Not-baptisedanon

>Anon lived a normal life.
>Normal birth, normal childhood, normal upbringing etc etc etc
>He was rational when it came to problem solving but tended to stay away from problems if it didn't involved him in any shape whatsoever
>He wasn't the worst in school but he was far from the best
>Only C's and average test scores for him which was good but good enough
>This ended up in him getting a job as a gas station attendant.
>It ain't much but it's certainly something.
>The job as an attendant was pretty alright.
>Some asshole-ish customers from time to time. Not common enough to be a huge problem though.
>One night, it was a slow shift.
>Only 2 people stopped for gas
>Anon was bored out of his mind and had  his hand up to cheek to prop his head
>He was dozing off to sleep
>But just before anon could get some shut-eye his hand slips and sends his head crashing down on the edge of the gas station's counter
>Cracking his head open
>Anon found himself in hell with spiltting headache
>He soon sees the mayhem and carnage around him
>Anon wondered why he ended up in hell in the first place.
>He didn't steal, murder, rape, assaulted or do anything that bad to people during his lifetime
>Then it dawned on him...he never got baptised for one reason or another
>The ensuing swear fest that was anon venting his frustrations could've been probably heard across the entirety of the literal hellscape
>So starts the journey of Not-baptisedanon