i need an adult

[16:32] <@Chronamut> morning!
[16:33] <@Chronamut> look at allll dose voiced users
[16:33] <+SubliminalVirus> morning chrony
[16:33] <@Chronamut> moooorniiiing
[16:33] <@Chronamut> it's a beautiful day out!
[16:34] <+SubliminalVirus> no it's too hot... wake me up when winter begins...
[16:34] <@Chronamut> and my hair smells like richard from being on the pillow
[16:34] <@Chronamut> not here
[16:34] <@Chronamut> perfect weather in canada
[16:34] <+SubliminalVirus> no this is canada AND IT'S TOO DAMN HOT
[16:34] <@Chronamut> where are you in canadda>?
[16:34] <@Chronamut> *canada
[16:34] <@Chronamut> its like 21 degrees here
[16:35] <+SubliminalVirus> alberta...
[16:35] <@Chronamut> ah thats why
[16:35] <@Chronamut> "not" ontario
[16:35] <@Chronamut> :P
[16:35] <@Chronamut> *that's
[16:35] <+SubliminalVirus> wake me up when winter arrives....
[16:35] <+SubliminalVirus> so that I can complain about the cold....
[16:35] <@Chronamut> you mean the next polar vortex?
[16:35] * @Chronamut shudders
[16:36] <+eyefinger> I couldn't sleep very well
[16:36] <+SubliminalVirus> hey at least when it's cold you can put more cloths on....
[16:36] <+eyefinger> today I get to hear whether I get the job or not
[16:36] <+SubliminalVirus> oo what job?
[16:37] <+eyefinger> IT job, something with migrating databases
[16:38] * Keefer (~Keefer@cpe-74-69-28-92.rochester.res.rr.com) has joined #newgrounds.com
[16:38] <@Chronamut> there were no amt of clothes to put on tha t was good enough last winter
[16:38] <@Chronamut> at least I cna jump in a lake when it's hot
[16:38] <@Chronamut> lol
[16:38] * Keefer takes all shawns clothes away
[16:38] <@Chronamut> key keefie poo
[16:39] * @Chronamut allows this
[16:39] <Keefer> hey soul mate.
[16:39] * @Chronamut then proceeds to fuck Keefer_
[16:39] * @Chronamut nuzzles Keefer_ lovingly
[16:39] <Keefer> NO!
[16:39] <@Chronamut> too late
[16:39] <Keefer> im sore.
[16:39] <@Chronamut> I am inside you
[16:39] <@Chronamut> aww
[16:39] <@Chronamut> too much andy fucking?
[16:39] <+eyefinger> RAPE!
[16:39] <Keefer> Oh no. sore from boxing.
[16:39] <@Chronamut> ic
[16:39] * +SubliminalVirus sells the footage on the internet for some $......
[16:40] <@Chronamut> well your hole im sure isnt sore
[16:40] <Keefer> im still on a topping spree. i dont want nothing up my butt as of late.
[16:40] <@Chronamut> im sorry but we still have an agreement
[16:40] <Keefer> lol its not forever.
[16:40] <@Chronamut> it better not be
[16:40] <Keefer> i just go thru moods.
[16:40] <@Chronamut> mm.
[16:40] <@Chronamut> me its top all the time
[16:40] <@Chronamut> top top top
[16:40] <Keefer> LAME
[16:40] <Keefer> variety is the spice of life.
[16:40] <@Chronamut> eh I did my bottoming years ago
[16:41] <@Chronamut> nowadays my ass is too compromised to do that shit nemore
[16:41] <@Chronamut> damn fissures
[16:41] <Keefer> if my prostate didn’t love being bumped so much i wouldn’t be into it.
[16:41] <@Chronamut> lol
[16:42] <Keefer> seriously. its like a geiser. it turns me on when it happens.
[16:42] <Keefer> its the most bizarre climax ever. it kinda fascinated me.
[16:42] <@Chronamut> haha
[16:42] <@Chronamut> yeah ive been there
[16:42] <Keefer> facinates*
[16:42] <@Chronamut> each bump raises like a pressure guage
[16:42] <Keefer> w/e it does. I LIKES!
[16:43] <@Chronamut> ill be sure to do it a lot
[16:43] <@Chronamut> :P
[16:43] <Keefer> U BETTER!
[16:43] <@Chronamut> k
[16:43] <Xyzzy> k
[16:43] <@Chronamut> lol
[16:43] * +Twiminy (~Twiminy@99-39-244-27.lightspeed.miamfl.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Quit)
[16:43] <Keefer> Xyzzy will you give me a good prostate message?
[16:43] <@Chronamut> no smoking around me tho.. it appears I am more allergic to cigarettes than I previously thought
[16:43] <@Chronamut> hes not on
[16:43] <@Chronamut> you must talk to him in pm or turn him on
[16:43] <Keefer> oh.
[16:43] <Keefer> nvm then.
[16:43] <@Chronamut> he says k regardless of whether hes turned on or not
[16:43] <@Chronamut> lol
[16:44] <Keefer> ah gotchya.
[16:44] <@Chronamut> but yes no ciggies please
[16:44] <@Chronamut> cant even have the taste on the tongue
[16:44] <@Chronamut> makes me sick
[16:44] <@Chronamut> literally
[16:44] <Keefer> I dont smoke indoors & i have a terrace for that. so no worries there.
[16:45] <@Chronamut> richard smoked outdoors too but wehen he went to kiss me it was on his tongue and I could taste it
[16:45] <@Chronamut> apparently that was enough to set me off
[16:45] <+SubliminalVirus> black
[16:45] <+SubliminalVirus> fuzzy
[16:45] <@Chronamut> TONGUE
[16:45] <+SubliminalVirus> tongue?
[16:45] <+SubliminalVirus> DAMMI
[16:45] <+SubliminalVirus> T
[16:45] <@Chronamut> yeah its a condition
[16:45] <@Chronamut> actually its black hairy tongue
[16:45] <Keefer> ill get to qutting. ive funny quit tobacco from my weed smoking & just do oil or vape. so im on my way.
[16:45] <+SubliminalVirus> I enjoyed looking at a gallery of pictures of these unque tongues...
[16:45] <Keefer> fully*
[16:46] <@Chronamut> good :)
[16:46] <@Chronamut> id rather taste a man through a kiss then what he smokes
[16:46] <Keefer> I do miss a good blunt while im driving. but since ive already had cancer a few times im being really foolish LOL
[16:46] <@Chronamut> yeahhh lol
[16:47] <@Chronamut> I don't wanna loose my soulmate
-left because fuck this-