DFGT VII: 1I

The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes at Urist McGranny but the shot is deftly parried by the platinum ladle!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked with the wagon wooden buckler!
The Amazing Buckler-Man attacks Urist McGranny but She jumps away!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes at Urist McGranny but the shot is blocked!
Urist McGranny attacks The Amazing Buckler-Man but He jumps away!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes at Urist McGranny but the shot is blocked!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked with the wagon wooden buckler!
The Amazing Buckler-Man misses Urist McGranny!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked!
The Amazing Buckler-Man attacks Urist McGranny but She jumps away!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked with the wagon wooden buckler!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes at Urist McGranny but the shot is deftly parried by the platinum ladle!
Urist McGranny attacks The Amazing Buckler-Man but He jumps away!
The Amazing Buckler-Man misses Urist McGranny!
The Amazing Buckler-Man attacks Urist McGranny but She jumps away!
Urist McGranny misses The Amazing Buckler-Man!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked with the wagon wooden buckler!
The Amazing Buckler-Man misses Urist McGranny!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked!
The Amazing Buckler-Man attacks Urist McGranny but She jumps away!
Urist McGranny attacks The Amazing Buckler-Man but He jumps away!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes at Urist McGranny but the shot is blocked!
Urist McGranny misses The Amazing Buckler-Man!
The Amazing Buckler-Man attacks Urist McGranny but She jumps away!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes at Urist McGranny but the shot is blocked with the oaken shield!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked with the wagon wooden buckler!
The Amazing Buckler-Man attacks Urist McGranny but She jumps away!
Urist McGranny misses The Amazing Buckler-Man!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is just barely parried by the copper ladle!
The Amazing Buckler-Man attacks Urist McGranny but She jumps away!
Urist McGranny attacks The Amazing Buckler-Man but He jumps away!
The Amazing Buckler-Man misses Urist McGranny!
Urist McGranny misses The Amazing Buckler-Man!
The Amazing Buckler-Man attacks Urist McGranny but She jumps away!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked!
The Amazing Buckler-Man attacks Urist McGranny but She jumps away!
Urist McGranny misses The Amazing Buckler-Man!
The Amazing Buckler-Man misses Urist McGranny!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes at Urist McGranny but the shot is parried by the platinum ladle!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked with the wagon wooden buckler!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes at Urist McGranny but the shot is blocked!
Urist McGranny strikes The Amazing Buckler-Man in the first left upper arm with her platinum ladle, tearing the fat and bruising the muscle through the small cave spider silk cloak!
The Amazing Buckler-Man misses Urist McGranny!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked with the wagon wooden buckler!
The Amazing Buckler-Man misses Urist McGranny!
Urist McGranny attacks The Amazing Buckler-Man but He jumps away!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes at Urist McGranny but the shot is blocked!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked!
The Amazing Buckler-Man misses Urist McGranny!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked with the wagon wooden buckler!
Urist McGranny: I have improved my fighting.  That was satisfying.
The Amazing Buckler-Man misses Urist McGranny!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked with the wagon wooden buckler!
The Amazing Buckler-Man misses Urist McGranny!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked with the wagon wooden buckler!
The Amazing Buckler-Man attacks Urist McGranny but She jumps away!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes at Urist McGranny but the shot is blocked!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked with the wagon wooden buckler!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes at Urist McGranny but the shot is deftly parried by the platinum ladle!
The Amazing Buckler-Man: I've been wounded.  That's very annoying.
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked with the wagon wooden buckler!
Urist McGranny attacks The Amazing Buckler-Man but He jumps away!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes at Urist McGranny but the shot is blocked!
Urist McGranny strikes The Amazing Buckler-Man in the first right hand with her oaken shield and the injured part explodes into gore!
An artery has been opened by the attack!
The force bends the first right lower arm!
The Amazing Buckler-Man loses hold of the copper ladle.
The Amazing Buckler-Man misses Urist McGranny!
The Amazing Buckler-Man: I have improved my mace.  That was satisfying.
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes at Urist McGranny but the shot is parried by the platinum ladle!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked with the wagon wooden buckler!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked!
The Amazing Buckler-Man attacks Urist McGranny but She jumps away!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked with the wagon wooden buckler!
The Amazing Buckler-Man attacks Urist McGranny but She jumps away!
The Amazing Buckler-Man: I've been injured badly.  I feel hopeless.
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes at Urist McGranny but the shot is easily parried by the platinum ladle!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked with the wagon wooden buckler!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the right lower arm with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked with the wagon wooden buckler!
The Amazing Buckler-Man attacks Urist McGranny but She jumps away!
Urist McGranny misses The Amazing Buckler-Man!
The Amazing Buckler-Man attacks Urist McGranny but She jumps away!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked with the wagon wooden buckler!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked with the wagon wooden buckler!
The Amazing Buckler-Man attacks Urist McGranny but She jumps away!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked with the wagon wooden buckler!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes at Urist McGranny but the shot is blocked!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes at Urist McGranny but the shot is blocked with the oaken shield!
Urist McGranny attacks The Amazing Buckler-Man but He jumps away!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes at Urist McGranny but the shot is blocked with the oaken shield!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked with the wagon wooden buckler!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the left foot with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked with the wagon wooden buckler!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes at Urist McGranny but the shot is blocked with the oaken shield!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked with the wagon wooden buckler!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the right upper arm with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle!
The force bends the right shoulder!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked with the wagon wooden buckler!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the left foot with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle!
The force bends the left ankle, bruising the muscle and bruising the muscle!
Urist McGranny attacks The Amazing Buckler-Man but He jumps away!
The Amazing Buckler-Man attacks Urist McGranny but She jumps away!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked with the wagon wooden buckler!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked!
The Amazing Buckler-Man: I have improved my shield.  That was satisfying.
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the right lower leg with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle!
The force bends the right knee!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked with the wagon wooden buckler!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes at Urist McGranny but the shot is blocked with the oaken shield!
Urist McGranny attacks The Amazing Buckler-Man but He jumps away!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the right hand with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle!
Urist McGranny attacks The Amazing Buckler-Man but He jumps away!
The Amazing Buckler-Man attacks Urist McGranny but She jumps away!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes at Urist McGranny but the shot is blocked with the oaken shield!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked with the wagon wooden buckler!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes at Urist McGranny but the shot is blocked!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes at Urist McGranny but the shot is blocked with the oaken shield!
Urist McGranny attacks The Amazing Buckler-Man but He jumps away!
Urist McGranny stands up.
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes at Urist McGranny but the shot is blocked with the oaken shield!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked with the wagon wooden buckler!
The Amazing Buckler-Man misses Urist McGranny!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked with the wagon wooden buckler!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes at Urist McGranny but the shot is blocked with the oaken shield!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked with the wagon wooden buckler!
Urist McGranny charges at The Amazing Buckler-Man!
Urist McGranny collides with The Amazing Buckler-Man!
The Amazing Buckler-Man is knocked over and tumbles backward!
The Amazing Buckler-Man stands up.
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked with the wagon wooden buckler!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes at Urist McGranny but the shot is blocked with the oaken shield!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the spleen!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked with the wagon wooden buckler!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the right lower arm with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle!
The force bends the right elbow, bruising the muscle and bruising the muscle!
Urist McGranny strikes The Amazing Buckler-Man in the first left lower arm with her platinum ladle, tearing the fat and bruising the muscle through the small cave spider silk cloak!
The force bends the first left upper arm!
The Amazing Buckler-Man collapses and falls to the ground from over-exertion.
The Amazing Buckler-Man attacks Urist McGranny but She jumps away!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes at Urist McGranny but the shot is blocked!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked with the wagon wooden buckler!
The Amazing Buckler-Man attacks Urist McGranny but She jumps away!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes at Urist McGranny but the shot is blocked with the oaken shield!
Urist McGranny scratches The Amazing Buckler-Man in the left lower leg, fracturing the chitin and bruising the muscle through the xsmall duck leather high bootx!
A tendon has been torn!
The force twists the left upper leg!
The Amazing Buckler-Man attacks Urist McGranny but She jumps away!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes at Urist McGranny but the shot is blocked!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked with the wagon wooden buckler!
The Amazing Buckler-Man attacks Urist McGranny but She jumps away!
Urist McGranny strikes The Amazing Buckler-Man in the second left upper arm with her platinum ladle, tearing the fat and bruising the muscle through the small cave spider silk cloak!
The Amazing Buckler-Man loses hold of the wagon wooden buckler.
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes at Urist McGranny but the shot is parried by the platinum ladle!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked with the wagon wooden buckler!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes at Urist McGranny but the shot is blocked with the oaken shield!
The Amazing Buckler-Man attacks Urist McGranny but She jumps away!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked with the wagon wooden buckler!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes at Urist McGranny but the shot is blocked!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked with the wagon wooden buckler!
The Amazing Buckler-Man attacks Urist McGranny but She jumps away!
Urist McGranny strikes The Amazing Buckler-Man in the third right hand with her platinum ladle, tearing the fat through the small cat leather right glove!
The Amazing Buckler-Man loses hold of the wagon wooden buckler.
Urist McGranny collapses and falls to the ground from over-exertion.
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes at Urist McGranny but the shot is blocked with the oaken shield!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the right lower leg with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle!
The force bends the right knee!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked with the wagon wooden buckler!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the left hand with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle!
The force bends the left wrist!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked with the wagon wooden buckler!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes at Urist McGranny but the shot is blocked!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes at Urist McGranny but the shot is just barely parried by the platinum ladle!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked with the wagon wooden buckler!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the right upper arm with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle!
Urist McGranny has become enraged!
Urist McGranny attacks The Amazing Buckler-Man but He rolls away!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked with the wagon wooden buckler!
The Amazing Buckler-Man punches Urist McGranny in the fourth toe, left foot with his second right hand, tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The force bends the left foot, tearing apart the skin and tearing apart the left knee's muscle!
Urist McGranny attacks The Amazing Buckler-Man but He rolls away!
Urist McGranny: I've been injured badly.  Waaaaa...
The Amazing Buckler-Man punches Urist McGranny in the second finger, left hand with his second right hand and the injured part explodes into gore!
The force pulls the left hand, tearing apart the skin and bruising the left elbow's muscle!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the fat!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle!
The Amazing Buckler-Man bites Urist McGranny in the thumb, right hand, tearing the muscle!
The Amazing Buckler-Man latches on firmly!
Urist McGranny breaks the grip of The Amazing Buckler-Man's mouth on Urist McGranny's thumb, right hand.
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the left lower leg with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle!
The force pulls the left knee!
The Amazing Buckler-Man punches Urist McGranny in the left ear with his second right hand and the injured part collapses!
The force twists the head, tearing apart the skin!
The Amazing Buckler-Man: I have improved my misc. object.  That was satisfying.
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the heart!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the pancreas!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper lip with his wagon wooden buckler and the injured part is crushed!
The force twists the head, bruising the skin!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked with the wagon wooden buckler!
The Amazing Buckler-Man bites Urist McGranny in the upper body, tearing the fat!
The Amazing Buckler-Man latches on firmly!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked with the wagon wooden buckler!
Urist McGranny breaks the grip of The Amazing Buckler-Man's mouth on Urist McGranny's upper body.
Urist McGranny: I have improved my armor.  That was satisfying.
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the right lower arm with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked with the wagon wooden buckler!
Urist McGranny strikes The Amazing Buckler-Man in the second left lower arm with her platinum ladle, tearing the fat and bruising the muscle through the small cave spider silk cloak!
The force bends the second left upper arm, bruising the fat!
A ligament has been bruised and a tendon has been bruised!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the right upper leg with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle!
The force pulls the right hip!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the liver!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked with the wagon wooden buckler!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the right foot with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle!
Urist McGranny strikes The Amazing Buckler-Man in the first left hand with her platinum ladle, tearing the fat through the small cat leather left glove!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
Urist McGranny strikes at The Amazing Buckler-Man but the shot is blocked with the wagon wooden buckler!
The Amazing Buckler-Man punches Urist McGranny in the first finger, right hand with his second right hand and the injured part collapses!
The force bends the right hand, tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat and tearing apart the right elbow's muscle!
Urist McGranny loses hold of the platinum ladle.
Urist McGranny passes out from exhaustion.
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the fat!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the left lung!
Urist McGranny is having trouble breathing!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the liver!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
Urist McGranny looks sick!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the fat and bruising the pancreas!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the right kidney!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle!
Urist McGranny vomits.
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the heart!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the left lung!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the fat!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle!
Urist McGranny retches.
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the liver!
Urist McGranny retches.
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
Urist McGranny looks even more sick!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
Urist McGranny looks even more sick!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the liver!
Urist McGranny vomits.
Urist McGranny retches.
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the right lung!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the fat!
Urist McGranny retches.
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the right kidney!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the heart!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the right lung!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the fat!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the liver!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the pancreas!
Urist McGranny vomits.
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the heart!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the pancreas!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle!
Urist McGranny retches.
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the fat!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the stomach!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the heart!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the liver!
Urist McGranny vomits.
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the fat!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the liver!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle!
Urist McGranny is no longer enraged.
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the fat!
Urist McGranny regains consciousness.
Urist McGranny passes out from exhaustion.
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
Urist McGranny looks even more sick!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the liver!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle!
Urist McGranny retches.
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the stomach!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the liver!
Urist McGranny vomits.
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the stomach!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the fat!
Urist McGranny retches.
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
Urist McGranny looks even more sick!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the liver!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the stomach!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the fat!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the fat!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the right lung!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the liver!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the fat!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the stomach!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the fat!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the fat!
Urist McGranny vomits.
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the stomach!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the right lung!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the liver!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
Urist McGranny looks even more sick!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the right kidney!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
Urist McGranny retches.
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle!
Urist McGranny is having more trouble breathing!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the fat!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the heart!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the fat!
Urist McGranny vomits.
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the fat!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the pancreas!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the right lung!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the left lung!
Urist McGranny is having more trouble breathing!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the fat!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the fat and bruising the spleen!
Urist McGranny retches.
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle!
Urist McGranny retches.
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the fat!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle!
Urist McGranny vomits.
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle!
Urist McGranny retches.
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the pancreas!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle!
Urist McGranny is having more trouble breathing!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the pancreas!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the left kidney!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the fat!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the pancreas!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the liver!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the fat!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the liver!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the right kidney!
Urist McGranny vomits.
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the stomach!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
Urist McGranny looks even more sick!
Urist McGranny retches.
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the right lung!
Urist McGranny retches.
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the fat!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the right lung!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the fat!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the right lung!
Urist McGranny is having more trouble breathing!
Urist McGranny vomits.
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
Urist McGranny looks even more sick!
Urist McGranny retches.
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the heart!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the right kidney!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the liver!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the fat!
Urist McGranny retches.
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the left kidney!
Urist McGranny retches.
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the fat!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the left lung!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the stomach!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the fat!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the fat!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the stomach!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the liver!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle!
Urist McGranny vomits.
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the liver!
Urist McGranny retches.
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the liver!
Urist McGranny retches.
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the fat!
Urist McGranny is having more trouble breathing!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the fat!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the spleen!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the right lung!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the spleen!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the liver!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the fat!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the liver!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle!
Urist McGranny vomits.
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle!
Urist McGranny retches.
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the fat!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the stomach!
Urist McGranny regains consciousness.
Urist McGranny passes out from exhaustion.
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the right lung!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the left kidney!
Urist McGranny retches.
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the spleen!
Urist McGranny retches.
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the fat!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the pancreas!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the spleen!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the stomach!
Urist McGranny vomits.
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the fat!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the liver!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
Urist McGranny retches.
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the fat!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the right lung!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the upper body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the fat!
Urist McGranny retches.
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the stomach!
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
Urist McGranny retches.
The Amazing Buckler-Man strikes Urist McGranny in the lower body with his wagon wooden buckler, bruising the muscle and bruising the pancreas!
Urist McGranny has suffocated.
The Amazing Buckler-Man: Death is all around us.  This is truly horrifying.