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  1. Yesterday
  2. [Ayer Gafa]
  3. 11:10pm
  4. You should learn t' knock.
  5. [You]
  6. 11:11pm
  7. Well I didn' expect to see you wandering around in your manpanties! I figured you would've just been sitting there getting high or something.
  8. [Ayer Gafa]
  9. 11:11pm
  10. I was
  11. In my "manpanties"
  12. Which I can do
  13. Cause it's my house.
  14. [You]
  15. 11:12pm
  16. ... Technically it's not a house but yes
  17. And yeah I'm... gonna knock from now on. Cos I don' wanna walk in on you fapping or getting it in the butt from a spy or whatever other retina-searing activities might go on in there.
  18. [Ayer Gafa]
  19. 11:16pm
  20. ...hey now.
  21. Wot would you know?
  22. [You]
  23. 11:17pm
  24. Nothin' at all.
  25. [Ayer Gafa]
  26. 11:19pm
  27. Weirdo. Takin' pictures'a me.
  28. Yer as bad as Joey.
  29. [You]
  30. 11:19pm
  31. Pffbth, am not! Not like I was -trying- to get a pic like that...
  32. [Ayer Gafa]
  33. 11:20pm
  34. Sure surree.
  35. [You]
  36. 11:21pm
  37. If I wanted a pic like that I would've just tore your clothes off an' taken one. Or something.
  38. [Ayer Gafa]
  39. 11:22pm
  40. Yeh nah.
  41. [You]
  42. 11:23pm
  43. Okay maybe not. You're stronger than me and have longer arms anyways, I wouldn' be able to reach or anything.
  44. [Ayer Gafa]
  45. 11:23pm
  46. Nope.
  47. Only let one person pick on me 'sides.
  48. [You]
  49. 11:26pm
  50. Yeah but I still pick on you sometimes anyways, right~?
  51. [Ayer Gafa]
  52. 11:28pm
  53. Shrug Ain't even mad.
  54. [You]
  55. 11:28pm
  56. Yeah, yeah, I know. Or you would've gotten rid of me looong ago.
  57. And, Laszlo...? 'M sorry I haven' been coming out to see you, I always mean to but then I end up sidetracked or feeling embarrassed and stuff...
  58. [Ayer Gafa]
  59. 11:30pm
  60. Nah, love, it's fine. Been sorta caught up in me own little bullocks as well.
  61. [You]
  62. 11:31pm
  63. Everything okay...? By the way, do you like chocolate cherries? Cos 'm making a bunch of cherry chocolate cupcakes for Valentine's for the team and I was gonna bring you some special to apologize.
  64. [Ayer Gafa]
  65. 11:32pm
  66. 'm alright heh... been better than I've been in a long time in recent days. 'n no need t' apologize but yes I do
  67. [You]
  68. 11:33pm
  69. That's good to hear. And I'll bring you the first dozen then, you can tell me if they're good enough or not. Not like this team is that picky though, heh.
  70. [Ayer Gafa]
  71. 11:35pm
  72. Heh nor 'm I. 'n if I don' eat 'em, Joey will. He's a despicable food thief.
  73. [You]
  74. 11:36pm
  75. Pff, so you've told me. Ah well, he'll just get fat and chunky and then we can roll him at the BLUs and he'll crush them like that ball in Indiana Jones.
  76. [Ayer Gafa]
  77. 11:36pm
  78. ...yes.
  79. Fat Spy.
  80. I dunno he's got a wicked metabolism though. He dragged me t' the waffle house the other day 'n I was sure e was gonna but himself in a food coma.
  81. [You]
  82. 11:38pm
  83. Jeezus. What'd he eat, just waffles and eggs and sausage or whatever? Blegh, all that syrup would make me sick...
  84. [Ayer Gafa]
  85. 11:39pm
  86. He likes those creamshot things.
  87. Too sweet fer my tastes
  88. But try tellin' him no. He rolls his eyes S'like a challenge.
  89. [You]
  90. 11:40pm
  91. ... snrk Creamshot.
  92. [Ayer Gafa]
  93. 11:40pm
  94. I know.
  95. I laughed.
  96. And got the death glare.
  97. [You]
  98. 11:41pm
  99. I'd laugh too. Maybe I'll break the ice with him like that... 'Hey, Spy, so I heard you like creamshots~?'
  100. Dirty jokes aside, can't say I've had one of those... but me and challenges, I never back down. Probably would end up making myself sick, 's a good thing we don' really know each other. We'd be fighting back and forth like cats and dogs.
  101. [Ayer Gafa]
  102. 11:42pm
  103. Probably.
  104. He likes me 'n we fight
  105. Alot.
  106. Like...all the time.
  107. [You]
  108. 11:44pm
  109. Heh, kinda like we used to? But with less shaving cream?
  110. [Ayer Gafa]
  111. 11:44pm
  112. Nah. We never hit eachother.
  113. [You]
  114. 11:45pm
  115. Maybe I will talk to him. Might as well get to know the newer team members and stuff right? Been sorta slacking on that lately...
  116. [Ayer Gafa]
  117. 11:49pm
  118. Heh. He can be a bit coarse. Jes' lettin' ya know.
  119. Today
  120. [You]
  121. 12:04am
  122. Heh, so can I. We'll be good.
  123. [Ayer Gafa]
  124. 12:05am
  125. Heh suit yourself. Jes' wotever ya do, don't call him a liar.
  126. [You]
  127. 12:07am
  128. ... What's that do?
  129. [Ayer Gafa]
  130. 12:13am
  131. Heh he blows up like TNT.
  132. He rubs his jaw thoughtfully Yeh... avoid that.
  133. [You]
  134. 12:13am
  135. ... Maybe I'll just watch someone else do it from afar, heh. And try to avoid slippin' and doing that.
  136. Why's he get so upset about that?
  137. [Ayer Gafa]
  138. 12:15am
  139. He's jes' really
  140. really
  141. REALLY
  142. hot blooded.
  143. [You]
  144. 12:19am
  145. ... Oh god, tryin' really hard not t' bust out into song and stuff. Heheheh. Damn recurring jokes.
  146. S'pose that comes from him being a Cajun though right? They're all full of spice.
  147. Just got a bit of attitude around them in a way.
  148. [Ayer Gafa]
  149. 12:20am
  150. Yeh. He... gets on spectacularly with Ayer.
  151. When they're not beatin' the tar outta one another.
  152. [You]
  153. 12:21am
  154. ... Hmf, better not be beatin' on your body...
  155. [Ayer Gafa]
  156. 12:21am
  157. ...eh.
  158. [You]
  159. 12:22am
  160. You know I don' like seeing you roughed up. 'Specially when Ayer has something to do with it.
  161. [Ayer Gafa]
  162. 12:22am
  163. Things have been better since I been able t' let him out. Joseph keeps an eye.
  164. Sometimes things get outta hand.
  165. He shrugs
  166. [You]
  167. 12:26am
  168. Eeeh... alright. I mean, you seem okay and everything... so I s'pose I can't really complain, right?
  169. [Ayer Gafa]
  170. 12:34am
  171. Nah.. he gets kinda... over the top? Sometimes. When I step over the line or wotever..
  172. But it's fine.
  173. [You]
  174. 12:41am
  175. Hmm... alright, just... lemme know if you have trouble. Probably too damn protective of you for my own good, heh.
  176. [Ayer Gafa]
  177. 12:44am
  178. Well that makes two'a ya.
  179. [You]
  180. 12:49am
  181. Heh... with how much you've got people lookin' out for you and caring about you it's a wonder you still get hurt all the time.
  182. [Ayer Gafa]
  183. 12:50am
  184. Oh wotdya mean "all the time"?
  185. [You]
  186. 12:52am
  187. I dunno, just seems like every time I turn around you're tellin' me about someone beatin' up on you or the latest time you got hurt. 'M always worried about you cos of that.
  188. [Ayer Gafa]
  189. 12:53am
  190. Bah yer exaggeratin'.
  191. Sides 's sorta in the job description.
  192. [You]
  193. 12:57am
  194. Yeah... but not for ceasefire. We're not s'posed to get hurt then. She smiles Doesn' stop most of us though, huh?
  195. [Ayer Gafa]
  196. 12:58am
  197. Exactly.
  198. [You]
  199. 12:59am
  200. Ah well... just don' get too beat up and I won' have to kick anyone's ass, 'kay? She nudges him a little playfully
  201. [Ayer Gafa]
  202. 12:59am
  203. Heh nah I got a bitchy attack Spook 'n a bad case'a split personality fer that He chuckles and shrugs
  204. [You]
  205. 1:01am
  206. Hahah, an attack Spook? D'you keep 'im chained up in the yard to scare off Scouts from trespassin' or somethin'?
  207. [Ayer Gafa]
  208. 1:02am
  209. Heheh nah he stays in the house
  210. He does jump on the furniture 'n steal food though... 'n he's kinda a biter when ya get t' wrestlin' with im.
  211. [You]
  212. 1:03am
  213. Pfft, he better not ever try t' bite me, I'll take a chunk out of 'im. She smirks When you put it like that, he sure does sound canine. Silly Spy.
  214. [Ayer Gafa]
  215. 1:05am
  216. Heh well he gets along better with Seamus than he does me.
  217. [You]
  218. 1:08am
  219. Hah. Maybe I will get to know th' Spook then, I mean it can't hurt right? Even if I end up not likin' him we can't fight, company rules.
  220. [Ayer Gafa]
  221. 1:10am
  222. Yeh heh.
  223. I kinda broke those recently
  224. Kanyeshrug
  225. [You]
  226. 1:10am
  227. Awwwwww, Laszlo's bein' a bad boooooy~ She grins widely What'd you do?
  228. [Ayer Gafa]
  229. 1:12am
  230. Eh made some rapist Demo eat 'er own guts. Shrug
  231. [You]
  232. 1:17am
  233. Ahh. Rapist Demo...? Didn' hear anything about that, what happened?
  234. [Ayer Gafa]
  235. 1:23am
  236. Jes' some little twat thought she could take advantage'a me while I was weak
  237. So I made her eat her own colon.
  238. [You]
  239. 1:24am
  240. ... Pfft, ahh. Yeah not a good idea, cos even when you're weak you can still whoop someone. Either you or Ayer.
  241. [Ayer Gafa]
  242. 1:26am
  243. Mhm. Bitch.
  244. [You]
  245. 1:27am
  246. She snuggles up to keep warm Hope she learned her lesson. 'S stupid of her, why would you try t' do that shit? I mean it might work on the general populace but, we're mercs. Doesn' work like that, too strung out.
  247. [Ayer Gafa]
  248. 1:28am
  249. He blinks and pats her back a bit Eh she's batshit.
  250. [You]
  251. 1:29am
  252. She doesn' come around any more, does she? I'll whoop her myself if she does. Tryin' t' touch on you and shit... bah.
  253. [Ayer Gafa]
  254. 1:30am
  255. Nah I don' think so.
  256. Sides, Joseph's all pissed off bout it. Broke his fuckin hand beatin' on a tree over it.
  257. [You]
  258. 1:32am
  259. Oof, is he okay...? Did someone look at that for him? She wiggles her fingers a bit, thinking about breaking a hand always made her cringe
  260. [Ayer Gafa]
  261. 1:34am
  262. Yeh Laine set it 'n let him use the dispenser in her garage.
  263. [You]
  264. 1:43am
  265. That's good. Man, how hard he must've hit that tree, yeowch...
  266. [Ayer Gafa]
  267. 1:43am
  268. Well I dunno if it was how hard or how often. He hit it a shit ton.
  269. [You]
  270. 1:48am
  271. Yeah, 's possible it just fractured a little bit and wore down in a way until it broke. Hmm. Either way, jeez. I've never hit anything that hard in my life.
  272. never hit anything that hard in my life.
  273. [Ayer Gafa]
  274. 1:50am
  275. Joseph's got a temper. 'n he's real explosive. Kinda violent.
  276. [You]
  277. 1:54am
  278. He sounds like it. Ah well... he seems a decent enough Spy so who cares what his temper is, y'know?
  279. [Ayer Gafa]
  280. 1:57am
  281. Heh s'pose so... he's top tier, seems like.
  282. [You]
  283. 2:16am
  284. Could always be worse, in any case, heh. She stretches a little, her spine popping in the process So... aside from all that mess, what else have you been up to...? Just Spies n' rape Demos?
  285. [Ayer Gafa]
  286. 2:20am
  287. Heh nah. Been visitin' with me family 'n such. Talkin' t' me mum on'a phone. Gettin' bitched at my dad.
  288. [You]
  289. 2:22am
  290. Your dad bitches at everyone. She grins. I should bug 'im more... just amusin' shenanigans to pass the time.
  291. [Ayer Gafa]
  292. 2:22am
  293. No no no
  294. Not my father
  295. My dad.
  296. [You]
  297. 2:23am
  298. Ohhh, the other one? Ohhhhhh... my mistake, whoops. She bows her head sheepishly Flynn though, 'm still gonna bug 'im. Just cos.
  299. [Ayer Gafa]
  300. 2:27am
  301. Heh yeh. Dad's always kinda.. disliked me.
  302. [You]
  303. 2:33am
  304. Think you told me about that before, maybe... She leans against him a bit. How's your mum though? Alright?
  305. [Ayer Gafa]
  306. 2:34am
  307. Um... not so great. Jes' been sick a lot. She's 90 though so... yeh.
  308. [You]
  309. 2:35am
  310. Oof, woooow... s'pose I should have seen that coming though, since you've been workin' here so long and... wow, 90... I hope she'll be alright, is she still sick now?
  311. [Ayer Gafa]
  312. 2:46am
  313. Eurk meant t' say 80. She was 20 when Flynn met 'er... heh...
  314. [You]
  315. 2:50am
  316. Hah.. 'n how old was he?
  317. [Ayer Gafa]
  318. 2:52am
  319. Well... was 60 years ago... 'n he's 100.
  320. [You]
  321. 2:53am
  322. So... probably around 40 then? Hah, your mum must've had a thing for older men back then, that's quite an age gap. Either that or he just likes young ladies~
  323. [Ayer Gafa]
  324. 2:54am
  325. Heh maybe a little'a both. I dunno heheh I jes' know she was uh... kinda giddy when I mentioned meetin' him even though.. hurrcentury old.
  326. [You]
  327. 2:56am
  328. Hah, yeah... she must've liked him a lot. Did th' two end up meeting again and stuff, sittin' down to talk or whatever?
  329. [Ayer Gafa]
  330. 2:57am
  331. ...I... dunno thet mum would quite get why he looks the same as he did 60 years ago
  332. [You]
  333. 2:57am
  334. Probably not... but then again, doesn' she ever wonder the same about you? You've been here quite a while.
  335. [Ayer Gafa]
  336. 3:04am
  337. She ain't seen me in years...
  338. [You]
  339. 3:14am
  340. ... You should go and see her, y'know. My only question is... what're you supposed to do with civvies when you deal with stuff like that...? I mean... 's pretty obvious you haven' changed. And you can't really bluff it off sayin' you've been using anti aging products or something, heh... She grins.
  341. [Ayer Gafa]
  342. 3:14am
  343. I.. really dunno... He shrugs helplessly and frowns But I know I gotta see 'er...
  344. [You]
  345. 3:16am
  346. Maybe see her and... sorta secretly explain things? Cos yeah, you've gotta, but... best thing to do might be just to tell the truth.
  347. [Ayer Gafa]
  348. 3:17am
  349. I uh... Flynn offered t' come... cause it'd be... more believable if he came I guess.
  350. [You]
  351. 3:18am
  352. Yeah... s'pose so, considering he's supposed to be as old as he is and... looks like a little boy in comparison. He looks like he could be her great grandson or somethin'.
  353. [Ayer Gafa]
  354. 3:19am
  355. Heh.. yeh he's only about 40 somethin' in appearance. 'n I'm still about 30.
  356. [You]
  357. 3:29am
  358. Man... bein' old like that and having your kid show up lookin' decades younger than they should be... and your lover on top of that, man that'd be weird as hell... can't imagine.
  359. [Ayer Gafa]
  360. 3:31am
  361. Nah me either, really... Geh Joey's almost as old as me mum. That's weird fuck...
  362. [You]
  363. 3:38am
  364. Heh, we can't really be too picky about age differences in our line of work... we're all over the place. At least with our real ages, anyways.
  365. [Ayer Gafa]
  366. 3:41am
  367. Yeh exactly. Joey's younger'n me in appearance anyways I think. Or maybe 'm ejs' more weathered. I dunno.
  368. [You]
  369. 3:47am
  370. Haven' the faintest. Either way 's all good, right? Doesn' matter what your age is.
  371. [Ayer Gafa]
  372. 3:48am
  373. Nah. Still gonna be mates with him. Even if he's a wanker.
  374. ... snrk Boy is he ever scared'a Flynn though
  375. [You]
  376. 3:49am
  377. Could say th' same about you. Wanker. She grins widely. Why...? Did he do somethin' to piss him off?
  378. [Ayer Gafa]
  379. 3:49am
  380. No. Not a thing. But I brought him over 'n... blimey he was a wreck.
  381. [You]
  382. 3:52am
  383. Just intimidated to hell...? I mean, yeah he's intimidating and all but, can't imagine why he'd be THAT scared. She shrugs a bit.
  384. [Ayer Gafa]
  385. 3:53am
  386. ...well he's ol' fashioned.
  387. Joey that is
  388. [You]
  389. 3:54am
  390. How so...? What, respectin' your elders or something?
  391. [Ayer Gafa]
  392. 3:54am
  393. ...y... y' do know Joey's my er... significant other right?
  394. [You]
  395. 3:55am
  396. Yeah, I know. 'S pretty obvious, you've got no grasp on subtlety. She smirks and pokes his side.
  397. [Ayer Gafa]
  398. 3:55am
  399. 'N you can be clueless so jes' checkin'.
  400. Meetin' me dad though. He was nervous. Was kinda funny
  401. "Yessuh" "Nosuh" "Thank ya suh"
  402. [You]
  403. 3:59am
  404. Pfft, give me a little credit, I'm not as clueless as you think I am. She pinches his side. Awww, poor Spook. Must've been shakin' in his suit lookin' up at him. Like bringin' home a skittish female, hah!
  405. [Ayer Gafa]
  406. 4:00am
  407. Heh nah it was like bringin' home some stupid high school boy t' meet a girl's big bloody daddy. It was too perfect. He was cleanin' his rifle when we came in.
  408. [You]
  409. 4:02am
  410. Haaaaah, oh god... probably thought he was gonna get shot or somethin', hahahaha~ What'd Flynn do then, nothin' out of the ordinary or was he freakin' him out on purpose?
  411. [Ayer Gafa]
  412. 4:04am
  413. He was doin' his usual stony silence an' long scrutinizing looks routine.
  414. [You]
  415. 4:05am
  416. Pfft, so the silly thing just worked himself into a frenzy over essentially nothin'?
  417. [Ayer Gafa]
  418. 4:07am
  419. Pretty much yep.
  420. Which is funny considerin' his cockyass "ain't scurred" attitude with everythin' else.
  421. [You]
  422. 4:08am
  423. Bet he just puts on a show t' hide how scared he really is of everything~ Still kinda feel bad for him though, I mean, if Flynn really wanted he could tie that string bean into a pretzel.
  424. Doesn' help with the 'don't be scared he's just Laszlo's dad' bit.
  425. [Ayer Gafa]
  426. 4:10am
  427. Heheh yeh. Flynn's a tall lean bloke but I've seen him sparrin' with BLU's Demo 'n... yeh... do not want.
  428. [You]
  429. 4:14am
  430. With a BLU Demo...? Ooh jeez... man, yeah don' ever let me spar with him. She shudders a bit. We were kinda discussin' that before, a tiny bit... just offhandedly once. Said somethin' about teachin' me bush medicine, how to aim better, sparring and stuff t' help me improve. Proooobably not a good idea...
  431. [Ayer Gafa]
  432. 4:15am
  433. Yeh I did it like
  434. Once
  435. Nope. Never again.
  436. I'm a snivelin' sheila but I don't like getting horribly slammed onto my bac-...er... beaten up.
  437. [You]
  438. 4:16am
  439. She winces. Oof... y'know at the same time though, I need the practice... I really need it. 'N maybe getting my ass bloodied up a few times will still work. Might be learnin' the hard way but at least I'm still learning, right?
  440. [Ayer Gafa]
  441. 4:17am
  442. Heh yeh I doubt he'd go as hard on you.
  443. [You]
  444. 4:20am
  445. I'm like... 5'5" or somethin' and like, a third his weight, I dunno... he'd crush me. Yeah I kinda doubt he'd really go that hard on me, hah, 'm not you. Not to mention I'm a girl, no one ever wants t' spar with me to begin with just cos of the whole 'don' hit females' bit.
  446. [Ayer Gafa]
  447. 4:22am
  448. Heh... well I'm a gimp 'n... er... well... stone blind in one eye... He shifts awkwardly
  449. [You]
  450. 4:23am
  451. ... Really? She tilts her head. Hmm... that makes two... which eye? And why didn' you tell me before...? Embarassed?
  452. [Ayer Gafa]
  453. 4:24am
  454. Cause who the fuck wants a half blind sniper? Ain't got any depth perception. Had t' relearn t' fire left handed.
  455. [You]
  456. 4:24am
  457. You're still a damn good Sniper either way... you only need one eye t' shoot through a scope. She slips her arms around his torso and hugs him tight in reassurance
  458. [Ayer Gafa]
  459. 4:26am
  460. Uh... heh no yer s'posed t' use both. But yeh... s'a miracle I ever make a fuckin' shot, especially with the bow. He lays a hand on her back and squeezes
  461. [You]
  462. 4:29am
  463. Well, shows how much I know then huh? I'm an awful shot either way. She continues to hug him lazily, yawning a bit. But either way, for havin' a blind spot like that you still do great work. Hell, I wish I could shoot like you, and I've got great vision in both eyes.
  464. [Ayer Gafa]
  465. 4:33am
  466. Well it doesn't much matter. Gotta bum knee too. Some mornin's Joey's gotta help me outta bed it's so bad. 'm dreaded the upcomin' yearly physical. I'm bloody screwed when they find out bout that shit. RED don't keep around "defunct" employees.
  467. [You]
  468. 4:35am
  469. She frowns and looks at him with a worried expression. To be honest... kinda surprised they didn' find out when they hired you. Maybe you can workaround, find some way to bribe them? I mean, you don' get in trouble, you do good work, they might as well keep you... Morde's a bit the same, his knees click and lock up on him like crazy and his back's givin' him shit, but they've kept him on.
  470. [Ayer Gafa]
  471. 4:37am
  472. No no no this is recent. This happened when I was at Arena b'fore uh... well... th' uh... hospital... only been out like 4 months... hadta relearn everythin'... ain't had a physical since b'fore th' incident.
  473. [You]
  474. 4:38am
  475. Ohhh... well, y'know... we have another employee who's got the same problem. All he can see is shapes, had it since before he was hired I think. And yet he's made his way through and still here. You can do the same. She smiles softly. What ended up happening...? How'd you get like that?
  476. [Ayer Gafa]
  477. 4:48am
  478. Took a rocket right int' me nest. Blew it all t' shreds 'n me along with it. Took shrapnel all through me right knee, missin' the bottom rib on either side, those got snapped clean off, punctured both lungs, broke my femur in the right leg, blinded me in the right eye... heh I could go on but long story short I dragged meself t' resupply 'n collapsed.
  479. Woke up on a gurney
  480. [You]
  481. 4:50am
  482. She grimaces sharply, frowning as she catalogues all the damage. She shudders at the mental image of how messed up he must have been. Jeezus christ... fuck, you're lucky to be alive after all that, wooow... did one of the Medics find you? Oww, god... damn I'm glad we're not on Arena here, jeezus.
  483. [Ayer Gafa]
  484. 4:51am
  485. Everyone was dead. I dunno who found me.
  486. [You]
  487. 4:52am
  488. Ahhhh... maybe a BLU took pity on you? I mean, there's no one else around except us mercs on the field, but someone had to've patched you up.
  489. [Ayer Gafa]
  490. 4:54am
  491. Well I made it back right as battle ended. Who knows? I certainly don't.
  492. [You]
  493. 4:57am
  494. I dunno... but methinks you owe someone your life. I doubt there's magical Arena ghosts patchin' dying Snipers up. In any case, 'm glad you're still around even if you are all busted up. She hugs him just a bit
  495. [Ayer Gafa]
  496. 4:58am
  497. Heh they didn't. The Docs at that shithole hospital did.
  498. Prolly why I still got a fuckin' ton'a shrapnel in me
  499. [You]
  500. 5:00am
  501. Probably... ooh man, if you ever see an MRI machine, -run-. Can't imagine how badly that'd shred you up. And... maybe th' vet Medic could try and get all that junk out of you? 'S worth a shot if it's fuckin' you up that bad, you can't die here.
  502. [Ayer Gafa]
  503. 5:02am
  504. Yeh maybe. 'n yeh. No MRIs. I'd probably explode.
  505. [You]
  506. 5:03am
  507. Hah, probably... wouldn' be fun in the slightest. Maybe t' watch, but then that's just cruel.
  508. [Ayer Gafa]
  509. 5:03am
  510. ...biiiitch.
  511. [You]
  512. 5:04am
  513. She sticks her tongue out and blows him a raspberry Nyeeeh.
  514. [Ayer Gafa]
  515. 5:12am
  516. Bahhh yerself.
  517. [You]
  518. 5:13am
  519. She grins and tries to tickle him, even though she knows full well he isn't remotely ticklish Blahblah, nyehnyeh~
  520. [Ayer Gafa]
  521. 5:14am
  522. He holds his arms out like 'come at me bro'
  523. [You]
  524. 5:15am
  525. Without further ado she pounces him, grabbing his shirt and trying to tug him about and wrestle Rawr!
  526. [Ayer Gafa]
  527. 5:16am
  528. Ah bloody he-! He simply goes over like a stone and curls up, playing opossum
  529. [You]
  530. 5:18am
  531. Aw c'mon you dork... don' you remember what happens when you do that anyways? She grins and crawls on top of him, plopping down comfortably and crossing her knees You get sat on~
  532. [Ayer Gafa]
  533. 5:20am
  534. Hnnnghhh He groans and squirms
  535. [You]
  536. 5:21am
  537. Hah, gotcha~! She wiggles her butt on him a bit and makes herself at home Not movin'~
  538. [Ayer Gafa]
  539. 5:33am
  540. Someone hellppp
  541. [You]
  542. 5:33am
  543. Nnnnnope, no escape~ She flops out on him, going dead weight
  544. [Ayer Gafa]
  545. 5:34am
  546. He huffs and goes limp, grumbling Nn
  547. [You]
  548. 5:35am
  549. You know, you really could jus' knock me off or somethin'. She pokes his cheek Too lazy t' bother~?
  550. [Ayer Gafa]
  551. 5:40am
  552. Grunt
  553. [You]
  554. 5:41am
  555. Lazy bastard. She rolls over and cuddles up on him, careful not to jab him with an elbow or something 'M getting tired... should I head back t' base or would you be okay with me spendin' a night here? I don' wanna be here and in the way if that Spy stays with you.
  556. [Ayer Gafa]
  557. 5:45am
  558. ...gnnn he'd prolly blow a gasket. He's the jealous type. I cen drive ya home though if ya like..
  559. [You]
  560. 5:48am
  561. Pfft. I've stayed here a million times, 's not like anything's gonna happen... I'd stay on the couch too an' not touch if it'd make him feel better. She rolls her eyes. Nah... I might as well walk. Don' wanna be a burden, 's too much hassle.
  562. [Ayer Gafa]
  563. 5:49am
  564. He'd still flip his shit. You've know fuckin' clue. he chuckles But no c'mon I cen drive ya
  565. 5:51am
  566. [You]
  567. 5:52am
  568. Nah, nah 's alright, I can walk it. I walked here, y'know. She looks at him mischeviously. Or maybe I should stay and spend the night in your bed just t' see him blow up like one of those bug-eye toys.
  569. [Ayer Gafa]
  570. 5:52am
  571. He'd beat the shit outta me 'n kill you.
  572. [You]
  573. 5:54am
  574. ... I'd like t' see him fuckin' try. I don't care what he does to me but if he lays a hand on you for some little bullshit I'll wring his scrawny neck myself.
  575. [Ayer Gafa]
  576. 5:56am
  577. Now now.
  578. [You]
  579. 5:58am
  580. She grumbles and buries her face against his chest. I will.
  581. [Ayer Gafa]
  582. 6:00am
  583. I know I know. He chuckles, rubbing her back briefly He's fine. Jes' the real jealous sort.
  584. [You]
  585. 6:01am
  586. ... Would he really do that, just because two friends're spendin' the night together...? She relaxes as he strokes her, her anger subsiding
  587. [Ayer Gafa]
  588. 6:03am
  589. He'd pitch a huge bloody fit 'n prolly kick you out... prolly break his hand again 'n shout my ear off.
  590. If he'd feelin' nice. I dunno. Kinda depends
  591. [You]
  592. 6:10am
  593. She frowns a bit. That's still a ridiculous overreaction. Maybe I should leave, then... don' wanna, I miss spendin' the night here, but... if he's gonna be all roid rage about it or something then yeah, I'll go. I don' want you getting hurt.
  594. [Ayer Gafa]
  595. 6:12am
  596. Heh yeh. I'll let 'im know bout it 'n that way he won't come home all bitchy from work 'n lose him mind over things bein' crowded.
  597. [You]
  598. 6:18am
  599. She clings to him a bit, she missed being able to spend time with him and she didn't want to end up having to leave so soon after she'd finally made it out. Yeah... so maybe we'll be able to some other time? If she doesn't think the idea is too outrageous?
  600. [Ayer Gafa]
  601. 6:19am
  602. Certainly. He's actually gone quite a bit... erm... so yeh one'a these nights. He smiles reassuringly. You cen come watch me get stoned 'n play games with th' other blokes.
  603. [You]
  604. 6:22am
  605. Pff, watch you get high? Why not join you? She smiles back at him. I'll pay you back for the cost of weed if you want, I don't wanna mooch or anything. But sounds like fun. I'll bring munchies, maybe~
  606. [Ayer Gafa]
  607. 6:23am
  608. Nah bring food 'n the weed's on me.
  609. Been playin' Minecraft...
  610. With Theo 'n Isaac
  611. 'n Theo's reaction t' creepers is almost as brilliant as his reaction t' the monster in Amnesia
  612. [You]
  613. 6:24am
  614. ... Her smile spreads into a devilish grin, and she starts making Creeper noises Ssssssssssssssss~
  615. [Ayer Gafa]
  616. 6:24am
  617. Ffff this is why I can't have nice things.
  618. [You]
  619. 6:25am
  620. Nnnnope~ Hah, but you've got a deal. Munchies for weed, 'n we'll have fun. Watchin' people play Minecraft is fun as hell.
  621. [Ayer Gafa]
  622. 6:27am
  623. Theo sucks at it. Isaac's a bloody genius he made this great ruddy fortress 'n then.. well Theo tried t' make a chandelier outta lava 'n glass 'n hang it in a wooden house
  624. But he didn't have enough glass for the top
  625. So he left it uncovered while he went fer more
  626. ... then he came back to a huge inferno.
  627. [You]
  628. 6:29am
  629. ... Woooooow. I am horribly, horribly disappointed. She snickers. I wouldn' EVER build a house out of wood just on principle, that's like askin' for it. But putting a big thing of lava out there at the same time, IN the wooden house...
  630. [Ayer Gafa]
  631. 6:30am
  632. ...yeeeppp.
  633. I could hear Isaac facepalmin' across the mike..
  634. [You]
  635. 6:35am
  636. Pffft, I can only imagine. She grins and rubs her cheek against him, then sits up and stretches, cracking her back loudly Rrngh... should probably be headin' out, d'you think...? Get back with some time t' spare...
  637. [Ayer Gafa]
  638. 6:38am
  639. Heh it's up t' you. 'm jes' waitin' round fer him t' get home. If I get t' bed 'n he gets home he whines at me.
  640. [You]
  641. 6:44am
  642. Hah... well I dunno if I wanna be caught here, 'specially sittin' on you like I am. She gestures, seated on his stomach with a leg on either side of him Or layin' on you. If he's as volatile as you make him sound I don' wanna be about, things could look wrong.
  643. [Ayer Gafa]
  644. 6:45am
  645. Yeehhhh he'd be pissed.
  646. [You]
  647. 6:50am
  648. Yeah, definitely. So... hnnngh, I don' wanna go... stupid Spy. She pouts, then lifts herself up off of him and looks for where she'd dropped her coat Gotta though, t' keep you safe. I don't want him beatin' up on you.
  649. [Ayer Gafa]
  650. 6:50am
  651. Eh I'll be fine. He picks on me too much 'n Ayer kicks his ass fer me.
  652. [You]
  653. 6:58am
  654. Hope so... heh, I will too. He shouldn' be beating up on you if he cares about you.
  655. [Ayer Gafa]
  656. 6:59am
  657. Eh i's fine. I know 'e loves me. He wrings his ringed hands together idly
  658. [You]
  659. 7:01am
  660. Yeah, but... I dunno, I feel one of those Dr. Phil moments comin' on... 'My yadda-yadda beats on me but I can't leave him' etc etc. She smirks Just wanna be sure you're okay.
  661. [Ayer Gafa]
  662. 7:02am
  663. Nn... yeh'm fine. I'm happy. I like him.
  664. [You]
  665. 7:05am
  666. Okay... but if you come to work with bruises don' give me any of that 'I fell down the stairs' or 'a doorknob hit me in the face' or somethin' silly, alright...? I'll know better. She finds her coat and slips it on, buttoning it halfway before coming over and briefly hugging him tight
  667. [Ayer Gafa]
  668. 7:07am
  669. He returns the brief hug and chuckled Yes mum course mum
  670. [You]
  671. 7:09am
  672. Nyeh nyeh nyeh, shuddup. 'M not your mum... still protective like one though. She sticks her tongue out at him then cuddles up, nuzzling at his chin for a moment before sitting up and breaking away from the embrace. I'll see you tomorrow, maybe...? If it's safe to come by?
  673. [Ayer Gafa]
  674. 7:09am
  675. Heh yeh. See ya t'morrow, love. Have a safe trip home.
  676. [You]
  677. 7:11am
  678. Alright, I will. You get some sleep when he shows up and be careful, okay? Seeya later. Wanker~ She wiggles her fingers at him and steps out into the cold, firmly shutting the door behind her before heading off
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