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- 11/6/17 (1):
- 1. Molly is the nicest person on the server she can do no wrong
- 2. Molly is super pretty tbh
- 3. I hate driving.
- 11/6/17 (2):
- 4. Popheads is overly sensitive to a fault
- 5. I was catfished once and I didn't find out until I met them
- 6. Frlokln should get more credit for starting the rates era
- 11/8/17:
- 7. my cat died in 2010 and on its deathbed my mom suggested that i sing to it for some reason and the most emotional song i could think of was "Love The Way You Lie"
- 8. I was digging through my parent's files one time and I found REALLY explicit erotica that my dad had written for my mom. My parents chose that exact moment to come home so I just shovve it back in the box, but I bent it in half accidentally from shoving it in. I think that they knew that someone dug through it but never really brought it up and I still can't think about it without laughing.
- 9. my parents discovered my twitter and saw what i posted there (gay stuff, general rants/stuff that happened, even some mean stuff about them) and confronted me about it, i was completely speechless and i broke down, plus they grounded me for the entire year.
- 1/16/18:
- 10. I’ve had sex dreams about geekheads members
- 11. I was in rehab for 2 weeks because my parents discovered I do cocaine
- 12. i'm not enjoying hq trivia but i feel obligated to play it
- 1/18/18:
- 13. One time Ghost-Quartet commented on the sub that he takes it personally when people downvote his opinions. I replied and told him it's just the opinion of people on the internet, who cares. TheNealCutter replied to me that it's easy to say. Ever since then, I've made it a point to downvote both of their's comments whenever I see them. I'm glad Ghost's rate flopped.
- 14. the only time someone caught me masturbating was in college when my roommate came back in the room because they forgot their book for class
- 15. I miss sky and I think it's time to unban him
- 1/21/18:
- 16. one time when I was like 13 I went on vacation with my family and we all had to share this one large bedroom and I slept on the floor with my sister next to me. And I was really horny so I jerked off silently under the covers when my whole family was asleep
- 17. I may or may not have made a couple of the Geekheads on The Sims
- 18. I'm just really lonely
- 2/8/18:
- 19. i masturbated on a bus this week
- 20. Once I was having a sexual encounter with someone (penis did not enter anything) and in the heat of the moment, he came on my pants. He had a towel on hand but it didnt get out the smell, but i left anyway cause I didnt want to be awkward. But since I was going home I decided to stop at mcdonalds and get a cheeseburger and pat dry the pickle on a napkin and then rub the pickle over my shorts (and my hands) to get rid of the smell.
- 21. sometimes if I have a really heavy period I will sleep in adult diapers :smiley:
- 3/29/18:
- 22. In 7th grade I tried out for my school's musical. Unlink last year, this year we had to audition. Most people sang the national anthem (not Lana's) but I was no basic bitch so I was gonna pick my own song. I mainly listened to female vocalists but I thought I'd go with a guy cause it would fit my voice better. This song was popular at the moment and I liked it so I picked it. I walk into my audition and sing my rendition of Dynamite by Taoi Cruz but I sing it acapella. The teacher had wide eyes throughout my entire performance (I sang the first verse, pre-chorus and then the chorus). After that we didnt have any more auditions
- 23. One time when I was younger I had a pretty nice babysitter. I was really curious and then I found a pair of scissors in my parent's bathroom, and cut my own hair. My babysitter ended up getting fired but they never knew it wasnt her
- 24. When I'm at home I rarely wear any clothes so if I'm on discord at home just know that I am talking to you while completely nude.
- 4/2/18:
- 25. I was going to leave all my Discord servers until geekheads apprentice and I really enjoyed it
- 26. one time in 8th grade my history teacher was wearing leggings and looked hot so i jerked off through my jean pockey and finished and everything and i thought no one saw it until like 2 years later someone mentioned it to me and then i realized everyone saw me jerk off in class
- 27. I once cried listening to talk dirty by jason derulo
- 6/26/18:
- 28. I’ve had sex with a (former) popheads mod
- 29. I just had a short relationship with a sugar daddy. I hit him up bc I need money then he called me the love of his life 2 hours after we started talking and told people I was his FIANCÉE! So I decided to cut off the relationship before receiving any money and getting to a point of no return. He then sent an assay e-mail (attached) about how much he loves me! It took a whole day of trying to calm him down until he finally accepted that it's over.
- 30. when I first started on popheads one of the first people I noticed was skiddos because I thought his flair (crying selena) and name were funny so I chose the crying selena flair as my first flair because of him :smiley:
- 8/31/18:
- 31. franklin is a thoughtful, smart cookie
- 32. Lime is underratedly funny and even though he doesn't talk much his quality messages to total messages ratio is like 1:1
- 33. Cummy is my favorite person and most best friend in the world
- 10/22/18:
- 34. I had a sex dream about Naps
- 35. There are people in this server who are very hypocritical about boundaries in terms of joking about things
- 36. every time someone who is not under age posts a selfie, i imagine eating their ass
- 11/13/18:
- 37. I once masturbated and came while in the water of the ocean on a family vacation, just feet away from my brother
- 38. I wish I could pack up, delete everyone from my contacts, delete all social media, discord, reddit account, move to the deep woods so I can live and masturbate as loud as I want and not be disturbed ever again
- 39. I once attemped to get sleep paralysis multiple times in order to see if I could turn my sleep paralysis into a lucid dream. I eventually gave up trying to turn my entire dreams around, but I did manage to flirt with the sleep paralysis demon and almost do nasty things with it. Imagination is weird.
- 11/30/18:
- 40. i once peed on the floor at the grocery store i would later work at. i was 16
- 41. I was totally convinced that Leaf was a black man until he posted a selfie
- 42. Someone on discord wanted me to be their boyfriend and it made me very uncomfortable
- 1/4/19:
- 43. My first real kiss literally happened this week at midnight on new year's with a boy who seemed really cute
- 44. When I was a toddler I would piss in toy bricks and drink it
- 45. My grandma got put in the hospital for heart failure and i'm kinda glad it might be over for her so she can stop suffering
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