Evilsteady 2 Session 3

[18:44] <!Emilybroshoujo> Alright.
[18:45] <!Emilybroshoujo> You've got your slaves in storage until you have someplace else to put them.
[18:45] <!Emilybroshoujo> Before the auction Ezekiel was offered a "job" remember?
[18:46] <Vripe> leave them a deck of cards or something
[18:46] <!Emilybroshoujo> Are you going to do it?
[18:46] <!Emilybroshoujo> And if so what are you going to take?
[18:46] <!Emilybroshoujo> I'll brb.
[18:46] <Sazir> Do we know what it is?
[18:46] <!Emilybroshoujo> No.
[18:47] <Belor> OOOO a mystery job~
[18:49] <Belor> If we are lucky someone will have to die. I mean with the new slaves we will have to stock up on our food supply~
[18:49] <Sazir> A little snack for the road?
[18:50] <Belor> Might carry enough so the slaves don't starve.
[18:51] <!Emilybroshoujo> God damn it talk, you have to decide what to take. All you know is he was offered the job just because he looked tough by a chick dressed like a ninja.
[18:51] <Vripe> am I supposed to be tailing him, or helping him out
[18:51] <Sazir> Tailing him
[18:51] <Vripe> either way, I'm taking my boots
[18:51] <Vripe> gotcha
[18:52] <Belor> Well since she though he looked "tough" might be for some hired muscle.
[18:52] <Sazir> But anyhow, I say we take the job, for all our characters know it might be a message from our Lord.
[18:53] <Sazir> At least for Sazir anyway, because many muscle-bound idiots look tough, but how many of them are in the company of two priest of the God of Slaughter?
[18:53] <Belor> That job is of course taken, though do we need to take anything extra with us?
[18:53] <Vripe> wait, how do I tail him if we're going in a group
[18:53] <Belor> Rope and stuff like that? I'm sure we could find somewhere
[18:54] <Belor> By watching him very carefully dear friend
[18:54] <!Emilybroshoujo> Ants, stop listening to the little side things Brutus and Taco tell you to do.
[18:54] <!Emilybroshoujo> It's going to get you killed.
[18:54] <Vripe> I wasn't going to do it anyway
[18:55] <Vripe> I'd just make up random crap and get more gold from them
[18:55] <!Emilybroshoujo> Like if you had ACTUALLY tailed that rich elf you'd have died like a bitch in less than 1 round as soon as you were out of earshot from everyone else.
[18:55] <Vripe> even if I asked for his autograph?
[18:57] <Belor> Anyway Ezekiel do you need anything before we start the mission?
[18:58] <!Emilybroshoujo> I think he got called away by his family.
[18:58] <!Emilybroshoujo> because the universe hates me too much to make this a quick session.
[18:59] <Vripe> I'll keep my BS monologues to a minimum, then
[18:59] <Vripe> good practice
[19:00] <Belor> As for taking anything extra I think looking for some rope would be useful. Never know when you have to tie people up if they struggle too much.
[19:00] <Belor> Just need to find some of course.
[19:00] <!Emilybroshoujo> You can buy rope.
[19:00] <Vripe> ooh, that's a good ide
[19:00] <Belor> Ah yes!
[19:01] <Ezekiel> i'm back. i don't need anything. ready whenever you guys are.
[19:01] <Aeria> I read that as "You can buy rape"
[19:01] <Aeria> and I had to triple take.
[19:01] <!Emilybroshoujo> No.
[19:01] <!Emilybroshoujo> Rape is fre.
[19:01] <Belor> Buy? Silly Aeria that is free
[19:01] <Aeria> Knowing you I'm honestly not surprised.
[19:01] <!Emilybroshoujo> I feel 3% better now.
[19:02] <Vripe> Can't Buy Me Love, but Can Buy Me Rape
[19:02] <Belor> But yes I'm adding rope for now and that is all I can think of
[19:03] <Sazir> Woo?
[19:04] <Vripe> actually, I might need some paper and a writing utensil
[19:05] <Vripe> so I can pull that autograph line when needed
[19:05] <!Emilybroshoujo> Alright.
[19:06] <!Emilybroshoujo> The five of you gather your things and go to the adress on the scroll.
[19:06] <Vripe> awesome
[19:09] <!Emilybroshoujo> You find yourselves at the front of a large building.
[19:09] <!Emilybroshoujo> It's a rather extravagant manshion.
[19:09] <Vripe> HHHH
[19:10] <!Emilybroshoujo> Well?
[19:10] <Ezekiel> are there any guards outside said mansion
[19:10] <!Emilybroshoujo> No.
[19:10] <Sazir> "Well well, it seems the people who hired our dear little heretic seems to have some money...Dear rogue, could you scout ahead and make sure there is nothing waiting for us?"
[19:11] <Ezekiel> "I hardly think that's necessary my friend."
[19:11]  * Ezekiel walks up and knocks on the door
[19:11] <!Emilybroshoujo> The door is opened by a muscular orcish woman in a french maids costume.
[19:12] <Ezekiel> "I think you might be expecting us."
[19:12]  * Ezekiel shows the scroll
[19:13]  * Belor watches a few feet behind Ezekiel and peers over at the Orc
[19:13] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Okei, boss be in da back."
[19:13] <Ezekiel> "Alright then/"
[19:13] <Ezekiel> *.
[19:13]  * Sazir stands next to Belor, his skeleton wife standing next to him.
[19:13]  * Ezekiel puts the scroll inside
[19:13] <Ezekiel> *His bag
[19:13] <Ezekiel> "Let's go."
[19:13]  * Ezekiel walks inside
[19:13]  * Vripe goes
[19:14] <Belor> "Well.....that was easy"
[19:14]  * Belor follows after him
[19:14] <Sazir> "As things tend to be my good friend when we are guided by the lord. Isn't that right honey?"
[19:15]  * Sazir continues walking next to Belor, the skeleton following suit.
[19:15] <!Emilybroshoujo> You follow the long corridor to a large double door.
[19:16] <!Emilybroshoujo> As you push it open you enter a room with 4 large ogres in suits.
[19:16] <!Emilybroshoujo> A large plush chai sits across an overly large desk.
[19:18]  * Belor looks over at the ogres ".....that is not something you see everyday old friend."
[19:19] <Sazir> "Perhaps they work for that woman with the overly expensive weapon we saw during the market? Their dress certainly do not look cheap."