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  1. Hitari coughed violently as smoke filled his lungs and blood rushed from his brain. " S-Shit" He coughed out before slapping his chest with one hand and smashing the other on top the table in-front of him. " That's strong man..." He'd mumble as residual bright green smoke escaped his mouth and nose. Hitari had found himself in the gutter of the universe, The Galaxy Ranch. It was a hangout- or more so cess-pool of criminals and outlaws, and had what he'd deemed the largest variety of opioids accessible. He'd sit back in his chair, the occasional cough still escaping him. "H-How -cough- much?"
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  3. Now there was something else unique about The Galaxy Ranch; Along with its massive variety of drugs came an even larger variety of species. Seven feet tall elephant trunked men, two feet tall reptile-Feline combinations, and many more. The man Hitari happen to be speaking too at the time sported an octopus head with a humaniod body. -Rrrrgggg.. Twwwenty millll- The creature, known as Quiggly the dealer, girgled as he spoke and tossed a bag of vibrant blue crystals onto the table. -Wee havee a Deaal?- Hitari blinked blankly a few times as his eyes darted from side to side and widened. *Shhhiiit* He thought, attempting to combat the high before he spoke, " Ye--He...Ye- " He started, digging into his Gi pocket to grab the money.
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  5. -CRACK- The ranch door exploded open and a robotic voice Echo'd from the cloak of dust, =The Galactic Empire has deemed this Area, X01-AlphaSpace Q78, extermination worthy. Please remain calm. Extermination will begin immediately, and you're co-operation will be greatly appreciated. " As the bot spoke a group of similarly made androids filed into the room each splitting off into different directions as the bar scene flashed into Chaos. Mugs of unidentified liquids flew through the sky followed by multiple pieces of furniture and the occasionally appendage. "Ooh oooo." Back at Hitari's table he'd swiped the multiple bag's of drugs from the table in a rush and backflipped out of his chair. Or well he attempted too, what he managed was a rough tumble followed by a pre-mature attempt to stand causing him to fall over again from the lack of blood flow. " Fuuuck" He groaned as he crawled forward through the chaos, weapons and debris flying around him as the robots began to massacre everyone in sight.
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  7. Several seconds of pre-carious crawling went by before he'd find himself at the edge of the Bar's entrance. With a loud grunt and a quick jolt of his legs he'd headbutt the door open and crawl forward. Of course, He'd forgotten the ranch was literally located in the middle of space. He tumbled forward again, this time plummeting into the abyss of space. "Fuck Fuck Fuuuck." He'd let out in a panic as he up righted himself and floated forward. Luckily, he could breathe in a vacuum. " Feeeew....That was close. Fucking galatic force always so far up my ass..." He complained, inspecting the newly acquired -and un-paid for- drugs. " At least i got y-" He'd start before being interrupted by a sudden stream of red Ki blasting past his ear.
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  9. As he turned to face the source he'd recognize the octopod face of no-other then Quiggly himself. - Youuuuu theiiif!- Quiggly girgled out loudly as he pointed his ten henchman Hitari's way. The masked guards of Quiggly quickly zoomed into Hitari, the first dropping into an Eastern Namekian fighting style before thrusting its right leg forward towards his Head. Hitari took a halve step forward with his left foot and twisted 180 degrees to avoid the Kick; All the while the second guard came flying down with a Taekwondo styled Axe kick. Hitari lifted his right arm just above his head in high block form ,intercepting the impact of the kick, and followed it with an open palm, Wu Tang styled, left thrust into the first attackers chest sending him soaring miles away into space. He'd twist his right arm around the airborn guard’s leg and hit a Goku styled tornado throw sending him miles away as well. The next eight came quicker, throwing stolen ancient Sayain styles, Acornian swordsmanship, and even a few Earth styles his way. Hitari maintained a mix of Wu Tang and Jeet Kun Do drop kicking the next two assailants and twisting 360 degrees with his left palm extended to land a massive slap across the next. This pathetic attempt at a gank went on for another several minutes; Hitari finally ending the scene with flying tornado quick to the last opponent sword wielding opponent. Quiggly gurgled one last time before darting off towards his ship, his guards left behind.
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  11. " Ooooi..." Hitari groaned as he lifted a hand to his temple and rubbed, " That killed my high..."
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