Pooh Honey

>Day at Waspys house and you’re Anon
“So ummm, what can I get you?”
>”Some honey will do fine”
>you popped in unannounced and now Waspy is trying his best to be a good host
>it’s cute really, in a peculiar way as in the sort of cuteness feelings you should only have towards females but oh well, c’est la vie
“Woah!”
>speaking of the lil’ devil, he just tripped
>he’s got honey all over himself and you can’t help but to laugh a bit at how miserable he looks
“Not funny Anon, it is going to take forever to wash this off of me”
>you feel a bit sorry for Waspy, and then you get an idea
>”How about I give you a hand?”
>Waspy seems surprised at your offer first, but then seems to ponder it for a while
“Yeah, that could work, you’ve got hands and you can help me get cleaned up much faster”
>you get up and walk to the bathroom with Waspy, who is trying his best to not get the honey everywhere
>you shake your head at how much he is covered in the stuff as Waspy puts the water on
>”So, I guess I’ll get undressed now”
“Yeah, y-you do that”
>that was weird, maybe Waspy is a bit shy?”
>you take off your clothes swiftly and with style as Waspy climbs to the tub and you follow
>wow, this tub is a bit of a tight fit for the two of you
“Anon...I just realized that you would not have had to get into the tub with me, only help me wash”
>...
>”Yeah, you’re right. Sorry about that, I was not really focusing. Ah well, now that I am in the tub may as well have a bath too”
>you start to run your hands around Waspys body to get body wet
>Waspy seems a bit uncomfortable about your touch and blushes a bit, but you play it off as simple nervousness due to sharing a bath with you for the first time
>that is, until you spy his member starting leave its sheath
>you pause
>Waspy seems to not have noticed you noticing his reaction yet
>you start to feel a bit playful and naughty and crank up the lewdness in washing him, caressing his body rather arousingly now
>Waspy tries to shift his body to hide his growing erection
>you get a sudden urge to grab his cock, just to see his reaction of course, nothing else in there, really
>Waspy lets out a gasp of surprise and turns to stare at you
>his member is warm, very warm, and pulsating
>you move your hand a bit
>Waspys hooves almost give out from under him as he moans
>you let go of his member
“awww~”
>what
>”Waspy, you... do you want me to continue?”
“Y-yes please...”
>there is something in the way Waspy is looking at you and in his voice
>need, desperation, want and lust
>you are not sure why, but you grasp the cock again and start to jack it off
>it feels sort of pleasant in your hand you guess...
>and jacking it off is starting to make you feel rather aroused as well
“Oh don’t stop...”
>Waspy fidgets and grunts as his cock twitches with his testicles
>and your penis decides it is time for full homosex and assumes direct control
>you move Waspy to rest against your chest as you keep jacking him off, your own erect member rubbing against him
>Waspys own hoof makes contact with your own member as he starts to jack you off
>it feels like heaven, Waspys warm body grinding against you, his hoof working on your meat, his meat in your hand as you work it without mercy...
>Waspy is doing such a good job you decide to give him a little reward and gently nibble on his neck while caressing his chest and tummy with your free hand
“Ah~”
>you gently plant kisses on his neck and that seems to be the final straw
>Waspy gets up and turns around
>you can see the level of arousal and need on his face now as he breathes heavily
>Waspy shakily positions himself over your lap and pushes his gates against your tip
>your member slides easily inside Waspy as he braces himself against you and takes all of you in
>you almost cum right there and then as you feel a lot of things on your member
>Waspy pulls up and then rams himself down, splashing some of the water onto the bathroom floor
>his cock twitches and you can see beads of precum coming out of it as Waspy pulls back up again and then comes down, making his dick twitch and ooze out some precum
>”Oh god Waspy that feels amazing”
>Waspy puts some more motion onto his hips now as he keeps hopping up and down on your shaft
“Does that f-feel better Anon~?”
>you nod, unable to say anything
>Waspy is really riding you rough now, splashing water everywhere
>you grasp his cock again and start to jerk it off
“Ah Anon I can’t hold it i-“
>you do not care and quicken your pace
>with one final ram Waspy suddenly jerks up and off of your cock as he cums all over your face and chest
>you can see his eyes rolling into the back of his head as he shakes on top of your lap, enjoying his orgasm
>you lick some of the semen on your lips
>it makes you feel so dirty in a good way, having Waspys seed on your face
>as Waspy watches you scoop some off of your face with your fingers and lick them clean
>”Delicious~ Now finish me off~”
>Waspy hops back on your wild ride and starts to grind his hips hungrily against your loins
“I want to feel your seed in me Anon. I want you to fill me up”
>the panting, the need in his voice, that look on his face like he has totally given in to lust, you are close now
“Please Anon give it to me! Please! Please!”
>that sends you over the edge and you grasp Waspy by his hips and keep him down as you pump your seed deep into him, shot after shot
>after your mindblankening orgasm you are about to pull out until Waspy stops you
“No, let’s stay like this for a while longer. I want us to be connected...”
>you answer by hugging Waspy close against you, his semi-flaccid wet penis pushing against you as the two of you share body heat before washing up
>...
>...
>some time has passed now, the two of you are just making your way back from your little fun time in the bathroom, not to mention the cuddles afterwards when you helped each other wash up
>not to mention Waspy telling you he had always had feelings for you
>and you’re pretty sure you too have feelings for him too
“What the...”
>you catch up to Waspy who went beforehand towards the kitchen as you got dressed up
>”What the hell?”
>Waspys house is a mess and the front door is open
“Anon, come quick!”
>Waspy, his sound came from the kitchen
>you rush to the kitchen since you do not want anything to happen to your Waspy
“Anon all the honey is gone!”
>you take a look around the kitchen and spot some prints
>”Look Waspy”
“You think we should follow them?”
>you nod
>...
>...
>eating sounds, behind a bush
>you and Waspy decided to track the intruder that stole all the honey and now the two of you are currently in a dense forest
>you nod to Waspy and he nods back to you
>damn your husbando is looking cool now
>the two of you jump out to see the robber
>but what you see makes you freeze up
>How? What?
“Hehehe, so you found me, damn you mu tummy I told you we would get into trouble for stealing all this honey”
>Winnie the motherfucking Pooh is sitting on his fat yellow ass, eating the honey
“Anon, what is this creature?”
>”Y-you’re Winnie the Pooh right?”
>Winnie gives you a look
“Oh, so you know me kid? Whoope-fucking doo, fuck off if you know what’s best for you”
>Waspy seems pissed at this as your mind blows itself
>”Pooh, why are you talking like that?”
>Pooh puts the jar of Honey he has down onto the ground and gets up
“Trust me kid, all you ever saw and knew of me is just sugarcoated children’s fairy tale. I’m a mean fucker hooked on honey and I have killed men and children much more ballsy than you for the good stuff so walk off.”
>Winnie pulls out a large bowie knife
“Anon look out!”
>Waspy rushes Pooh and dodges his stab as you stare in horror
“Take this you thief!”
>Waspy punches Pooh on the abdomen and then elbows the back of Poohs head, sending him stumbling towards you while yelling furiously
“You fucking asshole!”
>you need to do your part in this
>you dodge a swing of Poohs knife and grab his arm and try to throw him over your shoulder
>instead, there is a loud sound of fabric tearing and the only thing that flies over your shoulder is Poohs whole arm and some stuffing
>the three of you stare it in shock until Pooh starts to scream in pain
“MY ARM! MY FUCKING ARM! YOU RIPPED OFF MY FUCKING ARM YOU SON OF A BITCH!”
>Pooh swings the knife furiously at you but you stop him and push your hand in from the opening where Poohs arm used to be connected to his body
>and you start to tear out his stuffing as he screams like a pig being slaughtered
>the knife falls from his hand as his body goes limp but you keep pulling stuff out
>and then you rip Poohs head clean off of his body and drop it to the ground
>”We’re safe now Waspy”
“Waspy is just holding his mouth and looking sick and shocked
>you grab what’s left of the honey and start walking
>”Let’s go home Waspy”
>Waspy follows you home
>from that day on you were the man of the relationship and Waspy was the girl