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15:23:23 < a> hahaha were you there when we got on the topic of hookers in bangkok and Thailand?  I think that was when me and briggs drove to lunch, omg,
                   he knows more than I do lol
15:24:39 < a> I like lollipop , lollipop is my favorite, watch out for circus, nothing but dirty ladyboys haha
15:32:39 < r> Heh. awesome. I don't think I was in the car at that point.
15:32:51 < r> I'm not surprised S has some background there. :)
15:33:01 < r> From what I can tell, he hasn't always been so 'even keel'.
15:46:43 < l> I use adium and lync.
15:47:17 < l> and hookers, thailand, phillipines, singapore.....
15:48:43 < l> not that I would do "that"…. but singapore was awesome.  Took hunkleberry out on the town and he was looking to get laid, so the 1st class
                    was trying to get us some ladies, and they were guys, huckleberry didn't believe it, then when he grabbed a crotchful of balls he started
                    beating the shit out of the hooker he grabbed.
15:49:12 < l> Sinapore cops showed up because a nice brawl ensued.  once the cops realized they hookers were men, they started beating the shit out of them
                    and let us go.
15:49:33 < r> lol. wow.
15:49:39 < r> sounds like a good time.
15:49:45 < l> apparently it's illegal to be a woman if you are a man in singapore.
15:49:59 < l> AND a hooker to boot.
15:51:00 < a> that is hilarious, no they beat up the lady boys eh?  how very non-PC haha
15:51:25 < l> Singapore is a religious dictatorship...
15:52:00 < a> well since nearly all ladyboys in asia are hookers, allegedly....  hahaha that sounds horrible I never want to go there, sounds way to clean
15:52:45 < a> I like dirty cheap odd and bizzare corners of the world, and any place with warm islands or nice ski resorts
15:53:27 < l> singapore is clean.  they arrested a group of 10 of us for one dumbass throwing a cigarette butt in the street.
15:53:49 < a> i wish they would do that here haha
15:54:00 < l> I put mine out in the proper receptacle.  that dumbass disregarded the briefing we got about not littering.
15:54:05 < l> even the slums are clean
15:58:40 < l> cost him $1,500 equivalent in fines.
15:59:07 < r> sounds like the cops need more fires to fight if they have time to bust someone for a cig butt.
15:59:21 < l> one reason it's sooooo clean
15:59:42 < l> but it's tiny.  24 miles across I think.
15:59:56 < l> If memory serves and no I didn't look at wikpedia.
16:01:22 < l> so probably not a lot of "rule breakers" unless you get dumbass foreigners who flick cigarette butts on the ground when told by their
                    superiors to "NOT LITTER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES"
16:19:41 < a> how to arresst 10 people for 1 crime?  eff that ehite
16:20:17 < a> oahu is 24 miles across too but it feels much bigger
16:20:34 < a> at its thinest anyway
17:09:28 < j> interesting convo this morning
17:10:16 < amy> lovely conversation.
17:10:27 < j> heh
17:10:28 < amy> yo, right here.
17:10:37 < l> like the customer beating the dead horse….  it's not gonna get up and walk away no matter how hard you pound on it.
17:11:03 < l> what doesn't everyone have a 'bad hooker' story?  :)
17:12:15 < j> pretty sure thats a No
17:12:56 < l> awww…… too bad.
17:13:24 < j> nah
17:13:32 < j> im happy to not have any stories like that
17:14:55 < amy> yeah that's not the half of it. I can do the lecture.
17:15:10 < amy> later though.
17:18:12 < l> @j: no military service I take it?

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17:24:50 < l> damn, and I thought the conversation wouldn't get any better...
17:25:25 < l> but I have never been with a hooker…. though I was dragged to enough brothels while I was Haze Grey and Underway.
17:32:03 < a> thats a no J?  aweeee
17:32:16 < a> what about good hooker stories
17:32:31 < a> I dont think I have any bad hooker stories actually
17:33:05 < l> WTF?  Who in their right mind would stay till 1am working on a document?!?
17:33:25 < a> oh was that food for people staying the night doing ot?  hahaha I just grabbed a beer and left
17:33:41 < a> I has confuse
17:34:38 < a> oh they had the hookers here until 1am?
17:34:41 < a> hehe
17:36:15 < a> the gogo girls in Thailand get tested every two weeks and aren't allowed to work in the gogo bar if they get stds, thats when they go out on
                   the street and charge 15 dolla to make holla instead of 45