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Drilfi kills some stuff

Feb 16th, 2016
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  1. [16:05] <Mathmatt878> After your brutal slaughter of the body defecating little monsters, you come face to... Somewhere around chest, with a much larger creature, holding a wand like yours.
  2. [16:07] <Drilfi_Pythia> "Back, away. NOW."
  3. [16:07] <Mathmatt878> The creature shakes his head, and rests a foot tentatively on the stained bodies of your flock.
  4. [16:08] * Drilfi_Pythia shoots it in the face
  5. [16:08] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 1d20+4
  6. [16:08] <Tyche[Dice]> Drilfi_Pythia rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=9 ]{13}
  7. [16:08] <Mathmatt878> Success
  8. [16:08] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 2d8+4
  9. [16:08] <Tyche[Dice]> Drilfi_Pythia rolled : 2d8+4 --> [ 2d8=8 ]{12}
  10. [16:08] <Drilfi_Pythia> "Your, instructions were clear."
  11. [16:09] <Mathmatt878> The sluggish brute staggers backwards a step, and responds by charging directly at you for a body slam.
  12. [16:09] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 1d20+3
  13. [16:09] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{16}
  14. [16:09] <Drilfi_Pythia> Hit
  15. [16:09] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 2d4+3
  16. [16:09] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 2d4+3 --> [ 2d4=4 ]{7}
  17. [16:10] * Drilfi_Pythia snarls. "You, are going to die. Right, now."
  18. [16:10] <Drilfi_Pythia> Flashstep away, then shoot it some more
  19. [16:10] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 1d20+4
  20. [16:10] <Tyche[Dice]> Drilfi_Pythia rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{11}
  21. [16:10] <Mathmatt878> Success
  22. [16:10] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 2d8+4
  23. [16:10] <Tyche[Dice]> Drilfi_Pythia rolled : 2d8+4 --> [ 2d8=11 ]{15}
  24. [16:11] <Mathmatt878> And with that, the beast explodes.
  25. [16:11] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 1d2
  26. [16:11] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 1d2 --> [ 1d2=1 ]{1}
  27. [16:11] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 3d6+40
  28. [16:11] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 3d6+40 --> [ 3d6=9 ]{49}
  29. [16:11] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 1d10
  30. [16:11] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 1d10 --> [ 1d10=9 ]{9}
  31. [16:11] <Mathmatt878> You receive 49 Build Grist, and 9 Tier 1 Grist.
  32. [16:16] <Mathmatt878> While you collect the phat l00tz, you find another imp defecating on the bodies.
  33. [16:16] <Drilfi_Pythia> "I SAID STOP!"
  34. [16:16] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 1d20+4 Initiative
  35. [16:16] <Tyche[Dice]> Drilfi_Pythia rolled : 1d20+4 Initiative --> [ 1d20=10 ]{14}
  36. [16:16] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 1d20-1
  37. [16:16] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{0}
  38. [16:16] <Mathmatt878> It defecates on itself a bit, and spends it's first turn cleaning up.
  39. [16:16] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 1d20+4 to disintegrate
  40. [16:16] <Tyche[Dice]> Drilfi_Pythia rolled : 1d20+4 to disintegrate --> [ 1d20=14 ]{18}
  41. [16:17] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 2d8+4
  42. [16:17] <Tyche[Dice]> Drilfi_Pythia rolled : 2d8+4 --> [ 2d8=8 ]{12}
  43. [16:17] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 3d6-3 for max HP
  44. [16:17] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 3d6-3 for max HP --> [ 3d6=10 ]{7}
  45. [16:17] <Mathmatt878> You disintegrate the defecate.
  46. [16:17] <Mathmatt878> On the imp. Not the bodies.
  47. [16:17] <Drilfi_Pythia> o[oibuyvxxrctvyubio
  48. [16:19] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 1d2
  49. [16:19] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 1d2 --> [ 1d2=2 ]{2}
  50. [16:19] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 1d10-10 i accidently hit minus instead oops
  51. [16:19] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 1d10-10 i accidently hit minus instead oops --> [ 1d10=9 ]{-1}
  52. [16:20] <Mathmatt878> (that's actually a 19(
  53. [16:20] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 1d20+4
  54. [16:20] <Tyche[Dice]> Drilfi_Pythia rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{20}
  55. [16:21] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 2d8
  56. [16:21] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 2d8 --> [ 2d8=11 ]{11}
  57. [16:21] <Mathmatt878> You receive 19 build grist and 11 tier 1 grist
  58. [16:21] <Mathmatt878> and 10 more exp
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