The Obesity Pandemic

Heart disease, AIDs, cancer, swine flu, bird flu, normal-non-cool-animal-name flu. These are real problems the world of Science and medicine are trying to find a cure for. However, one "disease" that really pisses me off is Obesity. When the FUCK did eating too much become a disease?!

Now anyone who's ever seen me would say "well its easy for you to say i've seen candles on Baci cakes that are fatter than you!" and you'd be right. Im just a skinny 55kg whimp who doesnt care what he writes in this sentence cos you're thinking about how skinny 55kg really is....ready? Ok...

Let me be clear Obesity as a disease exists. There are people who geniunly have a slow metabolism and cant do anything about it. I believe them, cos im the exact opposite! BUT! that applies to approx. 5% of cases. The remaining 95% just like cakes.

Ricky Gervais says that noone gets fat behind their back, its a gradual process. Theres plenty of time to back out from
 that project and i have absolutely no problem with the fact that you like eating and looking like a flappy old cow.

What pisses me off is that too many people say "ohh its not my fault i dont eat anything!" while munching on Big Mac. Yes, it is your fault! That thing with all the grease that tastes so good is the reason your weight scale resembles a race car speedo. Certaimly not all the exercise you get from walking to the fridge!

I guess what i'm trying to say is, if you like to eat, fine. Its your life and its your body. Just respect people who really do have a problem and dont say you have a disease while your mouth is full of Doritos.