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<html>
<head>
  <meta charset="utf-8">
  <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width">
  <title>JS Bin</title>
  <style>.evidence{color:#a00;font-weight:bold;}</style>
</head>
<body>
  <b>Click the button to get orders.</b>
  <button onclick="game();">Get me wet!</button>
  <br><br>
  <div id="orders"></div>
<script id="jsbin-javascript">
var original_guests = [
  {name: "Bee", genital: "pussy", possessive: "her"},
  {name: "Paolo", genital: "dick", possessive: "his"}
];
var actions = [
  "kiss",
  "lick",
  "touch with hands or massage",
  "bite",
  "touch with {{POSSESSIVE}} feet",
  "touch with {{POSSESSIVE}} {{GENITAL}}",
  "touch with {{POSSESSIVE}} nose"
];
var subjects = [
  "toes",
  "nipples",
  "lips",
  "ears",
  "neck",
  "{{GENITAL}}",
  "back"
];
function extract(min, max) {
  return Math.round(Math.random() * max) + min;
};
function evidence(s) {
  return '<span class="evidence">' + s + '</span>';
}
function game() {
  var guests = original_guests.slice(0);
  var guest1 = guests.splice(extract(0, guests.length-1), 1)[0];
  var guest2 = guests.splice(extract(0, guests.length-1), 1)[0];

  var action = extract(0, actions.length-1);
  var subject = extract(0, subjects.length-1);

  var phrase = evidence(guest1.name);
  phrase += ' have to ';
  phrase += evidence(actions[action])
    .replace('{{GENITAL}}', guest1.genital)
    .replace('{{POSSESSIVE}}', guest1.possessive);
  phrase += ' ';
  phrase += guest2.name;
  phrase += '\'s ';
  phrase += evidence(subjects[subject])
    .replace('{{GENITAL}}', guest2.genital)


  document.getElementById('orders').innerHTML = phrase;

};
</script>


<script id="jsbin-source-javascript" type="text/javascript">var original_guests = [
  {name: "Bee", genital: "pussy", possessive: "her"},
  {name: "Paolo", genital: "dick", possessive: "his"}
];
var actions = [
  "kiss",
  "lick",
  "touch with hands or massage",
  "bite",
  "touch with {{POSSESSIVE}} feet",
  "touch with {{POSSESSIVE}} {{GENITAL}}",
  "touch with {{POSSESSIVE}} nose"
];
var subjects = [
  "toes",
  "nipples",
  "lips",
  "ears",
  "neck",
  "{{GENITAL}}",
  "back"
];
function extract(min, max) {
  return Math.round(Math.random() * max) + min;
};
function evidence(s) {
  return '<span class="evidence">' + s + '</span>';
}
function game() {
  var guests = original_guests.slice(0);
  var guest1 = guests.splice(extract(0, guests.length-1), 1)[0];
  var guest2 = guests.splice(extract(0, guests.length-1), 1)[0];

  var action = extract(0, actions.length-1);
  var subject = extract(0, subjects.length-1);

  var phrase = evidence(guest1.name);
  phrase += ' have to ';
  phrase += evidence(actions[action])
    .replace('{{GENITAL}}', guest1.genital)
    .replace('{{POSSESSIVE}}', guest1.possessive);
  phrase += ' ';
  phrase += guest2.name;
  phrase += '\'s ';
  phrase += evidence(subjects[subject])
    .replace('{{GENITAL}}', guest2.genital)


  document.getElementById('orders').innerHTML = phrase;

};</script></body>
</html>