Code Monkey

CODE MONKEY GET UP GET COFFEE
     CODE MONKEY GO TO JOB
CODE MONKEY HAVE BORING MEETING
     WITH BORING MANAGER ROB
ROB SAY CODE MONKEY VERY DILIGENT
     BUT HIS OUTPUT STINK
HIS CODE NOT "FUNCTIONAL" OR "ELEGANT"
     WHAT DO CODE MONKEY THINK?
CODE MONKEY THINK MAYBE MANAGER WANT TO WRITE GOD DAMNED LOGIN PAGE HIMSELF
     CODE MONKEY NOT SAY IT OUT LOUD
CODE MONKEY NOT CRAZY, JUST PROUD

CODE MONKEY LIKE FRITOS
     CODE MONKEY LIKE TAB AND MOUNTAIN DEW
CODE MONKEY VERY SIMPLE MAN
     WITH BIG WARM FUZZY SECRET HEART:
CODE MONKEY LIKE YOU
     CODE MONKEY LIKE YOU

CODE MONKEY HANG AROUND AT FRONT DESK
     TELL YOU SWEATER LOOK NICE
CODE MONKEY OFFER BUY YOU SODA
     BRING YOU CUP, BRING YOU ICE
YOU SAY NO THANK YOU FOR THE SODA CAUSE
     SODA MAKE YOU FAT
ANYWAY YOU BUSY WITH THE TELEPHONE
     NO TIME FOR CHAT
CODE MONKEY HAVE LONG WALK BACK TO CUBICLE HE SIT DOWN PRETEND TO WORK
     CODE MONKEY NOT THINKING SO STRAIGHT
CODE MONKEY NOT FEELING SO GREAT

CODE MONKEY LIKE FRITOS
     CODE MONKEY LIKE TAB AND MOUNTAIN DEW
CODE MONKEY VERY SIMPLE MAN
     WITH BIG WARM FUZZY SECRET HEART:
CODE MONKEY LIKE YOU
     CODE MONKEY LIKE YOU A LOT

CODE MONKEY HAVE EVERY REASON
     TO GET OUT THIS PLACE
CODE MONKEY JUST KEEP ON WORKING
     SEE YOUR SOFT PRETTY FACE
MUCH RATHER WAKE UP, EAT A COFFEE CAKE
     TAKE BATH, TAKE NAP
THIS JOB "FULFILLING IN CREATIVE WAY"
     SUCH A LOAD OF CRAP
CODE MONKEY THINK SOMEDAY HE HAVE EVERYTHING EVEN PRETTY GIRL LIKE YOU
     CODE MONKEY JUST WAITING FOR NOW
CODE MONKEY SAY SOMEDAY, SOMEHOW

CODE MONKEY LIKE FRITOS
     CODE MONKEY LIKE TAB AND MOUNTAIN DEW
CODE MONKEY VERY SIMPLE MAN
     WITH BIG WARM FUZZY SECRET HEART:
CODE MONKEY LIKE YOU
     CODE MONKEY LIKE YOU