Mr__McSisterfister

Fuck all y'all

May 7th, 2018
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  1. I've got myself into a situation.
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  3. I'm a furry dude whose been into this stuff for a while now. I have this friend of mine whose the eptitome of a conservative 4channer, complete with the rarest of pepes and also loves his truck A LOT. Okay, so he's known I was a furry for a long time and was cool with it though swore he'd never reach such levels of degeneracy. Of course, the only appropriate response to someone who so adamantly swears to not being a furry is to endlessly tease him about secretly being a furry. Eventually he starts coming to furry meets with me, each time hiding from the crowd less and less. Now he's on telegram, he's enjoying himself alot and has a good looking buff deer/buck as a fursona. He now begrudgingly admits to reaching this level of degeneracy.
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  5. Mission accomplished, right? Well, I think I may have gotten more than I bargained for....
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  7. Turns out he's also into Vore...I too am also into Vore, which he's also known about. By sleuthing through my various online presences he's figured out my tastes (LOLOL puns) for Vore and began teasing me mercilessly about my vore fetish as by sending me things he'd know I'd like as revenge for me teasing him about him being furry....also he's now wanting to RP with me as a pred....also his fursona is hot.....also this friend is straight....also IM VERY MUCH NOT and now I can't help but want my straight friend and/or his fursona (I can't tell the difference now) to plow me into the groun....PLS SEND HELP.....WHAT DO?
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