VeloCITY Neon 10: Jet Chases And Chase Lags

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Renee:
Schmerv
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Butts:
hello darkness my old friend

Renee:
hello butts

Renee:
Butts McKenzie

Morgan:
what are we doing lol

Morgan:
howd u know...

Cyprien:
Hot dang, it's Liu Kang
Renee: (( yeah see THAT we never discussed. ))
Renee: (( Belle basically said "spend the night, or I will kill you" ))
Renee: (( and I had intended to fuck off and go visit Seb bc screw this entire situation ))
Cyprien: (( I wanted to ask Belle about some stuff ))
Renee: (( not really looking to start with party split though? ))
Cyprien: (( Maybe party split is the only way we can survive :V ))
Thrice:
LAST TIME ON HIATUS X HIATUS: The gang had recently escaped from prison, with the help of none other than Black Belle and her posse of ne'er-do-wells! Except Shades, he's not important enough to be here and more importantly I can only act as so many characters at once. SO YEAH - Belle said she'd be VERY UPSET if anyone was gone, because that'd just be rude, she invited you in. And she has things here you shouldn't see. Anyway, Morgan went to party downstairs in the gangstress' casino with Clover and Bangs, potentially preparing for some Lario Kart afterward, Renee was planning to sneak out, and Cy's soul left his body midway through the conversation
Morgan: (( triple party split ))
Morgan: (( we will be here all night :^ ) ))
Renee: (( oh right skunkgirl had a name ))
Renee: (( also, unrelated but ))
Renee: (( we were given 2 experience. At some point. ))
Renee: (( remember that the one time rolls come up tonight. ))
Morgan: (( clover le pew ))

Renee:
Renee hangs up, not exactly reassured, but in slightly less of a panic, having confirmed that Catherim wasn't quite dead. She sits down on the bed and buries her face in her hands.

White Belle:
So were you gonna compliment my hips or what kid

Renee:
"Agh... what am I supposed to do? They're going to kill me if I ever get caught again...!"
Thrice:
Who is she talking to
Cyprien: (( Sorry, I'm looking for a line to reference ))
Renee: (( monologuing ))
Renee: (( just filling air atm ))

Morgan:
"Just, uh, don't get caught. Or even try anything at all," Morgan takes a sip in between his words. "... Yeah."

Renee:
"We just... we need to get out of here. This whole place, what else are we going to do?" She throws open Twatter, starts scrolling through coverage of the event

Morgan:
"Dang, my team stole a priceless artifact and violently blew up a police station... I should step up my game."

Cyprien:
"I...erm, hrm..." Cy fidgets about in place for a moment, he seems a little lost for words after the whole situation has sunk in. "Ah...Miss Belle...I did actually have a few questions..."

Renee:
"The option of stealing it again is back on the table, you might have a shot..."

Renee:
"I just wonder what Belle's angle is here. I don't really... want to trust her, but at the same time she did save our asses."
Cyprien: (( I owe her a lobster. ))

White Belle:
Belle glances up from her glass, "Oh? And what would those be? There is a price to information, of course. Quite the debt you build... But I believe we could negotiate..."
Renee: (( a roooock lobster ))

Renee:
"God, 1200 people by early estimates..."

Renee:
"Kind of telling that they don't have exact numbers, huh?"

Cyprien:
"Hngh.." Cy flinches at the thought of an even greater debt to the woman, but ultimately he lets out a sigh. "When you had stabbed me...er, to save me, rather...I asked what you had done and you replied with whether or not you were mistaken.." He coughs to clear his throat, "Were you expecting a result from that? Or were you expecting me to already know? Because some weird stuff happened when I was fighting the deputy and I'm not sure if I know how to explain it..."

Xiri:
"Who is left to perform the body count?"
Morgan: (( wait u killed 1200 ppl? lol ))
Thrice:
No but he probably caused a shit ton of casualties
Renee: (( well Cath survived and she was at point blank ))
Thrice:
and shut down power across like, a few blocks
Renee: (( but yeah I figured a thousand or so injured is a reasonable number ))
Thrice:
due to the surge

Morgan:
"Hmm, I'd rather not think about it."

Renee:
"...good question. Xiri, how many police stations are even in this city?"

Renee:
"If they're preoccupied with cleanup or just... well, you know, then maybe things won't be too bad for a while..."

White Belle:
"Ah. Nothing to worry yourself over. Merely, I was surprised at your confusion. I had thought you able to recognize a Soul Album."

Morgan:
is this two diff convos

Xiri:
"There is currently one remaining, out of three."

Morgan:
do we overhear

Xiri:
yea

Xiri:
and yea you can overhere

Xiri:
hear

Xiri:
you can also overhere

Renee:
"How'd Mario Kart go, anyway? You take it easy on those girls?"
Morgan: (( oh that was in the past lol ))
Morgan: (( i thought this was before ))
Renee: (( in which Thrice remembers he put a pizza into the oven an hour ago ))
Morgan: (( we split up ))
Cyprien: (( You know, have I actually seen Renee use her ability? ))
Morgan: (( "Amaaaaziiiiiing." ))

Morgan:
oops
Renee: (( yeah a few times ))

Morgan:
"Amaaaziiiing."
Cyprien: (( Well, before the letter, I mean. ))
Renee: (( Used it a bunch on the vending machines ))
Renee: (( without realizing what I was doing IC ))
Xiri: (( did you recognize it as a Soul Album ))
Xiri: (( or just Renee Being Weird ))
Renee: (( I think Seb even mentioned the soul album thing in front of you ))
Xiri: (( he might've ))
Cyprien: (( I thought I was in a different room for the vending machines. Weren't you out with Sebastian? ))
Renee: (( before we went to the back alley ))
Renee: (( nah you held the bag while I grabbed em ))
Xiri: (( IDK tho he may have just like, referenced a power or something ))
Xiri: (( there were multiple vending machine incidents ))
Cyprien: (( I feel like I would've made a big deal out of it had I seen it :V ))

Xiri:
"Out of the three, one has been partially destroyed and its networking systems fried - by you. The other burned down, not too long after."
Renee: (( I was downplaying it as a weirdness of the vending machines themselves IC ))

Renee:
"Someone else went after a police station tonight?"

Xiri:
"No. I believe they left the toaster on.":

Morgan:
"Is Siri being sarcastic?"

Renee:
"Honestly with these cops it's hard to tell."

Morgan:
"Speaking of Mario Kart, where did Clover even go?"

Xiri:
@_@

Cyprien:
"A Soul Album..I feel like I've heard that somewhere.." He rubs the back of his neck, "Ahaha...I probably wasn't paying attention at the time...I guess that's what that power...or whatever it was..is called though.."
Renee: (( I feel like I can drag this conversation back towards Belle with that bit ))

Renee:
"She's not hiding under the bed, if that's what you're asking."

Renee:
"I thought she was with you last."

Clover:
Clover comes back up from the casino/arcade with a cherry martini and a stuffed parrot, "Yo, they have the craziest prizes down there!"

Renee:
"Gotta go check on a hunch."

Morgan:
"Me too but I, uh, don't really know what's happening!" Morgan sips on more fancy wine.

Morgan:
"There you are! Can I try that?"

Renee:
"Hey!" Renee raps her knuckles on the doorframe of Belle's... office? Living room? Entertainment center? "Everyone decent in here?"

White Belle:
"Power, you say...? Were my suspicions correct, then? I know your associate holds the power. It would be strange if only one of you did."

Clover:
"Go ahead! It's freakin' great!"

Renee:
"I know ONE dress got torn off already..."

White Belle:
"We'll ask the source, then. You may enter."
Cyprien: (( And then she SHOOTS YOU ON THE SPOT. ))

Renee:
oh no my face

Renee:
"Aw, that easy? Fine, fine..."

Renee:
Renee nods to Pomp/Pomp's ghost I don't think the presence of his token actually indicates him being here it's all kind of TotM rn

Morgan:
Morgan takes some of Clover's drink before proclaiming, "LET'S STEAL A CRYSTAL!"

Renee:
"So, quick question - are we tied right now?"

Renee:
@Belle

Clover:
"Hell yeah! Wait, what kinda crystal?"

White Belle:
only if u wanna be, girl

Renee:
later

Morgan:
"I don't know! Tell us more about the crystal, Belle!"

White Belle:
She raises an eyebrow, smirking, "I'm sure it could be arranged. If you wish to avoid it, however, it would be best to stay in your place."

Renee:
"I was talking to Xi," Renee holds up and wiggles her phone, "and she was saying that another police station got hit shortly after we were done on our end. Was that one of yours?"

Morgan:
"Are you in, Renee?!" Morgan pauses a second to stare at a desk. "Of course you are! You blew up a station!"
Cyprien: (( I saw that. ))

Bangs:
"Holy shit, it's great to have more fun people around here! You know how boring it gets with Pomp and Shades? They never do anything crazy like this!"

Renee:
"I'll get back to you, put me down as a 'probably'."

White Belle:
The gangstress blinks, "Another? No, that would not have been our doing. We were rescuing you. Shades alone could not muster something of that caliber."

White Belle:
*melvin, I forgot he actually had a name

Morgan:
"AWESOME, FUN!" Morgan downs the remaining wine in his glass and sits against Belle's desk.

Morgan:
"Oof."

Cyprien:
"So much for my questions..." he sighs.

Pomp:
"Hey! Get off the boss' desk! That thing's worth more than you'll make in your whole damn life!"

Renee:
"Well, it was arson - I'd have believed it either way. Xiri blamed a toaster, but I'd like to give them more credit than that."

Pomp:
morgan: sir I tihnk you are mistake, i am an ~Internet Personality~, the world is my oyster and also I'm probably racist or cheating on my wife

Cyprien:
"Ah, Morgan, be a friend and let me borrow your phone, okay?"

Morgan:
"I bet you can't even explain why!" Morgan falls over by Clover.

Renee:
"Ah, sorry, did I interrupt something after all- jesus, Morgan, how many glasses have you had?"

Morgan:
"None, I have 20/20 vision!"

Morgan:
"So liiike, what time is it?"

Clover:
She catches your ass, "Whooaa! Is this off one martini?? Hahaha, come on, ya can't be that big of a bitch!"

Morgan:
"This isn't just one! I had waaaay more while I was gambling and where's my money?"

Renee:
"Yeah Cy I think you aughtta take his phone just for his safety."

White Belle:
morgan starts sexting Inc.blot

Morgan:
"iT's MINE!"

Renee:
"None of us want to end up with unwanted firecrotch."

White Belle:
Belle pours herself another glass, waving away Pomp's concern, "No issue. If he causes any damage, that will only add to their debt. Which is become more useful by the moment."

Pomp:
Pomp stabs a finger toward Renee, "Watch the crude language, fuckass!"

Morgan:
"Hey man, she's blown up a police station."

Cyprien:
"I-..I was more just asking to borrow the phone..."

Morgan:
"Oh, yeah, sure buddy."

White Belle:
"Oh, I dearly hope you aren't summoning a rescue party...? Would be a shame, to cause any more harm to others tonight, don't you think?"

Renee:
Renee pushes his finger down. "The posturing is impressive, really. Maybe move onto the physical threats quicker next time though?"

Renee:
"I already heard her say we're useful."

Cyprien:
"Ah, depends on what you mean by that.." He briefly stops sending his message to acknowledge Belle, "Just letting a friend know I'm still in the land of the living, I have no intention of starting any trouble...and hopefully I won't be involving anyone else..."

Pomp:
"It's after we're done with ya that ya should be worried about. Piss us off now and once we're through with ya we'll toss into the ocean like a used car battery."

Morgan:
"I don't think that's where you put car batteries."

Renee:
She shakes his finger. "Pleasure doing business with you too." Turning to Belle, she asks, "So - besides the dress. Which, of course, top priority right there. What is it you wanted us for, exactly?"

Bangs:
"Yeah. there's way more fun stuff ya can do with 'em!"

Renee:
"I'm pretty eager to find a way to get out of this city and back home, myself... there's only so much of this I'm looking to put up with."

Morgan:
"Are we stealing a dress or a crystal?"

Cyprien:
Cyprien shrugs it off and takes Morgan's phone to fire off a text to Arkain, "Hey, using my teammate's phone. I'm (somehow) alive and currently not in jail @_@. Hope you ladies are okay!"

Morgan:
"This is a nice carpet."

Morgan:
@_@

Arkain:
She shoots back, "Yeah, Karet and Luna are keeping up! 🐯 I'm still kinda shot though tbh Can't get back into my groove since that fight! think I mighta overexerted myself maybe
Cyprien: (( How long have we been in the game btw? ))
Cyprien: (( Like three days now? rofl ))
Renee: (( a week maybe? ))
Cyprien: (( Ten minutes. ))
Renee: (( I lost track a while ago ))

Arkain:
I think it's been 4 or 54

Arkain:
4 or 5*

Arkain:
4 if it's still the same night, 5 once morning rolls around, I think

Cyprien:
"I'm beat to hell myself. Feel like I haven't gotten a good night's rest in weeks and it...hasn't even been one, I don't think. I've lost track of time in here tbh. Definitely some weird stuff going on though, not sure how to explain. I'll have to fill you in next time I see you."

Arkain:
"Yeah, you will! Hopefully I'll feel better by then. I'm falling all over myself rn! and my head's all woozy, and i can't hear a thing!
Cyprien: (( Y-..you can't hear a thing anyway though... ))

Arkain:
she is aware
Renee: (( let the deaf girl have her fun ))

White Belle:
"As long as you repay your debt, I do not mind the specifics. I will find uses for you..."

Renee:
"Oh THAT'S not ominous."

White Belle:
"Well, then, how about you all get some much needed respite? Doubtless, you're exhausted after the day's events. Unless there are any more questions...?"

Cyprien:
"Just make sure you take it easy! Anyway, I best give my teammate his phone back, he's drunk af but I think he's trying to get with this girl we broke out of prison? Idk, like I said, lot to catch you up on when I see you LOL."

Arkain:
well at least he's not a COWARD

Renee:
"What'd you need us to spend the night for then? I have a sneaking feeling that someone's going to try and shake things up while we're away from the base..."

Morgan:
"Yes, respite!"

Morgan:
"... What's happening? Where's my phone?"
Cyprien: (( Wow, okay. I'm just out of jail. Gimme a second to get back on my feet and I'll get witchu Arkain :V ))

White Belle:
"It is but a matter of courtesy and etiquette. It would be rude of me to not offer you the night..."

Morgan:
"I like Belle, can we stay with her?" Morgan, mildly less drunk, attempts to stand back up.

Renee:
"We didn't go sewer crawling for nothing!"

Bangs:
Bangs lifts you up, "Can ya stand??"

Morgan:
Morgan jumps back up proudly, hands on his hips. "Yeah!"

White Belle:
"Oh? Do you wish to deny etiquette?"

Pomp:
"And a hot shower? I dunno what the hell you've done with the Pavillion, but there ain't shit hooked up there. You really wanna go back?"

Pomp:
brb

Cyprien:
Cy deletes the message history and slips Morgan back his phone, "I'm not sure if it would be wise to head out tonight, Renee..I know you're..skeptical, but we're all exhausted..last thing we need to do is trek back in the middle of the night, running the risk of running into the cops..."

Renee:
"There's more than you think! Rrgh..." Renee twists her hat. "All I'm saying is that if Nerv has the place under an iron fist by the time I get back there, I'm holding you responsible."

Morgan:
"Yeah, and besides, there are drinks!"

Renee:
"It'd either be her or the quiet guy who hooked up the electricity..."
Butts is disconnected.

Renee:
"...well, hopefully one night isn't enough for them to go full Lord of the Flies."
Butts has connected.

Renee:
"...well, hopefully one night isn't enough for them to go full Lord of the Flies."

Pomp:
tbf

Pomp:
they're on the same team
Renee: (( yeah that makes em more likely to take over ))

Pomp:
nerv yells orders at people, Zero does useful things.

Cyprien:
"I'm sure it'll be fine..right now we need to focus on keeping a low profile and...well, not dying."
Renee: (( not like I expect the Belles to sympathize ))
Renee: (( "oh no someone stole your base whatever will u do" ))

Morgan:
"So... no more stealing crystals?"

Morgan:
"In comparison to what we've been doing, low profile issssss literally anything else."

Renee:
"We're still gonna get it."

Renee:
"I have a contact."

Cyprien:
"Yeah..no kidding..not like I can blame anyone but myself but..."

Cyprien:
"Well, I could blame whoever put us into this game..."

Renee:
"Please do."
Butts is disconnected.

White Belle:
"Perhaps. Well, then, enjoy your rest."
Butts has connected.

Renee:
I guess we're being polite under protest

Renee:
sleep time

Renee:
so how dead are we

Renee:
my guess: nanomachines in the wine
Cyprien: (( She's not gonna kill us, she can milk us for profit :V ))

White Belle:
and other things

Renee:
the nanomachines turn us into money

Morgan:
belle is a capitalist pig

Morgan:
we're slaves to her!!!
Cyprien: (( Say that to her face, it can only end well :V ))

Morgan:
i cant im drunk and indifferent
Cyprien: (( Then make a move on Pomp. ))
Morgan: (( did we.. conclude? ))
Morgan: (( sry idk whats happening with my isp ))
Renee: (( idk we didn't really do anything ))

White Belle:
We can go on

White Belle:
there is more to this session yet

White Belle:
tbh I wasn't even factoring in uh, any of this when planning for the session lol
Renee: (( it's next day I assumed there was a reason we had to stay here ))
Cyprien: (( Yeah next day woo. ))

White Belle:
With the luxuries of a ludicrously comfortable bed and lavish facilities, you recover 75% of your HP and Energy overnight

Renee:
but it's not home

Morgan:
a home is not a home without yoooou
Morgan: (( i uh might have to go soonish ))

White Belle:
That's fine, we can finish the session off soon

Morgan:
sik
Cyprien: (( Full health for the first time in years, wtf ))
Thrice:
don't get used to it
Thrice:
The next morning, you wake feeling refreshed and, surprisingly, rather alive and un-organ-harvested. Downstairs, the usual suspects linger. Pomp, at Belle's request, has seemingly dragged Clover and Bangs, still in their PJs, out of bed, so that the delinquent girl can fill out some paperwork or something
Cyprien: (( The important question is how many days until Valentine's ))

Renee:
tomorrow

Cyprien:
hosnap
Thrice:
Like 3
Thrice:
or 4

Renee:
it was 3 or 4 3 or 4 days ago

Pomp:
I don't...THINK it was? I think it's like...Thursday in game, and valentine's day is sunady?

Pomp:
IDK
Cyprien: (( We slept straight through until Valentine's Day ))

Pomp:
Pomp nods to you assles, "Finally up? You're lucky the boss didn't have me drag your asses outta bed, too."

Clover:
"So I just, like...sign here, and we're gucci?"

Morgan:
"My... head hurts..."

White Belle:
"De la Renta, if I can help it. But close."

Renee:
"Just your head?"

Cyprien:
"Probably because you had the world's quickest binge drink last night..."

Morgan:
"Sorry, I was only an accomplice to a little girl blowing up a police station."

Renee:
"Call me a little girl again and I'll find something else to blow up."
Thrice:
Amidst your banter, and Clover's scrawling, a knock echoes from the door

Morgan:
"Oh please no."

Pomp:
"Took that bastard long enough."

Cyprien:
Cy shrinks back so as not to get in the middle of this, "Bluhhh..."
Morgan: (( its jetlag and hes gonna kick ur butt! ))

Pomp:
"Gonna give 'im a piece of my mind."
Renee: (( pproobably just Shades? ))

Bangs:
"Aw, I'm sure he had a rough night!"
Cyprien: (( It's half of Shades' dead body in Jetlag's hands. ))
Thrice:
It is just Shades, actually.

Shades:
There's a second knock, a loud CRUNCH, and then the CRASH of the door smashing against the far wall, taking part of the entranceway with it! And, along with it, Shades' crumpled-ass form. He squeaks out a pained groan before losing consciousness, "I'm sorry...Boss..."
Renee: (( only his shades ))
Renee: (( the rest of him is invisible ))

Morgan:
"Oof."
Cyprien: (( ohfuckiwasjoking ))
Morgan: (( u did this ))

Cyprien:
"...ohhhhhhh....boy....."

White Belle:
Belle glances at Cy suspiciously, then turns her attention to the foyer, "State your business!"
Cyprien: (( Why would you glance suspiciously at me for? : ))
Cyprien: (( :( ))
Thrice:
rescue party.
Renee: (( bc you contacted someone I guess? ))
Cyprien: (( I wouldn't call this fucker here, he's gonna kill my ass. ))
Thrice:
she will not be suspicious for long.
Thrice:
She doesn't know who it is yet, the wall is in the way

Renee:
Renee starts looking for a fucking exit strategy.

Cyprien:
"Nobody I want to see right now is capable of that....."

Red-Haired Man:
And to be fair, neither do you. A red-haired man kicks the rubble aside as he marches on in from the foyer, "Oh, I got way too much fuckin' business to state right now, lady."
Renee: (( He totally blew up our base. ))

Cyprien:
"Oh, I...have no idea who that is."
Renee: (( I should drop Pomp on him. ))

Red-Haired Man:
"Aw, forget me already? Well, I'll just have to beat it back into you. That'll jog your memory. After I'm done with her."

Pomp:
Oh, Pomp ain't having this shit right now

Morgan:
eyes emoji
Cyprien: (( Is this SSGSS Jetlag? ))

Renee:
christ tho

Renee:
what did SHADES do to piss him off so bad

Pomp:
know where you were

Renee:
yep I should've eloped with Seb
Cyprien: (( No really, I can't tell from the token, is that Jet gone wild? Because I'd redact that last line if so :V ))

Pomp:
"Shades! Who the hell do you think you are, you son of a bitch! Only his friends can beat the shit out of him like that!" He CHARGES the man like a raging bull, but the guy sidesteps, grabs Pomp's arm, and BREAKS it with a chop before tossing the big lug over to the rapidly-growing pile of Incompetent Henchmen

Pomp:
it's Jet, with his hair dyed back to red

Pomp:
Cy recognizes him, the others don't

Pomp:
They didn't get close enough

Pomp:
Cy got pretty close.
Cyprien: (( Okay, then I redact that line. ))

Morgan:
its ronin jetlag

Renee:
How far do you think I would get if I just, turned, and walked away?

Red-Haired Man:
He starts walking toward Renee, adjusting his gloves, "You know, you really don't appreciate a good challenge 'til you can't get one without breaking the laws you're supposed to uphold."
Renee: (( I need to use the bathroom. ))
Renee: (( forever. ))

Cyprien:
"Look..." he takes a step in front of Renee, getting a better view of the REALL FUCKING PISSED OFF deputy, "We never intended for any of that to go that way...ah...I know that doesn't matter right now..." He wavers under his own lack of an excuse; he knows nothing he can say can make this situation...not the worst situation possible...

Red-Haired Man:
"But wouldn't you know? Just so happens, I'm the acting chief of police right now. So I guess that means I am the law. Always hated when pigs said that, but damn does it feel good now."

Morgan:
"Cy...?"

Renee:
"I don't want to be here. I don't want to be here, I shouldn't be here...!"

Red-Haired Man:
He steps up to Cy, lifting a hand, "Outta the way, kid. Got issues with this bitch first. I'll play with you later."
Cyprien: (( Look, we all got issues with this bitch. ))

Renee:
he means Clover right of course he does he just wants to compliment her on her shirt
Morgan: (( do i jump in to help my friend ))
Renee: (( no ))
Renee: (( Clover is fine ))

White Belle:
Belle pulls open a drawer, drawing a GUN'S and aiming it at the man, "Cease this, you crazed lunatic! You know not whose property you defile!"

Morgan:
isnt she a lil young to talk like this
Renee: (( she's a lady ))

Cyprien:
"I...can't in good conscience let you do what you're going to do...these are my friends...yeah, we messed up. We messed up big time and we did things we're not proud of...things we regret..." He sighs heavily, a sigh of "oh goddammit I'm gonna get my ass beat again". "I know it doesn't matter...it doesn't matter for shit what our intentions we- oh great a gun now we're escalating...!"

Morgan:
"I, uh, am gonna move a little."
Cyprien: (( YOU COULD LIKE BACK UP OR SOMETHING RENEE PLZ ;_; ))
Renee: (( it's okay I'll just die what else am I going to do really ))
Cyprien: (( I'm trying to help diffuse the situation ))
Cyprien: (( And he's gonna literally punch my guts out ))

Renee:
Renee raises her hands in surrender.

Renee:
Trembling, sniffing, maybe starting to cry a little

Renee:
death has come

Renee:
it came damn fast

Red-Haired Man:
"A GUN?! Oh no!" He throws his hands up in mock surrender, then whips them back down and grabs Cy's arm, preparing to toss him outta the way, "I know exactly who you are, ya kid-sized dowager. How the hell do you think I found you?" He shakes his hand, then notices Renee, "Ahahahaha! Surrender? Fuckin' for real? You put Cath in the ICU, and you think wavin' a white flag's gonna cut it?"
Cyprien: (( I've lived a good life. ))
Cyprien: (( Oh wait, this week has been horrendous. ))

Bangs:
"Uhhh....." Bangs is not lookin' to join the pile of Incompetent Henchmen, even though she knows she is qualified for it
Cyprien: (( OH NO. I'M GOING IN THE PILE D: ))

Morgan:
Morgan nervously looks at Belle, then back at the Jet/Cy.

Morgan:
eep
Cyprien: (( But I'm pretty competent D: ))
Renee: (( I'm ordering pizza does anyone want anything ))

Red-Haired Man:
Nah you're okay, you're not going in the pile
Morgan: (( yeah hawaiian ))
Cyprien: (( Oh cool. ))

Red-Haired Man:
jet fuckin' whips you onto the couch hard enough to split the leather, unless your noodly boi arms can beat him in a Strong check
Cyprien: (( Like I won't just dump two EXP into strong to not die at this ))

Red-Haired Man:
which who knows maybe u been pumpin iron for the past straight month
Cyprien: (( It's been a thousand months, default is two dice? ))

Red-Haired Man:
or just jackin it ferociously enough

Red-Haired Man:
yea

Morgan:
is 1 xp 1 pt

Red-Haired Man:
For now yes

Cyprien:
(2, 3, 3, 5)

Red-Haired Man:
(1, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 6)
Cyprien: (( I somehow don't think I'l- ))

Red-Haired Man:
holy shit you tied his ass
Cyprien: (( It's the arm that got bit by his crazy dog. I just hold that shit up to deflect bullets. ))

Red-Haired Man:
He tries to fling you away, but you just stumble around, tentatively standing your ground. Jet's a bit surprised by that, but not worried. "Huh. Did your Soul Album awaken something else, too?"

Red-Haired Man:
"Well...If you don't wanna end up out the window instead of on the couch, back the fuck down, kid. You know exactly who you're dealing with here."
Cyprien: (( Portal him out the window agi, you got this :V ))

Morgan:
While Jet's preoccupied with Cy, Morgan tries to sucker punch him!

Red-Haired Man:
Jet's gonna counter!
Cyprien: (( Yeaaaaaaaah, this crazy boi ))

Renee:
"T-there is, nothing I can say to make up for-"

Red-Haired Man:
for once actually declaring it before the roll is made

Morgan:
w0w

Morgan:
im gonna di3

Morgan:
do i just roll str
Cyprien: (( Just roll like crazy my dude. ))

Red-Haired Man:
Strength impacts the damage multiplier, not the attack roll
Renee: (( and yeah I'll find an opportunity somewhere ))

Red-Haired Man:
as does fuckin

Red-Haired Man:
attack

Red-Haired Man:
for some reason

Morgan:
wait which do i roll then
Renee: (( He prolly knows about the portals, I showed them off to one of the cops ))

Red-Haired Man:
Combat Expert and Agile increase the attack roll itself
Renee: (( and he can just, like, catch himself? From falling through the hole? ))

Morgan:
ah

Morgan:
gonna use uhh endurance
Cyprien: (( Then you close the portal and it rips him in half. ))
Renee: (( best opportunity is redirecting a Belle bullet ))
Cyprien: (( So we are gonna kill Jetlag ))
Cyprien: (( HOW MUCH ENDURANCE DID YOU USE BOY? :O ))
Renee: (( idk I'm just frozen right now I finally said words ))

Morgan:
wait did we full restore i cant remember

Red-Haired Man:
you heald 3/4ths of your HP and Energy
Renee: (( do you remember anything ))
Cyprien: (( 75% of your max. It just so happened I was close enough ))
Morgan: (( no im ded inside ))
Renee: (( boutta match the outside ))
Morgan: (( oh i think i had 5 end before ))

Morgan:
im using uh a lot of endurance

Morgan:
(1, 1, 3, 3, 3, 4, 6, 6)

Red-Haired Man:
So just adding Accurate, basically - 5 per +1 die
Unresolved value "dice".
Red-Haired Man uses 15 Endurance!

Red-Haired Man:
(1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 3, 3, 4, 4, 5, 5)

Renee:
damn he losed

Red-Haired Man:
man this guy sucks at rolling

Morgan:
muahahah

Morgan:
im crazyZYYy
Cyprien: (( And then he uses action dice ))

Morgan:
do i roll for dmg

Renee:
you already did

Morgan:
no i thought i rolled for attack

Renee:
yeah

Morgan:
is that the same?

Red-Haired Man:
You did - the damage is extrapolated from the attack roll

Morgan:
ohh

Morgan:
im so confused

Red-Haired Man:
It's your roll - the defense roll...which in the case of the failed counter, is 0

Red-Haired Man:
then X the damage multiplier

Red-Haired Man:
which since you have FIVE STRONG now, is 6

Renee:
wh

Renee:
when did

Morgan:
B)

Red-Haired Man:
i do not know

Renee:
when
Cyprien: (( So like....what's the damage? :O.... ))

Renee:
72
Red-Haired Man lost 72 Health!

Morgan:
i punched out godzilla
Cyprien: (( Huh. Neat. ))

Renee:
"I felt that..."

Red-Haired Man:
Jet takes the wham-bam-a-lam punch straight to the face, too preoccupied with Cy's struggling to counter! He reels backward, wiping the blood off his face. But he ain't scared. He's fuckin' pissed. Through his glove, the symbol on the back of his hand glows - an hourglass ⧖, just like before

Red-Haired Man:
But this time, instead of the X in the middle lighting up blue

Red-Haired Man:
The top line, bottom line, and the the forward slash light up red - a Z
Cyprien: (( And then Belle shoots him in the head and KO's him ))
Morgan: (( pls ))

Morgan:
"Hands off my team."
Morgan: (( is he gonna do a z move lol ))

Red-Haired Man:
"Alright, I'm done goin' fuckin' easy on you. Who gives a shit anymore? I didn't come here to play around."

Cyprien:
"I mean, the punch was really cool but the snappy one liner could use some work.." Cy is just kind of in awe of that sucker punch. Adults can be cool sometimes.

Renee:
Belle ain't kinky enough to have rope or rope accessories lying around is she
Cyprien: (( Why do you want rope ))

Red-Haired Man:
no she does not have rope

Red-Haired Man:
ask Bangs

Renee:
damn
Cyprien: (( You guys realize if we KO Jetlag, Belle's gonna fucking kill him, right? ))
Renee: (( well if I can get him to fall even partially into the floor and out of a wall he legs can be tied up ))
Cyprien: (( She asked us to bring him in as one of her ways out of servitude And he just busted into her place and beat the shit out of her boys. ))
Cyprien: (( She's gonna put one right between his eyes :V ))

Red-Haired Man:
Jet steps back, and blasts through Cy and Morgan, heading straight for his real target - Renee!
Renee: (( probably yeah ))

Red-Haired Man:
You can contest him if you want
Cyprien: (( Where those attack of opportunities at ))

Renee:
I think I've collected just enough of my bearings

Renee:
Gonna try and warp to the elevator

Red-Haired Man:
he's boutta fuckin bust em

Renee:
Quick, Evasive, Other Ability joining forces
Unresolved value "dice".
Cyprien: (( So you're gonna run away? ))
Unresolved value "dice".
Red-Haired Man uses 15 Endurance!

Red-Haired Man:
(1, 1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 3, 3, 4, 4, 6, 6, 6, 6)
Renee: (( I'm going to get out of the way ))
Renee: (( I am not going to get out of the way ))
Cyprien: (( Like hell you are :V ))
Cyprien: (( I uhhhh, don't think I've got anything to beat a 24. ))

Red-Haired Man:
even then he still gets 4 1's

Renee:
+8 from habilidades, +2 from burning endurance

Morgan:
das a lot of 6s

Renee:
(1, 2, 2, 3, 4, 4, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5)

Morgan:
:OOOOO

Red-Haired Man:
jesus I think I gave out way too much exp

Renee:
I haven't even spent mine

Morgan:
i think u didnt give out enough :)

Renee:
that's just the "anything that contributes to the roll" system in action

Morgan:
if it makes u feel better i have 4 mostly useless points in famous

Renee:
Renee scrunches down, throwing herself through the floor and out the ceiling next to the elevator! That desk probably fucking eats it

Red-Haired Man:
You probably DO take penalties of some sort from the situation

Red-Haired Man:
but there's no way to tell which dice they would've deleted

Red-Haired Man:
so

Renee:
sure there is

Renee:
pick em at random

Renee:
12 dice there, roll X d12s
Cyprien: (( I think I spread myself too thin :V ))
Cyprien: (( I have nothing that would even approach that lol ))

Red-Haired Man:
tbh that's probably how the system is meant to work

Red-Haired Man:
but Agi over here Fight!ing it up

Red-Haired Man:
with everything into Damage

Renee:
everything into DODGE

Renee:
I couldn't damage something if my life depended on it

Red-Haired Man:
Regardless, you manage to get outta the way

Red-Haired Man:
How do you do this

Renee:
this is why I run

Red-Haired Man:
Is she just like, teleporting away
Cyprien: (( Even then my best stats are like +3 lol ))

Renee:
Renee: Renee scrunches down, throwing herself through the floor and out the ceiling next to the elevator! That desk probably fucking eats it

Red-Haired Man:
So are agi's

Red-Haired Man:
he just has two +3s that contribute to dodging

Red-Haired Man:
and one +2 that's an ability

Red-Haired Man:
there proooobably should not be two abilities that both add to dodge

Renee:
I never claimed to LIKE this system

Renee:
I can take fall damage probably

Red-Haired Man:
(1, 3, 4)

Red-Haired Man:
sure like that much

Red-Haired Man:
that's not much

Red-Haired Man:
DX of 2, if you even fail the roll

Renee:
I'll just roll two dices

Renee:
(3, 5)

Red-Haired Man:
But, yes. Jet doesn't even bother trying to stop, and instead goes full power, crashing through the desk - and then into Belle, wrenching the gun out of her grasp and tossing her against the bookcases. "Keep dodging, bitch! I'll just hit someone else instead! You wanna live with that?"

White Belle:
(1, 3, 4, 6)

White Belle:
Yeah I didn't fuckin think she was dodging it

Red-Haired Man:
NOW PLAYING The Crystal Method - Weapons of Mass Distortion https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hR6sXqWJv48
Cyprien: (( You realize how much debt you just added by dodging that??? ))

Renee:
Renee starts hammering the fucking UP button on the eller'd vator
White Belle lost 30 Health!
White Belle uses 30 Endurance!

Clover:
"Holy shit!"
Renee: (( I TOLD her it was a bad idea for me to stay here ))
Renee: (( this wasn't the reason I expected ))
Renee: (( necessarily ))

Red-Haired Man:
"You think you can run?! Please! I've got eyes all over the city!"
Morgan: (( oh my god you killed belle too ))

Red-Haired Man:
"Your friend was right! We all make mistakes! But clearly you ain't brave enough to face the consequences!"

Morgan:
"Oh my.."

Morgan:
am speechless
Cyprien: (( Does he still have the gun ))

Red-Haired Man:
No he threw that shit away he doesn't need it
Cyprien: (( Cool, where it be :V ))

Red-Haired Man:
Digging himself out of the rubble, he begins to walk back toward Renee. "Do I really gotta pull out the big guns here?"
Cyprien: (( I'm gonna shoot a cop, the great American pasttime. ))

Red-Haired Man:
In the splintered remains of Belle's very expensive desk
Cyprien: (( Oh. ))

Renee:
I don't have quips for this sitation but I do have a plan
Cyprien: (( Alright, I should probably help ))
Cyprien: (( Does the plan involve punching him? ))

Renee:
if it goes wrong
Cyprien: (( Are you planning on luring him into the elevator and dropping it ))
Renee: (( no I'm planning on bookending my character arc ))
Cyprien: (( You're gonna let him punch you to death? ))

Morgan:
omg

Renee:
how fkn long is this elevator gonna take
Thrice:
The elevator comes, but Jet is quickly making his way toward you
Thrice:
And dialing something on a...Nokia phone?

Renee:
I'm going to use up all the endurance I have to make as big of a hole as possible on the floor in front and the ceiling above
Morgan: (( spooky ))

Renee:
just to make it as impassable as possible
Cyprien: (( Okay, well I'm gonna try and punch him. ))

Renee:
and then get in, obv, and ride to the top floor

Red-Haired Man:
"Try me."

Red-Haired Man:
"You'll regret it."

Cyprien:
Cy throws his head back and runs his hand through his hair as his super cool mask appears on his face in a flash of blue flame. He takes a step back and a couple of clones appear before Renee's location. "I'd recommend you not go down this path."
Tokens dropped onto map 'Tocsicity' by player Ci Tsukino (Player)
Tokens dropped onto map 'Tocsicity' by player Ci Tsukino (Player)

Morgan:
"Man, I need a cool power."

Renee:
you can punch people real hard

Renee:
like, real hard.
Cyprien: (( Yeah, I wish I could punch people that hard. ))

Red-Haired Man:
He finishes dialing on his phone, smirking, "Sorry, but, you're not winning this fight. People don't just get away with shit like that."

Morgan:
"Did you call the ghostbusters or what?"
Cyprien: (( Did I see him use the phone during the fight for his doggo? ))

Red-Haired Man:
Actually, no. He just sorta called for it then
Renee: (( his doggo's on speed dial ))

Red-Haired Man:
"Hey, you remember my dog, kid? You think that was my only pet?" A beam of light sears through the ceiling, expanding into the room. It begins to form a coherent shape, shifting from light to earth and sand - a roiling, great worm of brilliantly burning sand

Morgan:
woof woof
Cyprien: (( A giant question mark?! Fuck! ))

Morgan:
"Holy shit!"
Morgan: (( also this doesnt seem like itll end soon lol ))

Red-Haired Man:
"Well, I wouldn't call this one mine...but if anyone can control it, I can."
Renee: (( same ))

Red-Haired Man:
it actually probably will

Morgan:
thrice is gonna end velocity right here

Morgan:
the monster...
Renee: (( if he doesn't I will ))

Red-Haired Man:
As about the time the GIANT FLAMING WORM OF WRITHING SAND shows up, a voice rings out from the phone

Red-Haired Man:
both phones

Red-Haired Man:
All three, actually - even Renee hears it

Red-Haired Man:
from her own Xiri
Morgan: (( owo plot twist ))

Nokia:
"WHOA WHOA WHOA, NO! NO WAY, J-MAN! You ain't authorized for that!"

Red-Haired Man:
The man glares at his phone in disgust, "Never call me that again. ...on second thought, never call me again, period." He hangs up. Unfortunately, that doesn't stop the other phones - or his own, which just starts broadcasting again.

Morgan:
"What's happening?"

Cyprien:
"Beats me...? Sounds like he broke a rule or something...didn't know they were under them too...but I guess he was a former player after all..."

Nokia:
"You bet, he broke a rule. Look, I get it, you're angry, Jet! But this is way too dangerous! Look, just...can'tcha settle this some other way?"

Renee:
Renee just hucks her phone across the pit, she ain't listening to whatever horseshit Xiri has to say

Nokia:
It's not xiri's voice coming out of your phone

Renee:
yea but she's emotional

Nokia:
It's another, still familiar, one

Nokia:
The male voice from the beginning of the campaign

Nokia:
The one that introduced you to this world

Cyprien:
Cy snaps away his clones, "It's the voice from the beginning...and apparently he can hear me through the phones, tch..."

Nokia:
You're damn right I can

Morgan:
"Has he been listening this entire time?"

Cyprien:
"Probably, yeah."

Morgan:
"Sick."

Nokia:
"No, actually! I didn't know about this until this dingwad used the Bu--er, I mean, started throwing out Di--uh...summoned that monster.

Nokia:
"

Nokia:
"Look, I'm real sorry you got into this mess and all, but if you can just help me work with Jet here, I'm sure we can find another solution!"

Renee:
o I'm already pushing towards my solution and if Jet's stopped chasing me I've been on my way up

Cyprien:
Cy eyes up the giant monster that's been, up to this point, shockingly tame. "Perhaps it would be best..."

Red-Haired Man:
"Not in the fuckin' mood, Chase. Give it up."

Morgan:
"You can get us out of here... Chase?"
Cyprien: (( Chase chases and Jet lags. ))

Nokia:
"Ugh..you weren't supposed to hear that... But, maybe! Look, Jetlag, I'M the leader here! And we all agreed not to mess with things we don't understand! Besides, we NEED these guys, remember? They're, like, the best team!"

Cyprien:
"The best team held back by several days of legal ordeals, but yeah, we're a pretty great team!"

Red-Haired Man:
"...whatever. I'm sure somebody else'll fill the role. Y, L, K. They're all promising."

Nokia:
Or R?

Nokia:
"*"
Renee: (( I don't remember L/R I think one of them is Seb's ))
Cyprien: (( R are the rude boi team ))
Renee: (( fuck R ))

Cyprien:
"You said it yourself! You needed info on Team R!"

Nokia:
L is Seb's team

Red-Haired Man:
"...Yeah, I do. And I planned to get it. But guess what? Cause of your dumb asses, now I'm chief of police, and punching a hole through that girl's face is the last bit of freedom I'm gonna get before I'm bogged down in paperwork forever."

Renee:
that girl is fkn gone

Fire-Phazed Sandworm:
The sandworm is struggling in place, seemingly restrained by light

Fire-Phazed Sandworm:
little bits of information and distortion

Nokia:
"Look, we got the situation covered, just...you can't go doing stuff like this, man! She's gonna be fine!"

Cyprien:
"Look, I understand you're upset and her face is very punchable!" he sighs deeply, "I know it's absolutely no consolation to you whatsoever but she feels like complete trash for that entire situation happening!" He motions to the giant worm, "Now we're stuck in a world we never asked to be in with giant monsters like this and we have no idea how to get home. We're not trying to make enemies, we're just a bunch of dumb kids, and a twenty something, just like you were!"

Red-Haired Man:
"Yeah, I know that. Never said otherwise. Hell, I did worse shit than that myself. But there wasn't anyone to flatten my ass out for it back then."

Renee:
ok I'm jumping bye

Renee:
let Wrk sleep

Red-Haired Man:
"God knows I deserve it - and so does she. But fine...you want a way outta this? I'll throw a fuckin' bone."
Morgan: (( can i die now ))

Red-Haired Man:
"I'll give you a mission, so you can keep playing around. You weren't wrong - I need info on Team R. They've pulled too much shit. Bring them in, or beat it out of them. You complete that? You win the mission, fuckin' congrats. You lose? I'm stripping you of all your points - and then you get to see what happens to the losers."
Cyprien: (( I like how he was Red-Haired Man the entire session ))

Nokia:
so eh was

Nokia:
"Uhhhh....wait! Jet, we already got Fifi on that! You're really gonna put this on them??"

Red-Haired Man:
"She can just keep fuckin' around for a while then, god knows she's enjoying it. You want her to be happy, don'tcha, loverboy?" He shuts off his phone again for a moment, then turns to Cy, "What do you say? You accept? There's no backing out if you do. Don't, and.. Well, let's just say your friend and Cath might be housemates for a bit."

Morgan:
"I really don't like playing this game, Cy, but..."

Cyprien:
"We accept. I promised I'd help you guys get info on that Team R anyway."
Cyprien: (( And I assume we can wrap it up there. ))
Butts is disconnected.
Cyprien: (( Also I yell at Bangs to go make sure Belle is alright because I'm sorta still trapped behind fire worm of death ))

Renee:
aight you guys have fun

Cyprien:
Are you gonna bitch out on us? :V

Renee:
I'm dead

Red-Haired Man:
"Good." He pats you on the shoulder, "Oh, and one more thing...Fair warning. If Cath dies, doesn't matter how much Chase begs or who he sends this way - the whole damn city wouldn't be able to stop me."

Red-Haired Man:
you ain't dead bitch

Red-Haired Man:
not until i kill you

Renee:
well you better fkn catch me then

Red-Haired Man:
this is a two story building u dipshit

Renee:
I do not accept there being an elevator in a two story building

Red-Haired Man:
well like, two and a half, you know how those things go

White Belle:
what, you expect me to climb stairs? like a PEASANT?

Renee:
This is the worst suicide attempt of all time

White Belle:
Someone may just catch you, though.

Renee:
Is this really only a 2 story building I'm fkn pissed

Cyprien:
Cy's mask burns away so he can look the deputy in the eye, "If she died, I don't think any of us would blame you." He looks over at the elevator, "I...should probably go let her know you're not gonna kill her..." Cy then looks back to Red-Haired Man, "We'll get this Team R. We'll set things right."
Thrice:
it was even described as such
Thrice:
last session

Renee:
a month ago maybe
Thrice:
Did u actually jimple jample

Cyprien:
"...how do I...get to the elevator...?"

Renee:
I WOULD HAVE

Renee:
So wait were we -on- the second floor
Thrice:
yes
Thrice:
you coulda made a portal to a higher building

Renee:
so there -was- no up button on the elevaot

Renee:
tor
Thrice:
like on the side of it
Cyprien: (( Is she on the roof? ))
Thrice:
there probably is a roof level yes
Cyprien: (( Can I reach the elevator or did you completely fuck that shit up? Like if I'm careful? ))
Cyprien: (( I have to get to you in canon. ))
Renee: (( Well it was only there to cover her tracks, it would have been dispelled by now ))
Cyprien: (( Oh, okay cool. ))

Cyprien:
"You have my word, deputy! Don't know what that's worth but I'll do my best!"
Renee: (( I just have to like, think things through from her perspective ))
Renee: (( I guess roof level could be a thing ))

Cyprien:
Cy dings his way up to the roof level
Thrice:
>not even donging
Cyprien: (( Dong is when the door opens, obv ))
Renee: (( Leave door closed pls ))

Cyprien:
"Renee...!"

Bangs:
please don't hurt me mr crazy man

Renee:
Renee is a fucking wreck

Fire-Phazed Sandworm:
oh and this boi dissolves into light

Fire-Phazed Sandworm:
which cascades down like grains of sand, littering the floor

Fire-Phazed Sandworm:
which looks really cool but will probably be a bitch to clean up

Renee:
She had completely forgotten that this building was so smol and has kind of been surveying her options

Renee:
but has not been able to work up the courage/portal energy to do it

Red-Haired Man:
Mr. crazy man yeets himself out a fuckin' window cause that's how real rudies exit a building

Red-Haired Man:
boardfirst

Renee:
There's some words written on the ground that she smudges with her foot when she sees you coming

Cyprien:
"Renee...it's me..." he slowly approaches the girl, keeping a safe distance from her just in case she goes crazy so as not to startle her.

Cyprien:
"It's just me...Morgan's fine..."

Morgan:
Meanwhile, Morgan: "yo can u make me any more of those martinis"
Cyprien: (( He's real fine, I guess. ))

Renee:
"C- ngh, cy...?? Get away, he- h-he-e's going to... I'm g-..."

Cyprien:
"He's not going to do anything...I told you, it's just me..."

Renee:
yo I left you a phone tho

Renee:
how you gonna pass that up
Cyprien: (( I don't care about the phone I just care about you rn gurl ))

Arkain:
the phone is for his side hoes

Renee:
"I-i just want to go home! Why does it have to be so hard?"

Cyprien:
"I know...I mean...I don't know the answer to that...but I know how you feel..."

Renee:
"I'm just making things worse by being around...!"

Cyprien:
Cy shakes his head, "Renee...I'd be sitting in a jail cell for who knows how long if it weren't for you...I know things are bad, I know things are...well, really scary, honestly..." He takes a step closer, "But right now, we're all we've got right now. I'm depending on you and Morgan for this...in the end you're who I have on my side...and you have us."

Cyprien:
"And neither of us are gonna let anything happen to you..."

Renee:
Renee stumbles into him, and mumbles "thank you" beween sobs

Cyprien:
Cy hugs the girl tightly, "We'll get out of this, together..."

Renee:
will we tho
Thrice:
nice
Thrice:
No you're all gonna double dog die.

White Belle:
i will flay you alive and sell your organs on the black market
Cyprien: (( Yeah, she is. ))

White Belle:
or the white market, who the fuck is gonna say no to me
Cyprien: (( But I gave Renee a big hug. ))

Renee:
I rly appreciated it

Cyprien:
I gotchu boo

Renee:
god damn Jetlag does not fuck around

Cyprien:
I TOLD YOU.

Renee:
not that I was EXPECTING him to? But ?????

Cyprien:
I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE STAIRS BRO

White Belle:
shouldn't have been the little girl

White Belle:
Jet HATES the little girls

Renee:
How the fuck did he FIND us

White Belle:
except Rita, she gets a pass

White Belle:
He knew Black Belle rescued you

White Belle:
and tracked down Shades

White Belle:
then beat the info out of ihm

Renee:
are the homies okay??

White Belle:
because like

Cyprien:
Probably not.

White Belle:
it''s fucking Shades

White Belle:
what is he going to DO

Cyprien:
I told Bangs to check on Belle

Cyprien:
But not the other guys

Renee:
fuck

Renee:
just in general

Renee:
"fuck"

Renee:
he has every goddamn right to kick my teeth in

Renee:
but I can't just let him kick my teeth in

Renee:
I need my teeth

Renee:
how're Belle's teeth looking

White Belle:
her teeth are probably okay

White Belle:
but this dress, too, is ruined

Cyprien:
I got the Renee brownie points tho

White Belle:
this time by splinters

Cyprien:
I stepped in front of you and didn't get thrown

White Belle:
also the entire fucking potted TREE she keeps in her living room

Renee:
yea that was badass

Cyprien:
And then Morgan just fucking SUCKER PUNCHES HIM IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD

Renee:
I wasn't ready for that

Red-Haired Man:
y'all got some good moments in, I'm glad

Renee:
that was a hell of a punch

Red-Haired Man:
neither was I I had no idea the lad suddenly had 5 strength lmao

Red-Haired Man:
Or that I'd roll like a bumberfuck

Renee:
I'm going to attempt to run the monastery before the reset

Renee:
attempt.