Thread bumpers

>Be anon.
>Grow a bitchen' beard.
>suddenly fluttershy with massive beard.
>"I see you spend a lot of time with your beard."
>youdontsay.
"it's a part of my face flutters."
>"it's not your fetish?"
>tell her no.
>sad flutters is sad.
>invite her in to shave it off.
>once inside you pick her up and throw her out your window.
>today is a regular day.

>At Rarity's Boutique.
>Gettin' clothes cuz you a filthy pig.
>Wear the same shirt twice in a row and Rarity just has to make you some clothes.
>She brings them out.
>Put them on.
>They smell nice.
>Get dizzy.
>Pass out.
>wake up naked with Rarity washing you.
>lolwut.
>She laughs at you, then she makes deh sexies with you.
>You are now in a relationship with Rarity.
>Today was a plesant day.

>Twilight invented a new spell today!
>Correction, she Found a new spell.
>You watch as she casts it.
>During the cast she yells, "Meteor Impact!"
>Did she just..?
>Try to warn her not to cast it.
>Too late.
>A meteor destroys Ponyville.
>Survive because of magic resistance.
>Everypone is dead.
>You now hate anime AND video games.
>Today is a bad day.
>Fucking Twilight Splatter.

>Day Mxyzptlk in Equestria.
>Bitches had internet when you got here.
>So like any friendless jerk-off, you have it all.
>Tech-wise.
>You are bored today, and with no friends, you check up on 4hoove.
>Someones spamming the threads on the "My Dramatic Human" Board.
>The name is "Flutterfuckyouall"
>Walk out of house.
>Go to fluttershy's.
>Knock.
>She opens the door.
"Spamming threads isn't my fetish."
>Grab her.
>Throw her through a window back into her house.
>Today was a tiring day.