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- Yesterday
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 11:10pm
- You should learn t' knock.
- [You]
- 11:11pm
- Well I didn' expect to see you wandering around in your manpanties! I figured you would've just been sitting there getting high or something.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 11:11pm
- I was
- In my "manpanties"
- Which I can do
- Cause it's my house.
- [You]
- 11:12pm
- ... Technically it's not a house but yes
- And yeah I'm... gonna knock from now on. Cos I don' wanna walk in on you fapping or getting it in the butt from a spy or whatever other retina-searing activities might go on in there.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 11:16pm
- ...hey now.
- Wot would you know?
- [You]
- 11:17pm
- Nothin' at all.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 11:19pm
- Weirdo. Takin' pictures'a me.
- Yer as bad as Joey.
- [You]
- 11:19pm
- Pffbth, am not! Not like I was -trying- to get a pic like that...
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 11:20pm
- Sure surree.
- [You]
- 11:21pm
- If I wanted a pic like that I would've just tore your clothes off an' taken one. Or something.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 11:22pm
- Yeh nah.
- [You]
- 11:23pm
- Okay maybe not. You're stronger than me and have longer arms anyways, I wouldn' be able to reach or anything.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 11:23pm
- Nope.
- Only let one person pick on me 'sides.
- [You]
- 11:26pm
- Yeah but I still pick on you sometimes anyways, right~?
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 11:28pm
- Shrug Ain't even mad.
- [You]
- 11:28pm
- Yeah, yeah, I know. Or you would've gotten rid of me looong ago.
- And, Laszlo...? 'M sorry I haven' been coming out to see you, I always mean to but then I end up sidetracked or feeling embarrassed and stuff...
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 11:30pm
- Nah, love, it's fine. Been sorta caught up in me own little bullocks as well.
- [You]
- 11:31pm
- Everything okay...? By the way, do you like chocolate cherries? Cos 'm making a bunch of cherry chocolate cupcakes for Valentine's for the team and I was gonna bring you some special to apologize.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 11:32pm
- 'm alright heh... been better than I've been in a long time in recent days. 'n no need t' apologize but yes I do
- [You]
- 11:33pm
- That's good to hear. And I'll bring you the first dozen then, you can tell me if they're good enough or not. Not like this team is that picky though, heh.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 11:35pm
- Heh nor 'm I. 'n if I don' eat 'em, Joey will. He's a despicable food thief.
- [You]
- 11:36pm
- Pff, so you've told me. Ah well, he'll just get fat and chunky and then we can roll him at the BLUs and he'll crush them like that ball in Indiana Jones.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 11:36pm
- ...yes.
- Fat Spy.
- I dunno he's got a wicked metabolism though. He dragged me t' the waffle house the other day 'n I was sure e was gonna but himself in a food coma.
- [You]
- 11:38pm
- Jeezus. What'd he eat, just waffles and eggs and sausage or whatever? Blegh, all that syrup would make me sick...
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 11:39pm
- He likes those creamshot things.
- Too sweet fer my tastes
- But try tellin' him no. He rolls his eyes S'like a challenge.
- [You]
- 11:40pm
- ... snrk Creamshot.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 11:40pm
- I know.
- I laughed.
- And got the death glare.
- [You]
- 11:41pm
- I'd laugh too. Maybe I'll break the ice with him like that... 'Hey, Spy, so I heard you like creamshots~?'
- Dirty jokes aside, can't say I've had one of those... but me and challenges, I never back down. Probably would end up making myself sick, 's a good thing we don' really know each other. We'd be fighting back and forth like cats and dogs.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 11:42pm
- Probably.
- He likes me 'n we fight
- Alot.
- Like...all the time.
- [You]
- 11:44pm
- Heh, kinda like we used to? But with less shaving cream?
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 11:44pm
- Nah. We never hit eachother.
- [You]
- 11:45pm
- Maybe I will talk to him. Might as well get to know the newer team members and stuff right? Been sorta slacking on that lately...
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 11:49pm
- Heh. He can be a bit coarse. Jes' lettin' ya know.
- Today
- [You]
- 12:04am
- Heh, so can I. We'll be good.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 12:05am
- Heh suit yourself. Jes' wotever ya do, don't call him a liar.
- [You]
- 12:07am
- ... What's that do?
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 12:13am
- Heh he blows up like TNT.
- He rubs his jaw thoughtfully Yeh... avoid that.
- [You]
- 12:13am
- ... Maybe I'll just watch someone else do it from afar, heh. And try to avoid slippin' and doing that.
- Why's he get so upset about that?
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 12:15am
- He's jes' really
- really
- REALLY
- hot blooded.
- [You]
- 12:19am
- ... Oh god, tryin' really hard not t' bust out into song and stuff. Heheheh. Damn recurring jokes.
- S'pose that comes from him being a Cajun though right? They're all full of spice.
- Just got a bit of attitude around them in a way.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 12:20am
- Yeh. He... gets on spectacularly with Ayer.
- When they're not beatin' the tar outta one another.
- [You]
- 12:21am
- ... Hmf, better not be beatin' on your body...
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 12:21am
- ...eh.
- [You]
- 12:22am
- You know I don' like seeing you roughed up. 'Specially when Ayer has something to do with it.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 12:22am
- Things have been better since I been able t' let him out. Joseph keeps an eye.
- Sometimes things get outta hand.
- He shrugs
- [You]
- 12:26am
- Eeeh... alright. I mean, you seem okay and everything... so I s'pose I can't really complain, right?
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 12:34am
- Nah.. he gets kinda... over the top? Sometimes. When I step over the line or wotever..
- But it's fine.
- [You]
- 12:41am
- Hmm... alright, just... lemme know if you have trouble. Probably too damn protective of you for my own good, heh.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 12:44am
- Well that makes two'a ya.
- [You]
- 12:49am
- Heh... with how much you've got people lookin' out for you and caring about you it's a wonder you still get hurt all the time.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 12:50am
- Oh wotdya mean "all the time"?
- [You]
- 12:52am
- I dunno, just seems like every time I turn around you're tellin' me about someone beatin' up on you or the latest time you got hurt. 'M always worried about you cos of that.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 12:53am
- Bah yer exaggeratin'.
- Sides 's sorta in the job description.
- [You]
- 12:57am
- Yeah... but not for ceasefire. We're not s'posed to get hurt then. She smiles Doesn' stop most of us though, huh?
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 12:58am
- Exactly.
- [You]
- 12:59am
- Ah well... just don' get too beat up and I won' have to kick anyone's ass, 'kay? She nudges him a little playfully
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 12:59am
- Heh nah I got a bitchy attack Spook 'n a bad case'a split personality fer that He chuckles and shrugs
- [You]
- 1:01am
- Hahah, an attack Spook? D'you keep 'im chained up in the yard to scare off Scouts from trespassin' or somethin'?
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 1:02am
- Heheh nah he stays in the house
- He does jump on the furniture 'n steal food though... 'n he's kinda a biter when ya get t' wrestlin' with im.
- [You]
- 1:03am
- Pfft, he better not ever try t' bite me, I'll take a chunk out of 'im. She smirks When you put it like that, he sure does sound canine. Silly Spy.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 1:05am
- Heh well he gets along better with Seamus than he does me.
- [You]
- 1:08am
- Hah. Maybe I will get to know th' Spook then, I mean it can't hurt right? Even if I end up not likin' him we can't fight, company rules.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 1:10am
- Yeh heh.
- I kinda broke those recently
- Kanyeshrug
- [You]
- 1:10am
- Awwwwww, Laszlo's bein' a bad boooooy~ She grins widely What'd you do?
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 1:12am
- Eh made some rapist Demo eat 'er own guts. Shrug
- [You]
- 1:17am
- Ahh. Rapist Demo...? Didn' hear anything about that, what happened?
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 1:23am
- Jes' some little twat thought she could take advantage'a me while I was weak
- So I made her eat her own colon.
- [You]
- 1:24am
- ... Pfft, ahh. Yeah not a good idea, cos even when you're weak you can still whoop someone. Either you or Ayer.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 1:26am
- Mhm. Bitch.
- [You]
- 1:27am
- She snuggles up to keep warm Hope she learned her lesson. 'S stupid of her, why would you try t' do that shit? I mean it might work on the general populace but, we're mercs. Doesn' work like that, too strung out.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 1:28am
- He blinks and pats her back a bit Eh she's batshit.
- [You]
- 1:29am
- She doesn' come around any more, does she? I'll whoop her myself if she does. Tryin' t' touch on you and shit... bah.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 1:30am
- Nah I don' think so.
- Sides, Joseph's all pissed off bout it. Broke his fuckin hand beatin' on a tree over it.
- [You]
- 1:32am
- Oof, is he okay...? Did someone look at that for him? She wiggles her fingers a bit, thinking about breaking a hand always made her cringe
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 1:34am
- Yeh Laine set it 'n let him use the dispenser in her garage.
- [You]
- 1:43am
- That's good. Man, how hard he must've hit that tree, yeowch...
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 1:43am
- Well I dunno if it was how hard or how often. He hit it a shit ton.
- [You]
- 1:48am
- Yeah, 's possible it just fractured a little bit and wore down in a way until it broke. Hmm. Either way, jeez. I've never hit anything that hard in my life.
- never hit anything that hard in my life.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 1:50am
- Joseph's got a temper. 'n he's real explosive. Kinda violent.
- [You]
- 1:54am
- He sounds like it. Ah well... he seems a decent enough Spy so who cares what his temper is, y'know?
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 1:57am
- Heh s'pose so... he's top tier, seems like.
- [You]
- 2:16am
- Could always be worse, in any case, heh. She stretches a little, her spine popping in the process So... aside from all that mess, what else have you been up to...? Just Spies n' rape Demos?
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 2:20am
- Heh nah. Been visitin' with me family 'n such. Talkin' t' me mum on'a phone. Gettin' bitched at my dad.
- [You]
- 2:22am
- Your dad bitches at everyone. She grins. I should bug 'im more... just amusin' shenanigans to pass the time.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 2:22am
- No no no
- Not my father
- My dad.
- [You]
- 2:23am
- Ohhh, the other one? Ohhhhhh... my mistake, whoops. She bows her head sheepishly Flynn though, 'm still gonna bug 'im. Just cos.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 2:27am
- Heh yeh. Dad's always kinda.. disliked me.
- [You]
- 2:33am
- Think you told me about that before, maybe... She leans against him a bit. How's your mum though? Alright?
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 2:34am
- Um... not so great. Jes' been sick a lot. She's 90 though so... yeh.
- [You]
- 2:35am
- Oof, woooow... s'pose I should have seen that coming though, since you've been workin' here so long and... wow, 90... I hope she'll be alright, is she still sick now?
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 2:46am
- Eurk meant t' say 80. She was 20 when Flynn met 'er... heh...
- [You]
- 2:50am
- Hah.. 'n how old was he?
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 2:52am
- Well... was 60 years ago... 'n he's 100.
- [You]
- 2:53am
- So... probably around 40 then? Hah, your mum must've had a thing for older men back then, that's quite an age gap. Either that or he just likes young ladies~
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 2:54am
- Heh maybe a little'a both. I dunno heheh I jes' know she was uh... kinda giddy when I mentioned meetin' him even though.. hurrcentury old.
- [You]
- 2:56am
- Hah, yeah... she must've liked him a lot. Did th' two end up meeting again and stuff, sittin' down to talk or whatever?
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 2:57am
- ...I... dunno thet mum would quite get why he looks the same as he did 60 years ago
- [You]
- 2:57am
- Probably not... but then again, doesn' she ever wonder the same about you? You've been here quite a while.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 3:04am
- She ain't seen me in years...
- [You]
- 3:14am
- ... You should go and see her, y'know. My only question is... what're you supposed to do with civvies when you deal with stuff like that...? I mean... 's pretty obvious you haven' changed. And you can't really bluff it off sayin' you've been using anti aging products or something, heh... She grins.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 3:14am
- I.. really dunno... He shrugs helplessly and frowns But I know I gotta see 'er...
- [You]
- 3:16am
- Maybe see her and... sorta secretly explain things? Cos yeah, you've gotta, but... best thing to do might be just to tell the truth.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 3:17am
- I uh... Flynn offered t' come... cause it'd be... more believable if he came I guess.
- [You]
- 3:18am
- Yeah... s'pose so, considering he's supposed to be as old as he is and... looks like a little boy in comparison. He looks like he could be her great grandson or somethin'.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 3:19am
- Heh.. yeh he's only about 40 somethin' in appearance. 'n I'm still about 30.
- [You]
- 3:29am
- Man... bein' old like that and having your kid show up lookin' decades younger than they should be... and your lover on top of that, man that'd be weird as hell... can't imagine.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 3:31am
- Nah me either, really... Geh Joey's almost as old as me mum. That's weird fuck...
- [You]
- 3:38am
- Heh, we can't really be too picky about age differences in our line of work... we're all over the place. At least with our real ages, anyways.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 3:41am
- Yeh exactly. Joey's younger'n me in appearance anyways I think. Or maybe 'm ejs' more weathered. I dunno.
- [You]
- 3:47am
- Haven' the faintest. Either way 's all good, right? Doesn' matter what your age is.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 3:48am
- Nah. Still gonna be mates with him. Even if he's a wanker.
- ... snrk Boy is he ever scared'a Flynn though
- [You]
- 3:49am
- Could say th' same about you. Wanker. She grins widely. Why...? Did he do somethin' to piss him off?
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 3:49am
- No. Not a thing. But I brought him over 'n... blimey he was a wreck.
- [You]
- 3:52am
- Just intimidated to hell...? I mean, yeah he's intimidating and all but, can't imagine why he'd be THAT scared. She shrugs a bit.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 3:53am
- ...well he's ol' fashioned.
- Joey that is
- [You]
- 3:54am
- How so...? What, respectin' your elders or something?
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 3:54am
- ...y... y' do know Joey's my er... significant other right?
- [You]
- 3:55am
- Yeah, I know. 'S pretty obvious, you've got no grasp on subtlety. She smirks and pokes his side.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 3:55am
- 'N you can be clueless so jes' checkin'.
- Meetin' me dad though. He was nervous. Was kinda funny
- "Yessuh" "Nosuh" "Thank ya suh"
- [You]
- 3:59am
- Pfft, give me a little credit, I'm not as clueless as you think I am. She pinches his side. Awww, poor Spook. Must've been shakin' in his suit lookin' up at him. Like bringin' home a skittish female, hah!
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 4:00am
- Heh nah it was like bringin' home some stupid high school boy t' meet a girl's big bloody daddy. It was too perfect. He was cleanin' his rifle when we came in.
- [You]
- 4:02am
- Haaaaah, oh god... probably thought he was gonna get shot or somethin', hahahaha~ What'd Flynn do then, nothin' out of the ordinary or was he freakin' him out on purpose?
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 4:04am
- He was doin' his usual stony silence an' long scrutinizing looks routine.
- [You]
- 4:05am
- Pfft, so the silly thing just worked himself into a frenzy over essentially nothin'?
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 4:07am
- Pretty much yep.
- Which is funny considerin' his cockyass "ain't scurred" attitude with everythin' else.
- [You]
- 4:08am
- Bet he just puts on a show t' hide how scared he really is of everything~ Still kinda feel bad for him though, I mean, if Flynn really wanted he could tie that string bean into a pretzel.
- Doesn' help with the 'don't be scared he's just Laszlo's dad' bit.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 4:10am
- Heheh yeh. Flynn's a tall lean bloke but I've seen him sparrin' with BLU's Demo 'n... yeh... do not want.
- [You]
- 4:14am
- With a BLU Demo...? Ooh jeez... man, yeah don' ever let me spar with him. She shudders a bit. We were kinda discussin' that before, a tiny bit... just offhandedly once. Said somethin' about teachin' me bush medicine, how to aim better, sparring and stuff t' help me improve. Proooobably not a good idea...
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 4:15am
- Yeh I did it like
- Once
- Nope. Never again.
- I'm a snivelin' sheila but I don't like getting horribly slammed onto my bac-...er... beaten up.
- [You]
- 4:16am
- She winces. Oof... y'know at the same time though, I need the practice... I really need it. 'N maybe getting my ass bloodied up a few times will still work. Might be learnin' the hard way but at least I'm still learning, right?
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 4:17am
- Heh yeh I doubt he'd go as hard on you.
- [You]
- 4:20am
- I'm like... 5'5" or somethin' and like, a third his weight, I dunno... he'd crush me. Yeah I kinda doubt he'd really go that hard on me, hah, 'm not you. Not to mention I'm a girl, no one ever wants t' spar with me to begin with just cos of the whole 'don' hit females' bit.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 4:22am
- Heh... well I'm a gimp 'n... er... well... stone blind in one eye... He shifts awkwardly
- [You]
- 4:23am
- ... Really? She tilts her head. Hmm... that makes two... which eye? And why didn' you tell me before...? Embarassed?
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 4:24am
- Cause who the fuck wants a half blind sniper? Ain't got any depth perception. Had t' relearn t' fire left handed.
- [You]
- 4:24am
- You're still a damn good Sniper either way... you only need one eye t' shoot through a scope. She slips her arms around his torso and hugs him tight in reassurance
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 4:26am
- Uh... heh no yer s'posed t' use both. But yeh... s'a miracle I ever make a fuckin' shot, especially with the bow. He lays a hand on her back and squeezes
- [You]
- 4:29am
- Well, shows how much I know then huh? I'm an awful shot either way. She continues to hug him lazily, yawning a bit. But either way, for havin' a blind spot like that you still do great work. Hell, I wish I could shoot like you, and I've got great vision in both eyes.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 4:33am
- Well it doesn't much matter. Gotta bum knee too. Some mornin's Joey's gotta help me outta bed it's so bad. 'm dreaded the upcomin' yearly physical. I'm bloody screwed when they find out bout that shit. RED don't keep around "defunct" employees.
- [You]
- 4:35am
- She frowns and looks at him with a worried expression. To be honest... kinda surprised they didn' find out when they hired you. Maybe you can workaround, find some way to bribe them? I mean, you don' get in trouble, you do good work, they might as well keep you... Morde's a bit the same, his knees click and lock up on him like crazy and his back's givin' him shit, but they've kept him on.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 4:37am
- No no no this is recent. This happened when I was at Arena b'fore uh... well... th' uh... hospital... only been out like 4 months... hadta relearn everythin'... ain't had a physical since b'fore th' incident.
- [You]
- 4:38am
- Ohhh... well, y'know... we have another employee who's got the same problem. All he can see is shapes, had it since before he was hired I think. And yet he's made his way through and still here. You can do the same. She smiles softly. What ended up happening...? How'd you get like that?
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 4:48am
- Took a rocket right int' me nest. Blew it all t' shreds 'n me along with it. Took shrapnel all through me right knee, missin' the bottom rib on either side, those got snapped clean off, punctured both lungs, broke my femur in the right leg, blinded me in the right eye... heh I could go on but long story short I dragged meself t' resupply 'n collapsed.
- Woke up on a gurney
- [You]
- 4:50am
- She grimaces sharply, frowning as she catalogues all the damage. She shudders at the mental image of how messed up he must have been. Jeezus christ... fuck, you're lucky to be alive after all that, wooow... did one of the Medics find you? Oww, god... damn I'm glad we're not on Arena here, jeezus.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 4:51am
- Everyone was dead. I dunno who found me.
- [You]
- 4:52am
- Ahhhh... maybe a BLU took pity on you? I mean, there's no one else around except us mercs on the field, but someone had to've patched you up.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 4:54am
- Well I made it back right as battle ended. Who knows? I certainly don't.
- [You]
- 4:57am
- I dunno... but methinks you owe someone your life. I doubt there's magical Arena ghosts patchin' dying Snipers up. In any case, 'm glad you're still around even if you are all busted up. She hugs him just a bit
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 4:58am
- Heh they didn't. The Docs at that shithole hospital did.
- Prolly why I still got a fuckin' ton'a shrapnel in me
- [You]
- 5:00am
- Probably... ooh man, if you ever see an MRI machine, -run-. Can't imagine how badly that'd shred you up. And... maybe th' vet Medic could try and get all that junk out of you? 'S worth a shot if it's fuckin' you up that bad, you can't die here.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 5:02am
- Yeh maybe. 'n yeh. No MRIs. I'd probably explode.
- [You]
- 5:03am
- Hah, probably... wouldn' be fun in the slightest. Maybe t' watch, but then that's just cruel.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 5:03am
- ...biiiitch.
- [You]
- 5:04am
- She sticks her tongue out and blows him a raspberry Nyeeeh.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 5:12am
- Bahhh yerself.
- [You]
- 5:13am
- She grins and tries to tickle him, even though she knows full well he isn't remotely ticklish Blahblah, nyehnyeh~
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 5:14am
- He holds his arms out like 'come at me bro'
- [You]
- 5:15am
- Without further ado she pounces him, grabbing his shirt and trying to tug him about and wrestle Rawr!
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 5:16am
- Ah bloody he-! He simply goes over like a stone and curls up, playing opossum
- [You]
- 5:18am
- Aw c'mon you dork... don' you remember what happens when you do that anyways? She grins and crawls on top of him, plopping down comfortably and crossing her knees You get sat on~
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 5:20am
- Hnnnghhh He groans and squirms
- [You]
- 5:21am
- Hah, gotcha~! She wiggles her butt on him a bit and makes herself at home Not movin'~
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 5:33am
- Someone hellppp
- [You]
- 5:33am
- Nnnnnope, no escape~ She flops out on him, going dead weight
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 5:34am
- He huffs and goes limp, grumbling Nn
- [You]
- 5:35am
- You know, you really could jus' knock me off or somethin'. She pokes his cheek Too lazy t' bother~?
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 5:40am
- Grunt
- [You]
- 5:41am
- Lazy bastard. She rolls over and cuddles up on him, careful not to jab him with an elbow or something 'M getting tired... should I head back t' base or would you be okay with me spendin' a night here? I don' wanna be here and in the way if that Spy stays with you.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 5:45am
- ...gnnn he'd prolly blow a gasket. He's the jealous type. I cen drive ya home though if ya like..
- [You]
- 5:48am
- Pfft. I've stayed here a million times, 's not like anything's gonna happen... I'd stay on the couch too an' not touch if it'd make him feel better. She rolls her eyes. Nah... I might as well walk. Don' wanna be a burden, 's too much hassle.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 5:49am
- He'd still flip his shit. You've know fuckin' clue. he chuckles But no c'mon I cen drive ya
- 5:51am
- [You]
- 5:52am
- Nah, nah 's alright, I can walk it. I walked here, y'know. She looks at him mischeviously. Or maybe I should stay and spend the night in your bed just t' see him blow up like one of those bug-eye toys.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 5:52am
- He'd beat the shit outta me 'n kill you.
- [You]
- 5:54am
- ... I'd like t' see him fuckin' try. I don't care what he does to me but if he lays a hand on you for some little bullshit I'll wring his scrawny neck myself.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 5:56am
- Now now.
- [You]
- 5:58am
- She grumbles and buries her face against his chest. I will.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 6:00am
- I know I know. He chuckles, rubbing her back briefly He's fine. Jes' the real jealous sort.
- [You]
- 6:01am
- ... Would he really do that, just because two friends're spendin' the night together...? She relaxes as he strokes her, her anger subsiding
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 6:03am
- He'd pitch a huge bloody fit 'n prolly kick you out... prolly break his hand again 'n shout my ear off.
- If he'd feelin' nice. I dunno. Kinda depends
- [You]
- 6:10am
- She frowns a bit. That's still a ridiculous overreaction. Maybe I should leave, then... don' wanna, I miss spendin' the night here, but... if he's gonna be all roid rage about it or something then yeah, I'll go. I don' want you getting hurt.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 6:12am
- Heh yeh. I'll let 'im know bout it 'n that way he won't come home all bitchy from work 'n lose him mind over things bein' crowded.
- [You]
- 6:18am
- She clings to him a bit, she missed being able to spend time with him and she didn't want to end up having to leave so soon after she'd finally made it out. Yeah... so maybe we'll be able to some other time? If she doesn't think the idea is too outrageous?
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 6:19am
- Certainly. He's actually gone quite a bit... erm... so yeh one'a these nights. He smiles reassuringly. You cen come watch me get stoned 'n play games with th' other blokes.
- [You]
- 6:22am
- Pff, watch you get high? Why not join you? She smiles back at him. I'll pay you back for the cost of weed if you want, I don't wanna mooch or anything. But sounds like fun. I'll bring munchies, maybe~
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 6:23am
- Nah bring food 'n the weed's on me.
- Been playin' Minecraft...
- With Theo 'n Isaac
- 'n Theo's reaction t' creepers is almost as brilliant as his reaction t' the monster in Amnesia
- [You]
- 6:24am
- ... Her smile spreads into a devilish grin, and she starts making Creeper noises Ssssssssssssssss~
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 6:24am
- Ffff this is why I can't have nice things.
- [You]
- 6:25am
- Nnnnope~ Hah, but you've got a deal. Munchies for weed, 'n we'll have fun. Watchin' people play Minecraft is fun as hell.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 6:27am
- Theo sucks at it. Isaac's a bloody genius he made this great ruddy fortress 'n then.. well Theo tried t' make a chandelier outta lava 'n glass 'n hang it in a wooden house
- But he didn't have enough glass for the top
- So he left it uncovered while he went fer more
- ... then he came back to a huge inferno.
- [You]
- 6:29am
- ... Woooooow. I am horribly, horribly disappointed. She snickers. I wouldn' EVER build a house out of wood just on principle, that's like askin' for it. But putting a big thing of lava out there at the same time, IN the wooden house...
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 6:30am
- ...yeeeppp.
- I could hear Isaac facepalmin' across the mike..
- [You]
- 6:35am
- Pffft, I can only imagine. She grins and rubs her cheek against him, then sits up and stretches, cracking her back loudly Rrngh... should probably be headin' out, d'you think...? Get back with some time t' spare...
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 6:38am
- Heh it's up t' you. 'm jes' waitin' round fer him t' get home. If I get t' bed 'n he gets home he whines at me.
- [You]
- 6:44am
- Hah... well I dunno if I wanna be caught here, 'specially sittin' on you like I am. She gestures, seated on his stomach with a leg on either side of him Or layin' on you. If he's as volatile as you make him sound I don' wanna be about, things could look wrong.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 6:45am
- Yeehhhh he'd be pissed.
- [You]
- 6:50am
- Yeah, definitely. So... hnnngh, I don' wanna go... stupid Spy. She pouts, then lifts herself up off of him and looks for where she'd dropped her coat Gotta though, t' keep you safe. I don't want him beatin' up on you.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 6:50am
- Eh I'll be fine. He picks on me too much 'n Ayer kicks his ass fer me.
- [You]
- 6:58am
- Hope so... heh, I will too. He shouldn' be beating up on you if he cares about you.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 6:59am
- Eh i's fine. I know 'e loves me. He wrings his ringed hands together idly
- [You]
- 7:01am
- Yeah, but... I dunno, I feel one of those Dr. Phil moments comin' on... 'My yadda-yadda beats on me but I can't leave him' etc etc. She smirks Just wanna be sure you're okay.
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 7:02am
- Nn... yeh'm fine. I'm happy. I like him.
- [You]
- 7:05am
- Okay... but if you come to work with bruises don' give me any of that 'I fell down the stairs' or 'a doorknob hit me in the face' or somethin' silly, alright...? I'll know better. She finds her coat and slips it on, buttoning it halfway before coming over and briefly hugging him tight
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 7:07am
- He returns the brief hug and chuckled Yes mum course mum
- [You]
- 7:09am
- Nyeh nyeh nyeh, shuddup. 'M not your mum... still protective like one though. She sticks her tongue out at him then cuddles up, nuzzling at his chin for a moment before sitting up and breaking away from the embrace. I'll see you tomorrow, maybe...? If it's safe to come by?
- [Ayer Gafa]
- 7:09am
- Heh yeh. See ya t'morrow, love. Have a safe trip home.
- [You]
- 7:11am
- Alright, I will. You get some sleep when he shows up and be careful, okay? Seeya later. Wanker~ She wiggles her fingers at him and steps out into the cold, firmly shutting the door behind her before heading off
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