americans.txt

ross: god help me
ross: so
ross: two of my illustrious teammates
ross: both too busy being target-fixated to navigate
ross: crash their battleships into each other
ross: not with serious force, just one buried its bow in the aft middle of the other and spun it off course slightly, no real damage done
Buscemi: pfff
ross: the game puts out a friendly fire warning for any team damage, including collisions
ross: leading the collider to begin accusing the collidee (whose guns are visibly trained on an enemy cruiser 10 miles away) of shooting him.
ross: he takes exception to this alleged friendly fire
ross: and elects to "return fire" in revenge, at a ship which never shot him in the first place, and which he collided with
Buscemi: you mean the US' involvement in Vietnam?
Buscemi: THE GULF OF TONKIN?
ross: so while the first battleship frantically tries to manoeuvre away (and can't, because it's a nagato, and struggles with tight turns)
Buscemi: you really butchered the spelling
ross: this dipshit in his new mexico begins pounding belt-shots into it off his fore turrets
Buscemi: on maneuver
ross: speak (british) english or die
ross: anyway
Buscemi: is that how you spell it?
ross: the nagato is understandably angry
Buscemi: so breathy and unnecessary
ross: ...it's a french loanword, of course it is
Buscemi: just like my roleplay...
ross: so the nagato begins venting in chat
ross: by this stage everyone's calling the new mexico a retard, myself included, because he's wiped out most of the nagato's structural integrity and managed to get himself sunk
ross: the two of them start with politics (the new mex accuses the nagato of being a clinton voter, and the nagato retorts that of course a trumpite would be such an idiot)
Buscemi: I hate them both
Buscemi: Except I cannot vote for Donald Trump
Buscemi: He is so horrible
ross: then orientation (the nagato implies the new mexico is gay, a statement rather diluted by his own threat to "split [the new mexico's] ass wide open")
ross: then race, with both accusing the other of being black in rather more offensive terms than i wish to repeat
ross: then net income
ross: welfare status
ross: state of residence
ross: FINALLY they cut to the good stuff and straight up begin threatening violence upon each other and asking for addresses
ross: big surprise: we lost
ross: HOW
ross: ARE THESE PEOPLE
ross: THE DOMINANT WORLD POWER
Buscemi: :(
ross: THEY CAN'T EVEN GET ALONG FOR FIVE SECONDS
ross: john cleese was right
Buscemi: If Trump gets elected I'm running
ross: the royal navy should've come over and civilised you rustic colonials while it still had the ships to do it with