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- >You land in Equestria for reasons
- >Learn from Twilight that gender roles are reversed due to a screwed up birth ratio making males more valuable to females
- >Excited as fuck, finally you're gonna live the dream
- >Months go by
- >You are never asked out by a QT3.14 mare
- >You work a shitty job serving hay fries and soy burgers to successful hard working mares who are in herds
- >Your time will come
- >Years go by
- >You are a sad, bitter stallion man thing
- >It didn't matter where you were, things would always be the same
- >The mane 6 are all old like you
- >Their daughters are running around having adventures
- >You've risen to the rank of manager at the hay burger place
- >You see Twilight walk in with her cute daughter Nightmare Sparkshimmer
- >Its kind of a long story, but a future evil corrupted version of herself from an alternate timeline kind of knocked her past self up and used human Sunset as the surrogate host
- >They don't like to talk about it
- >As you walk out to wave to your old friend Twilight, you watch in horror as her daughter recoils from your sight in disgust
- >Twilight apologizes and introduces you
- >Its awkward for everyone involved
- >The next morning Lyra finds your body
- >Bon Bon later also finds your body in their closet and chastises Lyra for bringing that thing into the house
- >BAD END
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