01,729
- Account.
- 1094
- 00:51:01,731 --> 00:51:03,064
- This dude is not rich at all.
- 1095
- 00:51:03,066 --> 00:51:05,866
- All his money is tied up
- in real estate in the bay.
- 1096
- 00:51:05,868 --> 00:51:07,801
- Well, I guess you'll have
- to help me persuade him
- 1097
- 00:51:07,803 --> 00:51:09,303
- some other way.
- 1098
- 00:51:09,305 --> 00:51:10,806
- Every man has a price.
- 1099
- 00:51:10,973 --> 00:51:12,439
- Speaking of which,
- 1100
- 00:51:12,441 --> 00:51:15,310
- I know you've been using
- my special set of skills
- 1101
- 00:51:15,312 --> 00:51:16,910
- for your own nefarious purposes,
- 1102
- 00:51:16,912 --> 00:51:18,712
- but additional compensation
- 1103
- 00:51:18,714 --> 00:51:22,750
- would go a long way in motivating
- me to keep my mouth shut.
- 1104
- 00:51:22,752 --> 00:51:24,621
- (CHUCKLES)
- 1105
- 00:51:26,356 --> 00:51:27,721
- You're blackmailing me.
- 1106
- 00:51:27,723 --> 00:51:30,725
- - Huh? Well, I wouldn't...
- - Dave...
- 1107
- 00:51:30,727 --> 00:51:34,462
- I really admire a man who knows
- how to seize an opportunity.
- 1108
- 00:51:34,464 --> 00:51:36,032
- I'm very impressed.
- 1109
- 00:51:36,999 --> 00:51:39,635
- - Keep up the good work.
- - Thanks.
- 1110
- 00:51:39,868 --> 00:51:42,705
- - Do we have a deal, or...
- - (DOOR CLOSES)
- 1111
- 00:51:42,872 --> 00:51:44,641
- I need some closure.
- 1112
- 00:51:46,609 --> 00:51:48,343
- - Hey.
- - Hi.
- 1113
- 00:51:48,345 --> 00:51:49,377
- Wow, you look really nice.
- 1114
- 00:51:49,379 --> 00:51:51,345
- Hey, you look really nice, too, Baby Gap.
- 1115
- 00:51:51,347 --> 00:51:52,913
- That shirt come in big-boy size?
- 1116
- 00:51:52,915 --> 00:51:54,348
- Well, at least I'm undercover.
- 1117
- 00:51:54,350 --> 00:51:55,918
- Look at you. You didn't even try.
- 1118
- 00:51:56,885 --> 00:51:58,953
- All right, guys, we got a very
- big night, with one goal in mind.
- 1119
- 00:51:58,955 --> 00:52:00,854
- It's our only shot to prove
- that they're dealing here,
- 1120
- 00:52:00,856 --> 00:52:02,158
- so we gotta make it right.
- 1121
- 00:52:02,859 --> 00:52:04,991
- So, C.J. and Ronnie,
- find out who's selling.
- 1122
- 00:52:04,993 --> 00:52:07,528
- Summer, keep an eye on Leeds and her thugs.
- 1123
- 00:52:07,530 --> 00:52:10,098
- Then Mitch and I will search the
- place for where she hides the product.
- 1124
- 00:52:10,100 --> 00:52:11,432
- - Brody?
- - What?
- 1125
- 00:52:11,434 --> 00:52:12,866
- - You're our lookout.
- - Lookout?
- 1126
- 00:52:12,868 --> 00:52:15,403
- Guys, if you want to find drugs at a party,
- 1127
- 00:52:15,405 --> 00:52:17,037
- I can walk in there and find drugs.
- 1128
- 00:52:17,039 --> 00:52:18,374
- It'd take me, like, five minutes.
- 1129
- 00:52:18,508 --> 00:52:20,040
- Not 'cause I do it all the time.
- 1130
- 00:52:20,042 --> 00:52:21,776
- I'm just saying it's not rocket science.
- 1131
- 00:52:21,778 --> 00:52:23,910
- Okay, troubled youth. Thank you for that.
- 1132
- 00:52:23,912 --> 00:52:25,879
- The only way this whole
- thing is gonna work out
- 1133
- 00:52:25,881 --> 00:52:27,850
- is if everyone, everyone, does their job.
- 1134
- 00:52:28,051 --> 00:52:30,654
- - Can you handle that, Malibu Ken?
- - Yeah.
- 1135
- 00:52:32,555 --> 00:52:33,654
- What?
- 1136
- 00:52:33,656 --> 00:52:35,189
- Why is everyone looking at me? Summer.
- 1137
- 00:52:35,191 --> 00:52:38,792
- Hey, am I the only one that thinks
- this is clearly a job for the police?
- 1138
- 00:52:38,794 --> 00:52:40,129
- - Yes.
- - Yes.
- 1139
- 00:52:40,430 --> 00:52:41,831
- Fuck it.
- 1140
- 00:52:41,930 --> 00:52:44,266
- (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
- 1141
- 00:52:56,646 --> 00:52:59,913
- Mr. Chen, I'm so glad you could make it.
- 1142
- 00:52:59,915 --> 00:53:02,582
- I wanted to meet the new neighbor
- everyone is talking about.
- 1143
- 00:53:02,584 --> 00:53:05,185
- So I presume you know
- why I had to invite you.
- 1144
- 00:53:05,187 --> 00:53:08,555
- I am not interested in
- selling my properties.
- 1145
- 00:53:08,557 --> 00:53:10,725
- Why don't you think about it, okay?
- 1146
- 00:53:10,727 --> 00:53:15,264
- I of all people know how
- hard it is to run a business.
- 1147
- 00:53:15,531 --> 00:53:18,268
- You never know when a dry spell could come.
- 1148
- 00:53:19,568 --> 00:53:20,701
- What are you thinking?
- 1149
- 00:53:20,703 --> 00:53:22,837
- I think we case it and I'll
- meet you back here in five.
- 1150
- 00:53:22,839 --> 00:53:24,738
- - All right. Sounds good.
- - All right, Steph.
- 1151
- 00:53:24,740 --> 00:53:26,841
- So where should I, like, look out from?
- 1152
- 00:53:26,843 --> 00:53:29,413
- Hey. How are you?
- 1153
- 00:53:38,053 --> 00:53:39,889
- (EXHALES)
- 1154
- 00:53:42,691 --> 00:53:44,293
- Victoria.
- 1155
- 00:53:44,627 --> 00:53:45,962
- (GROANS)
- 1156
- 00:53:47,129 --> 00:53:48,462
- (HISSING)
- 1157
- 00:53:48,464 --> 00:53:51,232
- You killed Rodriguez in front of witnesses.
- 1158
- 00:53:51,234 --> 00:53:52,767
- What the fuck were you thinking?
- 1159
- 00:53:52,769 --> 00:53:54,801
- They were high. They didn't see anything.
- 1160
- 00:53:54,803 --> 00:53:56,102
- They better not have.
- 1161
- 00:53:56,104 --> 00:53:58,138
- Because now Dave knows too much.
- 1162
- 00:53:58,140 --> 00:53:59,774
- And this better not come back to me.
- 1163
- 00:53:59,776 --> 00:54:01,142
- I can't have this unraveling.
- 1164
- 00:54:01,144 --> 00:54:02,477
- - Got it?
- - (GROANING)
- 1165
- 00:54:02,479 --> 00:54:04,347
- Now go clean up your mess.
- 1166
- 00:54:07,149 --> 00:54:09,149
- - Brody.
- - Mmm.
- 1167
- 00:54:09,151 --> 00:54:10,750
- I'm so glad you came.
- 1168
- 00:54:10,752 --> 00:54:12,153
- Oh, gosh.
- 1169
- 00:54:12,155 --> 00:54:15,324
- Let's get you a real
- drink. Greg, the good stuff.
- 1170
- 00:54:15,758 --> 00:54:18,058
- - Scotch is your drink, right?
- - BRODY: Yeah.
- 1171
- 00:54:18,060 --> 00:54:19,794
- This is a really nice place you have here.
- 1172
- 00:54:19,796 --> 00:54:21,465
- You have great taste.
- 1173
- 00:54:21,597 --> 00:54:23,163
- I really respect that.
- 1174
- 00:54:23,165 --> 00:54:27,770
- It's nice to have somebody
- who respects you, you know?
- 1175
- 00:54:30,039 --> 00:54:31,705
- Oh...
- 1176
- 00:54:31,707 --> 00:54:33,743
- I sense trouble.
- 1177
- 00:54:36,211 --> 00:54:38,380
- I think I'm just, uh,
- 1178
- 00:54:38,914 --> 00:54:40,281
- not used to having a boss.
- 1179
- 00:54:40,283 --> 00:54:42,183
- VICTORIA: Mitch is threatened.
- 1180
- 00:54:42,185 --> 00:54:44,218
- He should be thrilled to have you.
- 1181
- 00:54:44,220 --> 00:54:45,819
- Yeah, you'd think.
- 1182
- 00:54:45,821 --> 00:54:47,491
- Oh, my God.
- 1183
- 00:54:47,789 --> 00:54:50,156
- "Lieutenant Matt Brody."
- 1184
- 00:54:50,158 --> 00:54:53,830
- That has such an amazing
- ring to it. Don't you think?
- 1185
- 00:54:54,830 --> 00:54:56,232
- Yeah.
- 1186
- 00:54:57,667 --> 00:54:59,734
- Here. Keep the whole bottle.
- 1187
- 00:54:59,736 --> 00:55:01,669
- I think you need it. (CHUCKLES)
- 1188
- 00:55:01,671 --> 00:55:03,840
- - This'll be fun.
- - Thank you.
- 1189
- 00:55:06,642 --> 00:55:07,674
- Hey.
- 1190
- 00:55:07,676 --> 00:55:09,176
- Did you get any intel on Leeds?
- 1191
- 00:55:09,178 --> 00:55:11,111
- - Yeah, I got intel.
- - That's awesome.
- 1192
- 00:55:11,113 --> 00:55:14,214
- Single malt
- 35-year-old intel.
- 1193
- 00:55:14,216 --> 00:55:16,118
- And it's fucking delicious.
- 1194
- 00:55:16,752 --> 00:55:18,252
- All right, I think I got something.
- 1195
- 00:55:18,254 --> 00:55:19,819
- Found our access point.
- 1196
- 00:55:19,821 --> 00:55:21,756
- Where is Brody? Have you seen him?
- 1197
- 00:55:21,758 --> 00:55:22,857
- No. No time.
- 1198
- 00:55:22,859 --> 00:55:24,225
- We gotta move without him.
- 1199
- 00:55:24,227 --> 00:55:25,692
- Yeah, but we need our lookout.
- 1200
- 00:55:25,694 --> 00:55:27,227
- What's your deal? You like torturing guys?
- 1201
- 00:55:27,229 --> 00:55:29,129
- - (SCOFFS) No.
- - Yeah, you do.
- 1202
- 00:55:29,131 --> 00:55:32,966
- Well, I mean, I have three brothers,
- so I've had a lot of practice.
- 1203
- 00:55:32,968 --> 00:55:34,035
- Mmm.
- 1204
- 00:55:34,037 --> 00:55:35,569
- I take it you're an only child.
- 1205
- 00:55:35,571 --> 00:55:36,636
- I don't know, honestly.
- 1206
- 00:55:36,638 --> 00:55:37,504
- You don't know?
- 1207
- 00:55:37,506 --> 00:55:40,274
- - I grew up in a foster home.
- - Oh, shit.
- 1208
- 00:55:40,276 --> 00:55:43,109
- - Three of them, actually.
- - I'm sorry.
- 1209
- 00:55:43,111 --> 00:55:44,044
- Mmm. Don't be.
- 1210
- 00:55:44,046 --> 00:55:45,680
- It was pretty cool. One of them had a pool.
- 1211
- 00:55:45,682 --> 00:55:46,913
- If it wasn't for that pool,
- 1212
- 00:55:46,915 --> 00:55:48,616
- I probably wouldn't have
- gone to the Olympics.
- 1213
- 00:55:48,618 --> 00:55:50,051
- Yeah. I mean, that's amazing.
- 1214
- 00:55:50,053 --> 00:55:52,752
- Go from foster home to
- winning a gold medal.
- 1215
- 00:55:52,754 --> 00:55:54,988
- - Two.
- - Two gold medals.
- 1216
- 00:55:54,990 --> 00:55:58,191
- And I fucking busted my
- ass for those gold medals,
- 1217
- 00:55:58,193 --> 00:56:00,262
- so you can't blame me for celebrating.
- 1218
- 00:56:00,363 --> 00:56:02,032
- Yeah. Huh.
- 1219
- 00:56:02,865 --> 00:56:04,985
- I mean, I've always wondered
- what happened that night.
- 1220
- 00:56:05,435 --> 00:56:08,301
- I knew the relay was the
- next day, but those guys...
- 1221
- 00:56:08,303 --> 00:56:10,837
- They didn't care about me.
- They just needed me to win.
- 1222
- 00:56:10,839 --> 00:56:13,609
- Well, you certainly made
- sure they did not win.
- 1223
- 00:56:13,743 --> 00:56:16,611
- (LAUGHS) I lost way more than they did.
- 1224
- 00:56:16,613 --> 00:56:18,613
- Okay? I lost all my sponsors.
- 1225
- 00:56:18,615 --> 00:56:21,250
- I'm an Olympic champion
- and I'm fucking broke.
- 1226
- 00:56:23,019 --> 00:56:24,718
- - Ronnie, hey.
- - What?
- 1227
- 00:56:24,720 --> 00:56:27,087
- Okay, listen. I need you to
- create a distraction for Leeds.
- 1228
- 00:56:27,089 --> 00:56:27,955
- What? How?
- 1229
- 00:56:27,957 --> 00:56:29,592
- Remember the first time I met you?
- 1230
- 00:56:29,691 --> 00:56:30,991
- The night at Chen's?
- 1231
- 00:56:30,993 --> 00:56:32,328
- (CHUCKLES) Oh, yeah.
- 1232
- 00:56:32,761 --> 00:56:33,861
- What? No.
- 1233
- 00:56:33,863 --> 00:56:35,029
- - Yes.
- - No!
- 1234
- 00:56:35,031 --> 00:56:36,062
- - Yes!
- - Mitch, no!
- 1235
- 00:56:36,064 --> 00:56:37,163
- - Yes. Yes!
- - No!
- 1236
- 00:56:37,165 --> 00:56:38,366
- - No!
- - God damn it, Ronnie.
- 1237
- 00:56:38,368 --> 00:56:39,566
- You listen to me, and you listen good.
- 1238
- 00:56:39,568 --> 00:56:43,970
- Every team has a ringer, and
- you and only you are my ringer.
- 1239
- 00:56:43,972 --> 00:56:45,839
- Well, then I guess I'm your ringer.
- 1240
- 00:56:45,841 --> 00:56:48,078
- You are my goddamn ringer.
- 1241
- 00:56:48,310 --> 00:56:49,776
- (GRUNTS)
- 1242
- 00:56:49,778 --> 00:56:51,947
- - Ring, ring?
- - Ring, ring.
- 1243
- 00:56:53,649 --> 00:56:56,051
- Yeah. Oh, God.
- 1244
- 00:56:57,653 --> 00:56:59,221
- Oh, could I...
- 1245
- 00:57:01,658 --> 00:57:02,790
- Will you just have one drink with me?
- 1246
- 00:57:02,792 --> 00:57:04,357
- You should probably actually stop drinking
- 1247
- 00:57:04,359 --> 00:57:06,462
- because you're supposed to
- be the lookout for Mitch.
- 1248
- 00:57:06,729 --> 00:57:08,431
- I am looking out for Mitch.
- 1249
- 00:57:10,033 --> 00:57:12,269
- Leeds is right there.
- I'm gonna go check it out.
- 1250
- 00:57:13,836 --> 00:57:14,901
- RONNIE: Ladies and gentlemen.
- 1251
- 00:57:14,903 --> 00:57:18,372
- A warm welcome to our
- host, Victoria Leeds!
- 1252
- 00:57:18,374 --> 00:57:20,073
- (GUESTS CHEERING)
- 1253
- 00:57:20,075 --> 00:57:21,776
- Thank you. Thank you.
- 1254
- 00:57:21,778 --> 00:57:22,942
- So many people.
- 1255
- 00:57:22,944 --> 00:57:24,211
- (RONNIE CHUCKLES)
- 1256
- 00:57:24,213 --> 00:57:27,918
- So as a welcome to the bay, I, uh...
- 1257
- 00:57:28,216 --> 00:57:30,654
- Oh, God. Mitch, this is for you.
- 1258
- 00:57:30,819 --> 00:57:32,352
- Oh, wait. Uh, no, Victoria.
- 1259
- 00:57:32,354 --> 00:57:36,122
- I have something very special
- planned for you, for everyone.
- 1260
- 00:57:36,124 --> 00:57:38,127
- So God help us.
- 1261
- 00:57:38,227 --> 00:57:39,292
- Aw.
- 1262
- 00:57:39,294 --> 00:57:41,697
- I'll just put that down. Okay.
- 1263
- 00:57:42,964 --> 00:57:43,997
- Hit it.
- 1264
- 00:57:43,999 --> 00:57:46,302
- (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
- 1265
- 00:58:23,406 --> 00:58:24,971
- That's weird.
- 1266
- 00:58:24,973 --> 00:58:26,406
- Who's Angelo's Fish Company?
- 1267
- 00:58:26,408 --> 00:58:28,441
- Doesn't the Huntley get
- their fish from Flynn's?
- 1268
- 00:58:28,443 --> 00:58:30,212
- Let's check it out.
- 1269
- 00:58:32,013 --> 00:58:34,049
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
- 1270
- 00:58:40,990 --> 00:58:42,122
- Mitch.
- 1271
- 00:58:42,124 --> 00:58:44,290
- I just got a little hunch, okay?
- 1272
- 00:58:44,292 --> 00:58:46,426
- (INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)
- 1273
- 00:58:46,428 --> 00:58:48,063
- Shit.
- 1274
- 00:58:48,897 --> 00:58:51,432
- You two, what are you doing back here?
- 1275
- 00:58:51,434 --> 00:58:52,799
- MITCH: Hey.
- 1276
- 00:58:52,801 --> 00:58:55,169
- First date. You can't blame me, right?
- 1277
- 00:58:55,171 --> 00:58:57,340
- (MUSIC CONTINUES)
- 1278
- 00:59:07,316 --> 00:59:09,183
- So juvenile.
- 1279
- 00:59:09,185 --> 00:59:10,487
- I'm onto you all.
- 1280
- 00:59:10,919 --> 00:59:11,953
- Ladies and gentlemen,
- 1281
- 00:59:11,955 --> 00:59:14,988
- put your hands together
- for whatever that was.
- 1282
- 00:59:14,990 --> 00:59:17,026
- (ALL CHEERING)
- 1283
- 00:59:20,095 --> 00:59:22,331
- (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
- 1284
- 00:59:34,477 --> 00:59:36,413
- You did good, Ronnie.
- 1285
- 00:59:36,912 --> 00:59:38,714
- Where'd you learn to dance like that?
- 1286
- 00:59:40,348 --> 00:59:42,585
- (EXHALES) Hebrew school.
- 1287
- 00:59:49,492 --> 00:59:51,527
- You were supposed to
- be there for us tonight.
- 1288
- 00:59:51,861 --> 00:59:53,797
- You had a job to do.
- 1289
- 00:59:53,963 --> 00:59:55,831
- And now you're trashed.
- 1290
- 00:59:56,365 --> 00:59:58,365
- See, I just... I don't
- understand this, man.
- 1291
- 00:59:58,367 --> 01:00:00,868
- If you really think
- that there's drugs here,
- 1292
- 01:00:00,870 --> 01:00:02,102
- call the police.
- 1293
- 01:00:02,104 --> 01:00:03,672
- And then what?
- 1294
- 01:00:04,207 --> 01:00:06,841
- We get a few minnows?
- The big whale gets away?
- 1295
- 01:00:06,843 --> 01:00:08,408
- Do you hear yourself when you talk?
- 1296
- 01:00:08,410 --> 01:00:11,611
- I dare you to say one thing
- without the ocean in it.
- 1297
- 01:00:11,613 --> 01:00:12,979
- I dare you.
- 1298
- 01:00:12,981 --> 01:00:14,214
- We were depending on you tonight.
- 1299
- 01:00:14,216 --> 01:00:15,482
- (SCOFFS)
- 1300
- 01:00:15,484 --> 01:00:18,121
- And you fucked up... Again.
- 1301
- 01:00:21,624 --> 01:00:23,192
- Watch yourself.
- 1302
- 01:00:27,129 --> 01:00:28,428
- Really?
- 1303
- 01:00:28,430 --> 01:00:30,296
- Get this through your head, Mitch.
- 1304
- 01:00:30,298 --> 01:00:33,901
- You're not a cop. You're
- not the fucking Equalizer.
- 1305
- 01:00:33,903 --> 01:00:35,401
- You're a lifeguard, Mitch,
- 1306
- 01:00:35,403 --> 01:00:37,303
- who sits in his fucking tower all day,
- 1307
- 01:00:37,305 --> 01:00:40,174
- 'cause that's the only place
- he has any sort of power.
- 1308
- 01:00:40,176 --> 01:00:42,008
- This is the real world, Mitch.
- 1309
- 01:00:42,010 --> 01:00:43,477
- Lifeguards can't do shit.
- 1310
- 01:00:43,479 --> 01:00:44,813
- Come on.
- 1311
- 01:00:45,448 --> 01:00:47,217
- Don't fucking touch me.
- 1312
- 01:00:47,316 --> 01:00:49,485
- - Let's go.
- - Or what?
- 1313
- 01:00:49,885 --> 01:00:51,420
- What're you gonna do, Mitch?
- 1314
- 01:00:57,126 --> 01:00:58,359
- Shit.
- 1315
- 01:00:58,361 --> 01:00:59,426
- - (GROWLS)
- - (SHRIEKS)
- 1316
- 01:00:59,428 --> 01:01:00,560
- - Shit.
- - I didn't touch you.
- 1317
- 01:01:00,562 --> 01:01:01,864
- You dick.
- 1318
- 01:01:02,531 --> 01:01:04,330
- (ALL EXCLAIMING)
- 1319
- 01:01:04,332 --> 01:01:05,801
- Cool off, pool boy.
- 1320
- 01:01:08,169 --> 01:01:09,303
- (RETCHING)
- 1321
- 01:01:09,305 --> 01:01:10,740
- (ALL EXCLAIMING)
- 1322
- 01:01:11,307 --> 01:01:13,375
- That's him! The Vomit Comet!
- 1323
- 01:01:16,912 --> 01:01:19,178
- What are you guys standing around for?
- 1324
- 01:01:19,180 --> 01:01:20,580
- Let's do some shots!
- 1325
- 01:01:20,582 --> 01:01:22,551
- (ALL CHEERING)
- 1326
- 01:01:25,921 --> 01:01:27,223
- Whoo!
- 1327
- 01:02:06,963 --> 01:02:09,529
- (BREATHING HEAVILY)
- 1328
- 01:02:09,531 --> 01:02:11,333
- (GASPS)
- 1329
- 01:02:13,068 --> 01:02:14,703
- (GRUNTS)
- 1330
- 01:02:34,756 --> 01:02:37,424
- - Hey.
- - Hey. Thank you.
- 1331
- 01:02:37,426 --> 01:02:39,392
- Summer, this is your day today.
- 1332
- 01:02:39,394 --> 01:02:41,697
- - SUMMER: Yeah, I know it.
- - (MITCH LAUGHS)
- 1333
- 01:02:49,604 --> 01:02:51,240
- Mitch?
- 1334
- 01:02:53,676 --> 01:02:55,075
- Hey, man, I think, uh...
- 1335
- 01:02:55,077 --> 01:02:59,481
- I think we both said a few things
- last night that we didn't mean.
- 1336
- 01:03:00,048 --> 01:03:02,549
- Not me. I meant every word.
- 1337
- 01:03:02,551 --> 01:03:03,883
- Come on, man.
- 1338
- 01:03:03,885 --> 01:03:06,488
- You've never gotten drunk and
- said something you don't mean?
- 1339
- 01:03:07,423 --> 01:03:08,925
- Seriously?
- 1340
- 01:03:09,158 --> 01:03:11,728
- I fucked up, man. I know that.
- 1341
- 01:03:15,330 --> 01:03:16,766
- I'm sorry.
- 1342
- 01:03:25,274 --> 01:03:27,543
- I watched you win two gold medals.
- 1343
- 01:03:28,743 --> 01:03:31,848
- You were amazing when it was just you.
- 1344
- 01:03:33,348 --> 01:03:34,482
- But when it came to the relay,
- 1345
- 01:03:34,484 --> 01:03:37,753
- being part of your team, your
- Olympic team, your family,
- 1346
- 01:03:39,220 --> 01:03:41,890
- you blew it. 'Cause you're selfish.
- 1347
- 01:03:42,825 --> 01:03:45,695
- Baywatch is our team.
- Baywatch is our family.
- 1348
- 01:03:46,095 --> 01:03:47,663
- These are the keys to our house.
- 1349
- 01:03:48,430 --> 01:03:49,464
- But you've proven to me
- 1350
- 01:03:49,466 --> 01:03:51,634
- that you don't want to
- be part of this family.
- 1351
- 01:03:52,401 --> 01:03:53,802
- So you're done.
- 1352
- 01:03:54,803 --> 01:03:56,537
- 'Cause the only thing you give a shit about
- 1353
- 01:03:56,539 --> 01:03:58,507
- is yourself and your medals.
- 1354
- 01:03:59,707 --> 01:04:01,343
- You talking 'bout this medal?
- 1355
- 01:04:10,419 --> 01:04:12,586
- Wow, that's really impressive.
- 1356
- 01:04:12,588 --> 01:04:14,287
- Don't you have two of them, though?
- 1357
- 01:04:14,289 --> 01:04:15,757
- That's not the point.
- 1358
- 01:04:16,559 --> 01:04:17,491
- That's polluting.
- 1359
- 01:04:17,493 --> 01:04:20,093
- Listen, Mitch, I know I messed up, okay?
- 1360
- 01:04:20,095 --> 01:04:21,596
- I should have listened.
- 1361
- 01:04:22,231 --> 01:04:24,366
- I want to be a part of this team.
- 1362
- 01:04:25,801 --> 01:04:28,771
- And I will not let you down again, I swear.
- 1363
- 01:04:31,307 --> 01:04:34,076
- And by the way, I think
- you're right about Leeds.
- 1364
- 01:04:34,676 --> 01:04:37,211
- And the Councilman...
- Councilman... What's his face?
- 1365
- 01:04:37,213 --> 01:04:39,113
- - Councilman Rodriguez.
- - Uh... Yeah.
- 1366
- 01:04:39,115 --> 01:04:41,381
- Rodriguez, that's it. The dead guy.
- 1367
- 01:04:41,383 --> 01:04:43,783
- He had this watch. It was a nice TAG watch.
- 1368
- 01:04:43,785 --> 01:04:45,651
- Yeah, I've seen that watch, too.
- 1369
- 01:04:45,653 --> 01:04:47,622
- On one of Leeds's thugs.
- 1370
- 01:04:48,124 --> 01:04:49,592
- That's it. See?
- 1371
- 01:04:52,160 --> 01:04:54,429
- I want to help, man. And I want to...
- 1372
- 01:04:55,597 --> 01:04:56,932
- I want to help.
- 1373
- 01:05:01,336 --> 01:05:02,839
- (SIGHS)
- 1374
- 01:05:07,309 --> 01:05:09,578
- All right. I'll give you another shot.
- 1375
- 01:05:11,147 --> 01:05:13,513
- Councilman Rodriguez is
- connected to all of this somehow.
- 1376
- 01:05:13,515 --> 01:05:16,386
- And the coroner's office
- just released his body.
- 1377
- 01:05:16,618 --> 01:05:17,987
- And I got a plan.
- 1378
- 01:05:26,394 --> 01:05:29,562
- Ah, guys, I still don't understand
- what part of the plan this is.
- 1379
- 01:05:29,564 --> 01:05:32,633
- - Just go with the flow, Brody.
- - Yeah, you were in a very bad accident.
- 1380
- 01:05:32,635 --> 01:05:34,801
- - It was all your fucking fault.
- - We're all really, really sad.
- 1381
- 01:05:34,803 --> 01:05:38,407
- It was my fault? Why was it my fault?
- 1382
- 01:05:38,473 --> 01:05:40,841
- (GROANS) Come on, guys.
- I need a bigger coat.
- 1383
- 01:05:40,843 --> 01:05:42,743
- There's no coat in here
- that's gonna fit you.
- 1384
- 01:05:42,745 --> 01:05:44,847
- - You got a better idea?
- - I think I do.
- 1385
- 01:05:48,316 --> 01:05:49,785
- But you're not gonna like it.
- 1386
- 01:05:53,589 --> 01:05:55,656
- Okay, clear. Come on, let's go.
- 1387
- 01:05:55,658 --> 01:05:57,591
- BRODY: Okay, left turn, left turn.
- 1388
- 01:05:57,593 --> 01:05:58,758
- - MITCH: What the fuck?
- - (SHUSHING)
- 1389
- 01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:01,294
- MITCH: Who taught you how to
- drive, Stevie fucking Wonder?
- 1390
- 01:06:01,296 --> 01:06:03,497
- BRODY: You're huge, man.
- Very hard to control.
- 1391
- 01:06:03,499 --> 01:06:05,399
- Just get me to the
- morgue. That's all I said.
- 1392
- 01:06:05,401 --> 01:06:06,866
- BRODY: I'm taking us
- to the morgue. Go left.
- 1393
- 01:06:06,868 --> 01:06:08,701
- Left, left. Left turn.
- 1394
- 01:06:08,703 --> 01:06:10,270
- SUMMER: Careful.
- 1395
- 01:06:10,272 --> 01:06:12,008
- BRODY: Okay. We're clear, we're clear.
- 1396
- 01:06:13,609 --> 01:06:14,977
- SUMMER: Oh!
- 1397
- 01:06:15,944 --> 01:06:17,410
- All right.
- 1398
- 01:06:17,412 --> 01:06:18,611
- - Oh, no.
- - MITCH: What?
- 1399
- 01:06:18,613 --> 01:06:20,346
- - What does that say?
- - "Morgue."
- 1400
- 01:06:20,348 --> 01:06:22,083
- Exactly. (CHUCKLES)
- 1401
- 01:06:22,350 --> 01:06:23,919
- I got us to the morgue.
- 1402
- 01:06:24,385 --> 01:06:27,055
- - (EXHALES) Nice. Good job.
- - Yeah.
- 1403
- 01:06:27,356 --> 01:06:29,058
- BRODY: These disguises are awesome.
- 1404
- 01:06:29,325 --> 01:06:31,127
- I actually feel like a doctor.
- 1405
- 01:06:36,432 --> 01:06:37,800
- Oh, no.
- 1406
- 01:06:38,367 --> 01:06:40,633
- - Read me his toe tag.
- - It smells like yogurt.
- 1407
- 01:06:40,635 --> 01:06:42,071
- Oh, Jesus.
- 1408
- 01:06:42,972 --> 01:06:45,007
- "2816."
- 1409
- 01:06:47,376 --> 01:06:48,811
- (BRODY GROANS)
- 1410
- 01:06:50,578 --> 01:06:51,947
- Read me line 12.
- 1411
- 01:06:52,881 --> 01:06:54,217
- Jesus.
- 1412
- 01:06:54,450 --> 01:06:56,219
- Line 12. "Alveoli are clean."
- 1413
- 01:06:56,484 --> 01:06:58,721
- Wait, that means that there
- was no smoke in his lungs.
- 1414
- 01:06:59,254 --> 01:07:00,754
- - So how did he die?
- - MITCH: That's the question.
- 1415
- 01:07:00,756 --> 01:07:02,725
- McDreamy, get over here.
- I need you to help me.
- 1416
- 01:07:03,024 --> 01:07:04,659
- Oh, God, what?
- 1417
- 01:07:05,861 --> 01:07:07,861
- (GROANS) Dude.
- 1418
- 01:07:07,863 --> 01:07:09,930
- I need you to check his
- taint for needle marks.
- 1419
- 01:07:09,932 --> 01:07:11,564
- You want me to check his taint?
- 1420
- 01:07:11,566 --> 01:07:13,399
- Don't be a baby. Lift his scrotum.
- 1421
- 01:07:13,401 --> 01:07:14,468
- Not touching the man's scrotum.
- 1422
- 01:07:14,470 --> 01:07:16,669
- Lift his ball sac and
- check for anything unusual.
- 1423
- 01:07:16,671 --> 01:07:18,073
- There's... Fuck.
- 1424
- 01:07:18,841 --> 01:07:20,941
- (GRUNTS) Oh, my God.
- 1425
- 01:07:20,943 --> 01:07:23,246
- (EXCLAIMING)
- 1426
- 01:07:25,680 --> 01:07:28,415
- - Dude, it's a taint, man, it's a taint.
- - You didn't even look.
- 1427
- 01:07:28,417 --> 01:07:29,819
- Ugh, my God.
- 1428
- 01:07:30,785 --> 01:07:33,654
- Dude, there's been gloves
- here literally the entire time.
- 1429
- 01:07:33,656 --> 01:07:36,993
- You didn't even say
- anything. Yeah... That...
- 1430
- 01:07:38,727 --> 01:07:42,164
- (EXCLAIMS) Oh, I'm going in.
- 1431
- 01:07:42,298 --> 01:07:43,830
- - All right.
- - Tell me what you see.
- 1432
- 01:07:43,832 --> 01:07:47,066
- Hair. Lots of hair.
- Definitely not a groomer.
- 1433
- 01:07:47,068 --> 01:07:49,170
- Get deeper. Lift the balls up higher.
- 1434
- 01:07:49,504 --> 01:07:52,274
- - And get closer.
- - Oh, God, it stinks.
- 1435
- 01:07:52,540 --> 01:07:54,774
- I don't know, man. There's a big something.
- 1436
- 01:07:54,776 --> 01:07:56,611
- There's something. Oh, there is a hole.
- 1437
- 01:07:57,312 --> 01:07:59,248
- - That's just his butthole.
- - Smile.
- 1438
- 01:07:59,448 --> 01:08:01,580
- (CHUCKLING)
- 1439
- 01:08:01,582 --> 01:08:04,450
- Good job, doc. I'm posting that.
- 1440
- 01:08:04,452 --> 01:08:06,922
- Do not post that. The Internet is forever.
- 1441
- 01:08:07,856 --> 01:08:09,859
- It's just a handful of ball sac.
- 1442
- 01:08:09,925 --> 01:08:11,694
- It's disgusting.
- 1443
- 01:08:12,060 --> 01:08:13,862
- - (SIGHS)
- - BRODY: Oh, God.
- 1444
- 01:08:14,595 --> 01:08:16,796
- Dude, I can't take you
- seriously when the dick is out.
- 1445
- 01:08:16,798 --> 01:08:17,863
- Can you please just cover the dick?
- 1446
- 01:08:17,865 --> 01:08:19,465
- You cover the dick. I'm busy.
- 1447
- 01:08:19,467 --> 01:08:20,869
- (SIGHS)
- 1448
- 01:08:21,570 --> 01:08:22,803
- MITCH: All right, check this out.
- 1449
- 01:08:22,805 --> 01:08:26,005
- Cervical fractures of the fifth,
- sixth and seventh vertebrae.
- 1450
- 01:08:26,007 --> 01:08:28,777
- That's how he was killed. Broken neck.
- 1451
- 01:08:29,511 --> 01:08:30,577
- So, what? That could
- have happened any time.
- 1452
- 01:08:30,579 --> 01:08:32,679
- I mean, you jumped off
- the boat with him, right?
- 1453
- 01:08:32,681 --> 01:08:35,349
- You can literally swan
- dive down a flight of stairs
- 1454
- 01:08:35,351 --> 01:08:36,582
- and not break that many vertebrae.
- 1455
- 01:08:36,584 --> 01:08:38,654
- This was done on purpose.
- 1456
- 01:08:38,753 --> 01:08:40,653
- Why has no one else figured this out?
- 1457
- 01:08:40,655 --> 01:08:43,191
- What are you talking
- about? Figured what out?
- 1458
- 01:08:43,859 --> 01:08:45,492
- Broken neck in multiple places.
- 1459
- 01:08:45,494 --> 01:08:47,893
- No smoke in his lungs,
- which probably means he died
- 1460
- 01:08:47,895 --> 01:08:49,496
- before that boat was even on fire.
- 1461
- 01:08:49,498 --> 01:08:51,365
- The reason why no one has figured this out?
- 1462
- 01:08:51,367 --> 01:08:52,668
- It's murder.
- 1463
- 01:08:53,267 --> 01:08:55,035
- - And someone's covering it up.
- - Holy shit.
- 1464
- 01:08:55,037 --> 01:08:56,502
- In which case,
- 1465
- 01:08:56,504 --> 01:08:57,703
- I should go interrogate those girls.
- 1466
- 01:08:57,705 --> 01:09:00,040
- No, those girls were too high.
- They don't remember anything.
- 1467
- 01:09:00,042 --> 01:09:02,143
- All the more reason to investigate.
- 1468
- 01:09:03,779 --> 01:09:05,644
- Oh, shit. Someone's coming.
- 1469
- 01:09:05,646 --> 01:09:07,148
- - SUMMER: Hide. Hide!
- - Put him away.
- 1470
- 01:09:08,984 --> 01:09:10,886
- (GROANS)
- 1471
- 01:09:12,921 --> 01:09:14,688
- - What do we do now?
- - Now we hide.
- 1472
- 01:09:14,690 --> 01:09:16,826
- Hide? Where?
- 1473
- 01:09:21,096 --> 01:09:23,897
- - I don't like confined spaces.
- - (SHUSHING)
- 1474
- 01:09:23,899 --> 01:09:26,666
- This was a bad idea.
- 1475
- 01:09:26,668 --> 01:09:28,070
- Stop being a baby.
- 1476
- 01:09:28,404 --> 01:09:29,336
- Oh, my God!
- 1477
- 01:09:29,338 --> 01:09:31,404
- Shut your mouth. You're
- gonna get us caught.
- 1478
- 01:09:31,406 --> 01:09:33,072
- I'm laying on a dead old lady.
- 1479
- 01:09:33,074 --> 01:09:34,674
- Well, she's not going to
- bite you, for Christ's sakes.
- 1480
- 01:09:34,676 --> 01:09:35,776
- - Will you shut up?
- - Our drawers are empty.
- 1481
- 01:09:35,778 --> 01:09:36,743
- Why'd you pick that drawer?
- 1482
- 01:09:36,745 --> 01:09:38,978
- I'm the only one with a body in my drawer?
- 1483
- 01:09:38,980 --> 01:09:39,947
- Shh. Shut up!
- 1484
- 01:09:39,949 --> 01:09:42,448
- She smells like cheese toast and chowder.
- 1485
- 01:09:42,450 --> 01:09:44,684
- Holy Christ. You just
- tickled another man's taint.
- 1486
- 01:09:44,686 --> 01:09:46,122
- Who gives a shit right now?
- 1487
- 01:09:51,526 --> 01:09:52,994
- This was a bad...
- 1488
- 01:09:53,662 --> 01:09:54,728
- Something just dripped on me.
- 1489
- 01:09:54,730 --> 01:09:56,197
- Shut your mouth.
- 1490
- 01:09:56,464 --> 01:09:57,697
- - What is it?
- - It's all right.
- 1491
- 01:09:57,699 --> 01:09:59,866
- - Oh, my God.
- - (MITCH SHUSHING)
- 1492
- 01:09:59,868 --> 01:10:02,102
- - It did it again.
- - Nothing's dripping on me.
- 1493
- 01:10:02,104 --> 01:10:05,104
- - Listen to me. Formaldehyde melts fat.
- - What?
- 1494
- 01:10:05,106 --> 01:10:07,773
- That's what's dripping on
- your face, necrotic liquid fat.
- 1495
- 01:10:07,775 --> 01:10:09,009
- Now will you shut the fuck up?
- 1496
- 01:10:09,011 --> 01:10:10,176
- What the fuck did you just say?
- 1497
- 01:10:10,178 --> 01:10:11,911
- Just sit back and shut up.
- 1498
- 01:10:11,913 --> 01:10:13,982
- Shh. Stop complaining.
- 1499
- 01:10:19,654 --> 01:10:21,156
- Guys, someone's coming. Be quiet.
- 1500
- 01:10:23,992 --> 01:10:25,428
- It's him.
- 1501
- 01:10:36,070 --> 01:10:37,603
- FRANKIE: Rodriguez. It is him.
- 1502
- 01:10:37,605 --> 01:10:39,174
- You got the fake files?
- 1503
- 01:10:44,480 --> 01:10:45,545
- Relax.
- 1504
- 01:10:45,547 --> 01:10:47,813
- We're only here 'cause
- you broke his fucking neck.
- 1505
- 01:10:47,815 --> 01:10:50,118
- (PANTING)
- 1506
- 01:10:52,687 --> 01:10:53,786
- It's all good.
- 1507
- 01:10:53,788 --> 01:10:54,688
- (GROANS)
- 1508
- 01:10:54,690 --> 01:10:56,689
- - God damn it. Keep it together.
- - No!
- 1509
- 01:10:56,691 --> 01:10:58,625
- - Oh, shit.
- - (GROANS) That's it! I'm out!
- 1510
- 01:10:58,627 --> 01:11:00,196
- No. God damn it!
- 1511
- 01:11:00,829 --> 01:11:02,094
- (EXCLAIMING)
- 1512
- 01:11:02,096 --> 01:11:04,232
- - Shit!
- - Fuck.
- 1513
- 01:11:05,566 --> 01:11:06,633
- (PANTING)
- 1514
- 01:11:06,635 --> 01:11:07,767
- (BRODY GARGLING)
- 1515
- 01:11:07,769 --> 01:11:09,001
- What do we do?
- 1516
- 01:11:09,003 --> 01:11:10,438
- (SHUSHING)
- 1517
- 01:11:13,208 --> 01:11:15,211
- (BREATHING HEAVILY)
- 1518
- 01:11:16,677 --> 01:11:19,214
- (GASPS AND COUGHS)
- 1519
- 01:11:25,721 --> 01:11:27,990
- (CLEARS THROAT) Hey, gentlemen.
- 1520
- 01:11:28,056 --> 01:11:30,924
- Now that that's over, I'm
- gonna need those files.
- 1521
- 01:11:30,926 --> 01:11:32,291
- (CELL PHONE RINGING)
- 1522
- 01:11:32,293 --> 01:11:33,559
- Shit.
- 1523
- 01:11:33,561 --> 01:11:36,595
- That must be my phone. I probably
- left it in the, uh, nap room.
- 1524
- 01:11:36,597 --> 01:11:39,067
- - Shit.
- - Fuck. Give me that phone.
- 1525
- 01:11:39,534 --> 01:11:41,134
- Shit!
- 1526
- 01:11:41,136 --> 01:11:43,038
- No, lifeguard.
- 1527
- 01:11:45,274 --> 01:11:46,773
- (GRUNTS)
- 1528
- 01:11:46,775 --> 01:11:48,978
- BRODY: That was a cheap shot, man!
- 1529
- 01:11:50,311 --> 01:11:51,980
- (BOTH PANTING)
- 1530
- 01:11:53,882 --> 01:11:55,251
- Damn it.
- 1531
- 01:11:56,651 --> 01:11:57,684
- I'll get the car.
- 1532
- 01:11:57,686 --> 01:11:59,526
- All right, meet us on
- the far side of the park!
- 1533
- 01:11:59,587 --> 01:12:01,956
- - Come on, let's roll.
- - Mitch, hold up.
- 1534
- 01:12:02,557 --> 01:12:03,993
- Check this out.
- 1535
- 01:12:05,627 --> 01:12:08,193
- Excuse me. That's a very nice scooter.
- 1536
- 01:12:08,195 --> 01:12:09,962
- Have you ever seen the Olympics?
- 1537
- 01:12:09,964 --> 01:12:11,665
- BRODY: Why are you grabbing me so tight?
- 1538
- 01:12:11,667 --> 01:12:12,965
- MITCH: Why the fuck are you driving?
- 1539
- 01:12:12,967 --> 01:12:15,303
- Stay off the grass.
- It's freshly fertilized.
- 1540
- 01:12:15,704 --> 01:12:17,002
- Stay on the pathway.
- 1541
- 01:12:17,004 --> 01:12:18,772
- I'm on the path, man. They're right there!
- 1542
- 01:12:18,774 --> 01:12:20,006
- - MITCH: Watch it, watch it!
- - BRODY: Shut up!
- 1543
- 01:12:20,008 --> 01:12:22,108
- You got a beautiful border
- collie right there. Don't hit him!
- 1544
- 01:12:22,110 --> 01:12:23,643
- You do not respect anything.
- 1545
- 01:12:23,645 --> 01:12:26,179
- - (TIRES SCREECHING)
- - Whoa, whoa. Stop. Have some respect. Mommies and babies.
- 1546
- 01:12:26,181 --> 01:12:27,880
- - Mommies and babies.
- - Yeah, I see them.
- 1547
- 01:12:27,882 --> 01:12:30,015
- Go get them. Stay on the
- pathway. You get the white one.
- 1548
- 01:12:30,017 --> 01:12:32,053
- All right. You're just
- slowing me down, anyway.
- 1549
- 01:12:34,189 --> 01:12:36,058
- Give me the phone.
- 1550
- 01:12:41,096 --> 01:12:42,362
- Hey!
- 1551
- 01:12:42,364 --> 01:12:43,866
- (TIRES SCREECHING)
- 1552
- 01:12:49,003 --> 01:12:51,206
- (PANTING)
- 1553
- 01:12:56,712 --> 01:12:58,013
- (GRUNTS)
- 1554
- 01:13:01,016 --> 01:13:02,182
- Oh!
- 1555
- 01:13:02,184 --> 01:13:05,154
- Shit! Oh, my God. I can't
- believe I just did that.
- 1556
- 01:13:05,753 --> 01:13:08,254
- - I cannot believe I just did that!
- - Hey, Summer. Here. Hey.
- 1557
- 01:13:08,256 --> 01:13:10,459
- - Oh, my God!
- - Where's your phone?
- 1558
- 01:13:14,962 --> 01:13:16,261
- That's not my phone!
- 1559
- 01:13:16,263 --> 01:13:18,965
- - Summer, you okay?
- - That guy's got my phone.
- 1560
- 01:13:18,967 --> 01:13:21,570
- - Nice work!
- - Thanks!
- 1561
- 01:13:23,372 --> 01:13:26,275
- - Where'd he go?
- - Oh, shit.
- 1562
- 01:13:32,647 --> 01:13:34,215
- (PANTING)
- 1563
- 01:13:38,285 --> 01:13:39,385
- Mister, get off!
- 1564
- 01:13:39,387 --> 01:13:40,922
- (YELLING)
- 1565
- 01:13:43,725 --> 01:13:45,494
- Hey, Mitch, take this one.
- 1566
- 01:13:46,160 --> 01:13:47,495
- Yeah. Thanks, Mikey.
- 1567
- 01:13:49,864 --> 01:13:51,966
- MAN 1: Hey, man, this is a wake-free zone!
- 1568
- 01:14:06,815 --> 01:14:08,117
- Hey! Oh!
- 1569
- 01:14:17,191 --> 01:14:18,526
- (GUN CLICKS)
- 1570
- 01:14:31,306 --> 01:14:33,242
- (BOTH GRUNTING)
- 1571
- 01:15:00,936 --> 01:15:03,105
- - (BABY COOING)
- - Hi, honey.
- 1572
- 01:15:03,739 --> 01:15:05,471
- I'm going to go get rid of the
- bad man that's in your house.
- 1573
- 01:15:05,473 --> 01:15:07,209
- Mmm. Eat your food.
- 1574
- 01:15:07,409 --> 01:15:09,178
- CHILD: Why is he here?
- 1575
- 01:15:11,012 --> 01:15:12,514
- (BOTH GRUNTING)
- 1576
- 01:15:31,900 --> 01:15:33,335
- I'm gonna need that phone.
- 1577
- 01:15:35,035 --> 01:15:36,405
- This phone?
- 1578
- 01:15:40,508 --> 01:15:43,177
- Whoops. Fuck your phone.
- 1579
- 01:15:43,845 --> 01:15:45,481
- Oh, you're going night-night, bitch.
- 1580
- 01:15:45,881 --> 01:15:47,482
- (BOTH GRUNTING)
- 1581
- 01:15:55,422 --> 01:15:57,392
- (MOBILE PLAYS MUSIC)
- 1582
- 01:15:59,394 --> 01:16:01,196
- (GROANING)
- 1583
- 01:16:10,372 --> 01:16:12,074
- (GRUNTING)
- 1584
- 01:16:22,350 --> 01:16:24,053
- TOY: I'm a pig.
- 1585
- 01:16:24,119 --> 01:16:25,984
- Whoa, whoa, wait! Hey, hey.
- 1586
- 01:16:25,986 --> 01:16:27,319
- No baby pictures.
- 1587
- 01:16:27,321 --> 01:16:29,792
- - Have some class.
- - You're right.
- 1588
- 01:16:52,980 --> 01:16:54,549
- It's bath time, shithead.
- 1589
- 01:16:57,552 --> 01:16:59,484
- All right, Ellerbee, what
- did we learn from the perps
- 1590
- 01:16:59,486 --> 01:17:00,586
- after the interrogation?
- 1591
- 01:17:00,588 --> 01:17:02,487
- The only perps here are you three.
- 1592
- 01:17:02,489 --> 01:17:05,457
- Okay, you turned the canals
- into the goddamned X Games.
- 1593
- 01:17:05,459 --> 01:17:08,362
- Yeah, that's 'cause we
- were in lifeguard pursuit.
- 1594
- 01:17:09,064 --> 01:17:10,632
- Oh, okay. My bad.
- 1595
- 01:17:11,732 --> 01:17:15,033
- Except for there's no fucking
- such thing as "lifeguard pursuit"!
- 1596
- 01:17:15,035 --> 01:17:16,234
- Police do pursuits!
- 1597
- 01:17:16,236 --> 01:17:20,208
- When you do it, it's just some
- guys chasing some other guys.
- 1598
- 01:17:20,374 --> 01:17:22,541
- - No offense.
- - None taken.
- 1599
- 01:17:22,543 --> 01:17:24,978
- Hey, what are you saying? You're
- just gonna let those guys walk?
- 1600
- 01:17:24,980 --> 01:17:28,413
- Okay, um, how do I explain this
- so that you people understand?
- 1601
- 01:17:28,415 --> 01:17:29,750
- "You people"?
- 1602
- 01:17:30,485 --> 01:17:31,787
- "You people"?
- 1603
- 01:17:31,919 --> 01:17:33,385
- Oh, you don't get to say that.
- 1604
- 01:17:33,387 --> 01:17:34,789
- You're just tan.
- 1605
- 01:17:35,623 --> 01:17:37,725
- - Right on.
- - Come on, brother.
- 1606
- 01:17:38,325 --> 01:17:40,361
- Look, even if you were police,
- 1607
- 01:17:40,995 --> 01:17:42,495
- which you're not,
- 1608
- 01:17:42,497 --> 01:17:45,564
- and even if this was your
- jurisdiction, which it isn't,
- 1609
- 01:17:45,566 --> 01:17:49,001
- and even if you had
- probable cause to pursue,
- 1610
- 01:17:49,003 --> 01:17:50,806
- which you definitely don't,
- 1611
- 01:17:51,272 --> 01:17:53,307
- what you did would
- still be totally illegal.
- 1612
- 01:17:54,008 --> 01:17:56,611
- Okay, well, I mean, it's a good
- thing we're not police, then.
- 1613
- 01:17:56,977 --> 01:18:01,315
- It's like you purposely
- only hear 1% of what I say.
- 1614
- 01:18:02,650 --> 01:18:05,318
- Mitch, did you pull Brody off the beach
- 1615
- 01:18:05,320 --> 01:18:07,953
- to break into the medical
- examiner's office earlier today?
- 1616
- 01:18:07,955 --> 01:18:09,188
- Yeah, you bet I did.
- 1617
- 01:18:09,190 --> 01:18:11,023
- Absolutely, 100% and here's why.
- 1618
- 01:18:11,025 --> 01:18:14,027
- The Councilman's boating
- accident was no accident at all.
- 1619
- 01:18:14,029 --> 01:18:15,460
- He had no smoke in his lungs,
- 1620
- 01:18:15,462 --> 01:18:16,962
- his neck was broken in multiple places.
- 1621
- 01:18:16,964 --> 01:18:20,198
- Which means he was probably dead
- before that boat even caught on fire.
- 1622
- 01:18:20,200 --> 01:18:22,905
- And our investigation has found
- that all of this shady shit
- 1623
- 01:18:23,238 --> 01:18:24,806
- leads right back to the Huntley.
- 1624
- 01:18:25,039 --> 01:18:27,639
- You don't do investigations.
- You're lifeguards.
- 1625
- 01:18:27,641 --> 01:18:29,375
- Police do investigations.
- 1626
- 01:18:29,377 --> 01:18:30,643
- When you do it,
- 1627
- 01:18:30,645 --> 01:18:33,412
- it's just a bunch of guys
- investigating another bunch of guys.
- 1628
- 01:18:33,414 --> 01:18:35,480
- - No offense, you're included in that.
- - None taken.
- 1629
- 01:18:35,482 --> 01:18:38,350
- Do you have any proof of this conspiracy?
- 1630
- 01:18:38,352 --> 01:18:40,353
- Yeah, absolutely. We
- read the coroner's report.
- 1631
- 01:18:40,355 --> 01:18:42,956
- It's all in there before
- those other guys switched it.
- 1632
- 01:18:42,958 --> 01:18:45,457
- Yeah, and I recorded the
- whole thing on my cell phone.
- 1633
- 01:18:45,459 --> 01:18:47,529
- - Where's the cell phone?
- - They destroyed it.
- 1634
- 01:18:48,296 --> 01:18:50,462
- Oh. Okay.
- 1635
- 01:18:50,464 --> 01:18:53,633
- So the only evidence that
- you had was destroyed.
- 1636
- 01:18:53,635 --> 01:18:57,636
- Exactly. All the evidence... Pfft!
- 1637
- 01:18:57,638 --> 01:18:59,505
- Gone. Doesn't exist.
- 1638
- 01:18:59,507 --> 01:19:02,207
- They're bad guys and they
- don't want us to have it.
- 1639
- 01:19:02,209 --> 01:19:03,509
- Okay.
- 1640
- 01:19:03,511 --> 01:19:05,111
- Let me try to explain this to you
- 1641
- 01:19:05,113 --> 01:19:06,245
- in a way that you people can understand.
- 1642
- 01:19:06,247 --> 01:19:07,647
- "You people"? There it is again.
- 1643
- 01:19:07,649 --> 01:19:10,183
- - Hey, hey. Be cool.
- - There it is again.
- 1644
- 01:19:10,185 --> 01:19:11,350
- Just trying to figure out what the fuck was
- 1645
- 01:19:11,352 --> 01:19:12,452
- with "you people."
- 1646
- 01:19:12,454 --> 01:19:13,822
- All right, now, look.
- 1647
- 01:19:14,254 --> 01:19:18,293
- Leave law enforcement to the police. Okay?
- 1648
- 01:19:18,392 --> 01:19:22,663
- And you guys just do the
- jobs that I hired you to do.
- 1649
- 01:19:23,198 --> 01:19:25,564
- You remember? The lifeguarding stuff.
- 1650
- 01:19:25,566 --> 01:19:28,837
- - Splish, splash.
- - Otherwise, I'll fire you.
- 1651
- 01:19:30,704 --> 01:19:32,840
- Now I gotta go clean up
- this mess that you made.
- 1652
- 01:19:33,440 --> 01:19:34,842
- Boom.
- 1653
- 01:19:36,543 --> 01:19:40,514
- CAPTAIN THORPE: Obviously, you have
- every reason to be upset, and I apologize.
- 1654
- 01:19:49,190 --> 01:19:52,358
- BRODY: So, do you always do the
- opposite of what people ask you to do?
- 1655
- 01:19:52,360 --> 01:19:54,896
- Because I don't know,
- man, it looks clear to me.
- 1656
- 01:19:55,430 --> 01:19:57,633
- Nice and quiet.
- 1657
- 01:19:59,300 --> 01:20:02,300
- MITCH: No, man, you got
- to look closer. I knew it.
- 1658
- 01:20:02,302 --> 01:20:03,435
- Flynn's Seafood Company.
- 1659
- 01:20:03,437 --> 01:20:05,203
- What about Flynn's Seafood Company?
- 1660
- 01:20:05,205 --> 01:20:07,773
- They're the ones who supply all
- the fish to the Huntley Club, right?
- 1661
- 01:20:07,775 --> 01:20:10,410
- - So?
- - So the question is,
- 1662
- 01:20:10,412 --> 01:20:12,614
- who the fuck is Angelo?
- 1663
- 01:20:15,249 --> 01:20:17,050
- I saw barrels like that
- down in the Huntley,
- 1664
- 01:20:17,052 --> 01:20:18,617
- and now they're on the back of her yacht.
- 1665
- 01:20:18,619 --> 01:20:20,318
- BRODY: Oh, my God.
- Mitch, you're impossible.
- 1666
- 01:20:20,320 --> 01:20:22,554
- My gut says there's some
- bad shit going on over there,
- 1667
- 01:20:22,556 --> 01:20:24,724
- and my balls say we need to
- go over there and check it out.
- 1668
- 01:20:24,726 --> 01:20:26,259
- - Yeah. Your balls said that?
- - Yes, they did.
- 1669
- 01:20:26,261 --> 01:20:27,626
- 'Cause my balls say,
- 1670
- 01:20:27,628 --> 01:20:28,862
- (HIGH-PITCHED) "Hey, just take
- it easy right here. Just chill."
- 1671
- 01:20:28,864 --> 01:20:31,667
- Why the fuck do your balls
- sound like three-year-old girls?
- 1672
- 01:20:31,800 --> 01:20:33,968
- I don't know, man.
- That's just how they talk.
- 1673
- 01:20:34,802 --> 01:20:36,301
- But they're wise.
- 1674
- 01:20:36,303 --> 01:20:37,502
- MITCH: Well, tell your
- shriveled, wise balls
- 1675
- 01:20:37,504 --> 01:20:40,075
- we're going to the Huntley to
- see what's in those barrels.
- 1676
- 01:20:41,075 --> 01:20:42,910
- (MEN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
- 1677
- 01:20:44,178 --> 01:20:46,645
- Dude, we are penetrating
- the shit out of this place.
- 1678
- 01:20:46,647 --> 01:20:47,746
- No, I think it's "infiltrate."
- 1679
- 01:20:47,748 --> 01:20:49,314
- That's what we want to do. To infiltrate.
- 1680
- 01:20:49,316 --> 01:20:51,317
- BRODY: You know they're
- gonna be looking for us.
- 1681
- 01:20:51,319 --> 01:20:52,617
- That's why we're going undercover.
- 1682
- 01:20:52,619 --> 01:20:54,422
- Undercover? In disguise?
- 1683
- 01:21:00,662 --> 01:21:02,063
- Remember. Undercover.
- 1684
- 01:21:02,629 --> 01:21:04,465
- - Undercover, yeah.
- - Yeah.
- 1685
- 01:21:21,783 --> 01:21:24,119
- (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
- 1686
- 01:21:41,569 --> 01:21:43,669
- Check it out. I'm undercover.
- 1687
- 01:21:43,671 --> 01:21:45,237
- Yeah. A little too undercover.
- 1688
- 01:21:45,239 --> 01:21:46,339
- Why the fuck are you wearing makeup, dude?
- 1689
- 01:21:46,341 --> 01:21:48,573
- What do you mean, why the
- heck am I wearing makeup?
- 1690
- 01:21:48,575 --> 01:21:50,343
- - It's a little much.
- - What was I supposed to do?
- 1691
- 01:21:50,345 --> 01:21:52,511
- Well, what we're supposed to
- do is find the fucking flakka.
- 1692
- 01:21:52,513 --> 01:21:54,883
- - Oh, my God.
- - Angelo's Fish Company. There it is.
- 1693
- 01:21:55,249 --> 01:21:56,549
- You are so selfish.
- 1694
- 01:21:56,551 --> 01:21:57,884
- You think this was easy?
- 1695
- 01:21:57,886 --> 01:21:59,484
- MITCH: It's very impressive, princess.
- 1696
- 01:21:59,486 --> 01:22:01,556
- But please shut the fuck up and focus.
- 1697
- 01:22:05,226 --> 01:22:07,696
- (MEN TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
- 1698
- 01:22:09,396 --> 01:22:10,699
- Come on.
- 1699
- 01:22:14,302 --> 01:22:15,804
- (BRODY GRUNTS)
- 1700
- 01:22:19,873 --> 01:22:22,407
- - Holy shit.
- - Whoa.
- 1701
- 01:22:22,409 --> 01:22:24,911
- Can't believe Leeds is doing
- that shit during the day.
- 1702
- 01:22:24,913 --> 01:22:26,179
- (EXCLAIMS IN SHOCK)
- 1703
- 01:22:26,181 --> 01:22:27,816
- Yeah. That takes balls.
- 1704
- 01:22:29,751 --> 01:22:30,816
- BRODY: Holy shit.
- 1705
- 01:22:30,818 --> 01:22:32,620
- It's like Breaking Bad in there.
- 1706
- 01:22:32,820 --> 01:22:34,823
- Yeah, dude, Breaking Bad.
- 1707
- 01:22:35,823 --> 01:22:38,456
- - You were right.
- - Yeah, I was right.
- 1708
- 01:22:38,458 --> 01:22:39,591
- (INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)
- 1709
- 01:22:39,593 --> 01:22:40,826
- EMT 1: Let's get him in!
- 1710
- 01:22:40,828 --> 01:22:42,428
- - I got here.
- - EMT 2: Right.
- 1711
- 01:22:42,430 --> 01:22:44,598
- - Yep.
- - We're good.
- 1712
- 01:22:46,833 --> 01:22:48,834
- - EMT 2: Grab his other leg.
- - EMT 3: Got it.
- 1713
- 01:22:48,836 --> 01:22:49,868
- (CELL PHONE RINGING)
- 1714
- 01:22:49,870 --> 01:22:51,440
- EMT 2: Get a stretcher ready.
- 1715
- 01:22:54,809 --> 01:22:57,643
- Yeah, this is the police.
- How can I help you, lifeguard?
- 1716
- 01:22:57,645 --> 01:22:59,911
- Ellerbee, you got to get
- down to the Huntley ASAP.
- 1717
- 01:22:59,913 --> 01:23:01,613
- We found the drugs.
- 1718
- 01:23:01,615 --> 01:23:03,416
- Yeah, that sounds great, Mitch,
- 1719
- 01:23:03,418 --> 01:23:05,751
- but right now I'm busy
- dealing with another dead body.
- 1720
- 01:23:05,753 --> 01:23:08,386
- Oh, and this one's on your
- beach. Did you hear that?
- 1721
- 01:23:08,388 --> 01:23:10,923
- First a councilman and now a shark attack.
- 1722
- 01:23:10,925 --> 01:23:12,457
- That's crazy.
- 1723
- 01:23:12,459 --> 01:23:13,858
- Lifeguard coming through.
- 1724
- 01:23:13,860 --> 01:23:15,661
- You're still calling this
- your jurisdiction, right?
- 1725
- 01:23:15,663 --> 01:23:17,799
- We haven't had a dead body
- on the beach in years.
- 1726
- 01:23:18,232 --> 01:23:19,566
- But this has got to be
- connected to the Huntley.
- 1727
- 01:23:19,568 --> 01:23:21,901
- We found the drugs here. I'm
- telling you. They're behind this.
- 1728
- 01:23:21,903 --> 01:23:24,903
- Mitch, it's Thorpe, your boss.
- 1729
- 01:23:24,905 --> 01:23:27,540
- Look, stop with the Huntley crap, okay?
- 1730
- 01:23:27,542 --> 01:23:29,442
- And don't even come down
- here. We don't need you.
- 1731
- 01:23:29,444 --> 01:23:30,876
- Just meet me back at headquarters.
- 1732
- 01:23:30,878 --> 01:23:34,148
- Right now I gotta deal with
- your new publicity nightmare.
- 1733
- 01:23:34,748 --> 01:23:35,982
- Fuck!
- 1734
- 01:23:35,984 --> 01:23:37,149
- NEWSREADER: Emerald Bay
- is reeling this afternoon
- 1735
- 01:23:37,151 --> 01:23:40,252
- from the shocking discovery
- of another dead body.
- 1736
- 01:23:40,254 --> 01:23:42,554
- But in the wake of the recent
- death of Councilman Rodriguez,
- 1737
- 01:23:42,556 --> 01:23:44,590
- the locals here want answers.
- 1738
- 01:23:44,592 --> 01:23:48,361
- CAPTAIN THORPE: I can't believe
- that no one was at Tower One.
- 1739
- 01:23:48,363 --> 01:23:49,964
- I don't even know what to say.
- 1740
- 01:23:50,864 --> 01:23:52,564
- Whose shift was it?
- 1741
- 01:23:52,566 --> 01:23:54,569
- - Sir, it was mine.
- - (SCOFFS)
- 1742
- 01:23:55,336 --> 01:23:56,602
- And where were you?
- 1743
- 01:23:56,604 --> 01:23:59,272
- Stalking one of the most
- prominent women in Emerald Bay?
- 1744
- 01:23:59,274 --> 01:24:01,840
- Blatantly disregarding your jurisdiction?
- 1745
- 01:24:01,842 --> 01:24:03,876
- Sir, I only stepped away
- to check out the Huntley
- 1746
- 01:24:03,878 --> 01:24:05,978
- - and find the flakka.
- - I warned you.
- 1747
- 01:24:05,980 --> 01:24:07,979
- I warned you about sticking to your job.
- 1748
- 01:24:07,981 --> 01:24:09,282
- This wasn't even Mitch's fault.
- 1749
- 01:24:09,284 --> 01:24:10,983
- You leave me no choice.
- 1750
- 01:24:10,985 --> 01:24:12,151
- You're done.
- 1751
- 01:24:12,153 --> 01:24:14,819
- I want you off the beach.
- I'm putting Brody in charge.
- 1752
- 01:24:14,821 --> 01:24:17,389
- (CHUCKLES) Whoa, whoa, whoa. No way.
- 1753
- 01:24:17,391 --> 01:24:18,691
- BRODY: There's not a chance... Hey...
- 1754
- 01:24:18,693 --> 01:24:20,093
- You can do this in your sleep.
- 1755
- 01:24:20,095 --> 01:24:22,295
- That's not what I'm saying. I
- don't want the position. I don't...
- 1756
- 01:24:22,297 --> 01:24:24,362
- You have two gold medals, okay?
- 1757
- 01:24:24,364 --> 01:24:27,066
- You're like the Stephen
- Hawking of swimming,
- 1758
- 01:24:27,068 --> 01:24:29,702
- minus the total paralysis part.
- 1759
- 01:24:29,704 --> 01:24:32,004
- Unless you want me to
- replace you with someone else.
- 1760
- 01:24:32,006 --> 01:24:34,807
- With all due respect, that job
- should go to Stephanie Holden.
- 1761
- 01:24:34,809 --> 01:24:36,541
- She knows the bay better than anyone.
- 1762
- 01:24:36,543 --> 01:24:39,713
- I'm no longer interested
- in your opinion, Buchannon.
- 1763
- 01:24:40,013 --> 01:24:41,549
- Dismissed.
- 1764
- 01:24:47,587 --> 01:24:50,024
- Brody. Brody, hang back.
- 1765
- 01:24:50,557 --> 01:24:52,358
- Okay, it's just me and you now.
- 1766
- 01:24:52,360 --> 01:24:54,926
- If you can help me keep
- your new pals in line,
- 1767
- 01:24:54,928 --> 01:24:56,828
- I can make sure that you stick around here
- 1768
- 01:24:56,830 --> 01:24:58,700
- for a long, long time.
- 1769
- 01:24:59,033 --> 01:25:02,036
- And if you don't, your
- probation could get fucked up.
- 1770
- 01:25:05,839 --> 01:25:07,439
- - Good talk, Brody.
- - Okay.
- 1771
- 01:25:07,441 --> 01:25:09,977
- You're my dawg, right?
- I'll see you tomorrow.
- 1772
- 01:25:10,544 --> 01:25:11,980
- Bring it in.
- 1773
- 01:25:12,913 --> 01:25:14,782
- (SOFTLY) I fucked it up.
- 1774
- 01:25:16,751 --> 01:25:18,620
- Turn in your trunks, Mitch.
- 1775
- 01:25:19,587 --> 01:25:20,889
- (EXCLAIMS)
- 1776
- 01:25:21,021 --> 01:25:22,121
- (CLEARS THROAT)
- 1777
- 01:25:22,123 --> 01:25:23,657
- I'm going to go.
- 1778
- 01:25:28,863 --> 01:25:30,595
- What, you think that I wanted this?
- 1779
- 01:25:30,597 --> 01:25:32,063
- - It kinda looks like you did.
- - What?
- 1780
- 01:25:32,065 --> 01:25:33,733
- If anyone should get the
- job it should be Stephanie.
- 1781
- 01:25:33,735 --> 01:25:35,170
- No shit. I couldn't agree more.
- 1782
- 01:25:35,869 --> 01:25:36,969
- What would you have done?
- 1783
- 01:25:36,971 --> 01:25:38,770
- I wouldn't have taken the job,
- 1784
- 01:25:38,772 --> 01:25:40,105
- even if they'd offered it to me.
- 1785
- 01:25:40,107 --> 01:25:41,907
- It was not an offer, it was a trap.
- 1786
- 01:25:41,909 --> 01:25:44,212
- Guys, guys, come on. Please.
- 1787
- 01:25:44,779 --> 01:25:46,478
- All right? I need you
- to work together to help
- 1788
- 01:25:46,480 --> 01:25:49,648
- Bieber here figure out why
- there's a dead body on our beach,
- 1789
- 01:25:49,650 --> 01:25:52,354
- and how Leeds is bringing
- in drugs to the bay.
- 1790
- 01:25:57,158 --> 01:25:58,660
- (SIGHS)
- 1791
- 01:25:59,025 --> 01:26:00,761
- Good luck.
- 1792
- 01:26:04,798 --> 01:26:06,098
- Mitch.
- 1793
- 01:26:06,100 --> 01:26:07,869
- Yo, Mitch!
- 1794
- 01:26:16,644 --> 01:26:18,213
- I'm sorry.
- 1795
- 01:26:27,954 --> 01:26:29,857
- I want you to have something.
- 1796
- 01:26:30,958 --> 01:26:32,327
- My mentor gave me this.
- 1797
- 01:26:32,827 --> 01:26:34,995
- It's the keys to Lifeguard Tower One.
- 1798
- 01:26:37,664 --> 01:26:38,999
- Your new post.
- 1799
- 01:26:39,434 --> 01:26:41,136
- No. I'm not ready.
- 1800
- 01:26:42,003 --> 01:26:43,738
- I'm not ready for this, man.
- 1801
- 01:26:43,837 --> 01:26:45,372
- They need you.
- 1802
- 01:26:59,954 --> 01:27:01,256
- (SIGHS)
- 1803
- 01:27:02,457 --> 01:27:05,727
- STEPHANIE: (OVER PHONE) Hi, Mitch.
- Just checking in on you again.
- 1804
- 01:27:05,827 --> 01:27:08,093
- Uh, please call us back.
- We're worried about you.
- 1805
- 01:27:08,095 --> 01:27:10,462
- - (MAN TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
- - (MITCH WHISTLING)
- 1806
- 01:27:10,464 --> 01:27:11,563
- BOY: No, thanks, man.
- 1807
- 01:27:11,565 --> 01:27:13,467
- (POP BALLAD PLAYING)
- 1808
- 01:27:13,834 --> 01:27:15,136
- Excuse me, ma'am...
- 1809
- 01:27:33,855 --> 01:27:36,154
- (OVER C.B. RADIO) Yo,
- Mitch. It's Brody.
- 1810
- 01:27:36,156 --> 01:27:38,858
- I hit you on the C.B., so
- I know you're listening.
- 1811
- 01:27:38,860 --> 01:27:43,194
- I hope you haven't gone crazy and
- started eating carbs or something.
- 1812
- 01:27:43,196 --> 01:27:46,167
- Everyone says hi. Come back, man.
- 1813
- 01:27:46,234 --> 01:27:48,369
- I could really use
- your help, brother.
- 1814
- 01:27:48,836 --> 01:27:51,004
- (MUSIC CONTINUES)
- 1815
- 01:28:04,718 --> 01:28:07,819
- You know, well, it all depends
- on the data plan that you want.
- 1816
- 01:28:07,821 --> 01:28:09,061
- Internet, everything like that?
- 1817
- 01:28:09,589 --> 01:28:11,823
- Oh, it's all fantastic
- with the Internet, sure.
- 1818
- 01:28:11,825 --> 01:28:14,059
- It's Internet-savvy in function
- 1819
- 01:28:14,061 --> 01:28:15,594
- - and there's broadband...
- - All right.
- 1820
- 01:28:15,596 --> 01:28:16,895
- ...you gotta have that. Yeah, sure.
- 1821
- 01:28:16,897 --> 01:28:21,533
- Samsung has all the capabilities
- of the I.T. process, and, uh...
- 1822
- 01:28:21,535 --> 01:28:23,338
- THE MENTOR: Mind if I cut in for a second?
- 1823
- 01:28:24,070 --> 01:28:25,203
- What are you doing here?
- 1824
- 01:28:25,205 --> 01:28:27,072
- I'm here to remind you who you are.
- 1825
- 01:28:27,074 --> 01:28:29,043
- (SOUL MUSIC PLAYING)
- 1826
- 01:28:30,677 --> 01:28:32,277
- Come on, buddy.
- 1827
- 01:28:32,279 --> 01:28:34,214
- Snap out of it!
- 1828
- 01:28:35,949 --> 01:28:37,049
- (RECORD SCRATCHES)
- 1829
- 01:28:37,051 --> 01:28:38,486
- Shoes?
- 1830
- 01:28:39,020 --> 01:28:41,920
- You're wearing worker man shoes?
- 1831
- 01:28:41,922 --> 01:28:44,191
- Really, how far have you fallen?
- 1832
- 01:28:44,559 --> 01:28:46,828
- - Far.
- - I'd love to buy a...
- 1833
- 01:28:47,928 --> 01:28:50,030
- - Mitch?
- - Yes, Mitch.
- 1834
- 01:28:50,565 --> 01:28:51,996
- Come on, man.
- 1835
- 01:28:51,998 --> 01:28:54,368
- You don't just protect the bay.
- 1836
- 01:28:55,069 --> 01:28:56,471
- You are the bay.
- 1837
- 01:28:57,003 --> 01:28:59,507
- Mitch, the bay needs you.
- 1838
- 01:29:02,075 --> 01:29:03,675
- (BREATHES DEEPLY)
- 1839
- 01:29:03,677 --> 01:29:05,445
- (INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
- 1840
- 01:29:11,918 --> 01:29:15,088
- Hey, do you guys know of
- any good bars around here?
- 1841
- 01:29:19,092 --> 01:29:21,596
- Hey, do you guys know
- where you can rent a bike?
- 1842
- 01:29:21,861 --> 01:29:22,894
- GIRL 2: Oh, yeah, right up that way.
- 1843
- 01:29:22,896 --> 01:29:23,962
- - This way?
- - GIRL 2: Uh-huh.
- 1844
- 01:29:23,964 --> 01:29:24,898
- Not too far away.
- 1845
- 01:29:24,900 --> 01:29:26,540
- GIRL 1: All right, cool. Thank you, guys.
- 1846
- 01:29:28,769 --> 01:29:30,471
- Sand grifters.
- 1847
- 01:29:37,611 --> 01:29:39,179
- (SEAGULL SQUAWKING)
- 1848
- 01:29:41,382 --> 01:29:43,051
- (BOTH GRUNT)
- 1849
- 01:29:43,883 --> 01:29:45,884
- Get the fuck out of here! This is my beach!
- 1850
- 01:29:45,886 --> 01:29:48,089
- MAN: All right, we're out of here!
- 1851
- 01:29:48,321 --> 01:29:50,859
- WOMAN: Whoa! Did you see that?
- 1852
- 01:30:04,270 --> 01:30:05,504
- Hey.
- 1853
- 01:30:05,506 --> 01:30:08,076
- You guys want to help me
- figure out whose stuff this is?
- 1854
- 01:30:08,175 --> 01:30:11,245
- Yo, this cooler is... Cool.
- 1855
- 01:30:14,080 --> 01:30:15,179
- Yo, Ellerbee?
- 1856
- 01:30:15,181 --> 01:30:17,049
- What's up, man? How you doing?
- 1857
- 01:30:17,051 --> 01:30:20,885
- Oh, Lieutenant Brody!
- What you got in the cooler?
- 1858
- 01:30:20,887 --> 01:30:23,322
- Black market organs from
- the Boogie Board Bandits?
- 1859
- 01:30:23,324 --> 01:30:25,724
- (LAUGHING) Oh, you mean this?
- 1860
- 01:30:25,726 --> 01:30:27,059
- No, no.
- 1861
- 01:30:27,061 --> 01:30:28,893
- This is actually for you.
- 1862
- 01:30:28,895 --> 01:30:31,063
- You see, I'm not Mitch, right?
- 1863
- 01:30:31,065 --> 01:30:32,363
- I know my place.
- 1864
- 01:30:32,365 --> 01:30:35,168
- I'm just a lifeguard. And that's it.
- 1865
- 01:30:36,070 --> 01:30:37,803
- I just want to make sure that you and I
- 1866
- 01:30:37,805 --> 01:30:39,705
- start out on the right foot. That's it.
- 1867
- 01:30:39,707 --> 01:30:44,145
- So I went ahead and got something
- a little bit special for you.
- 1868
- 01:30:44,278 --> 01:30:47,548
- Which is a double-chocolate
- smoothie from Chen's.
- 1869
- 01:30:49,083 --> 01:30:50,652
- - A double-chocolate smoothie?
- - Yeah.
- 1870
- 01:30:51,686 --> 01:30:53,085
- - From Chen's?
- - They're the best.
- 1871
- 01:30:53,087 --> 01:30:54,589
- You know, I shouldn't.
- 1872
- 01:30:55,288 --> 01:30:57,057
- But it is my cheat day.
- 1873
- 01:30:59,994 --> 01:31:01,727
- - It's your cheat day.
- - (SLURPING)
- 1874
- 01:31:01,729 --> 01:31:03,097
- Exactly.
- 1875
- 01:31:03,396 --> 01:31:04,830
- And by the way, I went ahead and added
- 1876
- 01:31:04,832 --> 01:31:06,968
- that extra protein for you, dawg.
- 1877
- 01:31:07,767 --> 01:31:08,834
- Oh, my man.
- 1878
- 01:31:08,836 --> 01:31:09,867
- I know you're trying to keep up.
- 1879
- 01:31:09,869 --> 01:31:11,036
- (LAUGHS) Yeah, man.
- 1880
- 01:31:11,038 --> 01:31:12,440
- (SLURPING)
- 1881
- 01:31:13,007 --> 01:31:14,442
- (CHUCKLES)
- 1882
- 01:31:24,851 --> 01:31:26,286
- BRODY: Summer.
- 1883
- 01:31:26,854 --> 01:31:29,287
- Hey, Summer.
- 1884
- 01:31:29,289 --> 01:31:30,991
- (PANTING)
- 1885
- 01:31:31,158 --> 01:31:32,493
- Come on, Summer.
- 1886
- 01:31:36,763 --> 01:31:38,999
- I think I found something big here, okay?
- 1887
- 01:31:39,333 --> 01:31:40,635
- I really need your help.
- 1888
- 01:31:43,137 --> 01:31:44,472
- Please?
- 1889
- 01:31:46,339 --> 01:31:47,773
- You took marine biology, right?
- 1890
- 01:31:47,775 --> 01:31:49,077
- Yeah.
- 1891
- 01:31:49,176 --> 01:31:51,579
- Look at these. Tell me what you think.
- 1892
- 01:31:52,046 --> 01:31:55,083
- Do these look like shark bites to you?
- 1893
- 01:31:55,783 --> 01:31:56,881
- SUMMER: Huh.
- 1894
- 01:31:56,883 --> 01:31:58,751
- No, they don't all look like shark bites.
- 1895
- 01:31:58,753 --> 01:32:00,184
- Hey, let me take a look.
- 1896
- 01:32:00,186 --> 01:32:01,489
- (GAGS)
- 1897
- 01:32:02,323 --> 01:32:03,956
- Oh, God, I can't deal with blood.
- 1898
- 01:32:03,958 --> 01:32:06,728
- I mean, that one might be.
- 1899
- 01:32:07,528 --> 01:32:09,027
- Those definitely are not.
- 1900
- 01:32:09,029 --> 01:32:11,132
- So they could be, like, knife wounds.
- 1901
- 01:32:11,198 --> 01:32:12,500
- Yeah, maybe.
- 1902
- 01:32:13,367 --> 01:32:14,899
- (GAGGING)
- 1903
- 01:32:14,901 --> 01:32:16,204
- Oh, my God, that's Dave!
- 1904
- 01:32:17,171 --> 01:32:18,606
- - Oh, my God.
- - SUMMER: What?
- 1905
- 01:32:19,073 --> 01:32:20,773
- Hey, stop looking at the picture, dude.
- 1906
- 01:32:20,775 --> 01:32:22,040
- Ronnie, Ronnie, what did you just say?
- 1907
- 01:32:22,042 --> 01:32:23,242
- - That's Dave.
- - Who's Dave?
- 1908
- 01:32:23,244 --> 01:32:24,343
- I used to work with him.
- 1909
- 01:32:24,345 --> 01:32:25,510
- What do you mean? Doing what?
- 1910
- 01:32:25,512 --> 01:32:27,379
- (STAMMERS) Tech stuff.
- 1911
- 01:32:27,381 --> 01:32:29,247
- - You wouldn't understand.
- - I would understand!
- 1912
- 01:32:29,249 --> 01:32:30,314
- What kind of tech stuff?
- 1913
- 01:32:30,316 --> 01:32:31,849
- Holy shit! That's it.
- 1914
- 01:32:31,851 --> 01:32:33,318
- Dave told me that he was working with Leeds
- 1915
- 01:32:33,320 --> 01:32:35,153
- on something for the Huntley.
- 1916
- 01:32:35,155 --> 01:32:37,322
- Oh, my God. Fucking Mitch was right.
- 1917
- 01:32:37,324 --> 01:32:40,826
- Both of these bodies were
- dead before they hit the water.
- 1918
- 01:32:40,828 --> 01:32:42,161
- Mitch got set up.
- 1919
- 01:32:42,163 --> 01:32:45,199
- Leeds got rid of him
- and we're probably next.
- 1920
- 01:32:45,466 --> 01:32:46,497
- Shit.
- 1921
- 01:32:46,499 --> 01:32:48,300
- Ronnie, um, I need your help.
- 1922
- 01:32:48,302 --> 01:32:49,801
- - No.
- - Yes.
- 1923
- 01:32:49,803 --> 01:32:51,068
- - No.
- - Yes.
- 1924
- 01:32:51,070 --> 01:32:53,138
- - Uh-uh.
- - Yes. Please?
- 1925
- 01:32:53,140 --> 01:32:54,872
- - Okay, fine.
- - We really appreciate it.
- 1926
- 01:32:54,874 --> 01:32:56,974
- Because as much as I know about laptops,
- 1927
- 01:32:56,976 --> 01:32:58,477
- I don't know shit about computers.
- 1928
- 01:32:58,479 --> 01:33:00,912
- - (KEYBOARD CLACKING)
- - (COMPUTER BEEPING)
- 1929
- 01:33:00,914 --> 01:33:03,447
- Uh, so Dave had access to Leeds's server.
- 1930
- 01:33:03,449 --> 01:33:05,149
- Uh, her server, you mean her network.
- 1931
- 01:33:05,151 --> 01:33:06,452
- Yeah, her network. That's what I meant.
- 1932
- 01:33:06,454 --> 01:33:10,354
- Okay. So we just take a flash
- drive and we plug it in, you know.
- 1933
- 01:33:10,356 --> 01:33:13,358
- Get into her cloud and then
- steal all her cookies, right?
- 1934
- 01:33:13,360 --> 01:33:14,358
- And then we're... (MIMICS EXPLOSION)
- 1935
- 01:33:14,360 --> 01:33:17,065
- Straight through the
- firewall. (MIMICS CRASHING)
- 1936
- 01:33:17,397 --> 01:33:19,497
- Literally none of what
- you said made any sense.
- 1937
- 01:33:19,499 --> 01:33:20,398
- Straight over the firewall.
- 1938
- 01:33:20,400 --> 01:33:21,500
- It's not like a physical thing you do.
- 1939
- 01:33:21,502 --> 01:33:23,501
- Okay, I don't know what I'm
- talking about here, dude.
- 1940
- 01:33:23,503 --> 01:33:25,705
- - Just... Can you do it?
- - Yeah, it's done.
- 1941
- 01:33:25,839 --> 01:33:27,005
- It's been done this entire time?
- 1942
- 01:33:27,007 --> 01:33:28,273
- - Yeah, man.
- - Oh, shit,
- 1943
- 01:33:28,275 --> 01:33:29,340
- well, what did we find?
- 1944
- 01:33:29,342 --> 01:33:30,541
- We found a lot of dirt.
- 1945
- 01:33:30,543 --> 01:33:33,313
- Drug dirt, real estate dirt, yacht dirt.
- 1946
- 01:33:33,580 --> 01:33:35,313
- "Dirt"?
- 1947
- 01:33:35,315 --> 01:33:37,081
- What the hell are we supposed
- to do with dirt, Ronnie?
- 1948
- 01:33:37,083 --> 01:33:38,317
- I meant evidence.
- 1949
- 01:33:38,319 --> 01:33:39,518
- - Oh, evidence.
- - Evidence.
- 1950
- 01:33:39,520 --> 01:33:41,353
- Well, why didn't you say so, man?
- 1951
- 01:33:41,355 --> 01:33:43,691
- - Heck, yeah!
- - Thank God you're pretty.
- 1952
- 01:33:44,458 --> 01:33:46,360
- I'm really proud of you, man.
- 1953
- 01:33:48,294 --> 01:33:49,995
- Guys, we did some digging.
- 1954
- 01:33:49,997 --> 01:33:51,929
- And Mitch was right.
- 1955
- 01:33:51,931 --> 01:33:54,768
- The Huntley is a front
- for a giant drug operation.
- 1956
- 01:33:54,901 --> 01:33:57,268
- But I figured out it's
- not about drugs for Leeds,
- 1957
- 01:33:57,270 --> 01:33:59,036
- it's about real estate.
- 1958
- 01:33:59,038 --> 01:34:01,241
- And she's planning on making
- the entire bay private.
- 1959
- 01:34:02,575 --> 01:34:05,109
- - Yeah, but the town would never let her.
- - Yes, it will.
- 1960
- 01:34:05,111 --> 01:34:07,545
- Because she has every single
- politician in this town
- 1961
- 01:34:07,547 --> 01:34:08,580
- on her payroll.
- 1962
- 01:34:08,582 --> 01:34:10,081
- Rodriguez, the taint guy.
- 1963
- 01:34:10,083 --> 01:34:12,149
- - What about the business owners?
- - Yeah.
- 1964
- 01:34:12,151 --> 01:34:15,019
- Well, most of them sold out and
- signed away their properties.
- 1965
- 01:34:15,021 --> 01:34:16,921
- Leeds blackmailed the ones who didn't
- 1966
- 01:34:16,923 --> 01:34:19,124
- and used Dave to help
- hack into their accounts.
- 1967
- 01:34:19,126 --> 01:34:21,626
- I mean, she's like some sort
- of modern-day J. Edgar Hoover.
- 1968
- 01:34:21,628 --> 01:34:22,995
- The vacuum guy.
- 1969
- 01:34:22,997 --> 01:34:24,228
- No.
- 1970
- 01:34:24,230 --> 01:34:26,398
- But there was one holdout.
- 1971
- 01:34:26,400 --> 01:34:28,300
- - Who?
- - Chen.
- 1972
- 01:34:28,302 --> 01:34:30,102
- And if anything happens to him,
- 1973
- 01:34:30,104 --> 01:34:32,139
- his property goes back to the city.
- 1974
- 01:34:33,574 --> 01:34:35,072
- Who do you think they're gonna sell it to?
- 1975
- 01:34:35,074 --> 01:34:37,309
- - We have to warn him.
- - I tried.
- 1976
- 01:34:37,311 --> 01:34:39,544
- - No one's seen him for days.
- - What?
- 1977
- 01:34:39,546 --> 01:34:42,447
- But Leeds is having a
- party on her yacht tonight.
- 1978
- 01:34:42,449 --> 01:34:45,386
- I guarantee you, she found a way
- to get that guy into her boat.
- 1979
- 01:34:46,320 --> 01:34:48,256
- Which is why we're gonna go to that party.
- 1980
- 01:34:49,455 --> 01:34:50,589
- What?
- 1981
- 01:34:50,591 --> 01:34:53,925
- Summer, you and I are
- going to find the flakka.
- 1982
- 01:34:53,927 --> 01:34:55,661
- You guys find Chen.
- 1983
- 01:34:55,663 --> 01:34:57,962
- Will it work? Maybe.
- 1984
- 01:34:57,964 --> 01:35:00,064
- Will there be some surprises along the way?
- 1985
- 01:35:00,066 --> 01:35:01,599
- Abso-fucking-lutely.
- 1986
- 01:35:01,601 --> 01:35:03,503
- Is anyone going to die?
- 1987
- 01:35:04,104 --> 01:35:07,139
- (SIGHS) I don't know. Maybe Ronnie.
- 1988
- 01:35:07,141 --> 01:35:08,273
- Sorry, what?
- 1989
- 01:35:08,275 --> 01:35:10,444
- But we are Baywatch.
- 1990
- 01:35:12,245 --> 01:35:13,713
- We save lives.
- 1991
- 01:35:13,980 --> 01:35:16,383
- I know because you guys saved mine.
- 1992
- 01:35:18,452 --> 01:35:20,687
- Let's go kick that bitch's ass.
- 1993
- 01:35:21,321 --> 01:35:23,220
- - Let's do it.
- - For Mitch.
- 1994
- 01:35:23,222 --> 01:35:25,359
- (CLUB MUSIC PLAYING)
- 1995
- 01:35:27,660 --> 01:35:29,597
- (INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
- 1996
- 01:35:42,642 --> 01:35:44,344
- Thank you.
- 1997
- 01:35:47,480 --> 01:35:50,282
- - Lifeguards, this is a surprise.
- - Oh, hi!
- 1998
- 01:35:50,284 --> 01:35:54,385
- Victoria, we wanted to come
- here in person and tell you
- 1999
- 01:35:54,387 --> 01:35:57,322
- how excited we are to be working with you
- 2000
- 01:35:57,324 --> 01:36:00,594
- instead of against you, now that, um...
- 2001
- 01:36:01,227 --> 01:36:03,094
- - Now that...
- - Mitch is gone.
- 2002
- 01:36:03,096 --> 01:36:06,697
- He's gone, so all we care
- about now is protecting the bay.
- 2003
- 01:36:06,699 --> 01:36:08,700
- And we know you feel the same.
- 2004
- 01:36:08,702 --> 01:36:10,972
- Oh, I do.
- 2005
- 01:36:11,137 --> 01:36:13,005
- I always knew I liked you two.
- 2006
- 01:36:13,007 --> 01:36:14,475
- (BOTH CHUCKLING)
- 2007
- 01:36:15,242 --> 01:36:18,279
- - Enjoy the party.
- - You look amazing, by the way.
- 2008
- 01:36:18,579 --> 01:36:21,249
- Well, someone has to.
- 2009
- 01:36:30,289 --> 01:36:33,157
- What? What are you wearing?
- Where are your sleeves?
- 2010
- 01:36:33,159 --> 01:36:34,526
- Listen, I know where the flakka is.
- 2011
- 01:36:34,528 --> 01:36:35,760
- What, where? Under the boat?
- 2012
- 01:36:35,762 --> 01:36:37,194
- Yeah. Potentially.
- 2013
- 01:36:37,196 --> 01:36:38,633
- Please don't die.
- 2014
- 01:36:39,132 --> 01:36:40,432
- Do you think we should kiss?
- 2015
- 01:36:40,434 --> 01:36:41,500
- I think we should kiss.
- 2016
- 01:36:41,502 --> 01:36:44,272
- Otherwise, we may never know
- 2017
- 01:36:45,239 --> 01:36:47,304
- what it was like. If I die...
- 2018
- 01:36:47,306 --> 01:36:48,975
- Maybe we should talk about it later.
- 2019
- 01:36:51,311 --> 01:36:52,143
- It was worth a try.
- 2020
- 01:36:52,145 --> 01:36:53,914
- - It was a good try.
- - Ah, fuck. All right.
- 2021
- 01:36:54,147 --> 01:36:55,548
- (EXHALES)
- 2022
- 01:36:57,351 --> 01:36:58,716
- Okay.
- 2023
- 01:36:58,718 --> 01:37:01,355
- Don't do anything too stupid.
- 2024
- 01:37:01,654 --> 01:37:02,956
- I won't.
- 2025
- 01:37:23,409 --> 01:37:24,779
- (CLANGS)
- 2026
- 01:37:41,829 --> 01:37:43,295
- (INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
- 2027
- 01:37:43,297 --> 01:37:44,598
- (SIGHS)
- 2028
- 01:37:57,845 --> 01:37:59,413
- (GASPING)
- 2029
- 01:38:01,147 --> 01:38:02,279
- Summer. Summer!
- 2030
- 01:38:02,281 --> 01:38:03,447
- Yeah, hey.
- 2031
- 01:38:03,449 --> 01:38:05,517
- She's been smuggling it under
- the boat this entire time.
- 2032
- 01:38:05,519 --> 01:38:07,487
- - No shit?
- - We have to let Mitch know.
- 2033
- 01:38:07,753 --> 01:38:08,952
- Okay, yeah.
- 2034
- 01:38:08,954 --> 01:38:11,114
- But Mitch hasn't answered
- the phone since he was fired.
- 2035
- 01:38:11,391 --> 01:38:12,693
- Ah, fuck.
- 2036
- 01:38:13,593 --> 01:38:14,693
- The C.B.! Use the C.B.
- 2037
- 01:38:14,695 --> 01:38:16,627
- - He's always listening on the C.B.
- - Okay, yeah.
- 2038
- 01:38:16,629 --> 01:38:19,130
- Tell him, Brody found the flakka
- 2039
- 01:38:19,132 --> 01:38:22,733
- and that he needs to meet
- us at the marina at 0900.
- 2040
- 01:38:22,735 --> 01:38:25,903
- 0900 is 9:00 a.m., so
- 9:00 p.m. would be 2100.
- 2041
- 01:38:25,905 --> 01:38:28,639
- That system is so stupid and flawed.
- 2042
- 01:38:28,641 --> 01:38:31,143
- Okay, well, militaries
- use it all over the world.
- 2043
- 01:38:31,145 --> 01:38:32,443
- But I'll tell him 2100.
- 2044
- 01:38:32,445 --> 01:38:34,447
- (INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
- 2045
- 01:38:41,488 --> 01:38:42,822
- (WHISPERS) Hey, guys.
- 2046
- 01:38:48,395 --> 01:38:50,831
- STEPHANIE: I'll bet Lurch
- over here knows where Chen is.
- 2047
- 01:38:54,368 --> 01:38:55,669
- (PANTING)
- 2048
- 01:38:56,269 --> 01:38:58,170
- Mitch, if you can hear me, you were right.
- 2049
- 01:38:58,172 --> 01:38:59,871
- We found the drugs on Leeds's boat.
- 2050
- 01:38:59,873 --> 01:39:01,305
- (INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)
- 2051
- 01:39:01,307 --> 01:39:02,676
- Shit!
- 2052
- 01:39:05,178 --> 01:39:06,844
- Hey. No guests allowed upstairs.
- 2053
- 01:39:06,846 --> 01:39:10,715
- Then I guess that means
- that you and I are all alone.
- 2054
- 01:39:10,717 --> 01:39:14,989
- And you look like a bad boy.
- 2055
- 01:39:15,788 --> 01:39:17,857
- How about we get into some trouble?
- 2056
- 01:39:18,592 --> 01:39:19,960
- (GAGS)
- 2057
- 01:39:21,861 --> 01:39:23,763
- Too much champagne. (CHUCKLES)
- 2058
- 01:39:25,665 --> 01:39:26,730
- (BREATHING HEAVILY)
- 2059
- 01:39:26,732 --> 01:39:28,399
- Miss?
- 2060
- 01:39:28,401 --> 01:39:29,703
- (GRUNTS)
- 2061
- 01:39:33,507 --> 01:39:35,473
- Stephanie! Damn!
- 2062
- 01:39:35,475 --> 01:39:36,777
- Chen!
- 2063
- 01:39:37,778 --> 01:39:39,411
- - (MUFFLED GRUNTING)
- - Hey, hey.
- 2064
- 01:39:39,413 --> 01:39:41,212
- - Are you okay?
- - She was going to kill me.
- 2065
- 01:39:41,214 --> 01:39:42,279
- - It's okay.
- - SUMMER: Shit.
- 2066
- 01:39:42,281 --> 01:39:43,651
- What the fuck is going on?
- 2067
- 01:39:44,851 --> 01:39:46,350
- (SOFTLY) Shit.
- 2068
- 01:39:46,352 --> 01:39:47,792
- Put your hands where I can see them.
- 2069
- 01:39:47,887 --> 01:39:49,487
- - (GRUNTS)
- - (C.J. EXCLAIMS)
- 2070
- 01:39:49,489 --> 01:39:51,355
- - Whoa!
- - Oh, my God.
- 2071
- 01:39:51,357 --> 01:39:52,424
- - Summer!
- - Oh, my God.
- 2072
- 01:39:52,426 --> 01:39:53,625
- Did I kill him?
- 2073
- 01:39:53,627 --> 01:39:54,960
- No, you just knocked his ass out.
- 2074
- 01:39:54,962 --> 01:39:56,327
- Oh, thank God.
- 2075
- 01:39:56,329 --> 01:39:57,696
- Here's the key. Here's the key.
- 2076
- 01:39:57,698 --> 01:39:59,697
- All right, guys, Brody found the flakka.
- 2077
- 01:39:59,699 --> 01:40:02,434
- - Oh!
- - And let's get you out of here and call Ellerbee, okay?
- 2078
- 01:40:02,436 --> 01:40:03,768
- - What about Leeds?
- - Ronnie and I will stay here and
- 2079
- 01:40:03,770 --> 01:40:04,835
- keep an eye out for her, okay?
- 2080
- 01:40:04,837 --> 01:40:06,638
- - What? We will?
- - Yes.
- 2081
- 01:40:06,640 --> 01:40:07,706
- Okay, yeah, we will.
- 2082
- 01:40:07,708 --> 01:40:11,045
- (STUTTERS) We're going to
- be on the villain's boat.
- 2083
- 01:40:11,912 --> 01:40:14,682
- Whoo! Jason Bourne ain't
- got shit on me! (GRUNTS)
- 2084
- 01:40:14,780 --> 01:40:16,083
- (THUDS)
- 2085
- 01:40:17,351 --> 01:40:19,220
- If I could please have your attention.
- 2086
- 01:40:20,787 --> 01:40:22,821
- By this time tomorrow,
- 2087
- 01:40:22,823 --> 01:40:25,557
- the expansion of the
- Huntley will be official.
- 2088
- 01:40:25,559 --> 01:40:27,259
- (ALL CHEER AND APPLAUD)
- 2089
- 01:40:27,261 --> 01:40:29,260
- But for now, let's enjoy the caviar,
- 2090
- 01:40:29,262 --> 01:40:31,498
- the champagne and the fireworks.
- 2091
- 01:40:31,632 --> 01:40:32,933
- Cheers.
- 2092
- 01:40:33,934 --> 01:40:36,570
- We have a problem.
- 2093
- 01:40:39,405 --> 01:40:40,975
- Aw...
- 2094
- 01:40:41,641 --> 01:40:44,544
- Wrong time to grow a conscience, Brody.
- 2095
- 01:40:46,747 --> 01:40:47,946
- Chen's getting away.
- 2096
- 01:40:47,948 --> 01:40:51,585
- How is Chen getting away?
- 2097
- 01:40:52,552 --> 01:40:53,718
- - Fucking idiots!
- - BOTH: Ow!
- 2098
- 01:40:53,720 --> 01:40:55,687
- They're trying to trap us. Plan B.
- 2099
- 01:40:55,689 --> 01:40:57,022
- Get the chopper to meet us at the barge.
- 2100
- 01:40:57,024 --> 01:40:58,290
- We need to get the fuck outta here.
- 2101
- 01:40:58,292 --> 01:40:59,627
- What do we do about him?
- 2102
- 01:41:00,293 --> 01:41:01,359
- Do what you were supposed to do with Chen.
- 2103
- 01:41:01,361 --> 01:41:02,794
- SUMMER: (OVER RADIO) We
- got Chen off the boat.
- 2104
- 01:41:02,796 --> 01:41:03,827
- Do you guys have eyes on Brody?
- 2105
- 01:41:03,829 --> 01:41:05,362
- No, we still haven't seen him...
- 2106
- 01:41:05,364 --> 01:41:07,331
- - What!
- - ...and we lost Leeds.
- 2107
- 01:41:07,333 --> 01:41:10,568
- Wait! Good news. We found Leeds.
- 2108
- 01:41:10,570 --> 01:41:11,870
- Bad news.
- 2109
- 01:41:11,872 --> 01:41:13,971
- She's got Brody in a cage
- on the back of a boat.
- 2110
- 01:41:13,973 --> 01:41:16,374
- - Oh, my God.
- - Let's go. Come on.
- 2111
- 01:41:16,376 --> 01:41:18,846
- Wakey-wakey, pretty
- little dum-dum.
- 2112
- 01:41:19,312 --> 01:41:20,911
- Such a shame.
- 2113
- 01:41:20,913 --> 01:41:23,850
- Why'd you have to go snooping? Hmm?
- 2114
- 01:41:24,985 --> 01:41:28,022
- Maybe Thorpe was wrong about you after all.
- 2115
- 01:41:29,455 --> 01:41:30,691
- What?
- 2116
- 01:41:31,857 --> 01:41:34,059
- Thorpe? What are you
- talking about, "Thorpe"?
- 2117
- 01:41:34,061 --> 01:41:37,027
- Oh, you haven't figured that part out yet.
- 2118
- 01:41:37,029 --> 01:41:39,930
- Where I bribed him, you
- know, got Mitch fired,
- 2119
- 01:41:39,932 --> 01:41:41,768
- put your dumb ass in charge.
- 2120
- 01:41:42,436 --> 01:41:44,204
- All you had to do was be a lifeguard.
- 2121
- 01:41:44,404 --> 01:41:45,804
- Get a tan.
- 2122
- 01:41:45,806 --> 01:41:48,840
- - (GUN COCKS)
- - But instead, you tried to be like Mitch and save the bay.
- 2123
- 01:41:48,842 --> 01:41:51,145
- Now let's see how long
- you can hold your breath.
- 2124
- 01:41:51,712 --> 01:41:53,611
- No, just listen to me. Just listen...
- 2125
- 01:41:53,613 --> 01:41:55,746
- God... Fuck!
- 2126
- 01:41:55,748 --> 01:41:57,482
- - No! You have to listen to me!
- - (LAUGHING)
- 2127
- 01:41:57,484 --> 01:41:58,683
- You're fucking crazy.
- 2128
- 01:41:58,685 --> 01:42:00,952
- If I was a man, you'd call me "driven."
- 2129
- 01:42:00,954 --> 01:42:02,019
- - No!
- - Let's go, boys.
- 2130
- 01:42:02,021 --> 01:42:03,420
- You have to listen to me!
- 2131
- 01:42:03,422 --> 01:42:05,062
- - VICTORIA: Have a nice swim.
- - (EXCLAIMS)
- 2132
- 01:42:13,033 --> 01:42:14,969
- (MUFFLED SHOUTING)
- 2133
- 01:42:19,439 --> 01:42:20,975
- (MUFFLED GROANING)
- 2134
- 01:42:44,163 --> 01:42:46,165
- (BOAT ENGINE WHIRRING)
- 2135
- 01:43:00,547 --> 01:43:02,883
- (SOFT POP BALLAD PLAYING)
- 2136
- 01:43:32,611 --> 01:43:34,013
- (BRODY EXCLAIMS)
- 2137
- 01:43:34,847 --> 01:43:37,150
- (MUFFLED) What the fuck?
- 2138
- 01:43:38,618 --> 01:43:39,751
- (CHUCKLES)
- 2139
- 01:43:39,753 --> 01:43:41,422
- Damn it, brah!
- 2140
- 01:43:41,687 --> 01:43:43,389
- Fuck!
- 2141
- 01:43:44,458 --> 01:43:46,160
- (BRODY CONTINUES EXCLAIMING)
- 2142
- 01:43:50,129 --> 01:43:51,999
- (BOTH GASPING)
- 2143
- 01:43:56,136 --> 01:43:57,602
- (COUGHS)
- 2144
- 01:43:57,604 --> 01:43:59,239
- - Thank you.
- - Where's Leeds?
- 2145
- 01:44:01,007 --> 01:44:05,112
- Leeds is gonna escape in a
- helicopter on that fireworks barge.
- 2146
- 01:44:05,479 --> 01:44:07,144
- - Not if we stop her first.
- - What?
- 2147
- 01:44:07,146 --> 01:44:08,449
- (GRUNTS)
- 2148
- 01:44:08,949 --> 01:44:10,884
- Come on, buddy.
- 2149
- 01:44:11,251 --> 01:44:12,817
- How?
- 2150
- 01:44:12,819 --> 01:44:14,154
- Watch and learn.
- 2151
- 01:44:14,788 --> 01:44:15,821
- Ronnie, come in.
- 2152
- 01:44:15,823 --> 01:44:17,522
- RONNIE: Holy shit,
- Mitch, you got him!
- 2153
- 01:44:17,524 --> 01:44:18,857
- (MITCH AND RONNIE LAUGH)
- 2154
- 01:44:18,859 --> 01:44:20,858
- Yeah, listen, I got Brody.
- He's alive and he's well.
- 2155
- 01:44:20,860 --> 01:44:22,660
- Ronnie, I need you
- to figure out a way
- 2156
- 01:44:22,662 --> 01:44:24,094
- to launch those fireworks.
- 2157
- 01:44:24,096 --> 01:44:25,596
- Listen to me.
- 2158
- 01:44:25,598 --> 01:44:26,697
- I want you to light up the sky.
- 2159
- 01:44:26,699 --> 01:44:28,435
- - Okay. Got it, Mitch.
- - Got it.
- 2160
- 01:44:30,503 --> 01:44:32,038
- That's got to be her boat up there!
- 2161
- 01:44:33,772 --> 01:44:35,843
- - There's the console.
- - Go.
- 2162
- 01:44:36,042 --> 01:44:37,811
- Okay. Let's see what we got here.
- 2163
- 01:44:39,945 --> 01:44:41,248
- (GASPS)
- 2164
- 01:44:42,848 --> 01:44:44,616
- Oh, fucking lifeguards!
- 2165
- 01:44:44,618 --> 01:44:46,954
- What a nuisance! Take care of them already!
- 2166
- 01:44:48,555 --> 01:44:50,790
- - What the fuck? Holy shit!
- - God damn it, get down!
- 2167
- 01:44:52,225 --> 01:44:53,992
- PILOT: (OVER RADIO) Miss Leeds,
- I'm approaching the barge.
- 2168
- 01:44:53,994 --> 01:44:55,527
- I'll meet you at the top.
- 2169
- 01:44:55,529 --> 01:44:57,094
- RONNIE: Okay. Okay, okay.
- 2170
- 01:44:57,096 --> 01:44:58,798
- Holy shit.
- 2171
- 01:44:58,864 --> 01:44:59,997
- She's gonna get away!
- 2172
- 01:44:59,999 --> 01:45:00,898
- Shit, shit, shit!
- 2173
- 01:45:00,900 --> 01:45:02,966
- Ronnie, C.J., right now. Let's do this.
- 2174
- 01:45:02,968 --> 01:45:06,005
- Um, yeah, yeah, Mitch.
- (STUTTERS) We're on it. Fuck!
- 2175
- 01:45:13,145 --> 01:45:14,812
- I've never seen any interface like this.
- 2176
- 01:45:14,814 --> 01:45:16,246
- I don't know what to fucking do!
- 2177
- 01:45:16,248 --> 01:45:17,849
- Hey! Look at me, look at me, look at me!
- 2178
- 01:45:17,851 --> 01:45:19,319
- You are the tech guy.
- 2179
- 01:45:20,086 --> 01:45:24,157
- - You are the motherfucking tech guy.
- - (GROANS)
- 2180
- 01:45:27,092 --> 01:45:28,828
- (PANTING)
- 2181
- 01:45:29,628 --> 01:45:32,563
- - I'm the motherfucking tech guy.
- - Mmm-hmm.
- 2182
- 01:45:32,565 --> 01:45:33,900
- MITCH: Come on, Ronnie.
- 2183
- 01:45:34,700 --> 01:45:35,899
- All right, let's go.
- 2184
- 01:45:35,901 --> 01:45:37,404
- I'm behind you, dude.
- 2185
- 01:45:38,305 --> 01:45:39,703
- All right, watch your step.
- There's urchins everywhere.
- 2186
- 01:45:39,705 --> 01:45:40,971
- What, the ones that kill you?
- 2187
- 01:45:40,973 --> 01:45:42,409
- Let's go, partner.
- 2188
- 01:45:42,775 --> 01:45:44,076
- I like the sound of that.
- 2189
- 01:45:44,878 --> 01:45:46,280
- Shit!
- 2190
- 01:45:46,645 --> 01:45:47,812
- What the fuck!
- 2191
- 01:45:47,814 --> 01:45:49,680
- Uh... God, oh...
- 2192
- 01:45:49,682 --> 01:45:51,485
- (EXCLAIMS) Oh, my God, I got it!
- 2193
- 01:45:52,752 --> 01:45:54,955
- - And I'm in.
- - And... Fire!
- 2194
- 01:46:00,593 --> 01:46:01,895
- Holy shit!
- 2195
- 01:46:02,928 --> 01:46:04,261
- (BOTH LAUGHING)
- 2196
- 01:46:04,263 --> 01:46:06,730
- It's working, he's turning!
- 2197
- 01:46:06,732 --> 01:46:08,599
- - It's go time.
- - Right.
- 2198
- 01:46:08,601 --> 01:46:09,902
- (EXHALES)
- 2199
- 01:46:10,369 --> 01:46:12,069
- What the hell is taking you so long?
- 2200
- 01:46:12,071 --> 01:46:14,106
- PILOT: All right, Miss
- Leeds. Circling around.
- 2201
- 01:46:15,909 --> 01:46:18,078
- Could you put that dog down already?
- 2202
- 01:46:24,184 --> 01:46:25,619
- Second level! Fire!
- 2203
- 01:46:25,752 --> 01:46:27,454
- RONNIE: Take that, motherfucker!
- 2204
- 01:46:28,989 --> 01:46:30,590
- Whoo!
- 2205
- 01:46:32,825 --> 01:46:34,861
- (BOTH GRUNTING)
- 2206
- 01:46:43,970 --> 01:46:45,472
- (GRUNTING)
- 2207
- 01:46:50,944 --> 01:46:53,013
- - (YELLING)
- - (GRUNTS)
- 2208
- 01:46:55,882 --> 01:46:57,351
- (SCREAMING)
- 2209
- 01:46:57,917 --> 01:46:59,353
- - (GUNSHOT)
- - (GRUNTS)
- 2210
- 01:47:03,056 --> 01:47:04,358
- Mitch!
- 2211
- 01:47:08,328 --> 01:47:11,129
- The fireworks are almost
- done. And then you can land.
- 2212
- 01:47:11,131 --> 01:47:12,432
- Holy shit!
- 2213
- 01:47:13,667 --> 01:47:15,201
- And come to this side, you imbecile!
- 2214
- 01:47:19,338 --> 01:47:20,404
- Fire.
- 2215
- 01:47:20,406 --> 01:47:22,942
- None of them are working
- anymore. I think it's over.
- 2216
- 01:47:23,075 --> 01:47:26,512
- Oh, honey. As usual, I have
- to do everything myself.
- 2217
- 01:47:26,680 --> 01:47:27,981
- (GRUNTS)
- 2218
- 01:47:29,815 --> 01:47:32,652
- - Mitch!
- - Oh, don't bother. He's dead.
- 2219
- 01:47:32,851 --> 01:47:35,719
- - Because of you.
- - Of course because of me.
- 2220
- 01:47:35,721 --> 01:47:38,391
- You do realize I'm holding a gun, right?
- 2221
- 01:47:40,959 --> 01:47:42,529
- So impulsive.
- 2222
- 01:47:43,762 --> 01:47:45,796
- That's why you walked right into my plan.
- 2223
- 01:47:45,798 --> 01:47:47,467
- Leeds!
- 2224
- 01:47:47,833 --> 01:47:50,768
- For fuck's sake. Why don't you die already?
- 2225
- 01:47:50,770 --> 01:47:52,437
- Let the little boy go.
- 2226
- 01:47:52,439 --> 01:47:54,706
- That's not how this story ends, Mitch.
- 2227
- 01:47:54,708 --> 01:47:57,075
- You see, you're not here to save him.
- 2228
- 01:47:57,077 --> 01:47:59,309
- After all, he took your job.
- 2229
- 01:47:59,311 --> 01:48:00,344
- So you shot him.
- 2230
- 01:48:00,346 --> 01:48:03,180
- But not before he got a
- shot off that killed you.
- 2231
- 01:48:03,182 --> 01:48:05,686
- I don't know. That seems
- a little complicated.
- 2232
- 01:48:05,784 --> 01:48:07,417
- Yeah, that sounds cheesy.
- 2233
- 01:48:07,419 --> 01:48:09,021
- You won't get away with this!
- 2234
- 01:48:09,254 --> 01:48:11,223
- Oh, I already have, Mitch.
- 2235
- 01:48:11,324 --> 01:48:13,126
- You know the best thing about winning
- 2236
- 01:48:14,026 --> 01:48:16,760
- is that you get to write
- the story of what happened.
- 2237
- 01:48:16,762 --> 01:48:18,196
- Isn't that right, Mr. Gold Medal?
- 2238
- 01:48:18,198 --> 01:48:20,433
- - Fuck you, lady.
- - Pass.
- 2239
- 01:48:22,267 --> 01:48:23,570
- What's that?
- 2240
- 01:48:23,837 --> 01:48:25,237
- What the hell?
- 2241
- 01:48:25,838 --> 01:48:27,574
- (STAMMERS) It's a big red button.
- 2242
- 01:48:30,275 --> 01:48:31,645
- The big red button.
- 2243
- 01:48:34,279 --> 01:48:35,581
- (POWERING UP)
- 2244
- 01:48:36,216 --> 01:48:38,250
- (BEEPING)
- 2245
- 01:48:39,284 --> 01:48:40,721
- Time to die, boys.
- 2246
- 01:48:41,154 --> 01:48:42,853
- No!
- 2247
- 01:48:42,855 --> 01:48:45,288
- I was born of the sea!
- 2248
- 01:48:45,290 --> 01:48:48,225
- I eat fire coral and I piss saltwater!
- 2249
- 01:48:48,227 --> 01:48:51,998
- - (GRUNTS)
- - I scratch my back with a whale's dick,
- 2250
- 01:48:52,397 --> 01:48:55,099
- and I loofah my chest with his ball sac.
- 2251
- 01:48:55,101 --> 01:48:56,166
- (CHUCKLES) What the fuck?
- 2252
- 01:48:56,168 --> 01:48:57,535
- (BEEPING RAPIDLY)
- 2253
- 01:48:57,537 --> 01:49:01,607
- I'll die when the tide
- stops and the moon drowns!
- 2254
- 01:49:01,908 --> 01:49:03,442
- Until then...
- 2255
- 01:49:09,214 --> 01:49:10,447
- - (GRUNTS)
- - Oh.
- 2256
- 01:49:10,449 --> 01:49:11,752
- Go, baby.
- 2257
- 01:49:12,952 --> 01:49:15,121
- I'm oceanic, motherfucker.
- 2258
- 01:49:15,187 --> 01:49:16,522
- How tacky.
- 2259
- 01:49:33,906 --> 01:49:35,939
- - Mitch, you just blew her up!
- - Yeah.
- 2260
- 01:49:35,941 --> 01:49:38,975
- Plus I'm high as a motherfucker right now
- 2261
- 01:49:38,977 --> 01:49:40,280
- on Devil's Urchin.
- 2262
- 01:49:41,079 --> 01:49:42,548
- (GRUNTING)
- 2263
- 01:49:43,882 --> 01:49:45,349
- You stabbed yourself with one of those?
- 2264
- 01:49:45,351 --> 01:49:46,884
- I thought that was supposed to kill you.
- 2265
- 01:49:46,886 --> 01:49:48,853
- It does. (BREATHING HEAVILY)
- 2266
- 01:49:48,855 --> 01:49:51,221
- And I'm in desperate
- need of medical attention.
- 2267
- 01:49:51,223 --> 01:49:52,557
- (GROANS)
- 2268
- 01:49:52,559 --> 01:49:54,628
- (FIREWORKS CONTINUE EXPLODING)
- 2269
- 01:49:55,962 --> 01:49:57,630
- That wasn't so bad.
- 2270
- 01:49:57,864 --> 01:49:59,398
- (SHRIEKING)
- 2271
- 01:50:00,432 --> 01:50:02,166
- That's good luck. Pick it up.
- 2272
- 01:50:02,168 --> 01:50:04,471
- - What? What?
- - Oh, God, there's so much blood.
- 2273
- 01:50:05,003 --> 01:50:07,337
- - What?
- - God, why do I keep looking?
- 2274
- 01:50:07,339 --> 01:50:08,808
- (SIRENS WAILING)
- 2275
- 01:50:11,511 --> 01:50:13,176
- What took you so long with Leeds?
- 2276
- 01:50:13,178 --> 01:50:16,148
- (CHUCKLES) I didn't want to make
- it seem like it was too easy.
- 2277
- 01:50:16,583 --> 01:50:18,318
- SUMMER: The adrenaline kept you alive.
- 2278
- 01:50:18,885 --> 01:50:20,486
- Thank God you make us carry these.
- 2279
- 01:50:21,221 --> 01:50:22,522
- Take it easy.
- 2280
- 01:50:23,122 --> 01:50:24,523
- You saved your own life this time.
- 2281
- 01:50:25,391 --> 01:50:26,490
- (SIGHS)
- 2282
- 01:50:26,492 --> 01:50:28,328
- - Thank you.
- - Yes.
- 2283
- 01:50:29,529 --> 01:50:31,164
- Hey, um...
- 2284
- 01:50:31,931 --> 01:50:33,898
- So I hear you were, uh...
- 2285
- 01:50:33,900 --> 01:50:37,571
- You were right the whole time. And, uh...
- 2286
- 01:50:40,138 --> 01:50:43,576
- (RELUCTANTLY) I owe you an apology.
- 2287
- 01:50:44,610 --> 01:50:46,312
- Owe you an apology.
- 2288
- 01:50:50,550 --> 01:50:52,515
- (BREATHING HEAVILY)
- 2289
- 01:50:52,517 --> 01:50:53,853
- No apology needed.
- 2290
- 01:50:55,020 --> 01:50:56,822
- I mean, we saved the bay.
- 2291
- 01:50:58,557 --> 01:51:01,024
- So you can hit us on
- that shell phone anytime.
- 2292
- 01:51:01,026 --> 01:51:02,661
- (ALL CHUCKLE)
- 2293
- 01:51:03,061 --> 01:51:04,396
- Come on, brother.
- 2294
- 01:51:05,565 --> 01:51:07,868
- - My man.
- - My man. (LAUGHS)
- 2295
- 01:51:08,034 --> 01:51:09,200
- CAPTAIN THORPE: Hey!
- 2296
- 01:51:09,202 --> 01:51:11,737
- What part of "You're fired"
- do you not understand, Mitch?
- 2297
- 01:51:11,904 --> 01:51:15,174
- Get the fuck off my beach
- or I'll have you arrested.
- 2298
- 01:51:15,440 --> 01:51:16,877
- Hey, Thorpe.
- 2299
- 01:51:17,377 --> 01:51:18,910
- - (GRUNTS)
- - (ALL EXCLAIM)
- 2300
- 01:51:18,912 --> 01:51:20,243
- - Oh!
- - (RONNIE EXCLAIMS)
- 2301
- 01:51:20,245 --> 01:51:21,548
- Oh, my God.
- 2302
- 01:51:23,650 --> 01:51:26,050
- This is our beach, bitch.
- And you're under arrest.
- 2303
- 01:51:26,052 --> 01:51:27,186
- Ow.
- 2304
- 01:51:29,388 --> 01:51:31,423
- That was a badass right cross, Brody.
- 2305
- 01:51:33,959 --> 01:51:35,326
- You just said my real name.
- 2306
- 01:51:35,328 --> 01:51:37,330
- (POP MUSIC PLAYING)
- 2307
- 01:51:45,270 --> 01:51:46,572
- (SIGHS)
- 2308
- 01:51:50,376 --> 01:51:51,844
- - Hey, killer.
- - (GASPS)
- 2309
- 01:51:52,078 --> 01:51:53,380
- (SIGHS)
- 2310
- 01:51:53,546 --> 01:51:55,382
- Hey.
- 2311
- 01:51:55,949 --> 01:51:57,884
- - Morning.
- - Good morning.
- 2312
- 01:51:58,150 --> 01:51:59,517
- Do you want breakfast?
- 2313
- 01:51:59,519 --> 01:52:01,521
- - Okay.
- - Okay, cool.
- 2314
- 01:52:02,055 --> 01:52:03,420
- - Pancakes?
- - Yeah.
- 2315
- 01:52:03,422 --> 01:52:05,292
- - Bacon? (CHUCKLES)
- - Yeah.
- 2316
- 01:52:07,327 --> 01:52:08,628
- Cinnabon?
- 2317
- 01:52:13,999 --> 01:52:15,733
- - I saw you do that.
- - Oh, you're still there.
- 2318
- 01:52:15,735 --> 01:52:18,538
- (STAMMERS) Yup, just the...
- Bacon sounds good too.
- 2319
- 01:52:22,542 --> 01:52:23,640
- (EXHALES DEEPLY)
- 2320
- 01:52:23,642 --> 01:52:25,311
- Good morning.
- 2321
- 01:52:25,645 --> 01:52:27,978
- That was a hell of a punch, mister.
- 2322
- 01:52:27,980 --> 01:52:29,679
- - Thank you.
- - I mean,
- 2323
- 01:52:29,681 --> 01:52:31,715
- it's not exactly in the
- lifeguard manual, but...
- 2324
- 01:52:31,717 --> 01:52:35,922
- Well, I told you I would learn
- better if I had a study buddy.
- 2325
- 01:52:36,521 --> 01:52:37,958
- (CHUCKLES)
- 2326
- 01:52:38,458 --> 01:52:40,293
- Don't get ahead of yourself.
- 2327
- 01:52:40,693 --> 01:52:42,228
- Oh, my God. Did you just...
- 2328
- 01:52:43,029 --> 01:52:44,331
- Look at my dick?
- 2329
- 01:52:44,497 --> 01:52:46,433
- Now we're even.
- 2330
- 01:52:47,734 --> 01:52:49,402
- (LAUGHS)
- 2331
- 01:52:57,476 --> 01:52:59,042
- Oh, my God.
- 2332
- 01:52:59,044 --> 01:53:01,447
- We're late. We have to go. Come on.
- 2333
- 01:53:03,181 --> 01:53:04,750
- I found something.
- 2334
- 01:53:09,756 --> 01:53:11,554
- - How'd you get this?
- - Well, it washed up on shore.
- 2335
- 01:53:11,556 --> 01:53:13,259
- You only threw it eight feet, dude.
- 2336
- 01:53:13,359 --> 01:53:14,828
- (ALL LAUGHING)
- 2337
- 01:53:18,431 --> 01:53:20,130
- Thank you.
- 2338
- 01:53:20,132 --> 01:53:21,765
- You're welcome. You're very welcome.
- 2339
- 01:53:21,767 --> 01:53:24,702
- Uh, guys, after finding the drugs,
- 2340
- 01:53:24,704 --> 01:53:25,937
- helping save Chen
- 2341
- 01:53:25,939 --> 01:53:29,009
- and helping me blow up the
- bad girl with a Roman candle,
- 2342
- 01:53:29,307 --> 01:53:33,077
- it's a pleasure to say you are
- officially no longer trainees.
- 2343
- 01:53:33,079 --> 01:53:34,748
- - Whoo!
- - (ALL APPLAUDING)
- 2344
- 01:53:35,114 --> 01:53:36,246
- Congratulations.
- 2345
- 01:53:36,248 --> 01:53:37,247
- Yeah, guys.
- 2346
- 01:53:37,249 --> 01:53:39,149
- MITCH: Hey, guys, one more important thing.
- 2347
- 01:53:39,151 --> 01:53:41,184
- I want to introduce you to our new captain
- 2348
- 01:53:41,186 --> 01:53:42,719
- who has been running our Hawaii division
- 2349
- 01:53:42,721 --> 01:53:44,587
- very successfully for years now.
- 2350
- 01:53:44,589 --> 01:53:47,026
- The amazing Captain Casey Jean.
- 2351
- 01:54:03,208 --> 01:54:04,742
- Is it just me, or is she in...
- 2352
- 01:54:04,744 --> 01:54:07,380
- - In super-slow motion?
- - Yeah.
- 2353
- 01:54:09,548 --> 01:54:11,717
- Wow. This is gonna take a while.
- 2354
- 01:54:12,284 --> 01:54:13,752
- That's how we roll.
- 2355
- 01:54:15,754 --> 01:54:17,923
- (MUSIC PLAYING)
- 2356
- 01:54:32,838 --> 01:54:34,740
- (IN SLOW MOTION) Oh, fuck!
- 2357
- 01:54:39,544 --> 01:54:40,611
- (MUSIC STOPS)
- 2358
- 01:54:40,613 --> 01:54:42,648
- (SEAGULL SQUAWKING)
- 2359
- 01:54:44,117 --> 01:54:45,819
- (MUSIC RESUMES)
- 2360
- 01:54:52,658 --> 01:54:55,458
- - All right, here we go.
- - I think we should roll with it. Let's do it.
- 2361
- 01:54:56,596 --> 01:54:59,065
- Yeah, we saw it in the
- coroner's... Coroner's...
- 2362
- 01:54:59,164 --> 01:55:00,898
- Yeah, we saw it in the corn... (CHUCKLES)
- 2363
- 01:55:00,900 --> 01:55:02,398
- Coroner's. We saw it
- in the coroner's report.
- 2364
- 01:55:02,400 --> 01:55:03,399
- MAN: It was in the coroner's report.
- 2365
- 01:55:03,401 --> 01:55:05,236
- I'm gonna get it. "In
- the coroner's report."
- 2366
- 01:55:05,238 --> 01:55:06,636
- Yes, we saw it in the coronary's report.
- 2367
- 01:55:06,638 --> 01:55:08,074
- (ALL LAUGHING)
- 2368
- 01:55:08,774 --> 01:55:10,474
- - Ronnie.
- - What?
- 2369
- 01:55:10,476 --> 01:55:13,012
- Stop looking at the donuts
- like that and dump them.
- 2370
- 01:55:15,580 --> 01:55:17,549
- (ALL LAUGHING)
- 2371
- 01:55:22,687 --> 01:55:24,089
- (BOTH LAUGHING)
- 2372
- 01:55:24,556 --> 01:55:26,158
- - (ALL LAUGHING)
- - Oh, boy, that was fun.
- 2373
- 01:55:27,159 --> 01:55:30,361
- You're like a dolphin on
- cocaine, but not annoying at all.
- 2374
- 01:55:30,363 --> 01:55:33,730
- You're like if a human fucked a jet ski...
- 2375
- 01:55:33,732 --> 01:55:35,832
- Which is impossible, but it'd be so cool.
- 2376
- 01:55:35,834 --> 01:55:37,137
- - What?
- - (LAUGHING)
- 2377
- 01:55:37,570 --> 01:55:38,736
- Okay, I got this.
- 2378
- 01:55:38,738 --> 01:55:40,039
- (GRUNTS)
- 2379
- 01:55:40,772 --> 01:55:42,773
- - Come on, dude. Hurry up.
- - Fuck, how'd you do that?
- 2380
- 01:55:42,775 --> 01:55:44,411
- Because I'm fucking strong. Let's go.
- 2381
- 01:55:44,577 --> 01:55:45,542
- What do your balls say?
- 2382
- 01:55:45,544 --> 01:55:47,243
- (HIGH-PITCHED) "Don't
- follow Mitch's balls.
- 2383
- 01:55:47,245 --> 01:55:48,312
- "Mitch's balls be stupid."
- 2384
- 01:55:48,314 --> 01:55:49,616
- (LAUGHING)
- 2385
- 01:55:50,316 --> 01:55:51,814
- Your hidden balls want to go to the cartel?
- 2386
- 01:55:51,816 --> 01:55:53,617
- - Right now.
- - It's just a third testicle.
- 2387
- 01:55:53,619 --> 01:55:55,188
- My balls are talking... (LAUGHS)
- 2388
- 01:55:56,388 --> 01:55:57,388
- Ugh.
- 2389
- 01:55:57,390 --> 01:55:59,322
- I need you to check his
- taint for needle marks.
- 2390
- 01:55:59,324 --> 01:56:00,691
- (SNICKERS)
- 2391
- 01:56:00,693 --> 01:56:01,892
- (LAUGHS)
- 2392
- 01:56:01,894 --> 01:56:03,227
- God damn it.
- 2393
- 01:56:03,229 --> 01:56:05,595
- - (ALL LAUGHING)
- - It's, uh... And hairy.
- 2394
- 01:56:05,597 --> 01:56:07,665
- God, it's getting really fro-y in here.
- 2395
- 01:56:07,667 --> 01:56:09,169
- Smile.
- 2396
- 01:56:15,908 --> 01:56:18,675
- - Love your chest, it is so...
- - Uh-huh.
- 2397
- 01:56:18,677 --> 01:56:20,477
- Uh-huh. (EXCLAIMS)
- 2398
- 01:56:20,479 --> 01:56:23,613
- - (LAUGHS)
- - I like your chest as well.
- 2399
- 01:56:23,615 --> 01:56:25,715
- It doesn't work when you
- say it back to me like that.
- 2400
- 01:56:25,717 --> 01:56:27,486
- (BOTH LAUGHING)
- 2401
- 01:56:27,720 --> 01:56:31,388
- Hey, C.J., why do our suits
- ride so far up our asses?
- 2402
- 01:56:31,390 --> 01:56:33,226
- It makes us faster in the water.
- 2403
- 01:56:51,244 --> 01:56:52,910
- Did you just... Whoa. Please.
- 2404
- 01:56:52,912 --> 01:56:54,777
- I hope that doesn't make the boob-lers...
- 2405
- 01:56:54,779 --> 01:56:56,181
- All right.
- 2406
- 01:56:56,848 --> 01:56:58,749
- I'd love it if you wore tighter pants.
- 2407
- 01:56:58,751 --> 01:57:00,053
- - I really would.
- - (ALL LAUGH)
- 2408
- 01:57:02,254 --> 01:57:04,257
- Why do you get to play Mitch Buchannon?
- 2409
- 01:57:05,824 --> 01:57:06,890
- You're joking.
- 2410
- 01:57:06,892 --> 01:57:09,292
- No, I've been Mitch Buchannon for 20 years.
- 2411
- 01:57:09,294 --> 01:57:10,760
- Am I gonna be in the sequel?
- 2412
- 01:57:10,762 --> 01:57:12,231
- I think you should be in the sequel.
- 2413
- 01:57:13,999 --> 01:57:16,367
- Do I look like a tiny
- little asshole next to him?
- 2414
- 01:57:16,369 --> 01:57:17,670
- - MAN: No.
- - Okay, good.
- 2415
- 01:57:17,672 --> 01:57:25,672
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