Deadmeat Chronicles: Andrew's Playdate

>You are an orange unicorn with a silver mane that has a grey stripe going through it.
>And you are happy.
>Later today your bestest frend is going to be able to come outside and play again.
>He has been stuck inside with mommy while his owie gets better.
>He is having that dumb thing taken off his leg today and now he will be able to run and jump with you like before!
>Right now him and smarty and mommy are in the get better room.
>The man who gives owies and sorry box has gone in to clean the indoor play area.
>You are staring at the strange humans around mommy’s house.
>They are putting something called soond prewfing around the house.
>Mommy says it is so loud sounds can’t scare you anymore.
>Mommy is so nice!
>They have a burn pit with a fence around it to keep curious fluffies away from the fire.
>Mommy was very upset about that but they promised mommy that fluffies are safe.
>That means you are safe!
>You wave at the humans hoping one will play with you but they ignore you.
>You decide to start getting ready for your bestest friend now.
>You have to practice having fun so you can have the bestest fun when he comes out.
>You start to jump around giggling.
>You leap and run.
>You only get about an inch off the ground but you feel you are soaring.
>You try a new trick were you jump and kick your legs.
>You can’t get them back under you in time and you land on your belly.
>Your fluff protects you and it feels like a light push.
>You giggle and roll around.
>You just know you are going to have the bestest fun!
>In your excitement you roll against another fluffy!
>Oh No!
>”Andwew sowwy! Nuu mean hit fwuffy!”
>You jump up and hug him.
>Huggies make everything better.
>You set back and smile at the fluffy like a good fluffy should.
>But this is strange, he isn’t smiling back.
>This light blue unicorn fluffy with a red mane is just staring at you.
>”Fwen otay? Andwew nuu mean make fwen saddies.” You get a little concerned.
>Four other fluffies walk up and surround you.
>They are not smiling either, they must be jealous of how good you are at having fun!
>”Andwew sowwy, make funsies fo efewy fwuffy!”
>You start to do a little dance, every fluffy wants to dance!
>”Yoo come wif Awexandeh!” The light blue unicorn fluffy says.
>”Why fwen wan Andwew come wif fwen?”
>He just starts to walk away as the other fluffies close around you nudging you to move.
>Oh! He must want you to show him how to have fun!
>You bet he would love playing with you and your bestest friend when he comes out!
>You trot up next to him, “Whewe fwen wan pway? Andwew meake fwen happy!”
>You and the unicorn fluffy who needs to be shown how to have fun truddle over to the place where the humans are burning their waste meterials.
>The yellow and red things have gone down and it is just a pile of white now.
>It has these funny wavey thing over it though that you can see through.
>Burnie places are strange.
>The light blue unicorn looks at the fence surrounding the fire and says, “Smawty wan dis mof.”
>The four fluffies run up to it and start to push at the fence supports trying to open it.
>They are struggling and whining about how the meanie fence won’t do what they want it to.
>Silly fluffies, all they have to do is ask you to help!
>Since they haven’t thought to you decide to help anyway.
>You waddle up to one of the post and start to push with your head.
>You give a mighty shove, and the post starts to move!
>A part of the partition around the ash pile falls!
>You are such a good fluffy!
>You jump around, “Yay! Andwew hewp fwen! Andwew happy!”
>You set on your haunches and clap, now you can show these fluffies how much fun you can have!
>They are now forming a line in front of you.
>The light blue unicorn with the red mane is in the center flanked by the other four.
>Silly fluffies, how can you show them how to have fun if they are between you and the yard?
>”Andwew happy! New fwens pway wif- Whaaaaa!”
>The light blue unicorn just pushed you!
>Why did he do that?
>You roll backwards and-
>”OWIE! OWIE! OWIE! OWIE!”
>It burns! Your back is burning!
>You roll quickly to your feet.
>Oh no! You hoofies are burning!
>”EEEEEEEEEEEeeeEEE!!! EEEEEEEeeEEeEeeEEEEE!!!”
>”Hewp fwuffy! EEeeeeeeeEEeE!! Fwuffy hewt! EeeeEeeeEEEEE!”
>You are running around in the ash pile causing a small ash storm which covers the area.
>More hot coals become exposed the more you move.
>You start to trot out of the burning place.
>Alexander pushes you again!
>”Owies! OWIES! Why hewt fwuffy! Meanie fwuffy push Andwew in bewnie pwace! Wahhhhhh! Hewp!!!”
>Your little hoofies are now smoking, you try to dance around but you can’t keep your hoofs from hitting the fire.
>”Yoo bad fwuffy!”
>”Wha!? Nuuu! Nuu am bad fwuffy! AhhhhhHhhhHHHH!!!”
>The fluff around your hoofies is smoking now.
>You trip and fall on your side.
>Your flesh starts to sizzle and your fluff smolders.
>Sparks fly up into your eye causing you to yell again.
>”EeeEEEEEEEEEE!!! eEEEEEEEEEeeeEEEEE!!”
>”Haha! Look at that shit! One of the dumb fuckers has got into the burn pit!”
>The humans are laughing now!
>Why are they laughing!? They should be helping fluffy!
>You try to get up but spasm and flop around causing more ashes to fly up.
>”Hewp! Pwease hewp!”
>The other four fluffies join Alexander, “Bad fwuffy! Bad fwuffy! Bad fwuffy! Bad fwuffy!”
>”Wahhhhhh! WAHHHHH!! Nuu am bad… eeeEEeEEeEEE… wahhhhhhh…”
>You start to lose your voice.
>You are making a small whistle when you breathe now.
>You struggle and stand.
>You make slow steps to the edge of the burn pile
>Alexander is puffing his cheeks at you while the other fluffies point and yell bad fluffy at you.
>The humans have started chanting, “Burn! Burn! Burn! Burn! Burn!”
>Why aren’t they helping?
>Suddenly you fluff flashes and burns in an instant searing your tender skin.
>You scream as the pain shoots through your body.
>Juices start to drop off causing small puffs of flame to shoot up.
>Your right front leggie starts to cramp and contract.
>You look down seeing your skin fall away leaving some red ropes.
>”Hewp….. wheeze… eeee..ee…”
>Flames start to lick up around your hoofies.
>the pain isn’t bad now but you can’t move well.
>You try to cry out for someone to help you.
>Your mouth moves without making a sound.
>”Bad fwuffy! Bad fwuffy! Bad fwuffy! Bad fwuffy!”
>That’s not right you aren’t a bad fluffy!
>You fall to the side, your legs no longer working.
>The fat and juices fuel a fresh set of flames that start to lick up your body.
>You a good fluffy!
>Your site starts to go away.
>Someone please… please save fluffy!
>The feeling is almost all gone now.
>Someone has to save you!
>If they don’t…
>If they don’t you can’t show your bestest friend how good you have become at having fun…
>You really want to show him too…
>The humans laughter slowly dims.
>“Bad fwuffy! Bad fwuffy! Bad fwuffy! BAD FWUFFY!”