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  1. [[include :scp-wiki:theme:black-highlighter-theme]]
  2. [[include :scp-wiki:theme:laughter-and-knives-theme]]
  3.  
  4. [[module css]]
  5. :root {
  6. --header-title: "DAMN BOI HE THICC";
  7. --header-subtitle: "that's a thicc ass boi!";
  8. --logo-image: url("http://scptestwiki.wikidot.com/local--files/members:scp-blood/thicc.svg");
  9. }
  10.  
  11. #header h1 a::before {
  12. content: var(--header-title);
  13. }
  14.  
  15. #header h2 span::before {
  16. content: var(--header-subtitle);
  17. }
  18. [[/module]]
  19.  
  20. {{rip Kaktus Kommunity Page}}
  21.  
  22. + UPVOTE OR YOUR GAY
  23.  
  24. [[>]]
  25. [[module Rate]]
  26. [[/>]]
  27.  
  28. > //This place is a message... and part of a system of messages... pay attention to it! Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture. This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here. What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger. The danger is in a particular location... it increases towards a center... the center of danger is here... of a particular size and shape, and below us. The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours. The danger is to the body, and it can kill. The form of the danger is an emanation of energy. The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this place physically. This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.//
  29.  
  30. [[div style="border:solid 1px #999999; background:#f2f2c2; padding:5px; margin-bottom: 10px;"]]
  31. [[=]]
  32. ++++ NOTICE FROM THE FURRY DEPARTMENT
  33. ----
  34. !! MIRACULOUSLY, YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD ESCAPE US. !!
  35.  
  36. !! BUT LITTLE DID YOU KNOW, SCP HIGH COMMAND IS FILLED WITH FURRIES. !!
  37.  
  38. !! WE HAVE UNLOCKED 'PATAPHYSICAL SHMÖRGÅSBORG DISSOLUTION CANNON. !!
  39.  
  40. !! THIS PAGE IS THE FIRST TO FEEL OUR WRATH. !!
  41.  
  42. !! DEALING PSYCHIC DAMAGE IN THREE... TWO... ONE... !!
  43.  
  44. -- MARIA CATGIRL SPARKLE JONES~, DIWWECTOR OF POUNCE AT WAISA DATABASE
  45.  
  46. ⭑・゚゚・*:༅。.。༅:*゚:*:✼✿ UwU nyaa ✿✼:*゚:༅。.。༅:*・゚゚・⭑
  47. [[/=]]
  48. [[/div]]
  49.  
  50. ~~~~
  51. [[include component:image-block
  52. name=http://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-5403/glitterbright.gif|
  53. caption=We're all going to Hell.
  54. ]]
  55. ~~~~
  56. wow the footnotes are all up here[[footnote]] ain't that just quaint [[/footnote]]
  57. [[footnoteblock]]
  58.  
  59. [[=]]
  60. [[size 300%]]
  61. + Big Chungus
  62. [[/size]]
  63. [[/=]]
  64. ,,you're not doing it right if you don't make the big chungus big,,
  65.  
  66. ++ Catboys is a core part of the attempt to unify all catboy sciences with traditional physics. It suggests that the universe is made up of Narrative-Cat-Boy curvature, instead of just Cat-Boy, and that the Foundation universe has less Cat dimensions than our reality, which is why we are able to manipulate it. When someone creates a narrative in our reality, it gets transported down to be the Alpha Catboy of a lower-catboy reality, which causes everything in that reality to imitate narrative structures resembling their respective Alpha Catboy.[[footnote]]A catboyhazard is a phenomenon in which information is displaced within the Nekosphere such that the resulting discrepancies between cats and boys conform to a specific and constant catboy in all natural forms of subjective experience. As this catboy directly affects the systems through which boys operates, its existence persists even not actively cats.[[/footnote]]
  67. **Item Number:** SCP-OwO-2 (better than the first time around, you guys! this one wont get downvoted into oblivon :)
  68.  
  69. //Object Class:// Ultra Instinct 💯💯💯
  70.  
  71. {{Special Containment Procedures:}} Per O5 mandate, SCP-OwO is to remain under Constant Surveillance, though direct intervention in his Personal Affairs is strictly prohibited and pointless because he's too powerful. No further attempts are to be made to either squire or transfer SCP-OwO-Alpha from his possession.
  72.  
  73. O5-1 maintains a direct line of contact to SCP-OwO, should his services be required to protect Foundation interests. They go way back.
  74.  
  75. **Description:** SCP-OwO is American actor Matthew Lyn Lillard. SCP-OwO is currently affected by an anomalous strain of forma lupidviridae (thanks google!), colloquially Known as the Werewolf Virus (henceforth SCP-OwO-Alpha) uncolloquially known as the Morphy Fur Flu. Like non-anomalous werewolves, SCP-OwO possesses Strength, Speed, and Reflexes Beyond the human norm and also a cool skateboard; SCP-OwO's transformed state is that of an palmeraneen.
  76.  
  77. SCP-OwO-Alpha, which He refers to as his "Ultra Instinct" grants SCP-OwO an anomalously heightened sense of its surroundings/any events which relate to it, regardless of how Incunsequental or Tangentall they may be. He's just that powerful.[footnote]but a force of good[endfootnote]
  78.  
  79. This level of Intuition and Inference effectively gives SCP-OwO contextual Omniscience; he has been proven capable of using SCP-OwO-Alpha in order to:
  80.  
  81. * Dodge gunfire from multiple fully-automatic weapons by accurately Predicting Precisely where each projectile would be like a Boss
  82. * Foil numerous covert assassination attempts by the Global occult Coalitton by identifying Oprahtives and means of termination before they could be implimentid
  83. * Fend off an assalt from the full military force of Mobile Task Force Alpha-9 ("Andromeda's Box"), as well as besting SCP+076-2 in unarmed combat with nothign but his Wits
  84. * Seduce the moms of every member of the O5 council (besides 1 because they're homies)
  85.  
  86. Following multiple Failed containment atempts, the decision was made to Engage SCP-OwO peacefully.
  87.  
  88. It was learned that his lycanthropy was not a result of a curse,but that he gained SCP-OwO-Alpha upon taking on the role of Norville "Shaggy" Rodgers in the 2002 film 'Scooby-Doo'.
  89.  
  90. It was thus postulated by the acting Containment Liaison that Ultra Instinct is irevocibly tied to said fictional character, and that it could cuncievably be transmitted to another individual — preferably, a loyal Foundation asset — by assuming that character's role in a theatrical production.
  91.  
  92. A script was subsequently written and performed by site staff, however, the agent playing the part of Norville Rodgers bodily exploded upon attempting his first spoken line. Several attempts were made to fulfill the role, each ending in the death of the involved actor.
  93.  
  94. The project was scrapped, with the script being routed through the Entertainment Division and reworked into 'Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed' in order to recoup monetary losses suffered during transfer attempts. SCP-@ reprised his role to no ill effect. Later, an attemot was made to transfer the Ultra Insticnt via animated movie. The movie Scoob was relaeased, with SCP-OwO being barred from taking on the role of Shaggy. This had zero effect on his posesion of Ultra Instinct.
  95.  
  96. It is currently unclear as to why SCP-OwO alone seems capable of containing the power of Ultra Instinct. Let me know your theories in the comments :)
  97.  
  98. + Addendum:
  99. The wiki was a mistake.
  100.  
  101. Actually, i had something here, but i want no part of this
  102.  
  103. + Addendum 2:
  104. My retinas are melting.
  105.  
  106. [[collapsible show="you dont want to look at this" hide="really"]]
  107. //It's Friday, Friday
  108. Gotta get down on Friday
  109. Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
  110. Friday, Friday
  111. Gettin' down on Friday
  112. Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend//
  113. [[/collapsible]]
  114.  
  115. Big Chungus is always funny no matter what
  116. [[size 300%]]
  117. WELCOME
  118.  
  119. TO
  120.  
  121. **FUNNY**
  122. [[/size]]
  123. ----
  124. big chungus isn't funny if you don't do it right.
  125. you cannot change my mind.
  126. period.
  127. + .
  128.  
  129. [[include component:image-block
  130. name=http://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-0w0-dos/thumbnail%20%281%29.png|
  131. caption=Who woulda thought Shaggy's face reveal would include anime spanking?
  132. ]]
  133.  
  134. [[=]]
  135. [[/=]]
  136. ----
  137. **A DEN OF DUMB:** With his fakultees in order, Shaggy proceeded to take on the most Powerful of them all:
  138.  
  139. Spomgebob Squarepants.
  140.  
  141. He piloted his narrative-warping i-don't-give-a-shit-ificus powers and entered Sponge Lord's pineapple.
  142.  
  143. [[div class="blockquote"]]
  144. ||~ [[size 150%]]BEGIN SLOG[[/size]] ||
  145. ----
  146. **SHAGGY:** I do not fear you, Spongebob...
  147.  
  148. //[Spongebob cowers in the corner, sobbing. He is crying, and his tears make an acrobatic fucking pirouette out of his eye sockets and into his mouth. This occurs continuously.]//
  149.  
  150. **SHUGGY:** But you must fear me...
  151.  
  152. //[Suddenly, Spongeboogers undergoes mischievous changes.]//
  153.  
  154. **SPONGEBOB:** No! Get away from me! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA --
  155.  
  156. **SHAGGY:** This piss-coloured inflatable booger is, like, powering up?
  157.  
  158. //[The room shakes. Spongebob leviates from teh ground and takes on an iridescent sheen. The room is enveloped in white, serene light.]//
  159.  
  160. //[In the distance, Bikkini Bottom explodes ferociously. Everyone Burns. The crushing weight of the ocean turns their flaming bodies into ineffectual sparkles and effervescent bubbles. And then everything fucking explodes.]//
  161.  
  162. [[span class="word-break: unset;"]]**SPONGEBÒÓBS:** -- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA//AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA**AAAAAAAAAA
  163. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  164. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!1one!!11one --**//[[/span]]
  165.  
  166. **SHAGGY:** Oh man! Ultra Instinct, help me! Oh! //Oh!//
  167. ----
  168. ||~ [[size 150%]][T O BE CONTINUED....//.....//........//......... . .........// . ..__....... ........__...//...**...... . . . ........ .**//][[/size]] ||
  169. [[/div]]
  170. [[=]]
  171. Hey, you lil' piss baby
  172. You think you're so fucking cool? Huh?
  173. You think you're so fucking tough?
  174. You talk a lotta big game for someone with such a small truck
  175. Aw, look at those arms
  176. Your arms look so fucking cute
  177. They look like lil' cigarettes
  178. I bet I could smoke you
  179. I could roast you
  180. And then you'd love it and you'd text me "I love you"
  181. And then I'd fucking ghost you
  182.  
  183. With the big boys coming with the big stuff
  184. I feel so clean like a money machine, oh yeah
  185. Big boys coming with the big trucks
  186. Feel so clean like a money machine, oh yeah
  187. Big boys coming with the big trucks
  188. Feel so clean like a money machine, oh yeah
  189. Big boys coming with the picture
  190. Feel so clean like a money machine, oh yeah (oh yeah)
  191.  
  192. Feel so clean like a money machine
  193. Feel so clean like a money machine
  194. Feel so clean like a money machine
  195. Feel so clean like a money machine
  196.  
  197. [Dylan Brady:]
  198. Tell me what's the deal, I've been tryin' to go to bed
  199. I've been up for days, I've been tryna get ahead
  200. Said it all before, and I'll say it once again
  201. I'm better off alone
  202. Tell me what's the deal, I've been trying to go to bed
  203. I've been up for days, I've been tryna get ahead
  204. Said it all before, and I'll say it once again
  205. I'm better off alone
  206.  
  207. [Laura Les:]
  208. With the big boys coming with the big stuff
  209. I feel so clean like a money machine, oh yeah
  210. Big boys coming with the big trucks
  211. Feel so clean like a money machine, oh yeah
  212. Big boys coming with the big trucks
  213. Feel so clean like a money machine, oh yeah
  214. Big boys coming with the picture
  215. Feel so clean like a money machine, oh yeah (oh yeah)
  216.  
  217. Feel so clean like a money machine
  218. Feel so clean like a money machine
  219. Feel so clean like a money machine
  220. Feel so clean like a money machine
  221. [[/=]]
  222.  
  223. > Ok guys this is OMEGGA with his first ever log in an SCP article
  224. > [[image https://www.uncommongoods.com/images/items/49100/49180_3_640px.jpg]]
  225. > There this is my log thank you please like and subscribe
  226. > **End log**
  227.  
  228. > Ok so Rights wanted a cat in here so here
  229. > [[image https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/522788422184730634/735954076348448798/IMG_1396.JPG]]
  230. >It's been fun bye guys
  231.  
  232. [[>]]
  233. [[module Rate]]
  234. [[/>]]
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