Through Eternity

>Be the sick fluffy abuser
>Spiteful universe sends an invincible, immortal fluffy pony to taunt you
>you cast it's body into a block of molten glass up to it's neck and hurl it off a boat over an oceanic subduction zone.
>you live to the age of 93 before dying of natural causes because uploading is still too expensive for the common man.
>Fluffy pony waits, alone for 30,000 years on the seafloor before being subducted into the earth's mantle.
>800 million years later, it is spewed forth from a volcano on the pacific rim to an unrecognizable world devoid of human life
>It witnesses the rise and fall of countless new animal and plant species, many of which attempted in vain to eat it.
>after several billion years, the sun engulfs the earth, and fluffy pony bathes in nuclear fire, unscathed.
>A few hundred million years later, the sun sheds it's outer layers and becomes a dwarf star.
>Fluffy pony drifts alone through the cold blackness of space.
>The stars blink out one by one. Over time, they stop being replaced by new ones.
>after about 10^100 years, the universe has reached thermal equilibrium, save for fluffy pony
>It is absolutely alone in the near perfect darkness of a dead universe.
>All neutrons decay to protons and electrons.
>All protons decay to positrons and pions
>The pions decay to gamma rays and the positrons annihilate with electrons.
>there is nothing left but fluffy pony, a broken husk of a creature.