blakeraven

the most terrifying syndrone item

Jun 28th, 2012
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  1. [6:29 PM] krackychan: oh that's right
  2. [6:29 PM] krackychan: i have to finish the item that's giong to make unborn rage with the force of a thousandsun
  3. [6:29 PM] krackychan: s
  4. [6:30 PM] krackychan: or just feel disgust
  5. [6:30 PM] unbornarkaeden: oh
  6. [6:30 PM] unbornarkaeden: oh what did you say
  7. [6:30 PM] unbornarkaeden: because guess what
  8. [6:30 PM] unbornarkaeden: GUESS FUCKING WHAT
  9. [6:30 PM] krackychan: meow
  10. [6:30 PM] krackychan: you already are disgusted by me?
  11. [6:30 PM] krackychan: i'm scared
  12. [6:30 PM] krackychan: mal hold me
  13. [6:30 PM] krackychan: mal where are you
  14. [6:30 PM] unbornarkaeden: nsfm
  15. [6:30 PM] unbornarkaeden: http://i.imgur.com/wgMS9.png
  16. [6:30 PM] unbornarkaeden: i hope you're happy
  17. [6:30 PM] unbornarkaeden: i hope you're so fucking happy
  18. [6:31 PM] krackychan: ..................
  19. [6:31 PM] krackychan: done
  20. [6:31 PM] krackychan: i quit
  21. [6:31 PM] unbornarkaeden: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
  22. [6:31 PM] unbornarkaeden: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
  23. [6:31 PM] krackychan: no i can't match you
  24. [6:31 PM] unbornarkaeden: AHAHAHAHAHAH
  25. [6:31 PM] mel: Mal hugs are for emergencies only. \o/
  26. [6:31 PM] krackychan: i can't match unborn
  27. [6:31 PM] krackychan: oh my god
  28. [6:31 PM] unbornarkaeden: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
  29. [6:31 PM] krackychan: showing to vont
  30. [6:31 PM] unbornarkaeden: ON A SCALE OF 1-10
  31. [6:31 PM] unbornarkaeden: HOW MANY TEARS ARE YOU SHEDDING
  32. [6:31 PM] krackychan: it's off the numerical scale
  33. [6:32 PM] mel: Over infinity?
  34. [6:32 PM] mel: Is that
  35. [6:32 PM] unbornarkaeden: KRANK, THAT BETTER BE AN ITEM
  36. [6:32 PM] mel: possible?
  37. [6:32 PM] krackychan: i need
  38. [6:32 PM] krackychan: an adult
  39. [6:32 PM] unbornarkaeden: TOO BAD
  40. [6:32 PM] mel: I'm an adult!
  41. [6:32 PM] unbornarkaeden: MAL, YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE THIS
  42. [6:32 PM] krackychan: mal
  43. [6:32 PM] krackychan: mal hold m
  44. [6:32 PM] unbornarkaeden: YOU REALLY DON'T
  45. [6:32 PM] krackychan: e
  46. [6:32 PM] krackychan: mal i need an adult so bad
  47. [6:33 PM] mel: What if I gave you cupcakes?
  48. [6:33 PM] mel: Homemade just for you?
  49. [6:33 PM] unbornarkaeden: NOPE.
  50. [6:33 PM] unbornarkaeden: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I JUST SHOWED KRANK.
  51. [6:33 PM] unbornarkaeden: CUPCAKES WON'T HELP THIS.
  52. [6:33 PM] mel: It's that bad?
  53. [6:33 PM] unbornarkaeden: YES.
  54. [6:33 PM] unbornarkaeden: IT'S FURRIES.
  55. [6:33 PM] mel: Cake bites included inside the cupcakes.
  56. [6:33 PM] unbornarkaeden: IT'S SPARKLEDOGS.
  57. [6:33 PM] krackychan: i'm
  58. [6:33 PM] unbornarkaeden: IT'S SYNDRONE AVIS.
  59. [6:33 PM] krackychan: i'm going to see that in my dreams
  60. [6:33 PM] unbornarkaeden: IT'S NSFM.
  61. [6:34 PM] krackychan: my nightmares
  62. [6:34 PM] krackychan: will have neon dog digs in them
  63. [6:34 PM] krackychan: dicks*
  64. [6:34 PM] krackychan: i'm so concerned
  65. [6:34 PM] krackychan: i think i'm done with syndrone for the night
  66. [6:34 PM] mel: Red velvet cupcake with cake bite in it
  67. [6:34 PM] unbornarkaeden: oh god
  68. [6:34 PM] mel: cake bite is chocolate with a fudge middle
  69. [6:34 PM] unbornarkaeden: is it
  70. [6:34 PM] unbornarkaeden: that bad krank
  71. [6:34 PM] krackychan: >dog penis
  72. [6:34 PM] krackychan: >syndrone avatar
  73. [6:34 PM] mel: And the frosting is --
  74. [6:34 PM] mel: WHAT
  75. [6:34 PM] mel: WHAT
  76. [6:35 PM] krackychan: >it's erect
  77. [6:35 PM] krackychan: i don't
  78. [6:35 PM] krackychan: i can't
  79. [6:35 PM] krackychan: no
  80. [6:35 PM] mel: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  81. [6:35 PM] mel: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  82. [6:35 PM] krackychan: it is that bad
  83. [6:35 PM] unbornarkaeden: WHY DID YOU TELL MAL
  84. [6:35 PM] krackychan: because
  85. [6:35 PM] krackychan: she needs to know of your faggotry
  86. [6:35 PM] krackychan: sudden;ly
  87. [6:35 PM] krackychan: everything i do pales in comparison to what you did
  88. [6:35 PM] mel: AAAAAAAA
  89. [6:35 PM] krackychan: good
  90. [6:35 PM] unbornarkaeden: KRANK ALL MY SHAME DIED 500000 YEARS AGO
  91. [6:35 PM] mel: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  92. [6:35 PM] krackychan: now i no loner have to feel shame
  93. [6:35 PM] mel: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  94. [6:36 PM] krackychan: we broke mal
  95. [6:36 PM] mel left the room.
  96. [6:36 PM] unbornarkaeden: SHOWING MONO TONIGHT
  97. [6:36 PM] unbornarkaeden: I WANT TO HEAR THIS REACTION.
  98. [6:36 PM] krackychan: looooooooooooooool
  99. [6:36 PM] unbornarkaeden: I HAD MY DOUBTS WHILE MAKING IT
  100. [6:36 PM] krackychan: texting toast
  101. [6:36 PM] unbornarkaeden: BUT THOSE HAVE BEEN CLEARED
  102. [6:36 PM] unbornarkaeden: SEND IT TO ARIX
  103. [6:37 PM] krackychan: >implying i have any way of communicating with satan's hellspawn
  104. [6:37 PM] krackychan: out of all the things you could have made
  105. [6:37 PM] krackychan: why a dog dick
  106. [6:37 PM] krackychan: why not a people dick
  107. [6:40 PM] krackychan: toast's response:
  108. [6:40 PM] krackychan: "HAHAHA you should make it so that mods have three dicks."
  109. [6:40 PM] krackychan: I NEED AN ADULT
  110. [6:40 PM] krackychan: SO FUCKING BAD RIGHT NOW
  111. [6:42 PM] krackychan: then i told him it was a dog penis
  112. [6:42 PM] krackychan: and he says
  113. [6:42 PM] krackychan: "wait. Dog? What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuck."
  114. [6:42 PM] krackychan: looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
  115. [6:42 PM] unbornarkaeden: HAHAAHAHH
  116. [6:42 PM] unbornarkaeden: okay i actually
  117. [6:42 PM] unbornarkaeden: don't know
  118. [6:42 PM] unbornarkaeden: what kind of dick it is
  119. [6:43 PM] unbornarkaeden: i just shat out some animal looking thing
  120. [6:43 PM] krackychan: i worry about you
  121. [6:43 PM] krackychan: and your pets
  122. [6:43 PM] unbornarkaeden: :C
  123. [6:43 PM] unbornarkaeden: seeing dog dick
  124. [6:43 PM] unbornarkaeden: is not
  125. [6:43 PM] unbornarkaeden: a pleasant thing
  126. [6:43 PM] krackychan: THEN WHY DID YOU MAKE ONE
  127. [6:43 PM] krackychan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  128. [6:43 PM] krackychan: I CAN'T INTO THIS LOGIC
  129. [6:44 PM] unbornarkaeden: BECAUSE IT WAS TOO GOOD TO PASS UP
  130. [6:44 PM] krackychan: i'm going to cry
  131. [6:44 PM] unbornarkaeden: ....
  132. [6:44 PM] unbornarkaeden: krank
  133. [6:44 PM] unbornarkaeden: what do i do
  134. [6:45 PM] unbornarkaeden: with this dog dick
  135. [6:45 PM] krackychan: you destroy it
  136. [6:45 PM] unbornarkaeden: but
  137. [6:45 PM] unbornarkaeden: but it's so shitty
  138. [6:45 PM] unbornarkaeden: and horrid
  139. [6:45 PM] unbornarkaeden: and it just
  140. [6:45 PM] unbornarkaeden: krank i can't do it
  141. [6:45 PM] unbornarkaeden: i can't delete these layers
  142. [6:46 PM] krackychan: i was kidding
  143. [6:46 PM] krackychan: but
  144. [6:46 PM] krackychan: i don't know if we could ever use it
  145. [6:46 PM] unbornarkaeden: NO DON'T
  146. [6:46 PM] unbornarkaeden: PLEASE NEVER USE IT
  147. [6:47 PM] krackychan: no i don't want to
  148. [6:47 PM] unbornarkaeden: GOOD
  149. [6:47 PM] krackychan: i don't want syndrone
  150. [6:47 PM] krackychan: to be furry central
  151. [6:47 PM] krackychan: you assholes
  152. [6:47 PM] unbornarkaeden: WAIT NO
  153. [6:47 PM] krackychan: already have like 70% of the internet
  154. [6:47 PM] unbornarkaeden: USE IT
  155. [6:47 PM] krackychan: no fuck you
  156. [6:47 PM] unbornarkaeden: AW DAMNIT
  157. [6:47 PM] unbornarkaeden: ATTRACT ALL THE FURRIES
  158. [6:47 PM] unbornarkaeden: ALL THE MONEY
  159. [6:49 PM] unbornarkaeden: "DON'T EVER VISIBLE THIS GROUP JESUS FUCK ADSKLFKLSDFLKJAKLSDFLKA"
  160. [6:49 PM] unbornarkaeden: that's what i named it
  161. [6:49 PM] krackychan: oh lord
  162. [6:49 PM] krackychan: also i thought you said furries are constantly poor
  163. [6:49 PM] unbornarkaeden: because they spend all their money
  164. [6:49 PM] unbornarkaeden: on furry shit
  165. [6:50 PM] unbornarkaeden: okay fine this is going to be mono's item
  166. [6:50 PM] unbornarkaeden: it's mono's penis
  167. [6:50 PM] unbornarkaeden: there
  168. [6:50 PM] krackychan: i'm so worried
  169. [6:51 PM] krackychan: about everything right now
  170. [6:51 PM] unbornarkaeden: okay i really
  171. [6:51 PM] unbornarkaeden: can't look at this thing anymore
  172. [6:51 PM] unbornarkaeden: jesus fuck
  173. [6:52 PM] unbornarkaeden: aaggghhhhhhhhh
  174. [6:52 PM] unbornarkaeden: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhh
  175. [6:52 PM] unbornarkaeden: adlkjffffffff;;;;;;dfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
  176. [6:52 PM] unbornarkaeden: it's hitting me krank
  177. [6:52 PM] unbornarkaeden: the sheer terror of that dick
  178. [6:52 PM] unbornarkaeden: is hitting me
  179. [6:52 PM] krackychan: yeah
  180. [6:52 PM] krackychan: you sit there
  181. [6:52 PM] krackychan: and stew in it
  182. [6:52 PM] unbornarkaeden: fucking
  183. [6:52 PM] krackychan: because you made it
  184. [6:52 PM] unbornarkaeden: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh
  185. [6:52 PM] unbornarkaeden: WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF
  186. [6:52 PM] krackychan: i feel no pity for you
  187. [6:52 PM] unbornarkaeden: WHY THE FUCK
  188. [6:52 PM] unbornarkaeden: DID I DO THIS
  189. [6:52 PM] unbornarkaeden: TO MYSELF
  190. [6:53 PM] unbornarkaeden: KRANK. KRANK. I DON'T.
  191. [6:53 PM] unbornarkaeden: I DON'T UNDERSTAND MY PAST SELF'S ACTIONS
  192. [6:53 PM] unbornarkaeden: IS THIS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO WAKE UP AFTER DRINKING IN SOMEONE ELSE'S HOUSE
  193. [6:53 PM] krackychan: you're like karkat
  194. [6:53 PM] krackychan: 10 minutes later
  195. [6:54 PM] krackychan: you hate your past self
  196. [6:54 PM] krackychan: way2go
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