Deadmeat Chronicles: The Bad Fluffy

>You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with a light green mane.
>It is outside time again.
>You are hearing the scratching at the fence.
>You are puffing your cheeks and stomping, “Go way!”
>It seems the scratching gets worse.
>”Wha make noise!?”
>There is still no answer.
>Andrew comes up excites, “Fwen come pway! Need mo fo tag!”
>You slowly walk away from the scratching and head into the play area.
>The stinky water monster is yelling into a small metal thing.
>”One of my fluffies was stuck outside goddamnit!”
>She looks angry.
>”I said I want a fucking pet door placed on my front door and I want it today!”
>”I know public school produces the lowest ignorant degenerates in the fucking world but I figured you could at least understand fucking English!”
>”Get your lowlife ass over here and put in the door or you will be fucking living on unemployment you mouth breathing jump back in evolution!”
>She looks over and sees you.
>She smiles and waves, “Oh Sir William Reginald, I am making so if you get left outside again you can come in sweetie!”
>You ignore the stinky water monster as you follow Andrew.
>You walk to where a large group of fluffies are giggling and running randomly.
>Fluffies are swatting at each other saying, “Yoo it!” And then tagging another fluffy forgetting that they had just tagged someone else.
>Andrew runs into the hodgepodge of fluffies.
>You are about to run in when you are cut off.
>”Fwuffies nuu wan stinky fwuffy pway wif fwuffies!”
>It is two of Alexander’s friends.
>”Deadmeat fwen wan Deadmeat pway. Yoo mofe!”
>Alexander comes running up from the side, “Yoo stinky ugwy fwuffy!”
>You turn and face him, “Go way or big owchies!”
>Alexander walks up and pokes the scar over your shoulder.
>”Bad fwuffy haf ugwy fwuff! Nuu haf pwetty fwuff wike gud fwuffy!”
>You push Alexander back, “Yoo bad fwuffy! Deadmeat haf gud fwuff!”
>Alexander rolls back a bit then sets up crying, “Meanie bad fwuffy hewt Awexandeh! Bwahhhhhh!”
>Other fluffies walk up puffing their cheeks, “Why bad fwuffy hewt fwen!?”
>You stomp, “Dat bad fwuffy! Fwuffy meanie talk Deadmeat!”
>”Yoo make fwen cwy! Yoo bad fwuffy!”
>”Mommeh nee gif bad stinky ugwy fwuffy sowwy bawks!” Alexander bursts out yelling at you.
>Anger washes over you and you charge him.
>Before he reacts you ram him in the chest with your horn.
>The cork keeps the point from piercing his chest but you knock him across the ground.
>”EeeEeeEEEEEE! Owies! EEEeEEeEEEEEEEEE! Bad fwuffy hewt fwuffy! EeeeEeeEEEE!”
>You line up on him again getting ready to give biggest owchies.
>”Sir William Reginald! Cut that out!”
>You look up and see the stinky water monster running toward you.
>She looks angry, you turn and take off running as fluffies shout angrily behind you.
>You sprint to your hidey hole.
>You look back and see the stinky water monster cradling Alexander.
>You scuttle into the bush you claimed and start to stomp randomly.
>You are not a bad fluffy!
>Your fluff is good fluff!
>Why does every fluffy think your bad and a monster!
>You ram the base of the bush angrily.
>Your horn bouncing off from the cork.
>”Dum dum ting! Make hown nu wewk!”
>You shake your head furiously.
>Your horn slides in a banch fork and gets stuck.
>”Dum dum hidey hole! Dum dum ting!”
>You kick and pull backwards and after a second you fall back.
>You roll out from the hidey hole.
>You jump up and see the stinky water monster walking your way.
>You quickly jump into your hidey hole looking around for a better place to hide.
>Then you see it.
>The cork is on the ground.
>You look to the end of your horn.
>The point is now uncovered.
>”Was the cork off? I knew we should cut that thing off!”
>”Stay back Charles!”
>That was the meanie monster!
>You think for a moment then flop on your side closing your eyes.
>You hear the bush shake, “Sir William Reginald… you have to try and get along with the other fluffies.”
>You lay there.
>”Sir William… I can see your chest move. You are breathing.”
>She can tell you are alive!
>You tentatively open one eye.
>She is just a foot away.
>You scuttle back and face her.
>You lower your horn to charge.
>Princess Princess walks in between you and the stinky water monster.
>”Why yoo be bad fwuffy!” She demands.
>You look around, you can’t charge past her to the monster.
>You stomp in frustration, “Deadmeat nuu am bad! Dey make meanie talk to Deadmeat!”
>”Sir William… do you realize you have been spanked and placed in the sorry box almost every night since you were adopted?”
>”Yoo meanies! Yoo gif owies to Deadmeat!”
>You point at the stinky monster, “Yoo make Deadmeat make bad poopies! Yoo nuu wet Deadmeat go way! Yoo bad!”
>Princess Princess runs up and boops your nose.
>You stare at the light brown alicorn with your mouth agape.
>”Mommeh onwy gud to bad fwuffy! Yoo onwy mean to mommeh!”
>She has tears welling up in her eyes, “Why yoo be bad fwuffy!? Why yoo meanie to mommeh!?”
>You try to say something but she just burst out crying and runs away.
>You look after her, “Deadmeat nuu bad fwuffy!”
>The stinky water monster looks down, “All fluffies want to be loved… all fluffies want to be good…”
>She lowers the bush and starts to walk away.
>”Deadmeat am gud!” You stomp angrily.
>You are a good fluffy, you just don’t understand why you feel like a bad one.
>Andrew comes shuffling into your hidey hole, “whewe fwen go? Nee pway tag!”
>”If he has figured out how to take that cork off we are going to have to cut his horn!”
>”You forget who pays your fucking paycheck! Watch your fucking tone!”
>”Fwen?” Andrew is looking at you confused.
>”Deadmeat nuu wan pway wif udder fwuffies…”
>You look at the cork.
>The meanie monster wants to hurt you because you took that off.
>You can’t escape.
>You lower your head and place your horn into the hole and push.
>The cork goes back onto your horn.
>”Come fwen! Come pway!”
>Andrew runs out from your hidey hole.
>You follow slowly looking around.
>The stinky water monster looks your way and has a shocked look on her face.
>Princess Princess is off to the side crying.
>Alexander is in the middle of a group of fluffies babbling.
>The stinky water monster points at you, “See, cork still on! Leave him alone!”
>She turns and points at the meanie monster, “I know fluffies need discipline but tonight you will keep your hands off that one!”
>The meanie monster’s face is red.
>You look at Andrew who is hopping around you.
>”Yoo Andwew bestest fwen! Always pway wif Andwew!”
>”Deadmeat tink yoo bestest fwen too.”
>Andrew stops and looks up, “Mommeh!”
>You look around and the stinky water monster is on you.
>You jump back and puff your cheek.
>She kneels down, “I know deep down you’re good.”
>You start to say something to get her to go away.
*squirt*
>Your mouth was open.