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- On a warm summer's evenin
- On a train bound for Dreamhack
- I met up with a streamer
- Playing Smash against some Sheik
- So we took turns a-playin
- Singles matches on CRT
- The Melee overtook us, he began to speak
- He said, "Son, I've won two EVOs
- Thanks to readin' people's inputs
- Knowin' what their moves were
- By the way they held their eyes
- So if you don't mind me sayin'
- I can see you tryin to moonwalk
- For a taste of your Bud Light
- I'll give you some advice"
- So I handed him my bottle
- And he drank down my last swallow
- Then he bummed a cigarette
- And asked me for a light
- And the game got deathly silent
- And his face lost all expression
- He said, "If you're gonna play Melee, boy
- You gotta learn to play it right
- You've got to know when to wavedash
- Know when to down smash
- Know when to jump away
- Know when to tech
- You never count your money
- When you're sittin' at the setup
- There'll be time enough for countin'
- When the tourney's done
- Every Smasher knows
- That the secret to survivin'
- Is knowin' when to go real deep
- And knowin' when to camp
- 'Cause every set’s a winner
- And every^ set’s a loser
- And the best that you can hope for
- Is to never go 0-2"
- And when he finished speakin'
- He turned back towards his PC
- Crushed out his cigarette
- And started up a stream
- And sometime in the livestream
- The smasher, he got bodied
- And in his final words
- I found a move that I could spam
- You've got to know when to wavedash
- Know when to down smash
- Know when to jump away
- Know when to tech
- You never count your money
- When you're sittin' at the setup
- There'll be time enough for countin'
- When the tourney's done
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