-- prolixCorvid [PC] began pestering adjutorObedentiary [AO] at 10:54 --
PC: i. uh.
AO: Wow.
PC: really. good luck. honorary teal blood whose name i gather might be lohqua.
AO: You've made Aradnii act liike a real troll.
PC: what.
AO: And yeah, II'm Lohqua. You??
PC: coraxe acipit. aviator extraordinaire.
AO: II'm iimpre22ed.
PC: what did i do.
AO: Lohqua Dibare, e%pert armor2miith.
PC: herder of dualmouthed felines.
AO: II told her II wouldn't tell you, but 2he'2 2o black for you II thiink 2he need2 a paiil.
PC: wait. what. what did i even say.
AO: II don't know, but she even admiitted iit.
PC: i.m going to get to the bottom of this.
AO: Don't tell her II told you.
PC: in the meantime. uh. how do you even handle all that.
AO: Handle all what??
PC: all...
PC: that.
PC: the whole... everything. all of it.
AO: What, the learnhiive?
PC: i mean just reading that made me wonder if i even wanted to be a part of our society.
AO: =:/ Pure 2tubborne22.
AO: II'm too hornbea2t-headed for them to hold me back.
PC: oh. so they.re like troll shields.
PC: you stand by them so you look better. and you have them around to protect you to the best of their feeble abilities.
PC: i see.
AO: II wa2 2emii-famou2 for my 2miithiing before II got here, 2o II wa2 iin good wiith the iin2tructor2 riight off the bad.
AO: And yeah, pretty much.
PC: that.s very clever. are you sure you.re not a blue blood. they have plots like that all the time.
AO: II look liike one, but no. My b100d 100k2 liike metal.
PC: what. really. like all shiny and polished.
AO: Yeah. IIt'2 kiind of dii2turbiing.
AO: II bleed more than u2ual too. =:/
PC: wow. that.s bad.
AO: Yeah.
AO: They haven't culled me yet though!
PC: that.s good.
AO: 2o II'm ju2t gonna try and keep my meat2hiiel2 II mean 2ubordiinate2 aliive 2o II 2tay aliive.
PC: right. and if one of them happens to have an accident in the line of duty. well.
PC: at least it wasn.t you. right.
AO: Yep.
AO: And iif one of them happen2 to 2ate my b100dlu2t better them than an iin2tructor.
PC: hahaha. you i like. yes.
AO: Thank2.
AO: We're goiing to try and get you here you know
PC: i.m not sure i like the idea of being a meatshield. dibare.
AO: There'2 benefiit2 to iit.
AO: II'm tryiing to 2ee them all graduate too.
PC: i.d like to imagine i have what it takes to stand on my own in society and not require a troll.lusus to drag me by the tail feathers the whole way.
AO: You have no iidea what iit'2 liike here, e%cept that we've had to group together ju2t to have a hope of 2urviiviing.
AO: Aradnii'2 a paciifii2t, Yeoj ii2 an iidiiot, Rehk2a ii2 mute, and Enkelii'2 a fiinface.
AO: Oh my, how'2 2he doiing?
PC: well.
PC: there was the part where she said i ought to fester and die.
AO: E%cellent.
AO: =;)
PC: she also suggested that my blood might be leavings dyed purple. which. which honestly just confused me.
PC: it makes no medical sense.
AO: Hahahahaha.
PC: tell me more about this learnhive of suicidal idiots you are in. and why anyone in their right mind would select going there over a culling.
AO: We weren't even giiven that choiice.
AO: We were taken from our hiive2 whiile we 2lept.
PC: so cull each other.
AO: II'd rather liive. And iit would giive our in2tructor2 too much plea2ure.
AO: Though II try to cull Yeoj, obviiou2ly.
PC: it sounds like it.s basically going to amount to the same thing. only with more drawn out process and pain in this instance.
AO: IIf we 2ucceed we'll be full-fledged member2 of the iinva2iion force.
PC: so culling is definitely preferable then.
PC: i mean you.re basically either going to die. die at the mercy of your instructors. or die alone on some hellrock on the edge of the empire.
PC: sounds like good times to me
AO: IIt'2 a chance to liive.
AO: Hell, iit'2 a chance to be an offiicer and not diie.
AO: And really you'll end up iin the iinva2iion force regardle22.
PC: doesn.t sound that way to me.
PC: .i. won.t. they forgot about me up here. luckily. sometimes luckily. i guess.
AO: Why do you thiink that?
PC: never once have i seen a drone. not a single time have i received the supplies i.ve requisitioned.
PC: i don.t even get television up here.
AO: IIntere2tiing.
PC: so i.m pretty much in the clear.
AO: Well, you won't be when 2he'2 through. =;)
PC: what do you mean.
AO: Oh, diidn't you know trolliian ha2 a locator feature? All II have to do ii2 giive her tho2e number2... or giive them to my drone ally.
PC: Why, Dibare, I thought you said you already had a kismesis.
AO: Oh II'm ju2t helpiing a friiend.
PC: You're certainly trying very hard to attract some sable attention, from what I can tell!
AO: Ha!! IIf II were tryiing that II'd hardly be letting her have you.
PC: You do realize this is doing the opposite of helping your friend, yes? The dislike accumulated here is resting on you, not her.
AO: II'm ju2t 2howiing you what'2 iin her ar2enal.
AO: And a2 you poiinted out, II already have a kii2me2ii2. Why would II want two??
PC: You made a very explicit point of the words "giving her those numbers", Dibare. And I bet the inept little greenblooded wretch couldn't figure it out on her own if she was given a map and a forty page instructional guide.
PC: If anything happens, it will have the stench of your meddling all over it. I will not be fooled.
AO: Maybe II ju2t enjoy a chance to fuck wiith a hiighb100d when there'2 no chance of repercu22iion.
PC: Oh, please. You're obviously hateflirting while your pet greenblood vomits and hides in a closet, unable to handle even this most basic of social tensions in our society.
PC: I'm sure she'll just love your betrayal.
AO: IIt'2 precii2ely becau2e she can't do iit that II'm helpiing her you iidiiotiic 2hiit2taiin.
PC: Again, you're not helping her. You're doing the opposite.
AO: Ugh.
AO: That certaiinly ii2n't my iintentiion.
PC: Perhaps you should consider minding your own business, lowblood.
AO: And now you're hatefliirtiing. Lovely.
PC: No. That was not in any way stygian in intention. It was a simple instruction to stay out of this.
PC: There is a difference between blackrom and murder and I will be perfectly happy to demonstrate it if you land me in the invasion force.
AO: You're welcome to try.
PC: Or you could keep your freakishly large sniffprodder out of other trolls' business, and we won't have any problems.
AO: Well II can hardly help iit when 2he come2 and plop2 the problem riight iin my lap.
PC: tell her to go away. easily helped.
AO: You haven't 2een her cry.
AO: Here, joiin #stupidfuckinghighblood
PC: why would i ever do that.
AO: Becau2e one of my a22ociiate2 want2 to 2peak wiith you.
PC: now that that embarrassing little spectacle is finished with. i feel like i ought to inform you that i am downgrading you from honorary tealblood to honorary redblood. your behavior was simply appalling. dibare.
AO: Fuck you and the hoofbea2t you rode iin on.
AO: How'd you even fiind one of our memo2?
PC: hoofbeasts are for wrigglers like yourself. and i keep an eye out.
AO: Eugh.
AO: II don't ever want to talk wiith you iin any form agaiin.
PC: i think we.d both be happier that way. you don.t have to get confused by my big words and i don.t have to listen to an uncultured spineshrew.
AO: Your iin2ult2 are more juveniile than you claiim my behaviior ii2.
PC: oh i.m sorry clearly .groinmollusk. is just the height of maturity.
AO: IIn2ufferable priick 2eem2 more accurate.
PC: http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/4708/durrbare.png
PC: accurate depiction
AO: You're an outrageou2 degenerate and II hope that viiolet poii2on fe2ter2 iin your veiin2.
PC: hmmm. that.s what your caliginously.inclined .friend. was saying too.
PC: dibare what have i told you about these brazen displays of emotion. it.s shameful and you.re just embarrassing yourself.
AO: You're no better than the 2eadweller2 you claiim to hate. You're ju2t a mutated fiinle22 one.
PC: i have far better manners. something you obviously lack.
AO: Maybe iif you 2topped your campaiign to provoke me you'd 2ee my manner2, a2 iit ii2 you've done nothiing to earn my re2pect.
PC: i.m not provoking you. you.re just doing that ridiculous lowblood thing where you get all upset over nothing.
AO: You know what? Fuck you. II'm goiing to go concentraiit on my mate2priit. Thank2 for helpiing u2 wiith that by the way. =;)
PC: with what. exactly.
AO: Fiigure iit out, 2mart a22.
PC: i don.t really care enough to bother. have fun with your lowblood suicide squad. dibare.
PC: and pass along my sympathies to that blueblood.
AO: Enjoy Alterniia whiile you can, Aciipiit. II'm ju2t that much of a viindiictiive biitch.
PC: oh you wouldn.t dare
AO: II w001d and have.
PC: dibare. i say this without an ounce of caliginous intent. without a single speck of obsidian affections.
PC: I will have revenge. I will dog you until my dying day if need be. This I swear. This I swear by the stars and the skies!
AO: You're certaiinly welcome to try Aciipiit, but II'll do a thou2and tiime2 wor2e anythiing you manage wiith your pathetiic nobiiliity.