VGC 2018 Rap- 1st Draft

"VGC 2018" by ConicsVGC (to the theme of "Sweatpants" by Childish Gambino)

TCG players wonder why VGC got the team locked,
Choice scarf Lando, all I wanna do is flinch rocks
Snorlax half health, pinch berry, now he ate that,
Chansey so insensitive, I'm asking, "Why you play that?!"

I'm chillin', rain isn't winnin'.
Made it into top cut, haxing like a villain
Best terrain is still misty: Tapu Fini
Got finishes on both coasts, give me CP.

Intimidate, I rep those, why though? Cuz it's good, hoes!
Z move on Koko, got Mega Stone on Metagross

Want more points than Berto, you Fake Out like Incinero'
Sure you got to thirteen hunnit, really are you playing tho?

Are you playing tho? Showdown, are you playing tho?
Ally Switch on anything is garbage, you ain't even know
Never catching switch-ins, why these losers dropping ELO?
Watching x-3s hate me, wanna clang me like a Kommo-o

This bo1 Nats Japanese, yo' girl, she bo3's
Pixilate on Garde screams, I messed up my team sheet
Screw these high entry fees, you can't steal my teams
Nah, I ain't check EVs, and I tied with a game freeze,
Tell judge, game freeze (One turn from winning!)

I'm winnin', yeah, yeah, I'm winnin'
I'm winnin', yeah, yeah, I'm winnin'
I'm winnin', yeah, yeah, I'm winnin'
Made it into top cut, haxing like a villain.

Don't be mad if I play better and you didn't adapt
Don't be mad if I play better and you didn't adapt
Don't be mad if I play better and you didn't adapt
And you didn't adapt, fuck where your answers at?