fusion one - comedy machine v1.0

"""
this is the comedy machine.
"""

# this is for the os.system("cls") func which clears the screen.
import os
# this is for the time.sleep() func which pauses the program.
import time
# this is for the random.choice() func which randomly selects a joke from the jokelist.
import random

# jokeset_func() receives input for the jokeset.
def jokeset_func():
    jokeset = str(input("how many jokes would you like to generate?: (1-10, codes allowed) "))
    return jokeset
# rejokeset_func() receives further input for the jokeset for regeneration.
def rejokeset_func():
    rejokeset = str(input("how many jokes would you like to regenerate?: (1-10, codes allowed) "))
    return rejokeset

# this is the joke list for if jokeset is from 1-9.
jokelist = [
    "{jokesub1} hates to work because of {jokeobj1}.",
    "{jokesub1} likes to hit his {jokeobj1} out of nowhere.",
    "{jokesub1}'s {jokeobj1} walks on its own.",
    "the reason {jokesub1} is always late to school is because of a {jokeobj1}.",
    "\"why does {jokesub1} have two {jokeobj1}s? because he's a goblin.\"",
    "{jokesub1} and John walk into a store selling {jokeobj1}s. {jokesub1} bought all of them.",
    "why did {jokesub1} go visit the doctor? because he lost his {jokeobj1}.",
    "{jokesub1} broke his {jokeobj1} because he threw it at a wall.",
    "{jokesub1} tripped over his {jokeobj1}.",
    "{jokesub1} keeps talking to his {jokeobj1}.",
    "the reason {jokesub1} is dead is because he found too many, {jokeobj1}s.",
    "{jokesub1} invested too much money in {jokeobj1}s and wasted his life.",
    "\"wow! that's a lot of {jokeobj1}s! time to call {jokesub1}.\"",
    "\"dude, {jokesub1} is on the news because he stole somebody's {jokeobj1}.\"",
    "{jokesub1} used the washing machine and lost his {jokeobj1}.",
    "why did {jokesub1} cross the road? because there was a lot of {jokeobj1}s on the other side.",
    "can somebody help {jokesub1} locate his {jokeobj1}?",
    "{jokesub1} got too angry so he ate a {jokeobj1}.",
    "1000 {jokesub1}s couldn't stop a {jokeobj1} from rolling down the hill.",
    "{jokesub1} likes bringing his {jokeobj1} to the cinema.",
    "{jokesub1} can't read without {jokeobj1}.",
    "\"{jokesub1} needs to go out more.\" \"but he always takes his {jokeobj1} with him!\"",
    "{jokesub1} can't drive so he installed a {jokeobj1} on his car and crashed.",
    "if {jokesub1} didn't watch television all day, he would've caught the man who stole his {jokeobj1}.",
    "if {jokesub1} could drive he would definitely hit a pedestrian.",
    "the only job {jokesub1} can get is selling {jokeobj1}s.",
    "did you hear about {jokesub1}'s, new diet? it's all {jokeobj1}.",
    "{jokesub1} likes to scam people by pretending to be a {jokeobj1}.",
    "\"why does {jokesub1} always wear a {jokeobj1}?\"",
    "every time {jokesub1} goes to a family reunion, he always gets a {jokeobj1}.",
    "{jokesub1} boils his water with a {jokeobj1}.",
    "{jokesub1}'s dream job is to sell {jokeobj1}s.",
    "{jokesub1} is so poor that he can't afford a {jokeobj1}.",
    "{jokesub1} is always associated with his {jokeobj1} because he literally sleeps with it at night.",
    "{jokesub1} made a fortune by hoarding {jokeobj1}s and selling them online.",
    "{jokesub1} has bad handwriting because he prefers to write with a {jokeobj1}.",
    "if i had a penny for every {jokeobj1} {jokesub1} had, i would have 2 pennies.",
    "{jokesub1} doesn't like it when people hit him with a {jokeobj1}.",
    "{jokesub1} dressed up as a {jokeobj1} for halloween and everyone laughed at him.",
    "{jokesub1} keeps telling us about how his {jokeobj1} is so big.",
    "the amount of {jokeobj1}s {jokesub1} has is the definition of a crapton.",
    "{jokesub1} possesses the ability to build a house using only {jokeobj1}s and nothing more.",
    "{jokeobj1} is {jokesub1}'s, alternative for mouthwash when his financial situation is dire.",
    "did you know that if you traded in a {jokeobj1} you could buy a car?",
    "{jokesub1} waters his {jokeobj1} everyday.",
]

# this is the joke list for if jokeset is 10. it includes adjectives.
premiumjokelist = [
    "{jokesub1} is always so {jokeadj1} when he sees a {jokeobj1}.",
    "it would be so {jokeadj1} if we gave {jokesub1} a {jokeobj1} for christmas.",
    "{jokesub1} can never be {jokeadj1} if he doesn't get his {jokeobj1}.",
    "the only way to get {jokesub1} when he's {jokeadj1} to shut up is to give him a {jokeobj1}.",
    "why is {jokesub1} so {jokeadj1}? because he has a {jokeobj1}.",
    "if {jokesub1} was a {jokeobj1} he would be {jokeadj1}.",
    "sometimes i wonder if {jokesub1} is a {jokeobj1} because he's so {jokeadj1}.",
    "i think {jokesub1} is a {jokeobj1} because he's so {jokeadj1}.",
    "{jokesub1} is so {jokeadj1} that he can't even see a {jokeobj1}.",
    "{jokesub1} keeps watering his {jokeobj1} and it's getting so {jokeadj1}.",
    "{jokesub1} becomes so {jokeadj1} whenever the tv turns on.",
    "{jokesub1} is so {jokeadj1} that even {jokeobj1} feels embarrassed."
    "why does {jokesub1} always look so {jokeadj1}? it's because {jokeobj1} told them to.",
    "the {jokeadj1} {jokesub1} couldn't find {jokeobj1} in a million years.",
    "I saw {jokesub1} trying to talk to {jokeobj1}, but they were too {jokeadj1} to respond.",
    "{jokesub1} is so {jokeadj1}, even {jokeobj1} can't handle it.",
    "did you hear about the {jokeadj1} {jokesub1}? {jokeobj1} couldn't believe it!",
    "{jokesub1} and {jokeobj1} had the most {jokeadj1} conversation ever.",
    "if {jokesub1} wasn't so {jokeadj1}, maybe {jokeobj1} would hang out with them.",
    "why did {jokesub1} cross the road? Because they were too {jokeadj1} to talk to {jokeobj1}.",
    "{jokesub1} is always {jokeadj1}, especially around {jokeobj1}.",
    "{jokesub1} thought they were {jokeadj1}, but {jokeobj1} proved them wrong.",
    "Even {jokeobj1} knows {jokesub1} is too {jokeadj1} to be taken seriously.",
    "If {jokesub1} wasn't so {jokeadj1}, they would probably understand {jokeobj1}.",
    "{jokesub1} is {jokeadj1} enough to think {jokeobj1} is their best friend.",
    "when {jokesub1} tried to impress {jokeobj1}, it was just {jokeadj1}.",
    "rumor has it, {jokesub1} is {jokeadj1} because of {jokeobj1}.",
    "The {jokeadj1} {jokesub1} couldn't stop staring at {jokeobj1}.",
    "When {jokesub1} and {jokeobj1} met, it was the most {jokeadj1} encounter ever.",
    "{jokesub1} tried to borrow {jokeobj1}, but they were too {jokeadj1} to ask.",
    "They say {jokesub1} is as {jokeadj1} as {jokeobj1}.",
    "Every time {jokesub1} talks to {jokeobj1}, it gets more {jokeadj1}.",
    "{jokesub1} is so {jokeadj1}, even {jokeobj1} is impressed.",
    "Why is {jokesub1} always so {jokeadj1}? Probably because of {jokeobj1}.",
    "You know things are bad when {jokeobj1} thinks {jokesub1} is {jokeadj1}.",
    "If {jokesub1} wasn't so {jokeadj1}, they might have noticed {jokeobj1} sooner.",
    "{jokesub1} was feeling {jokeadj1}, but {jokeobj1} didn't care.",
    "Whenever {jokesub1} is around {jokeobj1}, things get {jokeadj1}.",
    "{jokesub1} and {jokeobj1} make a {jokeadj1} team.",
    "If {jokesub1} wasn't so {jokeadj1}, maybe {jokeobj1} wouldn't be so annoyed.",
    "{jokesub1} tried to hide their {jokeadj1} side, but {jokeobj1} saw right through it.",
    "{jokesub1} is {jokeadj1} because {jokeobj1} keeps bothering them.",
    "{jokesub1} would be less {jokeadj1} if {jokeobj1} just went away.",
    "The {jokeadj1} {jokesub1} can't stand {jokeobj1}.",
    "{jokesub1} is so {jokeadj1}, they can't even talk to {jokeobj1}.",
    "Even {jokeobj1} couldn't believe how {jokeadj1} {jokesub1} was acting.",
    "{jokesub1} was too {jokeadj1} to understand what {jokeobj1} meant.",
    "{jokesub1} and {jokeobj1} together? That's just {jokeadj1}.",
    "{jokesub1} is {jokeadj1}, and it's all because of {jokeobj1}.",
    "When {jokesub1} tried to impress {jokeobj1}, they were too {jokeadj1} to succeed.",
    "{jokesub1} thinks they're {jokeadj1}, but {jokeobj1} knows better.",
    "whenever {jokesub1} tries to talk to {jokeobj1}, it gets too {jokeadj1}.",
    "{jokesub1} was too {jokeadj1} to realize {jokeobj1} was standing right there.",
    "{jokesub1} tried to be {jokeadj1}, but {jokeobj1} laughed at them.",
    "{jokesub1} and {jokeobj1} have the most {jokeadj1} relationship.",
    "{jokesub1} couldn't believe how {jokeadj1} {jokeobj1} was acting.",
    "whenever {jokesub1} is with {jokeobj1}, things get {jokeadj1} fast.",
    "{jokesub1} feels so {jokeadj1} every time {jokeobj1} is mentioned.",
]

"""
this is the jokemaker for if jokeset is from 1-9. it takes random jokes from the jokelist and
replaces the variables with the user's input.
"""
def jokemaker():
    global jokesub1, jokeobj1
    joketemp = random.choice(jokelist)
    joke = joketemp.replace("{jokesub1}", jokesub1).replace("{jokeobj1}", jokeobj1)
    return joke

# this is the jokemaker for if jokeset is 10. it works the same as jokemaker().
def premiumjokemaker():
    global jokesub1, jokeobj1, jokeadj1
    joketemp = random.choice(premiumjokelist)
    joke = joketemp.replace("{jokesub1}", jokesub1).replace("{jokeobj1}", jokeobj1).replace("{jokeadj1}", jokeadj1)
    return joke

# refirststage() houses all the jokes and jokesets for regeneration if humorlvl is set to 1.
def refirststage():
    global jokesub1, jokeobj1, jokeadj1
    # this defines rejokeset so that it can be converted to an int.
    rejokeset = rejokeset_func()
    try:
        rejokeset_int = int(rejokeset)
    except ValueError:
        rejokeset_int = None

    if rejokeset_int is None:
        print("invalid code")
        refirststage()
    # this is the error message for if the user inputs a number that is not between 1 and 10.
    if rejokeset_int is not None and rejokeset_int < 0 or rejokeset_int > 10:
        print("please input a number from 1-10.")
        refirststage()

    # this is the regeneration for if jokeset is from 1-9.
    elif rejokeset_int is not None and rejokeset_int >= 1 and rejokeset_int < 10:
        print("great")
        time.sleep(0.5)
        jokesub1 = str(input("enter a subject: "))
        jokeobj1 = str(input("enter an object: "))
        print("great")
        time.sleep(0.5)
        verification01 = str(input("would you like to generate the jokes? (y/n) "))
        if verification01 == "n":
            firststage()
        if verification01 == "y":
            for i in range(rejokeset_int):
                joke = jokemaker()
                print(joke)
                time.sleep(0.2)
            verification001 = str(input("would you like to regenerate the jokes?: (y/n) "))
            if verification001 == "y":
                refirststage()
            if verification001 == "n":
                print("thank you for using the comedy machine.")
                time.sleep(1)
                os.system("cls")
                print("the comedy machine will always return.")
                time.sleep(1)
                exit()
            else:
                print("please choose between y or n.")


    # this is the regeneration for if jokeset is 10.
    elif rejokeset_int is not None and rejokeset_int == 10:
        print("great")
        time.sleep(0.5)
        jokesub1 = str(input("enter a subject: "))
        jokeobj1 = str(input("enter an object: "))
        jokeadj1 = str(input("enter an adjective: "))
        print("great")
        time.sleep(0.5)
        verification01 = str(input("would you like to generate the jokes?: (y/n) "))
        if verification01 == "n":
            firststage()
        if verification01 == "y":
            for i in range(rejokeset_int):
                joke = premiumjokemaker()
                print(joke)
                time.sleep(0.2)
            verification001 = str(input("would you like to regenerate the jokes?: (y/n) "))
            if verification001 == "y":
                refirststage()
            if verification001 == "n":
                print("thank you for using the comedy machine.")
                time.sleep(1)
                os.system("cls")
                print("the comedy machine will always return.")
                time.sleep(1)
                exit()
            else:
                print("please choose between y or n.")

# firststage() houses all the jokes and jokesets for generation if humorlvl is set to 1.
def firststage():
    global jokesub1, jokeobj1, jokeadj1
    # this defines jokeset so that it can be converted to an int.
    jokeset = jokeset_func()
    try:
        jokeset_int = int(jokeset)
    except ValueError:
        jokeset_int = None
	# this is the error messsage for if the user doesn't input a number or a valid code.
    if jokeset_int is None:
        print("invalid code")
        firststage()
    # this is the error message for if the user inputs a number that is not between 1 and 10.
    if jokeset_int is not None and jokeset_int < 0 or jokeset_int > 10:
        print("please input a number from 1-10.")
        firststage()

    elif jokeset_int is not None and jokeset_int >= 1 and jokeset_int < 10:
        print("great")
        time.sleep(0.5)
        jokesub1 = str(input("enter a subject: "))
        jokeobj1 = str(input("enter an object: "))
        print("great")
        time.sleep(0.5)
        verification01 = str(input("would you like to generate the jokes? (y/n) "))
        if verification01 == "n":
            firststage()
        if verification01 == "y":
            for i in range(jokeset_int):
                joke = jokemaker()
                print(joke)
                time.sleep(0.2)
            verification001 = str(input("would you like to regenerate the jokes?: (y/n) "))
            if verification001 == "y":
                refirststage()
            if verification001 == "n":
                print("thank you for using the comedy machine.")
                time.sleep(1)
                os.system("cls")
                print("the comedy machine will always return.")
                time.sleep(1)
                exit()
            else:
                print("please choose between y or n.")

    # this is the generation for if jokeset is 10.
    elif jokeset_int is not None and jokeset_int == 10:
        print("great")
        time.sleep(0.5)
        jokesub1 = str(input("enter a subject: "))
        jokeobj1 = str(input("enter an object: "))
        jokeadj1 = str(input("enter an adjective: "))
        print("great")
        time.sleep(0.5)
        verification01 = str(input("would you like to generate the jokes?: (y/n) "))
        if verification01 == "n":
            refirststage()
        if verification01 == "y":
            for i in range(jokeset_int):
                joke = premiumjokemaker()
                print(joke)
                time.sleep(0.2)
            verification001 = str(input("would you like to regenerate the jokes?: (y/n) "))
            if verification001 == "y":
                refirststage()
            if verification001 == "n":
                print("thank you for using the comedy machine.")
                time.sleep(1)
                os.system("cls")
                print("the comedy machine will always return.")
                time.sleep(1)
                exit()
            else:
                print("please choose between y or n.")
def switch():
    verification0 = str(input("would you like to start the comedy machine? (y/n) "))
    if verification0 == "n":
        exit()
    if verification0 == "y":
        # humorset_func()
        os.system("cls")
        firststage()
    else:
        print("please choose between y or n.")
        switch()

# this is the beginning of the program.
print ("comedy machine v1.0")
print ("by aiden h")
switch()