LEGEND OF THE LOST SWIMSUIT! by Martin

A/N: You'll enjoy this one!
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Later, once they were alone and away from the others, Daniel met with Hugo in a nearby condo
They had been meeting like this awhile now, often in the evenings or at night.
A deep friendship had struck up after their previous adventures, but they kept it hidden as they didn't know what the others would think.
They often did some talking, some sleeping, maybe a few board games.
They were quite close friends by now.

This particular night they were shearing secrets with eachother. Telling eachother things neither had told anyone else before. Things that not a single soul knew.

"Then there was that time I...Destroyed Åkessons crystal!"
"oh, Daniel! thats positively evil! and I should know!"
They both laughed. The night had been full of stories like this. The time Hugo blackmailed a a Biochemist. Or the time Daniel fooled a Anchor Smith into thinking it was the end of the world.. Endless stories shared just between them and no one else.
It was making them closer.
Closer then Daniel had ever thought possible.
As Daniel was telling another story,  thought  saw Hugo examining . Looking with..was that longing?
nah...couldn't be.
The moment was over and they departed eachothers company.
Daniel felt something had changed that night, but wasn't sure what.
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A long long time ago,  the legendary SLEEP was forged....


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Daniel at that moment felt in  pocket. Thats strange there was a note.
It said  should rendezvous at the demolished beach at sunset...and he should bring Daniel Jr.

Daniel kept this secret as it was clearly just for .
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Hugo woke up next to Martin.
 (earlier that week he found out he was gay)
"Daniel is back, my spider-sense is tingleing..."
 "If he is back, then he must be a zombie!"
"Good thinking!"
Suddenly Erika came in quickly.
"Daniel is back, he has killed Åkesson and Benjamin !!!"
"oh, bugger" said  Hugo

At that moment Erika dropped dead on the floor, from mysterious causes of death.
Her guts feel out of her, staining the carpet and making the nearby record collection messy

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!" said our hero.
"Nooooooooooooo!!!" he repeated, in an upset tone of voice.
"She was my friend, I am very upset!"
"There there, Hugo." Martin patted Hugo on the back.
"Thanks, that's better :)"
"Look! She has something in her hand!"
Hugo ripped open the flesh from the hand,spraying blood everywhere.
Inside was a secret encrypted, coded note:
"The carpet will destroy the reboot action figures as the balloon of evil returns."

"This must be a clue!"
"lets go!"

(A/N this is more goth than usually but I really like it this way! You will too, because its AWESOME!)

It looked like Daniel had sought Hugo out! Ever since Hugo's parents told him that he was in fact a half vampire (or a dhampire), he had feared being discovered by Daniel especially after Hugo remembred the terrible secret of his past.

Erika looked with concerned at Hugo, "what is wrong Hugo?"

Hugo did not wait to answer her. He turned on one of his new found sexual vampire powers and listened to Daniel's commands.
Daniel was commanding his lackeys to search Hugo out. After villain had harshly interrogatedand tortured and flayed their skin of their bones Daniel had discovred the truth behind Hugo! And he told his henchmen that he had.
"I have discovered the secret behind Hugo's percentage" Daniel told his henchmen.

His lackeys smiled wickedly and took their weapons and rushed into the shopping centre leaving behind a bloody trail of dead and mutilated bodies. They had no concern for any of the shops fortunately the colour of spilled blood matched the goth clothes so they could still be resold.
Hugo and Erika and Martin faught like lions that were fighting among each other for the last scrap of meat and mannished to defaecate most of the henchmen.

But then Daniel stapped forwar and spoke: "I know your secret!"
Then Martin said: "How do you know about Hugo being a half vampire (a/n: or dhampire, really!)?"
Daniel laughed and said: "you just told me! But also, I read it on Hugo's facebook!"

Hugo gasped, he thaguht that he had posted it only for friends and not public! Hugo had to be careful with his privacy settings because thye keep changing all the time (a/n: urrrgh, so annoying!)
But Daniel did nothing but launching. Daniel then said: but that is not what I had discovered!"
Oh no! both Martin and Erika gasped but Hugo could only think of. They did not know the truth. That Hugo was really rapped by Daniel before Hugo even knew of Daniel's name!

"I know that it was you so long ago who I raped before me and did everything that I had ever wanted to do with sucgh a fine pretty piece of meat like you!"

Oh no! gasped Erika and she felt really bad for Hugo because even though she knew that Hugo didn't love her and was really depressed, she really didn't expect this.
And Martin was also shocked because he knew the Åkesson and Benjamin knew a great secret that he didn't know, he still didn't know it was going to be this kind of secret!
Hugo felt very depressed all the sudden. He lost the will to fight and dropped his weapon before Daniel and villain laughed very loudly.
Daniel then said: "I have you now under my omplete spell like I had that so long ago!"

(A/N I wanted a cliff hanger here but I'm sooooo excited to share the next but of story with you! Your going to love it so much you'll print it out and try to publish it (but not without my permission!)" )



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"Why are you looking at me like that? Its almost like your want me badly. Ha Ha!" Daniel chuckled.

"You're my one true friend, Daniel, probably the best one I've had in a long time. I like talking to you, hanging out with you, and I even love listening to you sing.
...And now that you've pointed it out, I think I might like trying sex with you."

"You're touching me. That's not considered appropriate behavior," Daniel whispered,  bottom lip trembling while  limbs felt frozen.

"Maybe not. But I don't think you're going to stop me." Hugo stroked His hand up Daniel's hip, and pulled  shirt from  trousers. Daniel's eyes fluttered shut when  felt Hugo's fingers touch the skin of  lower back. But  forced them open again and stared into Hugo's pretty eyes.

"I should stop you." Daniel knew  should. This was Hugo. Hugo! Could  dare wreck their close friendship? And what about their destiny? But that didn't bother Daniel nearly as much.

"Stop me," Hugo said, and made it sound like a dare.

Daniel was all set to give Hugo a glare, but it faded away when  got  first real look at Hugo.I mean sure, Daniel had seen Hugo before, but not REALLY seen them. Not with these new eyes which Daniel now had.  eyes had been opened.

Hugo's manly chest.
His pretty neck.
His uncontrollable eyebrows.
His....Ferret.

In point of fact, Daniels mouth went a little slack and there may have been some drool.
Other parts of  might have been wet too.
It dripped on Hugo.
Hugo didn't seem to mind Daniels fluids though. Any kinda of fluid dropping on Him was fine it seemed. "ewww" He said but half way it turned to a "owwwwwww".
"owwwwwww"!
It was a "owwwwwww" of pleasure.
It was the first of many sounds to come
Hugo opened his mouth wider for stuff to drip into.

They kissed eachother softly. Daniel whispering sweat nothings into Hugos ear.
Hugo and Daniels bodies entangled becoming one ball of body parts.
It felt like there was Vaginas everywhere...even when there wasn't!

They then practiced lots and lots of sex
Once they had finished practicing, they were experts!


After they had finished - with big grins on their faces and embarrassed, they decided to go home and never speak of this again
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But they knew the battle was going to be fierce!

And when they saw the armies of Daniel embazzling before them, they had to gather the courage to go forth.
"For God , Hugo yelled.
"For SCIENCE," Martin said.
"For Loop!" Erika ejeculated loudly.

And then they all attacked!

And it was a fine spectacle to behold (A/N Oooooh, they're doing such cool things! Like bam! And Zuuuf!! And Pow!)

And then, just when our heroes could not take it anymore, they defeated Daniel!

The end